what do you think about Serbia /pol/?
You lkie us?
>>78798742
<3 best Korea. Too bad its gone already
:^)
>>78798742
Are you the same guy who made the "What do you think about Albania thread?" that I literally just posted in, under a different proxy?
Well, whatever the case, don't know much about Serbia. I refuse to believe you are all genocidal maniacs like my media and Western education tells me. Yugoslav war was a dirty time, I like the Serbia from the Medieval times, the ones that fought Mongols and won.
>>78798941
No, i am proud kebab remover
>>78798742
Always fighting. Hates Albanians and Croatians. Seriously, that's all that comes to mind when I think of your country.
>>78798896
top cec
>>78799222
sad thing is that it's true
tho we didn't always start the fightings first
like our younger brother who is going trough puberty and thinks he is the shit all the time
we have brotherly love in between us but hide it because we think its a weakness, all in all we would be a great country if we united
>>78798742
>>78799685
that look fucking creepy
>>78799551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R34wJrIUnl8
<3 love you my catholic brother
> watching documentary obout Serbia
> it's poor and shit, no infrastracture
> germany helps
> gives a machine to some guy to help him make shovels
> he now can sell shovels
> well played, germany, well played
>>78799793
samo nas rakija i rat mogu ujedinit
>>78798742
Serbia is about the most based country in Europe.
>>78798742
Fuck no....
>>78800024
DOSLO VREME DA SE SRBI SVETEE
SVE DZAMIJE U OBLAKE LETEEE
>>78799992
E vidis, ta ti je pametna, zaratimo zajedno protiv Bosne naprimer, i taman imamo povoda da se zdruzimo
some of you guys are alright
don't go to the EU tomorrow
>tfw croats and serbs remove kebab
>tfw split bosnia in half
>>78800422
Our prime minister is a person who is afraid to hold poll about Serbia going into EU cuz he knows that like 80% of our people would be against.
But he don't fucking care. People don't want in EU, it's foreign investors and guys in the back who wants.
>>78798742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C_9shrxnoo
>>78800262
>>78800636
>cuz he knows that like 80% of our people would be against.
bullshit, overwhelming majority voted pro-eu recently
>>78798742
We love you Serbia
>>78798742
I like you
Kebab remover Brothers , of course we like you
>>78798742
you're cool, many of you faggots look a lot like us, some not at all. Most that came here during commie times, were serbs, and for the most part you couldn't separate them in a crowd. Work and blend in, I've always known many serbs, and my brother is married to one.
The serbs and albos doesn't start shit against each other here, they just don't speak. I also have alot of albanian friends that came later, that is a whole different story.
It's odd I'm named after this serb who lived here since the early 70ies, he moved back retired. He wasn't going to serbia, but he said he was going back to Yugoslavia... fuck..
It's the most kind man I've ever met, worked lit with my father his entire life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwAr6ciwoUg
42.
Vin sínum
skal maðr vinr vera
ok gjalda gjöf við gjöf;
hlátr við hlátri
skyli hölðar taka
en lausung við lygi.
43.
Vin sínum
skal maðr vinr vera,
þeim ok þess vin;
en óvinar síns
skyli engi maðr
vinar vinr vera.
44.
Veiztu, ef þú vin átt,
þann er þú vel trúir,
ok vill þú af hánum gótt geta,
geði skaltu við þann blanda
ok gjöfum skipta,
fara at finna oft.
45.
Ef þú átt annan,
þanns þú illa trúir,
vildu af hánum þó gótt geta,
fagrt skaltu við þann mæla
en flátt hyggja
ok gjalda lausung við lygi.
46.
Það er enn of þann
er þú illa trúir
ok þér er grunr at hans geði,
hlæja skaltu við þeim
ok um hug mæla;
glík skulu gjöld gjöfum.
47.
Ungr var ek forðum,
fór ek einn saman,
þá varð ek villr vega;
auðigr þóttumk,
er ek annan fann,
maðr er manns gaman.
We love your Serbia, even if you removed kebab more, we would love you more as well.
How's it going in your country? Are you such a shithole like Bosnia or are you doing better? We have lots of your people here.
>>78798742
based orthodox slav kebab remover brother
>>78798742
I think it's a nice country, that should take Kosovo back and remove those stupid europhile provinces.
Our history was not really pretty as both of us committed horrible atrocities against each other (you were the more genocidial, but our betrayal in 1940 was one of the lowest points in our history), but I have to give you that you have balls and from all our hostile neighbours you deserve the most respect.
But I like Croats more, which is understandable from our point of view I think. (Also my father's side of the family is supposedly of Croatian origin, and I have a rather unique surname, though it could be actually Serbian as well)
Using communism for national socialism, sneaky bastards. Too violent, but that may be a good thing in the future.
>>78798742
Knew a few Serbians first-hand, all based people but I never visited the country.
>>78799992
Onda neka otvorimo flasu, braco.
>>78801958
>but I never visited the country
Hey OP how is this, it's not like kosovo right?
Basically you must have shekels in your pocket and have a local with you, or things turn to shit, bribing cops etc for not getting busted on bogus charges.
I just can't imagine Serbia being in this same severely corrupt state.
>>78801958
July is probably your best chance. EXIT Festival is big and cheap, plus I'll take any /pol/bros to the best bars in Novi Sad.
>>78798742
You're my wonder-ally just after Belarus and Hungary.
>>78802270
Nah, the cops are corrupt, sure, but they won't bust you on bogus shit or anything like that. They spend their time beating heroin junkies and gypsies, and playing PES or FIFA in the local gaming cafes.
Source: American living in Serbia the past 7 years.
Best kebab removers since the Sikhs. Absolutely bro tier. Commit genocide and don't give a fuck.
>>78798742
We love you. Sorry about the bombs the EU made us do it.
I think Serbia is pretty cool
https://youtu.be/katLOXqXA8U
>>78798742
Yes, we do, Orthodox brothers. I think Serbia is the only country in the world except Belarus russians realy like with whole heart.
>>78802620
Montenegro as well. Russians have really helped the economy down there, turning it into a really nice Tourist destination.
>>78798742
Never met a Serb I didn't like
>>78802452
>They spend their time beating heroin junkies and gypsies
noice
we used to do this here too, but they stopped about the time all those eastern shitroop countries joined EU (surp, gypsies, we had sterilized ours til the late 70ies)
What I suspected, I have never asked my brothers wyfu about this. I prutty much assumed it, I know it's high unemployment and all, but at least civilized
>>78802977
we still take their children away btw
so they don't dare to go to the doctor, if gypsies even do that
>>78802452
>American living in Serbia the past 7 years.
why would you do this? Unless you're using your money from USofA, that way its super cheap for you.
>>78798742
I went to school with some kids from your removal. Those eyes always showed a light of dread, always open. I honestly think they never blinked.
11/10, would War with
>>78802977
You should definitely come out and visit, pretty beautiful country, especially during the tourist season. I'm willing to take any /pol/bro around the city, show them the historical sites, etc.
Hell, if someone was coming for the festival, I'd help them find a room to rent at a normal price instead of the overinflated hotel prices.
>>78801402
It's going well so far, but if there wasn't bombing of Serbia in 1999. we would now be probably as Poland, Italy, Ireland
Now for past 15 years it's just rebuilding what we lost
>>78802505
Thank you fellow US citizien
>>78803130
No, they use magic and shamanism and they are, in my opinion, worst problem of Serbia.
Not too much of them but they are arrogant and dumbfuck pricks and you can't remove them cuz some of them accepted orthodoxy?!?!?
TUPAC IS ALIVE IN SERBIA
>>78803333
Quad get.
Used money from the States to live here. Parents are from Montenegro and Lika, lot of family in Serbia, decided to see my roots. Been interesting, learned the language fluently.
The only Serb I know is huge autist who acts like a gypsy leaving his stuff all over the place and believes is Tarot card magic.
You remove kebab so you can't all be that bad tho.
i'm coming to belgrade this summer
hope it will be awesome
>>78803824
>believes is Tarot card magic
Maybe he is actually a gypsy in that case
>>78803824
Which area do you live in? Honestly curious because I am one of the few other Serbs in Portugal. Born here actually.
>all these retards saying they are coming to belgrade
its infinite degrees, there's this one guy shouting on the street for some reason and I cant close the window because of heat, and later at night I bet someone is going to get drunk and start shouting in the street all over again
if I had the money to travel I'd just buy a reserve air conditioner and stay home instead
>>78804052
>Maybe he is actually a gypsy in that case
He's not, since both his parents have real jobs
>>78804196
He wasn't born here
I'm from Setúbal but study in Lisbon, where I met him.
>>78804416
>implying we're all lazy as fuck
>>78803396
Oh I bet I will, due to my brother and his wyfu.
Looking a bit forward to it
No fucking niggers or kebab so that must be nice. It's none where I live, but I don't have to travel far and they are spreading like roaches as we speak.
It seems like the shitskins have gotten the news, that the living conditions in the asylum centers here hehehe... aren't so good... and that they won't get asylum, only 2% can stay.
So they zerge Oslo, and start to spread. walking around like zombies, dead in their eyes.
I was in Oslonistan a few days ago.. and just... Many tourists now, that are stupid enough to go to Oslo, well there are some museums and shit, the vikingships are there....
Anyways what they encounter is Afrika... And junkies... niggers and heroin for everyone! It isn't called the heroin capitol of the world for nothing, now it's the nigger-heroin capitol of the world..
Nah westlands, that's were the noice nature is, and in the north ofc.
>Tons of gooks with 5 cameras each
>All they could take pictures of was niggers
a bit like going to the zoo I guess...
>civil war inc
>>78804416
Pa nije to samo u Beogradu tako, evo ja sam iz mesta gde je slicno tome + moje mesto ima tipa 5000 stanovnika
>>78804587
Huh interesting, know a few Serbs who go to study in Lisbon but none of them are that retarded.
That dude is probably from Kosovo or something.
Fuck you for attacking us after our unification, you slimy fucks.
if anyone is really coming to belgrade, here are some practical tips, couldnt hurt I guess
be an arm's length away from:
gypsies, guys who look like they are junkies, and shirtless guys with short hair who shout short and repetitive football stuff
if you go to the gutter night clubs and other shitty places late at night, try not to look too rich or too gay either
Honestly I don't really think of you at all. Been through a few times working. Bad roads, fairly efficient and polite officers at the border. Never had to stop to load or unload in Serbia so I only really notice what I can see from the truck. So let me ask you instead: What's up with burning piles of green weeds? Thick white plumes of smoke everywhere instead of just making a compost heap.
Every Serb i met was a nice respectable person
>>78800924
Where are your proofs?
>>78798742
The Serbs I've met are a-okay in my book.
>>78805539
SNS = pro eu
SRS = pro russia
>>78805908
dude more than 70% of the sns votes are extortion tier
both my mom(kindergarden teacher) and dad(mechanic at the copper refinery) were told to vote for SNS or else they would lose their jobs
aswell as my mother having to wear pro Vucic shirt and cap,and go to his rally
while 3 busses full of paid shills had to come over to fill the crowd of my small town
>>78805908
Okay, that's an election, not a referendum, and the pro-EU party doesn't have 80%.
>>78806215
you sound like butthurt brexit sjw
huge majority of your country wants to join eu, deal with it
>>78806337
lel ebin top quality meme
>>78798742
I wish Bill Clinton would have left you all to your kebab skirmish.
>>78806455
>seselj barely making it
>vucic DOMINATING
>le meme
>>78806337
Holy shit, why are Europhiles so delusional?
>>78805908
...................60% of population didnt even go to vote, I also couldnt care about parliament to go to vote, these were not elections or anything important, and sns won because only bought people went to vote for that bullshit anyway
>>78806608
again, that's parliament, nobody gives a shit about that bullshit, when parliament makes dumbfuck retarded law people protest and they withdraw, that's serbia for you
>>78806608
wew lad
what you on about
>>78806611
i hate the fucking eu
but serbs chose eu recently, that's the FACTS
>>78806337
jesus christ dude, accept it, that's how it is, it's true
>>78799551
>we have brotherly love in between us but hide it because we think its a weakness
slavs would be bretty stronk if they werent such tribalist niggers.
But serbs are definitely brave men that fight to their death with their bare hands if need be.
>>78798742
REMOVE! :3 RADOVAN KARADZIC WAS GREATEST MAN
>>78806608
>less than 40% out of 56% who went to vote voted for vucko
>dominating
pick one
>>78806869
So are Croatians
>>78806758
kek no one chose anything here senpai
people are to busy being depressed and masking it whit escapism
>>78806958
>80% VOTED AGAINST TRUMP
toppest fucking kek, you sound about as desperate as LYIN' TED
>>78807117
wew
>>78807024
>>78807201
>being this much in denial
jesus fucking christ, i never knew serbs took a loss THAT fucking hard
it now all clicked
>>78798742
Based brothers. Hate for serbs is now almost non existent. You can see hate only in villages that are immposible to find on the map and some skinheads that fathers was war profiteers. Almost everyone wants to go to Beograd to party and shieet. We use četnik and serb as an insult tho but only towards skinheads as they go full ape mode. Do serbs still hate croats?
>>78798742
You make good guns. Keep them coming our way.
>>78807005
sides orbit etc...
>>78807356
>Do serbs still hate croats?
Only Krajišnici who left during Oluja, really.
Others couldn't give a shit, especially Vovjođani, liberalni Beograđani or people from rural Serbia who never been to war with Croatia.
>>78807117
litteraly >>78806753, are you possibly on brate trava lmao?
>>78807342
wow Janez...that..r-really..made me TONK
>>78807356
Pozdrav za sve Sea Serbs od Vlaske Krajine :)
>Do serbs still hate croats?
nah senpai
>>78807631
what part is confusing you?
your people went to vote like one month ago, and it was a huge victory for the largest pro-eu party.
and now you're butthurt, shitting out all the statistics about how no one voted and how you were forced to vote vucko
you are literally just like brexit sjw's, instead of admitting defeat, you're memeing statistics
fucking delusional idiot
>>78808002
lel famarino
no one caresrino
>>78798742
No. I hate Slavs. They are white trash along with hippies, wiggers, rednecks, and Afrikaners
>>78798742
Serbs are ok, still being mad at my ex-government for recognizing kosovo-shithole.
>>78808294
>80% of country sjw cucks
>lel caresino le memetics
i wonder what happened, must be all the bombs
>>78808535
we aren't Slavs genetically my USA friend
>>78808666
wow dude how many levels of irony are you on right now?like 5?
>>78807631
>are you possibly on brate trava lmao?
nah, it's just the enriched uranium that is confusing your mind
>>78808820
>we aren't Slavs genetically my USA friend
wat
>>78808820
Genetically or not. Y'all are still trashy gopniks to me
>>78798742
Yes. Only thing you did wrong was not being Catholic.
Serbia should rule over entire Balkans. Serbian Constantinople now.
>>78808820
>we aren't Slavs genetically
>wow dude how many levels of irony are you on
top kek, didn't know uranium could have such potential for comedy
>>78798742
Serbs are pretty awesome.
>>78808988
>Y'all are still trashy gopniks to me
>Y'all
kek
>>78799487
You did start the ''War to end all wars'', In a sense.
>>78808928
we are mostly natives that got slavicized balkan natives mang
thats why we are allot taller and darker than your average pollack or russian
>>78808988
we dont have gopnik culture or tracksuit wearing sterotypes here my man
>>78809080
my life for Aiur
>>78798742
You are a great people and Serbs were bros in the XIXth century.
I'm still mad about the Yugoslavian war. We were already submitted to the EU reich. Sorry about that
>>78802620
Being a swede I always wondered what the fuck Belarus was, then I looked at a map and found out Belarus is what the swedes call ''WHITE RUSSIA''
>>78809413
>being literally worse than a weaboo
holy fuck, you folks suck
i'm now officially #OlujaMissile
>>78809413
>we dont have gopnik culture or tracksuit wearing sterotypes here my man
http://youtu.be/gJZ0xZuW7mw
>>78809413
this is false, there are only slavs and gypsy-turk shitskin subhuman mixture in here, if you arent blond or have light eyes, you are a literal turk rapebaby, those are the facts
>>78803824
The only Serb I know is fucking hot and is in my class
>pic related
>>78809633
hahaha that little niglet always cracks me up
he's a meme that gets beaten up everyday in Pirot i think
Dizel tracksuits>Adidas tracksuits
>>78809610
i dont even play starcraft mung
i remember hearing that line from warcraft 3 back in the day
>>78807356
i don't hate croatia at all , but i also understand that there are idiots hating croatia in serbia and idiots in croatia that still hate serbia, it's just how it is. Too bad tho
>>78808535
Anglo scum detected.
Serbs are okay I guess, but you guys seriously need to stop praising Putin.
>>78809858
noice pol meme
>muh blue eyes and blonde hair
no one cares about your skin man its the model that counts :^)
>>78810083
>anglo
>scum
Let's see Slavs (with the exception of Russians) do this
>>78810286
why is that?
>>78810458
comparing land locked countries to ones that are not. woah lad
>>78810458
Get the fuck out of /pol/ you niggerlover
Anglos are the allies of the jews and friends of the niggers, they are the enemy of the white race.
>>78810352
You cant be serious if you take Serbian history in consideration. If you do not have light hair or light eyes, you are quite literally a subhuman gypsy/turk rapebaby shitskin, there's no other genetic explanation.
'Muh natives' were already expelled by Romans, who were expelled by Slav settlers.
If you look like a shitskin, news flash, you ARE a shitskin. Especially in Serbia.
>>78810640
>having vojvodina
>being poor
kek
>>78810784
Well fuck the white race. Within a couple years, you guys will be an endangered species. :^)
>>78810906
OH MY GOD DUDE, YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOOT.
>>78811086
why do you hate work?
>>78810640
I'm glad God blessed us with seas
>>78810819
>serbian history in consideration
wut
if you look at any pre 1389 representation of any person during that time they are all mostly very tall and have darker a complexion
ofcourse theres a exception(you ofcourse)
>>78811534
>>78810819
forgot pic
>>78798742
Mind if I come over for a visit?
>>78798742
kebop!
>>78811534
>>78811594
Serbs today look more like Mexicans than they look like other Europeans. Serbs look more like other people who were conquered by Turks, than they look like other Slavs.
In Serbia, if you look like a shitskin, you are a shitskin. It's that simple. Two Chinese people cant make a nigger baby, two Eskimo people cant make an Arab baby.... if you look like a shitskin you are a shitskin.
>>78812105
Cuti Ramize molim te
>>78812105
lel mang
i bet your define someone as a shitskin because of his hair and eye color
REMOVE Kebab thats what i think of serbia
Literally flooded us with half a million albos refugees, and then couldn't even retake the land. Serbian incompetency is off the charts
Still better than tatars
>>78798742
No.
xaxaxa .. kebab remove meme .. go try kebab remove with turkey if u are so brave and not with kosovo villagers .get your ass rekt
>>78814418
:^)
>>78814655
go go try with turkey ... get penetrated with a kebab stick
>>78814418
>Kosovo
>ever part of the EU
Make peace with Serbia or enjoy your perma veto.
>>78803420
I too am a us citizen
Quite nice knowing I will have a nice job at the end of med school In the states
>>78814765
Oh hi fellow albanian, i heard that you don't live in caves no more? Very nice indeed moving to a dumpster, probably is easier to sell drugs now to little kids? Anyways, nice talking to you, gotta go to enjoy decent life. At least when you get out of home in Serbia you don't smell rotten rats and shit. :^)
>>78815486
any more rare cetniks bosnia bro?
>>78815656
Nope, was about to post that. Share more please
>>78815819
i can post ex yu memes
>>78798742
>before /pol/
Novak Djokovic bought donkey milk cheese
>after /pol/
based Roki Vulovic,
knowing what happened to serbs ,feels badman
>>78815965
>>78798742
I am descended of you. I think you guys have the capacity for greatness, but your government sells you out in the hopes of EU membership.
I love visiting, but I live like a king of my Australobux. Pljeskavice and cevape are the food of the gods.
But what would I know, I'm a filthy diaspora.
>>78814418
''u''
this confirms you are under 12 years old.
you produce good propaganda music for killing kebabs.
>>78816240
>>78814765
Turkey only exists because America protects it for a geographic advantage
>>78798742
I like Serbians as long as they don't support Abkhazian separatists just to make their daddy Rusfags happy.
>>78798742
Go remove kebab
>>78816240
I swear Balkan memes are the best.
>>78816240
this is pure gold
>>78816632
>abkhazian
who?
>>78816935
>serb education
>>78816881
>>78816805
>>78816935
Abkhazia is like our Kosovo and some hypocrite Serbcucks support their independence because of Russia.
>>78817105
>us telling someone about education
he was being sarcastic you dumbfuck, everyone knows problems between South Osetia, Abkhazia and Georgia
>>78817147
oh shit i am sorry..
>>78817221
internet toughguys and football holligans
no one whit half a brain cares mang
Y'all removed kebab so you're alright in my book
>>78814655
>>78815297
Stop bullying Illyrians, Grigorij. They had really hard life and history. You Serbs are really simillar to Russians, "that retarded big brother" type of character, who likes to bully his younger siblings. And that tsundere relationship with Croats, same we've got with Igor....
>>78817916
>>78817916
ignorant , turks are less subuman than albos (kosovo)
>>78817916
>Albanians
>Illyrians
Serbo-Croats are the illyrians man
albanians were our brothers till around 1389
they went from catholic turk removers to turks
>>78817339
I think that 99% he>>78817105 actually doesn't know
Also
>ID = EU.
Bad news, you've got a problem
>>78818489
What are you talking aboot
>>78798742
>pathetic
>cowardly
>selfish
>>78818489
i do know about abkhazia mang
if thats what you mean
>>78818286
>t. Kebab removal, hope destroyer
You fucking cunt, you've just taken away their last island from the horizon.
Good job, don't youi know that there is nothing more painful than realization of being turk?
>>78819078
well they aren't turks
but they are short wierd looking block headed people
>>78798742
Serbia seems pretty cool, would be one of the few European countries I would visit if I ever went over there.
>>78818908 <<You
>>78818745
i've suggested that burger who had pointed >serbian education on You, i bet for 99% he didn't know what abkhazia was .
>>78818785
hey there liberal, i thought real Russian men exterminated you
>>78819603
seeing as 50% of american teenagers dont know what countries border the USA
dont think they know anything outside of their own country
Gonna marry a Serb gril. People here think I'm nuts for visiting Belgrade. I think they imagine donkeys in a muddy road in the center of town with gypsies slicing your pockets for change.
But yeah honestly Serbia is still better than the US in every way but $
>>78819429
I can sense lack of shitposting skills from you dear Serb. Have you got that sense of humor as krauts?
I think it's more like you serbs are fucking radiation giants and albos are just average as italians or romanians.
>>78798742
Where even is Serbia? Real question
>>78817147
>no albanians
The slav dream
>>78821312
Godspeed
>>78821312
>no turks
the illyrian dream
:^)
>>78820281
Damn our languages are really similar. I see that you keep skiping "I" in sentences, for me it seems normal, but anglospherefags aren't ready yet to acknowledge that it's pointless to singnalize person, when context is so obvious. remember to always write, i, he, she, blablabla. I know it's stupid, but that's how their language works.
>>78821646
i know what you mean pol-bro
either way you got steam?
>>78821646
Nope, I don't play any vidya other than Lol (cuck) and Gothic and it's more like i should say that i hardly ever play even those.
>>78798742
Serbia is one of the reasons I exist so thanks I guess.
>>78822011
>>78822757
shit, wrong replied
>>78822757
ah alright
you use anything else like discord?
Too bad the Clintons didn't let you do God's work back in the 90s.
>>78822764
Would you mind elaborating? Or is it this way?
>Serbia=chaos=WWI=Hitler=3rd Reich=Nazi's=WWII=Nazi's need to choose new home=Apparently the most black country ever became (((white)))
>>78823064
>I needed to google it
i think it is the best answer
>>78823284
add
>Austro-Hungary=Anex Bosnia=Parade Monarch=get shot
:^)
>>78798742
Top czech I love you guys
>>78823643
dayum mang
you're good
>>78823284
Something like that.
>Serbia =chaos=WW1= great grandfather fights war = war ends= country is fuck= fucking Italians take gorizia (home)= became second class citizen= no job= go to the most black country ever.
>>78823649
OC coming through
