I got tickets to the le current year mans show trips decide what i do when i go
Kill yourself
>>78999419
Hi John
>>78999366
An hero and take him with you
>>78999366
shout "ALLAHU ACKBAR"
>>78999366
Pull out a butter knife and trigger him
>>78999366
sit and watch
>>78999366
interrupt him and yell VOTE TRUMP or MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Yell BUT IT'S CURRENT YEAR HOW CAN HE DO THIS whenever he starts whining about Trump.
>>78999366
Shout "Hitler did nothing wrong."
>>78999705
this
>>78999705
this please ill worship you forever
Rush the stage and stab yourself to show solidarity with all the fags being killed by ISIS
>>78999366
Sit and listen politely while enjoying your chance to see the behind-the-scenes production of a successful television show.
Donald Trump
Run on stage and start rapping to Insane Clown Posse - Hokus Pokus
Throw eggs
Keep yelling "it's the current year, until you get removed"
>>78999366
Shout "Go back to the EU and stop taking jobs from Americans you filthy immigrant!"
Stand up and piss in the isle
Yell "IS THE CURRENT YEAR YOU FUCKER, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR OWN OPINIONS."
>>78999366
Kill him.
>>78999366
Strip naked and rush the stage wearing nothing but a MAGA hat.
>>78999366
rush him and fuck him up while yelling argentina is white
Yell "Fuck you whitey I'm with her!"
>>79000044
Can I do reroll?
>>78999662
You complete madman
sit quietly in the audience and enjoy the show
>>78999887
this, dont be a nigger
>>79000086
>this
Sit quietly and watch
if you yell anything in odd timing they will just remove you.
so yell "ITS THE CURRENT YEAR" while the audience is laughing, to cover yourself.
>>78999366
Yell "Gas the kikes race war now" and "Hillary 2016" until you're removed.
Kill him and shout "ITS THE CURRENT YEAR!"
SHOUT
IT'S 2016
>>78999705
roll for this
"HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA"
>>79000167
>enjoying globalist propaganda
Nope.
You should go and be that annoying person in the audience who laughs for just a little bit longer than everybody else.
>>78999776
One fucking post
>>79000195
reroll
>>79000221
So fucking close
>>79000241
Rerolling for this
>>79000090
roll fuck you spam filter
>>79000300
And make your laugh annoying
Yell from the crowd when he makes a point:
I MEAN COME ON
Shit yourself
>>78999366
Yell "Britain first!" and shoot him.
Hold up a boombox playing "God Save the Queen" while screaming "BRITIAN STANDS AGAINST THE GERMAN HORDE!" over and over.
If he mentions Brexit shout, "How can they do this, it's current year!"
Yell WE WUZ KINGS AND SHIT over and over again and don't stop until you are escorted out by security.
>>78999366
Sit down and watch
>>78999366
see if you can cum on john oliver's cocksucking face
>>78999366
Yell "Mr. Current Year Man" or "It's 2016, John. Deal with it." At him.
Black Lives matter is just a bunch of niggers whining
Sneak in a bunch of sealed mason jars full of a mix of literal piss and vinegar. Halfway during his finale start stealthily dumping them out so they pour down the floor and get mixed around the studio. If this fails to attract attention, stand up and yell, "Which one of you cheeky buggers let pass the Queen's golden river?!"
yell its the current year while the audience is laughing at his chronological snobbery
>>79000300
reroll
SHOUT:
DRUMPF
Sit quietly and watcherino
>>79000435
this and then throw it at him
assassinate him
Napalm
>>79000543
reroll
Shout "ITS 2016 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when ever he talk about muh racism. And when your being taken by security scream.
Black Lives matter is just a bunch of niggers whining
KEK wills it.
When he tells a joke, run up and punch him then shout
>You can't say that, it's 2016, I mean come on!
>"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG"
>>79000044
REROLL
Eat a bunch of chili and drink six pack so you have plenty of farts
>>78999705
roll for this
>Take a hillary for prison shirt
>Take a MAGA hat
Be rad about it.
>>79000577
Reroll
>>79000544
rolllerrrinnno
>>78999366
nothing
Assault Wasps
Scream out: THE DEVIL SUPPORTS TRUMP
whip out your dick and piss all over him
cover yourself in feces and run around the studio yelling "AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? I MEAN COME ON! REPUBLICANS!"
>>79000654
roeorlrlllrol
>>79000586
God damn it rolling for this
>>78999366
Why do you have tickets to le current year mans show?
>>79000300
>>79000300
>>79000300
OP DO IT FAGGOT
>>79000635
I will roll for you.
shout "ALLAHU ACKBAR"
don't go
Put a MAGA hat on him and leave
>>78999366
Heckle him. Follow every punchline with "Gaaaaay", etc.
YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
Shoot the cuck in the face
>>79000734
reroll
Wear an Obama mask and shout out "Can't Barrage the Farage," if he starts talking about Britian or Brexit
Yell -
You're a cuck!
Wear your MAGA hat
literally shit on everything possible
Yell praise kek a lot
>>79000755
reroll g
>>79000300
Re-rolling for this.
Bring a maga hat and tell him to wear it as you throw it at him. Yell cant srump the trump as you het dragged out
Go full crusader.
KILL HIM
>>79000643
This. Troll quietly. Trigger without words.
Jack off
Oh and yell FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY at least 3 times
slit your throat and make sure your blood sprays all over the slimey limey
>>79000799
This
Murder by A1 steak sauce.
Get up and scream "Trump is going to fuck your petite little asshole until your prostate makes you cum"
>>78999705
rollio
Assassinate him
NOTHING
>>78999366
this
>>78999419
suck his dick
Scream: "HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG" as loud as you can after he makes his retarded jokes.
>>78999366
Tonight's show sucked
Yell "Mr. Current Year Man" at him.
Say hillary clinton is a lizard
>>78999366
Watch the performance like a respectable law abiding white citizen in stead of chomping like a nigger
>>79000757
This
>>79000643
This please.
Pull your cock out and run on camera, try to get it in his face, shout "JUSTICE FOR ORLANDO, LGBT FOREVER"
bring someone willing to fuck you, then fuck while in the crowd
Shout "Allahu Akbar" and then press the detonation switch killing yourself and 49 other faggots.
>>79000300
Pls
>>78999366
Start yelling "shoo, shoo slimy limey" halfway through the show
Lick his ass
>>79000903
REROLL
>MAGA hat.
>Hillary for Prison T-shirt.
wear blackface and run around the studio yelling i didnt do nuffin
>>78999705
This
yell make america great again then shit on his desk
Stick a remote up your ass and announce it to the audience and him
>>79000982
rerollfsfsf
>>78999522
This, but do it while smiling and clapping in approval at his jokes.
Scream "Fuck my prostate I'll treat you like I'm your lil nigger Trump is going to build that wall"
Sit quietly and be a respectful audience member
>>78999366
blast it with piss
Scream Deus Vult and charge him. Spark the crusade.
>>78999366
Yell, "IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!"
>>79001000
winrar?
>Wait until he tells a joke
>Suddenly rush the stage
>Take off your clothes
>Run around the stage
>Shout "ITS 2016, I MEAN COME ON"
>keep doing so until security comes
>"YOU CANT THROW ME OUT, ITS THE CURRENT YEAR"
>Bonus round: "AM I BEING DETAINED"
>>79001000
WINRAR
>>79001000
Winrar should i wear my maga hat?
>>79001000
welp
>>79001000
WINRAR
>>79001000
we have a weiner
>>79001000
WINRAR!
>>79001000
>>79001000
Oh shit I win
>>79001000
WINRAR
>>79001000
WINRAR
>>79001000
welp
>>79001064
Deliver OP
>>79001064
DO IT FAGGOT
>>79001000
Winrar
Put on a KKK hood and then run up to him shouting "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
Laugh after every joke, but instead of the regular "ha ha's", go: "cuckuckuckuckuck".
Make sure we hear it.
>>79001111
Checked and confirm, wear the fucking hat.
>>79001000
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINNAR
>>79001000
>not just farting or laughing longer than other people
>>79001064
>should I wear my MAGA hat
You'd be a loser if you didn't wear it
Go in with a "make donald drumpf again" hat. Then swith it for a MAGA hat.
During laughter just say "it's two thousand and sixteen!"
>>79001064
Wear this.
start a chant TWENTY SIXTEEN TWENTY SIXTEEN
>>78999522
Nearly there
>>78999366
Dubs so this must be god's work.
Scream "I love you Jew Oliver!"
>>78999366
what date is the show OP?
this thread pic related
Wear Trump gear (MAGA Shirt and Hat)and clean black slacks while holding The Art of the Deal and Crippled america in your hand. do not speak to anyone. do not react. just watch then leave.
When does the new episode of Current Year air, I wanna see OP deliver?
Sell the tickets to a SJW for three times the average price.
>>78999705
>>79001000
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A WINRAR
>>79001111
CHEKED
>>78999366
Play your own laugh track starting half way through, then we can hear it in the video.
Make sure to record it on your phone when you do it
>>78999366
Just burn it. One empty seat for cuck is better than another full audience.
>>78999522
It is decided.
>>79001010
Hahaha yes
>>79001000
>>78999705
Bill Clinton is a serial rapist
>>79001111
>The thread is dubs
>Decision made by trips
>Confirmation with quads
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph OP the Lord has spoken.
just emailed john oliver this thread have fun trying to get in
>>79001032
kek
laugh really obnoxiously, but pretend to be autistic so they can't just kick you out. if you have a second ticket invite a friend to pretend to be your wrangler.
>>79001000
>>79001111
Well it's been decided.
You ready to become a living legend, anon?
>>78999705
^^^THIS
CURRENT YEAR!
>>78999958
You crazy fuckin' zipperhead. I like you.
But yeah, do this.
>>78999366
When the audience laughs yell it hue hue hue instead. Not too loud to get kicked out but loud enough for us to hear it
>>79001824
>Implying his email is going to get through to him.
>Implying he understand/cares.
>"Hey John some person who was on an anonymous image board is going to heckle you so don't let him in."
>>79000643
ill roll for this
wear hillary for prison t shirt and trump hat
>>79002332
Does he even have a public email?
>>79002405
I really doubt it.
>>>79000000
>ITS 2015+1
I will sending messages to the john oliver show regarding this and linking this thread as well.
>>79001000
If this actually happens then Kek is real
>>78999366
Call him a nigger.
>>79000167
good goy
I'M READY
>>79000643
this, but if nothing happens yell "Trump 2016 towards the end"
>>78999705
>>79001000
The best answer
Yell " It is current year, lads!"
Chop off your dick and then shoving it down your gullet you frivolous attention-seeking cunt.
I bet half a quid that's a bunch of pig swallow. You have no ticket whatsoever.
Please, fuck off.
>>79003168
Rough day in the favela m8?
>>79003168
Someone's jealous.
Guy the shows not filmed live, there just gonna edit out anything he does after having him removed.
Laugh a little bit longer than the others
>>78999366
Shit into your hand and throw it at him like a monkey
>>79003589
>>79003665
Words are few to describe the indescribable burden that is to live in this shit-hole.
>>78999366
shits on his desk
>>79004077
I have compassion for you mate
>>79001000
Even if OP delivers it will be cut out of the show.
So there is no point.
>>79004132
So did he, playfellow
>>79000456
This
>>79003814
SAD.
>>78999366
Its ok, we dont need it to air just have your own footage an post it (a vieou or a audio file)
>>79001796
>the Lord has spoken.
you mean kek you fucking heretic
OP better fucking deliver
>>79001000
>>79001111
Post link to a free stream of the show when this happens plz
>>79004633
Checked
Kek is with us lads
Scream it's the current year
>>78999366
Shout "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU AWARE OF WHAT YEAR IT IS?"
I wonder how this thread would have turned out if someone got >>>79000000
