Who are you voting for mates?
Have you already voted?
I cast a sneaky ballot for Nick Xenophon Team here in my local.
Who do you think will win?
Does it matter?
Is Q and A on tonight? Who is on?
im not gonna vote in the house of reps because there are no good candidates in the ACT. in the senate ill probably preference sustainable australia, then all the right wing meme parties, meme christian parties, absolute meme parties, libs, labor, and then greens last lel
polls suggest libs will win and im kinda secretly hoping they do just so faggot lefties get BTFO
Pls bring back tones
>>78909228
i think about that episode all the time. peter hitchens is so incredibly intelligent and miles above that absolute dropkick dan savage
thinking about it makes me mad
Geez it was an even bigger clusterfuck than we already knew:
>HOSTAGE Katrina Dawson sustained at least seven gunshot wounds when police stormed Sydney’s Lindt Cafe.
>The inquest into the siege has heard details of the injuries sustained by Ms Dawson, including that a total of 55 grains of bullet fragment were removed from her body.
http://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/siege-victim-katrina-dawson-may-have-been-in-pain-during-hail-of-bullets/news-story/35ec6f29c1afdb58cbe12b884475a641
>>78909101
Lib Dem if they're on the ballot in my area. Liberals otherwise.
Xenophon is a nanny state ban everything NIMBY cunt.
>>78909326
>no good candidates in the ACT
There is literally no point voting at all. The results in both the two house seats and the senate are not in doubt. Most parties don't even bother contesting there any more.
>>78909509
>nanny state ban everything
He just wants to protect the plebs from flushing their dole moneys down the pokies.
>>78909573
Is that really the most important issue we face today? He needs a whole party of his own just to ban pokies? He's a cunt.
>>78909525
pretty much family
Has anyone had a bit of a flutter on various election outcomes?
Personally I use Sportsbet.com.au
Haven't had much of a go this year as I have found I enjoy election night drama less if I have a financial stake in various happenings not happening if you know what I mean.
>>78909101
Re elect Tony pls
Stop the boats
>>78909694
>Is that really the most important issue we face today
It is actually pretty important, although you don't hear about it as much as you used to. But it is fucking sickening what goes on.
>>78909799
>Xenophon actually spending money on shills
Fucks sake, m80. Thats illegal you know.
>>78909861
The shill script his office issues to us doesn't even mention pokies. He has moved on from that anyway.
>Not writing in Abbot as a fuck you to the establishment
I'm disappointed in you cunts
>>78909861
fucking hell libertarians are autists
Prep the Turnbull, cunts.
Pic related is tonight's Q&A panel.
The boong should be good for some muh abos laughs.
Who the fuck are we voting for?
I feel like an idiot telling people I'm voting for Pauline Hanson. Is she really as bad as people say? I might out lib dems first.
>>78909101
liberal democrats, dont know who to preference after that probably just straight to liberal since most small parties may mean well but are filled with absolute dregs
>>78910062
>Is she really as bad as people say?
That is how you know she is good. How they all hate her!
>>78910060
>influential radio broadcaster
>alAN jones
Holy shit, I read Alex and nearly choked.
>>78909101
You don't know Nick Xeonophon until you've done nangs with him.
>>78910083
>filled with absolute dregs
Could have been describing your Liberal Democrats. Libertarians are the most autistic people in the country.
>>78910060
>Boong next to Jones
This could be fun.
>>78910083
Mah nigga.
Probably one nation, then liberal, then meme parties, green and labor.
>>78910060
>Professor of Indigenous Studies
Studying what? A crooked stick?
Turnbulll
Lid dems in senate, with LNP second then some meme right wing partiers to trigger my lefty friends
>>78910138
>nearly choked
That is what happens when Alan Jones corners you in a public toilet stall and forces you to your knees.
>>78910202
Leyonhjelm is a fucking boss, you shut your whore mouth
>people legitimately voting or preferencing liberals to be edgy
>>78910062
a lot here are shoving their tongues up her arse but I honestly doubt shes there for anything other than paycheck + pension
>living in a house of women
>ask them who they are voting for
>probably just greens lol i really care about asylum seekers :)
>later have to explain to them the difference between labor and libs and also difference between house of reps and senate
these are women in their mid fucking 20s and they know absolutely FUCK ALL about how our country is run and couldnt give a fuck either.
the only way the west will be saved is if we stop letting these fucking idiot women vote.
>>78909509
Is there a site which lists the parties in my local area? I can't find anything on Google.
Two red cross doorknocker cunts just tried to tell me that 25% of australian school children are starving wtf is this shit? Super pushy too, wouldn't even fuck off when I said I'm in the middle of dinner.
Anyway hows pauline going?
>>78910252
>Leyonhjelm is a fucking boss
He is all imported American memes and no substance.
Pushes for fag marriage too.
>>78910267
I want my same-sex marriage plebiscite. Fuck the sodomites.
>>78910236
>A crooked stick?
And the big hollow one that you make fart noises in.
>>78910346
Not that I know of.
>>78909101
>Only 5 days to go!
Wait what, really?
Who do I vote for lads? I haven't been paying attention.
I just heard them both pandering to women really pathetically and transparently.
>>78910360
>Pushes for fag marriage too.
Of all the things I dont care about, I dont care about fags the most.
>>78910267
It's literally going to be Libs or labour. Who would you prefer?
>>78910458
Liberal Democrat if you want some rights back and nanny state to fuck off.
>>78910060
>professor in boong studies
Why does autistic shit like this even exist
>>78910343
My sister is volunteering for the greens and I was grilling her so hard on why I should vote for them and she couldn't stand up to any scrutiny.
Absolute rubbish.
lnp lower house
lib dems upper house
>>78910346
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates/
>>78910062
if i were you i wouldnt tell people you are voting for pauline but she is literally the most based woman in australia. the general public know fuck all about her other than she's a mean old racist white woman but she's an absolute top bitch.
>>78910336
lel she's the target of so much hate from the major parties and australian media, she'd be absolutely mad if she was in it for any other reason than her love for this country
>>78910336
>I honestly doubt shes there for anything other than paycheck + pension
She will say what she thinks and stand up for this country. And it takes courage. The major parties ruined her life last time. Had her thrown in jail on trumped up charges.
She deserves a paycheck and pension.
Also
>tfw working for AEC this week organizing postal votes
>will be counting votes sat night
AMA I guess
>>78909775
>Stop the boats
The boats are just a distraction so people don't notice that human trash from africa and the middle east is flooding into the country 'legally'
>>78910355
Why the fuck are we spending 14,000 dollars on painted walkways.
A drop in the bucket sure, but isnt this shit coming outta taxpayer money?
Btw vote 1 ALA or Family First boys.
Christian Democrats
ALA
Can we still throw our votes away on microparties?
Either way I'm not voting for Liberal or Labor. I also don't particularly want to vote for Greens either.
>>78910236
Why even include them? Who fucking cares?
>>78909964
People who vote for Tony Abbot still can, he is standing for re-election.
You realise we don't have a presidential system right?
>>78910132
because she tell the truth
and people don't like it
>>78910578
can you please rig it for pauline?
>voting to destroy the Great Barrier Reef
>Voting for grazing and mining in national parks
>Destroy R&D in the country and continue the brain drain
>Destroy communications infrastructure in the country for decades to come
>Defund and destroy infrastructure investment in general
>Defund public schooling
>Voting to scap the NDIS so crippled children can't get support or education or medical care
>Defunding of Medicare forcing everyone on Private Health Insurance
>Voting to continue Negative Gearing so none of you will be able to afford a house on an average wage
>Voting to continue fracking on peoples personal property against their will completely destroying their lively hood and property valie
>Doing all of this to "Trigger" people on Reddit
Are you all literally autistic or what? The Liberals are legitimately the worst party in this fucking country by a mile. All their policies suck fucking dogshit except for their close landed corporate mates.
Unless you are a property developer or mining conglomerate, there is literally zero reason to vote the Liberal Party.
>>78910689
No, the security & checks are insane. I couldnt so much as sneeze on a ballot without 3 ppl demanding my head.
>>78910060
Does Tanya Plibersek have nothing better to do on a Monday night?
She's on QandA literally every third week
>>78910606
guaranteed the whole show will be her going on about muh treaty and muh invasion
>>78910510
Because the collective sum of human knowledge is largely a collection of small autistic shit that small amounts leak into relevancy.
I have no issue with research positions in the field existing, it'll probably have some relevance to policy. No fucking idea why there are professors though as they implies they are teaching people (i.e. people are studying this sort of stuff). It should really just be a niche in anthropology.
>>78910727
cunt has anyone in this thread actually said they are voting for libs?
>>78910798
>Does Tanya Plibersek have nothing better to do on a Monday night?
I could find something better to do with her.
>>78910466
If you don't want your children growing up in a society where homosexuality is completely normalised, you should care.
Similarly, if you don't want your grandchildren growing up in a society where you can fuck animals and have sex with toddlers, you should also care.
The slippery slope is real. It wasn't all that long ago that homosexuality was illegal in Tasmania. They will keep pushing and pushing until such time as someone pushes back. This is why the Left, in the form of fabian policies, has been so outrageously successful in the last 50 years. They're picking the West apart piece-by-piece. In such small chunks that most people don't give a shit. Especially Australia where political apathy is cultural.
who /notenrolled/ here?
>>78910727
No one is voting liberal first with prepbull in charge faggot. Liberal >Labor and Greens with preferences
>>78910343
Same as my girlfriend
She's 25, she didn't know the difference between the Lower and Upper Houses, is voting for the Greens because "lol I dunno, I'm young"
God bless her, she doesn't know anything about politics but I love her to death
>>78910727
fracking is bad sure, but tell me why I should care about anything else on your list?
public services aren't funded out of smiles and rainbows
>>78910921
I wish I wasn't. But now that I am I don't know how to get off their list.
>>78909101
Can an Aussie bros do a run down of the candidates and their party?
can you imagine how much of a bludge being a professor of abo studies would be? i mean really how much is there to know?
>muh sticks
>muh rock art
>muh invasion
>>78910979
Just do postal voting next time. Makes life a lot easier.
>>78909101
writing in this based mother fucker
>>78910918
>If you don't want your children growing up in a society where homosexuality is completely normalised, you should care.
D-didnt I just say I dont care?
Greens
Labor
Lib Dem (I'd have them higher if they didn't basically have the same medicare policy as the Liberals)
Consumer Rights and No Tolls
Katter
Family First
LNP
dem sausage sizzles tho
>Still don't know who I'm going to vote for
Which party supports 2D Cute lolis?
>>78910957
sounds like my ex gf
;_;
>>78911048
Exactly. One could learn everything there is to know about abos in like a week or two. How the flying fuck can they drag that out into several years worth?
>>78911058
>postal voting
Yeah that's what I did. I forged the witness signature because I don't have contact with other people.
>>78910727
Literally >muh programs: the post
>>78910558
I've only told family members. She's been around for ages and has not achieved and she doesn't really seem like the most organised person. Other than that all her policies are based on common sense.
>>78909228
Alan JONES
Tanya Plebaskank
Mathias "anti-Economic Girlyman" Cormann
And some apparently independent economist.
It's a must watch ep,
>>78910998
Labor: welfare
Liberal: no welfare & maybe jobs
Green: economic & social destruction
One nation: unashamed racism
Lib dem: Guns, gay marriage and low simple tax
Family first: Cruz-lite theocracy
>>78911078
you should care lad
homosexuals are carriers of disease and very likely pedophiles
imagine your kids growing up in a world where they are actually told to trust people who ride around in vans and offer them candy
>>78911113
>Which party supports 2D Cute lolis?
The Rise Up Australia founder looks like he would.
>>78911078
Unfortunate, son. Very unfortunate that you don't care about the mental welfare of your future children. Might as well neck yourself now because having children and successfully raising them is the only reason to live.
>>78910062
everyone I work with is voting for her, even my mum said "I never thought I would be voting for Pauline Hanson" the normies are waking up
>>78911200
Chortled heartily at Pleberskank
>>78910236
Tell him he's dreaming.
>>78911234
Dont be a retard. I'm more worried about muzzies than fags. More worried about the temperature of my next beer than fags.
Itsfuckingnothing.gif
>>78911234
>homosexuals are carriers of disease
[spoiler] HIV/AIDS exists in heterosexuals as well [/spoiler]
>ctrl+f
>type in hinch
>0 of 0
howcome nobody voted for based derryn hinch justice party?
Pauline Hanson! wo00o0o0o0o0o0o000
o0o00o0o0o00o0
http://www.baka.com.au/comment/australia-has-a-strong-case-for-joining-the-eu-20160627-gpsl0t.html
waddaya reckon boys should we join the eu? why not i say
>>78911321
There are likely more homosexuals in Australian than Muslims. Of particular importance, there are significantly more homosexuals in the media, education, academia, and government than Muslims. We are wary of the Jews. We should also be wary of the homosexual because they are just as subversive.
>>78910921
yep. I will vote when its real ie never. Peter Josephs robot will be here soon anyway
>>78911331
He seems all right, looking at his policies
But immigration is front and centre for me, hence ALA
>>78911331
Hinch drew number 1 column on the victorian senate ballot, giving him the coveted donkey vote.
He is actually a pretty good chance.
>>78911321
>Itsfuckingnothing.gif
Yeah it's not like there's a government program to brainwash children into thinking being a fag or tranny is a perfectly normal, healthy lifestyle.
oh wait.
>>78911324
It's pretty rare for a straight person to have HIV/AIDS, and when they do it's usually due to injecting
90% of transmissions are between gay men
Chance of getting HIV from a girl through unprotected sex is something like 1 in 100,000 chance.
>>78911429
Are you gay or Muslim or something. Why do you care so much about men that want to fuck each other in the ass. They arent going to be fucking your ass if you dont want them to.
Worry more about the fucking libtards trying to push abstract genders and have kids "choose" if you want to do something useful
>>78911401
That sounds fuckin shite m8
>>78910606
they have a diversity quota to meet
>>78911596
>1 in 100,000
Well for those of us who have regular sex those odds are pretty scary.
>>78911324
mate do you not realise the alarmingly high rates in which homo males get infected with HIV/AIDS? there is a reason they still cannot donate blood.
>>78911596
>>78911711
Yeah, I'm sure you've had sex thousands of times with HIV positive women
Good on you mate
vote labor if you want a muslim welfare state
>>78911759
A yes
B no
>>78911620
>Why do you care so much about men that want to fuck each other in the ass.
Red herring. Their sexual activities are irrelevant. What matters is these people are overwhelmingly Leftist and have made a concentrated effort to infest areas of strategic importance needed to promote their lifestyle.
>Worry more about the fucking libtards trying to push abstract genders and have kids "choose" if you want to do something useful
You mean homosexuals like Penny Wong? Homosexuals like Roz Ward (co-founder of safe schools)? Those people?
>>78911711
>those of us who have regular sex
delet this
>>78911714
So don't have sex with a homo male then faggot
Don't kid yourselves, Aussies.
You're the Canada of Britain. You're gonna vote for the Aussie Trudeau. Someone has to be the designated cuck country.
>>78911872
You a virgin?
>>78911889
Turnbull is closer to David Cameron
Conservative nominally, but painfully centrist and better described as cuckservative
I want to vote One Nation as 1st preference but as much as I don't like Muslims and poos I fear that the bogans are going to get a bigger voice if the anti-Muslim movement gains more traction.
I fucking destest nothing more than the scum bogans with their dirty appearance, annoying voices and low IQs. Why is Australia the only country without an /fa/ right-wing? European and UK right-wing parties are effay as fuck.
My preferences:
Libs > Greens > Labor (fuck Shorten).
Not sure were to put the meme parties. After Libs or before Libs? Does it matter? I didn't vote last election because I wasn't registered. Just to be clear - my vote for the libs isn't any less powerful if I put them after a bunch of meme parties right?
>>78910360
He also thinks businesses and churches should be able to tell them to fuck off without repercussions.
>>78911889
>Aussie Trudeau
And this is who exactly
>>78911941
no i just dont have sex on the reg
>>78911858
I demand a pic of your hand. Youre a muzzie.
>>78910837
>boongs not human
Fuck research grants for that shit they have not contributed to society in any way. Their entire existence is a joke, fuck keeping them around.
>>78912010
>I fear that the bogans are going to get a bigger voice
Kill yourself you elitist poofter.
>>78912035
Are you ugly?
>>78912010
holy fuck you are a tosser mate
if we didnt have 'bogans' there would literally be no one in this country who would actively protest against islam. you do realise this dont you?
>>78912030
di natale i guess
>>78912046
Nigger, Muslims are a non-issue in Australia. This isn't Europe. We should be far more concerned about the fucking chinks. Besides, most Muslim males are homosexual paedophiles.
>>78912010
Why do you need to feel so elitist for?
>>78912030
All candidates. Aus politics are a meme.
>>78912123
nah im a solid 8 mate. just a shut in.
>>78912010
>LE FUG LE BOGAMS XD XD
Am I the only one pro-free trade for Australia?
I feel like our circumstances are a lot different to the US (where I support restricted trade on certain goods). I think with free(er) trade, lower taxes and some of the Libs policy goals our economy would look pretty good in the coming years.
>>78912046
>hurr durr he doesn't like gay pieces of shit corrupting children
>he must be a muslim
Mate you are a fucking retard.
>>78912180
>a solid 8 inches mate
If I was a solid 8 I would be out on the town.
>>78911889
>Canada of Britain
Try New Zealand
>>78912166
>coming from the country whose election is based entirely on identity politics and not policy.
kk bruv
>>78912240
>pro-free trade
Not if it means a billion immigrants every year and shitty fake "Service" jobs which will disappear with a puff of wind replacing the manufacture of real things.
>>78912010
>siding with muslims over true-blue aussies
Fucking kill yourself cunt
>>78912258
4chan are my only friends atm
>>78912267
New Zealand is the Canada of Britain's Canada.
Are you having proper elections or is this local shit?
Vote Mad Katter
>>78912406
Same here friend.
thing is, I have zero problem with telling kids that its okay to be gay or trans.
but they're picking entirely the wrong age to tell them that, instead of telling them that its okay during primary school as a part of basic sex ed
it should be covered in high school in secondary sex ed, that is the age when young homos and trannies are confused because puberty activates their neurological conditions and just being told that "its okay to be that way if thats what you are" would alleviate teen angst and reduce suicides as well as being old enough to realise their actions.
reasonable compromise?
I don't even know how to vote this time. Did they change it or something? I kept seeing and hearing ads on the tele and radio but never paid attention.
Do I still have to rank every party from 1 to whatever?
Do I go Family First > Lib Dem > rest of the meme parties based entirely off their name > Liberal > Labour > Greens?
>>78912468
Federal election
A few right wing meme parties are about to be elected to the Senate
Katter is overrated
>>78912468
Federal election Turnbull vs Shorten.
>Vote Mad Katter
Solid advice.
QandA thread when?
>>78912468
The real deal m8
>>78912518
only the senate form changed, you need to vote at least 6 numbers above the line
>>78912518
Your vote would be /pol/ approved but could be improved by putting more racist meme parties higher up
>>78912468
Full election on Saturday, it's a double dissolution as well so all senators are up as well (normally it's only half that go up as their terms are two election cycles)
>>78912505
what brought you down this path?
>>78912134
>>78912163
>>78912194
>>78912370
t. bogan.
at least Shorten is not completely retarded like Trudeau
How fast is the coup going to be this time?
>>78912619
>could be improved by putting more racist meme parties higher up
I genuinely don't know any parties outside of those 5 and will vote for them entirely based off how memey their names are.
Seriously considering just signing in then instantly leaving.
For the first time I can recall I honestly don't care and can't muster the energy to even pretend. Both parties are as unappealing as each other and the differences are virtually indiscernible.
>>78912510
>thing is, I have zero problem with telling kids that its okay to be gay or trans.
You're fucked in the head then. They don't just tell kids it's ok (it isn't) they actively encourage it and even hide it from the parents.
Enjoy finding out that the school has been encouraging your kid to be gay and hooking them up with adult gays in chat rooms for 6 months while hiding it from you.
>>78912645
You're worse than a typical Green voter
Elitist as fuck and full of assumptions, thinking that your vote should count for more because you're so enlightened
Sad
>>78909436
>55 grains
>3.6 grams
>7 times
What did they shoot her with, an .177 air rifle?
>>78912625
>what brought you down this path?
I had abusive shitty parents who turned me into a introverted retard.
I dropped out of uni because of muh anxiety etc.
Drifted away from what few friends from HS I had.
Became a loner who got more and more strangeand depressed the longer isolated I was.
Am now basically fucked permanently.
>>78912751
>Both parties
When is this meme going to die?
Do some fucking research and vote for a minor party you dumb fuck
>>78912550
So a faggot vs a bleeding heart
good luck
Not like it matters, you'll have had 3 new leaders by the time our elections roll through
>>78912134
>>78912163
>>78912194
>>78912370
I understand his point though, and while I support bogans over fucking muslims and chinks every day of the week, if the anti-Islamic movement is dominated by uneducated violent fellas, (I do understand in this day and age the left is more violent) then it isn't great for the image of the movement, which is crucial in attracting the normies and the moderates.
>>78912751
give some smaller parties some love
means they get funding and scare both the Libs and Labor into adopting policies
>>78912837
>you'll have had 3 new leaders by the time our elections roll through
Am I supposed to care? Act like this is some big point score to "the kiwis"?
Boring.
>>78910062
Just think of the memes and massive leftist butthurt for the next 6 years of senator hanson
Aussie citisen living in New Zealand. Only have an Aussie IP because I'm visiting my sister.
Sell me on whoever you're voting for.
why the fuck did you retards get rid of Tone
>>78912553
I'm alive this time, so I'll be posting it between 9.20-25.
>>78912920
I'm just reassuring you, it doesn't matter if the choices are shit because they'll get slung out anyway
>>78912970
His mistress was running the country
>>78912800
mate that's the pits, i'm sorry your life has been so shitty. makes my life seem like beer and skittles in comparison. but don't trick yourself into thinking you're fucked permanently. you can always improve your situation if you have the willpower to do it.
where are you from?
>>78910343
>>78910514
>>78910957
yes they are fucking retarded but do you want you know is more retarded you fucking morons voting for LIBS
>>78912976
Thanks mate, need some relief after seeing an ALA member and a Greens member going at it today at pre-polling.
>>78912970
we didn't, Ruddy was trying to get laws passed last election to prevent the leadership swapping but people voted Tone
I voted today, deliberately to add to the numbers of people voting before the campaign is over.
1 Green
2–6 Memes
7 Lab
8 Lib
Senate was BTL. Preferenced Pirate Party, Greens, VoteFlux, ALP in order
>>78912645
>>78913108
When the fuck did I say I was voting for Libs dipshit?
>>78912970
tOne~️abt
said this and i quote
Tony Abbot:Yes. I've had girls look visibly disappointed and tell their friends afterwards. I once went home with a girl from a club who refused to sleep with me when she saw my penis. A week later, everybody at the club was talking about how small my penis is. I was distraught at the time, but soon became aroused by the idea of girls laughing at it. It turns me on to think that these beautiful women know how small my penis is and think it couldn't satisfy them, especially in a culture where we're told that women desire large penises. In addition to this, when I am in a relationship, I often fantasize about my partner lusting after men with large penises and cuckolding me, making me watch them have sex.
>>78913150
What did your bull think of your votes?
>>78913095
>you can always improve your situation if you have the willpower to do it.
Just be yourself, I know. I have tried (and failed) too many times now. I have accepted my fate.
I would kill myself but it would destroy my mother. She wasn't a very good mother but she is attached to me.
>where are you from?
It doesn't matter friend.
greens
just not libs really.
fuck shes cute lads.
>>78913108
I'm voting Labor.
All of the greens good policies are also labor policies, that's why they are jumping into the social justice bullshit this election.
>>78909101
I voting independent so we have a HUNG PARLIAMENT!!
>>78911112
>greens first
kill yourself faggot
>>78910599
>Btw vote 1 ALA or Family First boys.
We will stop the Islamisation of Australia and end divisive multiculturalism
We will stop the Islamisation of Australia and end divisive multiculturalism
We will stop the Islamisation of Australia and end divisive multiculturalism
We will stop the Islamisation of Australia and end divisive multiculturalism
ALA LADS
>>78910798
>next leader of the Labor Party
>getting in some ABC face time with the party base.
>>78913119
>seeing an ALA member and a Greens member going at it today at pre-polling
Were they fucking or fighting?
>>78909101
lmao
>>78913305
whats the ALA stance on gay marriage the republic and capitalism?
>>78913150
>VoteFlux
>>78913305
ALA needs to lose the Christian part of it to be taken seriously. That is why One Nation is polling so good at the moment.
>>78911112
Greens is the most pro-feminism group in that list.
> End your life mate
>>78913347
>nobody is allowed to disagree with me because it hurts my feelings
The worst part is people actually agree with that stance
QLD senate look good lads?
1. One nation
2. Lib dem
3. Kap
4. Rise up
5. Shooters
6. Family first
>>78913236
She's a gronk mate!
>>78913366
From memory...
No to gay marriage, yes to capitalism, not sure about republic
>>78913236
You have to have a big dick to have a chance with her. She is a size queen.
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>>78913391
>One Nation is polling so good at the moment
Are they?
>>78913413
All have same ALP social values though! they will probably vote for gay marriage so the homo's can adopt babies.
>>78913150
>VoteFlux
haven't even implemented their software yet. and the bosses are supposed to be blockchain devs.
>>78913413
Lib Dem too high. Katter should be second.
>>78913150
I hope you aren't trolling
your votes are 2007 Aus /b/core
>>78913218
thats not what i meant man. improving your life is all about building self confidence, and to do this you need to find shit you love that you can feel proud of being good at. for me it's sports. sports is a pretty good one because you can do it all by yourself and it also makes your confidence go up by making you look better. have you ever tried swimming, running or lifting weights or anything?
dont kill yourself mate, australia needs every meme party voter it can get.
>>78913533
*I hope you are trolling
>>78913413
forgot ALA,slot in at 4 family first dropped
Our Australia stands for individual liberty, small government, Western values, social fairness and an integrated multi-ethnic society. Our Australia has no place for big government, racism, moral relativism, divisive multiculturalism or tolerance for the intolerant. Migrants do not dream of a new life in Australia because we are a Socialist, Islamic or tribal society. Migrants come for the freedom, justice and prosperity only Western civilisation creates
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>>78913346
The two slags jumped at each other but the AEC officials broke it up before either could do any significant damage. It started from the Greens member saying that Syria became the way it is from Global warming turning the landscape into a desert and the ALA member told her she was a full blown fuckwit. I would've joined her but I had other party members there with me.
>tfw you see a Greens supporter get hit in the face
>>78912779
Pieces big enough to be removed. You have to consider that these were not necessarily direct hits and most likely include ricochets and shrapnel passing through other targets.
>>78910957
>tfw girlfriend is redpilled and voting one nation
>>78913523
Lib dems seem like a anarchist type of party! pretty much no government at all!
>>78909101
>Does it matter?
No, rofl.
Before you rant at me, I'm not voting Liberal.
But for those voting Labor, you do realise that Shorten wouldn't see out his term, and therefore Plibersek would become PM? She is effectively a greenie, but joined the Labor Party to actually get some power. She even disagrees with boat turnbacks, and would no doubt succumb to internal party pressure and reverse the policy position.
Fucken oath lads I don't want her to become PM
>>78913500
I've been prepolling for weeks now and they seem to be getting the most attention from what I've seen. But again it is QLD.
>>78913592
this is what separates pauline hanson's one nation from all these fucking cuckservatives
>>78913592
Civic Nationalists
Wait a second. What if this is what is supposed to happen. What if they wanted us to want these three people from the beginning. First Brexit, now the Australia-Trump dude probably wins, then what if Trump wins. Thats like some crazy weird occurrence that a chinese arts-and-crafts image board would somehow magically pick all of the same types of people that then go onto win their respective offices.
What if we shouldnt be doing this. What if we're wrong??
Have any of the parties said anything about fixing the schools? All politics is pointless if you just fuck yourself into an unwinnable situation 10 years down the road where everyone is brainwashed to vote left.
>>78913218
lad.
you're the same as me, except i'm still soldiering on in uni lmao. doing a shitty law degree with barely any friends is shit. barely scraping a C right now. i'm not networking at all, just anime and games. fuckkkkkkkkk
>>78913592
Whose party line is that?
>>78913710
>now the Australia-Trump dude probably wins
what
>>78912180
So we are clear, most people who are a 6 think they are an 8.
Don't feel bad, it's a bias you will probably never admit to having until you realise just how far down the totem pole you are.
>>78909101
I know fuck all about Aussie politics.
Who are the main candidates?
Do they respect Her Majesty?
>>78913710
>Americans
>>78913710
WHAT IF WERE DOING I MEAN WOOPS
>>78913523
True leyonlel isnt in qld anyway
>>78913541
I lift weights and go for a walk each morning.
>Who are you voting for mates?
Probably Labour. I don't like it but as many Liberal members need to be unseated as possible to stop the horrible shit they're gonna do.
>Who do you think will win?
Anyone but the coalition would be seen as a somewhat positive position for me.
>Does it matter?
YES. Liberal is planning to remove penalty rates and remove 54 billion from medicare. It's insane what they could get away with if people vote Liberal and give them a majority.
>>78913749
ALA
>>78913689
Civic nationalism is pretty dumb. In Canada its literally a meme. Maybe its better in Australia because at least you are a real country. Canada is so divided regionally it cannot be called a unified country.
Thinking of drawing a picture of a Jew puppeteer controlling Prepbull and Shorten on my HoR ballot because there are no respectable candidates in my electorate who deserve my vote. What are the changes of them tracing my fingerprints and putting me on a (((database))) or something similar?
>>78913607
Excellent thats funny shit! smash them greenies
>>78913763
does leaving or staying in the commonwealth really change anything lads?
the brits dun goofed with the brexit shit, tho the economic effects seem a little overblown for now (don't they have 2 year period to transition out of EU?).
>>78913773
Wait how did I get here what was sad??
>>78913607
>Greens member saying that Syria became the way it is from Global warming
Strewth.
>>78913413
>One nation
Are you actually retarded or just pretending? Didn't you banana bending pansies learn anything from Palmer? Pauline Hanson is a money grubbing goy.
When she lost in the 90's she immediately bought a fish and chip shop. She then filled it with fucking Asians.
>>78913809
Vote for Family First or Christian Democrats, I guarantee you there's one of them in your electorate
Even if they don't win, it sends a message that you're fed up with the major parties
>>78913809
* What are the chances
>>78913623
Fat girls are often red pilled.
>>78913656
>But for those voting Labor, you do realise that Shorten wouldn't see out his term,
Oh no he might do what our last 3 Prime ministers will do that changed absolutely nothing within their internal politics because we vote for parties and not for their leaders? say it ain't so!
>>78913781
what are your lifts bro?
>>78913763
Have 2 parties that switch every now and then when they piss people off enough and lots of meme parties
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>>78913853
Bingo thread is up! >>78913933
>>78913656
If your not voting lib PLEASE make sure you know where your candidates preferences are going.I have a great fear the leftwing have rigged it so they get all preferences..its the only way they ever get elected.
>>78909101
Vote for the Abbo party.
Give the land back to the noonga people
could the animal justice party get a seat in the senate?
>>78913897
The fact is that leaders control the parties, and Labor is completely divided with the leftand right faction. The only reason Plibersek is vice is because she is the de facto leader of the left faction. Her political views are completely different to mine, thus I won't for them.
>>78913763
Basically every party is republican but they're too lazy to do shit all about it
>>78913855
Greenies are full blown retard.
>If you vote for ALA you support 'muh holocaust'
>Vote for a compassionate party
>(insert ALA or Rise up candidate) Is literally Hitler
aus/pol/ is always right
