ALERT: AUSFAG ICEAGE
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Today is the god damn coldest fucking day in Australian history, my fucking fingers are numb, my dog is shivering in pain and we are completely unequipped for this sort of disaster.
Its fucking 5c here at the moment and the whole country is on the verge of collapse, the power went out today and reception is patchy, I feat the worst.
But those down further south are in an even more dangerous situation, despite contact with them being completely broken reports are coming through of actual fucking snow in NSW.
The temperature is so fucking low that water is LITERALLY FUCKING FREEZING OUTSIDE AND FALLING AS LITTLE BITS OF FROZEN WATER.
Please send help, as I type this my fingers are finally seizing up and I doubt I can call anyone else to help our great nation.
>>78662689
Ha, pussies.
>>78662689
bro it's fucking freezing but there was some fireworks outside before so I'm pretty comfy
>>78662879
My fucking fingers sting every time I take a drink of my stubby. Current conditions are unlivable for much longer.
>>78662879
>it's fucking freezing
google says it's 49 F
>>78662968
I don't know how these other cunts do it m8, I only own fucking shorts
>>78663014
Put a blanket over your dog.
This isnt rocket science.
>>78662689
It's only 8 here in Hobart, not bad. I could take a walk in a shirt and shorts and survive pretty well.
But this is definitely one of the coldest winters on record so far, night after night it's been frigid. But I'm fine, got the heater blasting, got a bunch of blankets and e-blankets, I'm pretty comfy.
Just go for a run m8.
>>78662689
>literally 49°F
>live in Texas
>average winter day
Yeah, nah mate you're just a pussy.
>>78663194
>>78663248
m8s australia is a white fucking paradise we gotta complain about something
our president isnt a nigger
we aren't being overrun with muslims
let us have this one thing ok it is pretty chilly
>>78662689
Are emus resistant to cold?
Maybe they're trying to destabilize you, and launch a surprise attack.
>>78662689
I am literally typing in gloves and I seem to have better accuracy with them on. It's quite astonishing actually.
>>78662689
I was getting pissed at a mate's 21st last night, slept by the fire and woke up covered in frost.
It was abit nippy
>>78662689
Try living in Alaska you little pussy
>>78662689
> Global cooling
:^)
>>78662689
Make a bin fire in the house you filthy peasant.
>>78663456
That crash happened like 15 miles away from my city on I-94 in Michigan.
I heard watching a Will Smith movie on a cold day would make you pretty warm.
(also how the fuck are you fags having such a cool temperature, we are fucking dying out here)
>>78662689
speak for yourself you southern wanker, its been hot and muggy up north, shits fucked.
>>78663360
Dude your video games cost like 6 million shekels , your government censors the internet and emus rape and pillage your lands
Complain about that
>>78662689
>5 C
>cold
lol, that's a cloudy day in summer. Put on a sweater, moron.
>Celsius
>>78663456
>>78663562
We have women drivers all year round.
>>78663613
Don't you have a rapefugee to groom your blue eyed, blonde haired 10 year old daughter? cuck.
>>78663635
WE AREN'T ALL IMMUNE TO COLD LIKE YOU FUCKING SNOW NIGGERS
>>78663558
>muslim_immigration.jpg
it's winter here bro
>>78663613
>video games cost like 6 million shekels
order them from Britain they're like 1/4 the retail price in Australia
>your government censors the internet
never passed
>emus rape and pillage your lands
image related
>>78663718
I love this weather, fuck the heat.
>>78663646
And we're supposed to be impressed by that?
Nice try mate.
>>78662689
>inside with a wood fire going
Kek I didn't even fucking notice the cold until a relative called complaining about it.
>>78663360
>we aren't being overrun with muslims
>>78663646
Alberta looks fun. Fuck Sarnia.
>>78662689
Any word from the Emu elders on the matter? And won't think kill off most the abo's? Glass half full m8
I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE TO THE CAR FOR MY JACKET
WISH ME LUCK MATES
>>78663815
When did you guys convert?
>>78662689
If only they sold pants and long-sleeved shirts in Australia, you would at least have a chance. I'll pray for you.
>>78662689
>5C
That's like a mild october day, mate.
>>78663194
Good idea
Its so fucking cold I had to fucking close up the house, it no feels like a fucking prison with no escape but if thats what needs to be done to get through this then I am willing.
>>78663815
still <2% I believe bro
>90% white
>>78663796
Thats not what you think it is.
The brown shit at the bottom, thats from the road. The rest is mountain side, cut into it.
>>78662689
>Complaining about 5c
Pfft mainlanders.
It was -40c here last winter
>>78662689
mmmmmmmmyes, the war for shitposting supremacy nears an end. The abbos will soon succumb to that which has made us strong.
What a time to be alive lads.
It's only 16 degrees here
I'm comfy with the heater on watching the England v Oz game
>>78663613
>censors the internet
My gf just illegally downloaded pretty little liars and i watched a huehue fuck a horse.
Seems our internet filter is worse than our actual internet.
>>78662689
Global warming they said :^)
>>78663966
1 less muslim roaming around :DDDD
>>78663876
Try a sweater for yourself lol
Will this kill all the frogs and rabbits?
>>78662689
>>78662879
>>78662968
>>78663014
>>78663718
>>78663838
Pffhaha. New Englander here, you guys are panicking because the sky is blue, from my point of view.
Best of luck, get your shovels ya cunts, doubt snow plows exist in Straya.
I'd fucking kill for weather like that right now.
>>78663876
Poor dogger.
>>78664059
It doesn't even snow here you fucking burger
American here.
The coldest I've ever seen the weather be was around -20C. It's pretty neat to go outside and have the inside of my lungs be stung by the cold air. I only stayed outside ten minutes of that shit though. It's around 30C here now, so there's a large difference.
>>78663718
This is why you don't make life too comfortable. It creates crybabies. Life is supposed to be hard.
Protip: If you expose yourself to more "natural" cold/heat (always have open windows in your house, no matter the weather) or stay alot outside without putting on crazy amounts of clothes, your body will in less than 1 month adjust to it. I quit using a duvet/comforter when I sleep, even in wintertime. It was cold the first couple of weeks. Then my body adjusted, and it just works as my alarm-clock. I get a little chilly in the morning, it's time to get up.
>>78663966
He was an Iranian psychotic that wanted to talk to the PM. If he was actually IS he would have just killed everyone.
>>78663966
>one terrorist attack and the whole country focuses on desert goat fuckers
The real threat is in the Chinks. They own the Melbourne ports and are leasing them back to us now. Hong Kong millionaires own the biggest apartments in the city and their children are in all the good schools.
We'll be a Chinese satellite soon enough.
>>78664017
We dont have sweaters here.
We dont have blankets really either, I had to use a towel for the little dog as it was the heaviest thing I could find.
>>78662689
Nice and comfy sitting next to my fireplace with a pot of tea on the stove, sucks to be you.
Stop being a panzy. If you don't like it, wear some gloves and stop disturbing me.
>>78663824
>"fun"
>>78664133
Coldest I experienced was -28C in Banff and it hurt to breathe.
You need to eat some disgusting fat people food Ausbros, the calories will help.
You're all skinny from playing sports and sweating, you understand our techniques.
>Select all the images with cookies
>>78664131
I got confused by >>78663360
By white paradise I thought he meant the winter wonderland kind. Was wondering why he started going off about us.
Also OP's pic and some anon talking about frost.
>>78664206
You guys should really make some towels over there, possibly buy some from us, we will give you a good deal go.. I mean, friend.
Shirts work. Wear 3 shirts.
We call it "layers"
Can you feel it? That cold embrace biting at your cheeks and finger tips? I live for that shit man. It can get to -50c where i live and you fucking abbos are complaining about PLUS 5
>>78662689
>5c
Fuck off you piece of shit Aus fag shitposter.
In my part of America it snows for nearly 8 months of the year and dips down to -30F in January
To put that in perspective for you metric users -40 is so cold it doesn't matter if you use C or F because its the same.
And you're bitching about a temperature that isn't even at freezing
Suck my left testicle.
>>78664442
no wonder Canadian posters are always such fags
>>78662689
Its global warming goy
>>78664319
Im regretting not titling that "Calgary Man" now.
>>78663008
>49 F
fuckn imperial system wanker
>>78662689
>5c
Bahhahaha, it was -34c here in the mountains this winter.
>>78664574
I actually have a gun next to my bed :^)
>tfw Brisvegas
>tfw clear winter days with a small chilled breeze as you warm up in the sun
>tfw warmed up and wave to your right-wing voting white neighbor
Feels good to be a Brisfag
>>78662689
>LITERALLY FUCKING FREEZING OUTSIDE AND FALLING AS LITTLE BITS OF FROZEN WATER.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>78664501
For real though, in the dead of winter you can die within 10 minutes of being outside without a massive winter coat on. Probably something like 4 minutes for your standard abbo
>>78663650
Says the fuckers that are literally one of the 3 nations to use imperial
fukn wankers
>>78664728
3/4 of the year it's warm to fucking hot where I am, though I'm in the desert so the nights are pretty cool
>>78663558
>how the fuck are you fags having such a cool temperature
I fucking love it when Northern fags don't know our seasons are flipped.
July is our Winter
December is our Summer.
>>78663966
MERRY CHRISTMAS? WHY DOESNT THIS SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78662689
huehuheuhe at 5c we're seriously all in shorts and t-shirts here. Not even embellishing. Go kill a roo and carve it out. Sleep inside of the carcass for warmth until the Mounties show up with supplies
>>78663906
Those inbred genes must mean you have faulty temperature sense.
>>78662968
what, did you say 5 degree celsius? (5c) or what do you mean? that's above freezing point.
>>78663360
fuck you guys are good at this bantz shit
>>78664906
send help
bring maple syrup
>>78664784
>>78664634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81FGVh1dj0A
>>78664451
Come here snow boy and try out 40 Celsius summers and feel yourself heatstroke.
>>78663360
>australia
>white paraside
then why do indian cunts go 50km/h in a 60 zone all the fucking... explain THAT dickhead.
You CANT
HUH
>>78663902
Bwahahaha Pajeet thinks he knows all about snow now that he's in Canada working a souvenir kiosk.
>yfw you're wrong
Some abbocore to break in the banana bender holocaust, wish i could say it was nice knowing you roofuckers but it really wasn't.
Thread anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
>>78663876
You cunts just leave all the doors and windows open? Spiders and snakes in the toilet and all that? This is why.
>>78665048
don't live in a city
>>78662689
Yeah my hands have turned purple, should I go see the fucking doctors?
>>78664643
Brisbane is full of cucks.
Harden the fuck up you soft cunt.
love and hugs
Scotland
xoxoxo
>>78665004
that filename!
>>78664588
No one even knows where your country is on a map fag.
>>78663906
Liaweenee here
>1 C
Man up lowlanders
>>78662689
Ahahabaha
What are you? Some kind of faggot?
Stop being a pussy jesus 5c is literly nothing you cunt
People here walk around, at -c tempretures, with only a sweater
Fuck aussies
>>78664842
Yeah but below 0 is almost unheard of there, nigga shit can be -50c here and out winters are long as fuck
>>78665097
I live the sticks but I still got to travel through city to get to the southern towns. Can't avoid it. Make me hopping mad.
Whatever trevor.
>>78665080
>Had a red belly black snake curled up in the corner of my shower once.
>I didn't want to pick it up
>late at night so can't call animal control
>I just want to have a fucking shower
>Just whipped out my dick
>pissed on it
>It got so agitated it bolted for an exit
Half the animals just pussyfoot around.
>>78665223
>implying that's bad
>>78665244
Shut up, Ahmet.
>>78664906
Uh oh here come the mounties
butter up your pancake flaps boys, they're brandishing seal clubs
..wait thats not a seal, thats a dog, and where are they smothering that maple syrup.....
>>78665207
Fuck of backstabber
>>78662689
>5c
Are ye fucking kidding me cunt?
It gets to -10 at my place ya fucken galah, harden the fuck up and chop some wood it'll keep you warm.
>>78665276
if it's that bad here in a 90% white country imagine what it's like in other "white" countries?
>>78665051
>yfw youre not white
>>78662689
wew i forgot australia is in the 3rd world country ass end of the world and it's winter there
how does it feel to be grouped with great nations such as Brazil, Kenya, Tanzania, Argentina and the Congo?
>>78665283
>aussie snake remover guide
>just pee on it mate
Fucking aussies, had a good chuckle my friend
>>78665283
There was a fucking big old carpet snake in my bed once, climbed in, didn't even notice him, caught be off guard but he was a good old fella, i helped him out of the house and he didn't bother me again.
Don't need an esky for my beers but m8sjust got the block of tinnies next me on the longue- could get used to it desu
>>78665410
I'll take that as confirmation that you are indeed a poo working a souvenir kiosk.
Fucking lel.
>>78665393
yeah i know m80. we have it pretty good. it pisses me off cunts who dont respect how lucky we are.
I've pretty much lived in bed for the past two weeks
>>78665391
Where do you live?
Coldest I've ever experienced is -12C
>>78665098
Submerge you hands in a solution of hot water and rubbing alcohol. If you feel the warmth let your hands thaw, if you can't feel anything go to the doctor.
>>78662801
kek canada wins again
>>78665556
missed it by that much
>30*C
Kill me
>>78665534
SOUTH m8 in Tas, I had a frozen pond in my front yard for a few weeks following big time rains last year.
>>78665501
Irish ubermensch, you however..
>>78665391
South of QLD boarder is not part of Australia mate.
Massive bugs preserved in ice WHEN?
pic semi-related
>>78662801
Is that Billy Herrington at 0 Canuck
>>78665515
your fault for coming here. This is like the only site poor fags and nowhere town bums can load with their dial up.
>5C
pffft
>>78664180
>Chink get pass us and Japan + US Navy Force at Phillipines
chill m8
>>78662689
Dont listen to memesters
5c can feel really cold
>>78665030
Fuck no I'd fucking die. The meme might as well be fact, anything over 20C is sauna tier for Canucks but when it gets into the negative? Just right.
Dance thread theme to get the blood flowing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jdwc8sgTIY
>>78665672
It's pretty much England mk2 down 'ere m8 tho I'm not complaining
>too warm
>can't do anything about it, only suffering
>too cold (until a certain point)
>put on more clothes
>not too cold anymore
>>78664131
Which bits of Oz? It snows in the Snowy Mtns, Tassie, Victoria, ...
>>78665556
fuck off you cunt. don't do this.
>>78662689
>Texas
>AC is broken
>>78665662
>thinking japanese flag posters are japanese
You know most of them are westerners there for work or in the military, don't you?
5c is cold the fuck?
>>78665615
this.
>>78665283
>>78665452
>>78665472
i have story too haha fellas. good one m8. here goes, fuckass
> out camping in the desert
> go sleep early before the others
> they dont take kindly to this
> decide to fuck with me
> mates yell out "oi"
> then i have to go "yeah what?"
> response "eat a dick"
> this happens for about 4 hours until I go insane.
> finally my mate tire of staying awake digging a hole and decide to hit they hay also.
> wake up in morning
> put on my boots
> notice a snake around my boots
> retreat to other side of tent.
> start screaming like a bitch
> ss.. ss.. sss.. SNAA... SNAKE OMG HALP
> my mate heroically comes to the rescue with a shovel.
> grabs it by the tail
> flings it in the ear 30 metres
> epic. thank you my saviour.
> 1, 2, 3 leaps, shovel comes down, snake cut in half.
> writhing on the ground, even though it is cut in half
> a few months later, at a party
> mate finally lets me in on the secret.
> the snake was already dead.
> they shot it when they saw it the previous night.
> it was a prank bro
> :/
>>78665570
How can you post Thaibro? I just got home after spending 5 months there and not once could i post on 4chan.. It was rather upsetting
>>78665884
>>78665556
FUCK MY HANDS ARE ON FIRE WHAT THE FUCK
>>78663427
iceland and belgium looks great together
>>78665924
Yea, no. This is an anime website and we attract plenty of mongoloids.
Don't wear shorts and thongs and you won't be cold u dumb fuck
>>78662689
>his summer months are winter
Sounds like the shittiest time of year, m8
>>78666043
and plenty of newfags like you
QLD or NSW?
>>78665932
poo
>>78666019
You shouldnt have done that, it makes chlorine gas.
I think your system32 is the problem.
>>78665333
So ugh... if I guy wanted to "rent" a Kangaroo.... how we he go about that? Cost?
>>78666097
Youre probably from Reddit, Ive been here since before Reddit was a website.
Fuck cunts it's so cold I can't go outside for a dart. Need to light up inside, fuck this shit.
>>78662689
This has to be a troll. Nigger I can be walking around in shorts down to freezing. You're a white man, your ancestors love the cold. Fuck you.
I just had the air con cranked up to 35c for 5 hours in my room it was great
fucking freezing outside. like 8c or something
>>78666019
Shit. I don't know. Just remember that from a first aide manual for frostbite. You shouldn't have done that. The other guy has a sick sense of humor.
>>78666160
Just fucking go and catch one, all you need is a dead emu. There's more kangaroos than people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8
>>78666093
makes for a comfy christmas though ;D
>>78662689
>5C is cold
nigger that's shorts weather for me
>>78666249
You'd normally play darts inside anyway
>>78662689
Kek 5c that is beach weather here in tas. Grow some balls mainland fag
>>78662689
Was outside for 15 minutes without socks on, walked inside and they're fucking blue.
>We Antarctica now
>>78666112
Shut the fuck or ill shit on my hands and rub it all over ur face
>>78665030
>be northern italian
>40C in summer
>-10C in winter
>95% humidity year round
>>78666336
Easy to say for the inbred with 6 balls.
>>78664442
>-50
>actually -25
>Muh windchill equals minus 6 gorillions
>Muh humidity equals another 3
Why are you such fags?
>>78666160
Ask around, someone can probably help you make one disappear during the next kangaroo purge for a couple thousand.
>>78665970
hahaha faggot
>"eat a dick"
they were priming you for gay sex princess you even squealed like a girl
>>78666386
Well then pasta boy.
>>78666336
Tas is not part of Australia.
I am not even sure it exists
>>78666383
loo
Boys no joke I have to sleep with a dooner, a thick blanket, and a sleeping bag on top of the bed in all my clothes.
Its literally that cold. Also our houses are shit design because fuck you that's why.
>tfw live in Northern Territory
>sweating my ass off
This fucking Stat-- Territory will never not be a fucking desert, will it?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsyvOYcWgcg
>>78666288
yea but if I wanted to get a kangaroo HERE for a few hours... how would I do that...
Also, do they like peanut butter?
>>78666306
Dart is slang for smoke over here lad
>>78666443
>northwestern ontario
>-49 without windchill like 10 times last winter
shut your fucking mouth fake leaf
>>78662689
>5c
>disaster
pppfpfpfft bahahahahaha
>>78666515
blame the boongs for burning down all the forests m8
>>78666292
what are you some kind of surfer chad faggot?
Christmas is summer is shit. I want a comfy Christmas not "yeah brah lets jump in the pool and surf cunt!"
fuck I hate this normie fucking island
>>78666511
M8 I had three pairs of socks on last night
Think it's time to head to Big W and get myself an electric blanket
>>78666539
I'm a flower, buddy. :^)
>>78666538
can I bum a fag?
>>78662689
I thought it was pretty warm.
>>78666528
i heard if you sniff gas and say cunt every other word they kind of just come around
>>78664643
>Pauline wins or it didn't happen
>>78666440
Easy to say for a landmass full of millions of abos
>>78666571
you some kind of poof m8? don't like having a dip with the boys after cooking a few snags?
who here cant function during winter
I find it cold once it's below 20 celsius.
My eyes water like hell during the entire day
I fucking hate winter, wish it could be summer all year round. Recently its been like fucking 8-10 celsius in Sydney, shits fucked.
>>78666639
Youre thinking abbos.
>>78662689
5C - society collapsing
No wounder you lost to emus
>>78666571
seriously. I went to this christmas party last year and these fucking normie surfie cunts spent the entire time doing beer bongs and fucking jumping off roofs and shit.
get the fuck away from me you god forsaken philistines and go get eaten by a shark
>>78662689
>inb4 canada makes another thread with muh 35c
>>78666639
Obligatory Traditional Dance of Staya
>more people die from the cold in Australia than in Sweden. According to a new study published in medical journal The Lancet, cold contributed to about 3.9 per cent of deaths in Sweden, but 6.5 per cent in Australia.
Why did we let this happen boys? Why are our houses shit?
http://www.theage.com.au/comment/australian-houses-are-just-glorified-tents-in-winter-20150608-ghj2ox.html
>>78666528
I don't know mate, find a chick and a costume.
>>78666500
Not being aware of your countries geography.
You must be new off the boat. Welcome newfriendugee
>>78666703
They're called bangers little fulla
>>78666302
>shorts weather
Nigga, it's so fucking hot I fill my outside pool with icewater and dive in naked to make sure I don't spontaneously combust.
>>78666819
LITERALLY GAYER THAN SWEDEN
my sides, are you guys skeletons or some shit?
>>78666683
I doubt there are even a million abos.
>>78662689
i literally remember temps up to -20 with snow to my waist and they weren't anthing special
>>78663770
This. Fuck the heat!
>>78663562
You should really hear the local news down here on the gulf coast whenever we get some ice on the road people flip there shit.
>>78666683
>millions
Nah mate we did a pretty good job.
>>78666703
Can't wait for all you abbos to die in the frost holocaust.
>>78663613
Dude your submarines cost like 1 holocaust card, your government censors the internet and muslims rape and pillage your lands
Complain about that
>5C
lol it's 30 here and humid as fuck i'm fucking melting let's switch you cunt
i'd kill for 5C
>>78666845
Shit's sake meant to reply to
>>78666684
>>78662689
Harden the fuck up you little poofter, I'm actually enjoying this cold weather, it;s comfy as fuck.
>>78665477
if you get snow you can scoop it into a bucket and drop your beers in, and have ice cold brew sitting right next to you
>>78666978
so much THIS
>>78666975
>literally had to google your country
>>78663014
Alcohol makes you feel less cold. Also go outside and get the blood flowing ya poofter
>>78662689
I'm in Townsville, it's hot as fuck. Eat a dick.
>>78666984
only when they're with mash
>>78667053
>"""education"""
>bragging about it
next level retardation
>>78666978
SAMMA, hatar detta, för helvete
I want my winter back
>>78667081
>Alcohol makes you feel less cold
Speeds up hypothermia too, take your pick.
>>78667053
>being proud of being uneducated and ignorant
Hopefully they all die, the queen said she likes us better anyway.
PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW PLS SNOW
I'VE NEVER SEEN SNOW
>>78663360
Oh fuck off, this country's overrun with Indians and chinks. And Indians are the most disgusting shit skinned race on this entire planet. They shit on their own streets, shit in their rivers and eat so much curry their shit turns to liquid shit, but they just keep shitting. If that's not enough they're the most ugliest people on the planet, at least niggers look like apes and gorillas which is semi endearing but Indians just look like uni browed shit stained mutts and smell like shit. They're all over Melbourne. I'm this close to going on a killing spree because of those mongrels in my fucking state
could you guys survive this?
Im in adelaide in a caravan watching the footy wearing shorts and flip flops you cunts are soft as fuck!
>>78667150
Cant snow at 5 Celcius
>>78666947
Why didn't you red dirt fags just genocide them when you had the chance?
>>78667214
pray for me sven
>>78667116
SHUT UP, we trying to eradicate these banana bending abbos
>>78666947
Yes but you didn't completely eradicate them did you.
>>78663008
Texasfag here
49F is unpleasantly cold
>>78662689
ah shut yer gob ya mangina
>>78662689
I'm in NSW with no fucking heating.
So quit your whining you dumb cunt.
>>78667169
yeah bro indians stink like shit but they pretty much only work in gas stations
>>78667305
HOW ON EARTH IS 49 COLD, my skin will literally melt and the water in my vidy will go dry
>>78667093
>Townsville
The city of Townsville?
Who was the genius who came up with that?
>>78667193
tfw when I was in the middle of that big red chunk, on a massive white salt lake where the even the underside of your chin and eye lids gets sun burnt for a week with an average temp of 44c.
>>78667193
Fuck no, I hate fucking summer. Stupid ass niggers always calling for summer to come and then complain it's too damn hot. Fuck everyone who likes summer.
Brisbane here
Who in bed already? Fucking 5C tonight
Wish I had gf to make me warmer
>>78663383
Emu's are immune to everything
>>78667310
>i clover shenanigans
What if she had just the most fucked up teeth?
Still bang?
>>78667129
>ignorant
>using leftists buzzwords
>uneducated
>needing to be educated on irrelevant countries
>Montenegro GDP per Capita
>$6,783
>60th
>17.74% Muslim
Fucking hell mate, step up. We might have been educated on you if your country meant shit.
>>78667353
I can assure you it's a lot less than that, I'd say 70%-75%.
>>78667404
Let's see how you do at 45C
>>78666780
Canadian summers usually reach 40c a bunch of days every year.
>>78667534
thanks professor don't forget to give me a special mention in that paper when it's released
>>78667193
Always /comfy/ here in hobart
>>78667250
ill pray for you, i have nothing better to do than shitpost
>5c
>country shutting down
lmao how in the fuck
its almost 5c here now
>>78662801
That 0°C degrees Canada face always get me
>>78667487
KEK
>>78667228
Fuck mate, we tried. A lot of ground to cover and not a lot of resources.
>dump a load of Anglos in a giant uninhabited desert
>becomes the best nation in the Southern Hemisphere
Truly the master race
>>78662689
stick ur dick in a pussy and get over it
>>78667563
>believe anything on Jewgle.
>people who are adapted to certain climates have trouble coping with temperatures unusual in their area
DURRRRRRRRRFFFFF
>>78663383
Sure they are
Today did not feel cold at all.
>>78667129
>Montenegro
>negro
literally who cares or even knows about your country?
>>78667558
Hot as fuck holy shit
>>78667632
Aussie/UKsuperpower when? We will give you our uranium if you remove kebab
>>78667290
Oh please, Abos are far less uppity than injuns and if they get too rowdy we'll just do another Maralinga and drop an atomic bomb on them.
>>78667587
It's almost like this is a semi-tropical/arid country and we don't have the facilities or proper housing insulation to deal with this type of weather
GEE
>>78667129
who cares about mountainigger
>>78667672
google hosts meta data not data senpai, only a small minority of websites are not indexed by Google
not sure what you're saying
>3.4C
Wew lad coastal Queensland isn't meant to get this cold
3 layers of clothing and boots for me it is
>>78667772
Man I wish we had abbos instead of indians, abbos aren't smart enough to run casinos.
>>78667812
They save both. It wouldn't be possible to search through a site's text if that weren't the case.
>>78667415
A guy with the last name Towns
Please kek, please just let are the ausfags die tonight.
>>78667896
no they index it
he's implying they write it
>>78667788
>facilities
your country doesn't have clothing? lmao
and don't bitch about not having heating, winters here hover around -5°C to 5°C (maximum comfy, nothing extreme) and I rarely have to turn on my heater
>>78667081
MATE, I'VE NEARLY EMPTIED MY FRIDGE OF FOSTERS AND IT HASN'T HELPED. Down to my last carton and I'm still fucking freezing.
>>78667812
Fast forward to the future m8.
Legit there's only 40% white people in Australia, Wiki says there's 80% whites still.
You'll still believe it.
>>78662689
>mfw I forgot Aussie winter is our summer
You fucking freak abominations.
>>78662689
What a soft cunt, it's like 5 degrees in my flat in the winter and I don't even put a jumper on. You and your dog are total fags bro.
>>78668061
provide some evidence for your claim you drongo
>>78667933
>are
your accent is slipping into your text, lingling
>>78663902
I think I know better what it is than you.
At the very least I know where it is.
Based Japs know how to dig snow.
Bet all you other shitty countries wish you had ugg boots
>>78662689
it's fucking hot right here. I hope you enjoy kno that.
>>78667892
Yeah and you probably wouldn't get away with nuking them as you'd probably kills loads of Americans in the process.
oh and the whole current year thing too.
>>78668027
he said ALCOHOL
>>78668015
it's not about having heaters or clothing, it's about how our houses are made to let heat out and how different this is to our usual temperatures
you would fucking die if you came here during the summer
>>78662689
My feet are numb and I have on socks shoes, trousers a long shirt and a hoodie. I'm also from fucking deep rural Wales and am used to having my house snowed in and I can say for certain this is one cold fucking week for anywhere let alone Aus. It's not snowing, or raining or really any clouds its just fucking cold and of course I don't have a heater cause it's Aus and they only have air conditioning that can pump out the mildest bit of warmish air from one corner.
>6 °C
>>78668082
You abbos wont be cold for long if brit keeps bringing the heat
>>78668061
Time to leave Melbourne m9.
>>78668205
how many celciues
>>78668162
They do mate
Ugg boots are huge in the US and UK but they were them as a piece of fashion and only chicks wear them
You guys all realise ugg boots are oversized bogan slippers right?
>>78662689
Git gud
>>78668282
>die if you came during the summer
Yes absolutely. This is why I plan my travels to warmer regions in the springtime usually.
Everything above 25°C feels like death for me, and 18-25°C is already quite uncomfortable (though manageable).
5 celcius HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78666539
>Quebec
....gets cold and the french die.
Imokaywiththis
>>78668147
>>78668338
Eat shit nerds.
>>78666485
Yeah, I love it tho.\
There's nothing wrong with that, right?
Ri.. right?
>5c
Mate that's going out without a coat weather
>>78668443
yeah, so it's the opposite for us
i bet the houses over in europe have thick walls and lots of insulation to keep you guys warm, but if you had a heatwave it'd be like living in a toaster
we're just not used to this kind of weather
>>78668392
Fuck, and I thought we were special
>>78662689
it's the hottest one here. nearly 40c.
the poles are shifting. it's not an ice age, australia will just become the new polar region while poland will be a tropical one.
i wonder what will happen to antarctica. new europe?
>>78662801
>Don't leave Canadians in -10 degrees temperature or they'll turn into niggers.
>>78667261
Are there any Tasmanian Abbos still alive?
>>78668874
I believe they didn't have a huge presence down there, certainly now I don't think there are any clans left.
>>78668874
Nah, mate. Tassie is like the only place we pretty much 100% purified iirc.
If they had done that in Zimbaw and SA, we would be swoit m8
>>78668694
>New Europe
I don't see it tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz2SeEzxMuE
>>78668991
>Zimbabwe however you spell it
>>78667453
it's meant to get to -2C here in canberra
>>78668157
i would not drive in that shit
one fuck up by mother nature or a car crash by a fucking jap chink driving retard and im stuck in snow and die like a dog
>>78668578
I feel you bro. I grew up in a nice solid, thick house that wasn't too cold in the winter and not too warm in the summer.
I now live in my university city in a small studio with thin walls and it's a sauna in the summer. Although, and this is relevant to the thread, it's actually not that bad in the winter, I don't even use my heater that often. Just put on 2 pairs of socks, a thick pair of jogging pants, a long sleeve shirt and a thick hoodie (preferably a size or 2 too big). It's comfy like a blanket and keeps you warm enough. The only problem is your fingers might get cold but just keep your hands in the front pocket of the hoodie or between your thighs while sitting down.
good luck ausbros
>>78669000
not yet, but give it time. it needs some time for the climate out there to change. it's a slow process.
>>78668953
>>78668991
>>78669065
Weren't they ridiculously stupid even by Abbo standards? They'd barely mastered fire or some shit like that?
How did you kill them off?
>>78667415
john townsville
>>78669383
well see we had guns.....
>>78669383
>How did you kill them off?
Mostly we just shot them.
The area I grew up in (Gippsland) there were cairns set up all over the region to this guy Angus McMillan... looked him up a few years ago, he settled the area and was personally involved in killing at least 300 abos - possibly up to 1000
>>78662689
Brexit did this.
>tfw I live in Benambra
It was like this last year too. Picture related.
Hot as fuck summers and cold as fuck winters.
>>78669622
Are you saying he had over 300 confirmed kills?
Was he top of his class?
>>78669383
Its actually pretty interesting made a huge line of white people and walked top to bottom across tas through bush and scrub and shot any abos we saw
>>78669571
>had guns
>had
But guns are bad now :^)
>>78669622
Damn, kek. Liberals would be foaming at the mouth if they knew about him.
>>78669793
they were dead, kiddo
>>78669793
what the fuck did you just say to me
>>78669938
it's not exactly some kind of hidden esoteric knowledge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gippsland_massacres
also worth noting killing abos has always been illegal under the good Queen's laws, so when some lefty starts talking shit just say they were criminals and don't represent the majority :^) (no one has ever tried to argue with me about killing abos because all the soft cunts live in the city)
send help
>>78670464
>Melbourne
It's too late.
>>78670700
I'm on the outskirts, not perfect but not ground zero either
>>78664046
we use biological warfare for that
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-29/new-strain-of-rabbit-killing-calicivirus-disease-approved/7367142
>The virus is a haemorrhagic disease and causes internal bleeding, rapid multiple organ failure and death within 6-12 hours of infection.
>>78670464
How much help do you need?
We can send it in packages that contain up to 12 bundles of 475kt
>>78670808
I have no idea what you're on about but I need it
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