why is this image so fucking funny ?
millions and millions of jewish caricatures but none of them has topped this one
memes are born and die a few years later but little Shlomo is still here
how do you explain this ?
the genius of a wyatt mann
>>78978479
Because the jews made this meme to defeat each another. White males just Happen to find it. This meme was meant to kill a Jew who shekel could not be defeated. The jew could only make fun of his money which forced the king Jew to kill himself. Meme magic was made by the kikes. It isn't meant for white males.
I'm black and I live for thousand years. Trust me mah nigga
>>78978479
Little schlomo has been around like that since egypt.
It was literally made by disciples of Kek
>>78978479
because of the jew run media?
>>78978479
We're giving him a name now?
It's funny because you realize how realistic it is despite being a cartoonish caricature. You can feel Shlomo breathing down your neck every time, scheming about the downfall of the goyim.
Even jews like this picture
>>78978479
Because it the closest one to reality.
>>78978479
It's the smile.
Remove the arms, it still works. Remove the nose, it still works. The beard? The skullcap? The widow's peak? The hunchback? Completely peripheral. Helpful, but peripheral.
That crooked smile just works wonders.
I've been posting on 4chan since 2006 and it was one of the first images I saved. Its prevalence is incredible.
>>78978479
What's that hole near the bottom of his ear?
>>78979293
The Shekel-hole, its where the shekels go.
>>78979194
Neither statement is true.
Still, merchant pic is a pretty cool pic.
I find this one to be pretty accurate as well
>>78978479
He looks evil as fuck but it's slightly funny.
Because he looks cute and mischievous
>>78978479
Bc it's genius
>>78978955
Can't even argue. Thank you, wise nigga sage.
>>78979389
a wyatt man comics have been on 4chan since the beginning.
>bix nood
>>78979955
i agree he's cute af
>>78978998
He was always the happy merchant
Because they actually look like that in real life.
>>78978479
Jew here. I really really really like this image.
>>78980739
Makes you feel at home, right?
>>78979142
The nose knows.
>>78980933
Everyone goes on about the Nose being the biggest giveaway but the eyes aren't far behind.
>>78978479
>little Shlomo is still here
the Eternal Jew
>>78978479
If we want to look at it with rocket science brains, we can see that this here jewey man was created by some genius that knew about making illustrations be universal.
This illustration is easily recognizable to all cultures, so people look at it and say shit like
"its the jewy man"
it has a clear silloughette so you can always tell it is a jewish
/thread
>>78978479
the cartoonist was actually an artistic genius. most of the racists drawing cartoons are just making crude line drawings or MS Paint .bmps... most professional cartoonists live in cities and aren't racist. every once in a while the planets align and you get schlomo
>>78979066
>israel
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>>78988028
nah mate, we get Israelis here literally every day, usually 2-3.
These (((people))) are so high in their horse, that no amount of insult can get to them;
But call them a Jew and they will lose their shekels over it.
>>78988300
Why do we tolerate them
>>78989456
Because a few of them are based, and any divisions in the Jewish ranks only helps us
>>78978479
He's the perfect caricature
>that air of untrustworthiness and greed
>hunched back
>giant nose and ear
>shifty, opportunity-seeking eyes
>fucked up teeth
>balding with pube-like hair and beard
>hands rubbing
If anything associated with /pol/ makes it to the year 3000, let it be Happy Merchant.
>>78989647
M8 you lost us the war
>>78989782
It was only a matter of time, time to be cucked by our former slaves.
it triggers what's been in the human psyche for at least 5000 years: never trust a jew
it's like how H.R. Giger's Alien design is so successful because it calls upon instinctual fear of sexual violence, but this calls upon instinctual fear of cultural violence
all cultures on earth can agree on one thing: never trust a jew
>>78989314
>>78989647
Most powerful race confirmed.
>>78978479
Merchant, you truly are my greatest ally.
I will at once instruct my 16 year old white daughter to find herself a nice brown skinned hispanic boy.
White genocide is a wonderful gift from our zionist overlords/media heads here in America.
>>78984711
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>>78980167
>>78978955
yes, thank you, wise nigga sage.
The power of this cartoon is in the interpretation of the viewer. It doesn't give anything away but it's still very obvious. The cartoon itself isn't racist if you look objectively, it's the (largely proven) jewish stereotype literally everyone associates with the cartoon that makes it racist. Work of a genius.
Is this a meme thread now?
R8 my OC pls. Just made it.
>>78993746
10/10
>>78978479
This is Ben Garrisons Mona Lisa
>>78992992
>unhappy space merchant.jpg
Is this a sneaky rare merchant thread ?
>>78978479
My question it's, why it's it a gif? For symbolism, it should be a 6MB super-compressed jpeg.
>>78978479
/pol/ is too lazy to create new Jewish memes
Because if /po/ goes down in history as being right about one thing...
It's the Jew. The root of all degeneracy.
>>78978479
so it was written
and so it was done
>>78978479
It has endured because it is the most accurate caricature of a jew ever made.
It can be edited to fit into many situations
>>78990250
I don't have the picture but there's even a smoke cloud that manifests into the Jew merchant.
Even mother nature warns her children about kikes.
>>78987929
>>78993746
5/5 bretty gud :DDD
>>78978479
>memes are born and die a few years later but little Shlomo is still here
Probably the most used, lasting 4chan meme, I remember seeing it in 2003 (earlier in other sites), only rivaled by Pepe himself.
posting merchants
>>78993775
That is a subtle merchant right there.
>>78979159
Remove everything and it still works
>>78994733
Blue board version
where did that merchant come from? Where was the first one created?
>>78993775
is there a merchant in this pic?
>>78994863
A wyatt mann
>>78994925
Open it in a new tab
>>78994386
the abstract merchant pictures are always the most hilarious to me. i don't know why. it's so fucking stupid. there's some really crazy ones too
>>78994118
>/po/
the origami board?
>>78994629
Because the Jew is eternal.
Notice you don't see shills promoting the eternal Anglo meme anymore. This is what jews do...they subvert and attempt to direct/steer/deflect/parasite off of hosts
>>78995068
Pure coincidence.
>>78994933
>>78995040
/pol/
>>78978479
It's called the snowball effect, dipshit. Someone used it, someone thought it was funny, so they used it, and then it grew out of control. After a time of people reposting for nostalgia, it became popular.
But hey, it's all fun and games, right?
Do you know what God did to people who oppressed jews? He turned their fucking water in to blood, fucked them over with frogs, insects, killed the first born, and so on. He also gave them the power to conquer armies with small amounts of people.
Jews are God's chosen people. Leave them the fuck alone. I can't believe how many of you claim to be Christians, but somehow forget the entirety of of the old testament.
But hey, pick and choose what parts of the Old Testament apply to you like everyone else and omit others. Piss all over God's chosen people, the descendants of Abraham, because they are "evil." without any evidence but a few tin foil hats and a couple of shitbags who profited from the suffering of many.
Seriously, fuck you, buddy.
I like this one better.
>>78995363
>>78995363
What if there is no God? Can we then treat them based on their actions?
>>78995363
It took JDIF a while to get here
You guys are slippin
>>78995363
I've been thinking a lot about this lately. Crazy shit is coming.
>>78995607
>JIDF
derp
>>78995363
The Holy Land belongs to Christianity. You're the one who's forgetting the New Testament, buddy. Wanna know what Jesus thought about the Jews? Read the New Testament.
>>78995075
BLEACHED
>>78995531
>>78993898
>>78994614
Thanks. Fixed with the outline as best as I could.
>>78995363
>Piss all over God's chosen people, the descendants of Abraham, because they are "evil."
Modern Ashkenazi Jews are descendents of the Khazar empire. They have no relation to the Jews of the Bible.
>Rev 2:9
>I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan
>>78995879
What's the difference between Spurdo and Gondola?
>>78996008
Spurdo is a retarded Finish adoption of a crudely drawn pedobear and Gondola is simply an even simpler, cruder version of that.
Gondola seems to be more spiritual though. He resonates with us.
>>78996008
Gondola embrace the true pacifism, Spurdo is loud and rude
>>78978479
Personal favorite
Guess I'll dump my rare merchants.
Muhh 6 million
Anybody posted the image that shows him through thousands of years of history? He's never changed. We have always drawn this meme because he controls all the memes down here
>>78996162
Pedobear is based on Misha, 1980 Moscow Olympics mascot. I still have both ceramic and rubber Misha figurines.
>>78978955
fucking brilliant!
>>78992992
>Shimerman
>>78993746
Where's his scarf
>>78996700
lmao
>>78996765
What do you mean?
>>78980413
That's what pops into my mind every time I see an Israeli posting.
>>78996824
There is no scarf in the reflection. I know he is imagining himself but the nature if the scenery requires the 'icy' reflection to reflect the scarf he's wearing
>>78980413
>Goodnight goyim
:^) good night Schlomo
>>78988028
why would anyone want to proxy to be a kike in /pol/
found it
>>78996944
He has no scarf because in the reflection, he is free and no longer choked back by such wordly things.
>>78997038
Wrong one
>>78995363
he who believeth not in the son, believeth not in the father
your covenant has been replaced, son of satan
>>78994863
From the early 90's.
The artist is anonymous (not in the 4chan sense)
>>78978479
Because it's too accurate to die. And kek wills it
>>78997091
Very Egyptian. I guess that's the point
>>78995075
KEKED
>>78994108
see your flag JIDF
>>78997133
The real ones are still protected. A lotta fake ones though
>>78994088
kek
Last oen.
>>78997269
That jug is an asshole. I am mad at him for some reason
>>78994088
>that filename
My sides
Yugioh was redpilled.
>>78997280
i have to saved this
>>78978479
I have no idea.
I burst out chucking or giggling every time I see this image.
Yesterday I was studying with my gf and I was browsing 4chan and someone posted a long infographic with le happy merchant at the very end. I burst out laughing and she mad as hell.
That image has some intangible quality that makes it funny as fuck
>>78997237
not true
god told me personally
>>78994088
Underated
>Filename
OY VEY DIS THREAD IS ANUDDAH SHOAH STOP IT GOYIM
>>78987929
>The ewwy Jew
What did he mean by this? Do some jews only bathes in shekels and not water?
>>78978955
What
>>78997408
You laugh at thing that you don't understand and things that frighten you.
>>78990250
Can someone please explain why their hands are always like that? Always pushed together?
I see it in every Jewish caricature, but why?
>>78997589
Rubbing hands is the universal symbol of deceit and scheming.
Jews are masters at both.
>>78997589
Because rubbing hands when the profit is near is a meme amongst them. That's why the meme is called "happy merchant". When you smell an easy deal, you start rubbing your hands.
made one for you u guys
Yes, people should stop using this meme from now on.
>>78997589
Rubbing and wringing of hands is the main characteristic of a jew.
When the jew feels he has been wronged he wrings his hands and exclaims "oy vey!".
>>78978955
Thank you wise nigga sage
>>78997805
Why isn't it spinning?
>>78984711
>>78994088
>>78995075
>>78995115
>>78995561
>>78997151
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A KIKE
SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE, WON'T YOU BE A GOOD GOYIM?
>>78997589
Body language
Suggests a devious nature or finding pleasure in others demise/pain.
>>78996425
>>78996430
Kubrick sure is iconic
>I would have gotten away with it if you weren't for you filthy goys
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_de_personnages_d%27Ast%C3%A9rix#Tullius_D.C3.A9tritus
>>78997717
Clearly this fictional person rubbing his hands is nothing like that racist stereotype.
>>78997377
I came here to post this, only to see it was already posted.
Was Loki a jew?
>>78995351
lel
OY VEY YOU GOYS ARE MISSING ONE
>>78978955
thank you wise nigga sage
>>78978479
Because its so realistic
>>78993775
Got my night vision goggles on. Subtle, anon, very subtle.
Garrison ones are the best
Last one
>>78997911
>911
>>78997589
This is the Israeli dollar sign, notice anything and no it's not a meme.
>>78995363
Wasn't that the Hebrews and not the Jews? Jews are Talmudic Pharisees.
>>78998723
One more
>>78998788
Don't be so coy, goy.
That's the symbol for the sheckel.
>>78995363
Oy gevalt, I wonder who could be behind this post?
>>78994386
If we ever suspected someone was a /pol/ user on a different website we could just upload the image and wait for feedback. It's like a secret code
>>78998944
Yes, dollar sign, shekel, pretty much the same thing ain't it.
>>78995444
How do we get one of these guys to clasp his hands and hunch over more?
>>78998723
>>78998679
>>78998640
>2010
Something Awful (((friends))) were really getting their little panties in a twist over this Garrison guy back then.
>>78998345
possibly, he is regarded as the most clever of the Gods, the best at deceit, and he is a direct cause of Ragnarok.
The problem is that Ragnarok MUST happen, it has to. So in a sense Loki is doing his job, by destroying the world. Like how a forest fire allows the forest to renew itself, Loki destroys the world to make a new one. and It starts all over again.
Maybe the Jews are the incarnation of Loki.
>>78999310
THIS IS NOW A MERCHANT DUMP THREAD.
What does oy vey mean anyways?
Do kikes say this a lot?
>>78999314
and by that I mean maybe the Jews are trying to destroy the world because that is what MUST happen.
>>78999512
Poor, me.
>>78996707
That guy is pretty good, though, desu. I just saw him perform a play a few weeks ago.
>>78999367
I still say that was the Ayy Lmao's trolling us.
>>78979041
confirmed
>>78999512
kinda like gosh darn, basically a soft swear
>>78995012
someone put so much effort into this
rate my sneaky merchant meme
>>78999272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
>>78999943
Post full vid of that instrument hating gremlin
>>78999314
>>78999564
You'd know a lot about Jews, wouldn't you, Floridafag?
>>78979159
Confirmed
>>79000046
>>78999999
>>79000099
yea the Villages alone are fucking flooded with them. I've heard Miami has lots too.
>>78999700
Not knocking him as an actor, but he is stereotypical as fuck
>>78995995
how does this make sense, when the khazar empire existed after the bible was made?
>>79000181
Not so much in Miami, AFAIK. The city is pretty much all immigrants.
If you meet a white person from Fort Lauderdale, you've got like a 30% chance that they're kikes.
>>79000364
you probably know em better than me then. Though there is a sizeable community in Gville, half the male coworkers I know are jewish.
Rate my merchant.
>>79000364
The southwest is also flooded
They literally call white people "snow birds"
>>78999512
It means "oh no!" in Yiddish, roughly. Literally "vey" means "woe," as in the expression "Oy, vey ist mir!" ("Woe is me!"). Hasidic Jews and Jewish communities where Yiddish was/is prominent use it occasionally.
>>78978479
I don't know, it's one of the only maymays I still find funny after all this time. There's just something so simple and perfect about it.
>>78978479
Because it's of a real jew.
>>79000792
Back home, we called them 'winter Texans"
>be me
>be banker
>start saying oy vey at work all the time
i laugh everytime
>>79000934
>be leaf
>hurr durr
>>78999128
Holy hell
>>79000934
>i am not the only autist
Doctor, say muffed oy vey when getting bad exams
oy vey... thats pneumonia
>>78992485
Underrated
>>79001142
>Be Brazil
>Huehuehuehue
>>78997589
free heat
>>79001772
KEK
>>78999128
DELETE THIS.
>>78995363
>Revelation chapter 16, v 13: And I saw from the mouth of the dragon, and from the mouth of the beast, and from the mouth of the false prophet, three unclean spirits like frogs.
>frogs
spoopy
