So /pol/, as we all know, siring as many children as possible is the purpose to your life.
What is the best method of achieving this goal?
Seriously, ever since I realised this about life, it's all I want to do. Preferably I would fuck as many women as possible, to spread my genetics around. But if I will still happily sire many children by one woman if the opportunity presents itself.
Religion
or become Palin
My genetics are shit and I have like three diseases.
I really shouldn't.
>>78987192
get a good job, and find a woman who wants at least 4 kids
>>78987299
>>78987326
Hm. Maybe you're right. Maybe I should become Christian.
>>78987398
Well it's your biological purpose to do so. Or you could throw your genetics away. The genetics that every single one of your ancestors has fought their life to preserve. Your choice though.
>>78987440
You might be right. Then again, you see a lot of these parents of many kids who are benefits scroungers and the state just pays for every kid. So maybe that's a good option?
Although this guy that I just found (pic) actually worked to support his kids. Good on him I guess. But then again if the state is going to pay for it then what's the point in working for it.
>>78987912
>Maybe
>Maybe
>Might
>Then again
>Maybe
>Although
>I guess
>then again
You have the least confident prose I've ever seen.
>>78987912
>Or you could throw your genetics away. The genetics that every single one of your ancestors has fought their life to preserve. Your choice though.
It's going to happen eventually either way. Sooner or later some descendant of mine wouldn't reproduce.
Plus, I'd imagine hundreds of millenia old genetic lines die out every day. It's hardly something noteworthy.
>>78988183
True. I'm weighing up options.
I think another of my desires in life is to become a testosterone fuelled alpha male, like Arnold. That would be the best for attracting women and giving me the most powerful, healthy, virile sperm I suppose.
But then maybe that's not the best way to sire so many children. True Arnold had 5, which is a lot. But perhaps the best way is to just focus all of your time and energy on having more children, instead of other stuff.
>>78988429
Have some fucking testicles my friend. If you're not going to reproduce you may as well stick a bullet in your head right now.
>mfw I get told I need to reproduce
>>78989491
You only "need" to in the sense that it's your biological function. It's the whole reason why you even exist in the first place. But you don't "need" to legally, or morally, or whatever the fuck else.
>Go to sperm bank
>Wank
>Hundreds of children
>>78990577
You need to reproduce because Islam. This is a moral imperative.
>>78991607
>tfw I literally did and they said my sperm isn't resistant to getting frozen
>tfw being literally Hitler's dream
