we still good?
>>79018684
I supported their economy by buying this, we better be
>>79018684
They're probably pretty salty Ford and GM are shutting down production there. I know I would be.
>>79018684
No. Nuke Australia and all the world's problems will be solved.
>>79018684
Why, What have you done now?
>>79019509
u wat m8? i thought we where bros
>>79019296
Most of them didnt even know we owned holden and their other shitboxs.
Every single time "we make holden cunt".. yea, well we own holden.. cunt.
>>79022244
>we
>>79022553
>E
XD
>>79019509
Israel and the middle east would still exist, nuking us won't solve shit senpai
>>79018684
If Hillary gets in, I fear our friendship.
>>79022244
>What are international stockbroking accounts.
>>79027834
its literally a subsidiary of gm or ford. Dont remember, not looking it up. check it yourself.
>>79018684
Depends on who is President come November.
>>79018684
Abos and seppos BF forever
>>79018684
Why wouldn't we be?
>>79018684
As long as you keep your fucking spiders on your side of the ocean, we good.
I hate these threads where australians and amerifats suck each other's dicks. Fuck the both of you.
>>79027557
I know. We might end up with a government-controlled internet filter too if Shillary makes it in. We'd have to compete for who has less rights and shitposting in frustration
>>79032319
Cool story. You can now suck animal dicks thanks to your leaf PM.
>>79032319
>canuckistan legalized sucking doggy dicks before marijuana
>>79032319
Lol, get the fuck out of here Leaf.
>>79032194
if you don't elect Trump we will bomb you with spiders, literally packages with lots of spiders in them and have them dropped on all your main cities. Electing Trump is the only way to avoid this.
>>79032818
Fuck. Brb buying a "make America great hat"
yeah mate we're sweet
>>79032875
this is what your cities will look like in the event Trump loses the election
>>79033060
Love u babe ;)
>>79032733
>This is where the gun jams, and then my platoon gets wiped out by Charlie.
We good, just when you come visit please keep the noise down. There is nothing more annoying than a loud american talking about some shit story as though it is the most fucking interesting shit in the world when we just do not give a fuq
>>79033166
I hope so. Getting pretty sick of the mosquitoes lately. Spiderbros are pretty chill
>>79018684
We good senpai!
>>79032319
Now it's US, Straya, NZ, and the UK. We are going to have to annex you cucks tho.
>>79018684
America's pretty cool, but can you guys please annex us sometime soon?
Everything's so goddamn expensive here.
>Expensive cars
>Expensive guns
>Expensive vidya
>Expensive, slow internet
>>79033315
>wearing flag on your body
Absolutely disgusting.
>>79032319
Go suck a dog dick.
>>79019509
You already have.
Multiple times.
You still can't beat us.
>>79022718
>>79019967
it was sarcasm mates. we're bros
>>79032818
Welp, that settles it then. Between vlad, china, the terrorists, the aliens and now this, end of the world is confirmed if Trump doesn't get elected.
>>79034283
Less than 60% bros... Paco and Tyrone aren't my bros.
>>79034020
sounded like you described america
>>79035763
Have you ever actually been to Australia?
I've been told that it's easy as fuck for Aussies to go to America and get pussy. Any seppo cunts care to shed some light on the accuracy of that?
>>79035763
Dude, Im going to your country in 2 weeks and youve already cost me an assload before Ive touched ground with the exchange rate.
We're 0.7 cents to your dollar right now, and if I put like 2 grand in, I'm getting nearly half of that in US dollars.
You guys are way cheaper. I mean your cigarettes alone are worth it. Fuckin' 30 bucks for a pack of 25's here. Fuck that for a joke.
>>79034199
>not owning flag pants
>>79034020
Some Aussie cunt was talking about a $25 bottle of car tire cleaner recently.
Wut.
I buy the same bottle for 6.
Lol.
Goddamn.
>>79036224
Our domestic Beer is like $16.00-$25.00 a six pack....
It's fucking crazy man, literally the cheapest domestic beer...
>>79036014
Our female bar flies would definitely like an accent other than chink, Mexican, or street nigger.
>>79036345
Where are Americans sluttiest women?
>>79036344
Thing is, shit is expensive in Hawaii too.
Just the nature of islands. No trains, no semi trucks.
>>79036048
Im familiar with the exchange rates. You get paid more than most americans to make up for it.
Mcdonalds here doesnt pay $15 an hour. (nz it does or someone was blowing the manager)
Enjoy the petrol costs while youre here though, our wars for resources pay off at the pump.
>>79036424
Anywhere with alcohol and libtards.
They will mistake you for a commie sympathizer cuz regular American males are evil.
Non Americans are enlightened and socially aware.
>>79036224
If you think that's bad, you should see how much our booze costs.
A 700mL (24oz) bottle of Smirnoff costs $37.
>>79035669
they're not real americans
>>79018684
we havent been good since the asian resident administrator for dickinson house at binghamton uni i deflowered dumped me 6 years ago. i got a criminal record for blackmail, so i cant go back..
not that i want to.
>>79019296
m8, the GTS shits all over the Maloo
>>79036555
Funny. I work across the street from a Smirnoff distillery.
One can smell the booze In the breeze if they are adding flavored to it.
>>79034020
>Slow
20 mps
>Can literally stream without difficulties
Nigger you're just a whiny neet
>>79018684
Wanna enjoy a good victory drink UK? Its on me
>>79036555
why are buying that shit anyway
this is way better
and drinking is shit anyway
do better drugs
>>79032319
The middle child is always the one with issues and jealous of both older and younger siblings. It's not our fault mommy France coddled and spoiled you.
>>79036691
Story time m8?
>>79019967
>>79018684
Is there even a single reason why all English speaking peoples should not be united under a single flag?
>>79032194
That's a huntsman - they're chill bro tier spiders.
>>79032319
Jelous? Atleast you have your gay and lesbian 420 muslim transgender Prime minster to hang with.
>>79036943
Because half the cunts in 'english speaking countries' aren't white or born in there.
>>79032733
you just know!
>>79036943
Most of yours are fucking wankers and the leafs are touched in the head. Britfags bitch and whine incessantly and the sheepfuckers, well they're sheepfuckers.
>>79036840
You do realize NBN comes with the price tag of govt censoring content and recording everything right?
>>79036943
we're like 50% nonwhite. i wouldn't want to flood the rest with spics and nigs
>>79022244
>>79019296
They are shutting down production here not because of your executives but because Toyota has the monopoly. Problem with Holden almost always was that it was more expensive because it wasn't a big corporation like the asians produce. If australia made the market and had the control we'd be seeing australian cars around the street more often.
>>79037162
we can make an exception for White south africans as they're bro tier as phwark
>>79036941
nah fuck the past
life is 20x better now anyway
>>79037241
Waah waah, I mean come the fuck on nearly everything in this fucking society has analytics, censorship and spying. If I was paranoid about all that shit I'd be in a insane asylum as a result of just how wide spread it is. If I wanted to get away from that shit I'd just bin my router, rip out my internet and home phone line and live off in woop woop.
>>79037242
>>79037162
>>79037059
this is assuming we get rid of the non-European peoples and make our countries pure and white lads
also America is 73% white don't bully
>>79037410
no shit. what are you using the internet for you fucking weird cunts.
great your a fucking loser who watches a heap of weird porn. nobody cares...
I remember they told us those abo dream time stories at school. Fuck that shit was funny. We would all just laugh at that ridiculous shit and the fact that when Europeans arrived on BOATS from the OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET and were armed with CANNONS AND GUNS the abos were just chilling with sticks, stones and fucking their kids. They have a rich and vibrant culture.
>>79036424
college campuses
>>79036943
The same reason all germanic people cant be..
>>79037475
then yeah, we should definitely have some kind of pact in the anglosphere.
someone has to protect the world from the eternal kraut
>>79037486
I only really use it because I don't have television and want to know what's going on globally, acts as a great library and communciation device. The internet is a shit heap but it has somethings I like which keep me using it. Preferably in the future years I'll probably just live without internet on a farm with my lover.
>>79033319
Dude get metal fan for chicken houses or barns, the bigger shits, and put some screen on the backside and crank it near a light over night. Population decimation. Trust.
-T. swamplands yeeeyeee
>>79037565
>>79037594
The krauts are our Germanic brothers lads. we should cooperate with them
>>79037699
what are my fellow aus bros doing for Walpurgisnacht this year
>>79018684
Tbh I kind of hate the cancer that's been allowed to spread because of King Nigg. If $hillary gets in, I think it would be even worse.
I hate your leftists. Please elect Trump.
>>79018684
American, Australian. We're all just British rednecks.
>>79037699
They need to take control of their country first.
And clean it up.
Happy to be the second greatest nation behind The United States.
The Bill of Rights is the most important human rights bill on the planet.
>>79037594
>USA
>ANGLO
pick one and only one
>>79037959
According to the 2011 census, there are now more Satanists in Australia than Scientologists. This could be seen as cause for alarm, until you actually meet some Satanists, who, judging by the ones I'm standing with right now, are only marginally more intimidating than my daughter's primary school debating team.
>>79038025
based 'roo
>>79032696
I wonder how many Canadian girls and boys are going to grow up sucking off their pets.
>>79032319
Based Canabro is right
Even if they can't smoke weed at least they can get dog blowjobs and legally commit suicide
What I wouldn't do to become a fucking leaf
>>79032194
Huntsmans are chillest spiders. Theyll hang out on a wall on my house for a few days then be on their way. Always a little sad to see them go. If they ever landed on me id probably sqwueel like little girl though
>>79038155
fuck off then
>>79038155
>at least they can get dog blowjobs and legally commit suicide
I think he was being sarcastic
>>79032319
Did weedman legalise weed yet?
>>79038092
>self reported
>accurate
pick one
people only claim irish and german because they seem cool. i have tons of friends with clearly british surnames that say they're german.
the people claiming American have been here so long that they go back to the English settlers. also anglos and krauts are so close genetically that it's basically the some ethnicity. krauts lost the meme war and decided to convert to superior anglo culture
>>79019628
beautiful
>>79022244
Every second faggot rebadges their holden with chevy badges. And it says GM on the dealership signs. Of course everyone knows Holden was always a GM subsidiary
>>79038155
You're a fucking disgrace to Ausbros. I hope you do make it to leafland so you can off yourself.
>>79034199
I agree with you but, at least their intentions are good.
>>79037501
Lol I had the same thing in my school.
Going to be honest, love the boomerang, love the didgeridoo, think the dream time sounds pretty dope
But seriously. 2.5 million years since fire and they got nothing but that? Basically the dreamtime was before they became sentient and that happened less than 100 years before they got enriched.
yeh sure just fucking stay where you are alright
>all australians secretly want to throttle yank tourists
you give us the celebrities and shit and we give the banter and uranium
if you want we'll get our bf japan to give you a bj
>>79037249
Toyota is closing down too mate. The reason is Union workers have demanded such high wages they've priced themselves out of jobs to the various jungle slants in thailand, Malaysia etc.
https://youtu.be/bBIubgsfK8E
>>79038742
>yfw Tasmanian abbos forgot how to make fire
>>79039928
A-are those things even... human?
I've always wondered why Americans and Australians get along so damn well. Is it the shared pioneering history? The similar conservative mindset? The fact that we're both sick cunts of countries?
Whatever it is I love you guys.
>>79035911
missed your post, no but I know a lot of people from aus and nz.
>>79040151
virtually extinct bro
>nearly every single one of them is clearly mentally ill, either naturally or from years/decades of drug/alcohol/petrol abuse
>mfw they're too fucked in the head to actually pose a threat
>mfw our niggers have out-niggered the niggers of all other countries so much that they're wiping themselves out
not even exaggerating. There are ads to educate them about the dangers of sleeping on roads, using petrol to get high, etc. Government actually had to step in and supply petrol without fumes so they couldn't huff it
>>79040306
I get along with Australians far better than normie Americunts. Australians don't get buttflustered when you spit torrents of venom at them in a vehemently aggresive manner, they love it.
And since that's my primary mode of communication, well.
>>79032319
You can legally ride horse cock; thats something you can do while your mrs gets gang banged by your muslims.
what's gonna happen when us canadians get free movement with australia? a real shitposting union
>>79032319
Your country sucks. Go be friends with France or something.
>>79040633
>supply petrol without fumes
thats not even possible dude. but i believe you about the rest of it.
>>79040306
Australians I've talked do not constantly complain about how much they hate America, unlike Europeans. Even the banter is obviously friendly unlike from Europeans which is often extremely caustic and just an excuse to complain about how much they hate America. I have never encountered "banter" from a European that wasn't coming from a place of anger and frustration.
Australians are just easier to talk to and don't have a fucking inferiority complex. Even if an Australian is pissed off at you, you can rebound out of it with some friendly bants. Responding to angry Europeans is never a positive experience and there is no way to calm them down. Talking to Europeans reminds me a lot of Mexican """"banter"""" which is just sexually-charged comments about your mother and threatening you repeatedly, to which any reply only escalates the situation.
>>79041224
neeever mind
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opal_(fuel)
>>79040633
not surprised. their average IQ is in the low 60s
>>79039593
well you need to refuse to buy gookmobiles.
Youre going to wind up with a bunch of shit cars that are "affordable" but rust through in 5 years and all kinds of little parts just break for no damn reason.
>>79041503
>>79041224
yeah a typical "mugging" goes like
>oi cunt you got a spare durry on ya (durry = cigarette)
>say anything
>oi listen here you cunt this MAAAAAAH LAAAAAAAAAAND aye better cough up cunt
>STOP WALKIN YOU WHITE CUNT
then you just push them over and walk away quickly while they scream
Some with have a screwdriver or a paring knife or a broken bottle but that doesn't change anything, just shove em over hard and fuck off
same deal if theres a herd of them just run instead of walk
>>79039928
what the fucking shit did I just watch?
I'm completely sober and I'm still not sober enough for this shit.
>>79041846
I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to visit the land of ten thousand venomous things that want to fucking end you plus abbos plus redneck bogan bastards down under
>>79041333
Trips of trips of truth I suppose, that's well put. I think the Brits are an exception, although they now have even more of a claim to not be European anyway, but overall that's pretty spot on. Australians are pretty amicable and their bantz are more like friendly jokes, and now that you mention it I don't think I've ever seen Australians complain about the US in the same way that Euros or Mexicans do.
As an aside, Mexicans are really vitriol to everyone from what I've seen. I've seen them bash countries that haven't ever done shit to them, what the fuck is their problem?
>>79041846
>walk around in a wife beater and jeans with a belt, knife in my pocket
>tank as fuck
nobody ever starts shit
fml. someone start something i want an excuse to smash someones face in
>>79036691
nigga u creepy
>>79043461
bend over and take my cock and mb i will take our sex tape off motherless babe
>>79032319
dont be jealous of our relationship, Canada.
we both love maple syrup
>>79032319
it's like clockwork with you guys
>>79036014
totally fukkin legit mate.
unless you look and or smell shitty
>>79035763
Don't kid yourself. We are the only country where cars are so cheap, poor people are known as the ones who drive massive gas guzzling cars as a point of pride.
>>79036108
This guy gets it.
>>79036014
if u arent getting sexually satisified here i doubt going to america is going to change anything mate
>>79040894
Fuck no.
Get the fuck out.
[spoiler]desu it would work better than the EU however the nigs from America would ruin it[/spoiler]
>>79040306
I have never met an Aussie I didn't get along with. Always a memorable experience, getting drunk with them and listening to their goofy accents go on about aussie slang I will never understand but sounds hilarious
We're sending them our niggers so their neanderneger can kill all of our niggers.
>>79042710
massive inferiority complex from being one of the worst countries in the Americas juxtaposed next to the world superpower. Also they are descended from people who used to sacrifice 10,000s of people a year to appease their gods, sometimes in a single day.
>>79045165
>to appease their gods
To be fair, he had to have his thirst slaked with the water of life or he could not rise to fight the stars and protect the Earth every night.
