You wake up at 6 AM the morning after losing the Brexit vote.
You are David Cameron.
Wat do?
Masturbate to cuckold porn and cry myself back to sleep.
Fuck pigs head at front door of the Londons biggest mosque
Retire to the Caribbean on an island filled with babes.
>>78581979
Resign
Pump up that bike tyre and kill myself.
>>78581979
kill self
Make sweet sweet love to my qt wife
>>78581979
Tell Nigel Farage how amazing he is as a politician and pleasure him to the very end. Nigel deserves this.
>>78582752
Who? Long faced Lucy back there?
>>78582813
this right here
>>78582752
>watch my qt wife's african bull make sweet sweet love to her
ftfy
>>78582752
His wife looks like a Horse.
>>78582752
The face of regret
"i could have married Paddy that owns the Pub"
Cry
>>78583684
>"I could've had good sex once in my life, but no; i had to marry a politician."
>mfw
She's a qtπ
>>78581979
resign and then go fuck some hot hookers since my wife has a horse face and I no longer care about my reputation
