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My fellow Amerifats, which three states do you think are the greatest and which three


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My fellow Amerifats, which three states do you think are the greatest and which three do you think are the shittiest?
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I can tell you that "Missouri" comes pretty close to "Misery".

Do with that what you will.
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colorado new jersey and kansas
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shittiest... louisiana, alabama, missouri
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Montana, Colorado, Northern Cali.
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>>78630678
Greatest: Ohio, Ohio, Ohio
Shittiest: Texas, Texas, Michigan
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>>78630678
Best:
TX, MT, WA

Worst:
CA, NY/NJ (basically equally shifty and not really much different), MD
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>>78630678
3 best
>Arizona
>texas
>alaska
3 worst
>california
>new Mexico
>new york
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Greatest:
Alaska
Texas
Pennsylvania

Worst:
Washington
Michigan
Commiefornia
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Greatest:
>Texas
>Colorado
>Alaska

Shittiest:
>New Jersey
>California
>Florida
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>>78631323
>>78631336
>>78631404
>>78631424
Everyone in Texas is an asshole.
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>>78631473
And thats one of the many reasons its the best
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BEST:

MAINE, OREGON, WA


WORST:

NJ, CA, Virginia
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Best: texas, Nevada, Alaska
Worst: California, Connecticut, Massachusetts.
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>>78631527
texas is best at being bored as fuck
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best: New Hampshire, Maine, Colorado
worst: New Jersey
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>>78630678
ME, NH, AK

CA, AL, MI
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NJ can be top-tier but also the shittiest. I live in a nice semi-rural area near Princeton so I can't complain, but some areas are just straight fucked.
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>>78631575
>>78631577
I don't get this. Are we judging this based on people? Cali has the most recreational things to do and some of the most beautiful scenic locations. A pariah of spics and cucks is never going to chance that.
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Worst
>MN
>NJ
>OH

Best
>MI
>CA (pls disregard the populace)
>Alaska
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new jersey is the most beautiful place on earth
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>>78631881
I judged based on culture, politics, people, and the environment (Alaska is fucking beautiful)
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>>78631881
People, culture, politicians, laws. Anything really. Shitty gun laws, culture and drought will keep me away.
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>>78631895
>Michigan shills
Ohio has become everything Michigan aspired to be

stay mad
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>>78631789
Grandparents live in Ridgewood, can confirm
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>>78631336
You got NM and AZ reversed
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Pennsylvania is awesome.

California is lame.
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>>78631789
NJ>SJ
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>>78631473
I mean maybe you're a hipster.
I haven't had any issues at all, and I'm no country bumpkin, but maybe it's because I carry myself like the veteran I am? Idfk.
Them and Oklahoma was nothing but cordial countryfolk.
Course I didn't hit major cities cause I don't like niggers much.
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>>78632032
>Alaska is fucking beautiful
That I will agree on. I've wanted to visit for some time, it seems to me like America's Iceland sans the God-tier music.
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>>78631610
Not with all the beer, guns, and countryside they've got.
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>>78632358
but then you're still in texas
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>>78630678
Best: California, Texas, Colorado
Worst: Nebraska, Illinois, Tennessee
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>>78630678
BEST
1. Georgia
2. Texas
3. Louisiana

Worst
1. California
2. Florida
3. New York
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>>78631881
People and laws and cost of living as well as population density.
I grew up in cali and left because I don't want to spend 1/2 of my income as a network engineer paying rent and $4+ for 87 octane fuel.
Shits retarded.
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>>78632126
>New Mexicuck detected
Go back to Alubuaquuerque or however the fuck it's spelled
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>>78632309
I lived in Texas for about 7 years. I don't mean to generalize so I guess "everyone" is the wrong word, but based on my experiences there is absolutely fuckall to do there (I guess if you count Six Flags that's something but just one thing) and people talk shit behind your back instead of to your face.
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>>78632095
740/614 reporting
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>>78630678
In no particular order

Greatest:
Texas
New York
Colorado

Worst:
Alabama
California
Utah
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I think all states. You get to choose between

>average IQ of 85, everyone is obese but doesn't give a fuck about political correctness aka the south

Or

>SJW cry babies from actual privileged families

Is there anywhere that a white constitionalist atheist can go where he fits in?
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>>78631610
Tell that to stone cold motherfucker
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Greatest: Arkansas, Arkansas, Arkansas
Worst: California, New York, Massachusetts
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>>78631473
Keep crying, Aiden. California is a cesspool.
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>>78632508
I guess Cali's a better place to vacation for a week (namely Orange, fucking love OC) than to live.
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>>78632431
Better than california. I'm never going back. Fuck that place.
Plus Texas had decent industry and natural resources and GDP.
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>>78632479
you wanna know how i know you've never been outside the south? your list of best states and worst states with 2 you've probably never been to
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>>78632604
Southern NJ can't CC but everyone else thinks it's the south around here
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Is Texas really like King of the Hill? I've heard people say the show is spot on, but I don't fucking know, I've never been there.
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CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK, TEXAS
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>>78631009
Love you brother never thought Kansas would make anyone's list t. Kansan
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>>78632701
Exactly, #1 rule for california:
You never live in california, it's shifty to live there, but it's nice to visit and or own a vacation home in.
Every engineer I've met when I was in NC and when I lived in CA said this.
They worked there for awhile, got tired of the insanity and left then would go visit.
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No one likes Wyoming?
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>>78632790
I TELL YA HWHUT
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>>78632599
>Alabama
>Utah
>Worst
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Best: Washington, Idaho, Kentucky
Worst: California, Massachusetts, New York
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>>78630678

best (in no order)
>Texas
>Indiana
>Alaska (naturally beautiful, can go innawoods if needed, seems pretty uncucked)

shittiest
>commiefornia
>vermont
>florida
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new mexico is legit terrible. everything good they say we did is actually Texas
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>>78632921
....yup
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>>78632907
wywho?
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>>78632790
Yep. Any moderately sized town is pretty similar to Arlen.
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>>78632907
It's a nice state to visit, but not much can be said about it as far as people go.
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Best: Colorado, Montana, North Carolina

Worst: Illinois, Kentucky, Arkansas

Bonus: DC is worse than all 50 states

I also only included states I've been to, unlike most of /pol/ which will probably just pick based off of HDI or something
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>>78632907
I like wyoming, but it's not as economically sound as other options and doesn't have as much intense nature as MT. I mean, basically anywhere that isn't NY, CA, DC, MD, NJ, VA, FL, AL, OR, or another shifty state is good with me.
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>>78632907
I wish I could go there, take a deep breath in, deep breath out, and whisper to myself as I watch the buffalo roam: "I'm fucking bored".
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Best: Colorado
Everybody else is just fighting for second
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>>78632604
As much grief as I'll get for this answer, Austin. While it has a rep for sjws, most everyone I know is pretty based. You can meet someone that looks like a hipster douche, but once you start talking to them you can agree on gun rights, the dangers of unregulated immigration, and the threat of a globalist elite.
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>>78632966
>Full of religious weirdos and nothing to do
I don't even have to differentiate because that applies to both.
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>>78631336
Nailed it!
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>>78631227
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Texas, Alabama, and and Colorado
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>>78633084
We are pretty free senpai. There isn't much liberal/gov over reach because there isn't very many people. Also, no corporate income tax and very loose gun laws
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greatest: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky (The great Virginian motherland)

shittiest: Maryland, Michigan, Louisiana
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Best:
North Carolina
Alabama
Montana/Wyoming

Honorable mentions: rural Washington, Texas, Alaska

Worst
California
New York
Minnesota

Dishonorable mentions: Oregon, Ohio, Michigan, Massachusetts
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>>78632126

New Mexico is just a shittier Arizona
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Hawaii is cool
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>>78631227
I guess some of you Clevelanders are alright after all.
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>>78633341
Thanks for the Wyoming shoutout!
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>>78633158
new jersey is 2nd
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>>78633200
I'm biased because I grew up around coastal Alabama. Essentially Florida without the shitty things about Florida
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Best: Washington, Oregon, Colorado
Worst: North Carolina and any other two shit southern states
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>>78633315
Hence why I like it. Sadly not enough economic marketplace to be had.
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>>78633341
>disliking ohio
Trump won the primary anyways okay.
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>>78630678
>go through entire thread
>not a single mention of Arkansas
Just end us already. No one cares
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>>78631075
>>78630927

Southern Missouri is pretty nice though, it's basically like an extension of Arkansas. North is shit. The general ozarks area is beautiful, and is mostly conservative.
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~Official Power Rankings~

>Texas Tier
Texas

>God Tier
Wisconsin
Virginia
North Dakota
Alaska

>New York Values Tier
New York
New Jersey
Massachusetts

>You lost the birth lottery Tier
Mississippi
Michigan
Georgia

>What the fuck are you doing Tier
California
Florida

>Literally who? Tier
Connecticut
Wyoming
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Best: California, North Carolina, Alaska
Worst: South Carolina, Florida, Texas
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>>78630678
Oregon
Montana
New Mexico
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>>78633501
I visited west Arkansas once. Smelled kinda like piss and it was humid ASFUUUUCCKK
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>>78633492
Ohio State fans and general rust belt refugees who are shitting up the south when they rmove down for work
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>>78633501
i love david's burgers. best burger in the country fast food wise
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>>78633525
Based leaf, Wisconsin is god tier aside from complete lib shitstorm Madison.
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>>78630678
Kentucky, Commiefornia, and New York are shitholes. Dont even fly over them
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>>78633520
the part where i70 runs and i70 itself is the shittiest part of the country
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>>78633555
Ya m8 90% Humidity is a good day here
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>>78633583
Psh. We take care of Alabama and this is the thanks we get?
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>>78633651
>Kentucky
Why? Are you some kind of fried chicken hater?
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>>78631009
>>78631075
switch new jersey and nola
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>>78633626
I think most red states have those containment cities.
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>>78633717
I am an Auburn fan and that was wonderful. And I was happy to see Cleveland win the title. But that's the extent of my compliments for Ohio
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>>78632907
I love it. I'm a Colorado native who sometimes thinks about leaving since we have so many Cali and east coast fags here now
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>>78633726
new orleans?
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Best: NC, TX, MA

Worst: CA, WA, FL
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>>78633738
Although I think Wisconsin is blue in general.
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Best: Texas, Maine, Alaska

Mixed Bag: New York, California, New Mexico

Worst: Florida, Iowa, Ohio
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So seems like the consensus is texas/alaska are top tier and commiefornia/jewyork are shite tier.
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Best: Arizona Nevada Texas
Worse: New Mexico California Colorado
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>>78630678
BEST: FLORIDA

WORST: Everything else

You cannot deny that Florida has the most happenings.

This year Florida will be the deciding state to give Trump the victory for presidency.
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Almost all of the worst things in America that have made major news this year have taken place in Florida. Namely Orlando.

>Christina Grimmie's death
>The massacre of 50 fairies
>A toddler being swallowed whole by an alligator

At least in 2016, I'm thinking FL takes the cake for worst state.
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>>78633789
>that's the extent of my compliments for Ohio
That's all we're really here for.
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>>78633124
If that is boring to you you're out of touch with this beautiful planet God has given us.
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>>78633351
Get rid of Phoenix and Tucson and we'll talk
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>>78630678
Best: Texas, Wyoming, and Montana

Worst: Illinois, California, New York
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>>78633448
>worst: North Carolina

homo detected. stay out of our restrooms, freak
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>>78632479
>Worst
>Florida
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>>78633158
Except all the weed shit and Cali fags here now. We were at our best 10 years ago
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Texas Arizona Montana

Ohio Commiefornia Ohio again
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Best: Texas Florida and jew york
Worst: Illinois, washington, new Mexico
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Best: Texas, Texas, Texas

Worst: Well, I guess Texas. It's not like there are any other states.
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>>78633811
We're (Wisco native) mostly red-leaning but Madison is so bad it balances out with the rest of the state. We've fallen for Commie Obammie in both elections and I think we went to John Kerry in 2004. We'll probably be stuck voting for Shillary in November but I think that Trump will win without us.
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imo the only states worth a fuck are New England

also I like some of the old cities of the South

also California for the weather
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>>78633448
What's so bad about NC?
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>>78633873
>Literally who
>a bunch of fags
>someone elses wifes son

I see no loss here
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>>78633991
that's why you get new mexico to push for legal rec weed. keep everything expensive in colorado, and all the weedbros will move down south
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>>78633448
>his parents couldn't afford sending him to summer camp
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>>78630678
Best:
Montana, Arizona, Alaska

Worst:
Maryland, California, New York
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>>78630678
>greatest
New York
New Mexico
Texas

>shittiest
Mississippi
Alabama
West Virginia
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>>78631895
>Michigan
Stay cucked
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>>78632604
There isn't a single state in the union that has an average IQ close to 85
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>>78633866
It did almost kick off the zombie apocalypse

But my votes, louisiana Texas and Oregon as the best as I was a bum and them three states were the best

The worst, California kentucy and Tennessee
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>>78634093
city folk have a inferiority complex, country folk are based though
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Greatest: Ohio

Shittiest: Everyone else
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>>78633677
Yeah, but that's closer up north, and like I said, the north is shit. It's almost like two different states. The land itself is even uglier up there.
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>>78630678
Best:
Commiefornia
Texas
Mass

Worst:
Commiefornia
Texas
New York
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Official State Rankings

1.Texas

2.North Carolina

3.Ohio
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.
Power Gap
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4-47. No Particular order
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.
.

POWER GAP
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48. Arkansas
49. Louisiana
50. Mississippi
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>>78634194
>alabama is smarter than california
libkeks btfo
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>>78630678

Best:
1) Montana
2) Wyoming
3) Utah

Shittiest:
1) California
2) NY
3) Illinois

Solid and realistic winners (aka good states + lots of jobs):
1) Virginia
2) Texas
3) Florida
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>>78634194
hmm I wonder what this map correlates with
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>>78633677
Colorado?? You've never driven i70 through Eisenhower Tunnel
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>>78631789
NJ, million dollars homes next to run down nigger towns.
You can't go anywhere in NJ without running into niggers or spics. Even the rich people live next to niggers.
Not to mention it has one of the highest property taxes and most of the whites with common sense are moving out.
Traffic sucks and its dirty as hell, trash everywhere.
The white flight from NJ is real.
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>>78633991
Colorado was amazing last time I went. But then the weed tourists moved in
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The US is just shitty in general.
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>>78634313
i have and it was nice
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>>78631789
Ay, Fort Lee - all fuckin' Korean, but also the only place you'll ever see a Trump sign.
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>>78631575

>Virginia
>worst
>lumped in with NJ and CA

leaf, what are you smoking?
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>>78634340
Hi Justin
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>>78634268
I'm sorry louisiana left a bad review, I bet you just went to nigger Orleans or jigga city a.k.a. baton rouge
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>Best
New York
Pennsylvania
Ohio

>Worst
California
New Jersey
Anything in the Southeast
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>>78634268
whats wrong with louisiana
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>>78630678
Nevada best
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>>78632732
Nah, I've been outside the South. Been to New York, Iowa and yes, even California.

Out of those three, I only enjoyed Iowa.
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>>78631075
>>78632599
>>78633261
>>78634187

some jealous Yankees ITT
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>>78634340
How would you rank Canadian provinces?
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>>78630678

Best:

Texas, Texas, and North Carolina

Worst:

Florida, Florida, Florida.
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>>78634464
everything
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>>78634340
Y r there leafs in my burger thread
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BEST
Colorado
Texas
Nebraska

WORST
Ohio
Illinois
Michigan
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Best:
- Hawaii (Big Island only)
- Oregon
- Alaska

Worst:
- All of the south up to Virginia. Maryland is ok.
- Florida
- Oklahoma

I haven't been to some of the states mentioned elsewhere ITT, but I have a seriously hard time believing any of them can beat the jungles of Hawaii's big island for natural beauty. It's literally the only place in the world where I'd willingly be a homeless, jobless vagrant if it meant being able to live there.
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>>78633873
You just can't take the banter.
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>>78634554
have you ever actually been there?
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>>78634516
really? i thought iowa would cause southerners to go mad from the lack of trees closing in on them
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>>78634564
>nebraska
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>>78634542

No one likes bama or mississippi desu
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>>78634631
yes, your roads are shit, your cities are too congested for how small they are, your government is a corrupt police state, and there's bugs fucking everywhere
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>>78634554
Name one thing besides niggers, shit even the niggers are cool if you steer clear of Zion city
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I miss going on adventures in pre-giuliani nyc. Too bad the soul of that city has been long dead now.
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>>78634631

Different person, but...

Niggers are shit, taxes are shit.

Coonasses & coonass food is tops.
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>>78630678
Best: Texas, Nebraska, Alaska
Worst: New York, California, Illinois
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They're all terrible. Any state with a soul is too fuckin' poor, and any state where people can read is full of degenerates. But that being said...

Best:
- Texas (guns, food, real estate, and tech)
- Massachusetts (education, actual history)
- Maine (distance from everyone)

Worst:
The Left Coast
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>>78634303
desu it's amazing the south isn't lower. Most of those states are something like 50% actually illiterate niggers.
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>>78634695
Oh so you're a giant prissy who can't take rough living...poor yank pussy
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>>78633414
>coastal Alabama
My brother.
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>>78634268
Ohio is worse than New York.
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>>78634464
The entire state smells a sweaty ass.
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>>78631227
Ohio is the worst anon. Full of fat, feminist cunts, #diversity, and stupid gun laws. No thanks.
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>>78634815
all that tech is moving to colorado because the air conditioning bill is too astronomical in tx
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>>78634889
You get use to it...or rather you accept it
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>>78634815
Massachusetts is still commie land. The townies are good, but everyone else sucks. New Hampshire, man. Live free or die.
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>>78634933
>all that tech is moving to
Mexico
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>>78631227

>irrelevant rust belt

>>>>>>>>/trash/
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>>78634733
Giuliani kicking out the shitheads and junkies was the best thing to ever happen to that rat nest of a city.
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>>78634841
your state is the soviet union if the ussr ever took over the usa, we beat them in a war to take it back, and we said you can keep louisiana though
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>>78634542
Nope, Texas here.
The fact you and I were in the same confederacy makes me shudder.
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>All these people talking about NM

Why are people talking about my empty Literately Who state? I remember the '02 winter olympics when Utah was demanding passports from us to prove we're part of the US.

Was it ABQ chimping out on Trump? That is completely expected. We're the place where the border-hoppers go where they give up on trying to get to prosperous states.
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>>78632588
You sound like an asshole, anon. I'd probably talk behind your back too. We have courtesy in Texas so we don't get in fights like dumb mudskins.
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>>78630678
I haven't been to anywhere near all 50, but I can say Massachusetts is pretty great as long as you stay in the 95+% white towns
Maine, Vermont , Alabama, Texas , Alaska, Illinois and Indiana are also all pretty nice in my experience
California, Louisiana, New Jersey, and any major cities in the south/southeast are shit (hot as hell and full of niggers)
The rest of the states I have been in are alright, at least the places where I went (except Vegas, hot, dry, full of degenerates and kikes, went before I found /pol/ and still didn't enjoy it, but won't judge the whole state on one city)
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>>78634093
I lived there for a while. Ugly surroundings, high crime rates, full of rude and stupid rednecks, ignorant religious idiot propaganda everywhere, the politics make no sense. It's like stepping backwards in time... limited technology, virtually no public transit, people don't give a fuck about the environment, weed is illegal there, I could go on. West coast best coast.
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>>78635035

Texas here as well.

I kinda hate the deep south if I'm completely honest.
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>>78634542
get in here lad >>78629340
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>>78630678
The entire US is shit at this point. There's no hope without right wing death squads in full force.
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>>78632907
I like Wyoming anon, but it's just not top 3 material. It's in say my top 10 or 20 though. Definitely above average.
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>>78633200
success breeds jealousy
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>>78634854
Even though Fairhope can be a little artsy/libtardy, it's still a GOAT place to grow up man. I took it for granted.
>>
1. California
2. Hawaii
3. Alaska

...

48. Mississippi
49. Arkansas
50. Oklahoma
>>
>>78633261
God Bless Texas
>>
>>78634542
>jealous of the nigger belt
>>
Greatest
>California
>Texas
>New York

Shittiest
>California
>Texas
>New York

Anyone who disagrees is from a fly over state, seriously america is nothing without these three giants
>>
>>78630678
Top 3
>NC
Pulled Pork BBQ
>Texas
Brisket
>NY
Sure it's the liberal hive of the east coast, but you can't have the greatest pizza in the world without that water straight out of the Catskills.

For the three worst:
>Northern California
>Southern California
>Washington
>>
>>78635034
Yea I guess we are the rough boot of the country, you'll be looking for is if you ever want possoem stew or how to trap Turkey(string a hook with a raisin on the hook and they'll eat it down and get trapped on the hook) there now you know how to hunt turkey
>>
VA is pretty dope. Sure we shit out Chris Brown but we got some nice gun laws, or lack thereof. Schools are aight, went to some competitive public schools and Thomas Jefferson HS is just around the corner from me. We also have the original Five Guys so we pretty much win any argument just because of that.

Shittiest states I've been to are MD, NJ, FL.
>>
Pennsylvania, Nevada, Maine best.

New Mexico, New York, New Jersey can fuck off.
>>
Best:
Texas - Obvious
Alaska - scenery, uncucked
Kentucky - All the fun of the south with none of the nigs

Worst -
Ohio
California
Massachusetts
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>>78630678
>Best
Alaska
Montana
Utah

>Worst
Washington
California
Jew York
>>
>>78634990
Specifically Boston is commie land, and only because these Catholic morons worship the Kennedys.

If you live outside Boston, you basically don't get a vote and politics don't really matter. The Berkshire hippies are all apolitical potheads - not actual socialists.
>>
>>78631789
>Tfw from Morris county
I haven't been to NJ in 10 years. What has happened since then? I left literally right before the Jersey shore meme became real.
>>
Best: Florida, Texas, Alaska

Worst: California, [insert random nigger filled south country here], [insert random nigger filled south country here]
>>
>>78631075
HAHA FAGGOT
MISSOURI: MARK TWAIN - THE AMERICAN AUTHOR
MISSOURI: BRAD PITT - AMERICAN LEGEND
MISSOURI: DARREN WILSON - THE AMERICAN HERO WHO KILLED MICHAEL BROWN, NIQQA
>>
California is tge greatest, by far. We are the most progressive with our illegal drivers licenses and gentrification of niggers moving into white towns while the formerly niggerhoods are filled with tumblrinas and antifa.

Does the drought bother us? Nah fuck that. We're going to keep pumping water down to the dessert so Jews can fill their swimming pools while feeding drugs to little boys before molesting them.

Did I mention we have the highest population of Mexicans in the nation? Twice that of Texas, the second highest. We're going to stick it to the man and make California Mexico again. Fuck the treaty of Hidalgo. That's what a great state we are.

Oh yeah, want to start a business? $850 to form an LLC.
>>
>>78630678
If I may interject for a moment:
Top 3 states are probably Maine, New York, and Wisconsin.
Bottom 3 are California, Florida, and Michigan.

Am I accurate? Any muricans want to weigh in on Canadian provinces?
>>
Best: MA
Shit: Everyone else
>>
>>78635467
Chris Brown is only your second worst sin after your anal retentive traffic cops

Third if you still can't make a right on red.
>>
>>78630678
>Best
Colorado
Washington
Oregon
>Worst
New Jersey
Kansas
Florida
>>
>>78634655
checked, also we invented hospitality corn
>>
>>78635605
whats a province?
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>>78635587
MISSOURI FUCK YEAH!
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>>78633895
We have the coolest flag?
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Texas has shit roads
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>>78635716
swag
>>
>>78630678
Greatest
>South Carolina
>North Carolina
>Alabama
Special mention for VA pre-2000 and Alaska
Worst States
>New Jersey
>California
>Illinois
Special mention for Delaware and Minnesota
>>
>>78635605
My favorite is Nunavut.
>>
>>78633261
god damn this made me miss my home state. I fuxking hate my home town though. too many spics, liberals and assholes now.
>>
>>78630678
Best: Texas, Arizona, Washington
Worst: California, Michigan, New Jersey
>>
>>78635756
Basically just states with fancy names. Canada also has three "territories" which are bigger provinces.
>>
>>78635405
stop putting people in prison for years for petty amounts of marijuana and you won't be the shittiest state anymore... missouri/alabama will
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>>78635605
Tourists like Toronto but really all of Canada is shit except for Alberta since they have young people and oil (hence why we will soon be annexing them.)
>>
>>78633555
I drove through Arkansas, can confirm it smells like piss mixed with fart the whole way through and pot holes like you would not believe literally everywhere.
>>
>>78635773
lolololol
i love how illinois is shit is on our pros
ST LOU FAG CHECKIN IN
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>>78635605
>okay tier
Quebec
Ontario
British Columbia
>completely irrelevant tier
all other provinces and territories
>>
>>78633184
Yea, I think a big city in the south is probably the best bet. I live in TN, probably gonna move to Nasvhille when I'm done with school.
>>
>>78635809
no south carolina is north carolina's toilet senpai. this state sucks. charleston is alright though
>>
>>78636010
Did the alligator feel bad for what he did?
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>no mention of the actual greatest state yet
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>>78635635
Literally never had a problem with cops and we can turn right on red as long as there isn't a sign saying we can't.
>Always 5-9 mph over speed limit depending on speed limit.
>Going 15 over on a parkway
>Blue lights
>Actually was going 25 over, for some reason one side of the road was 40 while the other side is 50?
>Get let off with a warning
>>
>>78635089
Woops, forgot New Hampshire on the good list
>>
>>78635789
>highways with virtually no speed limits that weave through the hills
>shitty

Hwat?
>>
>>78635984
>illinois is shit is on our pros
Don't know what you mean but yes StL is good minus the city :^)
>>
>>78635974
Annexation would be fuckin' sound, I hate this current governing body.

I live in Toronto and lemme tell you it's great, basically a Canadian NYC but not on an island.

>>78636010
Spot on, but Albertan oil is a big factor in our economy right now. Quebec is beautiful old country but the french are insufferable and the language itself fucking sucks.
>>
>>78635560
Hunterdon county here. Haven't been in NJ for about 2 years though. It was a great place to live.
>>
>>78636010
Meant to add Prince Edward Island as why is this even a province tier.
>>
I'm mixed about Cali, it being my home state. The great parts are great, but the fact that Stockton/Rio Linda/other such places exist makes to drop sharply into mediocrity.

So I guess

>Oregon
>Massachusetts
>North Carolina

Shit tier's easy.

>Texas
>Florida
>Pennsylvania
>>
> Greatest
Utah, Wyoming and Colorado.

America is a wretched shithole, but god damn if our national parks and mountainscapes aren't the best in the fucking world.

> Shittest.
Cali, Mississippi and Michigan.

Born and raised in Detroit, moved to Cali and MS before bailing to Australia, all of them epitomize the worst parts of America, California for the DUDEWEED lefties, Michigan for the urban decay / niggers, Mississippi for the niggers and rednecks.
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>>78630678
3 best
>Florida
>Texas
>Tennessee
3 worst
>California
>New Jersey
>New York
3 Honorable Mentions
>Arizona
>Alaska
>Alabama
>>
>>78635605
New York is in the top 3, while California is in the bottom 3? Fuck off leaf
>>
>>78635235
Damn, you're lucky, I love visiting Fairhope. I grew up in Mobile, was pretty okay. Too many niggers at school.
>>
Best
>Utah
>Idaho
>Alaska

Worst
>California
>Nevada (fuck nevada)
>Minnesota
>>
>>78636108
Ugh, no. Driving through Connecticut is worse than taking the NJ Turnpike. Endless identical outer suburbs, and one piece of shit city in the middle. Connecticut is like Western Mass without the personality.
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>>78635974
You...you don't know how things are going in Alberta, do you?
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>>78636228
>Meant to add Prince Edward Island as why is this even a province tier.
Same reason Delaware's a state pretty much
>We were totally here first guys !!
>>
I am so mixed with my home state of Minnesota. On one hand... the cities are complete trash but the rest of the state is top tier.
>>
>>78636072
Fuck you you filthy yank
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Gotta love the Ohio Burgee
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>>78636182
heeehawww COUNTY LIFE, SON
i meant, how on the list of why missouri is great, one point is "illinois is shit"
made me lol, makes perfect sense.
fuck the land of lincoln.
>>
>>78632433
Fuck you nigger

t. Tennessean
>>
>>78632652
arkansan checking in can confirm
>>
>>78636363
Minnesota is too populated with Scandi Cucks. It deserves cancer.
>>
>>78636165
Worst cops are in MD btw. They ticket cause you're out of state and going 5 over.
MD also puts bullshit speed cams literally everywhere. Wouldn't be surprised if they put them on sidewalks or your house eventually
>>
>>78636201
Nice to hear that parts of NJ has been doing well.
>>
>>78630678
greatest

>Iowa
>Minnesota
>Wisconsin

Worst
>Michigan
>Illinois
>Missouri
>>
>>78636297
California is fucking shit, you don't have to even live near it to know it. Nuke it for the greater good, you'll most likely be taken out too judging from your reaction.
>>
>Texas in almost every post
>mostly as a "best"

Lifetime Texan here, feels good.

When I travel abroad, I say I'm from Texas, and everyone from China to Poland knows about it.

Love it or hate it, Texas is America.
>>
>>78636228
Because of the potatoes you ignorant slut!
>>
>>78633555
arkansas gets humid af during summer
>>
>>78636376
i live in south carolina though. la and virginia are better southern states
>>
>>78630678
Best: Texas, Florida, Montana
Worst: California, Illinois, Washington
>>
>>78636297
Upstate is the epitome of comfy. It's the city that sucks shit.
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>>78636494
Tennessee is amazing. I just hope they quit with the bullshit on legislating internet so Comcast and TWC can rape more folks. Chattanooga is how all cities in Tennessee should do internet imo.
>>
>>78630678
Washington, Montana, Colorado.

Oregon is a honorary 4th place.
>>
>>78631227
Eat shit faggot.

https://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY
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>>78636563
>Worst
>Missouri
>>
>>78636715
i'm actually in love with comcast now... xfinity is the shit
>>
New Jersey
Mississippi
Montana
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>>78636297
If it's any consolation New York deserves to be in bottom three because it's so shitty. They're virtually tied with Commifornia.
>>
>>78635560
What part of Morris County are you from? I grew up in Chatham.
>>
>>78632907
Wyoming is like Mountainous Naturescape -- The State.
Yellowstone and not much else.
Not that Yellowstone is anything to scoff at.
>>
>worst
New Mexico
New Mexico
New Mexico
>>
Floridian here,

things are pretty bad here,

i'm currently trying to escape,

I will leave after I cast my vote in November,

don't come here - everything sucks
>>
>>78633501
You gave us Raping Bill, so there's that.
>>
Revising my list

Best:
Texas
New York
Colorado

Honorable:
Massachusetts (namely Boston)
Pennsylvania (namely Philly)
Tennessee

Would like to visit:
New Jersey (seems like a comfy place to live)
Louisiana
Washington state

Shit:
California
Mississippi
Alabama
>>
>>78634637
>southerners to go mad from the lack of trees closing in on them

Can confirm. I get anxious if there isn't any greenery in my environment. Cities creep me out.
>>
>>78636563
>Minnesota
>greatest
MN here, no. absolutely not.

>Best
Texas
Oregon
Maine

>Worst
Mississippi
Maryland
California
>>
best: Arizona, Texas, and Alaska
worst: Cali, California, Cuckifornia
>>
>>78636297
I live in NYC. An absolutely deplorable place, some neighborhoods third world tier.
>>
>>78634925
Only in the cities. Any rural area is borderline hillbilly. Heroine is a big problem out there though.
>>
>>78637264
atlanta is really green, shit just exploded with new apartments and weed isnt even legal here. if they figured out how much more shit they could build with legal weed...
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OP here

God Tier:
>Wisconsin (best state in the Midwest plus Culver's)
>Texas (based Sam Houston)
>New York (upstate is beautiful, NYC is great sans the liberals, and don't forget it gave us Trump)

Shit Tier:
>Michigan (a shitty knockoff of Wisconsin that is lucky we haven't annexed the UP yet)
>California (kinda on the fence desu, beautiful state but horrible government and people and too many beaners that ruin it all)
>Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi (they all reek of dog shit and have people with less of personalities than dog shit)

Honorable Mentions:
>Utah, Arizona, Montana (scenic as fuck)
>Maine (comfy as fuck)

Otherwise pretty neutral on everywhere else.
>>
>>78636323

I grew up near Gadsden up north and I hated Mobile so much as a kid when we'd go to the beach. It's only gotten worse.
>>
>>78630678
Oregon (the beach and mountains)
Colorado (beautiful)
Ohio ( i like the outdoors)
>>
Great:
1. California
2. Montana
3. Arizona

Shit:
1. New York
2. New Jersey
3. Maryland
>>
>>78630678
Everybody knows those northern states bordering Canada are the best. Maine, New Hampshire
>>
Michigan takes all 3 worst spots
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this meme triggers /pol/fags
>>
>All this Ohio spam

I've lived in your state, the people have zero personality, land is flat as a board, 'muh hiya state religion, O-H amirite. I haven't seen another state so lacking in content, yet so insufferably adamant that it's the best state in the union.

Highlights do include, however: Cedar point, brew thru's, RnR/NFL HoF.

>Incoming "Oh yeah, well Ohio has [76 point list here]
>>
>>78630678

Best States: Tennessee, Montana, Wyoming, New Hampshire.

Worse: Mississippi, California, New York, New Jersey.
>>
>>78637497
Why the fuck did you come to Mobile for the beach? The beaches across the bay are way nicer.
>>
>>78637682
>it didn't work when i shitposted in one thread, better try it in this unrelated one
(You) don't deserve this reply. Fuck off.
>>
Greatest:
TN
GA
FL
MI
AL

Shit:
NH
PA
RI
NJ <Super shitty
NY
>>
>>78637682
>states full of niggers have lower IQs
Who would have thought?
>>
I'm from Michigan, i'd say it's alright but compared to other states it is really shitty, the main thing that makes Michigan shit is places like detroit and flint, and other cities with tons of nigs. Small white cities here in Michigan are nice though, but i would count this state as one of the shittiest
>>
>>78630678
greatest:
Kentucky
New Mexico
and Colorado because personal experiences.

worst:
Louisiana
Texas
and Florida
because NIGGERS, MEXICO/ gas station economy, and florida which is the textbook definition of shithole
>>
>>78631227
>voting for kasich
>>
>>78637628
Are you from Michigan? I'm from TN, but when I visited Michigan it felt like the first time in my life I had been somewhere with some semblance of sanity.
>>
>>78637762

LOL you're the leaf that I triggered with it earlier

Are you going to ragequit again?

mehmehmeh
>>
>>78633924
>Get rid of Phoenix and Tucson and we'll talk
lol phoenix is the only reason to visit AZ, Tucson and Fagstaff are full of hippie non showering liberals and Mexicans (respectfully)
>>
>>78635093
>Ugly surroundings
Well, I can't possibly agree with that.

>high crime rates
Yeah, in some cities, I can't argue with that. Give you three guesses why, though.

>full of rude and stupid rednecks
We're not rude. We just hate you.

>ignorant religious idiot propaganda everywhere
I'm not very religious myself, but I prayed to God tonight and told him about you. He said you sound like a dick.

>the politics make no sense
Can't argue with this one. We mostly vote Republican in the presidential election, yet always seem to have Democrat governors. Weird.

>It's like stepping back in time
Who wouldn't want to live in fucking Mayberry? Oh, I forgot, you're a dick.

>limited technology
Three words. Research Triangle Park.

>virtually no public transport
Buy a car, you fucking cheap-ass kike.

>people don't give a fuck about the environment
Not remotely true.

>weed is illegal there
Well isn't it illegal most places? Why single out NC?
>>
>>78637910
they're basically canadians in michigan
>>
>>78637815

>Utah
>Wyoming
>Idaho
>Montana
>Dakotas

Some of the whitest states in the nation, try again.
>>
>>78637910
oh, fuck off, Michigan is one of the shittiest states, there are the exceptions of small towns as i said earlier but all in all this place is shit.
>>
So many people hating on Florida..

Florida is a great state. You guys are just jealous you don't live there..
>>
>>78638007
>white trash
>counting as white
>>
>>78630678
>greatest
Minnesota, Oregon, Alaska

>shittiest
commiefornia, jew york, west virginia
>>
>>78638098
florida is a containment state
>>
>>78638140
What are they "containing"?
>>
Best
Alaska
Arizona

Worst
IIllinois

T. Illinois transplant in AZ
>>
>>78637698
>flat as a board
Someone hasn't seen Southeast Ohio.
>>
>>78638228
people
>>
>all these shittiest votes for NJ

Have to agree. Leaving NJ was the best decision I ever made.
>>
>>78638136
Yep, that's how it goes.
You wouldn't say
>niggers
>counting as blacks
>>
>>78638228
southern trash
>>
>>78638303
I like your dry sense of humor.
>>
>>78638098
Florida used to be awesome -- when it was still the south. When the locals still pronounced it Miamah.
Now to find any portion of Florida that still identifies as the south, you have to drive way inland or north of Tampa.
>>
>>78638098
(((((TRIGGERED)))))

okay chill out floridafag
>>
>>78638098
lived there most of my life, I can never tell you a memory I enjoyed with all of the poor economy, underpaid asshole teachers/government officials, the heavy racism towards white people, the piss poor social views (people stuck in the 1910s). NIGGERS, my family's divorce that had me my mother and siblings homeless for four years.

the only thing positive I took from is was herbology, the one thing that was free and widespread in that state
>>
>>78630678
Best:
>North Carolina
>Texas
>South Carolina

Worst:
>California
>New Jersey
>New York
>>
>>78638478
i need some weed you just turned me autistic because i have no rebuttal for you
>>
>>78638404
White trash aren't true members of the aryan race. Blacks are a shit-tier race and the few blacks who have managed to elevate themselves above complete nigger status are in the minority.
>>
>>78638228
Old people.
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>people praising Texas

its ok to admit you like mexishits stealing your jobs and selling cocain on ever street corner.
>>
>>78630678
Best
Orange County
Worst
Everywhere else in California
>>
>>78638228
Geriatrics, homosexuals/pedophiles, Cubans.
Gotta keep the gators fed.
>>
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>>78639188
Orange Chicken County
>>
>>78630678
New Jerseyfag here, we are easily one of the worst.
Please save me from this shithole state.
>>
The truth is that every state is shit.
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