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Risk thread, read the rules on the map and pick your nation. OP rolls separately from the post to keep it fair.

>King Brian of Sweden
>Dark
>Southern Sweden
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>>78807144
Bump
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>>78807144
"Emirate of Granada"
Red
South Spain
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>>78807144
>Assyria
>Middle East
>Any color
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>>78807144
Free and Independent United Kingdom
Blue
UK
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>>78807144
Panslavic empire
Darkred
Poland
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Turkey
Byzantium
Purple
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Milan
Fuck
Gold
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>>78807144
Use this instead
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>>78807901
change your name retard
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>>78808135
>Alliances cannot be broken

Idiotic. Everything else is nice though
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Any color

Egypt

Don't start yet though, wait 30 mins... plss
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>>78808135
>>78807921
>>78807901
you guys were in that other thread, do you guys feed off of risk?
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>>78807144
Ukraine
Any Color except pink
Sevastopol
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>>78808288
No, I won't play this one
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Slavic empire
Any color
Balkan states
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>>78808279
no lmao we aint waiting for you
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>>78808135
yes use this one
but use this blue colours im uploading instead. normal ones are crappy

>>78808187
fuck you man ill fucking SHANK U
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whatever color is still left, starting point: +3 star against unoccupied in northern russia
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>>78808288
havnt played in ages, and last game i joined half way through. so no
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>>78807144
Egypt
yellow
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>>78808523
sup bro sup u wanna have this ill 1v1 u on cod wassup
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>>78807144
>Anglo-Egypt Colony
>Egypt
>any colour
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>>78808655
fuck!!!!!
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>>78808736
>>78808655
>>78808279
lmao 3 egypts
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>>78807731
Start me right in Gibraltar and Sevillia please
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>>78808792
What?
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>>78807144
>>78808736
Change to
>Anglo-Israel Colony
>Israel
>any colour
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>>78808904
he is saying fuck bcuz someone already took egypt
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>>78808904
kek
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>>78808935
>>>78808736
>Change to
>>Anglo-Israel Colony
>>Israel
oh cmon i wanted israel
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>>78808837
EGYPTIAN CIVIL WAR
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>>78809019
you put middle east, be more specific next time
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Round 1
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>>78808523
I agree, they are now on my map
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>>78809181
Take Gothenburg, move into northern Sweden
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>>78809140
>>78809030
egypt you wanna gang up on anglo israel later also alliance egypt?
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>>78809181
fill Turkey
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>>78809181
go for Kraków and Wrocław
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>>78809181
Get the Wheat,get Odessa
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>>78809181
Annex Gibraltar, Valencia and head north towards Madrid
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>>78809274
ok
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>>78809181
>Counting the round bonus yourself

OP don't do this unless you want your mupdates 30+ minutes

Tell the players to count their own bonuses
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>>78809181
fill iraq and syria also fix the fucking black op
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>>78809181
take the fish then expand west
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>>78809438
write in your name ally w assyria
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>>78809181
take Torino and fill Switzerland.
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>>78809181
OP use this colour

Fill UK upwards
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>>78809274
already fagging out on me
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>>78809534
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>>78809181
Invade Egypt, kill da kangs
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>>78809579
what the fuck did you except fight to survive nigga
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What happened to the bottom of the map?
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>>78809744
OOPS
>>78809744
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>>78809817
he fucked up or something
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>>78809849
what do you mean?
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>>78809945
>>78809694
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>>78810040
i don gib a fok desu and btw i was trolling you lmao why would i kill you
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>>78809744
>>78810199
STOP GETTING DUBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>78810199
ebin :DD
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ALL PLAYERS PUT YOUR COLOR AND BONUS INTO YOUR NAME WHEN POSTING

ALSO PUT ALLIANCES OR NAP'S
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>>78810412
what the fuck you just gave byzantium the whole turkey
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>>78810412
KILL EGYPT.
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>>78810412
go for Gdańsk and Kaliningrad
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>>78810412
attack Israel
kill them all
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>>78810412
Continue to expand in Sweden and take lumber, and spills go Aland.

>>78809565
May I propose an alliance? We are northern brothers.
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>>78810493
He got dubs shitbird
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>>78810412
Fill,turkey, spill into Georgia
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>>78810412
fill syria
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>>78810534
fixed trip
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>>78810412
Take Bern and Zurich, then expand to Marseilles.
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>>78810538
WRONG BONUS FAGGOT
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>>78810583
i did too pissduck
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>>78810412
Gimme dem Valencia, heading for Barcelona
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>>78810673
you didnt take the city faggot
also look at the round bonus next to Egypt
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>>78810412
Take the Fish in the Black Sea,go for Rostov Na Donu. Spills take Oil in the Caucasus
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If there is space

Moscow
Any color
Rossya
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>>78810749
your city said +1 queer boy
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>>78810861
i took the fish
you retard
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>>78810767
I am sorry.
Light blue
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>>78810929
you are a fish retard
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>>78811052
mfw your trolling isnt even good
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>>78811271
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>>78811525
precisely
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Round 3
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>>78811746
attack Israel defend the fish
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>>78811801
fuck
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>>78811746
kil duh Egypt
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>>78811746
capture kaliningrad, fill gap between my cities and spill west towards berlin
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>>78811858
back to where we were before
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>>78811746
Take North Sea oil, move into St. Petersburg and surrounding.

>>78811875
Looking for an Alliance
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>>78811746
Take Kharkiv,go for Voronezh and Potato
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>>78811746
Expand into france coming for toulouse and bordeaux
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>>78811746
take damascus
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>>78811938
accepted.
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>>78811746
Expand south in Italy and annex Firenze.
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>>78812004
general direction is towards paris
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>>78811746
Fill up Turkey, spill north
>>78811738
Want an alliance?
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>>78812112
sure if egypt dies huehuehue (im ebil i know) we can do a NAP for now
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Muslim Zerg Horde
Pink
Starts north far east russia territory.Expand into russia
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>>78812189
Great
>>78811746
Do number palindromes mean anything?
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just so you guys know assyria isnt muslim we follow zoroastrianism
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>>78812111
NAP?
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>>78812223

name & trip here
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>>78812287
If you leave me France and Germany, we can form an NAP
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>>78812189
our people have died because of a war instigated by you
MFW
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>>78812449
lmao sure you declared war on le egypt your fault
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>>78812418
>france
excluding the area I already have and Lyon, then you've got a deal.
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Round 4

Place alliances in names
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>>78812817
attack Israel
this is going nowhere
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>>78812817

Expand in russia pls
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>>78812817
Move into Scotland moving for first city

>>78812059
I will leave you Germany just stay out of Denmark
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>>78812817
Take Voronezh and the Potato near it,spills go towards Kiev


Looking for Alliances
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>>78812817
Fill turkey and expand north
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>>78812877

forgot bonus :(
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>>78812817
kil duh Egypt
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>>78810544
yeah sure

expand britain sorry i was afk
>>78812817
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>>78812817
Going all for that wheat and towards Nantes
>>78812712
Deal, but not one territory more than Lyon.
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>>78812909

Ally OK, but I have russia. Deal?
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>>78812993
nope
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>>78812449
get cucked son
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>>78812817
march for berlin
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>>78813034
What do you mean with "I have Russia"
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>>78812888
ok, we have a deal
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>>78813056
>>78813068
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>>78812817
take allepo
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>>78812817
Take Lyon and Venice, then expand east in Austria and Slovenia.
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>>78813152

Let me Have Russia, and we can be freinds, else we will be enemies.
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>>78813253
I'm not afraid of your shit.
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>>78813309

War is declared.
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>>78813187
you shouldnt have declared war on egypt so soon
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>>78813351
I shall wreck your shit.
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>>78813506

Thanks for the blonde Ukraine women, we will sacrifice their wombs to muhammed and create jundullah
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>>78813384
what and instead I should have waited for both of you to surround me, no thanks
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>>78813011
I got a trip and have filled Britain up to your borders and have allied with someone else, roll again.
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>>78813573
We will see about that,Ahmed. First we will put you on a spike.
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>>78813593
you couldve waited a bit but youve got balls so ill give you that
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>>78813696

Your women will father our sodliers sons as we allahuakbar your shit.
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Round 5
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>>78814059
attack Israel aim for the cities
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>>78814059
Attack pink, take all land and cities
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>>78814084
fixed bonus
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>>78814059
Expand on Ukraine
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>>78814059
take cyprus spill israel
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>>78814059
attack gray fucking dick head

yeah nice alliance u prick
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>>78814059
kil da Egypt
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>>78814059
Rape Pink.
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>>78814059
go for Hamburg and hanover
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>>78814059
Go for both Paris and Nantes
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>>78814215
*Updated Bonus to 14
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>>78814059
Fill Slovenia and take that city, then take the fish in the aegaen sea and Malta. Spill into Austria
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>>78814135

update bonus if it even helps now
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>>78814059
fill Georgia, spill into country below
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>>78814210
Since I am already allied perhaps we should have a NAP and I will leave you southern Russia?
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>>78814608
Sounds good to me.
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>Ted Cruz
>Any color
>Start in Jordan
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I wonder why the OP is always the one winning/ahead of everyone in Risk..
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>>78814733
bad choice my friend
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>>78814733
yes bad choice
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>>78814923
muahahahaha>>78814733
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>>78814733
Very bad choice friend (;
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>>78815083
mfw you talk with yourself
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Round 6
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>>78815243
Attack all of England
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>>78815243
Destroy Israel spill Egypt
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>>78815243

Attack Ukraine
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Someone needs to hand over those delegates
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>>78815385

0+ bonus sorry
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>>78815243
Kill off Pink and impale him on a spike
Expand towards Kiev,fill Ukraine
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fill Georgia, spill armenia
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>>78815243
Goodnight senpai. If there's quitceding cede my land to Emir of Granada.
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>>78815243
Heading north towards Calais and Brussels
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>>78815243
fill haifa and tel aviv
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>>78815428

gg you little fucker, see you next game
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>>78815243
take hanover, fill gap between hanover and berlin, spill for prague
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>>78815480
Goodnight my friend
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>>78815402
lol this pic

Just uploaded it to /r/funny thanks lad
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>>78815524
See you,Mudshit
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Round 7

SLAVIC EMPIRE AND FUCK ARE OPEN TO BE PLAYED
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>>78816008
fill gap between hanover and prague, spill towards Vienna
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>>78816008

Slavic Empire, expand to nearby cities, be wary of other nations and don't attack.
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>>78816008
fill lebanon
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>>78816008
take everything in the yellow circles in pic related
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>>78816008
Give me Brussels and move north towards Amsterdam
If there are leftovers, move also towards Köln
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>>78816008
you didn't include my roll last time
also roll into greece
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>>78816008
Take the rest of England, reinforce bottom of England. Fill Denmark and Norway.
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>>78816008
wtf lmao why all caps
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>>78816008
Take the Oil to the east and Volgograd
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>>78816008
Take Tunisia
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attack the big gray cunt just to slow him down
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thread is ded?
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Round 8
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>>78817316
Probably?
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>>78817350
Move into North Russia taking unoccupied land and oil.
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>>78817350
fill my part of Israel then fill Egypt
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>>78817350

Expand northeast into unowned territory
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>>78817350
Take Amsterdam and head for Köln
Next aim Strasbourg
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attack green, spill into Bulgaria and serbia
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>>78817350
take amman and that oil
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>>78817350
fill gap between Kraków and Vienna, spill towards Nurnburn and Frankfurt
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>>78817582

You lil shit.
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>>78817350
Take Volgograd
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>>78817582
well played
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>>78817350
More African land.
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>>78818171
PALI
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>>78818217
palis are worth nothing in this map
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>>78818265
FUCK
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ROUND 9
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>>78818550
Go for Lumber, Perm, Kazan. Fill Norway.
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>>78818550
fill the rest of the middle east
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>>78818550
fill africa
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>>78818550
Take Volgograd,fill Ukraine
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>>78818550
finish off green, spill into bulgaria
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>>78818550
fill gaps between cities and spill towards Budapest
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>>78818550
Head west for bonuses.
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>>78818550

Get away from Byzantium
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>>78818723
In Africa.
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>>78818550
Go towards straßbourg - stuttgart

>>78818593
Would you agree on an NAP?
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>>78818922
I'll cede you my French land once I get a bonus of 24.
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>>78819086
Nice to hear, my friend. Lets upgrade our NAP to an Alliance, shall we?
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Why do I always miss these threads? fuck
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>>78819177
Fuck yeah, and nice dubs. The Lord has blessed you with bountiful gets.
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>>78817577
>>78818922
>>78819177
Holy shit what is happening?
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>>78819243
Nice!
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mfw op is over powering himself
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>>78819328
mfw you're right
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>>78819328
OPs always do this. Why do you think OPs win 90% of the time whenever they get involved in the game?
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Round 10
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>>78819667
Attack Granada via France moving to Brussels and Amsterdam.

>>78819328
I gave everyone in the beginning of the game 60 territories if they got dubs, it was a mistake but you can see for yourself in the updates. It got the game going faster tho
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>>78819667
Fill more Ukraine
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>>78819667
go for Munchen, reinforce western border
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>>78819667
fill the balkans
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>>78819667
Take Algerian city, spill oil in Africa.
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>>78819667
fill africa
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>>78819988
+23
I am Italy and gold
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>>78819667
I defend against overpowered OP
Leftovers spill into Morocco
Also fuck and me joined an alliance
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>>78819667
fill crete
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>>78820132
*updated bonus, i'm sorry
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>>78820257
You are land locked with 14 territories, what would you like?
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>>78820690
Round 11
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>>78821017
Move to Brussels and Amsterdam
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>>78821017
defend if attacked
fill Africa don't attack gold
spills go into reinforcing africa
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>>78821017
fill sardinia
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>>78821017
fill Bulgaria, spill romania
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>>78821017
Fill Western Ukraine,if Spills,invade Belarus
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>>78821017
invade stuttgart and go for Koln
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>>78821017
Take Munich, spill Wien
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>>78821017
Take french and belgian territories back from op OP and continue defending against him
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>>78821190
Territory needs to be adjacent to you or nearest to you. Pick another move
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>mfw it's rigged and OP will inevitably win
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>>78821382
fill romania
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>>78821712
oi mate watch it
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>>78821410
yup
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>>78821163
No worries about me attacking you. Once I destroy the overpowered OP and his bitch, you will own Africa
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>>78821017
btw can we betray alliances
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>>78821923
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