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>>78978559
> Only sparklers this time.
top kek
>>78978559
delet this
>>78978658
lel
>>78978885
>>78978775
>>78978658
These are just terrible.
That's pretty funny.
I like jokes, even at my expense.
>>78979719
top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xdxIBNj2sw
Left
Right
>>78979793
>only 3 parts
Christ, what a pleb! Even untouchables in India poo on you.
>>78980587
Damn... forget the obamas birth certificate. This is some hardcore shit right there.
>>78980621
Fuck, I was just playing that game.
>>78980803
savage
>>78978658
D-did he make the jump?
>>78978658
>dead rising 3 took the idea from a propaganda comic
>>78981339
I feel so conflicted.
>>78980410
>There isn't the choking on my dick one
>>78981109
me too.
LOAP
Naruto & DBZ custom games
RKR
Only the best ones
>>78980301
>trigger warning: trigger
Keked
>>78981756
That nigger looks like a shaved chimp.
>>78979358
>obec
>spurdo.jpg
>>78981339
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, I guess.
>>78980991
Fucking megaman
>>78981217
>rally
>>78980470
>>78981756
I still think these people should be fired for showing no fucking respect to the system.
They literally acted like fucking children when they didn't get their way
>>78981940
Don't even need to open the thumbnail nowadays
>>78980803
Now I'm convinced the person running her Twitter account is secretly trying to sabotage her campaign, otherwise how stupid do you have to be to think that's a good idea?
>>78982032
>thinking this is the first sit in
>thinking republicans have never done the same thing
>>78980991
what the fuck is that
>>78978775
IS THIS THE BATTLEBORN FONT
>>78982335
Megaman
>>78980803
ROASTED
>>78980803
FUCK!
>>78982424
HE MEANS ACTUALLY EXPLAIN IT YOU FUCKING LEAF! Christ! Don't you have a fire to not put out?
>>78982424
i dont get it
>>78982614
If we extinguish the fire it wins we MUST respect its culture
>>78982637
niggers lol
>>78982655
Hello new friend.
>>78982655
The original is a very REEEEEE worthy story about how a kid became known as the computer illiterate of the family
>>78982637
Look at those brand new nikes tho
>>78982752
i still dont get it, that wasnt even funny. im not even new
>>78982794
Keep the good ones coming based Nippon
>>78982755
Can you provide more info? A link?
>>78982995
It's not supposed to be funny it's more YRYL
>>78979849
this is literally the only funny post in the entire thread
god all you posters are awful
>>78982995
>I still don't get it
>Im not even new
Yes, yes you are if you don't get it.
>>78983132
>1 post by this id
>>78982983
lool
>>78983132
1 ID by this post
>>78983191
sure thing buddy
>>78980587
>Dad and mom have brown eyes
>Me and bro have blue eyes
>He has sky blue, I have dark blue/greyish
>Even if I marry a girl with brown eyes, have a nonzero chance of making more blue eyed babies
Feels good man
>>78983191
Jesus fucking christ this is sad
>>78983507
>MPS HACKNEY BLOCKS ME
What'd you do? They're actually pretty nice when I ask questions.
>>78980803
I she really being investigated by the FBI? How CAN she be running for presidennt? Wtf?!
>>78981339
I told you, this was gonnna happen. Ebin.
>>78983576
And real.
>>78983661
Yes, and because 'murican political dynasties.
>>78983514
>a literal skinhead
>>78983313
But Dva is a korean who has pure white skin
>>78983366
>Live with my mom as a single mom
>Independent
What
>>78983566
Your dad's a pathetic cuck.
>>78980587
You're forgetting about recessive genes my friend.
>>78979719
lost and I knew it was coming...well I didn't anticipate Wales.
>>78983661
It's called """"""""""""""""democracy"""""""""""""""""(monarchy)
>every moba game ever
>>78981339
>>78983725
Could this be part of a bigger plan?
>>78979849
Lost
>>78983187
Oh, that story.
Is it really so iconic that people knew what it was from something THAT abstract? Or was it just a samefag patting himself on the back?
>>78983930
>>78983661
>>78983761
More like she committed no crime? Just like the gun debate thing. GUILTY people can be punished, not maybe guilty people. Hillary can burn in hell because she's a mudslime loving cunt, but she hasn't been convicted. Yet.
>>78983611
>slavs take down america
>>78983808
She says she dreams of living in Manhatten as a single mother with a son by a black guy.
>>78984127
>0.5 shekels have been deposited to your account.
>>78983409
kek
>>78983313
SHE WASN'T A NIGGER EITHER YOU PAVEMENT APE REEEEEEEEEE
>>78984034
Merkel has been seen associating with skin heads in her earlier days
>>78984263
*whoosh*
>>78984210
i live in this city lol
>>78984127
It's more about the invulnerability of the establishment to real scrutiny.
Of course it shouldn't be illegal for her to run, but the fact that she can get away with it without the media down her throat about in constantly or just dismissing her is what makes it amazing.
>>78984078
Yep it really stuck with some people
>>78979849
fucking hilarious. 10/10
>>78983876
>Recessive brown eyes genes
You need to be sterilized you dumb fucking nigger.
>>78984172
Really aiming for the stars, what a dream
>>78980991
FUCK YOU
>>78984127
>I could literally hear a barbell dropping on a neck by reading your post
>>78983425
fuck off.
>>78984210
fuck off jap
>>78983876
Blue eyes are recessive. If both parents have blue eyes they CAN'T carry the brown eyes gene. Two brown eyed parents can have a blue eyed child, but not the reverse.
>>78984487
It's true. I gan gonfirm. Also happen to know a mom with race mixed children; lived next door to me. Entitled cunt, horrible person. Spoiler: single mom.
>>78984561
You should go.
>>78983826
His father is a bull. His mother's husband is a cuck.
>>78983409
not very funny
step your meme game up
>>78984427
That i agree with. Are there any precedents we can compare it to to see if they're giving her special treatment?
Scene from the new, all female Incredible Hulk remake
>>78984665
>Behold!
>The samurai's work of art!
>>78984599
Super cool dude wowwwwww
>>78984589
she got BLACKED!
>>78984762
Once again, Italy contributes nothing and expects everything. History really does repeat itself.
>>78984491
Fucking Derrick man.
I can't imagine the suffering those parents go through
>>78983241
is this supposed to be strange? This is how all Americans get around, silly.
>>78984898
#FUCK MUSSOLINI
>>78978559
I don't mind it when Brits make jokes about that because it's sick bantz, but you ever see Canadians trying to take credit for that shit?
I've seen them do it like twice now, blows my fucking mind.
>>78984997
Are you retarded? how is this funny /pol/ edition?
>>78981070
God damn the old cartoons were the greatest.
How can I watch old Popeye, Tom and Jerry, and all the other greats?
>>78984665
we wuz samurais and shieeet.
>>78984874
what the fuck causes that
>>78980621
BEAUTIFUL
>>78981339
a broken clock is right two times a day
>>78985057
I don't care what non-contributing Hillary shills have to say.
>>78984898
Post YFW you realise it was actualy the white guy's fault for pushing too hard the boat with his leg when climbing.
>>78985061
Just a guess but theyre probably all on kisscartoon if you know the names of em
>>78985122
The ring of Mordor
>>78981384
I fuckin well love it, let's get that right m8, simply astonishing is what it is. EU got a lit of the olde in-and-out going on there hadn't they? Holdin on to their ankles now, good an tight.
>>78985122
Feminism.
>>78985050
That's literally the point in history where Canada and UK are the same entity, don't be mad lol :^)
>>78985061
the original Popeye series is on youtube
>>78983667
WEW
>>78984874
Was she a burn victim?
>>78982794
>>78982840
>>78982983
How can one nation have so much bantz
>>78984809
I worked at all-black middle school once. this is pretty much the cafeteria every day.
>>78985082
Reminds me of this. Good times.
>>78985050
>>78985341
>Lol remember when America kicked france's ass in the 7 years war?
^that's how retarded the canadians are when they say they burnt the white house
>>78985341
Somebody cut the fucking umbilical cord already
>>78985122
Pro-lifers
>>78985410
Sorry to hear that.
>>78978559
Can you do it again desu? You'd be doing a yuge favor.
>>78985410
Was there ever any pegnancies there?
>>78985402
Those are some of the most reposted or unfunny "bants" i've ever seen
>>78984034
>citation heavily (lol get it) needed
Everytime
>>78985548
Your single "le black Reddit science man" meme was just great. You should go back there.
>>78978559
funny and tasteful.
WouldSlaughterKrautsWithDuringWWIII/10
>>78985527
Sure thing senpai, if Trump doesn't get in.
>>78985061
kisscartoon
>>78984997
i though it was funny Mr. Tojo
>>78984997
Made me lol
>>78985530
Yes, but they were thankfully out for most of the year so I didn't have to deal with them constantly asking for passes to the elevator.
>>78983876
Upon conception, the child receives one set of genes from the father and one from the mother. In the case of a recessive gene (ie: blue eyes), the child has to receive copies of that recessive gene from both the mother and father in order for that gene (having blue eyes) to be expressed. Therefore, if two people with blue eyes have a child, the only selection of genes they can pass on to that child are those that result in blue eyes.
>>78984034
>>78984172
>>78984210
Japan with the brutal bantz as always, never change
>>78982983
>mistaken
>>78985321
Wtf he was a priest in WoW?
>>78985612
I got this from another /pol/ ylyl thread, just where you got all of yours. That black guy before/after picture has been on pol 500 times. But go ahead and resort to the "le reddit" and "shill deposit kek" memes because you know im right
>>78983667
mfw the kangaroo is more drunk than him probably
>>78982752
FUCK YOU YOU SHIT HEAD
WHY WOULD YOU POST OUR DANK MAYMAY FOR SUMMER TO EAT UP
>>78983191
Not sure if I should laugh or cry desu
>>78985932
>because you know im right
About? You're so retarded you can't even make sense.
>>78985951
Because you have a lot to pay for.
>>78985912
Frost mage.
>>78985061
Popeye was anime before anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFKSFh8ZRmQ
>>78986070
to conquer they must first divide
>>78984210
I absolutely despise Hillary, but until she is (hopefully inevitably) convicted, she has the same rights as the rest of us, at least in theory.
>>78985834
I feel sorry for you man yoh sound like you had a rough time in middle school hahah
>>78984461
>>78984599
>le ebin high school biology may may
Two blue-eyed parents can have a brown-eyed child summerfags
>>78986206
I'd say you're pretty conquered.
>>78983241
PERFECTLY HEALTHY
>>78985780
>>78986157
YOU SAY YOU'RE DEADLY
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
YOU DON'T SNIFF PETROL FROM A CAN
>>78986127
The nigger of the future
>>78986127
>filename
Holy shit.
>>78986070
In English, "you know I'm right" refers to the preceding point or argument, mine being that your bantz are not original. The first two were pretty funny but now you have le trudeau meme which is probably even worse than my albeit bad nigger one
>>78983725
>>78984034
Germany never gave up on its plans to eradicate the Jews
This is the future of Germany
>>78986080
No wonder he coldly iced 77 people.
>>78986229
haha lol 20 skekels in ur account lolz u jew due process? hahaha lol no shill
>>78984599
>>78980587
http://genetics.thetech.org/how-blue-eyed-parents-can-have-brown-eyed-children
>>78986386
Germany gets funded by jews massively to this day
this brexit mme
>>78986370
this one's good
>>78984718
All she needs is a bigger rack and I would genocide her least favorite race just so I could smell her farts.
>>78986386
This is some cute shit anon.
>>78983132
Not sure what it is but the shitiest fucking pictures get posted in these b tier threads
>>78982609
Most brown people will stay in UK anyway. We did it guys, we did it!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlG5sTV50Yw
>>78986386
You're goddamn right!
>>78985050
it was canadians tho. sorry to break it to you homie. talk about bantz.
>>78982840
the before/after /pol/ version of the grandfather please
>>78985443
>the role he played in battering the lives of millions
>>78985496
that kid was probably expelled from school because of that
>>78986545
But it still has the upper hand, they're going to release the fugees on the Jews and keep the Jew Gold
>>78985612
thats a fucking pharaoh on his shirt isnt it
>>78982609
>>78986080
FROST MAGE MASTER FACE, FAGGOT
>>78986127
Japan's post are just like a fine packed gift. And the gift inside is something you really really wanted but didn't tell anyone about.
>>78986664
Wait a moment. I smell a Juden in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7fk8byLKpQ
>>78986744
and then....
>>78986744
This really is ww3
>>78986735
>White hand
No doubt about it. Race crime!
>>78986769
>2 posts by this ID
and they're all about sucking that one jap's dick
>>78986080
I thought he was a deathknight
>>78985780
Danisha looks like some sort of Dagon spawn
>>78986081
oh my fucking god this is amazing
what's this from?
>>78986157
>Sleep in the road
>PSAs like this
What the fuck, Australia?
>>78979719
AWESOME
>>78986203
just looked through the data, all the places listed didn't have numbers anywhere near that high. Was it caught and corrected/""""corrected"""" by the site? Or is it just a BS pic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zbBUo54lqg
>>78985074
i dont get it, where is the humour?
Boy
>>78986495
>9 jikan mae
There's something about seeing 4chan autism combined with japanese that's just fucking hilarious
>>78978559
ok, that was a good one
>>78983425
You need to go back.
You cuck.
>>78982032
fired by whom?
>>78986529
you make my day again stralya
>>78984809
>RULES OF NATURE
seeing dead niggers is always comforting to me
>>78987265
That means she's into /ss/
>>78985188
post YFW the blond bitch jumps back in after he helps her out
>>78987265
That's an old one. You aren't running out of material, are you, senpai?
>>78979849
Maybe it's because I'm just a very literal person, but nobody is building a border wall out of fucking bricks.
>>78982637
lol nigger gets mad at the end like FUCK THAT SHIT MAN I DESERVED THAT
>>78987068
It was corrected, there was a newsarticle about it somewhere. Also They never corrected the fake numbers in places like the UK, because they don't know which ones are fake.
>>78980301
That trigger warning, I lost
>>78987265
i still dont understand the "gender fluid" concept. Is it a form of schizophrenia over gender identity? kek
>>78981217
holy fuck why isn't this real?
fund it.
>>78985839
everyone one of their children have blue eyes except Yeb, crazy shit lol
>>78986336
Howard Campbell Jr. is a cold nigga.
he dont fuck around, he gets shit done.
>>78987508
It's what leaks when you carve a vagina into a man's penis.
>>78987508
It means some days you like to dress and act like a girl and some days you like to dress and act like a guy.
>>78980987
Newest version, thanks
>>78982637
fucking nigger jew, they all deserve to die
>>78978658
Immediately lost
>>78983611
>bullfango
monsterhunter.webm
>>78984210
Hey it's Wichita.
>>78987696
isn't it sexist to assume how a guy or girl acts though? they haven't thought this gender fluid thing out eh
>>78986127
r2dindu
>>78983191
>Little kids are starving in <Crap third world country of choice>
>Murricans are throwing food at psychopaths trying to BTFO them with assault deagles
What a world we live in
>>78985074
When I was twenty years old I shot a man in the throat at twenty paces and watched him choke to death on his own blood. Was my first tour of duty in Afghanistan.
For some reason, those threads fuck with my head more than that did.
I literally cannot explain it.
>>78986913
Credit where credit is due.
If americans had those level of bantz & pics I would praise them, but that won't happen, cos on average you are fucking autistic
>>78986157
That can't be real?
>>78988055
WE
WEREN'T
KANGZ
>>78987959
Yes the entire premise of transgenderism is illogical.
It first correctly identifies that there is a difference between cultural and biological gender, and then conflates the two. It's utterly baffling.
>>78982637
sends me into a furious hate-rage every time 10/10
>>78988105
feminists really hate it when you use their own logic against them
>>78988039
"What a future"
>>78984430
context?
im assuming the jury was were high-functioning retards
>>78987437
Damn got me. I watched for literally 2 1/2 minutes before I got it.
>>78988207
>logic
Baka Brazil, that's not what that word means.
>>78984491
DERRIIIIICK
I'M ENJOYING A TREAT DERRICK
Nothing will beat this.
Read the filename
fucking read it
>>78986157
Wait, is this real?
>>78988264
>context
I feel old
>>78988313
You know what I meant
>>78984874
Poor girl
>>78988353
I think this is better.
>>78980991
fucking
1
2
34
>>78988353
That looks kinda fun tho
>>78984308
*Whoosh*
>>78987925
Did he actually come here?
>>78986329
>>78987004
>>78988092
>>78988368
Upon some Googling, it's actually from Florida.
So...
>>78987437
HOLY SHIT WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THAT
>>78988651
To /fit/, yes.
>>78985063
JOJI WASHINGBO DESU
>>78978658
Lost hard
>>78984263
16 year old or 9 year old?
>>78988668
Oh fuck yes, that's even better. They are by far the most retarded state
>>78988777
Do you have a link to the thread?
>>78988476
YOU WIN THIS TIME JAPAN
>>78986336
>be an utter faggot
>watch Full Metal Jacket
>decide to roleplay as roleplay as a Vietnam vet
>don't know that old people refuse to use shift key
>"!!!
>manages to talking about sucking cock
>>78988264
>context?
OUT
>>78978559
How much of this do you have m8
>>78988639
it actually is
they don't hurt when they hit you, it's just tiny peices of metal that burn off quickly, you hardly even feel it
>>78988964
you can just search the post number
>>78989062
raccoons are also much cuter
>>78985892
kek
>>78986336
so trump is going to suck a bunch of cock?
>>78989062
>Rapefugess literally grabbing a stealing items a person bought for himself with his own money
kek, in america they would have been shot already
I'm moving to USA, legally, next year
I hope SJW's feminists and niggers are a meme, but in the case they're not, which state is the most redpilled?
Ohio, West Virginia, Texas?
>>78986559
>typical manlet the post
>>78989548
what is it with raccoons and dumping things in water anyway?
>>78989654
Texas is vying for a Texit so go there
>>78989062
>that guy putting his hands up as they grab his shit
i demand context, because otherwise that man is the biggest cuck ever
i would have started beating the shit out of the niggers, you don't steal my shit
i nearly beat down a neighbor for trying to steal the TV out of my garage because i was taking a shit and came back to him nearly walking out of there with it in his arms
ran up to him and threw him on the ground, he said "YOU NEED TO SHARE, MANG, I AINT GOT NO TEE VEE DAT FANCY FOR MAH KEEDS, N DEY WANTS TA WATCH HAYCH DEE MANG
i just said "get a fucking job" and he ran off
>>78989723
they wash their food.
>>78989654
South Carolina. Absolutely none of that bullshit. Just google anything about Charleston.
>>78980587
Is he adopted?lol
>>78989723
>The fact that raccoons use their hands as both tools and as one of their most important sense organs has led to the myth that raccoons wash their food. Raccoons in captivity have been observed “washing” their food, which is actually repeated dipping and rolling of food items in water. This behavior has led to a widespread belief that raccoons wash their food before eating or that they need to soften their food. This behavior is not really washing and food preparation but an outlet for a raccoon’s constant need to use their hand to sense the world and look for food. In the wild raccoons are constantly dabbling in water and searching in nooks and crannies, and in the captivity this behavior finds an outlet in food “washing”. Some biologists have described the behavior more as feeling than washing, and this description is supported by the fact that raccoons often rub and roll their food even in dry enclosures and rub their hands together even when they are not holding anything.
>The food washing myth has persisted because in the wild raccoons are constantly foraging in water and rolling and handling their prey, which often looks like they are washing their food. Raccoons do not have a very good grip because of the lack of opposable thumbs, and so they often hold items with two hands and frequently roll objects between their hands. If this behavior happens near water it also looks like washing.
>The truth is that raccoons in the wild do not really wash their food in any way that we as humans think of washing. They constantly forage in the water and will often roll food items in their hands, but they are actually looking for food and working to get it into their mouth with much less concern about how clean it may be.
They're called araiguma, or literally "wash bears" in Japanese.
>>78989826
Biggest cuck is pic related.
>>78989826
Was this your robbery?
>>78984034
Fuck me sideways I actually kekked
>>78985050
It was Canadian troops, but they were under British command.
>>78984874
i wonder how she feels about that. She knows they are lying and fake
>>78989963
Racoons are civilized
Fuc yu
>>78984874
This is the shit you see in old european illustrations of folktale hags
>>78985082
>>78985446
>>78985594
The livestreams/generals at that time were so comfy. I wish I could go back.
>>78984874
Watching people 'compliment' others with deformities really fucking rustles my jimmies, these faggots aren't saying that shit to make that poor thing feel better, they're saying it for some juicy internet humanity points that all their """"friends"""" online will see.
You just know for a fact the first thought that comes into all those commenting wench's heads isn't 'that poor child', it's 'thanks fuck I don't look disgusting, now how can I warp this situation to benefit me!'.
>>78983566
>>78983566
>Dad has brown eyes
I got bad news for you champ
>>78980991
SAVAGE
>>78990481
Nice projecting.
>>78986604
I love you nippon
>>78989654
Depends on where in each state. Texas is the traditional redpilled state but is filling up with immigrants and californian faggots. Parts of Ohio are based but others are nigger and bluepill shitholes, especially in the north. WV is whitest but also poor, rural, and insular. I'd go for SW Ohio, or Texas outside of large cities.
>>78989826
The guys was handing shit out to them and they all swarmed him at once
>>78987095
The nose knows.
>>78986370
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
>>78987265
dad of the century award goes to...
>>78990403
More-so than Mexicans, at least.
>>78989870
>niggers
>south carolina
>none of that bullshit
>CHARLESTON
>none of that bullshit
>niggers
:^)
>>78989548
damn i hate trash pandas
>>78991319
When you type, does your lip disc wobble?
>>78981339
when you cant decide who to not offend
