Fuck this country
At this point we get what we deserve
>>78921956
both hillary and trump are retarded and I feel sorry for every single american
>>78921859
What magazine?
>>78921859
>Campaigning like any other democrat president
What's the problem here?
Are you sure this is not satire?
>>78922037
fuck off shill.
Trump is a fucking god.
>One of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JincoQiWTmU
>>78921859
What magazine is this shit in?
>>78921859
>She sacrifices to molech
>Just like us!
> She drinks water just like us
>>78922037
That's nice to care about people that don't even think about you. Shows how important your country is
>>78922191
It's an american magazine, what do you think?
>>78921859
Look guys, she's totally a human and not a soulless power-hungering monster!
She murders people, just like the target audience of that magazine.
>>78922316
>poster=country
literal /int/ tier autism
>>78922273
She is human just like us.
>literally every shot, she looks disgusted and bored
It's like a fucking parody, holy shit.
Cuck this fun tree
>>78922109
US Weekly
>>78922191
I'm not sure of anything anymore
>>78921859
Oh yes.
>>78922193
I feel as though trump supporters are more in denial then shillary shills. The general election is going to be stolen you know that right?
>>78922037
And most of Italy's politicians are awfully corrupt, pot meet kettle.
>>78922037
Not like Obama right, he's such a great president I mean really he's done no wrong right?...........
>>78922582
Just like Brexit right?
>>78921859
I like how they have to give exact dates for shit normies do on a regular basis (eat ice cream, drink with friends, shop for produce).
>>78922590
never said it but this time either candidate looks a lot worse than obongos
>>78922584
irrelevant and not true anyway
>>78922194
https://youtu.be/PzqcUK3dwWQ
>she picks produce...just like us
Obesity rates say otherwise...
>>78921859
>Hello, fellow humans
Who thought this was a good idea? Hillary has proven to be so completely out of touch, I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't the scum of the earth.
>>78921859
yep
yes sir
the eternal kikes destroy yet another civilization
it's been a sweet yet short run.
Thanks for all the things you have given us
and especially thanks for all the things you havent given us.
>>78922582
Despair is pointless. The only way Trump can win is if we meme him info office with high energy.
>>78922037
heh man i am the smartest of these peasants because i just dismiss them BOTH
Reptilian humanoids
>>78922620
>europoor
>mattering
UK leaving the the rest of europe hardly matters to the globalist you cunt. America is the real prize. I can't wait to see you trump cunts in november crying wolf of election fraud.
>>78923136
never stated or implied that tbf
>>78923136
Neither of them are really great, it's just Hillary/Bernie are orders of magnitude worse.
>>78921859
Well look like the medias choose her.
She is your next president.
>>78922181
well it's just a little embarrassing, isn't it.
>>78921859
So out of touch it makes me cringe.
>>78922729
>irrelevant
Don't throw stones from glass houses
>not true
http://www.transparency.org/cpi2015?gclid=Cj0KEQjwncO7BRC06snzrdSJyKEBEiQAsUaRjBa7thYP5hQ8z0Igk5YhRK5nnc8k4ACR46-qw3q0j5AaAlhH8P8HAQ
Italy has the worst corruption in europe, barring some balkan and not EU Eastern European states.
>>78923302
>yes goyim, obey the media!
Pierre must not have been following the republican primaries
Dude what
This implies she's not even human
>>78923171
>muh trump
I am a fortune teller. did you know that
And the future reads that trump will be assassinated.
so no, he wont be getting into "office", sorry
no great orange dictator for murka
>>78921859
How do you do, fellow kids?
Look and be amazed, hairless apes, as the chosen candidate shows emotion AND picks what to eat! Is it not amazing?
>>78923171
>UK leaving the the rest of europe hardly matters to the globalist you cunt.
Spoken like a true Ameritard that doesn't have an international political perspective beyond his country.
>>78923402
public secotr=/=politicians
We have A LOT of problems and corruption is one of them, but it's a blown up issue tbf
>>78921859
>""Just like us""
>This is the best they can find
>>78922452
THAT IS RIGHT, HU-MAN, SHE CONSUMES FOOD WITH HER HUMAN NORBLEX.
>>78922452
>ONE OF US
>ONE OF US
>ONE OF US
>>78921859
Oh Jesus... It wasn't to bad until I saw the "she's just like us!" Thing right in the middle of the fucking page. It's like a fucking childrens book
>>78921859
She reads maps like a fucking grandmother
>>78921859
>Hilldawg pretending she isn't the ultimate soulless plutocrat
lmao
She's probably never seen in person any of the subhumans she wants to import into the country
Dare I say it's a stab at irony? Seems it to me.
>>78921859
This is made for very stupid people
She looks really confused by that tomato, is it possible she is little bit senile?
>>78921859
>She's just like us, a human being! Incredible!
>>78921859
>She's also really good at fucking killing people
>>78902217
>>78921859
is this a joke? it sounds almost like satire.
>look, she toasted with a guinness.
Hillary breathes like us!
DRUMPF BTFO HOW CAN /pol/ EVER RECOVER?
>>78924169
Normally she toasts with human blood.
>>78924016
God damn I love sweets.
>>78924094
Nigger selecting the right produce is an art
if you just carelessly pluck away like some kind of vagrant you'll end up with half-rotten fruits and vegetables in a day's time
>>78921859
Why would anyone produce this collage? This would only make sense in an Onion spread.
Just look at the "she picks produce!" photo. Somebody in the Hillary campaign organized an event where Hillary Clinton goes shopping, and invited the entire press to watch her select tomatoes in a shitty small town in New Hampshire. They aren't allowed to ask questions, they can only watch. When the journalists get back to their place of work, they have about 100 pictures of her bagging 3 tomatoes, sniffing a cantaloupe, and holding up strawberries to check for mold. Amazing.
Tomorrow they will rush over to Ohio to watch John Kasick eat 2/3 of a burger before the remainder of the burger falls back on his plate to join the grease which is dripping from his chin. Did you know? Hillary Clinton also consumes nutrient material
>>78923053
the only way he can win is start thinking before he posts or says something. if it's not too late already.
he had the best poll numbers after he managed to unify the party and weeks later he suddenly comes up with stupid shit like the judge-thing or his statement after orlando.
not sure if he'll recover from that.
>>78921859
if that was trump drinking beer with a newborn baby in a bar sjw's would be out in full force...
>>78921859
>When you're so elitist that you have to prove you're human
topkek
>>78921859
>>78921859
that must be satire
>>78924209
>>78924560
fucking kek
>>78924560
I hope this works...
>>78924560
Wait can we actually spread this around and trick people into skipping their votes?
>>78921859
Jesus who is running her campaign? Some sort of marketing exec from the 30s?
>>78924613
millenial logic.
>>78921859
Hillary comes off as even more of a robot than Mitt "Ain't dreadin' the 47" Romney ever did. At least Rom Com was up front about his hatred for the non ruling class.
>>78921859
HILLARY
>SHE SELLS STATE SECRETS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
>SHE RUINS THE LIVES OF LITTLE GIRLS THAT HER HUSBAND HAS RAPED
>SHE ILLEGALLY INVADES AND DESTROYS NATIONS
>SHE EARNS $200.000 PER HOUR
SHE IS JUST LIKE US
>>78924748
interesting pepe, burgerfam.
>>78923802
kek
>>78924613
>those names
kek
>>78923136
They're both objectively bad choices.
>>78924951
Thanks Austbro, also betting 50 of my (You)'s he's British.
>>78921859
Fucking Christ I have the same Guinness glass that faggot is drinking from. Look at that motherfucker, his butthole spasming as he thinks about how awesome it will be to tell everyone at the progressive blog headquarters how he was so close to Hillary that he could smell the preteen's Bill raped.
>>78921859
haaahahahah oh wow
>>78925182
lol is it so obvious?
>>78921859
>She breaths oxygen through her neck gills just like a real human.
>Her abdomen is filled with real human organs, including three spleens!
>She keeps her scales well polished to look like real human skin, just like you!
>Her late husband's reanimated Android corpse has decaying flesh, just like real human bodies that litter her hibernation chamber.
>>78925136
Yeah. Trump might cause WW3 though, I mean he is pretty much the epitome of the cartoon "evil capitalist". If I was in America I don't think I could even vote.
>>78922590
Why exactly does everyone here think Obama has been bad? He hasn't done much. He's issued less executive orders than Bush, we recovered from a Recession on his watch, unemployment has fallen, and we've been pretty stable as a nation since. Social issues are rising in the media, but day to day life for much of us hasn't really changed. I don't actually see feminists on my day to day routine, and I don't deal with niggers either?
Does the rest of /pol/ all live in Detroit in a feminist neighborhood or something?
>>78923482
>no trumpen reich
Kurwa
>>78922037
Go fucking cook my spaghetti, bitch. Go make my noodles. MADE IN USA.
>>78924039
>irony
>America
>US Weekly
>>78921859
Let's rejoin the Brits.
>>78925504
>He's issued less executive orders than Bush
Bush wasn't erasing the US-Mexico border and least of all wasn't giving citizenship to 4 million illegal immigrants because "its the right thing to do".
>>78925570
start with them!
>>78925344
Underrated post
>>78921859
#Texit #Calexit #SayNoToHilary
>>78925670
>14
She looks 60 what the fuck is wrong with you Britbongs?
>>78925802
>>78925933
>>78922194
name of that model?
>>78925969
>Hillary messes up pouring a beer
>Hillary eats a fish
>Hillary dresses up in blackface
>Hillary lies about getting our ambassador 2 seals and 1 USAF member killed
>Hillary laughs about getting a known child rapist off his charges
>>78924560
~meme magic~
>>78925933
bitch can't do anything right
>>78926104
>>78925969
>>78926104
That's angela merkel eating the fish
>>78925670
>the manlet
That's the look of NO FUTURE.
>>78925504
although i'm not a burger even i noticed how political correctness madness rised during his tenure, esp. in democratic ran towns like NYC (high fines for misgendering), chicago (enforces correct gendering at schools). even your military has to visit sensibilisation-courses to recognize their "white privilege". his administration punishes states like NC for their bathroom-policy. and this whole BLM nonsense got nourished too by a POTUS who always says it could have been his kids which got shot by a cop etc.
and obama isn't even at the far left of the dems - everywhere they govern the social climate shifts to the left. so that's a problem i'd say - independent of the person in charge.
>>78926209
Has anyone seen Bill lately?
>>78924106
Who makes these images?
They're really uncanny.
>>78925912
lol yeah she must have had a consuming life so far.
>>78926239
i'm sure he has certain other qualities. :-)
>>78921859
>She picks produce.
>>78921859
Is this where this meme comes from? (pic related)
>>78923136
haha you are totally buttblasted..guess what? hillary is corrupt, and trump is a kike puppet..if you cant stand the jews, you will have a hard time liking donald trump
>>78926660
hillary is sexy af
>>78925182
>Woody's
Nah, m8, he's Kiwi.
>>78926660
THE SIMPSONS DID IT FIRST
>CANADA BTFO
>>78926822
>>78921859
jesus fucking christ...
is this actually considered "promoting a candidate"?
i mean.... fuck
Just like Us guys hurr durr
>>78927205
>>78926822
>>78927235
>>78927205
>>78926822
Wont be touching the rock, not a jew puppet.. just doing things to avoid being called an anti-semite when he talks about making Israel pay the US for military protection if they want to keep it.
>>78921859
>reptilians are just like us you stupid goy
This has to be satire.
>>78922526
became a coal burner after hooking up with the nasaly druggy jew with the micropenis that sucked off faggots in a bathroom on tv.
>>78921859
this actually made me cringe
>she's just like us
killing white americans
>>78921859
Trump is a clown and has no money. He cucked you and an entire party on a publicity stunt. You're pathetic
>>78927385
Nope, the American public are just amazingly ignorant and niggers are actually one of her strongest bases.
>>78927792
>>78927385
wake me up inside
>>78927831
>>78927792
>>78927385
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-14/ku-klux-klan-grand-dragon-will-quigg-endorses-hillary-clinton-for-president
>>78924324
>implying kasich lefts something over.
>>78926822
>implying he isn't just sucking up to them so they allow him to coast to victory
>>78927911
*left
>>78927911
It's sad this pic related is losing relevancy and isnt as funny anymore.
It was top quality.
>>78923834
Over 60% of the population in the US has an IQ less than a 100 and then there's female's who nature it is to follow the crowd, this is why dumbed down shit is so pervasive, because there's a huge audience that it applies to and everything is marketed to particular audiences. You know old kids toys would give age ranges, "six and up," it applies to everything but everything isn't labeled so you have to ask yourself if x is beneath you and should be reading/doing something else more on your level.
>>78922229
Fuck that was close
>>78921859
I picture her aide showing her the tomatoes and going OK Hillary these are tomatoes hold one up for the camera
>>78921859
I'm just fucking done with this shit.
>>78927792
Try to appeal to us as much as you want we're still not going to vote for hillary.
>>78923480
Or an incompetent retarded child with a stroke
>>78928024
yeah, we will soon lose some of our best objetcs when they disappear from public perception.
pic related.
>>78925994
Some whore who gets shat on by rich saudis during orgies. Like literally eating shit and piss from billionaires.
Nice taste in women, hans.
>>78921859
>Magazine for literal retards
>Only literal retards can be convinced hillary is "One of us"
kek
>>78928702
wtf is she doing?
>>78928963
She's one of us, can't you see?
>>78928517
>bad-touch-Biden
>>78929036
yeah, now that you said it...
party on then.
>>78921859
>>78929150
i really wanna make a creepy biden thread before he leaves office. he is great in being creepy.
>>78921859
anyone who falls for that deserves her for president. if only there was a way to euthanize everyone below 110 iq
>>78921859
so people see this are really think that shillary is just a normal person like them? Can they really be that out of touch?
>>78921859
this is a ironic article you dumb fucks
>>78929623
So you're saying we should kill all liberals, spics and niggers?
>>78929536
>troll
>ordained minister
hmm
>>78929695
ha. you wish. you expect way too much from american media
>>78924560
wait until november, dont spread these anymore
>>78922191
This.
It comes off as really sarcastic and made me laugh. They can't be for real?
>>78921859
Is this satire?
>>78929695
Sorry Pawel, this is a real 100% legit tabloid. They're in every grocery store & pharmacy in the US.
Not an ounce of satire.
Fuck our media is garbage.
>>78925969
She eats fish the same way she deepthroats Wall Street
>>78923171
You are a retard if you don't understand the impact Brexit has on the globalist agenda. And more over it shows how under-polled nationalist sentiments are. Everything is trending in Trump's favor that much is easy to see.
>>78929536
>>78927385
lol no, dodaly disbroved :DDDD
http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-blackface-photo/
>>78930074
Unfortunately, this is obvious non-satirical shilling for Hillary.
HOLY FUCK
>goes out and orders a BLACK beer
>obongoid did the same thing a while back
>0 days without jewish tricks
nobody actually likes guiness, especially women and black people
>>78921859
She sacrifices chikens to Moloch!
SHE IS JUST SOOOOOO LIKE US!!!!
>>78921859
Nearly as embarrassing as when she appeared on that Broad City episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJgM4_C3gvE
I always figured elections were always rigged, to a certain extent anyways, but this is the first one where it's almost painfully obvious. You can just see Hillary pulling in every favor, every dirt she has on anyone, and every penny she has to win this thing. It's scary how no one in the media ever calls her on this shit.
>>78931405
>>78929808
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2015/02/18/what-are-we-going-to-do-about-creepy-uncle-joe-biden/
>>78925670
Those Anglo genetics.
>>78932695
sorry, bongbro. but there is always a worse one.
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/8-ways-hillary-clinton-just-your-abuela/
This is literally her campaign.
>>78932830
It's not even a meme, practically 80% of Bong women are fucking dog ugly.
>>78921859
I never thought I'd live to see the day where the U.S. became more cucked that the fucking United Caliphate.
>>78932695
>>78932830
>>78933039
These are....women?
>>78921859
>One of us
>Katie Perry wants to take a selfie with YOU
>>78926421
What do you mean 'make'?
>>78933039
oh, that's really fucked up.
>>78921859
We need a Hillary general on /pol/, I'm becoming harder fan more and more every day
>>78933108
They look like Guido New Jersey cucks to me.
do you think she's ever been fucked in the ass?
>>78933108
only one of them, germbro! but at least they weren't british. look more like jersey shore-lowlifes.
>>78933442
exactly. but they can exist anywhere.
>>78933442
>>78933532
What race is this and how do we genocide it out of existence?
>>78933532
>>78933654
>>78933722
Why is this even a thing? Do they legitimately think they look good? Reminds me of those ganguro girls in Japan.
>>78921859
they forgot 'she drinks the souls of her enemies' aswell
>>78921859
Anon why are you reading Woman's day?
You fucking fairy cunt!
>>78925933
jesus fucking christ that shit looks disgusting
>>78933767
take away their fake-tan and they will decompose.
>>78933840
i guess it became more popular with this jersey shore degeneracy. check out lee hotti, if you want a good laugh. one of the best threads i've ever seen.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lee-hotti-and-friends
>>78926660
this one is good
>>78925504
>unemployment has fallen
pretty sure dropping workforce participation ate any gains the shitty part time job boom would have created
>>78921859
>JUST LIKE US
why would anyone vote for her then, we're pretty shit desu senpai
>>78926239
>That's the look of NO FUTURE
Eat shit cunt.
>>78931784
I like Guinness. Or I did. The assholes changed the 250 year old recipe to be "vegan" and it tastes pretty bad now.
>>78923482
>mfw fortune telling is a legitimate occupation to these people
>>78921859
>one of us
That's really shit, most people are shit
Vote for the one not like us
Stars they're just like us, has been around for a while. It's supposed to be funny and not serious. I don't know if this is supposed to be shilling for her or not but I wouldn't riot over it.
>>78934889
why so salty?
>UK casts off the shackles of globalism via brexit
>cucknited states of America elects Hillary Clinton
Deep down you know this is going to happen. And it's going to fucking suck
>>78929634
Yup
>>78929695
No these are very real. They're right at the front of the store for you to stare at while you wait in line to pay for your groceries. Literally everyone will at the very least read the headline of every issue of every one of these magazines a few times a month.
>>78921859
>she reads maps
Lol what the fuck? Who the fuck reads maps anymore? Hahahaha, my sides - this is what yanks think is persuasive. Oh, fucking hell.... hahahaha
>>78923171
>America is the only country that matters
Did the Jews tell you that to make yourself feel good?
>>78921956
Don't get down...Tese are exciting times. We are witnessing the re-birth of white nationalism, there is a race war/civil war looming on the horizon.
You are about to live out a part of American history that will be talked about for centuries.
>>78923896
When's the last time the averge American read a physical, printed map? Just about everyone uses the GPS service on their phone to get around. She can't even be relatable properly.
>>78925912
too much inbreeding
>>78921859
Everything I see on the media about Clinton is like if the PR team manager's guidelines are taken literally by the interns.
"Put it out there that she's just like us"
>bot literally writes "SHE'S JUST LIKE US" like it's satire
>>78921859
>American "free-speech" "media"
>>78921859
Hillary for waifu?
>>78922193
>both hillary and trump are retarded and I feel sorry for every single american
>fuck off shill.
Trump is a fucking god.
>amerifat deliver ignorance, as always
>>78922316
>butthurt about an argument or opinion
>your opinion doesn´t matter because you are not americunt
>>78925994
Daniela Lopez Osorio
You're Welcome SENPAI!!!
>>78921859
Really nigga
>>78922229
>>78946172
Noice
>>78925562
Barilla. No. 1 Pasta in Italy. Made in Ames, Iowa. MADE IN USA. BEST IN PASTA.
I hope first wave feminists are proud of themselves.
>>78924613
>>78924613
that is absolutely marvelous
>>78922037
That's more or less how most of us feel.
>>78922526
>>78921859
Say you had the choice between Hillary and a third term of Obama. Who would you pick?
>>78921859
Boy this reminds me of something from my country but i can't remember what>>78921859
>>78921859
Wow, #ImWithHer now!
>>78922037
>>78946527
but Trump is not retarded desu. not compared to Hillary.
Just from watching them speak, you can tell Trump is quick-witted (even though he is 70), funny, and probably a fairly nice guy. Hillary on the other hand looks like an intergalactic senator who is defensive and probably a total bitch. Consider this quote from Hillary's wiki page on her vote for the Iraq War:
In an interview on December 18, 2006, she expressed regret for the vote: "Obviously, if we knew then what we know now, there wouldn't have been a vote, and I certainly wouldn't have voted for it." By February 2007, Clinton failed to state that her vote was a mistake, or to apologize for it, as anti-war Democrats demanded. "If the most important thing to any of you is choosing someone who did not cast that vote or has said this vote was a mistake, then there are others to choose from," Clinton told an audience in Dover, New Hampshire.
>>78921859
I wish there was a containment board for amerifaggots
>>78922193
You spend too much time on 4chan. Maybe just vote Kim Kardashian and be over with it if you think trump should be president of most powerful country in the world.
>>78922037
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/154582/debate-2004#source=473fef35-48a7-434c-afc6-207874c7f1a3:6016400e-ecfd-11e0-aca6-0026b9414f30&position=10&sort=playlist
>>78921859
>She's like us
>She picks produce
Everybody picks produce you twat
>>78921859
There's no way this isn't satire.
>>78924854
>purge
>>78921859
I feel like this is an Ad for a robot. Hilbot5000
>>78922037
How does it feel to be an irrelevant country in the world?
>>78927792
Sanger is waifu tier
