I knew Americans are a dirty nation of pigs but do you people really piss in your toilet while standing? That's so fucking disgusting. Had an American friend visit me and he doesn't understand the concept of pissing while sitting. You people do realize that when piss hits the toilet, it goes flying everywhere - onto the walls, the floor, the seat? Fucking disgusting.
>>79021064
(You)
>>79021064
Shit tier bait mate.
Pissing while sitting - less hygienic. And it's feminine too.
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>>79021500
>piss flying all over the bathroom
>hygenic
>>79021710
>being retarded enough to be unable to properly manipulate your penis so it all goes in the toilet properly
>>79021539
Beat me to it
>>79022264
>being retarded and not understanding the concept of water splashes outwards when it is hit with other water
>>79021064
I guess your one of them transgenders went into sex change.
>>79022562
>Piss-water almost splashing out is gross
>Sitting bare ass on toilet rim where Achmed and Ivan sit too
>>79022562
>not realising you can aim for the lower walls of the inside of the toilet, slightly above the water level, to minimize sound and avoid any splashing.
>he doesn't piss like this
>>79021064
Any man who pisses while sitting is not a man.
I piss while standing like a man. I helicopter dick before and afterwords. Sometimes I spin in circles while pissing to help the economy by giving janitors more work
>>79021064
Is this ukraine? Or just a small piece of sweden?
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>>79021064
you tired of falling into the toilet ? maybe you should look before you sit down girl
>>79021064
does Ukraine even exist anymore? I thought it was Russia again?
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>>79021064
The reason Sergei here doesn't understand this practice is because the average Ukranian penis is too small to be grasped by a human hand.
>"In Medieval times, it was the custom of Ukranian soldiers on campaign to use a pair of tweezers to hold their "мiкpoпeнic" while urinating."
Bezusko, L.g., T.s. Karpiuk, S.l. Mosyakin, A.g. Bezusko, and O.m. Korniyenko. “Anthropogenic Component of Palynofloras from Early Medieval Deposits (13th Century A.D.) of the Slovechno-Ovruch Ridge in a Paleochorological Aspect.” UkrBotJ Ukrainian Botanical Journal 70, no. 5 (2013): 575–82. doi:10.15407/ukrbotj70.05.575.
>>79021064
Just piss and poop in the shower, now shut the fuck up KGB Chernobyl.
>>79022780
absolutely savage
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>>79023133
>all these ad hominems
You're still disgusting pigs. If you need to stand while pissing and splashing your piss all over the bathroom walls and floor to feel "manly" or "straight", you have much bigger issues. But continue to spew memes instead.
>>79023404
Sergei what exactly is in your vodka that makes your piss shoot out at such a force that it gets on the walls?
>>79023404
Can't pee sitting down if erect
>>79023492
Read OP you evasive dipshit
>>79023404
If I ever come to whatever hole in the wall country you live in, I am going to spin my dick so fast, it's going to look like a high quality flesh colored sprinkler system.
>>79021064
I don't like the tip of my dick swirling around in dirty toilet water when I sit.
>>79022562
So you don't flush?
I didn't know Ukraine had internet access, the more you know I guess.
>>79021064
I piss in the woods, nothing feels better!
Pissing in your home is just disgusting, who the fuck pisses any where near where they sleep or eat. That's just fucking degenerate. And squatting to piss is something women do, are you a woman? You must be.
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>>79021064
Thank me later, Murrica.
>all over the seat
You know it lifts up right? Did you think it did that for no reason?
>>79021064
>You people do realize that when piss hits the toilet, it goes flying everywhere - onto the walls, the floor, the seat? Fucking disgusting.
LOLOLOL
Is this really how you piss? Holy shit, I hope you're joking.
>be ukrainian
>piss all over the walls, floor, and seat
>>79021064
Do you really shit and pee inside your homes like those dirty Americans?
Disgusting.
