Angela Merkel reportedly has a fear of dogs after getting attacked, so Putin finds the biggest Labrador possible and arranges for it to enter the room while in a meeting with her, in Russia.
What a terrific guy, frightening innocent women.
>>78833334
This is why women should not be leaders. They are pathetic and weak.
>>78833334
>Labrador
You mean those big lazy dogs that people buy because they're good with children and other pets? Putin is a monster.
>>78833334
based tsar
>>78833334
Alpha as fuck.
Britain really needs a man like this right now.
>>78833475
>innocent
>>78833596
It's going to be amazing when Clinton and Trump have their first debate, standing side by side in front of the crowd. Clinton and her 5'4 height will look absolutely pathetic and unpresidential next to a true alpha among alphas, Trump, and his magnificent 6'2 self.
>>78833950
>mmm smells fishy
>>78833334
>implying she's scared of the dog and not him
that fat old dog is a qt.
>you will never use it as a pillow
> That quote
> That fucking smug face
He knew the whole time
Know who else is irrationally scared of dogs? Muslims.
Merkel is just trying to get into the mindset of her voting base.
>get attacked by a dog
>fear all dogs forever
>everybody feels sympathy for you
>get attacked by a muslim
>>78833334
Absolutly Based.
Didnt you know?
Thats why she imported all the Muslims and plans to replace all native Germans
As Muslims dont like Dogs, she will be free of them finally
>>78833334
Starting to love Japan posters.
I swear to god I fucking love putin sometimes
>>78833334
look at his smug fucking face
madman knew it the whole time
I wish we had putin
>>78833334
>dogs: man's best friend
>islam hates dogs
>merkel hates dogs
>>78833475
>Merkel
>Innocent
The worst part is you know her whole attack was probably her being a spoiled brat to a dog who finally got sick of her abusing it and then finally snapped at her, only leaving a small scratch.
>>78833334
>feelsbadman
Dogs are our true companions.
>>78834823
A figure like Putin would never have been allowed to rise in the UK.
>>78834854
My dog instinctually barks at brown people. It's annoying when I order a pizza in. He's fine with chinese, blacks, whites but as soon as he sees a brown, he loses his shit.
>>78834854
really makes you think...
>>78833334
honestly the anti-putin propaganda is starting to fail, the U.S. general population is starting to like Russia
>>78834255
Nigga she gonna be on a step stool it wont look much different.
>>78834716
They have a good, dry sense of humour
>>78833334
Makes sense she wouldn't like dogs, her being a Muslim and all.
>>78833596
Holy shit, the next US president looks just like my grandmother
fucking pathetic
>>78833950
It's not even that big.
>>78835045
This can't be mere coincidence, I hear all the time about dogs who hate blacks
>>78835167
Maybe behind the podium but they have to walk out front and stand next to each other for show and such first. Unless they rig it in her favor and they never are side by side
>>78833334
That's Koni you dumb shit. He received that dog as a gift and she is extremely loyal and sweet. She has broken into meetings and even public speeches before just to hang out with Vladimir.
She's there for basically all of his meetings. If Angela doesn't like it, that's her problem. Koni is a fucking bro.
>>78833334
>djokovic and federer in the same half
EVERY FUCKING TIME
WHY
>>78835001
>that puffy vulva
>>78835395
>>78835395
>why is my dog a racist
it's an actual search term on google. Dogs know.
>>78835001
muh dik
>>78833950
>comes near her
>>78835603
>sweden
>>78835395
My german shephard absolutely hated black people.
Couldn't have any black friends over because she would chase them away.
>>78834989
>I've never been viciously attacked by dogs.
I still love dogs but they can be fuckin' mean too. Got a set o' jaws on'em, boyo.
>>78835001
I didnt even realize there was an elephant on that picture
>putin trolls merkel with black lab- the friendliest most energetic dogs in existence
>>78833891
>Large Black
why wasn't she ok with this?
>>78833475
>innocent
You what mate?
>>78835248
well, they need to try to keep their sanity when they aren't teaching dirty chinks english...
>>78836135
woudl care to shedule a coastal constitutional with
>>78835992
I know how dogs work. What I'm saying is that her attack was probably minimal and probably cause by her being a spoiled bitch.
>>78836135
But that's the elephant in the room?
>>78833475
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>>78833334
HAHAHAAHA Putin with the bants
It's funny because Putin in fillipino literally means penis
>>78835395
>>78835951
it simply explains, all animals are afraid of is not typical, if the dog grew up with white people, and most of the time with them, black unusual for her.
>>78836135
wow id love to see her get BLACKED
>>78834604
underrated post
>>78836674
>gaivqfoI
Gay fool
>>78836577
>the Philippines
>relevant
putin reminds me of pepe irl
>>78834604
Someone should spam tweet #NOTALLDOGS to merkels twitter
>>78836577
>a fucking pinoy immigrant posting from Australia
fucking cliche
>>78836602
She had no problem with mexicans, asians, or mixed people, it was weird.
>>78833334
Labrador is bro tier, they never attack anyone. The may bark if they're trained to, but it's a 1/1000 chance they will attack an human. People even let babies play with them.
>>78836834
>>78836966
Have some (You)'s
>>78836931
dogphobia and literally xenophobia.
I'm all for #notalldogs
she can't have a phobia for dogs just because one attacked her!!
>>78837150
except that's bullshit, my friend had a chunk taken out of her leg by a chocolate lab when she was younger, and the white lab across the street acts very aggressively and I have to chase it off my property.
>>78836577
it means "little fag" in spanish
>>78837220
finally i see the light. I'm a #ShillForPhil now
>>78833596
Those fucking kankles.
>>78836674
>>78836135
Would love to see her get TRUNKED
>>78837503
That's so weird because "little fag" translates to Filipino in English. It goes full circle, kind of crazy eh?
>>78833334
his smug expression in that picture is really what sells it
>>78836602
When I read this in a Russian accent it makes sense.
>>78833475
>innocent
>>78835603
learn anatomy you swedish virgin
>>78833334
>that smug ass look on his face
Also 1 away from quints
>>78837878
fine, FUPA then homeslice
>>78833475
Shiet, i did it.
>>78837968
yes its a fine mon pubis
I can't see her fear improving, having been further BTFO by a particularly savage bulldog again this week.
>>78833475
Mess with the Bear, you get the horns.
>>78836602
Trust me, some dogs have seen a hell lot of blacks, and they still don't like them one bit
>>78836572
Effort acknowledged
>>78833334
He did the same thing to GWB but with horses. Bush was spooked by horses whichever as part of the reason he was never pictured next to one at the ranch. I'm surprised we haven't seen pictures of him with Obama staged next to a swimming pool.
>>78838177
fat_mons
>>78835001
What the fuck even is that
>>78835001
>>78835603
>>78835775
>>78836135
@silkelephant
>>78838280
>>78833475
>woman
>>78838545
that's a thai restaurant
>>78836290
shes a racist
>>78833864
This.
Anyone who's scared of a black labrador is a little bitch.
Muslims are most afraid of BLACK dogs as they represent demons.
Makes me wonder about Merkel
>>78838721
instagram .com/silkelephant/
>>78837220
Fucking dog eaters
>>78833475
Fpwp
>>78838621
I've seen her berginia
She was a butter face in her prime
>>78834854
Dogs have an extra sense that can detect the presence of angels and demons. If you have a dog in your house, it prevents angels from bringing blessings to your home.
Muslims don't hate dogs, some people keep them for security outside their houses.
>>78833334
That Labrador reminds me of the black American pitbull dog I used to have which was of a similar height and build.
Despite the breed my dog wasn't violent and was fairly tame since my family wasn't shit heads with looking after the dog which is why pitbulls usually have a bad reputation for literally ripping other dogs apart, mauling, etc.
Also liked how Putin looked at his dog like some prized motor bike and the dog seemed friendly enough from the pic from this post >>78833950 where the dog clearly wants a pat to the head.
>>78834716
There's only one Japanese poster: Hiroyuki Nishimura. He's been lurking /pol/ and getting red pilled all this time.
>>78834716
they've always been the best posters
>>78833334
dogs are disgusting and have no place in a professional meeting, pretty disrespectful.
>>78839013
aww reality is never as beautiful as our imagination
but thanks bro! gdjob
>>78835336
> Shillary
> next US president
> kek
>>78834854
>dog attacked merkel
>dog bark at muslims
>...hitler loved dogs
can I haz godwin point?
>>78839550
Well, there was already a woman there anyway...
>>78835497
was
>>78833334
sounds like it's right out of Trump's playbook
>>78834255
>thinks Clinton will ever be on a stage with Trump
don't hold your breath
>>78833334
I think it was accidental, OP. Black labs are good-natured, smart dogs. If it were a nigger dog like pic related it would be different
>>78833475
Overrated desu
>>78837220
Don't you have some rice to harvest before monsoon season
>>78833334
proof that she's true mudslime.
She's afraid of dogs as much of mudshits
>>78836135
good man
>>78833334
fucking awesome. Why is PUTIN so,so, AWESOME? Gotta learn Russian to write this man and tell him just how based he is.
>>78836135
What's up with that phantom ass?
>>78833334
I want based Putin rape that bitch
>>78834000
Lold
>>78836834
Only relevant when I'm trying to get a coffee.
>>78845545
It's not a phantom ass, look its just the light on the jeans, its still her ass boyo
>>78836572
To;dr still impressed
>>78833475
>innocent women.
flooding her how people with refugees to be raped
cunt deserved to be raped by dogs
>>78834823
of course, you complement each other so nicely
imagine how boring it would be without russia
Alpha as fuck.
This is how you assert your dominance boys.
MADMAN
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>>78835648
I'm black and my dog loves me. What does my dog not know that other dog do?
>>78833334
he only looks so big because he's closer to the camera
>>78839420
>Despite the breed my dog wasn't violent and was fairly tame since my family wasn't shit heads with looking after the dog which is why pitbulls usually have a bad reputation for literally ripping other dogs apart, mauling, etc.
No, they have a reputation for that because that's what they were bred to do.
You can never trust a pitbull, ever. They're no different from having a wild hyena.
