They are the only non-major party that can actually have an influence. They are pretty based (non nanny state) and will soon control all of Melbourne #VoteGreens
>>78756094
This is the only non-major post on /pol/ that actually might have some influence. You're pretty based OP (non-troll) and will soon control all of 4chan. #OPisafag
>>78756094
Voted for them. My boyfriend and I are passionate about the refugee crisis and want to see more done to help them. The Greens are the only ones who show interest in doing that.
>>78756252
top meme friend
>>78756462
the greens are the only ones not cucked by the corporate elite and thus can do what they want
>>78756094
>>78756094
My wife's son and I are definitely voting Green this year! We'll show those nationalist thugs who's boss.
>>78756645
did you sign up your Non binary conforming child for a hormone blocking treatment yet? Its fashionable these days.
>>78757032
its a sensible idea, if the child identifies as one of the different genders, they can make the change before puberty. Think of it like a fetus without a specific sex yet
>>78757154
I dont get why those raycis Right wing nazi fascists homophobes are so against having children identify as whatever gender they want, its not like they cant make life altering decisions themselves.
>>78756094
> non nanny state
> literally wants to introduce a tax on sugar
> thinks they will control all of melbourne
> winning the safe liberal seats in the inner east and inner south
> winning the safe labor seats in the inner west
shoo shoo greens shill
>non nanny state
Hahahahahahagahahahahahagahag
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>78758211
>>78758563
you literally can't prove they are a nanny state.
>>78756094
>non nanny state
I'm sorry you are so retarded OP, did they let you out of the retard camp to shitpost for the weekend or something?
>>78759330
but you cant prove they want a nanny state, they want less regulation. you literally dont know what you are talking about at all, literally dont.
>>78759160
>enforce more regulations on curriculums and content
>enforce safe schools in every school
>more prosecution of speech they don't like
>strengthening of the RDA section 18C
>more legislation of how you can use your land and what you can buy
How the rfuck aren't they the nanny state when they want to regulate absolutely everything except recreational drugs?
>greens
poofter cunt
>>78759426
fuck off retard one glance of their policy page shows how much of a nanny state they want.
It doesn't matter if they don't have corporate backing the problem is they only have self-interest in their own ideology, they don't believe in freedom of speech for opposing views so they can't be trusted.
>>78756094
nah mate.
>>78759523
>>78759672
some things needs to be regulated like what you mentioned mate. that doesnt make em a nanny state party, they arent getting involved in your life or trying to tell you how to live. maybe if you exposed yourself to more media (green weekly, reddit and news.com.au) you'd have a more realistic and balanced view on how the world works.
>>78759930
Damn, really made me think there...
>>78759930
some things don't need to be regulated like what you mentioned mate. that does make em a nanny state party, they are getting involved in your life and trying to tell you how to live. maybe if you exposed yourself to more media (Daily Stormer, UPF facebook page and 4chan.org/pol/) you'd have a more realistic and balanced view on how the world works.
>>78760191
thats a logical fallacy just rearranging my words. you have the burden of proof to prove how what u mentioned makes them a nanny state party - they literally are the complete and definite opposite. you probably left school.
>>78756094
>Greens
Don't even have to look into it to know it's a bad idea. Every single green party (ours included) is actually a watermelon. Green on the outside, red on the inside.
>>78759930
so long as it's /r/circlejerkaustralia or /r/AustralianPolitics and not the evil /r/australia
>>78760317
They are a nanny state party. That is what they are founded on. read their policies, you are a fucking retard
http://greens.org.au/policy-platform
here is one from http://greens.org.au/policies/economics
>The tax regime can be a powerful tool to transform the economy using appropriate incentives and penalties that reward socially and ecologically responsible effort.
You only need to read their policies to see how much they support a nanny state.
You don't even know what a nanny state is you fucking idiot greens voter.
>>78756094
If only I had citizenship, me, my wife's five children and my wife would all vote greens.
As an illegal Muslim cuckold with no skills and no job prospects they represent my needs perfectly
Allah Akhbar
>>78760832
>actually going to the effort to prove me wrong
its like youre not even trying are you? definitely an early school leaver. even my dumb friends in STEM know what im talking about.
cant wait until Trump gets in and Australia joins a union with the US and BTFOs the commie greens
>>78756094
greens are fucking shit kill yourself. they just pander to le cultured left wing arts student
they're fucking, shit full of empty promises and would ruin this country
vote for sustainable australia party
>>78760955
you know attacking the character delivery the central point is a logical fallacy? It's called "ad hominem"
However stating that someone is a retard or undertakes the actions of a retard is not an ad hominem for me to undertake because I have shown you are wrong, provided a source and proceeded to show people that you are in fact a retard. You sound like a retard and you vote like one too
>>78761481
you cant even comprehend what you read friendo. ive provided you with all the evidence but you cant see and dont realize, so you have to result to ad homeminems
>>78760335
Thank you based barbosa
I watched my wife's son say he will vote for greens at a Marxism conference because he said anything else is for bigots.
is this true, are all other parties for bigots?
>>78756094
>non nanny state
AHAHAHAHA
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_MBwQhGgA
>voting greens
Do humanity a favour and kill yourself.
>>78756094
green party platform is to LITERALLY plant one tree and kill 3 white people in turn.
>>78756094
FUCK OFF
>They are the only non-major party that can actually have an influence.
Yeah, because stupid fuckers like you vote for them. Popularity isn't a reason for anything.
>They are pretty based (non nanny state)
Yeah, no nanny state for whites anyway. They want more fucking browns.
>and will soon control all of Melbourne
Melbourne... Fucking Melbourne. If anything that is a reason NOT to vote for the Greens.
>#VoteGreens
No. #VoteLDP
>The Greens
Implying they aren't undercover Communists under the guise of 'environmentalism'
I think everybody knows this.
>all these niggers taking OP's b8
Everyone ITT is falling for OPs bait. Read the posts and you will see
>>78763002
what rating does my bait get /10? I got a lot of bites even with stupid tumblr tier arguments
>>78763183
its always about the (You)'s not the quality
>>78756094
Daily reminder that Triple J radio is hippy-faggot-non-conformist radio. Listen with caution.
>>78763333
them quads is quality
>>78763333
quads of truth.
>>78763700
dubs of truth. Stopped listening to the j's a while ago now. That shit is cancer personified
>>78763183
I f you get good enough at shitposting they just contact you and offer you a job.
This thread is fucking gay
Saged and reported blah blah
>>78756094
You're right, but don't let "can actually have an influence" stop you from numbering 1 for other parties. We have preferential voting for a reason.
That said, I will be putting the Greens first in both houses.
>>78769057
you fucking retard.
Does Australia have a Libertarian party?
>>78756094
> The Greens
> Die Grünen
>>78769701
>Image behind her
>The Woman and Children are in focus
>The horde of men wearing designer jeans, new sneakers and jackets are blurred out
Topkek
I'll be voting Greens in a safe Labor seat like usual because I'm a massive edgelord, but I have hopes for the DLP in the future.
>>78756094
Fuck you
>>78769575
LDP
they're pro guns, pro drugs, and they despise the communists
>>78756094
>They are pretty based (non nanny state)
Good bait faggot
>>78756094
Fucking kill your self you peice of shit
>>78756094
>They are the only non-major party that can actually have an influence.
lel are you high you fuckin drongo?
>green on the outside red on the inside
>>78756462
Traitorous slime, you just want all that Arab Fikki Fikki
>>78756094
Gotta point out Xenophon is a major contender.
Holy fuck when that Pyne email leaked showing him shitting his pants over NXT running against him, man I got a good chuckle.
But yeah, brace for a two party system in the senate: NXT and the Greens.
>>78756094
I'll fucking kill myself before I ever vote green. Your a socialist cunt fuck off from pol.
>>78770012
What do they even promote?
>>78770553
Catholicism.
>>78770553
rape by "Multicultural" people
>>78769912
> 80% of all refugees are males
http://diepresse.com/home/politik/aussenpolitik/4835187/Fluchtlinge_Der-lange-Marsch-der-jungen-Maenner
>>78770162
That's who pol should be voting for the Democratic liberals are based not nu-male, cucked greens.
>>78770744
That's the thing about being seen as a potential combatant by an opposing force.
>>78770829
Most of the refugees are not from Syria...actually its only 1/5, most are 'economic migrants'. Try again cuck boy
>>78771003
Syria's not the only place in civil strife.
At least try.
In all seriousness, who's gonna keep the shitskins out of this country? Can we be saved from being turned into another muslim country?
>>78760335
Thanks for the inspiring words. Pic related.
>>78771174
libs full stop, at least they will make the cunts pay to come here and not just open the flood gates like labor or the greens.
The Greens have a huge hard-on for the Tibetan independence movement, increasing Australian food aid to Africa, and allowing free pass of migrants from Syria to Australia.
the greens are cucks...
vote one nation, they actually have good policies if you check them out, youl probably be surprised.
>>78756094
Leftist fuckers
>tfw mum bluepilled as fuck
>>78771141
Most are economic migrants. You and your little clique are delusional and the worlds knows it. That's why brexit went through, worlds had enough of your bullshit.
>>78756094
Shame all the influence is negative.
>voting for the worst party in australia
bait
>>78773938
too bad she raised a colourblind child...
>>78756094
kill yourself
>>78773938
what are you doin here redpill that bitch
>>78770553
Christian Socialism. Think Merkel
I already cast my early vote. I only recognised maybe 4 or 5 parties.
I voted 6 for green since I like them the most (the environment is important to me), put libs in last and a bunch of random parties in between.
>>78774881
dont talk about my mother like that ever again you pindick cunt
>>78775024
the environment is a hoax mate it doenst exist
Fuck off you commie cunt
>>78775319
let me guess single mother? raised by wife's son cuck?
>>78756094
>not voting liberal democratic
Vote CEC or vote for an illuminati shill. You only have these two choices.
They contest every election and never win a seat, because the illuminati.
>>78776081
what tha fuck did ya just fucken say me, you silly white dog? I’ll have you know I never graduated high school, and I been sniffin petrol n gettin on tha drink with my brothas for years since. I am train in bush tucka and I’m the loosest cunt in the entire outback. You are nothing to me but another raccis white dog on my land. I will bash your head in so hard cunt I swear on my aunties grave. You think you can get away with being raciss to me on the internets? No chance you silly white cunt. As we speak I am contacting all my bruthas n cuzins across the outback and we're all getten deadly pissed so you betta be ready cunt. Im gonna fuck you sideways cunt. Your fucken dead, dog. I can be anywhere, anycunt and I can kill you with my spear or my boomarang cunt, and that’s just with a stick. Not only am I black and deadly, im also realfuckin tipsy n ready to punch on wif any cunt who moufs off infront me you silly white dog. your gonna wish you nevea got lippy with me you silly little cunt. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fucken raciss cunt. i wil fuck your white ass so hard my big abo dick comes out oyur mouth and fucks your muddaa in her crusty moot baha. your fucked cunt this is my lann.
My Biggest issues for this election are
1. Legal Weed
2. Ban live exports
3. Gay marriage
Who should I vote for?
>>78777005
kek
>>78756094
Yeah nah fuck off
>>78756094
half the green party members come from the old communist party
>>78773938
>tfw mum is bluepilled
>grandma who grew up in germany in the 30s is absolutely redpilled as fuck
>>78756252
Ahhh yes topkek
>>78773938
Being in favour of gay marriage isn't blue pilled you faggot. There are so many bigger issues, anyone who gets hung up on being anti-gay marriage is a guaranteed faggot.
I mean fuck, churches in Australia keep crying about gay marriage, but there's not a fucking word about our abortion laws that let whores kill their kids right up to term!
>>78776352
>cec opposes holding refugees off-shore
A fitting name.
What is the /pol/ approved party?
>>78775024
Define the environment.
Why do you think you should be able to tell other people what to do with their own land?
Fuck, you're a disgusting faggot.
>>78759930
Damn son, really making me think right now...
>voting greens.
>not committing treason.
pick one.
>>78756094
Fuck off green shill if you don't vote shooters & fishers or one nation or KAP you shouldnt be on this board
>>78775024
>thinking the greens actually care about the environment any more
kys
>>78756462
Godwins law much
>>78776211
>greens
>lib dems
Both want open borders :^)
>>78756094
WAAAAAHHHH. I NEED MY NANNY STATE. WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
>>78779311
Lib dems said that Islam is incompatible with democracy
>>78761098
would vote for trump if could
>>78779415
Because so many South Asians and East Asians are Muslim :^)
>>78756094
I know this is a troll thread, but i actually vote for the greens.I am fairly red pilled but protection of the environment is most important to me.
>>78756094
They literally want to ban gambling
Kill yourself
>>78779485
>the largest muslim country in the world isn't muslim
>>78779625
>not knowing the difference between south asia, south-east asia and east-asia
Unless you think India is a muslim nation, cuck?
>>78779607
Yes, good goy, ((gambling)) is good for you
>>78778595
she's not blue pilled because she supports gay marriage, she's blue pilled because she believes the labor lies that a plebiscite will bring about homophobia and hate ie people saying mean things
i am in complete agreement with you about abortion my friend.
>liberals are nothing but jews and shills for multinationals and banks
>labor are fucking cucks
>greens are ecoterrorist fascists
I just want a party that represents actual fucking people. We need a Trump.
>>78779277
>shooters & fishers
the only reason i can't support them is that they're the complete antithesis of the positive steps greens and labor members have taken in the past to prevent overfishing and the destruction of fish spawning estuaries.
i'm fucking livid, because you've got one side screaming "fuck the fishermen, save the fish" with no regard for the economic impacts, or the welfare of men and their families who have worked in an industry and paid taxes on it their entire life, while the other side is saying "hang the greens, roll back all protections" which would devestate the industry completely.
there is no fucking sense being spoken on either side.
>>78779711
KEK. I was talking about Indonesia. But since you brought it up, India has the second largest muslim population with 180 million.
*drops mic*
>>78756094
>tfw nationalist
>believe in social safety net and universal healthcare and education for our citizens
>a faggot
>hate Islam and (being a nationalist) want closed borders
>want more climate action and more use of natural resources in renewable energy
>want nuclear energy to be seriously considered as we supposedly have a fuckton of uranium not being used
>want drugs legalized and taxed, and treated as a health issue rather than criminal
>want less strict gun laws
>want castle laws
What the fuck do I do? Best I can do is vote Greens/ALA/One Nation/Australia First and hope they get more seats. Unfortunately there's a lot of conflict of interest going on there.
>>78779900
Pauline Hanson
>>78779900
>ecoterrorist fascists
they haven't given a shit about the environment since it became hip to be environmentally responsible. they just want to brainwash your kids with fag propaganda and shame your sons for being born with a penis.
>>78779901
This is a pretty good metaphor for bipartisan politics as a whole.
Worse is when the two major parties totally agree on 90% of things, but their only differences are either cucked or jewed.
>>78779925
sustainable australia
>>78779901
To be honest that would also be my biggest gripe with them aswell but the alternative is just as retarded like you said.
>>78779794
no strong male authority figure in the house to put her straight
>>78779925
All of them sound good apart from what you said about drugs at most i'd have weed decriminalized but that's about it. Druggies are fucked people who need real rehabilitation not what they currently get
I used to be like /pol/ but now I am voting Greens. Fuck it.
I still hate jews though, that will never change.
>tfw bi
>tfw love traps
>tfw love weed
Fuck you
>>78780270
You should try harder queer or ill fuck your boi pussy
>>78779900
>liberal democrats
pretty based desu one a seat in the senate last time round and caused shenanigans when some shady bills were trying to be passed
>>78780008
Pauline's alright. Her heart's in the right place but she's essentially the living embodiment of everyone's unfounded criticisms of Trump.
>>78780013
No arguments here. I'm not voting for them. Although apparently they're against the WTO, the IMF and the world bank, which would almost be worth the cuckening if they had even the slightest chance of doing something about it.
>>78780436
>she's essentially the living embodiment of everyone's unfounded criticisms of Trump.
what?
>>78780354
Fucking oath. Apart from their hard-on for privatization, they're 100% fine by me. What do you think of the Pirate Party? Meme?
>>78780512
She's a nutter.
>>78780636
>She's a nutter.
sorry chap but literally everything she says is right
give me one example where shes wrong.
>>78780636
>Pirate Party
>>78780349
I'd rape you bitch. But id let you fuck me. You should see how hot my ass looks like in my armani jeans and pink victoria secret panties
australians trolling australians
>iron sharpens iron
gonna love watching the /pol/ meme parties btfo by safrans show tonight
>>78779309
>Godwins law
Fuck off, you fucking fascist piece of shit. Go suck Hitler's micropenis.
>>78780251
I agree shit like meth and heroin are awful, but criminalizing it just creates a black market, gang violence, incarcerates addicts, and makes the drug more dangerous than if it were purchasable over the counter. Decriminalizing them at least ensures nobody is afraid to seek rehab and medical help.
>>78780883
>Safran was born in Melbourne to Jewish parents.[2] His maternal grandparents were Polish Jewish Bundists.
>
>>78780694
I'm not complaining about her stance on immigration, I'm just saying she probably knows fucking nothing about running an economy.
>>78780698
So they're cucked? Their policy concerning the internet looks good to me.
>>78759426
Yes less regulation, in fact they are thinking of creating 12 new regulatory body's to make sure (ie forcefully regulate), their new low regulation positions!
>>78780015
kill me
>>78780121
it fucking kills me. my family has been working in boating and fishing since they arrived here during the gold rush.
nowdays we've got dumb as rocks fishermen who are too stubborn to change their methods, but are pretty much the posterchildren of the "hard working australian" who should never be hampered in their ability to work.
conversely, every fucking "activist" who wants to prevent our boats from overfishing, seabed destruction and estuarine degradation just scream that the fishermen are unaustralian and should be left poor and starving.
its infuriating. the only hope is to do what universities have been doing recently with farmers and their overuse of nitrates and other fertilizers, which is to do "trials" of selective/limited fertilizer use and front the cost of any losses they might incur during the trials. in reality, the trials are just a charade to show the farmers that by reducing their heavy-handed fetilizer use, they can increase yield and save on fertilizer costs at the same time.
but green faggots antagonizing the fishers are making trials like this completely unmanagable, because they'd rather see it go down in flames. they don't bother farmers, though, because there's already a public narrative of farmers being bullied by muh evil capitalistic coles and woolies. which is true, to a large degree, but completely unfair on marine industries, even ecotourism.
tl;dr: fuck the greens, they only care about LOOKING ecologically responsible
>>78781103
>Their policy concerning the internet looks good to me.
That's where it ends. They're a tech-oriented version of the Greens.
>based
>support hate speech legislation
>want to train children to be homosexuals
>want open border immigration
>openly hate heterosexual White males
>oppose nuclear power
>staunch feminists
I'm going to stop because I'm getting mad just thinking about the Greens. Full blown Bolshies.
>>78781103
they have been around for awhile but yes they are a meme
>>78781256
Damn. Any party that's anti-TPP and pro net neutrality?
>>78781355
>oppose nuclear power
The other shit is just as bad but God this gets to me. It's the fucking alternative that you want, but you think Chernobyl and Fukushima are typical examples of nuclear power. Fucking Greens I swear to fucking God.
Mates I've just put a cheeky $15 on the Animal Justice Party to win a seat in the Senate. Return should be $750.
>>78778620
>tell people what to do with their own land
>pollution stays contained to that small area
>a series of new mines, dredging, deforestation, coral bleaching, etc etc wouldn't be destructive to our wildlife, forests, air quality, tourist attractions, source of fucking food
Are you a complete mental invalid?
>>78779358
He is so fucking cute
>>78756094
When Malcolm "Business cuck" Turnbull gets back in, I am going to shitpost how stupid the greens are for weeks.
>>78781010
Stop it anon your going to break godwins law, this is why we can't have nice things
>>78781962
>Voting for Malcom Kex
kys
>>78782501
>not voting for malcom so you can show those greens voters that you're an edgy fuck.
>>78773938
Haha, my mutti is red pilled as fuck, even more than me.
>Tells everyone that I voted Liberal
>Secretly voted for Rise Up Australia
>>78781555
Kill yourself, communist scum.
>>78782567
While that is very mischievous of you, please don't vote Libcuck
>>78773938
>My family and friends
It's fine anon she already knows you're a fucking fag
>>78782845
Noice
