You find yourself in absolute control of a small central African nation. What's the first thing you do to make it less of a shithole?
Get rid of niggers and bring in whites
>>78619941
Release a deadly virus that kills off the population
Remove social benefits
>>78619941
Nuke it and come back in 30 years
>>78619941
Set up a police state in order to attract foreign investment. There will be no political rights but the people will eventually be too wealthy to really care.
>>78619941
Is this Africa or Brazil? Africans usually cant afford bricks in their shithole. This shithole looks too sophisticated for Africans.
>>78619941
>>78620393
Quick google image search comes up with Brazil. Stop making us Leafs look bad
>>78620393
lol it actually is brazil
didn't notice, just chose a shitting place on a whim
help me out /pol/bros to take over this total anarchy country, and make it great again. there is no governman, no army, no nothing...i need advice on how to make them rally behind me...plus my IQ is away above the average ex-pirates.
>>78619941
Napalm all niggers.
Bring in white settlers.
>>78619941
I offer free plots of land to whites
>>78619941
Import westernized, skilled whites.
Deport unskilled natives who question westernization.
>>78620628
Build an oil refinery. Somalians steal oil tankers and then ransom them back to other countries. They should instead steal the oil and refine it so it can be sold for a higher price.
even Africans don't like Africans.
>>78619941
Rape all 13 year old girls, kill all men.
Eat curry and drink.
Redistribute wealth.
>>78619941
Seek out all natural water sources and begin investment into a strong agricultural industry that creates jobs and allows for self-sustainment. Then quickly advocate for mass literacy and language unification amongst the populace. Once the masses can fluidly communicate, begin a program that allows people to take on various specialized tasks, such as architecture and engineering. The entire time that this is going on, put a Bible into every home and work towards building up a strong police force to prevent crime outbreaks, and outfit it to be able to handle invasion from warmongers.
>>78619941
Remove Kebab.
>>78619941
Invite Indian and Chinese colonists.
>>78620938
yea thats a pretty cool idea, hijacking oil tanker is pretty easy, now how the hell will i refine it?
>>78619941
Convince half of the niggers to kill the other half with machetes
Then put them to work in mines and use the money to pay $100,000 to every white family which immigrates to the country
Once equal numbers whites and blacks, change name of country to New Rhodesia, and convince the whites to kill the remaining blacks
>>78619941
genocide locals
>>78621399
>it's easy
>he's done this before
Post pics m8
>>78619941
Learn leadership and have people work for you and their own good
>>78619941
I can tell you right now leaf, that Nigerian prince is lying about those land claims
>>78620245
This. If you cut off welfare and foreign aide, natural selection will take care of everything for you.
>>78619941
Get rid of niggers
>>78621399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BlY9QT2fJo
Look for more on youtube. Bring industry to your country and they will name you King.
Then you'll really be able to say WE WUZ KANGZ.
>>78619941
Looks like your best bet is to kill all natives
>>78621321
>>78621399
Was that you telling Captain Phillips, "Im the Captain Now"
Kill all the males. Import 10 white farmers with basic machinery. Start making white babies.
>Partner with the French for economic support
>Have a half dozen wives and a few dozen hoes
>Use half the gross national product one year to build myself a golden throne
>Declare myself emperor for life
>Shoot submachine gun at schoolgirls because they are not wearing the correct uniform
Have a cooler room built off the side of my country mansion to store the cadavers that I cannibalize
>Stealing the national treasure I have looted and retire in exile to the French Riviera when I am finally ousted
Oh, wait, that's all been done. Not much of a what-if....
>>78621484
well hijacking a ship is pretty easy, all it requires is a boat with decent motor and three guys with with AKs and RPGs..
i have posted plenty pics before, check out the archives in the link
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/70695368/#70695368
>>78621723
>bring industry
no industry is willing to come here. even oil loving gooks wont come, they dont wanna kidnapped and raped.
>>78621321
This.
>execute any disloyal soldiers/ generals
>use millitary to help build up farms and standard of living, use them as a work force to work with the people
>set up hitler youth for kids
>harsh punishments
>make them proud to be from that nation
>slowly build up food source and farming
>remove hunger and water issue
>then start working on millitary power to defend land
>lock down borders so wandering coons cant enter and take our wealth
>start tourism industry up to get some extra cash
>align with western world for millitary protection
>get them to help us train up some soldiers
>improve cities, better roads, better houses, better sewage system, etc (creating lots of jobs)
>this will be a long process but it will allow for people to support you for a longer time since youre alway doing shit
>ban Islam (this should only be done once, you have control of food and a decent military force)
>kick out muslims
>take any retarded or disabled africans and send them to camps where they basically live away from everyone else and do shit simple work
>if I have access to the ocean kill pirates, and get oil companies to send some cash my way for my services
>wait til all my hitler youth kids are 18
>grown males, strong, somewhat intelligent
>farming is all good, most people live in better homes, and quality of life is better by now
>tourism is good
>millitary is strong due to western allies
>oil companies fund me because I kill pirates
>mining (if I have it) is funding the state and providing basic electricity
>wait 5 years for a few more generations of hitler youths to come through
>build up millitary
>use old ww1/ww2 artillery
>buy lots of it
>invade closest muslim country
>literally fuck the cunts up with older artillery but modern guns and tanks. give them a ww1 style war
>kill all muslims in that country
>give food, shelter and better life to those who join me
>rinse and repeat
>slowly conquer africa
>accidently genocide all muslims to help reduce population
>>78622758
That's why I said to build the industry yourself. I know that people of your skin affliction aren't so good at hard work, but if you don't work to change things in your own country, then things will never change.
This is why white people conquered the world and Africans still live in mud huts.
>>78623074
nice list aussiebro, but its easier said then done.
Kill all the black men and fuck all the black women, and make the race a lighter skin tone.
>>78619941
Killing all the nig nogs.
>>78620554
>>78620599
I only noticed because the shithole looks too technologically advanced for niggers to build by themselves.
>>78620628
I don't think it's worth saving now, it's overrun with Islamist. I'd just move to a Western country or neighbouring less shitty country and warn of the dangers of Islam and not to repeat Somalia's mistake
just copy whatever Namibia has been doing.
>>78623482
>>78623628
Your wasting valuable slaves
>>78623290
you damn right about most of what you said, this place is 500 years behind the rest of the world, building those industries will take years of hard work and dedication, but hopefully will get there at some point.
btw our aren't so lazy as the rest of the african countries, except that we like to waste our energy at killing each other instead of building things.
>>78623390
yes I know, it would be a long process,
but id get some dumb white lib cucks who have good degrees like medicine and engineering to come over and work voluntary or for very little, to give things a good kick start, until I can set up university's to get those vital degrees and education paths rolling.
id start fucking with warlords, slavery and pirates, so the western world likes me. and i get given good propaganda. then I could hire my men out to USA to make hits on terrorists when they cant because they'd be given bad publicity.
>>78620628
Killing people gets the population in line. It's better to be feared than loved
>>78619941
Drop a limited number of food and supplies crates, a large number of weapons, and find a comfy place to watch the show from.
Simple:
>Kill every soldier who is disloyal
>Make an apartheid-like government system
>Exploit minerals and other resources with slave labor
>Sell shares and groups of slaves to companies worldwide
>Companies come
>Companies back country and their countries back mine
>Offer chance out of poverty to anyone willing to be a soldier
>Again, any disloyal=Immediate execution
>Start to counterfeit US dollars and UK pounds
>Use children to work the machines
So overall, make it a shithole, but a very profitable and productive shithole
>>78623870
hmm then I will castrate all the nig nogs and then use them as slaves.
Step 1: Build a Wall.
Step 2: Deport the Blacks.
Step 3: .................
Step 4: Profit.
let's be honest, national socialism would be the only way to get everyone on your side and working, it would be the only way to effectively revive the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7c9tB77YdU
once you build your big millitary, you could go to war, which would kill off any dumb soldiers and general disabled/ retarded people under your nation. leaving only the strong and brave.
population is the big killer here.
you'd need to genocide someone, muslims would be your best bet.
then id suggest you start killing any and all chinese before they get their gook hands into all your business.
id be fine with jews, because when push comes to shove, you can just holocaust the jews and nobody will do anything, but you holocaust chinks and china will probably invade, then youd be fucked.
>>78619941
Get rid of all the blacks and import whites
>>78619941
Mass authoritarian propaganda and education campaign, preparing all the citizens for libertopia. And once that's done, open up the economy for foreign investment. Drugs, guns, manufacturing, financial services, anything and everything, virtually tax free.
>>78620393
what the fuck are you, a shitholeologist.
>>78619941
Move in white people until it's a heavily white majority.
>>78623886
sounds like an ultimate plan...im taking notes.
>>78623905
t. a person who fears a woman in a gold hat
>>78620628
>help me out /pol/bros to take over this total anarchy country, and make it great again.
I like the location of your country, lots of potential.
How could we get rid of the shitty (meaning the majority of) Somalians though?
>>78619941
Why do you post a pic of brazil.
Even a brazilian favela is too advanced for africans to build by themselves
>>78620765
Who's going to run the country then?
>Argentina
>white
>>78625102
You know a thing or two about killing off large populations don't you, Austria?
>>78625018
also get in good with catholics/ christians, they'd send educated people and supplies and money. but make sure when they preach they don't go all fanatic, have a soldier watch them at all times and if they try to cuck your people have him sent home. just make the religious people teach the good morals, and thats it. (well start off with that, then once the people are a little more civilized and when machete massacres have dropped to below 3 a day, you can let them do their own thing.
>>78625102
well most of them are muslim.
>align with Israel,
>let the kikes fund your genocide
>once muslims are removed, you thank kikes and say you will help them out later
>eventually build a few beach resorts for Israel citizens,
>eventually start killing off muslims in neighbouring countries.
>>78619941
Remove any black man in position of power and replace with white, Cut all welfare for black people, if they do litterary any crime deport them to other african countries. Make it extremely cheap and easy for foreign companies to settle in said country and create jobs.
you could also cuck leftists in western countries
>invite them over to see how fucking harsh africa really is
>send to to war zones, and places where kids are lying around dead
>tell them this is their fault or ISLAMS fault
>force the redpill down their throat
>all your nogs are nationalists
>everyone they talk to hates liberals ideologies
>they go home in tears and start up their own national socialist movement, to become pure like their african brothers
>>78619941
>invest in technology and gold.
>less import and more export.
>gets rich enough to eventually take over the world
>when takeover of world is done, get rid of political correctness.
>open pic
>notice that plate
Must be Rio de Janeiro.
>>78625018
How do you have internet? I was under the impression that Somalia is a hell hole, where even clean water is hard to find.
>>78620628
convince the Ethiopians to annex you.
>>78625102
what are you implying austria? that is start killing somalians that live here? everyone is armed to the teeth, so please lay out your plan as to how to go about it since you seem to know alot about mass killing.
>>78625558
kek
>>78625619
but there are no christians here tho, religion here is not that important to majority of the people.
>>78619941
Get rid of all the white people of course
>>78625075
>Fear not worship
Long may she reign
>>78626569
>everyone is armed to the teeth
We all know Africans for some reason can't shoot straight.
>>78624850
>shitholeologist
Kek, no can just tell what niggers are capable of and what they aren't
>>78626465
Yeah, then the bread you staple to the ceiling will start a rave not a boring day
>even though Ethiopia's EAST AFRICA
>>78620302
You find yourself in a slightly radioactive wasteland that was nuked 30 years ago located in central Africa. Niggers from surrounding countries have moved in and are suffering from radiation related diseases. What do?
>>78626465
ohh cmon now brugerbro, they are our nemesis.
>>78626761
sounds pretty accurate statement coming from a dutchboi who never seen a gun in real life.
>>78619941
Is because of the hope for something to be done that this cancer keep growing. Brazil has tried everything. Sometimes the right thing to do is do nothing.
>>78619941
Go hunting
>>78627151
Anon, English please.
>>78619941
>>78627444
>sounds pretty accurate statement coming from a dutchboi who never seen a gun in real life.
I have but that's not the point now isn't it.
You know I'm right though
>>78626569
>>78626569
convert the population, yes religion isnt that important, make it important, get them enthused, get them dedicated, get them motivated. religion will help this, tell them that without religion you are nothing, and you will never grow to be greater than your enemies.
all about control and propaganda. and you don't need to lie, christians generally help each other, a quality in people youd need if you want to rebuild some shithole african country.
> everyone is armed to the teeth,
armed doesn't mean trained.
train up a few thousand men, brutal men, men that have already slaughtered a few women and children and have no regrets. get them trained by western allies and send them into the areas of people that are against you. they wouldnt stand a chance.
half the time the west fails is because some moral or political bullshit reasoning. you wouldnt have that problem, you could kill people and have no backlash. you could get away with a few kids dead as collateral damage, the west cant.
>>78627444
Nemesis? Ethiopia is USA's best friend in that region. If you can't emulate what they're doing, let them do it for you.
>>78619941
That's not Africa, it's São Paulo.
Stone-age African niggers aren't even capable of producing the slums you see in Brazil.
>>78619941
That is an old pic from a favela in Rio de Janeiro Brazil, judging by the old beer crate it was probably taken in the 90's.
>>78628553
Not São Paulo, it's Rio de Janeiro, I know you foreigners can't tell the difference, but believe me, it's not the same.
>>78619941
Play the Nero card and set fire to the capital. Purge it of degeneracy then bring in the ones you want to build and empire with
Draft every male regardless of age, form an army, invade all neighbors at once
>>78629390
this would also work.
create some buzz
>>78627444
How many people have you killed, anyway?
REMEMBER TO RENAME THE COUNTRY IF YOU BECOME A REAL DEAL
>>78629084
I knew, but because that same pic was here the other night. Also I've never seen Africans build into hills like that. They have European-style buildings or huts, not that crazy Brazilian hobbiton stuff.
>>78622753
who did it?
>>78621617
Thanks for the laugh mate. Need to show this to people who think africa needs more aid.
Overthrow the old aristocracy and bring farms and workplaces under the control of those who work there. Allow weapons ownership, but under license and training in case of invasion. Resist most foreign aid and develop a stronger domestic economy. Make the government a secular republic. Begin a program to modernize and voluntarily collectivize agriculture. Stamp out barbaric old practices like genital mutilation, child marriages, necklacing, and the death penalty for nonviolent crimes, but allow some less harmful traditions to continue. Hire labor corvees and the unemployed to build up infrastructure and public works. Make schooling mandatory.
>>78620628
> again
nuke the poorfags
>>78631155
good find mate,
>>78627857
yea right dutchbro
>>78628085
ethopia isnt doing any better then us. they might have a government unlike us, but they are still poor as fuck. they are struggling like we are.
>>78629919
the real question is, how many burgers have you murdered today so far? be honest.
>>78627368
Play Fallout IRL. Become a warlord and call myself IMMORTAN JOSÉ!!
>>78627368
Nuke it again but this time with a neutron bomb.
>>78631492
So when do you pretend to start recruiting into your regime?
>>78631492
Three, now answer the question (I'm actually genuinely curious, Somalia seems like a rather rough place to live your life).
>>78619941
Legalize Everything, start collecting taxes.
Become a major exporter of drugs, arms, whatever else the fuck we can get out hands on.
Allow unbridled scientific research of ethical dubiousness.
Immediately set up a mandatory military service and selective breeding program and high education standards and try to organize a modicum of financial security.
Also a big ass soccer stadium to keep them off the streets.
Also cut migration to anyone who isn't a white or asian professional. Baby bonus payments for interbreeding.
>>78628553
Black Africans aren't in the Stone Age. Even the bushmen have moved into farms and villages and started using metal tools.
Bring in well armed, competent :^) farmers and erect razor wire around the new farmland.
Include weed in staple crops to keep the natives from getting too restless or active. No protests, no UN bullshit or commies - only shekels.
>>78623390
First thing you need to do in Somalia is unify your warring tribes and remove Islamists. No security means no nation means nothing can be done.
Once that's done, there are lots of options.
Tourism for instance. Somalia is a beautiful geographic location. It's dirt cheap. You could turn yourself into Vegas 2.0, an absolute den of vice. Allow prostitution, drugs, and other outlets FOR tourists, and not for the populace. Have rich Asians and Westerners coming in for gambling, debauched Amsterdam like holidays and partying. Similar to Thailand. That's a start.
>>78619941
Kill the elephants and sell the ivory.
Offer tax benefits to foreign investing mining/wood cutting companies while raising minimum wage at the same time.
>Honestly, I have no fucking idea....
>>78620168
I literally said this as I was opening the thread, laughed my ass off when I saw that FPBP is always true.
>>78619941
convert them to islam
send them to mecca to spread love
pic related.
>>78631492
>Ethiopia isn't doing any better than us
>They might have a government unlike us
>They are poor as fuck
Are you simply unaware that they have one of the fastest growing economies in Niggerland? They also have a strong Orthodox Christian military dictatorship that is allied with the US. To boot, they have successfully cucked their Moslem minority population for generations. If you're serious about solving your problems permanently, you need to at least be open to working with powerful neighbors like Ethiopia to achieve your ends in the short term.
>tfw you will NEVER adopt and raise an African child who has been genetically tested to be a genius to take over Africa and build statues in your honor in the newly first-world United Africa
Why?
>>78631492
>"ethopia isnt doing any better then us. they might have a government unlike us, but they are still poor as fuck. they are struggling like we are."
Wut? Ethiopians have the fastest growing economy in Africa, they are doing way better than you.
>>78619941
build water and wastewater treatment plants
>>78619941
Phase 1
>Unleash a variety of deadly diseases
>Call for international aid
>Bundle the money, make billions
>Use the money to finance a huge foreign military force
>Use the military to keep order through sheer force of arms
>Swift brutal punishments for anyone stepping out of line. Usually death.
>Hard core population control measures. Vasectomies all around
>Hopefully a lot of people have died by now, population is thinning out
Now move to phase 2
>Start inviting westerners en masse
>First aid workers, wildlife conservationists and scientists
>Then start building infrastructure to make them comfortable: stores, roads, telephone lines
>Give all foreigners triple A military protection, death to all who injure them
>Use the new in-country whites to lobby for more foreign aid, keep financing the military
>Now the tricky part: start inviting in white mining companies, factories and farmers
>Gradually build up a healthy working community of white people, building wealth and economy
>Make sure they are given a triple A lifestyle, tax the natives heavily to pay for it
>By now there will be western objections to "white colonialism", these need to be defeated
>Put a black face on the new movement, a black puppet leader who will smile for the camera and welcome the changes. He will step down later under threat of assassination and given a healthy payoff
>Hire American public relations firms to quell stories of "colonialism", nip it in the bud
>>78637342
Phase 3 begins
>Now we have a rudimentary economy and small white communities. Implement policies to boost their birthrate, making sure it's above 3.5 children/woman.
>Make sure their children are thoroughly inoculated against feelings of "white guilt", make sure they love their leader and feel sentimental towards him
>Advertise the country as a vacation spot. Set up safe zones of travel for foreigners where they can be close to wildlife without getting killed by the locals.
>Upon seeing the idyllic white communities, many of them will choose to settle, encourage this. Turn away subversives and Jews
>It's critical that the children of these people not move out of the country as they reach adulthood. Invest the profits from the growing economy in sports, parades, TV programs, festivals....etc. Everything and anything that will inspire feelings of national pride. Nurture the development of a unique African culture.
>>78637442
Phase 4 War
>Now the white-majority country is a rising economic powerhouse in a sea of poverty, making it a prime target for the surrounding powers.
>They can't win unless they attack together, provoke one into attacking first. Use this as an excuse to stir up tremendous patriotic fervor, racism, and fear
>Raise taxes enormously, convert factories to military production, buy as many weapons as possible from legitimate sources until the UN cuts those off, then buy illegally.
>Provoke one of the surrounding countries to attack. Now it's all out war
>Conquer their land, resolve it swiftly and brutally. Do not kill the people, but do put them under marshal law.
>Dig up all the opposition research you can on your enemy. Did they genocide anyone? Did they have some barbaric cultural practices? Whatever it was, use this to demonize them.
>Call on the UN to institute peace so the other large regional powers don't attack you.
>Make sure the UN doesn't insist on the old borders. Pay off the right people. Testify to your enemy's barbarity using the opposition research you collected. Make sure the person representing their side is your stooge.
>>78624850
There is the logo of Brahma Beer on the Bike. Brahma is a parte of Ambev, which formed Inbev, which bought Budweiser, which is no more a all american beer. You are now connected to that child on the bike.
>>78637508
Phase 5, post-war phase
>Now your country's territory has expanded, immediately implement the same population control measures on them. Release a couple diseases if you have to.
>Make sure the "great war" goes in all the textbooks. Glorify your side as heroes fighting to protect their way of life.
>Counting on the UN forces to maintain peace, reduce the size and scope of the military force, sell some weapons to far off nations. Cut taxes down and go into debt, it's time for an economic expansion
>Give tax exemptions to companies that open up in the new territory. Give them firm military protections against he natives.
>As go the jobs, so go the people. Start nucleating white communities in the new territory. Make sure racism is high so they don't mix with the natives.
>The economy will ramp up again. Pay down the debt, start building up the military. By now the UN peacekeepers are leaving, so invest in defensive arms. Counter any attacks but don't push them.
Phase 6, expanding power
>Once the new territory has a white majority, repeat phase 4 and 5 with a larger power. This time gaining enough territory to become a serious regional power
>As a regional power, now is the time to acquire nuclear weapons. Do it any way you can, by hook or by crook. Hopefully the rest of the world doesn't know you have them, they'll just be a last-ditch bargaining chip to use if the world ever turns on you.
>Breed, breed, breed. Unfortunately you can't conquer any more territory because as a regional power you garner a lot of attention on the international stage. So overbreed your population and let it spill into neighboring territories. When they try to genocide them, use this as an excuse to attack and destroy their military.
>Don't expand your borders, but breed your population into your enemies territory until you gain electoral control of them. Now you can form an alliance similar to the Eurozone and have a large expanding empire.
That's how I would do it
classify the niggers there into arbitrary subraces and watch them kill each other over your totally foreign and imposed judgement.
the stronger ones will survive. worked fine in rwanda.
Liquidate to the highest bidder
Do exactly what Gaddafi did, only don't smuggle weapons to the IRA, don't antagonise Europe, don't blow up civilian airliners, and hire shitloads of PR experts to manage the media for you.
He had oil to help him, which might be a problem for any other country.
>>78638400
>He had oil to help him
To the contrary, oil makes you a target
>>78638500
Having anything of value makes you a target. However, oil-poor African nations are almost all shitholes, while Nigeria and pre-war Libya were actually kind of nice.
>>78619941
Deliver gravel on time.
Hard line eugenics, selling all the natural resources and invest in CRISPR/Cas technology and behavioral genetics (intelligence, social trust and crime) - luring in white and asian scientists with freedom and big grants.
We will be the smarter and more livable than the west in no time.
>>78619941
Import whites and east asians en masse, breed out the niggers or just genocide the lot of them
