So what do we do now that KEK has clearly shown that He favors us?
What's the next step in our masteplan?
>>78831119
We retire George 'cash the buck, don't give a fuck' Soros. His time has come.
>>78831865
>cash the buck, don't give a fuck
That's a nickname appropriate for approximately all the jews.
>>78831119
Listen Mexico, we don't decide what Kek wants. His will is done subconsciously through shit posters
>>78832193
PRAISE HIS NAME!
PRAISE HIS MEME!
But we can still channel the power He desides to bestow upon us.
They're on our side,if anyone hasn't noticed the obvious yet desu
>>78832099
He is a Jew and he shall not sit at highest spot. They are all the same.
Take down Aziz
>>78832371
That diarrhea squirt is not worthy of being annihilated by Lord Kek.
A small /k/ squad will suffice.
>>78832365
But Latvia, Soros is one the highest sorcerers of the cult of Shekeltot the shekels-grabber (aka the foreskin-taster or the oven-avoider).
I don't think we're ready for a jewishness of that caliber. We could focus on Shillary first.
>>78832824
In pic related Shillary has been taken care of. I think we need to step up the game senpai if we want to stand a chance against the so called overlords
Bump.
The more we talk about it the faster it will come
>>78831119
>Our master plan
No anon, its His master plan. Kek will guide our hands into combat, dont worry (no charge for them)
>>78833098
We would need a rolling megathread of 5,000+ replies to have a chance against a magister of Soros' magnitude.
At the next megathread we must take our chance. I wonder what would've happened if we took the immense meme energy generated during the Brexit shitstorm and channeled it against Soros...
>>78833817
Meme Magic is not strong enough to fight jewish cabala, at least not yet. We need more energy. We must make normies channel Meme Magic without knowing it, through faceberg, 9fag, twitter
>>78834318
Is... is this why Pepe was granted to the infidel normies?
Was it all part of Kek's plan? I thought memes were being normified and weakened, instead... they were spreading like a virus... Oh my Kek...
>>78833817
The habbedings will keep coming. We have to usher that energy
At this point we need a 24/7 general
FUCKING BUMP LADS
>>78835867
KEK GENERAL: the newest manifestations of Kek's power.
God damnit this thread is reeking with cringe
>>78836450
No u
>>78836450
You bumped it spaz
Praise KEK.
>>78837807
Shut up Mexico.
Praise KEK.
>>78833817
>>78833098
We are but meager servants of KEK (QEK). He has given us his boon and has made himself manifest many times.
KEK is a chaotic God, but it appears we have earned favor from him in reawakening him, bringing his name back to light after thousands of years.
For this reason, as his chosen people (Kekholds) we must spread his message far and wide.
The more people mention his name, he grows in power.
The more frog memes are posted, he grows in power.
KEK speaks to us through the memes and through repeating digits. Always be alert and seek out his messages wherever they may lie.
Always PRAISE HIM whenever possible. This is very important. Meme magic is building at a wild rate right now, we cannot let this be slowed.
>>78839171
PRAISE KEK!
PRAISE HIS MEME!
kek is not with you
>>78831119
I wonder if Satan gets any breaks either. At least you guys are having fun with this.
Too bad it's even less real than you were pretending it was.
>>78839360
PRAISE KEK!
>>78839557
Shh, it is alright
>>78839557
SILENCE, YOU HEATHEN!
>>78839533
Kek is with whomever praises His memetic greatness and is willing to use His power to foster chaos.
>>78839171
PRAISE OUR MIGHTY LORD KEK
>>78831119
The anons here will not believe me but I think I'm in the same situation as that fellow burger. In the last 20 posts here, at least half have been either one off (for trips, quads or quints) or plain gets.
Kek is weird sometimes.
>>78839868
You were BTFO the moment Trudeau was elected. KEK's will is to get rid of syrup slurpers
>>78839861
DON'T QUESTION HIS MEMETIC BLESSINGS, EMBRACE THEM!
>>78839868
>dumb heathens not realizing that by bumping this thread with their infidel drivel they're making KEK stronger
He controls everything. Even you.
The meme energy must be focussed towards getting Trump in the white house
>>78831119
>all repeating digits posts by same ID
isn't it more likely it was just a mod messing with people? seems a little too perfect. smells fishy.
>>78840092
That happened way before you... newfriends started "worshiping" your rare pepe. Last I recall, nothing of note has happened in Canada. A cat got stuck in a tree, it was mildly warm, the special forces started recruiting again, and a Junebug got caught on someone's windshield.
>>78840207
I made your tulpa stronger, neat.
>>78840614
Keke smells like chaos and butthurt, not fishy.
>>78840656
>it was mildly warm
>>78841221
kek
>>78841221
Is all of Canada burning?
>no leaf sempai
Is it hot somewhere in Alberta?
>yes leaf sempai
There's a difference between a now-contained forest fire, and a raging flame erection.
Wait I know we're focusing the magic on trump right now but what should we focus it on after the inauguration?
I say helping Europe remove kebab.
>>78831119
>same id on most gets
>blatant scriptfag detected
nothing to see here
>>78841986
Not all Canada, no, just a tenth of it. Nothing.
>now-contained forest fire
>contained
I want leaves to LEAVE.
>>78842686
Script is the name blind sheeps give to KEK the chaotic, the merciless, the everhating, the bringer of butthurt, the dispenser of memes.
>so excited over scrypt
you can't force meme magic like this.
>>78843025
Your flag looks like it was drawn by a colorblind kindergartener.
>>78842783
Yes, a tenth. Of flat fucking nowhere-land next to some fucking oil sands that cost more to refine than they're worth. Learn your god-damned geography, you KUCK.
http://srd.web.alberta.ca/fort-mcmurray-area-update
>As of 10 a.m. today the Fort McMurray Forest Area has 5 active wildfires
>Firefighters were able to extinuish eight fires
>One is BEING HELD and four are UNDER CONTROL
soundsfinetome
>>78843648
>leaf getting this mad at being proven wrong
Kek really is in this thread.
>Hugbox Safe Space Alt-Right Board content is 99% Alt-Right memes
>Every single repeating digit is magic from a Frog god and not a matter of probability due to you virgins spamming this board 24/7
Kill yourselves.
>>78843648
>soundsfinetome
Nigger you just had a 3 months fire that your cuck of a PM couldn't in any way defeat because he was too busy
1) flooding the country with shitskins that want to convert or rape&kill you,
2) refusing actual countries offers for help and instead importing nigger firefighters that then immediately went on strike for more gibsmedat
And you say that everything is fine?
My poor little leaf, you're going to be assraped by a lot more than a simple apocalyptic forest fire, in the next years.
>>78832099
>>78839533
>>78839700
>>78840277
>>78844366
>all these dubs
Praise Dat Kek!!!!
>>78844709
KEK IS WITH US
>>78844860
Dat Kek is with us!!!
We are but meager servants of KEK (QEK). He has given us his boon and has made himself manifest many times.
KEK is a chaotic God, but it appears we have earned favor from him in reawakening him, bringing his name back to light after thousands of years.
For this reason, as his chosen people (Kekholds) we must spread his message far and wide.
The more people mention his name, he grows in power.
The more frog memes are posted, he grows in power.
KEK speaks to us through the memes and through repeating digits. Always be alert and seek out his messages wherever they may lie.
Always PRAISE HIM whenever possible. This is very important. Meme magic is building at a wild rate right now, we cannot let this be slowed
>>78839868
Your judgement will arrive when you least expect.
As your greatest moment of triumph turns into ash.
That is the functioning of Kek's judgement.
>>78845202
Praise Dat Kek!!!! May His Unicycle guide us!!!
>>78843879
>proven wrong
>the only one providing a source to claims
Shit son.
>>78844366
Again... I don't think you guys understand how underwhelming that fire actually was. Or the fate of the refugees who were "accepted". More than half of them are probably going to be shuffled around from country to country in the next year, and the rest are in butt-fuck-nowhere towns/cities providing an economic bonus to the housing sectors, if nothing else. And those firebeaters got to play with hoses instead of beating fires out. It's all going over your head and up your ass or something.
But this is a KEK thread on /pol/, so
>excuse me while I sip from my (s)mug
>>78845932
>r-really guise it was s-so underwhelming... just mildly warm... and our pm is s-such a cool guy haha we l-love muslims
It's okay to cry, leaf. Let it go.
>>78846233
>still not wrong about the fires
>didn't say anything about PM
>didn't say I had any feelings on the refugees
Shit, fuck arguing about nothing. I want to see how many times you reply, Dagowop. Keep this cancer up.
PRAISE KEK!
Trump confirmed next president.
>>78847029
As you wish. Keep bumping, leaf-kun. That will make your self-delusions true. :^)
>>78847252
>praise kek
>not a delusion
>>78847414
Infidels bumps are still bumps.
check these
>>78831119
Maybe there is something to this Kek malarkey
>>78848081
And another convert is born.
>>78847705
>come see this thread
>dumb niggers inside
It's not even on the second page.
>>78848238
Kek is modest. Kek is humble.
>>78848515
This is why Kek is a cuck.
>>78849071
KEK will exact your tribute in poo and butthurt soon, canadacuck.
Soon.
But in the meantime HE is using you to bump this thread.
>>78849594
>come see the niggers
>>78849737
>persisting in being this unfunny
You seem spiritually hurt, probably by your country's cuckness. Do you come here asking for KEK's help?
>>78839171
doing keks work my friend
PRAISE KEK
>>78849961
>come seek the niggers
This must be some kind of fetish.
>>78850159
>putting niggers and fetish in the same post
Hmm...
>>78850290
But, I am an actual nigger. And so are you.
>>78850544
>But, I am an actual nigger
This explains a lot. Niggers tend to be infidels.
Thankfully KEK made me white as snow and blonde too.
>>78851021
But according to your false god, my post was fact. Your tulpa was with me on your being a nigger shitskin from Italy.
I am Satan, and you are Judas. Now, kiss.
>>78851381
>according to your false god, my post was fact
I don't think you understand the theology of KEK.
Kek deals in trips or more. He doesn't concern himself with lowly dubs.
>>78851734
I think there are several sects of cuck, then. The last one said I would die for my treason the day after.
That was a month ago.
You may want to get on that, worshiper of numbers and memes.
>>78852013
You will pay when KEK wills it.
As a nigger, you'll pay triple.
And stop using that computer. White men invented it while your kind was still throwing shit around. Using white people's technology is cultural appropriation, shitlord.
>>78852280
I'm sorry, but that's not how it works.
>>78852475
Step away from that pc, sonny. Don't you know cultural appropriation is a crime?
Go play with rap CDs or whatever african americans have invented, and leave things created by white americans alone.
OH, LORD AND SAVIOR KEK, WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? TRUMP OR SHILLARY?
77 for trump
66 for hillary
999 for a happening is upon us
>>78852905
No thank you officer, I think I'll enjoy my 1.7% whiteness as I play off my nigger-ness. And I'll have you know, one of the earliest prototypes was invented by a British man and a human calculator woman. Not a white American.
>>78852905
>tfw cops don't look like this anymore
>>78831119
Make UK beg to re-enter Europe and accept cuck conditions far worse than the deal they had before.
>>78853964
>>78831119
Wow using a script to get repeating digits, how very impressive
>>78845164
Dat boi is a false prophet, and a product of the globalist military-industrial complex.
>>78853749
>lying, rewriting history and playing the race card every 2 seconds
Typical nigger nothing to see here.
Stop wearing clothes invented by white devils and using their electronichs/medicines/houses/cars.
And stop stealing their bikes.
Go be a proud nigger. You invented so much stuff. You'll wear leaves and play with dirt and eat only peanut butter while listening to rap music (you'll have to imitate the instruments with your mouth though cause, you know, white men invented them).
>>78853964
That would be hitlarious.
>>78831119
meme his will into existence of course
>>78854230
You don't deserve to be called frogs.
>>78831119
Make Falklands British again.
>>78840277
>witnessing kek
>yep, it's DEUS KEK
>>78854333
KEK agrees with me. You french are not worthy. KEK is not in your hearts.
>>78854246
>who is Charles Babbage
>what is the analytical engine
>what was a calculator
>what is now a calculator
>what did they do to create ENIAC
>what did they do to create UNIVAC
Dumb Dagowop. You can't even history. Or Chuck Berry.
If dub kek is real and Canadians are the most faggiest people on earth.
PRAISE
KEK
E
K
http://www.gotquestions.org/God-of-the-gaps.html
>>78854756
rawling for this
>>78854745
>w-we invented stuff too, white d-devils
>please oppress us white senpai
>>78854857
But the evidence for KEK is overwhelming.
>>78831119
Do we give him a sacrifice in return?
>>78855080
KEK accepts only butthurt and chaos.
>>78855055
THIS chaotic smug frogger is saving the white race, and basically YOU are an unrepenting heathen, click here to find out how.
>>78854968
>mentions a lone nigger who actually managed to do something
>off-handed joke because it's Chuck Berry
>not even related to hard science or any of the crucial fields within society
>music
>rock even
>niggers also did hip-hop/rap
>can't take this information
>>78855167
You are officially a cuck for not accepting my chaos, and giving me butthurt.
>>78855306
You're not chaotic, you're a nigger. And nobody is butthurt by niggers, we're bored with you and want KEK to wipe you off the planet.
PRAISE KEK
>>78855567
It dawned on me, though. This is often thought of as a containment board, so it explains why you've got the IQ of an actual pepe.
It explains why you can't get into anything but memes, don't understand history, and are a nigger in denial. You're not fooling anyone; nobody is butthurt by niggers.
>>78855957
PRAISE KEK for all these glorious bumps! Even subhumans do His will!
Keep being butthurt, little ape. KEK commands you.
>>78855957
Don't you have to prep your bulldog for your zoophilic femdomme you c u c k?
>>78856320
Don't be so harsh on him. He's nothing but a pawn of KEK. And white people. And particularly intelligent dogs, probably.
bless me kek, with the power to lead Britain to a fascist government and national socialism.
>>78856679
sorry, I meant KEK
>>78856786
It is too late. It appears KEK has forsaken your country for the time being.
This image is eerily blessed by Qek, everywhere I go. He seems to take a liking to it. Why?
>>78856440
>>78834676
>is this why pepe was granted to the infidel normies
>>78839171
>we are but meager servants
>muh tulpa doesn't do dubs
>>78844709
>>78844860
Don't you niggers have social welfare to leech off of or something?
>>78856937
It's like the little ape is trying to communicate...
We'd understand him better if he took those cocks out of his mouth though.
>>78857291
Uh oh, we went damage control mode. No more mention of Kek. I must've hit a nerve.
Praise kek
>>78857550
Could you repeat that? I didn't catch it.
>>78831119
Make italy Rome again.
>>78839171
Praise Kek!
>>78857750
Not my fault if you don't speak English.
>>78858023
Another time.. this time try to talk with your mouth and not by flatulence. Come on, you can do it.
>>78858173
You're not even praising Kek anymore. This religion is a cover-up for a geep who wants to tongue nigger anus.
>>78858311
One more bump, come on.
>>78858469
I said I wasn't going to fuck you.
>>78858547
>nigger intelligence
>>78858728
5 posts without Kek? Is the withdrawal symptom akin to being edgy? Because there exists a drink for that.
I believe you call it Chlorox. Drink it, it tastes like lemons.
>>78845164
I am an Oracle of Kek the Creator of Memes, I've come to censure your impious blasphemy. There exist one, and there can neither be not-one or one and not-one. And the one is the omnipotent Kek.
>>78859009
One more. Show how smart you are, mr. "I don't want to bump anymore".
KEK IS LOVE
KEK IS LIFE
WITH THE BLESSINGS OF KEK WE WILL MEME THE GREATEST HAPPENINGS
>>78859548
Who said I didn't want to bump? You clearly don't see what I'm doing here, Judas.
http://www.kek.jp/en/index.html
is this the portal through which get was let back into this dimension?
>>78859666
Satan here.
>>78859548
Your nigger Italian soul is forfeit.
>>78859816
One more! PRAISE KEK!
>mfw I trained my canadian monkey to summon KEK
>>78859745
We must finance it!
>>78859936
>he's lost his mind now
Cool shit.
>>78836450
>not believing in meme magic
>not believing in Kek
>*Current Year*
That thread was either a mod trolling /pol/ or someone using a script. It's not possible to get so many trips.
>>78844342
Fuck off, JIDF Shill.
>>78859999
PRAISE KEK!
KEK IS WITH ME!
>>78860129
Amen to that mod for keeping that shit in this thread.
~Satan
dear KEK
please indict hillary
thanks
>>78860252
You're a good pet monkey Tyrone.
Have a banana in your ass.
>>78853734
GARY JOHNSON POTUS CONFIRMED!!!!
you know that u guys brought up a new religion?and its a bad one much worse then all of what we know combinated?you destroying the world right now and dont come with this meme bullshit.its not a meme anymore.it hits events and people IRL
>>78860478
KEK is great. KEK is powerful.
Let us all praise KEK.
everyone will die
>>78840277
PRAISE KEK, TRUMP SHALL BE POTUS
>>78839533
Kek isn't with me now, but was. Now Kek is with you. I pray Kek blesses me with his presence once again.
>>78860358
I already told you I'm not going to fuck you. Besides, the banana would go in your ass instead.
What I don't understand, however, is why you had to perform mental gymnastics like a faggot when I got Satanic trips while mentioning a biblical reference- yet when you get quads, Kek is somehow with you.
You need to take the pills. You'll stop seeing things.
>>78860962
KEK is with me.
>>78861163
I wonder what my pet monkey wants to communicate when he starts eating is own shit like that...
>>78861353
Confirmed for crazy.
>>78860478
>its not a meme anymore.it hits events and people IRL
that make it even funnier fag. Praise KEK!
>>78861851
PRAISE HIM!
>>78831119
Trump wins and his first step will be:
Make germany souvereign again.
>>78862322
Doubles confirm it. KEK is with you.
