What would you do if you found out your girlfriend was an ex-pornstar?
>>79016742
Stop asking why her pussy looks like ground beef.
>>79016742
Checking if I caught a STD.
>>79016742
Dump her, get an STD test, then fap to her porn while I cry.
>>79016742
Demand threesomes with her pornstar friends.
I become a pornstar
>>79016742
I'd freak out that my partner is gender rigid and identifies strictly as female. I don't need this bigotry in my life thank you.
>>79016742
Fuck her in the ass, because there's precendent.
>>79017263
fuck off Onision, you cuck nigger and stop using proxies.
>>79016742
I'd watch her porno while I fucked her
>>79017364
What is an Onision?
>>79016742
why /pol/?
desu it would be better than wifing up a girl who just used to be a "sexually liberated" wanton slut who group fucks guys after she gets a little tipsy
It's more enterprising of a porn star, at least
A slut is just some low-tier toy for guys to amuse themselves with. No one respects them, no matter how much being a slut gets normalised
And you'd low-key be the laughing stock of a lot of people, marrying a girl who has been gangbanged by the boys etc.
>>79016742
My buddy was banging out Zoey Kush for a while. He seemed to be okay with her profession, even though I thought it was weird he was essentially getting sloppy seconds every time she came home from work.
Porn Stars are pretty cool. But they're basically glorified prostitutes. I would never bring either home to meet my parents.
Pic obviously related
kill the whore
>>79016742
>watch her videos
>see if she got blacked
>didnt
>dump her anyway
>not before a last bj
I'm actually dating a pornstar now it's weird knowing she's full of cum.'on the good side she refuses to do scenes with niggers
>>79017410
an ultra-liberal sexist youtuber retard with a wife that identifies as agender cause she's retarded and shit.
>>79017511
Name the chick?
>sorry I only fuck black guys
>>79016742
>I THINK I FELL IN LOVE WITH A PORNSTAR
>implying I'll ever get a gf
>>79016742
I was "Selena Steele's" boyfriend in the late 90s/early 2000s.
Never called her Selena though, she always wanted me to call her Jackie. Best lay I ever had and a great cook. Didn't last though because I had trouble reconciling with her career and shit.
>>79016742
Quickly get a STD checkup.
Some people in this thread don't realize that some STDs if left untreated can lead to Cancer like Oral Cancer.
>>79017410
Some faggot youtube who actually cucked himself. Was married and had a house. Wanted an open relationship and his wife started fucking some other woman. They get divorced and he losses his house an the kid they had together (he said in a video how he didn't even try to get parental rights or custody. Also his youtube videos gave me glacoma.
>>79016742
>me and her
"No"
>>79017078
pretty much this
>>79017735
>>79017516
What is this faggot doing on /pol/?
Stop wasting both our time.
No man on earth is making a whore into a mother.
>>79017735
BAN ASSAULT HOTDOGS
not running a background check on anyone you want to let in ur inner circle. Once i know i want someone to be my friend or partner a quick background check makes everything clear.
>>79016742
marry her and take care of her kid
>>79016742
Manipulate her into giving me all of the money she made doing porn then dump her ass
>>79018053
Porn stars are not rich. They make a few hundred to a thousand per scene, and most blow it on drugs and parties because they're broken people.
>>79018024
>meet qt redhead girl at uni
>flirt with her
>she asks me what my last name is
>tell her
>she literally pulls out her phone and does a fucking Google search of my name mid conversation
Plus I'm pretty much certain every other girl I've dated did an online background check on me shortly after meeting me, one of them even managed to find the shitty blog I made when I was 13 to scam Google Adsense, letting women use the Internet was almost as bigger mistake as letting them vote
Get back at her by fucking all the men she fucked.
>>79016742
>not able to recognize every pornstar by labia
Pleb.
>>79017128
Sheep porn is not legal, you fuckwit.
>>79016742
Not a big deal with me, so long as she is clean and is monogamous with me. Possible exception to that is if she's really bi and wanted to keep having sex with women occasionally. I'd have to work something out with her where she could still see women, but not without my knowledge and sharing them in 3-way would be strongly encouraged. I'm not threatened by someone who has more partners than me, and I'm well past 30 at this point.
I'd want to talk with her about what she does & doesn't like, hopefully pick up some new freaky shit that we're both into. I'd also enjoy watching her videos ... but it would be much more interesting if she watched them with me and we could discuss and build off that. I'm totally down with trying some new things, although there are lines I don't cross.
>>79018403
Based burger bro
>>79018349
Nah nigger, that New Zealand Miss Alice was making $30 000-$50 000 every month according to the tax that she has to pay
>>79016742
that would never happen because i can tell a non-porn star from a porn star
>>79018543
>that New Zealand Miss Alice was making $30 000-$50 000 every month
30-50 CPM. This story checks out.
Why can't bogans into math?
>>79018543
Can confirm.
>t. My sister is a porn star
Not a risk. Only interested in virgins. Any woman who has sex outside of wedlock is no better than a pornstar anyway.
>>79018654
wut?
>>79016742
Porn stars usually have shitty tattoos and piercings which I don't like so I wouldn't have a gf with all that shit.
And if she doesn't and is a porn star I'd probably recognize her because of the amount of porn I've watched trying to find a girl that isn't ruined by tattoos and piercings.
Drop it quicker than a zika baby into the arms of a abortion doctor.
>>79018731
>Id: WTF
>>79018469
how is watching sheep fuck not legal?
>>79016742
Break up with her
Same thing when I found out my ex used to be a stripper.
We all know what strippers do on the side.
>>79018769
Preventitive measures
>>79016742
I know a girl who did porn who was only with 4 diff guys. She's only been with 7 guys total and shes is over 30. She only slept with 2 guys before porn. Now married and happy.
I know a slut that has been with over 50 guys. Still going and only 26. So eh, it all depends on the numbers.
I still fap thinking about both of them.
>>79018543
That bitch who just died, Amber Rayne, died on her horse ranch. She bought a horse ranch with the money she got from taking horse cock
>>79016742
Banish her to the shadow realm
>>79018696
Clearly you've never heard of Siberian Mouse, just because a girl has an intact hymen doesn't mean that she wasn't a porn star
>>79016742
My ex is a camgirl now. Its weird to see someone you were in love with whoring themselves out to strangers. She is involved with a nasty looking black/mexican mix dude who spends all day tweeting at trannys calling them hot and worshipping them.
California is a degenerate state.
>>79016742
fap to her videos.
>>79018813
preventative of what? ive watched dogs fuck for most of my life and never actually considered fucking a dog. i have thought about it though ill admit that.
>>79018640
How can you?
I'd tell you to take your cancerous thread back to
>>>/b/
faggot
>>79016742
I'd probably be the happiest man alive because she has a perfect body.
>>79018854
Oh fucc-
Dont reveal your power level, man.
>>79018666
>trips of honesty
who is she?
>>79016742
It's pretty hard to train a girl to give good head so her expertise in that area would determine if her stutty past was too much to bear.
>>79018854
this
my ex gf is still virgin despite the fact that she sucked my dick daily while i fucked her ass relentlessly
>>79018974
too bad about that retarded face though
>>79018956
because girls who look at cute cat pictures are too pure to ever think about doing porn
>>79018990
Her real name is Heather but she goes by Kimberly Brix
>>79017626
>lying on the internet
>>79016804
First, best, always.
>>79019005
good old muslim tactics. Want to stay virgin? get fucked in the ass.
typical, just like the turk gals over here.
>>79016742
>girlfriend
I don't believe in the gf/bf dynamic.
My wife did some sex videos with her dad back when he used to fuck her when she was a preteen. They're pretty hot videos.
>>79019060
Jesus anon...t-that's rough
>>79019151
You are telling me. I lost a bet on my friend's birthday and he made watch that very video after popping a viagra. It was a shameful night.
>>79019060
ever fap to her?
>>79018402
I can guarantee you 99% of woman do this when they are interested in some one.
Even if it's something as creeping on your social media accounts.
It's actually insane some of the stuff they are able to dig up (even the computer illiterate ones)
Woman are constantly doing research on the men they are interested in.
T. I'm gay, and every single one of my female friends do this. They get creepy obsessive they are just good at hiding it.
>>79019305
Thought about it, even though it brings me illness.
>>79018469
Tell that to Canada.
>>79019220
Yeah same, this has been my experience with non-western girls(Eastern Europeans/Asian), they never curse or talk about sex(even during sex) and yet ironically their libidos are far higher than that of western skanks
>>79019267
Wait. Where are you from? She looks just like a girl I took to las vegas with my fraternity as my date, who's name was heather. Is she from Southern California?
>>79016742
Tell her to fuck off.
>>79016742
Dated a girl in college that wanted to save her virginity for marriage so we had a lot of anal sex. I can't tell you how many times I filled her ass up with my hot sticky cum.
When she got married her husband was bragging how he was her first, broke her hymen and gave her the D . I could barely contain my self, if he knew how many loads she swallowed and took in the ass he would cry
>>79019151
your sister is a fucking disgusting abject nonhuman being,help her OD on some shit
>letting your sister become a nigger cum socket pornstar
Where were you?And your parents?And family and friends,what the fuck is this
this is why men and parents used to beat the shit out of women or hang them,to avoid such inhuman filth wasting everyone else's oxygen
Film rough degrading sex with her. Tell her ahes dumped as i cim on her face for the finale. Release it for free. Become a legend.
>>79016742
I'd charge her Shekels for sleeping with the executive
>>79019438
She lives in Los Angeles, so that's a possibility.
>>79016742
wow I can't even believe the people here that say they would dump the SO because she had a empowering career.
You don't own her body, a real man would think nothing about this and remember to treat her like a queen
>>79018854
>has an intact hymen
>still has the beef curtains of a whore
And yet people still think that roast beef pussy lips aren't an accurate way of telling if a girl is a slut
>>79017376
would this make you a kek or not?
>>79019385
I did. They told me to fuck off because "I don't know them, it's not a phase" and they "do what we want". Pretty disturbing stuff tbqh familam.
>>79019473
My sister isn't the porn star you illiterate gypsy. Go steal a car
>>79019505
Idk I hesitate to think I've not only fucked a porn star, but also a /pol/ brothers sister. Small world, but not that small. No tattoos right?
>>79019367
make a video of you fapping to her and send it to her.
if i were you id be trying to get in there. if she fucks niggers why wouldnt she fuck you? pay her if it helps.
how do you feel about me fapping to her right now?
>>79019473
I'm on mobile, are you a town rapist?
Anyway, none of us saw it fucking coming. Well, kinda. She was a slut in high school, but she got "saved" and started being evangelical and shit. Like everytime we went to a family get together she would talk about jesus non stop. Then she told us about this...
>>79018909
You're definitely jacking it to her though. Not even hating, respect to you brah.
>>79019582
Definition no tattoos. She is afraid of needles, unless there is heroine in then.
>>79019551
>getting turned on by other men fucking your girlfriend
That's literally the definition of a cuck
>>79018941
Dude. think about what the actual fuck you are writing. Quality posting is a global rule for all boards.
>>79019473
misquoted ,meant for >>79018666
>>79019582
your sister still gets POZ'd by niggers,enjoy kissing her cum stained cheeks.
>>79019692
*definitely
>>79019655
Did once, felt weird, then fine with it. She was hot, still is. Haven't caught her live though, found one of her vids on tube site
>>79016742
Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away
>>79019692
*Really* likes blow? Because the girl I took threw a shitfit because she didn't have enough during a dada life set at tao.
>>79019702
I don't have a sister you caravan mexican
>>79019626
WAIT
She told your parents?!
How the fuck did they react?
>>79019793
She did have a massive drug problem, but I really don't know the specifics. Honestly, this sounds like Heather. You probably fucked my sister, mate.
>>79019793
>I don't have a sister you caravan mexican
t. amerigroid
>>79019872
I-I'm sorry anon I didn't mean to
How do you get to fuck a pornstar?
Break up with her
>>79019328
True, I should take advantage of this and make some fake news articles with headlines like "local man saves orphans from drowning," "local man wins lottery" and "local man has 11 inch penis" so that bitches will find them if they try googling my name
>>79019808
My parents are """"hip"""" neocons. My mom says "whatever pays the bills" but i think it will drive my dad to 33 calibur brain surgery. Her drug addiction made him cry every other night.
>>79019936
Move to america and join a frat apparently
>we greek llife now
>>79019922
It's fine anon. As long as you had fun with a degenerate whore and realize it, all is forgiven.
>>79019872
>>79019922
>>79020013
There are tons of Central-Eastern euro qt pornstars in Europe, but it's nearly impossible to find contact info on most.
>>79019936
>How do you get to fuck a pornstar?
You should ask >>79019872 to hook you up with his sister
>>79019922
>I-I'm sorry anon I didn't mean to
to be the 2492th guy fucking her?
getting dick eating bacteria?
doing the most stupid cliche thing of fucking hoes in vegas?
>>79019987
Yeah that's who I was thinking about.
How little respect can you have for your father to tell him something like that?
Surprised he hasn't offed himself already.
Your sister is a bitch.
>>79019936
Just move to L.A and start dating thin white girls with big asses, it honestly shouldn't take you very long to find one who either does porn or camwhores
>>79019974
Based idea, anon
>>79019598
>make a video of you fapping to her and send it to her.
>if i were you id be trying to get in there
>pay her if it helps.
>how do you feel about me fapping to her right now?
this entire post had me rolling dude
that's his sister, man...
>>79020100
Just go to the Czech Republic, at this point I don't think that there's a single girl in Prague aged 18-25 that hasn't done at least one porn movie
>>79019936
In the US a lot of pornstars work the strip club circuit. When I was the manager of a club we use to have 3 or 4 come in a week. I usually let them stay at my house.
>>79020165
That's what I told her. I said she was a selfish cunt who should kill herself before her lack of self worth does and save the family the trouble of explaining to friends that we found her corpse on a pile of used needles. We haven't spoke in like three years.
>>79020100
One of my fraternity brothers made a video of himself asking a porn star to our annual trip to las vegas as his date. We all helped with it and she ended up going with him after we put it on youtube.
Also I went to school in Arizona, close to scottsdale. Apparently there's *lots* of porn shot ins scottsdale, so a lot of porn stars and strippers would show up at our parties. One stripper I hooked up with showed me her scar from where she had a heart attack. Just took her dress right off to show me. Then she did a line of blow. Anyway lots of us would take porn stars to vegas
Fuck college was awesome
>>79020167
>aspiring actress
>>79020275
This, a lot of pimps fund porn movies starring their bitches in order to generate more publicity for their prostitution careers
>>79019598
See >>79020279
As for your question, I used to care, but my sister was getting guys when she was in 6th grade and now I'm used to it.
>>79019005
>Sucking dick
>virgin
Pick one.
>>79020691
you're not smart senpai
>>79020275
This.
I've banged a couple of porn whores, and a lot of strippers. A few were fun; most, not so much.
You learn to spot the fun ones from a distance.
>>79018666
>>79019060
>>79019267
>>79019692
>>79019872
>>79019987
>>79020051
>>79020279
>>79020537
What went wrong? Both parents were there, I assume you turned out right. Was she raped or abused as a kid? Were you both spoiled and coddled by rich parents?
>>79020880
Obviously there was no discipline. She was allowed to be a slut so she was.
Get checked for std and then dump
>>79020880
Some women are just born defective anon, even in ultra-patriarchal societies like Afghanistan some women act like sluts even though it can potentially get them stoned to death
>>79020880
Pretty much this >>79020972
I feel like I turned out alright. I think the folks went easier on Heather because she was the only girl
>>79020880
>I assume you turned out right
>posting on /pol/
>>79021038
Girls feed on attention. Good, bad, no difference to them.
>>79020532
Is that how it works over there? Over here most porn production companies are owned by millionaire jews. Most of the pornstars that I met that escorted on the side were independent, a lot didn't escort at all because they made a lot doing porn. You usually only see street walkers with pimps and they are to jacked up to do porn.
>>79016742
ask her if she knows any well hung dudes who can bull for me.
>>79021147
You'd be surprised how many productive normies post on here.
>>79021147
No joke, my current girlfriend browses /pol/. Met her at an old job and she and I hit it off talking about bantz and shit. She only comes here to shitpost but she is much of a woman to get fully redpilled. Still, she thinks all the humour is hilarious
There is only one correct answer and it goes like this:
>pretend to not care about it
>carry on as usual
>slowly convince her to get back into the industry
>once she is back doing porn start work on her
>begin sapping her self esteem
>get into her head and keep chipping away at her psyche
>encourage her to waste money
>impress depression onto her (this can be done)
>impress ideas such as ''death is not the end'', constantly remind her how common it is for people to suicide
>when she's sufficiently fucked up begin to sway her into drugs
>throughout all of this documenting her fall with pictures, vids, etc
>get her addicted to prescription meds
>convince her to let you take care of funds etc
>make sure you're in control of drug supply so you can pretend theres a drought and send her into withdrawl whenever you want
>this gives you complete control and she will pretty much do whatever providing you supply her with her fix
>keep the pressure on until she is a junkie
>get her on harder drugs like crack, heroin, etc
>get her into prostitution
>tell her you want a kid with her but you're sperm don't swim
>convince her to get impregnated by one of her clients
>slowly work at her until she believes having a child is a good idea
>eventually shes pregnant
>continue forcing her into on and off constant withdrawl by pretending to have no drugs
>predict when you think her ''rock bottom'' moment will be
>begin to prepare exit strategy for yourself (new appt, new phone number etc)
>as soon as she hits rock bottom, bail out
>send pictures and videos of her fucked up on smack to everyone she knows and loves, send it to her friends in the industry, etc
>never speak to her again
>never see her again, probably
>shes left with a baby (father unknown), a crack addiction, and no self esteem
>she will likely kill herself soon after
>>79021259
>a lot didn't escort at all
Bullshit. Either they were lying, or they just hadn't done it yet.
Every bitch, at least once in her life, has thought about selling her pussy.
>>79020876
Did you notice the majority of them had daddy issues?
>>79021319
Nah I know it's just a meme. I've got a good, and I was in a fraternity. And apparently I fuck porn stars. I feel pretty normie right now
>>79021397
Nice novel
>>79021397
Discomforting
>>79021401
>Implying doing porn isn't selling pussy
Still doesn't mean they escort on the side
>>79021259
No, I heard about it in a documentary about American porn(although I once saw a British porno where contact details if you wanted to hire the girl were actually part of the video), rather strangely the biggest Australian porn studio is owned by a goyim who grew up on a goat farm
>>79021319
Laugh if you want, but I'm an oldfag.
I started posting online in the early 90s on BBS systems. Was there for the fallout of the alt.tasteless raid on alt.pets.cats. Had an AoL account. Was a ConsumptionJunction regular a decade ago. Still shitposting. Been through 4 homes, 1 wife, 3000 gallons of whiskey, and a shitload of girlfriends.
4chan is one of the few uncensored places left to discuss any and everything.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>79021397
That's too much effort to waste on a whore. Wtf is wrong with you? You know how long that would take.
>>79021403
>Did you notice the majority of them had daddy issues?
kek
Every girl I've ever fucked had daddy issues.
Don't know if that says more about them, society, or me.
It does, however, make them easier to pick up than two week old dogshit.
>>79021695
>Still doesn't mean they escort on the side
Of course not. They're all sweet and innocent when there aren't cameras recording their every moan.
I want some of what you smoke.
>>79021887
A year at most if you're resourceful. Once you are around someone intimately, you can get them to do anything if you have the correct approach.
It's like a a dam breaking. It takes just a few cracks in the right places...
>>79022024
Every girl has daddy issues. Only one I've ever met who didn't I dated for three years.
Also met her on /b/ back in 2009.
>tfw 4chan led me to my most stable and loving relationship
>>79021769
Fuck man I remember when the only place I could get on the BBS was at the library. I feel so old now my first video game was pong then colecovision. My first computer was an Apple II
>>79022217
Me too anon. Me and my fellow /pol/ack have been at it since Sandy Hook
>>79017626
Hahahaha. This confirms a stalker eating out of her garbage can whilst jerking it inside a blowup doll.
>>79022268
Getting old sucks.
I had the hardware for pong. It let you play Duck Hunt as well (one white pixel moving on the TV that you shot with a fuckhuge controller that looked like a revolver). Got it for 25 cents at a garage sale.
My first computer was a Vic 20 that I bought at a KMart on closeout. Got the tape drive as well.
>>79019974
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
>>79022690
>It let you play Duck Hunt as well (one white pixel moving on the TV that you shot with a fuckhuge controller that looked like a revolver)
That sounds like the Telstar Ranger
>>79023103
>ID: CAWK
>>79023233
LoL I know, I noticed that earlier
>>79020284
> When you go to a small Lib arts school and you have no frats :/
>>79023510
>Lib arts school
The world is changing.
Back in my day, you didn't have to take out a 30 year loan to become a faggot.
>>79020167
Wait, what, I was seeing a white cam whore with a huge ass and tiny waist. Was weird, but I blocked it out cause she could literally get hundreds of dollars for 2 or 3hrs of just showing her ass and pussy play, and she bought me nice things.
>>79023510
Anon why? Joining a fraternity was the single best thing I did as an undergrad. I'm going to pressure the shit out of my kids to join a fraternity
>>79021397
and take the dog and leave a make shift gun around.
>>79024056
>Joining a fraternity was the single best thing I did
What was so gteat about it?
>>79016742
Dump her.
>>79021397
Fuck off ShindoL
My friend once invited lexi Belle put with us on a double date.
He bought nachos for the table but we didn't eat them.
It's a shame cus that place has amazing nachos.
He didn't know who she was and kept giving me the look like don't tell him.
Lexi Belle loves to eat though godamn she paid for us though so that was cool
>>79017605
If this isn't proof that Kanye is years ahead, I don't know what is.
>>79024282
>Lexi Belle loves to eat though
It's why she's fat now.
>>79016742
>"star"
Don't kid yourself. Some guy paid her $200 to suck and fuck on camera.
Get an STD test. dump her, be sure to call her a whore because she literally is. Never tell anyone about this.
>>79018842
>horse girls
Dump her, you don't hide such things from your partner.
>>79024282
>Taco Belle
Inside every thin, hot chick is a behemoth eating it's way out.
>>79018543
This is true of some girls, but most porn actresses now go through small agencies and make about $200 a scene, more if it is something weird. They stay in the business for an average of less than 6 months.
It's like an assembly line of young "talent" and they get used up very fast.
The ones that make bigger money are typically the ones that have been around a while.
>>79024142
The shit we did and the guys that were in it with me. The other guys were so fucking awesome. Any time someone had a messy breakup, we blackballed the girl from all of our events. We had a complete record of every exam in damn near every class you could take. Pledges drove us everywhere, so we could drink wherever/whenever we wanted without worrying about paying for a cab. Girls flocked to anything we were involved with because we had so much money to do fun shit. We went on an all expenses paid trip to las vegas every year in a huge hotel, with free entrance to any club you would want to get into because we paid all the major clubs to give us wristbands before we even got there. Camping trips in the desert where everyone brings their guns, shoots shit during the day, bonfire and getting drunk while telling jokes and stories with all of my friends at night. never ever being bored because no matter the time of day you could text or call one of your friends and they'd come over, then you have a super smash brothers/halo/whatever tournament because 5-10 guys showed up with a 30 of some shitty beer. Tailgating every saturday, whether the game was home or away. Having a ton of girls show up to said tailgate. Your own seating section during football games because you're greek.
Sorry for the wall of text, it's just that I could go on and on and on. But the best thing in the world for me was this:
My sister died while I was in school. I was close to my sister and it really hit me. As soon as the guys heard it was like their sister died too. They all dragged me out of my apartment every day to make sure I wasn't just sitting there watching paint dry and being miserable. They made sure I knew that this is the worst thing that can happen, and that life will continue. They got me through it. Without them there is no doubt in my mind that I would have dropped out of school and not have the job I currently have. Greek life is fucking magic.
>>79025035
A frat is a way to buy friends for life.
I have a couple of friends who were in a frat.
Don't see them often. If I called them right now, I would leave a message, and get a call back within the hour.
I can do that with my regular friends as well, true. But, these are guys I haven't seen in over a decade. We don't talk, vacation, or hang out.
They always show. They're there.
If you haven't had real friends, you won't get it. They do.
>>79021397
>>79016742
I'd be incredibly disappointed and break up with her.
I can't respect someone who chooses that as a career option.
>>79025763
It's not the same. It's like trying to explain what red looks like to someone who's colorblind. All the geeds always try to pull the "lol paying for friends" meme but that's not the case. What we do is pool our money together to do stuff that literally no other college student can do, outside of Saudi oil Sheiks.
If I paid for the friends I got in college, I should still owe money because I got so much more from it than I put in
>>79026021
>I can't respect someone who chooses that as a career option.
Men sell their brains and bodies every day.
Girls sell the hole in their crotch to men with money.
Men sell brains and strength because that is what they have to sell.
Girls sell their holes for the same reason.
>>79026404
Men are selling a marketable skill in their brains and bodies. Women are doing the same.
Now what's more respectable; someone selling their knowledge of how to build a suspension bridge or someone selling the fact that they have a damp cavern between their legs?
>>79026221
>If I paid for the friends I got in college, I should still owe money because I got so much more from it than I put in
Frats are paid friends for life. You paid upfront.
Anyone who laughs doesn't understand value, or investment.
They aren't 'friends' who entertain you next Tuesday when you're bored. They aren't friends who loan $20 when your wallet is empty.
They are they are there for the real shit.
Unless, you're that whiny faggot who needs his hand held every day.
You used up your two wishes a long time ago.
>>79026975
That's like saying you paid for your friends temporarily because you paid for dinner.
>They're your friends because you paid for dinner
>They're your friends, so you paid for dinner
Which one of those two it is really depends on which fraternity you join
>>79026624
>Now what's more respectable; someone selling their knowledge of how to build a suspension bridge or someone selling the fact that they have a damp cavern between their legs?
You sell what you have.
Men have suspension bridges, and microprocessor designs, and those are valuable.
Girls have a wet hole between their legs, and the men who build bridges love wet holes.
A hole is a hole.
If a man is willing to trade a design that took years to create for a wet hole, just who is the idiot?
>>79027371
You're not wrong. But who do you think goes home in a 7 series, the whore or the john?
>>79027306
>That's like saying you paid for your friends temporarily because you paid for dinner.
Silly fag.
It's not what you paid for dinner that counts. It's when.
>>79027481
The whore.
>>79027642
>>79027743
You're drunk anon go to bed
>>79027965
In vino veritas.
>>79026404
nigga wat?
Girls are completely capable of learning any university degree, in fact the average girl is more intelligent than the average male.
It's just that girls have it way easier to drop out and become porn stars than men do. Male pornstars and female pornstars are both degenerate losers who have no discipline.
>>79028205
And that's why I drank profusely through college. Never much liked lying
>>79028477
jk it's because it was fun
>>79016742
behead
>>79028396
>Girls are completely capable of learning any university degree, in fact the average girl is more intelligent than the average male
Holy shit. Ex-Irish do go full retard when denied whiskey.
No, cupcake. Girls are barely capable of breathing without a slap to the head.
Most can't figure out how to clean a grill without months of boot-camp style training, and they still manage to fuck up.
Throw anotha shrimp on the barbie, and wife anotha 'virgin'. Girls are silly creatures willing to trade their souls for cock. They don't have souls, but they love cock.
>>79028396
>capable of learning any university degree,
>average girl is more intelligent than the average male.
t. feminist
>>79029184
t. pikey
Snatch was funny. It was also made a decade ago.
Pikeys. Caravans. Pigs. Boxing.
Funny shit.
Fuck off.
>>79029101
>>79029184
This is what your average NEET faggot who has achieved nothing in his life thinks, yet he probably hasn't socialised with a girl outside of his extended family.
Kill yourself
