>come to german class early, no one else there
>teacher asked me about Brexit today
>say I think it's a good thing
>liberty > wealth etc
>I guess that's that
>she keeps going, asking me my opinion on everything now
>rest of the class shows up now
>I'm trying to be as brief as possible but questions just keep coming
>finally it ends
>5 minutes later she asks if I'm a "Republican American"
>say yeah
>I realize she's looking at me like I'm Hitler
Fuck you krauts I don't want to learn your shitty language anyway. Swiss German is far superior.
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Why do you value your teacher's opinion so much?
>>78705325
Bad goy.
She wants you. Seduce her in German.
>>78705885
I don't know, maybe it's a sign of how I'm going to look to the average german.
>>78706358
No, it's a sign of how you're going to look to the average leftist teacher. I wouldn't worry too much about it unless you wanna make a career in teaching yourself.
>>78705325
>Swiss German is far superior.
LEL, enjoy your cocksucker accent, Urs
>>78705325
My teacher is a leftie too and I'm a National Socialist. She is going to give me a 1, i think she wants the D
Dickslap.
>>78708175
Welches Bundesland ?
>>78705325
hey albanian why so mad?
>>78706559
>>78706559
>>78706559
>>78706559
I'm fucked. Gotta hide powerlevel as a teacher here...
>>78705325
>>5 minutes later she asks if I'm a "Republican American"
>Swiss flag
What kind of question is that?
>>78709707
I'm American
>>78709888
What's with the flag then?
>>78709987
What is an aeroplane?
>>78706228
>Seduce her in German.
How does that work? Throwing a sausage at her and walking in class with a "maß" beer?
>>78710063
A weapon.
Show up early to class with mein kampf in original german and ask for her help reading parts of it before you show her what it is
>>78710186
Read her a passage from Mein Kampf, and let the water flow.
>>78710186
I'm going to do much more than throw my sausage hanz
>>78705325
>coming to class early
You have only yourself to blame for this.
Germans are seriously an embarrassment. They are a joke country after WW2. America killed it with the social policy it forced on it. It's literally like that scene in the movie Kung Pow, where a kung fu master is like "We trained him wrongly just because it was funny" to one of his students.
>>78705325
I was gona learn German but seeing as it's going to be an obsolete language within my life time I decided not to. In the future either the EU will make Germany start speaking English or the Muslims will have them speaking Arabic.
>>78705325
> du warst allein und bist hineinkommen, Idiot
>>78710383
this is the worst, my teacher has picked up on the tardiness Mexican trait /wrists
>>78710342
>Read her a passage from Mein Kampf, and let the water flow.
You killed the joke. Look how she reacted to his views on brexit but suddenly she will get wet when you hear passages from Mein Kampf? Right, Adolf´s flirt magic
>>78705325
We brainwashed the Germans to hate certain virtues.
1- Freedom
2- Pride
3- Aggression
Basically sorry for making Germans retarded. I imagine it all seemed like a good idea after WW2.
>>78710373
Hans*
>I'm going to do much more than throw my sausage hanz
....
>>78710342
oooooo panties so wet
SHE HAS TO GO BACK
The Germans are so fucking cucked it's unreal. Don't take it personally, Swissbro. Those witless fucking drones only do and say what Mama Merkel tells them is okay.
>>78711042
Du bist nicht Schlau, ist ihre Gehirn kleine?
>>78710972
>Basically sorry for making Germans retarded.
It wasn't your fault. It was the Jews.
Unless you're a Jew, then it is your fault.
>>78710195
#banassaultaeroplanes
>>78705325
> 2016
> identifying as republican
>>78711246
Wow, that´s actually more or less good german. How long have you been studying? Also, yeah, not the smartest here to be honest but I´m a self critical guy I guess
>>78711333
this. Should've said you're libertarian and the German cucks would've been less hostile. Even if you're not. They havent vilified that group in the media as much.
>>78711524
3 months.
Anyways, I was just giving you shit, Fritz, no need to get upset.
>>78705325
Switzerland is a shithole you faggot
>>78710972
> I imagine it all seemed like a good idea after WW2.
I can see that and even "alt-right" friends of mine that frequent this site with me do understand you stance of reeducation and why you did it. But we still have "wild" fantasies of us being reeducated again by the U.S. to have atleast a part of our "balls" back, especially because you guys are still a super power.
>>78706358
Nigga get some self-esteem
>>78707017
Shut up lol you will be speaking with a arabian accept in 10 years anyway.
>>78711708
> no need to get upset.
Oh, did I sound like that? I´m sry, I thought that my comments had a soft approach to you guys
>>78711960
You're new here aren't you?
It sounded like she was genuinely interested, OP. If she wasn't, she would have dismissed you right away.
>>78712141
Nnnnope, welp yes. Since 2014. I guess it´s still newfag tier
>>78705325
>>liberty > wealth etc
Interesting the way the basic /pol/ opinion has shifted from
>UK will be richer outside the cuck EU!
>They can trade with the Commonwealth and China and the USA!
>EU needs UK more than UK needs EU!
>Make England Great Again!
to
>muh sovereignty
>who needs money when you're not cucked
>Swizerland
>asks if I'm a "Republican American"
Is identifying with American political parties a common thing in Europe?
>>78712358
Well, everyone here is a bit jaded so it's an anomaly to see a non-cynical Kraut.
>>78711142
>>Some lefty bitch who does apparently not even live in Germany goes off on a student of hers but we over here are all witless drones.
>>This from Britain after voting out of the bullshit their own worthless ancestors happily died to establish
British humor really isn't what it used to be. Maybe you'll be able to rebuild it in two years.
>>78712498
> to see a non-cynical Kraut.
Don´t hate on us, especially here. For many germans, young germans it is their last safe space. We are broken and tired and we are not making it up if we tell you so. The football EM is currently running and newspaper made a big story about how even for german standards there is no enthusiasm this year.
>>78713067
I get it, Germany is a husk of it's former self, representing a nation state formed to unite the Germanic's, but only destroyed the variation and strength of the German nations.
>>78710195
kek
>>78712464
They will be richer as long as they govern themselves competently. Currently (((markets))) are undervaluing them as punishment for having a spine. The people in power will drive confidence in them as far down as possible with their media puppets and shills like you and at the bottom they'll buy everything they can and ride the eventual rise of an independent UK all the way to the bank.
>>78713345
> but only destroyed the variation and strength of the German nations.
Nah man fuck that. Holy Roman Empire is romantized alot. For a thousand years we were "bitches" to the french and british. During waterloo a british general said that the soldiers of the divided states are "auxillaries". It took us so much time and a state name Prussia to unite us. Our emperor fucked it up tho plus there was alot of hysteria from the french and british for the newly formed all german nation
>>78710947
>Faggot doesn't think Adolf is sexy and makes the ladies wet
Okay.
>>78705325
>American libshit media pumps out anti republican news, info
>people from abroad only watch mainstream news, about american news
>blame Europeans on the shitty image your media give republicans
>Fak juo gehrmany
???
>>78705325
>Tfw registered Republican Amerifat
>>78713656
>Currently (((markets))) are undervaluing them as punishment for having a spine.
It's pure voodoo economics to think that cutting themselves off from 440 million people and half their trade has no economic consequences.
>The people in power will drive confidence in them as far down as possible with their media puppets and shills like you and at the bottom they'll buy everything they can and ride the eventual rise of an independent UK all the way to the bank.
But the British media was majority pro-Brexit? Especially the more popular papers like the Sun and the Daily Mail. Sky News may as well have been #VoteLeave's media arm.
Lurk moar, yank.
You faggots seem to forget west germany was integrated with a bunch of retards in 89 and 27 years later turned muslim.
Germany is kill.
>>78714577
>west germany was integrated with a bunch of retards in 89 and 27 years later turned muslim.
No, the east only votes right wing and is very aggresive towards immigrants (except Berlin). The newspaper call east germany "dark germany" and blame the russians for the lack of denazification and reeducation after the war.
>>78715662
>blame the russians for the lack of denazification and reeducation after the war.
>Blamed the communists for a lack of reeducation
DOUBLEFUCKINGTHINK
WE CONDEMNED THE COMMIES FOR REEDUCATION, NOW WE SAY THEY DIDN'T DO IT ENOUGH
>>78718076
Well, it was about bein racist rather than being a capitalist.
>>78705325
The one simple point of inferiority of Germanic cultures to include Sweden and Switzerland is severe, African levels of conformity.
>>78714160
>cutting them off.
what are imports/exports
"Sorry Hans because we are no longer part of the same international organization, I cant buy your TV.
>>78719035
Exactly.
It's the same fucking bullshit they did in the soviet union. Only it's racism, feminism and capitalism
>>78705325
Hahaha oh Swiss hhahahhahahaha
>>78705325
>liberty > wealth
liberty=wealth though.
