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Today is the day
Spain gets fucked again
How will the story end this time?
Lets get actual conversation
Who you voting?
Who you expect to win?
Where do you live?
Do you have any hope left?
Voting for PP
>>78787587
you are quick
>>78787595
4 more years
FIRST FOR PP SUCKS EU DICK
HABLA VOTA VOX
M A L
E
N
O
R
OLD THREAD
>>78778657
What you voting for the senate?
Real ballot or just some memes?
>>78787478
Not voting.
there was more discusion, now we have to wait for people to come here
>>78787936
found the nigger
I will put some info for the nonSpanish people
First for el caudillo
>>78788078
Found the sheep.
threadly reminder of what will happen tonight
You have the now president Mariano Rajoy.
He is an idiot, corrupt party and made a shit job this 4 years.
Second you have Pedro Sanchez, its the main oposition party (for now) but loses votes every election.
They ruined Spain with Zapatero and their so called SocialDemocrat policies.
He is handsome af but his party is also corrupt and old.
I hate all the parties, fuck eveything
>How will the story end this time?
Best end result is that they can't form government again. None of the options are good, what is truly important here is stalling for time while anti-EU sentiment grows.
>Who you voting?
PP, but if I lived in Madrid I would vote Vox since that is the only place where they can win a seat.
>Who you expect to win?
PP will have the most votes again, but hopefully negotiations will fail once more.
>Where do you live?
Galicia
>Do you have any hope left?
Yes. I'm more hopeful than ever in fact, Brexit was basically the beginning of the end. It's just unfortunate that our elections are so close to the Brexit referendum, since the ramifications of that event haven't had time to have an effect on our country.
Third, there is this new guy, young and prepared, kinda nervous.
Interesting politics, was /pol/ the party, but now sucks EU cock and loves refugees.
Ines Arrimadas is wife material.
>>78788153
Sheep for wanting to change shit? Yeah, you're totally not a sheep for LITERALLY letting others decide for you.
top kek m9
And then you have this guy, no one knows what it is
Started like a hard communist and now he is just SocialDemocrat, no one can trust them.
They have a cripple on their team.
>mfw vote PP for chaos
>vote UP for chaos
>vote PSOE for chaos
i... i give up
>not a single eurosceptic political pary
>voting at all
yeah, no.
>>78788246
I like him, he buys coke from the same guy I do.
>>78788252
>Changing shit by voting
Oh, when will you learn...
>>78788341
V O X
O
X
>>78788246
>loves refugees
is this true? Is there any party that is not corrupt, doesn't love refugees and will get more than 1 escaño?
I go to vote now, wish me luck.
Probably C's, probably PCPE just to fuck over Podemos.
Fuck this country, I hope i burns to the bone
>>78788382
I never understood this meme,is not even funny.
>>78788422
>Changing shit by not voting
Oh, when will you start living in the real world...
>>78788443
no, we are fucked
Votar es literalmente para maricones
>>78788443
PNV? I would vote them if I lived up there.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10591482
>>78788227
>anti-EU sentiment
Spain has anti-EU sentiment?
¿A cual le tengo que votar nunca me aclaro cual es la buena y cual es la mala?:
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falange_Aut%C3%A9ntica
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falange_Espa%C3%B1ola
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falange_Espa%C3%B1ola_de_las_JONS
>>78788246
>/pol/ the party
>Is pro-EU shill
>Is anti far-right parties in other european countries
Sure. He's only "/pol the party" if you are juston /pol/ to rage against retarded feminists.
>voting
topkek, they're all shit
>>78788591
Probablemente solo una de ellas haya tenido capacidad de presentarse donde sea que residas. Vota esa.
>>78788588
no, my dubs friend.
>>78788609
Amazing argument, friendo.
>>78788475
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ5VXy8GP6s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E3bqXqXD3g
he's doped as fuck.
>>78788591
JONS
>>78788596
>:)
Tsevan Rabtan?
>>78788706
How can you believe that they would give him coke in a meeting? It was probably cash for the gypsie that was playing the guitar
I want Pedro to impregnate me
>>78787478
I'll vote C's.
They want to help people to have children and they want to help people to have children and only take tne skilled immigrants.
They are a fucking EU cucks, but this is Spain and you can't expect anything better.
Yo voto a podemos por el Lulz
First time I see an only spanish thread.
Cet Frenched.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falange_Aut%C3%A9ntica
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falange_Espa%C3%B1ola_de_las_JONS_(1976)
Vale si son estas dos pero que diferencia hay entre cada una? ambas son derecha no? son como VOX pero sin marketing?
>>78788869
I have a feeling that you and I are about to become VERY close
>>78788869
OUT OUT GABACHO OUT
>>78788705
Pro tip: Everything you can vote right now, no matter how much "nationalistic" or "españolista" might seem, it at the left of pic related.
>>78787478
Who are the good guys?
Podemos sounds as immature as it gets, Conservatives are clueless and corrupt, and Communists ... well.
Dunno what I would vote for as a Spanish NEET.
>>78788422
>>78788482
ESCAÑOS
EN
BLANCO
>>78788917
>son como VOX pero sin marketing?
No. Son anticapitalistas,mientras que VOX es bastante pro-mercado. Falange is Podemos with nationalism and anti-inmigration
> no one is voting for Vox
>ese sentimiento al llegar de Hacer a España Normalita Un Poco Mas
>voting for a pro-EU and/or a leftist party after the FUCKING BREXIT JUST TOOK PLACE
cucks @ lmaoing at your life as Merkel's vassal state
>>78789089
we must pay denbts, just like you friend
>>78788994
communists area meme party here, like vox
>>78788994
>Who are the good guys?
VOX but they wont achieve representation because our electoral laws. So from the top 4 parties I would say that PP is the least bad,at least they want Turkey out of the EU and have some anti-inmigration members.
>>78789083
So they're kind of like national socialists
>>78788588
Where did I say anti-EU sentiment in Spain? Anti-EU sentiment in general. Like I said it doesn't really matter what we do here because all the options are terrible and will just act as puppets of Brussels anyway, stalling for time is enough. By doing nothing things won't really get better but they won't get worse either.
>>78789007
Es un pavo bastante lúcido de la derecha Jot Down. Síguelo en twitter, tiene un blog guay que actualiza cada día y pone muchos ":)".
>>78788591
>>78788917
Ninguna. Falange es un movimiento de su tiempo. España ha sido secuestrada irremediablemente. Y no, Falange es sindicalista, fascista, revolucionaria y republicana, mientras que VOX es conservadora liberal.
>>78787478
I'n hoping Podemos will win. The EU needs real leftists in power more than ever right now.
>>78789261
Falange? More or less. Vox is more like UKIP while Falange is more like Le pen.
>>78787478
>who you voting
Voted for based Felipe VI
>Who you expect to win?
Coalition of Podemos-PSOE-Cs if they don't get enough votes.
>Where do you live
Alcalá, Madrid
>Do you have any hope left?
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
>tfw want to vote podemos but too lazy to go to vote
Is it actually worth it, I mean it's just 1 vote, it's fine right guys?
>>78788917
Tuvieron muchos años de marketing
>>78787478
PP
PP
Melilla
Yes
>>78788686
People should to start to assume EU is fucked up
>>78789327
Because...?
>>78787931
>Real ballot or just some memes?
Picked Falange, PCE and VOX for the senate. Gotta feed those memes
>>78789446
>Felipe VI
>No Isabel I
>>78788705
>option 1: Balkanize Spain
>Option 2: Sell it to the EU bit by bit
>option 3: Sell it to the Markets
>Option 4: Sell it to the commies
Vote :^)
>>78789327
>real leftists
>>78789450
Definitely, if you're voting for podemos
Im here, so nervous
>>78789468
Why tho?
>>78789263
That's the only real answer to Spain's problems I can think of. We basically operate on a five years delay to the anglosphere's shitflinging, so by stalling now and not getting worse we end up in a much better situation as the paradigm shifts further in america and EU.
>>78789450
¡Jaja! ¡Si hombre que va a hacer un voto solo en el año actual!
>>78788825
now seriously, i don't believe that, but the fuck, why give him the coins in that shady manner.
Seamos serios, ¿qué partido propone legalizar las lolis y el matrimonio a partir de los doce años?
Prioridades, señores. Prioridades.
>>78789572
Who you voting for, amigo?
>>78789263
>By doing nothing things won't really get better but they won't get worse either.
This is the retarded mentality that keeps our country a shithole
>>78789561
>losmercaos
Que alguien mate a este meme por favor
>>78789572
Pa qué votas, lerdo, no vas a cambiar nada.
Felicidades por dar la patita, perro. Porque eso es lo que has hecho.
>>78789660
Lolicon is legal since 2015
>>78789450
VOTE
OOTE
T T TE
EEEE
it's the only way to be sure
>>78789660
El loli es legal
>>78789680
C's but just because they are the less bad imo
They are cuckes tho
>>78789652
>but the fuck, why give him the coins in that shady manner.
No,the guy from his party gives him money,so he can tip the gypsie later when he finishes playing.
>>78788600
>was
>>78788941
MMH
MMH
ARGH
I hear that Spain doesn't have any parties akin to AfD, UKIP etc.
Which is the best (or least worst) option for you guys?
Is there no party pro-leaving the EU?
>>78789749
>>78789769
¿Entonces puedo tener una loli gf ya? Gracias, hamijos.
>>78789724
lo dejamos en "los mercantes", pues.
Hello Spain. I am a strong independent Brit person who don't need no EU.
My parents own property in a developing part of Spain (it's still being built even 12 years later!) and I want to know what you guys think about Britons in your country. Do you not like us?
Most of you seem okay but I have met some blatant racists before.
Also how do I get Spanish girls to sit on my face? I can only ever pull disgusting Brit or Canadian girls.
>>78789814
Nuclear desu senpai.
>>78789840
Commies
>>78789814
Anything that stop commies
>>78789814
>>78789840
Which one of you guys is Nigel and who is Mohammed?
>>78789814
>>78789840
Vox is kind of euroskeptic, but they have no chance of winning. They may not get a single seat.
>>78789450
>want to vote podemos but too lazy to go to vote
It's ok buddy, you don't have to to vote
It's not like your vote was worth shit if you were voting for them anyway
>>78788588
We used to have when the EU was seen as this evil capitalist banker-ruled institution. Now that Brexits is so rayciss and bigoted everyone is sucking EU dick.
Tell me, Spain, why don't any of your politicians offer you an out of the Euro? If you could devalue your currency, you would be able to attract plenty of tourists. I, for one, would love to visit Salamenca, Barcelona, Leon, and Seville, but going to Spain is so much more expensive than visiting Fiji again.
>>78789928
Unidos Podemos? No
My table is literally 4U
Memes are real
>>78787478
¡Viva Unidos Podemos!
>>78789905
>Most of you seem okay but I have met some blatant racists before
We are very tolerant, but not politically correct.
>>78789660
El lolicon es legal aqui, payaso
>>78790035
This.
Two years ago it was trendy to insult Merkel and the EU and to blame them for all our problems. Now if you support brexit you are seen as some kind of evil nazi. I don't even understand normies anymore.
>>78789942
Don't worry, you can trust me.
>>78789905
>blatant racists
Oh, so you are a paki-brit?
>>78790112
Kek wills it. You know what you must do.
Crash this elections...
>>78789814
>Which is the best (or least worst) option for you guys?
Least worst option is elections failing again.
second least worst is anything against EU. I'm thinking Podemos because they're stupid enough to say noto EU, but they could also turn this country into Sweden.
Worst option is PSOE. Leader is a literal cuck and his own party doesn't obey him because they follow orders from above.
Choosing Podemos is a Russian roulette game with 2 bullets.
You either win or you die.
>>78789814
Podemos, and let me tell you why. If a left party wins, it won't be governing by majority, so wont do shit. But if they do, they will bend to the EU. All of this will leave the people desilusioned with the left, allowing in 4 years the appearance of a new far-right party. But first the PP would need to be fucked in the ass in a way that can not recover.
>>78789737
>Para que votar si no va a cambiar nada? Por eso yo no voto, para asi asegurarme de que no vaya a cambiar en vez de al menos intentarlo. Soy intelectualmente superior.
>>78789814
We don't. We are in the stage we fall to the commies and become the Venezuela of Europe, and I'm not fucking joking.
>>78789905
>owning property in Spain
oyyy lmao you better sell that shit before it get expropriated. Commies are 2nd political force in the polls. I'm not fucking joking to you neither.
And yes, we're generally quite xenophobic. There's nothing really wrong with it, northern people tend to be cold and distant, and we don't like it. It is like it is.
>>78790141
Pues ya si eso me caso con mi novia de doce años. Gracias por la info hamijo.
>>78790107
Not oficially, but Iglesias and Garzon have said some anti-EU stuff before.
>>78789450
If you don't go to vote i will rape your ass and i swear to god i swear you won't find it a pleasure experience. I know your IP.
>>78790084
>devalue your currency
>Much more than one spanish billion euros of public doubt
>Imagine that if we talk in pesetas
>>78790245
>I'm thinking Podemos because they're stupid enough to say noto EU, but they could also turn this country into Sweden
see >>78790107
Que grupo creeis que traera mas turismo?
>>78789814
Getting nuked. Not even jokingl, there's no decent party here in Spain
>>78790084
Literally because Peseta sounds old fashioned and regressive, while the euro is trendy.
You'd need an actual thinking person to shape and sell an idea like that, and all of our negotiators and actually good business people don't want anything to do with politics since they are nor retarded.
>>78790084
Podemos spent two fucking years yelling about Troika, Merkel and shit, but now they don't want to be related with Farage and his peeps so they don't flex like that anymore so lefties can buy their shit with a clean conscience. Pretty much what they've been doing through the whole campaing.
>>78790299
>northern people tend to be cold and distant, and we don't like it
This.
>>78788246
She's married tho
>>78789636
>We basically operate on a five years delay to the anglosphere's shitflinging, so by stalling now and not getting worse we end up in a much better situation as the paradigm shifts further in america and EU.
You get it, friend. Brexit was basically an irreversible paradigm shift regarding where the entire western world was heading, not unlike the fall of Berlin's Wall. The dominoes are already falling and there's no stopping them.
I know things might seem completely hopeless now, but it won't actually this way for long.
>>78789905
Keep coming and spending money, guiris.
Is there any way spain can be great again? I weep for my ancestral homeland. Do you need to get people in there and gas the commies or what?
AL DAMUNT DELS NOSTRES CANTS
AIXEQUEM UNA SENYERA
QUE ELS FARÀ MÉS TRIOMFANTS!
>>78790294
Votar es consentir a la esclavitud. Lo que necesitamos no son políticos diferentes, sino menos políticos, menos funcionarios que te señoreen y más libertad individual, cosa que ningún partido defiende.
Pero claro, no fuiste capaz de pensar eso antes de buscar una imagen de un pringao con fedora con la que responderme. Seguro que eres un podemita casposo e ignorante, no sé para qué me molesto.
Could anyone sum up all this shit?
Which scenarios for Spain are most likely to happen? Which of them are good/bad?
>>78790299
>>78790253
>>78790245
That sounds pretty bad.
Good luck.
>>78790497
give spanish gf
>>78790107
He literally says that EU is not a bad idea and it's sad to leave without trying to fix it. Give him 4 years dealing with EU and he'll go full Farage.
>>78790538
We need to burn down this country completely to be reborn stronger than ever
![ferrer-dalmau-rocroi-el-ultimo-tercio--644x362[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pi9USKz.jpg "ferrer-dalmau-rocroi-el-ultimo-tercio 644x362[1]")
>>78790084
> why don't any of your politicians offer you an out of the Euro?
Because we are not cowards and we try to fix stuff instead of running away
>>78790240
(((VOX)))
>>78790365
>>78790454
>>78790481
Ah, so it's """racist""" to switch back.
I think Spain, Greece, and Italy would be much better off outside the Euro. So many people want to visit these countries, but it's much cheaper and much nicer to spend some time on a resort island out in the Pacific.
$450/night + $600 trip to Fiji. $500/night + $500 trip to Spain. It's sad. I'd love to visit Malta and Slovenia as well, but, y'know, Euro.
>>78790626
How is being EU's slave considered bravery?
>>78790623
Didn't you have a nationalist revolution like 80 years ago? It hasn't even been a century, what happened?
Germany'd?
>>78789572
Galiza ceibe *\
>>78790571
Pues vota al partido libertario, subnormal
Vuelvete a Forocoches anda
>>78790739
Franco did nothing wrong
>>78790576
There are no goods.
Only regular, less bad, bad and utterly catastrophic.
>>78790240
#FuckingDroped :^)
>>78790739
We are still alive, that is the problem.
>>78790481
> they don't flex like that anymore so lefties can buy their shit with a clean conscience
wut
http://politica.elpais.com/politica/2016/06/25/actualidad/1466863700_787298.html
http://lasonrisadeunpais.es/podemos-ante-resultado-del-referendum-reino-unido/
> Frente a la grave crisis política, económica, social y de identidad que atraviesa la UE, hoy hacemos un llamamiento convencido y decidido a emprender una democratización profunda del proyecto europeo.
This is what you do when you actually want to fix stuff instead of running away.
>>78790800
which one is regular?
Podemos win? PP win?
>>78790773
Seconded
>>78790789
I completely agree.
Well, besides destroying Catalonia. They got carpet bagger'd like the South did after our Civil War.
>>78790830
>democratización
>>78790626
>Be Spanish soldier
>Be underequipped
>Be outnumbered
>Salary never comes
>Fight for your country with bravery the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth.
>Lose an arm/leg/eye in battle.
>Still manage to win most of the times.
>Go back to Spain.
>No pay
>No home
>Die begging on the streets or become a bandit.
>>78790706
>How is fighing against the troika instead of ignoring a globalized world bravery?
I don't know, tell me.
>>78789905
Depends.
If you're a Leaver you're bro.
If you're a Remain cuck get the fuck out.
>>78790827
Are you asking to be nuked? I'm not sure you deserve it as much as France or Germany, desu.
>>78790739
The dictatorship left a stupid mentality that makes people say "let it go, it'll fix itself" and it's screwing evryone.
>>78790576
Venezuelan Gommunism soon comrade!
>>78790603
haha we're really fucked. I'm considering claiming my inheritable German citizenship just to have a place to flee once Venezuelan Gommunism becomes real.
>>78790491
Sobretodo los alemanes y gente de aún más al norte, son los más assburger del mundo. Viven completamente aislados de la población local y eso les da como una especie de aire de arrogancia. Además de que muchos de ellos ni se molestan en aprender ni un poco de español. Qué desgracia, oye.
Obviamente se creen mejores que todos nosotros.
I'm not much into Spanish politics but which party is least likely to give us shit? I hear Podemos wants better relations with us. What are your thoughts on this?
>FALANGE ESPAÑOLA DE LAS J.O.N.S.
>7.594 votos
I was one of them the last time. Today, I dont know if im going to vote. Too hot in madrid.
The third elections will be in christmas right?
>>78790607
He was anti EU 3 years ago, not anymore
>>78790773
el P-Lib no está en mi provincia, y además está a favor de la UE, lo que lo hace invotable para mí.
>>78790982
>Venezuelan Gommunism soon comrade!
Oh god, it can't be THAT FUCKING BAD
>>78790946
>How is fighing against the troika instead of ignoring a globalized world bravery?
explain
>>78791015
how are you?
>>78790852
C's win, is the best of the options really, but frankly impossible.
PP is less bad, we are stuck in the same shitty situation that we have been during the last four years, could be worse.
PSOE is kinda bad, specially depending on the results of the rest parties
Unidos-Podemos is Londonzuela tier. -20/10 would emigrate inmediately.
>>78791016
>Voting for Falange, probably retard
Y-yes, christmas.
>>78791079
>Oh god, it can't be THAT FUCKING BAD
>>78791016
>Too hot in Madrid
Fuck off, it's hotter here in Phoenix, and it's still 5 AM. We're going to be hitting 43C today, with high humidity.
>>78790968
We only need our bare hands to kill ourselves, no nukes needed. It's a spanish tradition at this point.
>>78791015
>96%
A FUCKING ROCK
why are spaniards so dumb?
this is the seventh time you are voting because they can't form a government
just fucking change the system already, it doesn't fucking work
gallegos cuadrados
>tfw voting for ERC in hopes of destroying this idiot filled kingdom
>>78791091
What happened to your politics?
The eternal juden couldn't brainwash you like they did with Germany.
Why are Spaniards so afraid of nationalism/right-win politics?
Because of Franco?
>voting small parties that will never ever get any representation
>falling for the corruption meme
>not voting pp
It's like you want to be poor.
The only other party that's half-decent was C's but they ended up cucking themselves + River is an idiot.
At least you guys aren't like my ex-gf who voted PACMA.
>>78791015
What's the chatter in Gib about all this now?
>>78791167
You sure? We could, like, send in the Navy and help ya'll out. Just phone the White House saying you found lots of oil and that you're going to support Putin.
Voting for Commies United
May God have mercy on our souls.
>>78791214
>votar al pp para que no ganen los chavistas
>en el mejor de los casos, otra mayoría absoluta del PP
>en las siguientes elecciones, mayoría absoluta de Potemos.
Miento, el mejor de los casos sería otros siete meses sin gobierno, sin subidas de impuestos y etc.
>>78791192
>Change away from Democracy
Not while Obama is still in office, compadre.
>>78791192
>seventh
what did I miss, are you from the future?
what is podemos like in there?
>>78790830
Now they want to emprender una democratización profunda del proyecto europeo, three years ago PI said "Qué haría un gobierno responsable? Yo lo tengo claro, salirse inmediatamente del euro y la Unión Europea y nacionalizar la banca" like mi padre borracho en la barra del bar
>>78791079
>Oh god, it can't be THAT FUCKING BAD
Well yes, at least we're not in a civil war
Although honestly I think I would like that better
>>78791123
what are you voting?
>>78791166
You know. Its 35º, im here in my backyard with my pool and my gf, its my free day and yes, its too hot to waste it voting my memes. We will see in a few hours
>>78791079
My friend, you seem to ignore that, the eu was all about suppressing nationalism in the post-war Europe to fight against fascim. It worked all right when there was money.
But know that there isn't, the Troika is telling us how to spend the money in the hope of a recovery, even tho after almost 10 years we are as bad as before. Many countries claims that EU needs to change the strategy, but Merkel doesn't want any change in the plan. See Greece's repheredum
>>78790982
>ese gráfico
Eso no es culpa de Rajoy, sino del déficit público que se produjo durante el gobierno de ZP, se pasó del superávit de los últimos años de la burbuja a un déficit presupuestario, altísimo al final de la segunda legislatura de ZP. Mientras siga habiendo déficit, la deuda seguirá creciendo. Es estúpido lo que proponen algunos partidos de relajar la bajada de déficit aun más.
>>78787478
PP via correo
>>78791015
El GaditANO
>>78791213
>Because of Franco?
pretty much
the coup attempt right as we shifted into democracy didn't help too much either
>>78791388
>reducir el déficit del estado es una mala idea
>>78791416
>5 years have gone by, Spain still doesn't have a government, now owes 3 trillion dollars
>>78791015
Noone, if PP ends up governing you would have to be in extreme bad luck (and much arguments with llanitos) to have your borders closed.The rest wouldn't even do that, prolly.
>>78791213
>Franco
>Muh civil war
>Muh martyrs
>Muh memoria historica
It's litterally the Spanish version of the Holocaust, only worse since the Republicans also killed people savagely and stuff. It's all pretty one sided.
>>78791469
>See Greece's repheredum
but look what happened with that referendum
>>78791444
Slavs slaughtering slavs while Poroshenko/Putin and their ((((friends)))) make money is not a civil war. It's a circus of death and misery.
>>78791469
God save Spain
>>78791498
>>78791578
Damn, that's fucking bad. Is your youth brainwashed in schools/universities?
>>78791452
We hit 45 just a couple of days ago. Man up. It's just a little heat. If you can't cook eggs on your Ferrari, it's not too hot to vote.
>>78791601
Yep, it turned to shit because Greece is weak. Maybe us have more luck.
>>78791015
>96% remain
back to the cuck shed
I wish there was a clear ''fuck everything'' party so I could vote for them
>>78789905
We'll call you subhuman guiri, but we won't assault you
will commies win?
>>78791079
After brexit all of us are in constant worry about what Spain might do to us, border closure is the main concern.
>>78791265
Podemos seems to looked at favorably, Rajoy and Margallo are hated here with good reason. We are hoping for a new government that won't treat us like shit because of who we are. Majority of us get along nicely with our neighbors but then you get the idiots at VOX who the other day furled a huge spanish flag on our rock where it pissed off everyone.
>>78791674
>on your ferrari
AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
http://www.elmundo.es/f5/2016/06/25/576efd13e5fdeab0158b4599.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THE CITY OF SPAIN
Someone tl;dr me the Spanish politics. Here's an awoo.
>>78791298
Just send some journalist and comfy-enjoy the bloodbath. Long war=best war.
>>78791788
>Gibraltar
R A R E
A
R
E
>>78791732
there's escaños en blanco I guess
>>78791788
I doubt that Spain will attack you. Very unlikely.
>>78791808
>Someone tl;dr me the Spanish politics.
It's fucked up. Almost no hope it seems.
I hope we have another year without goverment
This year was good
>mfw in Spain anarchy actually works
>2016
>No ha votado por santiago matamoros e Isabel I la catolica
>>78791879
>This year was good
An increased amount of shitskins in Spain is now "good"?
I voted to dismember Spain once and for all.
To hell with this idiot-ridden hellhole.
Save the upper third of the peninsula, merge the bottom two with the ocean floor.
>>78791192
facepalm
Seventh? Did the spaniards already teached you maths and you are retarded or you got this information from the shaman of the tribe?
>>78791793
Yes, I bought a junked one for like $20k. Fixed it up for $5k. Paint job is still fucked, but no one cars, I have a Ferrari
>>78791629
>Is your youth brainwashed in schools/universities
Yes, it is. During the last socialist government, they even implemented a subject called "Educación para la ciudadanía", which was about how bad corporations are, how good human rights and NGOs are, ecologist stuff and many more socialist things. I was lucky not to study that, but my little brother had to study that propaganda. Also, the books that are compulsory to read for literature in socialist regions tend to be pro-socialist stuff or from republican authors.
>>78791964
>pretending you aren't one of the 7 million Spaniards that left their country
>>78791805
>La ley electoral impide de manera explícita, desde el martes 21 de junio, la difusión, publicación o reproducción de encuestas o sondeos electorales de cualquiera naturaleza. Por fortuna, las leyes no impiden publicar el precio de los alimentos. Desde el 21 de junio hasta el sábado 25 a las 23:30, FCINCO publica a diario las previsiones de compra de la frutería de Andorra, cuyas cifras coinciden por casualidad con las estimaciones del Periodic d'Andorra sobre la cesta de compra de los ciudadanos al sur de los Pirineos. Los precios mostrados en esta pieza son acumulativos y se suman a los datos del día anterior, por lo que a medida que se acerca el 26- J son más precisos.
Is that too subtle for you or something?
>>78791955
Spanish people seem to be so angry on spain. :D
>>78791878
An actual attack would have severe implications for Spain but I'm sure they would try everything in their power to make us suffer and give in to Spanish sovereignty which 98%+ of us totally reject.
>>78791964
>Germany
Welcome, friend. Now we just need Canada and Sweden to show up. Those lazy commies in our hat just won't wake up, even though it's like 8 on the East Coast.
>>78792053
I know exactly what it meant
>being this fucking backwards and ridiculous
literally a banana republic
>>78792035
Just like American colleges, huh?
>>78792102
Why not join Spain? What are the reasons? History?
>>78792102
M8, if we attack it's 100% krauts doing, we're lazy and you know it llanito
>>78791629
Depends, I had two History teachers that taught us about the issue.
One was pretty much against Franco, two years later the other taught us about merely the militar and political part of the war, we barely touched the executions issue.
It doesn't help that most of the films have the Republicans as the good guys and don't show the other side of the coin.
Also, thank Zapatero for bringing this shit into the table 65 after the war fucking ended.
Four years ago PP won the election but
>gay marriage with adoption still legal
>abortion on demand still legal
>secularization continues
>economy is still a mess
Do you guys even have right-wing party?
>>78792102
Why do you reject it? People in the british virgin islands dont feel that british as you do
>>78792102
attacking would trigger nato shit there's no way that'll ever happen
>>78792185
Do you know what a Tax haven is?
>>78792102
You also 96% totally reject the will of the British people. So?
>>78791947
Unfortunately we can't do anything
Every fucking big political party loves them
>>78792293
Oh, I see now. Damn, that's a shit situation...
>>78792254
Yes, but not one from the XVIII century.
>>78791947
>increased amount
what are you talking about? this year more shitskins went out than came in.
>>78791808
I'll sum it up with something that actually happened some time ago.
>Some politicians of VOX (literally irrelevant party) got a huge Spanish flag and went swimming to Gibraltar to air it. Then police got one arrested, but others escaped and swam back to Spain. The guy they got pleaded guilty and is waiting sentence.
That's spanish politics.
>>78792254
PP are cuckservatives like Republican party pre-Trump. They surrender every cultural fight to the left. Just another reason why they are awful.
Yes yes, elections and shit, but the fucking cuckolded krauts keep making our decisions.
When will Spain just bomb Germanystan?
Hope Podemos wins
Spanish Republic soon
>>78792460
Maybe when we stop using shit made on the 50's
REMEMBER TO SONREIR
>>78792085
Spain does not exist, my dear Ahmed. "Spain" is a way of calling the nations of Catalonia, Galicia, Euskadi and Castile under the violent domination of the latter.
If you knew this place, you'd know that northern Iberians are closer to Englishmen or Scandinavians than Castillians.
Castile, especially Madrid and below, is a nest of uncreative and limited minds, with close ties to northern Africa.
800 fucking years of muslim rule: let that slowly sink in.
>>78787478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6sQ_uQZa1E&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=problematic
>>78790745
Que carallo dixeches da miña Jalisia ti, media merda? Direiche que gradueime con honores nos mariscadores de Rianxiño, e teño estado relacionado con multiples asaltos secretos contra os putos ilejales jodendo pulpos polas pedras, e teño mais de 300 pauasos confirmados neses fillos de puta. Estou entrenado en manejo de fousiño e son o máximo exemplar de todos os forestadores do Barbanza. Ti para min non eres mais que outro toxo. Arrancareiche de raís cunha precisión que aínda nunca se veu nesta comarca, que che quede claro. Ti pensas que ser un comemerdas en Internet che vai saír jratis? Pensato ben cabrón. Ahora mesmo estoulle pedindo a contraseña de wifi ó camarero, e penso avisar a meu tío Fransisco pra que traia o todoterreno. Así que preparata pra a tormenta, fulano. A tormenta de ostias que che vai deixar a cara coma a suela dun sapato. Estás morto, neno. Podo estar en todos lados, a calquer hora a partir de que volvamos do mar, e podo escarallarche vivo en mais de setesentas maneiras. E eso e só usando o sacho que levo no maletero. Non solo eso, teño á miña disposisión todos os tipos da cofradía que están aquí a tomar o vermú, e penso avisalos a todos pra que che abran a cabesa. Se ten solo soubeses o que fasías cando merdaposteaches sobre Jalisia, ó mellor habías estar calado. Pero non o podías saber, non o fixeches, e ahora vas pajar o pato. Me cajo en dios que non che vai conoser nin túa nai. Estás morto, rapás.
>>78792668
Jesus fucking christ what is this autism
>>78792668
>t. Oriol Butifarrenstein
>>78792668
A Galician was the one in power during the last for years tho.
Also, Cervantes was Castilian m8
Well lads, I've just voted a moment ago, and voted Vox for congress, and I painted a huge dick in a paper and put it inside the envelope for senate.
Good luck everybody mein nigros.
>>78787478
>Who I voted for?
Voted for Unidos Podemos
>Who expect to win
A coalition of PSOE-Podemos (+Ciudadanos if they don't get enough seats in congress, but I don't want Whore: the party in the new government)
>Where do I live?
Pontevedra, Galicia
>Hope left
>I have any hope left
los españoles siempre pasan de mi
por que son tan dociles?
>>78792668
>Spain does not exist
>>78792668
>Catacuck
>Trying to explain anything to a guiri
kek my lels
>>78792581
t. Jamaal Mohammed al-Khalifa
>>78792102
Once we win independence Catalonia will support Gibraltar in defence of our stupid neighbour, and feast upon our victory on Catalan bay.
RULE BRITANNIA
>>78792759
>taking time to tanslate a copypasta into a retard language
I feel bad for you.
>>78792759
>Navy Seals en galego
What a time to be alive
>>78792185
>>78792262
For over 300 years we've been British, it's in our blood, everyone's been brought up patriotic and loyal to the crown. Article X of the treaty of Utrecht still holds to this day, that Gibraltar will forever be British, confirmed by the treaty of Versailles. Don't get me wrong we would love to build good relations with Spain but not if they act like cunts towards us and keep claiming sovereignty.
>>78792871
>once we win
>>78792759
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
Want to know what makes me hate socialism? Seeing shit like this.
Let me guess... It's still unfinished?
>>78788869
>give ring
>sell all census office stuff to Arille with 100 disposition
>do the fargoth's secret stash quest
>get ring and money from his stash
>never return it to the quest giver
EVERY SINGLE TIME I REPLAYED THE FUCKING GAME, OVER 10 TIMES
Are there any places with strong tradictional values or all Spain is cucked by cultural marxism?
Votad a quien os de la puta gana de presidente. Pero un hijo puta es un hijo puta aunque contigo sea buena gente.
He votado a psoe. Pero porque tiro a la izquierda y no quiero irme de europa. votar a minorias no sirve, y tampoco en blanco o nulo.
Sinceramente a quien coño le importa aqui no ha ganado nadie. Hasta los cojones de todos.
>>78793070
>Are there any places with strong tradictional values or all Spain is cucked by cultural marxism?
Everywhere except catalonia.
>>78792668
>If you knew this place, you'd know that northern Iberians are closer to Englishmen or Scandinavians than Castillians.
Catalonian education, everyone. PURE SCANDINAVIAN BLOOD FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS
In reality Catalonia has 20% Andalusian admixture (highest of any area in Spain other than Andalusia itself) and is also the community with the most immigrants by far.
>>78792668
Proof.
>>78792956
> it's in our blood
Most of your population are andalucians pretending to be brittish, what the hell are you talking about?
> they act like cunts towards us
Like you don't give us reasons to do so. Also, who is the one who said Spain was going to invade the rock if you exit the EU? That's right, YOUR Minister.
>>78791788
>won't treat us like shit because of who we are
You are either:
a) spanish smugglers who use gibraltar as a way of avoiding tx/jail
b) non-european barbarians who invaded and occupy a european country
>>78793184
r1b is muslim blood?
>After elections
>No one can form a goverment
>No new delas/scams for the EU
>No new oppressive laws
>No new public spending cuts
>everything is like yesterday
Probably is better to draw a dick on the ballot
>>78793070
You can go to any small town. Just avoid most 20 somethings in college towns and don't read the graffiti.
>>78792759
10/10
>>78792956
You dont want the cosovereignty that is being offered to you? It would be similar to what Hong Kong or Macau are to China, with their own laws, but also belonging to the UK. You would be part of the EU, that you want so much.
>>78793252
Remember:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcWhc6UF75Q
>>78792858
>if you're a socialist you must be non white
When will this meme end? Most of the great socialists were whites/Europeans
>>78792759
Cago en Dios neno, case morro da risa namentres lía isto.
>>78792759
nunca vira algho tan fermoso
>>78793403
>(((whites/Europeans)))
>>78787478
Can you explain the current political situation and parties to an outsider pls
>>78793482
>UNA
>PUTA
>HOJA
Welp after reading all this I gotta say, spain is fucked.
I bet if you brought the monarchy back and made me king that would be better than the poisons you have to chose from now.
>>78793524
>if you brought the monarchy back
What?
>>78793070
Stay away from the cities, just like every single western country.
>>78792811
Franco was Gallician too
>>78793184
>Catalan education
I was raised in an elite English school you fag I never passed across our National schooling system
>In reality Catalonia has 20% Andalusian admixture
True. That 20% is the necessary workforce for the shit jobs which require no abstract thinking and intellectual complexity. Let us Catalans take command of the Nation and rule as we should.
>>78790570
Com va tot per Catalunya? Quan assolireu l'ndependecia? Hi ha hagut alguns avanços?
Sorry for poor catalan
>>78793524
>I bet if you brought the monarchy back
American education
>>78793679
Was just joking m8, Though I really wish you guys bounced back. Pisses me off to see spain like this.
Pero que pueden hacer?
Someone give me the 414.. cbf reading, and I like Spain...
>>78793218
>never heard of it
Right now in my city nobody's giving a shit about the elections beacuse the local football team is playing today a game for promotion
>tfw instead of voting commie cucks we are going to be partying til 6 am
>>78792956
>it's in our blood,
>an andalusian pretending to be the eternal anglo
The eternal andalú
>>78793726
More in my favour
>>78793826
Yeah, it seems it only can get worse
Oh boy, I can't wait to see daddy fuck up again
>>78793776
>poland bro didn't know it was all in jest after the and part
Least you got to say that epic meme again.
>>78793826
Spanish Civil War 2: Electric Bogaloo incoming?
>>78793882
>So our votes go to the commie cucks
>>78793957
Spanish Civil War : Back With a Ven8nce
>>78793930
You just sound like a stupid person backpedaling
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>78793760
No ho sé, els de la cup estan fent l'imbècil sense parar. si no ho aconseguim, al menys seguirem tocant els collons als castellans a la política i a les finals de la copa del gay
>>78793826
Spain has been dead for 300 years, the country will never recover.
>>78793745
"we wuz scandinavianz. castillians was in caves while we wuz kingz and building empires before them shitskins homos ever got around it" what your average Jordi actually believes.
>>78794049
Are jokes not allowed?
You can fuck right off if you're trying to stir up shit out of nothing like a retard.
>>78793957
Nah, mañana hay furbito, y hace muxo calor. Otro dia primo. Yo ya solo quiero esos ochosiento pavacoh de podemo para pasarme el veranito tocandome la polla sabes? XD
>>78794228
Don't forget that Cristobal Colón was Catalan
>>78794210
I still believe.
>>78791213
>muh Franco
>indoctrination
>media brainwash
>is trendy to be le gommunist (I know tons of rich people that are going to vote the shitty podemos)
>>78794333
SONRÍE COJONES
>>78792956
>we've been british
You're as british as I am.
>>78789905
define wayciss
you guys voted leave mostly because of immigration why shouldn't we be against it too
>>78794165
La cup segueix amb els seus memes? Fantàstic
Si, como mínimo seguís tocando los huevos a Madrid, tanto que hasta conspiran contra vosotros
Saúdos desde Galiza, co
>>78794319
He was either Italian, Portuguese or Galician.
>>78788588
Well if you ask old hags in here about Peseta they want it back so I think this could be exploited by anti-eu parties but nobody does.
he votado a PODEMOS.
fuck the system.
>>78793133
>literally live off catalonia
>still trying to teach us how to do things
>>78794615
>or Galician
this one is new
>>78794615
He was black you racyst
>>78793886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukF9GnPhkEY
>pisha, zoi der reino unío!
>>78794718
Cancer para comer y cenar. Buena suerte comoendote el cadaver de gente enferma
>>78794884
que no te enteras tete, esta gente de la izquierda caviar no toca nada que no sea como mínimo navidul o campofrío
>>78792102
We don't have to attack, llanito.
Seven hours queues to cross the border every day are enough to make you fall.
>>78794598
Galiza ceibe! parte da miña familia é d'elí. Sodes unha gran terra pero teides unh complexo de inferioridade increíble.
>>78795075
This.
Our incompetence is enough to defeat anyone.
>>78787478
Could a spaintard give me some background on this? Who is most likely to win and what they actually stand for?
>>78794762
Hmm...really makes you think ......
>>78795080
>d'elí
Que carallo é este meme? Non recordo haber estudado este galego
>>78795080
>complexo de inferioridade
Certo é, amigo catalán. Semos cínicos, seica, pero xa virá o día que as cousas cambien a mellor
>>78795263
>haber estudado
merda
>>78795080
>pero teides unh complexo de inferioridade increíble.
Dixo o catalán falando das súas supostas orixes escandinavas.
bueno, acabo de volver de votar
al final he votado CiU, y en el senado uno de CiU y dos de Esquerra
>los de delante votando a ciutadans
malditos charnegos
>>78789814
The closest would be Democracia Nacional but it's horrible don't vote that you disgusting shabbos goy
Sinceramebte. ¿Importa quien gane sabiendo que vamos a peor sea quien este en el govierno? Votamos para ver a quien hacemos ricos con nuestros impuestos.
>>78795709
Por qué no tenemos un partido como el UKIP o el FN, antiinmigración pero sin la caspa de los skins, fachas y cabezahuecas de la extrema derecha española?
Qué asco
por cierto, este año no habia papelito de la falange
me ha dado penita y todo
>>78794384
Tell me about it, I study medicine at ot's chock full of rich cucks voting for Podemos, while I, coming from a bad neighbourhood and a low-middle class upbringing, vote for PP. Spain has really gone to shit.
Vote for me.
>>78795922
En las papeletas del senado si que está.
>>78796163
no, donde he votado yo no
>>78795895
Es porque en la opinión de todos estos shabbos goy de este país feminista de mierda ser euroescéptico no puede ser democrático y tenemos que disolvernos en una masa de africanos, chinos y árabes hasta morir, y ni se te ocurra recordar que existió alguna vez un país con una moneda propia y que tuvo años sin recesión
>>78795930
That makes no fucking sense. Is like if a poor guy wanted to vote someone that's going to steal his money more.
Vivimos en un pais de masocas que sigue votando al mismo notas que les roba el puto pan de la boca.
>>78796008
voted
sabeis que en españa nadie quiere salir de la UE, ¿no?
>>78796163
>El senado
>Utilidad
Elige
>>78796212
Que tener identidad nacional es de franquistas y es mu malo menos si eres catallegasco que entonces mola mazo, a ver si te enteras
>>78795252
>PSOE
-Pro EU.
-left
-Pro SJW laws
-Did a big ERE scam some time ago.
-Former important president owns a big company.
-Current leader can't do shit because of said former president being an evil puppetmaster.
PP
-Pro EU.
-center-"""right"""
-Cronyism supported by their laws has created in Spain levels of inequality comparable to any 3rd world shithole.
-Have had so many cases of corruption it isn't even funny. They're proud of it.
-Former important president owns a big company.
-Current leader can't do shit because of said former president cucking his shit up.
+Most likely to win because they always have the same number of voters no matter what.
>Podemos
-Commies
+anti EU
+-Grew moderate with time but may lose their shit eventually and say fuck you to EU
-SJW: the party.
+-They'll either become Trudeau-tier or be forced to make a deal with another party, then simply resist EU and remove corruption, which COULD be great.
>C's
+started as /pol/: the party
+Seriously, literally started as the best option.
-Became moderate pro EU
-Criticism towards the Trump
-It's clear they want to blanda in with the big parties.
-Corps: the party
>Vox
-Literrally who?
>a plant pot
-No laws will be made
-Not against EU regulations
+Not pro EU
+No laws will be made
+Never said anything bad about Trump
+Would support Brexit if it could
+Still a better option than all of the former parties
>>78795377
os meus ancestros galegos falaban nesa variante, poñendo a "e" en lugar da "a" en moitas palabras. e unha variedade dos valles do sur de Ourense.
>>78795445
Eu non dixe nada de ter orixes escandinavas. Eu dixe que temos (os do norte, tu tamben, calamón) moito mais en común co norte de Europa que con o sur español.
>>78795629
La plaga xarnega acabarà entenent que el seu lloc en aquesta nostra terra és netejant la terra on caga el meu gos. Visca la Pàtria, company
>>78792886
>>78792953
>>78792971
>>78793341
>>78793432
>>78793457
>>78795114
Gracias polos (Ti)s, fulanos.
>>78796393
Based plant pot
>>78796393
C's became shit because they weren't getting voted so they had to change their program. Remember how they wanted to erase or modify the gender violence law? They had to rectify thanks to the feminists. And so and so on
>a plant pot
>not A FUCKING SEAGULL
>>78796528
>discute en un bar, se va, vuelve vestido de buzo y dispara con un arpón
eso suena muy gallego
>>78796393
>podemos
>moderate
>not disguising their communism to gain the moderate left votw
sure thing senpai
>>78796384
Yo todavía tengo la esperanza de que cuando podemos hunda el país de verdad se tenga que levantar el país para otra cosa que ir al INEM porque será eso o tener otra yugoslavia, que es algo que realmente la gente no quiere, y votan a todos estos payasos separatistas por cabreo con el PP (que está justificado porque son unos mierdas, pero lo que van a votar ahora va a ser peor).
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