>The aircraft was pulling a Ukip banner which got wrapped up in the tail fin of the aircraft when it took off just after 8am. The banner carried the slogan “Vote for your country - Vote Ukip”
Holy fuck how did I not know about this
this happened near me
fucking funny
>>78724960
Is it just me or does Farage look 4 foot tall in this pic
Nigel Farage's car wheels 'were sabotaged in an assassination attempt': Ukip leader lost control of Volvo when wheel fell off on motorway... and police confirm foul play
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3382294/Nigel-Farage-s-car-wheels-sabotaged-assassination-attempt-Ukip-leader-lost-control-Volvo-wheel-fell-motorway-police-confirm-foul-play.html
know what's funnier?
Brexit won and you are acting like a baby!
>>78724960
it was an assassination attempt.. hardly funny, kinda scary tbqh
>>78725411
it never ends
this man's escaped death more than once
he's been given to us as a gift, britbongs
vote UKIP
>>78724642
>Holy fuck how did I not know about this
Nige is the chosen one 2bh
>>78724960
Every time I see this, I think of the music video for The Hills
>>78724960
>fucking funny
spotted the leftist. violent and morally bankrupt.
>>78724960
>>78724642
man is damn hero
>>78725411
>Ukip leader lost control of Volvo
> Why do you drive a Volvo if you are so against Europe?
>>78724642
probably because it happened 6 years ago
>>78726628
hahahaha holy fuck
>>78726628
Lmao dam he was so happy then got destroyed by his own banner
>>78726628
Hilarious now. Also glad he survived because he's a top lad.
>>78724642
Hes a big guy
He wasn't done.
How did he survive that? The plane got completely fucked up. He barely even got a scratch too.
>There is an alternate reality where Nige perished in the crash
>He never brought UKIP to the masses, never created the Brexit debate
>Britain is still in the EU in this reality
truly the stuff of nightmares
>>78725709
The plane crash was an assassination attempt?
>>78725152
He is.
>>78724642
By being new on 4chan.
>>78727028
saved
How'd he fucking survive that anyways? And walk away??? Guy's a fucking walking cyborg
>>78725152
That's because he landed on his head.
>>78727170
there was one when his wheel came off on his car after he took it for a check up
turns out some muslims dleibratly didnt tighten the bolts enough but nothing chould be done beacuse the mudslime was on a visa and ran away before he could be caught
>>78726470
It's OK because Volvo is now Chinese.
>>78724642
What's especially hilarious to me is that the guy helping him back up seems to be an immigrant :^)
>>78724642
>Crashed by his own banner
The symbolism is astounding
>>78724642
>both he and the pilot survived
Look at that fucking mess, how did they survive?
WITH SOME SURVIVORS
It wasn't his time to go, he had a destiny to fulfill.
>>78726827
>he's a top lad.
That day, gravity made him his bottom, though.
>>78727897
God literally exists and is on our side.
>>78727968
>he had a destiny to fulfill.
Like, say, funding the NHS to the tune of 350 million pounds a week?
>>78728041
KEK comes in many forms.
>>78727985
You fokkin cunt
Made me laugh out loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJp8zxduWk
Here is Nige being extremely based and making Merkel and Hollande upset.
>>78727057
I'll pray for them
>>78724960
>>78724642
>>78724642
Because you're 12 and it happened 13 years ago?
>>78728119
Achmed, When farage is finished. The NHS will get £500 million a week.
>>78727897
>Look at that fucking mess, how did they survive?
It's a very light plane so not much force is needed to mess it up like that.
>>78727028
Brilliant
>>78730405
>it seemed like a good idea at the time
>>78726628
>striped socks
madman
>>78724642
Guys I don't really see any jokes to be had.
He's fought for a long ass time and he got hit by a fucking plane what's wrong with you people?
>>78730979
i really hate /pol/s onesidedness
why cant we just laugh at everyone
>>78727038
Hand of God
>>78724642
>Holy fuck how did I not know about this
Because you're from reddit.
There have multiple assassination attempts on him.
>>78725411
Lol bullshit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3392038/STILL-trying-reverse-Nigel-Farage-s-whodunit-thickens-denies-claiming-victim-assassination-attempt.html
>>78727038
He still had work to do familia
>>78725411
If anything Nigels the one offing people.
"The pilot had suffered mental illness following the incident. Mr Farage previously suggested that mental health authorities failed to address his troubles properly. Mr Adams was found dead aged 48 at his home in Eastbourne in 2013. Police said there were no suspicious circumstances."
>>78726628
>His sock stayed in the shoe
Kek.
The man simply cannot die. He is a gift from the gods.
>>78729373
Dude, Farage has been quoted as saying he wants to do away with NHS and privatize health insurance in your country
He also wants to bring back guns
I'd say you guys should try joining America if I didn't want America to BTFO either
The pilot commited suicide shortly after this
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/crash-pilot-who-threatened-ukip-leader-nigel-farage-found-dead-8989517.html
>>78732425
>>78731699
More like he was killed for failing to complete his mission
>>78728119
You again with this shit memeth, don't you stop shitposting to pray.
>>78731191
Somehow I don't find an attempted assassination attempt at someone trying to save western civilization as funny.
