>car just drove up to my house, blinking lights
>4 guys it seems in the car
>see driver on an iPad
>1 guy steps out of the car then goes back in quickly
>car left and parked near some other houses
I know people are trying to get me. I don't own a gun. What do I do? I'm shaking.
/b/ kept deleting my threads, please bare with me.
Calm down schizo
They're just trying to find their new dealer's house
>>79005807
Do you think anyone with an ipad is going to actually own a weapon, much less know how to use one?
>>79005807
Fuck, dude you need to go full vietcong mode. Watch Home Alone and copy exactly what the kid does, but do it with sharp utensils.
>>79005807
it's an uber car dumb fuck
>>79005807
Get under the bed and update all the apps on your phone until you're sure that everything is up to date.
>>79005807
Stop taking drugs and other substances. You sound like my father after a bad night of drinking. Except he wasn't such a faggot like you, OP.
He turned into the wrong house? But buy a gun anyway.
>>79005807
They accidentally went to the wrong house, realized it when they started getting out, and then left to find the place they were actually looking for.
You need to talk to a doctor about your uncontrollable paranoia, it is a symptom of several extremely dangerous medical conditions.
smear yourself in shit
>>79005807
Let them kill you. If you use /b/ it's the only way.
You know what needs to be done...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYsuxs2oh54
I just strolled down my hill where the guys parked. I do have high paranoia but you never know. So I went down with my knife, 250 lumens strobe light flashlight that can burn your corneas. And I have my emergency 5-in-1 extremely loud whistle. I went down and came back up, I hid behind a bush because I saw another similar car come back up.
>>79006858
And?
>>79005807
Sounds like Jehovahs Witnesses
>>79007050
This, it's probably Ezekiel and the boys scoping out converts
>>79007003
and I went back up to my house. I have an upstairs so I can see below, I hide behind the curtains. Whenever I see a suspicious car that just stops, I go into prone mode, turn off all the lights in my residence, and turn all my devices on airplane mode. I won't be sleeping tonight, I'm gonna look out ,y window all night.
>>79007144
No, they would ring the doorbell.
>>79007184
Reminds me of when I was eight, that fear was fun. Go fuck yourself.
>>79006085
This. It's the most logical step.
>>79007184
Why do you think someone might want to kill you?
>>79005807
OP, don't flatter yourself.
What makes YOU so important that someone would go out of their way to silence/kill you?
>>79006858
>250 lumens strobe light flashlight that can burn your corneas.
>250 lumens
>Anything to brag about
I have a cheap dick olight and that can put out 600. 250 is triple A tier.
Call police
>>79007352
maybe he has the same intel that guy in the hotel had earlier
>>79007352
Yeah really what are you hiding that makes you think a group would waste their time killing a NEET
>>79005807
If they were going to do anything bad they would probably have left a bomb. Go outside and look for a box.
Go to bed autismo
>pic related's out on the streets to getcha
i saw people watching my house outside in a car for like 40 minutes
so i walked out and asked them what's up.
tell me they are waiting for someone and getting irritated
neighbours comes out to sell them a 3ds
>>79005807
sounds like they were at the wrong house and checked their map
get help you fucking schizo
>>79007184
Seriously, lock your doors and your Windows. And go sleep off what ever your on.
>>79007573
Going to have to bring me up to speed bong, what 'intel'?
>>79007350
He's schizophrenic
>>79007350
I own many documents that would expose many elites. I posted the link to the document here before but my thread got slid with random spam.
>>79005807
One the I drove all the way along this 100 yard drive way that went into this creepy treeline, trying to find my friends house
The owner looked at me from his window when I pulled up and his dogs were barking, the GPS had taken me to the wrong address
This was 2009 or so when how sucked
Its probably just some people looking for a party or something
>>79007737
Post it again, I'll bite.
>>79005807
>posting from a phone
>no pics
>>79007737
are you the alex jones audience?
pretend you are in a court presenting the evidence.
pretend you are the defense trying to disprove it.
be surprised when you find out you are crazy
srsly tho, schizos are fucking retarded burdens on society
Dump all your cheese pizza's and then an hero.
>>79006858
>250 lumens
negro my cheap pocket light puts out 1000 with a single 18650, are you stuck in 2002? Fuck's sake
>>79007737
>Be american
>Get attacked with an ipad
>>79007737
I wouldn't worry about it, honestly. If you are truly worried, call the police. If the police believe that your claim/worry is legitimate, then you might want to look into self defense. You'll hear if someone breaks into your house. Just sleep, and keep your knife close if that makes you feel better.
>>79007793
http://pastebin.com/sd0tXTRX
>>79005807
Wasp spray is effective.
Knives.
Lock doors.
hid in the crawl space under your house.
>>79008262
>compilation of tabloids and unreliable sources
schizos are fucking retarded, go kill yourself
>>79008262
is that it?
if i download this shit will the FEDS come for me?
>>79005807
Nigga you didnt see us do shit and dont worry we aint after you... YET
Ya we saw your pasty ass staring us down nigga
we know where you live
>>79007940
They're not here right now but they were in the middle here.
>>79005807
Call the cops and tell them you saw suspicious individuals patrolling your neighborhood. Buy a gun you dork
>>79008262
>>79007737
Go to bed Lonnie, you have program tomorrow
>>79007737
Do you work for Breitbart or Infowars?
>>79006858
EXTREMELY
LOUD
WHISTLE
H
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T
L
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wew laddies
>>79008463
EEEEwwwwwww.... she must have such a loose cunt...
When I drank every night for long stretches at a time I would feel the same way OP and it just got worse when I detoxed
One time while detoxing I thought little black kids were roaming around the streets burglarizing houses. The way they would do it is climb the trees and try to find an open window. I heard an old Scottish man trying to chase them away then I looked out of my window from my bed and saw a ~5 year old black kid with no shirt on pointing a gun at me from a tree limb. I rolled onto the floor and army crawled down the hallway
I'm ok now
>>79008444
Uh oh. Looks like three lights on a UFO. Better watch out for aliens.
>>79008551
Rape whistle?!
>>79008444
Can't see shit nigger
Get a better phone
>>79008262
>CBS news
>Youtube
Fuck it, 6/10 for giving me a laugh before bed.
>>79008551
What, you don't carry a rape whistle?
>>79008262
Looking through this now. I'm at work so Feds, COME AT ME BRO.
kill yourself before they kill you
that will show them
>>79005907
Fpbp
>>79008631
is dat sum 'briged?
>>79008586
Alcohol did that to you?
>>79005807
Damn man that sucks. I just got done cleaning my Smith and Wesson. Feels good to not have to worry about that stuff.
Take this to /trash/ then....fuck off
>>79008262
I should have never downloaded this holy funk. . I can her people outside my house now. Funk I'm scared
>>79005807
>Another /x/-tier roleplay thread
hisssssssss kys kys kys
>>79008769
Yep, I've had some pretty intense hallucinations when detoxing. One involved aliens and a simulated world that was surreal. After a lot of drinking sometimes I would be like OP
I don't drink anymore though because I don't think I'll come back from it next time
>>79005807
Put on splitter camo, throw mag nearby, sneak behind while they're distracted, and slit their throats. Not hard, faggot
>>79005807
Get out faggot.
>>79008262
>9/11 was funded by the saudis
OH WOW YOUR SUPER SECRET THEORY JUST BLEW MY MIND I NEVER WOULD HAVE CONSIDERED THAT THE SAUDIS WOULD HAVE SPONSORED IT OH WAIT NO THIS IS LITERALLY JUST MAINSTREAM CONSENSUS.
Follow these instructions OP for self defense
That's it. I'm tired of being scared whenever a car rolls up. /pol/, recommend me tactical vests, knives, anything stealthy that would help me face my fear.
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>79005953
is that faux-redneck humour?
>>79006858
>250 lumens strobe light flashlight that can burn your corneas.
Be serious, I use 1600 lumens on my mountainbike, ffs.
>>79008262
lol who cares about 9/11
Jew York should burn to the ground
fucking yankees
>>79008444
Nice trips
They know you did it. They know you see them. They are going to get you.
RIP dead man
>>79008262
>http://pastebin.com/sd0tXTRX
nice troll
go to sleep
>>79008444
is that guy on the right, the one with burgundy hoodie, loading a gun?
>>79005807
if you are serious, and you think people are actually after you, call the police you fucking dumbass. that or call your psychiatrist first thing tomorrow morning and get the meds adjusted.
>>79010077
>Can be more effective than a punch.
Well no shit sherlock. Punches are 'designed' to be deliberately less effective. They evolve from 'civil fighting techniques' i.e. "martial arts".
When you see a bitch fight; that's the shit that's effective. Because bitches haven't been corrupted by sport fighting so they go on their animal instincts. Thrashing, grappling, shoving, kicking, that's where our strengths lie.
>>79006309
This.
>>79008262
>I own many documents that would expose many elites.
>Link to some copypasta from mainstream sources.
>>79005807
Wrong address. Used iPad for gps
How can you be sure "they" aren't going to see this thread on the iPad and return to finish you off?
>>79010861
That's what I'm worried about.
He knows
Initiate operation kingfisher
oscar-papa-india-sierra-alfa-foxtrot-alfa-golf-golf-oscar-tango
Full stop
>>79008214
>call the cops
Go to bed leaf
>>79005973
Listen to this guy. He's trying to help.
>>79005807
Livestream and give us the link
>>79005807
>/b/ kept deleting my threads
No wonder.
>tfw i share this board with schizos
I wish you people would keep your delusions to yourself
>>79006858
Do you have a license for that assault whistle?
>>79005807
METH HEAD REPORTING
