>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Recent Homicides:
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>>79016824
>FIRST FOR ASSAULTS
Steady Robert!
>>79016824
Fancy police cars
Stolen from some sap in the previous thread:
When you're listening to a zone, for example, the officer will give his beat number "1431" or "31" for short if they know which one of the two districts on that zone they are talking to...are either the daytime (2nd watch) or evening/afternoon cars which are 3rd watch. 1st watch cars or midnite cars have the R after their #. It stands for relief. When they get a call or a job as its called, if no report is made etc. they may just give a disposition code which is the type of incident as a number followed by a letter which is what they did, found, etc or how it was handled.
=========================
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
i cant get anymore comfy
Robert is taking chicago by storm.
How you gonna mess with Pizza Hut
>>79016824
Tenth for mexican doorbell guy
>>79016907
you shit. you're welcome, feggat
>pizza-hut parking lot
niggas creepin alwayz
>>79016824
Pizza Hut geting cased, stay tuned.
>>79016935
its people like you that make people like me like people like you
>>79016824
Chicago fag here! AMA!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sALGp1gxQxs
>>79016915
Read this >>79016907
Posting for comfy nigger shenanigans
Shots fired
Shots fired
>SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
>>79016993
Oops I meant >>79016921
Someone drove into a house...
>>79016990
Nigger Chicago
thug? Spic?
>>79016990
Why don't you move?
Hey let's all take a second and remember the rookie from earlier who was freaked about the dead body.
Poor dude.
>>79017061
Thug spic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxVKawokwWI
>>79017060
>7/11
>House
>I CAN GET MORE COMFY
Alright, I gotta get a couple hours sleep before work, was fun, /pol/.
>gee /pol/, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
>the same thing we do every night, Leaf - listen to dindus doin' nuffin
>>79016972
how about you 17 my 11 and 9, 10-99 Robert?
>>79016990
Who is this shots fired known as Robert?
>pic related, most likely Robert
>open stream
>SHOTS FIRED
kek
By da walgreens
>>79017076
I will when I finish school! Maybe even join the National Guard... plus my area isn't that bad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNe78sULCHg
>>79017134
See you space cowboy.
Redpill me on Chicago please
>>79017175
ROBERT E LEE
>>79017134
goodnight hat
>>79017217
listen to the stream. Redpill yourself, Fritz.
>>79017111
Fuck, I missed that. Was he crying or something?
>>79017217
niggers who vote democrat
>>79017217
Used to be wonderful, then there were niggers
>>79017198
I refuse to believe that you made those Amazing videos...
If so, hats off
Chicago: 33% black
63 murders in june ALONE, 500 in 2015
3 million residents
Montreal, QC. 10% black
3 million residents
60 murders / year
NIGGERS LADIES AND GENTS
>>79017255
No, not crying. But his phonetic call was all fucked up.
Made life hard for the nice dispatch lady.
>>79017198
Taco should stay in Chicago.
>>79016948
what a disgusting thing
I hope you all know if america didnt bring blacks here as slaves the population would of been much MUCH lower and we wouldnt be inthis mess
>>79017217
City that ran the whole state into the ground and continues to do so. Regularly turns down opportunity and positive change in the name of social justice. Chicago and the state are billions in debt due to law makers off putting payments on loans and refusing to change how state pensions work. It's a nice city in a good place with lots of great cheap homes and beautiful neighborhoods, but the niggers ruin in.
>EXBOYFRIEND STOLE HER DOG
WHY DOES SHE GIGGLE
Mofo took her dog!!!!!
>>79017293
That's the tip of the iceberg...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPtU80uVN0U
I run that channel! ;^)
And this twitter....
https://twitter.com/RGSkyrimBattles
You probably confused me with the youtube channel called can't stump the trump
> STOLE HER DOG!
>>79016990
I'm in portage park. Wanna come fuck my ass?
>You live in the time where you can listen to dindus kill eachother while chatting with your /pol/acks
>And drink some coffee too
>While wrapped in a blanket
Is there a better time to be alive than right now?
>>79017217
History is important
Chicago developed itself during the great migration west. For some reason, a huge population of blacks pooled there after leaving the south.
Despite there being blacks in more westerly towns, Chicago seems to be the highest concentration of blacks west of the mississippi.
100+ years of "democrat" mafia cronyism has rendered the city unable to provide basic services to their population.
>>79017351
> if america didnt bring blacks here as slaves we wouldn't be in this mess
You don't say...
>>79017217
we're broke
send aid plz
>>79016824
I'm listening to this scanner
>visited Chicago once
>total shit hole
>homeless niggers everywhere hassling people for money
>trash everywhere
>roads are in terrible shape
>building look like shit
>public transportation beat to shit
This scanner...the police sound like they are stretched thin in dealing with all the niggers on a nightly basis.
>>79017406
Yeah I was talking about the cant stump the trump guy...
>>79017419
im so comfy, my ass has gone numb
>>79017351
Abraham lincoln was going to deport all the freed slaves back to africa. Got shot before he could.
>>79017309
Probably will.
>Officer Mumbles
>>79017419
There really isn't friend. Kek is kind to us.
>>79017471
source
>>79017471
source
>first name is matjusalem
baddude salem?
>>79017351
Think about the labor
THINK ABOUT THE LABOR
They picked cotton, built bridges, rails n shit
>>79017406
>>79017309
Why namefag tho? serious question
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>>79017217
Here's the run down
>Chicago, used to be nice white city
>1920s
>run by gangsters and bootleggers
>Mob boss Al Capone
>Crime rampant but at least he's sort of classy
>He dies in jail due to syphilis
>Later WW2 happens
>All white men in Chicago go to war, niggers stay home because useless
>Becomes a black city
>Random crime becomes rampant because whitey isn't so dominant
>Be today
>Is now nigger haven city filled with gangbangers who want to act like mafia but in reality are lower than scum
>>79017351
friendly reminder that a small wealthy elite in the south was constantly bringing blacks by the shiploads and finding ways to justify it
>guess their ethnicity
>>79017538
attention whores clearly
>>79017351
>>79017351
>implying it was america
>>79017538
BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY! ;^)
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LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!!
>>79017470
Butt clenches and leg stretches, anon. DVT is a thing.
>Don't die while comfy!
>>79017577
THIS
What the fuck kind of fiction did you just cast at me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the tea party, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret meeting with the establishment, and I have over 300 confirmed endorsements. I am trained in speech repetition and I’m the top first term senator in the entire US congress. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this campaign, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Twitter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Jew donors and your taxes are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your campaign. You’re fucking dead, Trump. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stump you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in debating, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the GOP establishment and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dispelled, kiddo
SHOTS FIRED!
>>79017581
well america buying slaves from africa w/e
>>79017595
What an annoying faggot
>>79017275
Chicago was always a shit hole, since the beginning. It had one of the worst fires in American history. In the 1920s and 1930s it was the most violent and corrupt cities in the US because of the mafia. In the 90s South Side Chicago turned ultra nigger. Chicago today is a liberal city that has the most strict gun laws in the country. As you can read >>79017302 , the gun laws don't really protect the niggers. I live in the same state down south and everyday I wish that Chicago becomes a Wisconsin city. Way less taxes and dems.
>>79017645
HOLD ON
*shoots hockey puck*
HOLD ON EH
*drizzles syrup*
HOLD ON
*waits 10 years for chemo*
SO YOU ARE SAYING
*asks pronouns*
YOU ARE SAYING
*doesn't qualify for NHL playoffs*
SORRY
*visits the beer store*
YOU ARE SAYING
*extracts milk from bag*
WE
*buys car in Vermont*
WERE
*shitposts*
LEAFS AND SHIT
>>79017595
stop beating a dead horse
OP here. Going to go pass out.
Take my pasta and go on without me.
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Recent Homicides:
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>>79017270
>>79017275
>>79017356
Thanks.
Will we ever have an all white country again?
>>79017656
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>>79017648
Implying it wasn't jews.
>>79017493
>>79017515
You can look it up yourself. He essentially wanted african-americans to go back to "colonize africa" (get the fuck out)
>>79017723
Thank you for giving us this wonderful gift, OP.
Sleep the sleep of the just. You're a winner!
>>79017727
we'd have to have very deep ditches for that
>>79017709
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad. So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>79017752
>implying it wasnt nigger jews
>>79017727
that depends on what you mean by "white"
if you mean genetically pure, no, highly unlikely.
if you mean western industrial society [white culture], yes, highly likely.
>>79017727
You'll have an all Muslim country in a few years.
>>79017456
Been there as well. Chicago is like the movie "Land of the Dead". Notice how the downtown core is relatively well kempt (it was in 2001) but as soon as you walk 6 blocks in any direction it's like hiroshima, but with niggers?
>>79017832
>black israelites who say the holocaust never happened
>>79017134
Sleep tight leaf
>>79017526
Chinese were brought in the build the bridges and railroads, nigs weren't capabale of doing more skilled labor......
>INTOXICATED DINDRESS IN A RED COROLLA HIT A DUDES CAR AND FLED
>PANICKY BITCH THREATENING SUICIDE
>HAS GUN
>threatening suicide
DO A FLIP
>>79017723
Sleep well opie
>>79017845
implying you can have white culture without whites.
Jesus christ this country is screwed
Addison and Kimball is near me, yay! Congrats drunk driving cunt.
>>79017134
night chang
>Yaaaaay
YAAAAY
A
A
A
Y
>COMMERCIAL ALARM SOUNDING POTENTIAL B&E IN PROGRESS
>possible B&E
>yaaaayyy, 10-4
>>79017723
take it easy m8, good breads
>>79017970
>Yaaaay....10-4
>well before you get to the noise complaint there is now a commercial alarm going off.
On the same street.
>>79017998
>>79017981
>>79017970
Fucking kek. These folks have gotta hate this shit.
>>79018035
Jiggy activity
>>79017880
>BIX NOOD GOYIM
>NEVER FUGET ABOUT MY 6 MILLION HOMIES IN AUSCHWITZ
I want to be a cop. Does /pol/ hate me for that?
>>79018071
I wonder if the two are intertwined
LIGHT POLE DOWN LIGHT POLE DOWN
Dont take the bait
[barking]
>>79016824
Would the world be a better place without niggers
>>79018187
Yes but we wouldn't have entertainment
>>79018116
do it, LEO
>>79018116
Nope /pol/ is not reddit
>>79018116
good luck memorizing all those fucking codes
>>79018187
Duhhhhh
>>79018075
>>BIX NOOD GOYIM
i kek'ed
>>79018187
yes
yes
and yes
>>79018116
go work in Chicago so we can hear you half-heartedly "yaaayy.." over the police chatter
>>79018187
yes
is there any free android app ? website only working for some time on mobile
>>79017416
That's close by, I'm at the Brickyard.
If you're a girl yeah I'll fuck you... chances are you're not... so fuck you.
>>79018187
obviously yes, don't listen to this nigger >>79018205
>>79018187
>187
lol
>12 year old with anger problems
12 YEAR OLD AUTIST ON THE LOOSE
>12 year old with anger problems
Watch out!
Just made this from factoids from ((Breitbart))
>inb4 citation needed
>12 YEAR OLD OFF MEDS WITH ANGER PROBLEMS
>DOMESTIC
>DOMESTIC
>DOMESTIC
fuck!
>12 year old
>anger problems
>off medication
Shit, kids that young on meds, I'd be mad too.
GRANDMA FIGHTING WITH SON. HE WUZ A GOODBOI
>>79018116
Literally 90% of your job will be dealing with niggers and homeless people
If you're gonna be a cop, do it in a rural district
>>79018187
>Would the world be a better place without niggers
>>79016824
Freaking north side war zone.
Just remember, if you're not on or near a street with numbers you're in the ghetto. The higher the numbers the better.
>source: /comfy/ at 111th/Wentworth
>>79017870
>Been there as well. Chicago is like the movie "Land of the Dead". Notice how the downtown core is relatively well kempt (it was in 2001) but as soon as you walk 6 blocks in any direction it's like hiroshima, but with niggers?
That was exactly my experience. Spent a week there once (was supposed to work for a friend at a convention, owed him a favor, but he got super sick and canceled. I had plane ticket, couldn't get $ back, went and just explored.)
Scariest fuckin' week of my life. If it wasn't niggers it was rats. Fucking rats everywhere, man. You gotta check your feet a lot at any outdoor cafe, places like that.
Niggers eye-fuck you from every corner. Literally you will be in a nice area with yuppie moms pushing strollers one second, go two blocks and someone is looking to carjack you.
Fuck Chicago. This stream is fun though.
Because some of you requested it last thread (and these really go fast) check out my pic.
Chicken tendies in full force.
>>79018258
Dunno about android, but I have an app for my iPhone called 5-0 Radio. I think I had it for my old Samsung as well.
>>79018436
>tfw Roger's Park
>>79018265
You're right, I'm a 300lb guy. I took a shit in the brickyard parking lot about 5 years ago.
>>79018489
I only have those experiences at night, it's kind of reminds me of that Nigger Smith movie with the zombies;
FOOT CHASE!
SOMEONE PARKED IN A HANDICAPPED SPACE HOLY SHIT CALL SWAT
Someone mentioned old New York City.
>Me and my parents, NYC, Times Square Howard Johnson's for lunch, summer 1981.
>Two dark-skinned men in booth next to us having an argument.
>Parents tactfully ignoring it
>I'm wide-eyed and nervous
>Argument escalates.
>Suddenly one guy lunges at the other
>Screams. Sprays of blood
>One man is on the floor twitching, the other runs out the front door
>Waitress calmly steps around the spreading puddle of blood to bring us our lunch
>NYC was cool in the old days
>>79018432
Rural district is the plan. I'm having trouble deciding if I want to go LEO or EMS. I work maintenance at a nursing home, and I like helping people more than fixing shit. :End Blog Post:
>>79018652
I'm assuming 300lbs of pure muscle :^)
Shots fired
SHOTS FIRED
>>79018258
Scanner radio. It's the best I know of.
some one make a new thread
>tfw im playing csgo while listening to the stream
Jesus all I hear is black male 905 of the time. jesus
>>79018741
We haven't even reached the limit you nigger
Gang Shootout
>>79018489
Is that you m8? If so, digging the "niggers are subhuman filth" look you got going. If not, this cop's gotta be redpilled.
>..s-shots fired?
She sounds cute.
Driveby. Silver Sedan. 10+ shots. People running all over.
>male with a hoodie
trayvon aint do nuthin man
>>79018705
Of course.
male with hoodie = codeword for porchmonkey
Why cant america population just be filled with Koreans? it would be a better world
>city under democrat rule for decades
>becomes a normie meme for being a literal jungle because its so dangerous
>this makes it okay
Why?
You don't see liberals fighting for reform in Chicago or Detroit, only when a goodboi is killed they post on facebook "WELL DOZENS OF BLACKS ARE KILLED IN CHICAGO EVERY WEEKEND." to try to look like they're more """"aware"""" of what's going on in the world to their normie friends.
You don't see liberals fighting for reform in either of these two cities because its become a fucking reddit meme for both cities to be fucking hellholes, this is NOT fucking okay, its fucking sad.
>haha man that CoD trailer looked like a friday night in Detroit!
>>79018929
Full of plastic surgery
>t. Korean American
How ain't this the thread theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtJ27y_9LOg
Wait what did I just hear?
She smokes a wicked stick all the time?
Kek. The dispatcher knows Laquisha by name and she's "the one that smokes that (blank) all the time".
NOT MY MOTORCYCLE! NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>79019089
I guess yeah. She said wicked stick.
>>79018936
Niggers are fucking retarded, as a culture and individually.
Call them out for not taking care of their kids?
>pohleece threw me in jail fuh no reeson
>white man criminalize black lifestyle
If you knew crack was more penalized than other drugs, why sell?
>had to feed my keeeeiids
>gotta grind if you wanna shine honkey
no self-reflection from their "leaders" , a fucking joke. race war soon with this BLM shit
>>79019109
>>79019133
Just the tone in her voice was hilarious, like she's tired of dealing with her shit, which I imagine she is
These threads can gladly fill my mighty need for a new dredd film.
>>79018830
Not me, no. But I agree. I wish I knew that guy personally.
i want to be angry at rampagingniggers, but im just too comfy to laugh
>>79019169
Someday we'll invent an airborne deadly virus that attacks only genetic niggers.
>>79018187
>187
Kek speaks.
>>79019299
watermelon-flavored ricin
>>79019323
fried chicken laced with arsenic
>12 people out on the street partying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WgKubW5Z0o
People partying at almost three in the morning, blasting music from their cars? I wonder who it could be
>>79019419
White people with families and PhDs
>>79019419
Law abiding white folk, for sure.
>>79019386
Cough syrup mixed with cyanide
We'd kill niggers and wiggers
>>79019419
Christian white male Republicans, practicing true conservative Judeo-Christian values, probably.
>K-9 units headed your way
GODSPEED DOGGO
three doggos on the way
>>79019542
This
> three K-9 units heading your way
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS
>>79019486
kek. Dr. Whitey in the prius blasting some Adele
>>79019486
>>79019493
>>79019575
That's what I like to hear, thanks lads.
People at your back door asking for money at 3 am.
That's Chicago!
>>79019664
Car full of kids all screaming the lyrics. En route to pre-dawn Tuesday Christ studies
>>79019764
>b-but it's fo mah keeeeids i sweyah
>>79019775
>pre-dawn Tuesday Christ studies
kek
>go pick up some friends from airport
>come back
>three threads gone by
FUCK.
How much did I miss!?
>>79019899
They've finally got Robert
The excitement coming through this scanner is making me want to become a cop, but I have a PhD. Can a somewhat smart person become a cop or do I have to pretend I am retarded?
The amount and variety of monkey business going on tonight is astounding. It seems to be slowing down a bit now though.
I'm back after a 40 min shower. What did I miss?
POLICE GONNA RETURN MA KIDS TO ME
>>79019925
kek
>>79019964
niggers are committing crimes
>>79019937
No, it's policy to only hire people with sub-100 IQs to keep them in check,
Not even making this up.
>>79019994
Anything particularly juicy?
>>79019940
Well, it is like 3 in the morning now, right?
>>79019937
>>79019997
Sorry anon, unfortunately my man here is telling the truth.
There was an attempted lawsuit a few years ago over this very thing.
SHIEEEEEEEEET CAN'T A NIGGA SMOKE A SPLIFF ON DA SCHOOL GROUNDZ?
>>79019997
Do they administer IQ tests to new recruits?
These groids go to school at 3 in the morning.
>>79019937
I was a police officer for about 1 1/2 years in Florida.
Seriously one of the most boring jobs I've ever had. I probably spent half my day filling out paperwork for menial shit like drunk idiots who won't leave a bar or domestic thing where neither person wants to cooperate.
>>79020086
BF STEALING GF'S DOG
>>79020089
Just about. But there's still 3 hours of darkness left and the night is dark and full of niggers
>>79017051
that post did make me pretty comfy though
>>79020195
SHEEEEEEEEEEIT don't shoot doggo please
>just a suicide attempt fyi no big deal
>>79020086
I've been mostly shitposting so it's kind of a blur.
>nigger in red shorts doing something
>nigger ringing doorbell at 3am asking for money
>couple DBs from shooting i think
>stabbing or something
>>79020137
>falling for the b8
Eh, you won't even have to worry about those tests, you'll be able to join. I promise
Will coalburners ever learn?
>Male black beating on female white
SURPRISING
>>79019937
>do I have to pretend that I am retarded?
This. pic related.
>>79020297
Awesome, I can't wait!!
Some black pimp beating on a white hoe
well try again
can you imagine what these cop's life's like in this shithole?
>my phone cant accept calls from blocked numbers
Dat dodgeball bantz
>>79020443
>leaves work
>throws old food in microwave
>falls asleep on couch without eating
>repeat
>tfw it's slowing down
We had kidnappings, missing 8 year old children, murders left and right and now nothing for the last 20 minutes.
>>79020529
what fresh hell is that
oh wait
it's mine
>>79020443
>>79020529
But on the bright side:
They can shoot niggers once in a while.
>>79020562
It picks back up in 30min to an hour when junkies start waking up needing that hit
Then it gets busy as fuck an hour after that
>>79020562
What happened to the 9 year old about to shoot his mom?
Did they remove the body yet?
>armed robbery at walgreens
that's from earlier, isnt it?
>>79020562
i guess even niggers need to sleep
There were burgles and cars on fire and 9 year old pointed a gun at his mom.
It's been rad, lads. Goodnight and good luck
>>79020562
everbody gotta sleep senpai. theyll be slangin crack and shootin hoes bright nd early tho
>>79020698
night chum
>>79020659
Some Walgreens are 24 hours so they get robbed a lot.
HOMELESS HAPPENING AT THE BANK OF AMERICA
>>79020698
take 'er easy m8
>we assigned someone to it, then they fucked off doing something else
>gotta go clean the riff raff from the Bank of America
>mother in law trying to take he kids
>(yawn)
LET THEM EAT
They all sound so tired
>disturbance near construction site
>disturbance at an apartment
you know, i think i might actually take note on how many calls they get in a single hour starting at 6;30 AEST
might be interesting
>>79018116
why would /pol/ hate cops? /pol/'s favorite food is boot
>disturbance
>a tax payer is calling the police to take care of it because he first dare to knock on their door to ask to quiet down
>cop literally just says when he finishes lunch he will take care of it
Lmao
Baby blue hoodie is the 8 year old
Callin it
>>79020941
It's quite funny. Listening to this, this is the kind of shit they deal with daily.
Earlier they said;
>I'm gonna assign you to another district, so just wait for now, they're gonna be another homicide soon
Like as if she just knew how much shit these niggers are gonna fuck up.
>>79020941
It'd be cool to send them pizzas or something, but I bet you all the local pizza joints know the address of the precinct by heart and spit in the pies whenever they get an order sent to it.
>burglar alarm at gaybor residence
>male looking for an ambo
>>79021032
Still haven't found him/her?
>swollen feet
IT'S HAPPENING
>>79021067
Unless I missed it ....I don't think so :(
Fuck I live on nordica. What happened? I only heard nordica. Probably not near me but still
>>79021067
another missing person to add to the pile
isnt there an active serial killer in chicago anyway?
>>79020948
>getting arrested for killing a home invader
What?
>>79021186
Which one?
>>79021165
Burglar
>>79021129
>>79021186
Had to step away for a few minutes myself, I honestly wouldn't know.
Any Chicago anons here to elaborate on the serial killer angle?
>>79021202
no such thing as castle doctrine or reasonable self defence here
>>79021186
>an
Anon...
>>79021165
undetonated nuclear device. evacuate immediately
>>79021035
Here in my area of PA, no pizza places even deliver to the black project areas as policy.
There was a story recently where one nignog couldn't get his pizza and drove down to Domino's to beat the guy at the counter.
Just reparations.
>2016
>not being on digital encrypted comms
Fuck you stolen cars try to avoid stinger sites now.
>>79021220
>>79021269
>>79021284
and the news doesnt cover this?
i know it's niggers and they get buried quick, but no one cares about serial killers?
>intoxicated boyfriend just beat her up
>Boyfriend just beat her up
TAKING BETS ON THE BOYFRIENDS RACE
>>79020948
>mfw Mr Batterham battered him
>>79021409
that pic...
>>79021415
Got a Fiver that says he's white.
Figure I'll play the odds. :)
>black Lexus
are they lost?
>>79021415
Rapefugee sandnigger
>>79021409
Deportation forces, NOW.
WATCH YOUR FUCKING KEYS
Watch your keys guys
K E Y S
E
Y
S
>>79021392
I worked at a Jimmy John's in Milwaukee that wouldn't deliver over two blocks north because that's where the ghetto started. One driver decided to deliver our there on his own and he was fucking robbed. I was there the day it happened.
watch your keys
watch your keys
watch your keys
What did she mean by this?
>>79021515
Betting's over.
Due to kek.
SHUT IT DOWNNNNNNNNNNN
>>79021035
We could possibly put something like this together; but we'd need to find the proper precinct and use a smaller caterer like a local pizza place, or sub shop, or burger joint. Maybe a Chicago anon could do some recon? I'm usually not a fan of police, but these guys have to play protector because laws neutered the populace, then gibs and bix nood put the populace at risk. These cops are actually watchmen.
>>79021587
Lmao, is that a Drumpf hat? Did those retards actually buy those things?
niggers stealing bokes ladies and gents
>go have lunch, shit's gonna get worse soon
>bribing a nog with no money
Based Marcus Jones
Plot thickens about the motorcycle.
BITCH BETTER HAVE MA HUNDRED
>Owner doesn't have $100
KIKE
>>79021662
*bikes
HAHAHAHA don't scam a nigger folks
>>79021595
holding the "talk" button on the mic. someone was holding it down while talking to someone.
>>79021660
>Drumpf hat
Faggot detected.
I live on the South Side and I swear that niggers are the problem in America. The gangs are selling heroin to all the kids and everyone is taking pills like xanax.
>attempting to scam a nigger into stealing a bike
>>79021700
This. They're always fucking it up, surprised you guys haven't heard "watch your fucking keys" 100 times before now over the course of the past few hours.
>>79021660
>back to plebbit
![screen-shot-2016-03-09-at-11-59-14-am[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KwuZK1D.png "screen-shot-2016-03-09-at-11-59-14-am[1]")
>>79021719
No you dumbass, an actual Drumpf hat. No actual Trump supporter would be caught dead in a crowd like that.
>>79021719
he means the rippof "make donald Drumpf again" hats that the chinks made to cash in CURRENT YEAR's shitty joke
>>79021587
>that Hawaiian print shirt
Fuck. I think I have that same shirt. I bought it for $3 at goodwill and used to exclusively use it to smoke pot at the beach.
>>79021654
We have the internet anon
Another anon and I sent pizzas to a precinct in Wisconsin that responded to a bunch of bernouts that chained themselves together and chanted the usual autistic basketball chants. I just looked up the closest pizza chain that accepted credit/debit.
>>79021859
I was in that thread. Good job with that
>>79021788
>>79021842
My mistake, sorry bro.
>>79017572
(((chosen)))
>>79021859
Could we call in and ask if they deliver to the precinct? I'd want a local business owner to do it because he's less likely to rub his nuts on the pepperoni and whatnot.
I'm gonna make myself a Pizza before it starts picking up again.
Cya faggots
We gonna get some new bread or is this the last one?
>>79021981
ciao mane
>>79021981
Watch ur six Robert
DIZZY
>>79021989
I'm feeling kind of sleepy what about you guys
>2 intoxicated males arguing about shit
>smoke some weed, feelin dizzy, called the cops
>>79021989
i'll make it
did they say 8 year old smoked weed
>>79021989
Wait a half an hour/hour for a new bread, that's when shit's should kick back up again.
>smokan weed and now he dizzay
WTF, Chicago?
>smoked some weed
dizzy
>>79021967
Backstory, I used to cater for a local joint a few years ago and the local university's "women for yada yada advancement" club had us cater and the kitchen guys took votes on if they should put pubes in the food.
>>79021894
>I could order a pizza for somebody half a country away
Literally my biggest achievement
HE SMOKING WEED AND NOW HE FEELS DIZZY
>calls the cops for this
>>79022075
>smoke weed
>find out your a fucking faggot.
>>79022101
Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.
>>79021967
There's no reason why they wouldn't, just get the address of the precinct.
2 male blacks, white van, tried to rob caller at gun point
>>79022172
>2 nogs trying to rob a man at gunpoint from a white van
>>79022112
You did your country a great service. Not even lying
robbing a van, good times.
Pizza idiots, the police don't take gifts. It'll be treated as suspicious (possibly laced) and just throw it away or give it to dispatch.
>>79021587
>everyone has beady brown eyes
It's always the same.
>>79022383
Yeah I considered that but I'd imagine it'd be
>guy on dispatch has a slice
>they're not dead
Can't imagine they'd hog a whole possible laced pie for themselvesam I right?
>>79022565
Nice gesture regardless anon, haters gonna hate.
>>79017526
COMPLETELY fucking untrue. Not surprised a stupid fucking beaner doesn't know this.
Niggers were BY FAR the least sought after slaves. All they were capable of was extremely menial work like picking cotton or sowing a field.
Chinese & WHITE slaves were used for these type of jobs. WHITES and Asians built America.
>EXPLOSIONS
>SHOTS FIRED
>>79021587
>finger snapping
holy fucking shit. is this a real thing? LOL
>3 male negros
>guns
here we go boys
