Let's especulate about who will the next president of Spain be.
Let's talk about possible coalitions, alliances and so on.
>>78677512
Tell us what their policies are, voter support etc. Are you expecting me to actually research spanish politics?
>>78677512
PP+Cs with abstention of PSOE, I see that coming. President: Mariano Rajoy
Anything but Mr. Open Borders Iglesias.
>>78678029
For one the cuck is right, tell is about them dad
>>78677512
Wi will have a PSOE+Podemos?
Dont see anything else
>>78678379
That wont happen
>>78678447
Like I know that it's a joke and all but I can't tell if that was made by some ciudadanos fan that wanted to go all "yeah go us!" or someone wanting them look like 5 years old
Like I really can't tell.
I know podemos is Venezuelan commie party but what are the others?
>>78678029
In a nutshell:
2 big old parties:
PP: Neocons.
PSOE: Socialdemocrats.
2 big new parties:
Podemos-IU: Neocommunists-feminists.
C'S: Liberals.
>>78678649
Just explained it ^
>>78678379
Thats probably what is going to happen
>>78677512
>Rivera
Wasn't that the falange dude who started the revolution or something?
>>78679027
I wish.
>>78679027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miguel_Primo_de_Rivera
Cheers for your knowledge of history though.
>>78679027
He's well knows for supporting Franco over the Republic.
>>78678379
>PP+Cs with abstention of PSOE, I see that coming. President: Mariano Rajoy
There might be no option I dislike more to be honest.
At this point I think I'd literally have anyone but Rajoy as president.
Which one wants Spexit?
>>78679429
No one
Seems like we are happy to be EU slaves
Why are Spaniards so handsome?
N-no homo
>>78679141
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Antonio_Primo_de_Rivera
I meant this one, his son. Seems like he only founded the falange, not the uprising but whatever close enough.
>>78679141
>Cheers for your knowledge of history though.
Spanish civil war was the main area of a life-long research of my history professor back at high school, he talked about it all the time.
Guess some of it actually stuck it my head kek.
>>78678764
>PP
>Neocons
>Cs
>Liberals
>Using "neo"
Isn't Spain a monarchy?
>PP/PSOE aka same old cancer
>Podemos economic and some social policy is good but shit inmigration plan
>Ciudadanos inmigration and some social policy is good but shit economic plan
w-why Ciudadanos need to be a fucking jew puppets ;_; I just want them to be more socialist
>>78679896
we belong to the north mediterranean master race
>>78680480
Yes, why you ask?
>>78678764
>C'S: Liberals
I wouldn't say they're "liberals" in the American way.
"Liberal" means a different thing here in Europe.
>>78678447
>Mugremos
>not Quebremos
>>78680644
>>PP/PSOE aka same old cancer
just get rid of those... at this point in time-space continuum
>>78680644
>north mediterranean
You flunked geography, right?
>>78680644
>Podemos economic policy is good
>>78684047
I didn't know uneducated 65 year olds could use the internet.
The more you know.
>>78680644
>Podemos
>Good economic policy
Sure. Raising taxes, spending so much more, increasing your debt (that's literally what a bigger deficit would imply), thinking inflation is good per se, bandwagoning on PSOE's "new tax" to sustain Social Security a la France, etc. are "good economic policy".
They have nice ideas about fighting poor working conditions -which is good-, focus on anti-corruption measures, etc., but not really any ideas in order to improve our massive unemployment situation. And the bigger picture can be messed up if you only rely on increasing tax revenue by raising tax rate so much since that wouldn't allow our companies to grow.
Argie with spanish and irish citizenship here.
I was going to vote to keep Pablito out of goverment, but its complicated as fuck to do it from Argieland
>>78683251
Ideology Liberalism[2][3]
Social democracy[4][5][6]
Secularism[7]
Autonomism[8][9]
European federalism[10]
Postnationalism[11][12][13]
Same shit, according to wikipedia.
>>78685302
>Raising taxes
To the richest? I don't see a problem, and I'm doing fairly well myself. I'm against their tax on financial operations, but I do indexing, so whatevs.
Simply by persecuting corruption they'll get way more money than if a corrupt party is elected. PP's top brass are all dirty, rotten to the bone. Do I have to remind you?
>but not really any ideas in order to improve our massive unemployment situation.
Mariano said he would create 2 million jobs if he's elected. He didn't give a fucking clue as to how. Podemos said the deficit had to be reduced at a slower rate and enforce expansive policies. That's how you get out of a crisis. Household economy and macroeconomics are not the same.
>>78685784
Vote VOX or DN guys.
>>78686099
Vox guy has a peculiar nose and /pol/ told me to avoid following the nose...
>>78677512
Doesn't matter, your country will be a communist ruin in 15 years, even if Podemos wins now or 4 years later
>>78678764
It's sad but there's no real good choice. Only less shitty. And anything but Ponytail Boy is less shitty.
>looks at chart
>podemos
>'we can'
>instantly dropped
>>78677512
Who is the "Spanish Trump"?
>>78677512
Looking at just their faces orange seems the only feasible option.
>>78680644
>Podemos economic and some social policy is good but shit inmigration plan
Kill yourself you Catalonian communist scum
>>78677512
Either guy but
>Pedro Sanchez
>Pablo Iglesias
You guys don't want to elect a beaner, it's bad enough when they start stealing regular jobs.
>>78686665
There's no such thing.
>>78686740
agreed
>>78677512
pedro kinda looks like nigel
>>78683251
In fact they are progressive, so yes they are liberals in the American way.
Good luck voting for your own brand of socialism, I will not vote, nor I really care. Just hope PSOE+Podemos can create a government, sink the economy so we have a militar Coup.
>>78686099
>dubs
>wasted on a memer.
Shame.
>>78686665
Thankfully, nobody.
>>78686740
>Looking at just their faces
We're going to elect one of those, not fuck them.
>>78686876
>beaner
What the fuck am I reading?
>>78687006
They have something in common.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJVopI7hMN8
>>78677512
Si espanna elige al perroflaute comunista de Podemos espero que el pías se vaya la gran mierda.
Comunistas asquerosos
Which one is most likely to help fix your unemployment issues? I have a few Spanish friends and they're really not enjoying it right now.
>>78677512
pedro sanchez
lol
vote for pedro
>>78687122
>thankfully no one
kill yourself my man
>>78687270
Nice non argument, memer.
>>78687172
Take it easy Hans
>>78686665
We have Vox, a right wing party willing to make Spain Great Again. They don't have a chance, but in Madrid they could get a congressman
>>78686665
Vox (Abascal) Make Spain great again.
He used to have a lot of power in the conservative party but throw it all allay to follow his dream and what he really believed. The gamble didn't pay off, this is why I have some respect for him.
>>78686665
No such thing.
No one would dare to be Trump in a country which just came out of a "evil fascist genocidal nazi regime" a few decades ago. Even if you dare to be, you'd only be a fringe candidate. Spanish youth are very commie, they had guilt beaten into them, something like Germany and nazis. Plus there's big (youth) unemployment so of course the only "solution" in their eyes is le wealth redistribution meme. Just look at the parties. No right wing parties at all. What is considered right wing there would fly as typical "center" liberalism in any sane system not taken over by whiney SJW cucks.
In just a decade's time we will see the rise of three communist states: Sweden, Greece, and Spain. I don't have any hope left for these countries. Don't shoot the messenger though, I would be very happy if my idea would be proven false by time itself.
>>78687461
Is this true? I don't follow Spanish politics. Will PP give him "escaños" to make his own group, like what the lefties did?
>>78677512
Guys, we also had our little crybabycoup that took control of the centre right-wing party to a cemtre left-wing, so we got a poo-in-the-loo as PM.
But if you actually pick that long-haired faggot as you leader, you won't hear the end of it. Hippies do not belong in parliaments.
>>78687249
Podemos is strong in economic issues. The current government doesn't give a fuck and doesn't have any other plan that keep things like have been for the past 4.5 years. i.e. anemic job growth with temporary contracts.
>>78687461
>Vox
Honest to god, I reverse searched the image to see if it was a meme. But NO, it's an actual poster.
KEK
E
K
>>78686665
Don Triunfo
>>78687612
Alright I'll keep an eye on the elections. I hope everything gets better and don't be closing that fence on Gib.
>>78687520
>In just a decade's time we will see the rise of three communist states: Sweden, Greece, and Spain.
Don't worry lad. We would go to another civil war if that happen and we would win it again
>>78687595
PP will never do that. But in Madrid you need 3% of the vote to get a deputy.... That's 100K votes, and Vox is pretty much known in the capital so I really want to believe.
>>78687612
Of course it's true .
https://youtu.be/RaSIX4-RPAI
>>78687612
Have you seen their video? it's not a cringe low-cost party like my own (pic related).
>>78685845
I know C's is liberal overall.
It's just that Americans tend to call liberal to what they perceive as left wing.
>>78686001
If you want to spend as much as they claim they are going to, it won't be enough just to raise taxes to the richest. It's that -raising taxes overall- or either getting even more indebted at an even higher rate. Let me keep my suspicions about the raising taxes magic wand.
I agree with you regarding Rajoy promising 2 million jobs with no clue. He's a blatant liar. Not to mention his party is corrupt to the bone.
>>78688280
>agree with you regarding Rajoy promising 2 million jobs with no clue. He's a blatant liar.
What are the odds of him not winning, though?
>>78688471
He's going to win for sure but we can't take for certain that he will be Prime Minister again.
Anything but podemos
>>78688100
>and don't be closing that fence on Gib.
I'm quite convinced that it's just shit flinging from the conservative party (PP) to distract the attention before the election because this 4.5 years have been shit and have nothing to show to lure the voters of age lower than 65.
But don't worry. We've been unable to elect a pres in 6 months. A vote on that issue will never succeed.
>>78688196
>The party statutes declare classical liberalism, the Austrian School of economics, and Ayn Rand's Objectivism as its main influences.
Heh. Gimme the program and I'll skim it, though I don't think I'll switch sides.
>>78688280
>about the raising taxes magic wand.
Not a magic wand. They want to lower them to most of the population to sponsor spending and taxing progressively the richest, which won't have a negative impact in the economy (no, yacht makers losing 2% of their revenue is not a big issue).
The other big matter is corruption. Spain is a very inefficient country in terms of productivity, but also in terms of public spending. A true magic wand will be persecuting corruption like it has never been before, because both old parties are corrupt, even if the PP takes the cake.
Fighting corruption: that's what is going to bring the big bucks, and avoid the unlawful spending of taxpayer's money.
In all honesty, I'd love to see an anti-corruption police that was as brutal as detainees as the regular police with demonstrators.
>>78688186
>Of course it's true .
>https://youtu.be/RaSIX4-RPAI
Sweet, merciful kek.
>>78689393
look up the web if you want to see the program, I can make you a summary:
- Lets privatize everything
- Be super open minded: degenerates are OK (but find a private firm to marry you).
- Lets open up borders (but let they pay for they own shit and let people have arms to self defense)
- Lets not end with welfare state, but make it more competitive, giving checks to find your own school/hospital (With open borders is not good, but immigrants will still need to work)
- Free banking
- Lets end corruption (not giving power to politicians)
I'm not married with them, although as an Austrian i firmly believe they will make Spain the richest economy in the world per capita.
>>78690293
>Lets privatize everything
Including healthcare? That's a red flag for me. Not everything can be run like a business with good results. Think about your parents. Having kids is a terrible financial decision, but here we are.
>but find a private firm to marry you
What does this mean?
>let people have arms to self defense
I'm a gun nut, but I like my chances of being shot as low as they are now, thanks.
>Free banking
Explain further.
>I firmly believe they will make Spain the richest economy in the world per capita.
Quit deluding yourself.
It doesn't seem to be the party for me, sorry.
>>78688186
Post more Vox. Keks for the kek god!!
>>78690293
>Lets open up borders
What do they mean by that?
>>78691065
no central bank, not saving the banks so they will have to stop multiplying money (or at least not creating so much). People will be free to use gold or the currencies they prefer. You have to study the Austrian business cycle theory to understand why its good (stop economic cycles).
>president
Literally what?
>>78689393
>They want to lower them to most of the population
As I said, I remain suspicious about this one in the mid-long term. Especially once the EU gets involved.
I suppose you talk about raising Income Tax (IRPF) to the richest. OK. I'm cool with that to an extent (France did a similar thing some years ago, I recall?)
But I wouldn't raise company taxes (Impuesto de sociedades) since that would imply reducing a company's benefits, that they should use in order togrow and create jobs. I would prefer encouraging companies to use those benefits in orders to invest in themselves.
I agree with you again regarding other issues. Corruption is a main topic. I think our police and judges do a decent job pursuing corruption but it's clear that it's not enough. We need more workforce into this field: more judges, more prosecutors and policemen, etc. But developing new and efficient regulation regarding public contracts and changing the Criminal Code to ensure corrupts are imprisoned once they're found guilty would be of similar or bigger importance. Prevention is better than the cure.
>>78678764
>Podemos-IU: Neocommunists-feminists.
JUST
I swear to god if those niggers get in power you guys better have a Franco 2.0 in waiting
>Pedro Sanchez
>Pablo Iglesias
Its like someone said "I want to have the two beanerest sounding stereotypical Spanish names I imaginable.
![mariano-rajoy-soraya-saenz-de-santamaria-ha-dicho-el-cis-que-los-pijos-y-los-ricos-tambien-votan-al-coletas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m2JAlak.jpg "mariano-rajoy-soraya-saenz-de-santamaria-ha-dicho-el-cis-que-los-pijos-y-los-ricos-tambien-votan-al-coletas[1].jpg")
>Government has switched between right-wing and center for decades
>/pol/ actually concerning Podemos might win
>A considerable amount of people in /pol/ actually supporting Podemos
The ride has just begun
>>78691590
They're common Spanish names.
>>78692182
Exactly. In fact both Pedro and Pablo are commonly used to refer to beaners in general.
>>78691486
>But I wouldn't raise company taxes (Impuesto de sociedades) since that would imply reducing a company's benefits, that they should use in order togrow and create jobs. I would prefer encouraging companies to use those benefits in orders to invest in themselves.
Trickle down economics don't work.
If we are to create employment we should help PYMEs, as well as make it easier to actually start a business.
Every single person (10+) who I've talked to who started their own businesses a couple of decades ago, when asked if they would do it now answer things that go from "No, no way, it would be suicide" to "It would be harder for sure".
>>78677512
the logo for the political parties in spain look like apps.
>>78692879
Slightly tempted to post them in some forum now and try to make them guess which kind of app each logo is
>>78693056
I mean they really do right?
Why should I care about the president of Mexico?
>>78677512
>Pablo won
>Instant new republic, 30. style
>Spain is new Venezuela
>War with Britain over Gibraltar to save their asses
>Loses hard
>tfw when you will see balkanisation of Spain in your lifetime.
>>78691345
>you have to study the Austrian business cycle theory to understand why its good (stop economic cycles).
Has this been ever tested in the real world?
I like economic cycles. How the fuck I'm supposed to buy shares at 50% of their regular price otherwise?
>>78691486
They want progressive taxes, so I don't think it will hurt business as much as you fear, but I don't have the data at hand, so I won't claim otherwise.
Of course big fortunes that only server to fatten some big shot's lover wardrobe being taxed higher seems sensible to me.
We agree in corruption. Government should help investigate it instead of hindering it, as it's been doing thus far.
>>78691531
>I swear to god if those niggers get in power you guys better have a Franco 2.0 in waiting
Good. My aim is better than ever.
>>78692654
Are you aware that Pepe, the depressed amphibian, is also a Spanish name, right? Doesn't sound beaner to yanks?
>>78693285
Ignorant yanks shouldn't. Just make sure to maqe murrica grit agin.
>>78694055
Why the fuck are polish girls so hot. Answer me.
>>78694055
Do people actually buy into the Podemos => Venezuela shit?
Like I honestly thought it was just a meme parroted by PP
>>78694270
R1a haplogroup maybe?
>>78694288
>it was just a meme parroted by PP
It is. Parroted by PP and C's. It's getting harder to tell them apart, right?
But of course, parroting memes is Spanish Politics 101.
>>78694590
>R1a haplogroup
>It's not a porn tag yet.
Life is fucking suffering, my pole friend.
>>78694055
>>War with Britain over Gibraltar to save their asses
>Podemos
>The most tolerant (except with the white heteropatriarchy capitalism) party of them all
>Invading something
kek
I am unironically voting for PP this elections. Are there any others PPsters in /pol/?
>>78692812
It's not really "trickle down" as long as we keep taxing the richest people income with high tax rates.
It's just having a different focus: we raise Tax Income for the richest while we lower a Company Taxes.
This way, investors and counselors would be encouraged to keep their money on the company and fighting for it (under strict shareholders surveillance) instead of just getting an enormous slice for themselves when things march well and running away when shit hits the fan (this would work even better if we truly enforce anticorruption measures in order to pursue fraud, and Treasury -Hacienda- is already kinda good keeping an eye on all of this shit).
>If we are to create employment we should help PYMEs, as well as make it easier to actually start a business.
I agree, but isn't lowering PYMEs taxes a good way to help them? Not the only way, of course, but definitely one to keep in mind.
Just an opinion, of course :P
>>78694055
>Podemos government giving a shit about Gibraltar
kek
>>78677512
Some Commie from one of your 15 Commie parties. But don't worry, this time it'll definitely work.
>>78694270
>Are you aware that Pepe, the depressed amphibian, is also a Spanish name, right? Doesn't sound beaner to yanks?
yeah, but we've been calling them Pedros and Pablos since before the internet.
>>78695447
No. But congrats on being the only octogenarian that knows how to use the internet.
>>78695879
>since before the internet.
Ah, shit I remember that time. I literally fapped to real memories instead of gang bangs of mulato girls. Dark times.
>>78677512
>not voting Rivera
JUST
why are spaniards so fucking commies
>>78686753
Catalan communists are basically nationalbolsheviks at this point
They're the only ones willing to unite the catalan peoples under one flag through force
>>78695447
How do you cope with Rajoy?
Honest question here, I don't even want to discuss anything, I won't even comment on my opinion.
Just, just HOW?
>>78696259
Just look at spanish twitter
It's worse than reddit, tumblr and /leftypol/ together
>>78696111
I don't know if I'd call them dark times. I kind of envy my old self for having such a vivid imagination.
And for not progressively needing stranger and stranger fetishes to get off.
>>78696259
People hate Franco that much that if you are right-leaning you are automatically a fascist.
>>78696031
Ok boy, remember having a bath before voting tomorrow
>>78696475
Memes aside, the increase of employment is a good reason. Also, we are way better than 4 years ago. Honestly is the not discarded party. Never ever Podemos, Pdr Snchz looks like a younger ZP and, well, the C's thing... I like Ribera, but he started saying he is not like the old parties and making some promises he didn't fulfill so I am not trusting him this election. Also C's has a lot of unexperienced politicians (both in the public and private sector) and I don't want fresh graduates ruling this country
>>78696787
I was kidding. I've been over two weeks simply fapping to my imagination. Is actually rather easy if you have hot memories. Or simply hot acquaintances.
>>78696859
>>78697307
>What is the gag-law
>>78698845
>>What is the gag-law
PP voters don't usually care about that one.
Luckily almost every other main party is likely to change the most controversial -or just plain unconstitutional- parts.
>>78700241
>change
The whole law is going down. PSOE and Podemos are for it. Only the rebranded PP wants to alter it (C's).
>>78700469
Even though it would take absolute majority, it's the most likely scenario.
>>78680644
wtf, the only one with a reliable economic plan is C's.
But they suck EU cock and love rapefugees.
I may vote them as they are the less bad anyway...
I know literally nothing about Spanish politics but I wish you all the best of luck
>>78696645
i just deleted my account today, couldnt handle it no more (and I was revealing too much my powerlevel)
Is there any economically literate candidates? Who is the most economically literate?
>>78702223
The one with the ponytail. I shit you not.
Well. I'm leaving /pol/. It's a bigger echochamber than reddit.
See you around!
>>78702360
serious answer?
>>78696259
Because facist won the war
>>78702584
Yes. Check him out. The orange guy (Rivera) plan is just populism (one single kind of contract) to appeal the lower class while actually enforcing regressive labor policies.
Check also Alberto Garzon. He will be The Economy Minister if there's a leftist government.
>>78702934
Aaaaaaaand, I'm out.
i will be the next president
>>78702223
Nah, don't pay atention. The guy he suggest is proposing print more money to end the crisis.
>>78704704
...I mean we can't because we can't just print euros, but if you go by the book then yes, that would be the solution, what are you on about?
Help me /pol/ I just hate the Senate and want to put a meme in the envelope
Which one should I put?
Can any Spaniard give me a short summary of Podemos? Based, cucks or ultracucks? Basically all the info in English I can find is completely and ridiculously biased toward one side or the other.
>>78706043
>coming to /pol/
>search unbiased info
goodluck
>>78705740
That solution only would reduce the value of the money, which leads to increasing the prizes and then to inflation. And the guys supporting this ideas are PhD in Economy (both Garzon brothers)
>>78706043
Honestly nobody knows to this point. They say one thing one day and 3 months later the opposite. The truth is they are going together with the communist in this elections
>>78706588
>That solution only would reduce the value of the money, which leads to increasing the prizes and then to inflation.
...Yes, and that's still how the current situation would be typically solved, it has been made a truckload of times across history.
Interest rates get relatively smaller, debts get smaller, suddenly banks can lend money, a redistribution of wealth happens since money is worth less and in order to activate the economy the lower and middle class get cash etc etc.
Obviously it doesn't work every time, obviously it's not the solution to everything, but it is a legitimate solution.
>>78702360
Fucking shill. You were in the other thread.
>>78696859
Was Franco really THAT bad?
>>78707490
not worse than the commies he killed
>>78707125
>a redistribution of wealth happens since money is worth less
What wealth are you redistributing then?
>Interest rates get relatively smaller
But if everyone has more money small interest rates aren't worse? They pay me less for my money. And if they pay me less for my money why would I put it into the bank?
Printing more money has been proved thousand times to be a bad choice.
Sorry lad, I would love to keep this convo but I am running late to dinner.
Good luck tomorrow
>>78707490
Yes he was.
>>78706319
You obviously consider yourself more unbiased than /pol/ at least. Do you have an answer?
>>78706043
Something similar to Die Linke, SNP...
IMMIGRATION!
Why no one talks about it? It changed completely the labour market. No mention that violent crime because of them.
>>78709676
*has sky rocketed
>>78677512
Who do we want to win? PP right?
>>78709789
>Retarded prime minister
>Corruption fucking everywhere
>EU's bitch
Then again I don't think /pol/ would want anyone to win
>>78710525
Which party would you like to win then, neighbor?
>>78709676
What are the worst immigrants to Spain?
I've never really heard Spaniards mention a certain group, but I've read different news articles and seen videos.
Is it:
>sudacas (and from what country)
>Dominicans
>black-Africans (and from what country)
>Romanian-gypsies
>Moroccans/arabs
>>78680071
PP aren't real paleocons, they are just leftists trying to look right, that's why we need a real right party, not ALT party, but moderate right
>>78711932
In my experience:
>moors
>romanian gypsies
>gypsies (they are not spanish)
>sudacas
>dangerous british old people (nah, is a joke)
>>78711932
>implying Dominicans aren't included under the sudaca umbrella
>implying we give a fuck about the DR not technically being in South America
But yeah, I'd have to say sudacas. Can't stand 'em myself.
>>78709789
Even PP is kinda socialdemocrat for /pol/ standards+ pro EU.
>>78712779
Not as cucked as C's though.
I almost had a fight with a fucking idiot right now. I fucking hate some spaniards.
>>78700840
Literally unironically all this
>>78686099
DN can't go to elections, I would vote them if i could
>>78713178
DN is a meme party though
>>78677512
Where's the Pro-Spain, nationalist party?
Or do you not have that since you got raped by African Muslims for a century and are still fuck bitches without souls to this day?
>>78709676
because spain is a good country with open borders :^)
![Congreso-AP1-680x365[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nKXp2Ec.jpg "Congreso-AP1-680x365[1].jpg")
>>78712666
>they are just leftists
no surprise the country is going to shit with retards like you
>>78713088
>Orange ID
>Moe
Ciudadanos will make anime real
>>78713365
>Or do you not have that since you got raped by African Muslims for a century and are still fuck bitches without souls to this day?
>american education
>>78713035
What happened? Who did you nearly fight against and why?
>>78678764
If that's the break down then there's no choice, all shit.
im a paraplegic receiving 350 euros per month to live.
how do the elections affect me?
>>78688186
Easy to win a war when the lefty scum in this country are against violence and hierarchy, just like CNT
>>78713475
She is getting married tho :(
http://www.elespanol.com/corazon/20160621/134237324_0.html
COUP
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PUOC
>>78679313
Hmm yes I'm sure "Lets take 4 million coal black african refugees!" -Pablo Iglesias is going to be so much better. rotfl
>>78686665
Literally the only thing that we can hope for is literally Isabel la Catolica descending from heaven scouted by Santiago Matamoros and La Santina at each side while brandishing Tizona.
>>78714437
Like this?
>>78715646
No, she'll first send Santiago to kill all muslims with la Santina, then ban all non-catholics and kick them out with what they're wearing.
After that she'll pay an eccentric man that finds space Americas.
>>78713568
La situación es un poco estúpida. Estaba en el supermercado haciendo una compra grande, así que en caja ibamos lento. Cuando ya estabamos cargando las bolsas, un payaso dijo en voz alta, junto a mi padre y a mí, "Anda que no hay que tener paciencia" con mucho desprecio. Yo le pregunté por qué, y el muy payaso me dijo "de gente como vosotros". No sé que se pensaba que iba a pasar, pero obviamente no me callé a lo que le respondí "Paciencia hay que tener con capullos como tú". Empezo que si no me insultó (sí lo hizo, ofender de esa manera porque le salió de los cojones?) que si seguridad para que nos eche... El tipo demostró ser muy ridículo. Sólo se hizo el bravo con el guardia delante. Hay gente muy ridícula. Si estabamos molestando (no lo estabamos) podría haberme dicho con educación que nos apartásemos. En fin que a la salida casi me voy para él por boca chancla y ahora estoy sufriendo las consecuencias por contenerme.
