just made a new version of this, accurate?
also general political compass thread
I like the general idea, but just note that this definition of anarchism is ahistorical. Your reasoning is obvious (minimal social and economic restrictions), but historically anarchism was actually part of the labor movement. You could think of them as antiauthoritarian socialists - they believed that people should cooperate only insofar as they actually need each other, and their power in any social organization should be directly proportional to their contribution to it. Left wing anarchist philosophies (mutualism of Proudhon, anarcho-collectivism of Bakunin, anarcho-communism of Kropotkin, anarcho-syndicalism of Rocker, Christian anarchism of Tolstoy, philosophies of Emma Goldman, Murray Bookchin, Oscar Wilde, etc.) have been around for hundreds of years, while the right wing/modern libertarian usage of anarchism (in the Ludwig von Mises/Murray Rothbard sense) is a very recent development, and a very fringe one that's often derided as an "internet movement"
>>78710759
This post is too intelligent. Check my repeating digits perhaps.
>>78708490
>Anarchist as Far Right
Try again
>>78708490
Do you mind if I save this leaf
>>78713431
i don't mind at all
>>78713304
you can't get more right than absolutely zero economic restrictions on business
>>78710759
>Actual discussion on /pol/.
Stop that.
>>78714818
Hitler tips his kippah?
>>78714941
Hitler was around half a square in the red IIRC.
>>78715020
Confirmation here.
>>78708490
I just got into politics yesterday for me, for 5 years....
>>78708490
Feels good to be in the Jew area.
![chart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/teg62uD.png "chart[1].png")
>>78708490
This site is retarded.
It always puts me on the left simply because I'm an atheist and answer all the religious questions accordingly.
Since when is atheism a political stance?
FFS.
>>78714479
based krautballs
best, desu
>>78708490
>Every single left field is bad
>Right side have proud, rich, productive fields
I think it might be a bit biased
>>78708490
>Centrist: "I just got into politics yesterday."
So, Plato got into politics yesterday? I don't usually say this, but fuck off leaf.
>>78715390
Hungary is bae
>>78715325
So do I, but I end up far right and far up. You just need to pick strongly agree or disagree for almost all issues
>>78714434
this is probably the closest
>>78708490
>anarchism on the right
Thoughts?
>>78710759
Thank you, was bothering me too. I've never heard of Anarcho-collectivism, can you recommend me some Bakunin?
Also, can anyone shill me some more political/social/personality/religion quiz's?
>>78715870
don't take this the wrong way, but you're a cunt
>>78710759
Rare Guinea is best Guinea
It's /pol/, why are you even trying to make a point?
>>78708490
>>78714434
My take
>>78715870
You're egotistical enough you have to put your little diagnose me first page politics on a Mongolian basket weaving forum for the sole sake of getting confirmation from total strangers on the internet and that's pretty pathetic
But it all made sense when I saw your flag
>>78715325
Even as an atheist, you should consider religion as a useful political weapon.
>>78708490
> 18 dude weed lamai
>21 Ron Paul fanboy
>26 proud nationalist
Is this normal?
>>78716181
>right wings are smarter than left wings r-right guys? We're super intelligent right? right?
>>78716181
authoritarian and libertarian sides are extremely important differences, you can't just put them together based on the position on economics fucking retard
>>78715870
>extrovert
Normie pls
>>78716029
Here
>the America dream
>Authoritarian
nigga what
>>78713304
Anarchism is as far right as it gets. Leftists who believe in anarchy or minimal government are just confused. There shouldn't even be a green square as it contradicts itself.
>>78715535
On /pol/?! No!
>>78714434
I like your even-handed effort far better than the dipshit OP's deluded right-wing fantasyland
>>78716601
Left economics work with minimal government though. You are the one who is confused
>>78708490
No. Right and left authoritarian makes no sense.
>>78716601
Not true. You just don't think outside the box.
Leftist anarchists seek equity through dissolution of organized economics.
Plus also the entire monetary system in and of itself is big government shit. Economics are big government.
Without it you are left only with barter.
Center with a bit to the left is best.
Open minded but not enough to let your brain slip out of your skull.
Also authoritarians of any kind are basically naive babies.
>no stalin and friends
dropped
>>78708490
I don't understand why centered means you're an idiot or something
having a moderate view on the majority of topics is by far more beneficial for a normal human then leaning too far right or left
>hurr durr you're an idiot because you don't conform to extremism
>>78716158
uncommon at best
Anarchist reporting in.
>>78716383
yes. we would rule the world if it wasn't for the autism.
>>78716444
Difference between libertarian left and authoritarian left is basically weed and hate speech laws.
Both libertarian right & authoritarian right are able to see the free market's ability to innovate and self-correct rather than using the state for gibsmedats. There are differences between the two, but I stand by this.
>>78716601
Anarchism is pure stateless left libertarianism.
Anarcho-capitalism is a hilarious oxymoron as capitalism must always use coercion. Even without a central state to regulate capitalism it will inevitably form private police forces and armies to protect the property of the rich - in other words private, corporate mini-states.
>>78716601
Have you ever actually read about what anarchism is? Or are you just speaking from a vague idea that you have?
>>78710759
I like how you conveniently left out the fact it's a puerile fantasy theory with no practical application and about a billion times worse than outright communism because you have no army or organisation.
You had anarcho-collectivism buddy, it was called free love and the hippies. They did nothing, went nowhere, and got absolutely zero political traction besides dudelolweed and everyone should be fucking each other. Both terrible fucking ideas.
You anarcho fags really bug me because you take the moral high ground over communism despite being objectively worse for a population, as all the anarchists during the civil war in Spain for example got brutally fucking murdered and the ones in Russia got the fuck out and ran to America before the purges and Siberian party vans.
When someone refuses to compromise to a real world model is the first sign you're dealing with a pseudo-intellectual who is totally full of shit and will probably become a full blown fascist if given the slightest bit of power.
You can't even argue back to me faggot, because of your non-aggression principle.
Anarchists are basically plsnobully my wife's son on the farthest left you can go. If you were any more left you would be advocating people plant themselves in the ground and pretend to be trees.
>>78714538
Dude weed lmao
Stop posting these pathetic charts, the test is a joke.
>>78717134
how very unbiased and well-informed opinion you got there burgerbro
>>78717086
>we would rule the world if it wasn't for the autism
>>78717181
This. Capitalism has always used force to crush socialist movements and dissent, from the enclosure of land in England in the 17th century, to the Paris Commune, to the Zapatistas.
>>78716238
Baby eater gtfo
>>78717134
Are you fucking retarded?
>What is anarchism
>>78716860
>seek equity through dissolution of organized economics
>not a contradiction
>>78717350
>expecting political compass memes to be objective
>>78710759
Damn, my (((coincidence))) detector script is going crazy on your post.
couldn't find where I put my results from last time so just copy/pasted.
>>78717487
>What is anarchism
An ideology for people with an IQ of less than 80. Pretty sure the picture answered that
>>78716112
Thank you.
>>78716205
it's a political compass thread. It's basically a form of degenerate /soc/ tier 'rate my haircut' thread.
>>78716454
>extrovert
>normie
I'm on the verge of going insane with radical OCD and ADHD.
Plus, you giving the 'right wing' a bad name by associating all of us with weaboos, beta/nu-male white knights.
The extroverts of our ideology would be disappointed with /pol/.
>>78717601
Mine said ESFP how about you
>>78717623
Russia having a long history of exposure to Jewish tricks spots the eternal trap that is idealism, the high road of the goym which leads them straight off a cliff.
>>78717757
I'm not right wing lad
>>78708490
Looks good.
>>78718038
>lolbertarian
>>78710759
>being smart on /pol/
You're doing it wrong
>>78710759
holy shit. trying to put such level of thought into a simple joke picture. I can respect that
>>78718038
VVD aub
purple master race reporting in
I'm blue centrist since I'm from the ghetto
I like freedom but I just know niggas can't be trusted
I would be purple if I live in a community full of good people
>>78718298
why would anyone buy that cereal?
>>78718776
>statisme
>mark cucke
>meer vluchtelingen
nee dankje
>>78708490
>>78714434
>>78716181
So by this logic, I'm an Edgy kid, a Honest Hard Working Aryan, and a normal person at the same time?
Yeah, pretty sure your political beliefs aren't a guaranteed accurate indicator of what type of person you are.
do you guys have that greentext of what it would be like to live in a Libertarian country?
>>78719597
>great
there you go
>>78719597
You'd be the closes you'd ever be to attaining the concept of "freedom"
>>78719597
free from losers
>>78708490
There are only two choices.
Communism, and everything else.
>>78719597
I have this one
Guess I am a good goy?
Also an ENFP
Analyze me, /pol/
is this good lads?
>>78719991
>Communism, and everything else.
So the wrong choice (communism) and the right one (everything else).
>>78720376
>Analyze me
UR a faggot
>>78720707
>>78719597
Found them
http://imgur.com/a/cxFT5
>>78720038
thanks
>>78715870
What tests did you take?
>>78721047
https://www.16personalities.com/
>>78714479
What are those two at the bottom?
>>78715870
>Extrovert
You don't belong in here.
Leave.
t. INTP master personality
>>78720579
Yes.
>>78708490
>>78708490
i would say the longer you are in politics the more arguments you hear from every side and you can actually move towards the center not to the edge
>>78716454
Being extroverted is way better than being an introvert autist
54% of the population is introverted btw, you "normie"
>>78721871
/r9k/ is among the best boards together with /fit/ and /k/, actually.
>>78718298
Nobody would buy that man
>>78722687
You're missing the point here.
>companies can put whatever they want in your food and medicine with no oversight
Not sure how I feel about this, still voting Trump while publicly lying about it, just like many other people.
>>78722870
>no oversight
No state oversight.
Learn to fucking politics.
>>78713304
>National Anarchism and Anarcho-Capitalism
>>78721751
look at all the special snowflake attributes!
>>78723376
And who else is going to do it? You going to hire a private corporation to investigate it for you?
>>78714434
most accurate so far
>>78723539
Yes.
Private firms already exist to do such.
Have you read a book about politics?
>>78708490
>hitler was a tumblr SJW
pol is so bad at politics
>>78723966
No it's mainly that sjw's are very authoritarian
>>78723859
>Private firms already exist to do such.
[citation needed]
doesn't count if its paid for by the government.
>>78714304
get out
>>78708490
äm i being detained is right wing
>>78722039
They'll suffer too
>>78724353
>sanders that far left
>clinton not more right wing
>rubio and cruz not theocratic hardliners
wew
>>78721189
google max stirner
>>78708490
>being centrist means you're new to politics
wew lad
Apparently I'm literally Hitler
>>78721751
Fight me faggot
1/3
>>78725102
2/3
First time taking one of these
Guess I'm pretty normal?
>>78725157
3/3
>>78725207
4/3
>>78725102
>>78725157
>>78725207
>>78725293
Didn't know I was a sjw
tfw not a degenerate
>>78717204
First of all he didn't called himself anarchist. Second of all you show very little knowledge of the topic
>
You had anarcho-collectivism buddy, it was called free love and the hippies
>your non-aggression principle.
>>78723539
It's called the FREE MARKET
>>78708490
the moderate hate is so strong on /pol/
why can't I be in favor of funding for science while also being against gun control regulations? probably just the meme fascists who want everyone to be authoritarian and the modern libertarians who have been smoking too much grass
>>78717181
collectivism requires coercion as well, arguably more
Not a Communist. I figured I would be more right.
>>78725293
>wants there to be no free speech
>wants laws against daring to so much as criticize government
I always see this shit on /pol/ -- do you people actually believe this or are you just edgy wannabe fascists?
>>78726033
did libertarianism make everyone rich in the future and now we can afford to pay for teams of researchers and scientists to make sure whatever we're eating for lunch won't give us cancer?
>>78726580
I believe it. Im a stratocrasist though, I believe in military, not politicians ruling the country.
>>78726033
The totally free market is an illusion. It doesn't exist and never will. All businesses and corporations use planning. Markets will always be rigged by the bourgeoisie under capitalism.
>>78717519
>a talking monkey that adds nothing to a discussion
How many carnivals have you been featured in?
>>78726763
Not so different from our current reality, though.
lads... what am i
>>78727832
Someone from texas
1/2
>>78727916
2/2
>>78727832
A Conservative Isolationist Nationalist Traditionalist. Learn to fucking read
>>78727368
And what have politicians been doing for the last 30 years?
Deregulation has only made the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Libertarians like to pretend the invisible hand will sort everything out ignoring cartels, monopolies, political bribery, externalities, public goods, and globalization.
>>78720579
So which unemplyment hotspot do you live in? Cork? I'm guessing Cork.
>>78727370
>Communism leads to innovation
>>78728508
it's a fantasy
>>78728508
In a sci-fi TV series, yes
>>78720858
I'm not even american, and I don't know who ron paul is, but kek.
>>78708490
R8 me
>>78717181
There's no such thing as a world without coercion
>>78715546
Plato was a totalitarian
What the fuck, I got dude weed lmao and I said that possession of Marijuana for personal use should be illegal???
>>78728508
It's the future of humanity. Capitalism will hold back innovation if its profitable to do so, and it's reaching its end. The world will be socialist within 50 years.
>>78729633
time to move to canada.
I've never been more proud
>>78718038
Greetings, fellow bigpenis
>>78716973
How about a £1000 bounty on every illegal brought to a detention center. The would be flown back to their county of origin that night.
>>78721751
>took all that time to make a special snowflake display
Kill yourself
>>78713304
I was going to post this. But remember the far right on this chart is economic laissez-faire
A pure anarchist wants government out of the economy (and everything else)
So they are bottom right not bottom left.
>>78708490
>>78708490
Make another chart showing the nations/cultural groups throughout history that best embodied each section.
>>78730359
ugghhh
pls no bully friends
>>78721751
>MY BELIEFS AND OPINIONS MATTER
I just did this for the first time. If anyone's wondering, I'm an energy lawyer and work harder than anyone I know. I also make a very large amount of money. I think the market is a truly beautiful thing.
>>78731007
Though I hate neoliberalism, and believe the state should essentially work as a trade union for the people.
>>78731005
What the fuck is going in this thread and why the fuck are some of you autistic enough to not ONLY compile MULTIPLE images of your special snowflake internet tests, but to then fucking ask for rates.
Never forget that /pol/ is satire.
>>78731936
I'm still hoping your country is satire, leaf
>le tumblr is authoritarian meme
actual authoritarian leftist reporting in, don't dare associate us with that trash
"opposition to freedom of speech" is an extremely small part of authoritarianism
>>78717086
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards....
>>78732723
Where do you think they would go on the political compass?
>>78716781
left economics can't be enforced without a strong government you deluded mong
>>78715325
Finally, someone with the same dilemma.
No, I don`t think schools and religion should be combined. No I don`t think that the only source of morality if religion.
And how is any of that political ? I don`t know, but you and your compasses can fuck off.
>>78732662
>>78733240
where they generally fall when they take the test maybe? tumblr users almost unanimously fall in the green quad
>>78721751
Literally could describe me, except I couldn't be fucked to make one of these autistic peacock tails.
I'm an ENTP though.
Nice powerlevel bro
>>78733712
>>78733240
definitely green. probably around (-4, -8).
>>78734017
>ENTP
my nigga
>>78733701
> "I want to make it clear that I think the acts described are heinous, barbaric acts that are totally unacceptable in our society." - Justin Trudeau
>>78708490
This is strange, I fucking hate globalists and obviously voted Leave in the referendum. I mostly agree with Adam Smith's line of thought and previously considered myself a Libertarian with very strong American Dream fanaticism (breaching Neo-Cons).
(My ideal utopia would be a white picket fence nation of backwards 50s-esque lifestyle with open market and freedom of artistic expression.)
Can anyone explain this result? I'm quite confused.
>>78735029
Give me some (You)'s please.
>>78708490
>Being any extreme
>Not being the "I got into politics yesterday" group
OP you've gone full retard.
>>78736304
>Can anyone explain this result?
sure, that website is shit
>>78736304
The test is retarded and full of loaded questions.
>>78713304
Right-wingers want less government, anarchist wants no government at all, so yeah, anarchist is far right. How many of you idiots still doesn't understand this?
>>78733240
I was interested in knowing this so I did some research.
I couldn't find any results on Tumblr, but found a cross-section of reddit users (from a politically neutral subreddit):
https://www.reddit.com/r/Civcraft/comments/2cldhp/here_is_an_updated_political_compass_from/
Obviously most fall in the green. I went to snoopsnoo.com and looked up the stats of the 4 users furthest to the bottom left, 2 of which are still active, and, sure enough, both are SRS users. They also both frequent /r/againstmensrights, /r/actuallesbians, /r/gendercynical and /r/thebluepill, all of which are ultra-SJW even for reddit.
Take from that what you will
>>78736462
this
>>78708490
>Hitler and Friends
sounds like a sitcom
>>78708490
Finally someone put anarchism in the right place.
>>78736817
Also found this: the political compass according to reddit.
>>78736712
Thank you kind sir. I can sleep easy now.
>>78727832
What test is this?
>>78736992
>keep up the good work
>>78736585
>>78736761
Figured. Thanks for your perspectives lads.
I trust the government wholly, I just couldn't cope without a sensible democracy. It's strange that to my knowledge we don't have that many politicians that are Auth/Libert's on the far right line, the closest I can think of is America's Ted Cruz.
I'm right on the line between right and left and halfway down the libertarian end. I would classify myself as a doomsday prepper. I'm apolitical, but love freedom above all else. Then again, I'm not full anarchy, I do see the purpose in having a government so it puts me right in the middle.
Take what you will from this.
>>78716998
Because some peple don't want to admit that their petty arguing has done more harm than good.
>>78714434
This one is pretty good. Got me correct.
>>78736992
>SJW's not falling nearer Hitler's spectrum as backwards liberal fascists.
DENIAL.
>>78736992
wtf is this shit, the only two things right are the stalinists and the ancaps
>>78717204
You didn't really argue against anarchism, just that as of now establishment powers have crushed any movement nearing success.
With the rise of decentralized technology, the next anarchist movement will be more coordinated and powerful, it think.
>>78716601
LEFTISTS FUCKIN INVENTED ANARCHISM
READ PROUDHON AND BAKUNIN
ANARCHO CAPITALIST RICH BOYS GET OUT REEEEEEE
>>78708490
>tax is theft and get off my lawn
hue perfect
>>78715870
>E
>S
You really don't belong here
t. INTJ
>>78708490
pretty accurate
>>78708490
The political compass is retarded. I'm allegedly in the same category as Redditors and SJWs, and yet I'm even more conservative than most of /pol/ is.
You're just a bunch of edgy libertarian retards that actually answered "agree" to the question about corporations being more important than people.
>>78708490
>5
>>78739262
Everyone is fucking edgy on 4chan.
How is this surprising dude.
The compass does seem off though.
>>78718038
>>78730144
Fellow large dick men, how goes it?
Am I a good goyim?
>>78739262
Most of the stupid ass questions that websites asks are empty soundbites completely devoid of any meaning or context.
RUBBISH
U
B
B
I
S
H
What the fuck are plant genetic resources anyway.
can someone make or post a compass that has flags that best represent their location on the map?
like the USSR flag would go in the top left, and the somolian flag would be way at the bottom. preferably make them modern examples so we know where we'd best fit in.
thanks.
>>78715870
I think you should do more tests.
>>78708490
I never could comprehend on how the libertarian left could function outside of extremely small groups... Like, how the hell is both "Everyone does his own thing" compatible with "You gotta work for everyone, fa.m..."
>>78741122
These fucking tests.
Feels so good to have an identity without having to work for it at all.
Like oh, I'm a anarcho-syndicalistic-transgressive neo-anarchist because of these online tests I took, I don't need to define myself with action in the real world or anything. Give me a break.
>>78741403
You got it.
Your actions in the real world don't matter, but these tests sure as hell do.
>>78736304
I think this just means that you're normal. I got ~the same result.
Also
>>78736585
>>78736761
this
>>78710759
>ahistorical therefore wrong
?
How relevant are those left wing anarchist philosophies that they take precedence over the current usage of the term 'anarchism'?
>and a very fringe one that's often derided as an "internet movement"
[citation needed.]
>>78741122
Where do I take tests like those?
>>78741122
Did you put together that image based on all the 'tests' you did online?
jesus christ
Heres a more apt label: faggot
ps. £1000 says you have daddy issues
>>78741122
>death penalty legal
>allowing the state to execute citizens
commy
>>78708490
Im right at the boarder of hippy filth and dude weed lmao which is dead on brah. All democrats and republicans fall under Jews and Globalist shills.
>>78742290
They're just a bunch of tests I did over time. Sometimes I come across a new one and then I just paste the result onto that image.
>>78715325
>>78733681
This. Fiscally sound policy doesn't have anything to do with religious affiliation.
>>78716238
Also this. The only sane red pill is atheism without degeneracy.
>>78729139
he's the guy on the "its happening" memes. he's actually a really good guy with really good ideas, but he's also fun to meme on
>>78715325
site is garbage and it's impossible to properly map political ideology on 2 axis
if you dont conform to the standard USA right-left paradigm, you just end up in centrist, even if you were a total communist, but didnt give a shit about the environment, or supported personal freedom while at the same time supporting a strong military
I've never taken any tests, anyone want to link me some
>>78708490
Tax IS theft, now get the fuck off my lawn
>>78748995
political compass, despite its flawed questioning, really is the best one. You can find that by straight up typing in political compass into google. There's ISideWith that pretty accurately determines the presidential candidate you most align with politically. theres also mbti (or mtbi idk) tests, which are somewhat relevant to politics.
>>78708490
The compass was never designed to encompass concepts like Stalinism and Hitler. It is orientated to be applied to a liberalist government of the West, and shows where parties within those confines can fall. It can't very accurately represent variations of feudalism, Fascism or communism very well.
>>78714434
Nice, I like it
>>78716920
>>78716998
>>78720376
>>78723375
>>78725555
>>78727916
>>78731936
Hey fellow sane people
>>78749429
This. It also doesn't distinguish enough between an ethnically united nation and an ethnically divided nation.
>>78726290
Communism is bottom left.
>>78750768
it is also an oxymoron
>>78725555
you're not. SJWs score high on authoritarian
>>78717204
I always wondered how anarchists continue to support their bullshit theories based off nothing more than emotions and their own extremely controversial and subjective sense of morality; when their fundamental principle of the economic man has become something of a joke among psychologists (well at least my colleagues in psychology - the SCIENCE degree psychology not the pretentious arts degree "psychology").
>>78716998
everyone wants to argue that they are not only better than everyone else, but exponentially better than everyone else.
>>78726290
These people don't know what National Socialism is about so they will call you a commie ever while descending into an authoritarian state ruled by the jews over negotiations of basic income.
