What changes would /pol/ make to the Voyager golden record?
>>78587173
put pink floyd on there
>>78587173
put pepe on there
>>78587173
a message from the prophet
replace the inscribed "naked man and woman" with this
>>78587854
This.
>>78587173
>tfw i have 130+ iq but i have no idea what any of that means except for the one about the planets distance relative to the sun from each other
>>78587173
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>78587995
or a swastika
>>78587995
Where do you think they came from?
the entire series of mr bean
>>78587661
Underrated post
A naked man and woman.
>>78588461
This
Last thing we need is space "refugees"
By not sending it out. You're a literal retard if you think wasting billions of dollars on the bullshit Voyager missions.
"Hey! Let's waste time and resources sending a golden record to literally fucking nowhere only to be discovered be beings that don't exist!"
Cool, really cool :-)
>>78587173
Probably remove the universally understandable map that shows the position of the solar system. I don't think just giving away where we are and hoping whoever finds it is benevolent is a good idea.
Of course, the odds of Voyager being the first trace of human civilization an alien race encounters are astronomically low, compared to them detecting our radio transmissions, or future faster than light travel.
>>78587173
Melt it and cancel the project.
>revealing our position to alien fags out there who could be very well capable of launching long range guided bombs/ miscellaneous crap at us.
And no, we will never see each other, the distances are just huge.
Yes they can pinpoint the origin and launch crap at us that can only land hundreds or even thousands of years later on our heads for the lulz shits and giggles. After all they are aliens and probably even more strange that the japanese, so everything is possible.
>>78588819
Voyager wasn't about sending an album to ayyliens retard, this was just carl the cuck sagan's pet project to go along with the voyager probes
>>78587173
With Jews, You Lose
Around Blacks, Never Relax
>>78588415
No, the large symbol on the upper right is where our star is in relationship with our nearest neighbouring stars.
>>78588758
>tfw sjws in 3015 will still be mad at /pol/ because Trump's planetary empire dont want to let space refugees in and its 3015
who says aliens will have sight
>>78587173
Show the aliens what we really are.
>>78589018
>Carl Sagan
Ah, the psuedo-intellectual "muh weed bruh" faggot
>>78587173
a crescent with a swastika instead of a star.
Replace all that fedora science bullshit with THE BIBLE.
Why did they assume the aliens would understand what's contained on that record?
>>78588819
Are you retarded?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_1
>>78589358
>psuedo-intellectual
what is it with morons calling smart people pseudo intellectuals to make themselves feel better ?
>>78589353
Thirteen centuries on a wax tablet
>>78589358
>muh weed
Are you confusing him with Seth Rogan?
fucking kek
>>78589459
>yfw you won't live to see a Vatican-sanctioned crusade eventually catapult the world into a super zealous Christian space empire
>>78589278
I never understood that crap. How the fuck is someone to tell our place in the galaxy by just looking at that with all the stars out there?
Hawkings was right! If they can read this we are fucked.
>>78589833
>*can someone tell
>tfw you realise people nowadays would complain about the Pioneer Plaque being wrong because of trannies
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque
>>78589620
>>78588461
kek
>>78587173
Replace the inscriptions with "404 - not fucking ever found"
>>78589978
>Critics viewed the explanations offered by Linda Sagan as being rationalizations
She was right though....
>>78589278
Carl actually used pulsars as a base locator because they each pulse with steady but different frequencies.
>>78587173
Account for pulsar pulse width variables and glitching. Back then they thought pulsars were constant sources of pulsating light but recent observations has shown that these pulses of light are fluctuating in intensity and in periodicity.
In the plaque; they imply aliens to triangulate the earths position via the use of the neutron star "pulsars", once all the pulsars are found via the use of their specific hydrogen line emitted and the periodicity shown in the plaque, they can triangulate earths position and "meet us"
However, like I said, that assumes that pulsars are a universal constant and new findings prove they aren't consistent. It would lead the aliens in completely wrong direction.
add this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0YVNimYUlg
>>78589833
It's just NASA feeling self-important. I mean I understand they felt like they had all the shit figured out in the 70's, but come on. Aliens will have a completely different view on what we consider "science" and "math", so the likelihood of them figuring out the meaning of this shit is very slim.
>>78588415
I have no idea either, but because I'm NOT a retard, I'll guess and see if I'm right.
>some kind of atomic structure, probably oxygen
>relative position in local galactic cluster (too many to be planets, also not at all similar to relative distances)
>how to listen to the record (ridges into sound waves
>basic details for device to read it
>speed at which it is to be played
>beats of soundwave that are key to speed
>direction to turn on axis? maybe that little doodad was included in the sattelite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record#/media/File:Voyager_Golden_Record_Cover_Explanation.svg
Ok so I got everything right except the two rectangles are for image decoding, and the first thing is a hydrogen atom and apparently is a unit of time. huh.
>>78587173
I'd probably stop Megatron from getting his hands on it for starters
>>78588415
it's instruction that show that sound can be obtained from the disc with a simple machine aka how to build a turntable to play this
>>78590340
>Craig Owens said that sexual bias is exhibited by the choice to make the man in the diagram perform the wave gesture to greet the extraterrestrials while the woman in the diagram has her hands at her sides.[7] Feminists also took issue with this choice for the same reason.[8] Feminists also criticized the smaller size of the woman relative to the size of the man
For fuck's sake...
>>78587995
You're confusing voyager's Golden record with Pioneer 10's plaque.
>>78588415
here
>>78590582
>Aliens will have a completely different view on what we consider "science" and "math"
citation needed, wjere did you deduct this from all the previous alien encounters? or alien movies?
>>78588551
this
>>78587173
wait why the fuck did we send out a lone gold plate record that they have to build a device to play and not just a fucking tape recorder with a tape with a prerecorded message or actual record player with it in it or something
>>78591270
because after 30000 years the gold will be perfectly fine but your recorder dies 2 days after the samsung warranty is over.
>>78591270
Wouldn't the tape in the recorder get fucked eventually by solar radiation?
>>78591270
i guess they didn't have one in 1977
also it came with a stylus to play the record
>>78587995
Very considered warning for ayy lmao's.
>>78590818
So if they don't understand binary code they're fucked.
>>78591270
Gold plated record with mechanical etching lasts forever, magnetic disk or a USB stick doesn't.
Also, 1970's technology, back when a 256 megabyte harddrive for a corporations mainframe weighed 10 kilograms and costed 10 million dollars.
>>78587173
Would put: "Hue huehue huueeueueue Hueeeue".
Aliens would never want to conquer us.
>>78589978
>Trying to communicate simple information to potential aliens
>feminists can't stop being perpetually offended
"Fuck off space niggers we're full"
>>78591907
any intelligent life form that has reached at least our level of civilization/evolution will understand binary
>>78591907
i think if somebody is able to find that plate they will work until they understand it.
Our archeoligists study langauges from ancient ancient times and get logical texts. I see no problem for scientists to figure out the 0100110101 langauge. better than fucking half destroyed pictures on stone walls.
>>78587173
would make the depiction of humans bigger and scarier with more arms and teeth and a wicked tail with spikes and shit
>>78587173
a smug pepe and "fuck off we're full"
>>78588991
>>78587173
Add pic related.
>>78592267
Or just make the depiction of humans look like a dolphin instead just in case their plan A is to wipe us out
>>78592281
#proudtobe vid in binary and a plead to destroy us from orbit.
>>78587173
draw a proper vagina on the bitch.
honestly. the aliens need to know what they're in for if they find this and decide to visit.
>>78593076
not on the voyager
>>78593458
wait shit, thats right, this was the pioneer.
.. point still stands. Can't believe there was controversy over that. as though we'll offend aliens with nudity or some shit.
maybe pic related
>>78588415
vsauce has a vid on it
>>78587173
>RED PILL INCOMING
>>78593901
should have given him a bigger schlong desu
did these scientists ever think that perhaps the aliens have a different speed of time?
their seconds may be 1.4 of our seconds...
>>78594857
>single global civilisation
NWO confirmed. This sounds like its gonna be the one steampunk movie with the one taxi driver and multipass girl.
shit
>It traveled in cosmos alone before I was born
>it's still there
>after I die it will still be traveling all alone there
>>78587173
Anime.
>>78595161
its called the 5th element
>>78587173
Change the order of the greetings so that the first voice they hear is not a Jew as it is now.
>>78587173
<<< THIS
>>> Nothing else
>>78595517
then your mission is clear.
you must send yourself after it.
>>78587173
I'm a space enthusiast but these things are bullshit. Not only "no one" will ever find this record, but the chances of sentient, advanced aliens capable of reading what's written on that being anywhere around this corner of the galaxy are extremely low.
>>78587173
>>78596107
heh
>>78596061
Are you kidding? They're here right now.
>be young
>mid-day, partly cloudy
>look up in the sky
>see one of the cigar-shaped spacecrafts
>I already knew they were real at this point, just didn't know why they were above (miles above) my area
>it darts around wherever and then disappears sort of in a flash
>look up later on the internet, many people have seen these, pictures look just like I saw
say what you want but I know what I saw, these civilizations are monitoring us and/or are in communication with us.
>>78595159
...thats what the hydrogen thing is for
>>78588415
It is knowledge, not iq that is used to read this disk. For example you would have to know the size of atoms to understand the basic distance established on the upper left corner.
Everything on the disk could be understood by a civilization who had our knowledge as long as the person viewing it is somewhat educated.
We are betting whoever finds it has basic knowledge of how the universe works.
>>78596789
you sure it was not a hologram?
>>78587173
Write down DEUS VULT on it
>>78597414
Also you sound like one of those fucking atheist cucks who say they are "Le smart :)))))) but i'm not trying :))))))" when you say such things yet don't possess basic knowledge. Whatever suits you but don't be one of those fags if possible.
>>78597590
Completely, it was metallic
>>78597906
Nice.
>>78598138
you seen one?
Put the Pioneer chick back on there.
>>78587173
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_BNrw-ucM
>>78589358
Sagan is greater than you ever will be
>>78598460
THICC
>>78597414
im not sure whats crazier. that something might actually find it
or that something wont ever
>>78595161
Oh fuck off. The message is sweet and innocent. Nothing NWO about it. No one wishes that countries grow farther apart, just that we keep our sovereignty for decision as individual nations. If someday there's an international organization that doesn't interfere with the internal affairs of a country but still fosters closer ties, it'd be the perfect world to live in.
>>78594857
1977, around half as many people on the face of the Earth as there are now... wonder what that was like, to walk down the street now and remove every second person you see... more resources & jobs available for everyone?
>>78587173
draw what we look like
but do it wrong
>>78598346
I didn't see one but I belive these relates may be true. Also one strategy of the globalists is to make the new world order by uniting the world via a pact against these "aliens", thats why I asked you if you though it was not a hologram stuff. Interesting matter.
>>78591591
oy vey they know of our intergalatic jewry schemes!!
>>78587995
>schlomo secretly has it changed to this
>aliens see that this planet belongs to the feared nostrolis gigantus species
>avoid contact at all costs
Explains why all attempts of extraterrestrial communication has failed
>>78599392
I assume it was alien. But it could be just some classified stuff we don't know about
>>78599321
DEVILISH
>>78587173
replace the "what we look like" images with feminist sjws
guaranteed eradication of the human race.
good riddance
>>78599193
It's a practical guarantee that someone or thing will find it, that is of course only true if the big collapse is not reality.
That being said i only said it was a guarantee because an infinite amount of time guarantees basically anything, and if the big collapse happens a finite amount of time would be left to find it.
inb4 it crashes on a planet and there's a conspiracy that keeps it hidden.
>>78596107
very good
>>78587173
dont trust juden
>>78596789
Can you post a picture that is the closest to what you saw?
>>78588819
And it would also reveal the precious cradle of Mankind to foul xenos
>>78588415
>He fell for the IQ meme
>>78596789
>be young
>mid-day, partly cloudy
>look up in the sky
>see shit darting around
nigga was literally staring at the sun and then saw something "darting" around.
>>78599307
Yeah, but the distribution isn't even. Most of the population growth was in africa and asia.
>>78600697
>>78600759
kek
>>78587173
Put some David Bowie on there, might as well, Ziggy was out and huge by the time they sent it up.
>Chuck Berry was a controversial choice at the time
Fuck me, sometimes I look back just like fifty years at some of the shit people got up in arms at, and I wonder if the Liberals aren't right sometimes. I'm all for traditional values and modesty, but fucking come on, folks. A naked woman on this thing literally doesn't affect your life. At all. In any way.
Speaking of which,
>Carl Sagan suggested that The Beatles song "Here Comes the Sun" be included on the record, but the record company EMI that held the copyrights to the song, declined due to copyright concerns.
Holy fucking shit. What kind of cryptokike do you have to be to worry about copyright licensing to engrave ONE FUCKING SONG on a disk that is, subsequently, GETTING SHOT OFF THE FUCKING PLANET INTO SPACE?
God, I am so endlessly happy that record companies got destroyed by the internet age, those motherfuckers were monsters last century.
>>78589833
It's not stars. It shows our location to the nearest pulsars. Each one has a unique frequency, so if they know as much astronomy as we did, they could calculate our position
>>78590599
The top left image is supposed to represent a hydrogen atom and that it's electron changes it's spin direction. Since that time is constant, they use it as a basic unit for measurements
>>78587173
More cuckstep
>>78600697
here, but if you look up "cigar shaped ship" on google you'll find more
>>78602193
>was literally staring at the sun
was not. It was a physical object.
