With all this national pride for Brits I want some too. We had a pretty based thread about British culture some days back so hoping to recreate that. What is German culture? German lifestyle? Do we have anything except Bratwurst and military?
Pls no Islam posting. It's too easy and I'm very fragile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rcc7xgD2dM
You guys make pretty good marching songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7h0tsBpQ0
>HRE
>reks Europe
>Prussia
>reks Europe
>Third Reich
>reks Europe
>EU
>reks Europe
Germans are anti-white
ALLAH AKBAR
kristallweizen
other awesome beers
awesome cars
speed limit free motorways
beautiful scenery
quality products
neatness bordering on OCD
do have a sense of humour
terrible language - but you also mostly speak English
good at piss taking - see Erdogan
tidiness
bizarre lack of hot running water for public toilets
nudity
openness about sex
get over your guilt trip of what some of your great-great-gandparents did
shouting at people crossing on a red man
hiking
being very frank
Germans and Britons have a lot in common. We just have lots of cucks in both our countries who are hell bent on creating a rift between our two great nations.
>>78581887
Friedrich von Schiller
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Wolfram von Eschenbach
Oswald Spengler
Walter von der Vogelweide
Oh my God, the list goes on.
But it's all irrelevant because Germans don't recognize them as part of their culture. Viel Spaß mit Bushido, Kartoffel.
yep, UK and DE have a lot in common
>>78583545
The whole "German language is ugly" thing is a meme. It would be considered pretty "neutral" in tenor if not for Hitler, who most Germans can't understand.
>>78583989
>We just have lots of cucks in both our countries
Thanks to british fabian society.
won the world cup a few times
large random monuments like Niederwalddenkmal
tendency to create very long words by removing spaces...
trouble with the 'v' sound
no small talk
big houses (from a UK perspective)
I like Germans and Germany
>>78581887
> German culture
Military culture, the Germans are a fighting people.
>>78581887
As a mathfag, I am truly jealous of your heritage of god-tier mathematicians.
Heino
>>78585398
not a winner people obviously
>>78581887
i like your tanks
>>78583545
>awesome cars
Gipsy spotted.
>>78584433
This, and don´t forget fucking Nietzsche and the Übermensch. This is literally a blueprint for the NatSoc idea.
> tenor if not for Hitler, who most Germans can't understand.
>Burger telling others that germans can´t understand hitlers germany
Burger please, Hitler speaks very good german and barely has an austrian accent. His germany is way better than the average high german you hear on the streets today and it is very easy to understand.
Also german culture
>octoberfest
>punctuality
>order and structure (especially order counters jewish degeneracy)
>still christian mostly, even though most christians are like the commie pope, huge cucks
>german tradional food, but basically any culture has these
>also SCHNAPPS
>Volkmusic, lots of cucked shit, should get back the old songs from the imperial germany time
>classical music
>>78585885
at least they are not a surrender people.
>>78585709
Only acceptable answer
Don't worry Germany, we'll safeguard your culture.
>>78585885
Both times it took a gangbang of half the world against them. Germans are OP on military level.
>>78581887
>Taking national pride because you have to compensate for the lack of personal achievements you have to be proud about.
Stop trying to get credit for something a few individuals did Hans....or should I call you Mohammed?
>>78586204
meant to quote >>78584624
>>78583545
>bizarre lack of hot running water for public toilets
There are countries that have hot water in public toilets?!
Pretty much this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>78586451
Thanks colgate, keeping my teeth white, erm I mean my rear clear (jno homo).
Next year, don´t let the anglos just fly over your country like last time ;)
>>78581887
You do. I stayed in Munich, Cologne and Berlin last year before the refugee crisis. I had a great time. Germany is the quintessential law based, high trust society.
The beer halls and garden in Munich were awesome, the food was great.
Cologne was nice but I didn't stay there long enough to get a proper feel of the city.
Berlin is pretty degenerate and cucked but still awesome compared to the shithole Paris has become.
You fuckers are pretty shy, not particularly warm and welcoming but bro-tier nonetheless. German culture is very civil and laid back at the same time. It's kinda of cute seeing everyone going out of their way to avoid littering and waiting for the green light before crossing the street.
I was kind of sad to see what you did to yourself with the refugee crisis.
>>78586204
>German food: Wiener Schnitzel mit Tunke, could puke.
Go to Austria and Czech Rep. if you want decent food. Great Dumplings and lots of master race bacon. Does not apply for bavaria, they got Austrian standards.
>>78586899
Munich is ok, cologne and berlin are degenerate shitholes. Yes Paris is also shit, was there few months ago.
Next time, visit smaller good cities close to the french border. Go to Freiburg, Heidelberg and Karlsruhe and maybe würburg further to the center and maybe regensburg in the south east. Best cities I´ve seen in germany. Also basically in the top 10 most expensive, hence subhumans can´t afford to live there.
Avoid: Bremen, Hamburg, Berlin, Hannover, Dortmund, Cologne, Frankfurt, Düsseldorf and Mannheim.
to me it's the stereotypical oktoberfest and lederhosen stuff.
>>78586490
where is that image from?
>>78587283
>Austria says Wiener Schnitzel is German
Also wtf is Tunke?
>advises to drive to another country for some mushrooms and bacon
>piefke plz, devide and conquer somewhere else
>>78581887
YOU ARE PART OF VOLK. START THE FUCKING REICH ALREADY.
>>78581887
A bunch of dank scientists and mathematicians were German
>>78582406
fpbp
being better at philosophy and theology than most everyone else
>>78586204
>german tradional food
Exact. I travelled around the world and the German meals are my best souvenirs. The breakfasts, man, the breakfasts...
>>78586214
>>78586490
Burger and Duvel, you are not exactly qualified to talk about war.
>>78587283
Actually it's
>Schnitzel nach Wiener Art
Like we use real Kalbfleisch for that.
>>78588294
>were jewish
Germany is bootleg Austria and your culture is bootleg as well.
Let Bavaria Gerexit btw, we want an Alpenfestung.
Germans work hard, play hard, and do it all precisely on schedule. What's not to like?
>>78587913
No idea, I got it from a Wehrmacht page on normiebook.
>>78588558
>not qualified to talk about war
>America has kicked more ass than any other nation combined
>inb4 Vietnam, we had a peace treaty with the north and they broke it AFTER we pulled out so that is null, otherwise we were whopping their ricer asses all day and night much to the chagrin to the pinko traitors back home
>>78588686
>>were jewish
Gauss, Riemann, Hilbert, Leibniz, Dedekind weren't jewish. The list is actually really long.
I love spaten optimator, what do germans think about it?
Classical music
Martin Luther
Beer
Sausages
Good cars
Fairy tales n sheit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ryo-cd-EU
Wishing the German people the best. Hopefully you will un-cuck yourselves from the clutches of your fascist multicult dictator.
>>78589320
America hasn't really existed long enough to have kicked more ass than Europe.
>>78586846
Ours usually does.
I've noticed that France lacks this, too. Especially in their service stations and picnic areas.
>>78581887
Germany once was a proud country until two world wars destroyed it. Of the two wars the second was caused by the repressions put to Germany after the first one. The first one was not the fault of Germany. It was a fault of European diplomacy. Now instead of reading Goethe and Schiller while listening to Beethoven and Wagner our children listen to gangster Rap and watch stupid Hollywood movies.
>be north german
>tfw noone ever mentions you when talking about german culture
>tfw it's always Lederhosen, Bratwurst and Oktoberfest
Why live
>>78586846
we do but its temperature is limited and you will only find it in places that arent considered "shit holes"
>>78581887
Germany had all the best philosophers.
Greetz from >>>/r9k/
>>78581887
- Amazing Power Metal bands (Gamma Ray, Blind Guardian, Helloween...)
- Incredible Beers
- Impreesive Industrialization. Britain may have created the Industrial Revolution, but Germany took this to heart and since you lacked a propper non nigger filled Colonial Empire, you CREATED chemically materials most of the rest had to mine/gather elsewhere.
Pretty much Krauts can be happy to know that, while not really a big Colonial Power like UK, Spain or France, you helped shape the world almost as much as the Western Countries did.
Hell, being a lot smaller than Britain, you managed to have them have to go cry to the US in order to stop you for killing their beloved Jews. That SHOULD tell you something when they didn't have enough with the continents they ALREADY OWNED to stop you and had to bring reinforcements.
>>78588558
The last time you 1v1ed Germany, you lost, and embarrassingly so.
>>78587572
Another thing was the Schreber gardens, they're all over the place.
I'll pass on the obvious cukshed joke, still a nice hobby if you can get one.
Bismarck and Hitler had some amazing quotes. And policies too.
>>78591100
>- Incredible Beers
Krauts are godlike at brewing. That is the only thing I'll allow them to take credit for.
>>78581887
I can't speak much to German culture, but you demonstrably have some of the finest engineers in the world. Germans are god tier at tinkering.
I have nothing but love for German people, but you really, really, really need to take your country back... and that starts with being proud of who you are.
You guys had a rough 20th century, that doesn't mean you should piss away the entirety of your future.
>>78581887
>not adding beer to german culture
what is wrong with you jürgen? we are literally the first country to have laws for beer and that hundred of years ago - reinheitsgebot, ya know
>>78591986
Seeing an amischwein say this makes me chuckle
Hitler was all around a great guy, if only you still followed his teachings.
Germany is the most efficient destroyer of Europe, does that count as culture???
>>78592109
>tfw only select liquor stores have beers that abide by reinheitsgebot in america
why live
I cant even have my Ayinger or Augustinerbrau :(
>>78592109
>He actually believes German beer is relevant in CURRENT YEAR
Living under a rock senpai?
>>78592353
You realize that shitty archaic law has nothing to do with the quality of beer right? The average American beer nowadays blows Germany out of the water. They're stuck in the 1500s and proud of it.
I LIKED THE GUY WITH THE FUNNY MOUSTACHE
>>78592364
Get fucked loser, German an Belgian beer are still parasecs better than any shit, souless IPA
>>78592697
Belgian quads are the only style that can compete with modern American styles.
Deal with it you filthy Germanyboo. As long as Germany continues to limit itself it will eventually be surpassed by foreign beer.
>>78592364
>>78592559
i am sorry, but what you call a beer is insulting for acutal beer.
pic related, 'murica
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s69kNccy7Is
>>78593020
You realizing posting the most ridiculous, disgusting beer as a representation of modern American beer makes you look retarded, right?
>>78581887
No nationalism for you Germoney. No fun for you. I have no pleasure in stalking german patrols through the forests.
>>78593000
This literally has to be bait. No one that actually enjoys beer can say that German and Belgian beers aren't the best in the world. Regardless, you're entitled to your opinion, but I want you to think about the quality of the beer you're drinking next time you take a sip of your hamburger flavored Meat Whistle™ by Magic Hat
>>78593174
sorry to burst your bubble, but 'murica is not the best in anything.
the germans are a tortured race
hailing from the lands not conquered by the roman's, they've always been at the periphery of European civilization - no matter how important they are militarily or economically.
while Germans see the virtue of european rationalism, a second element in their soul yearns for the utter chaos, the romanticism of the pre-rational asiatic mentality. spiritualism, german idealism, german romanticism, facism are all elements of this trend.
hence also the Germanic obsession with rules, and the imposition of order from the outside. this allows them to escape the chaos of their inner lives, and forcefully resolves the torture of possessing two souls
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>>78593502
You would have been right 10 years ago. Let me guess, Italy has the best pizza and France has the best wine, right?
Continue mindlessly believing in stereotypes.
>>78587572
what's wrong with berlin, are there just loads of muzzies there?
>>78581887
german culture? you mean this
>döner
>alder...bist du kartoffel?
>boateng
>>78581887
"your culture is multiculturalism!" growled the obese childless feminist teacher.
>>78583357
they're all so ugly what the fuck
I fucking love going to small german villages and having a few beers in their pubs.
Germany has some absolutely world class pubs.
>>78593916
the same problem that paris and london have, the "diverse" culture is the strongest in the capitals of our countries
>>78593562
>A German beer won a German style category
No shit, retard.
>>78581887
Fuck off,
nobody likes you
i like your traditional German clothes, they look a lot like our morris dancers. Also the mountain side cabins are beautiful.
>>78581887
Mensur (Academic Fencing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUh5exBJXBU
>>78581887
Bretzel, Derrick, butthurt about sex and doing jackshit all over Europe
>>78587913
thats literally bavaria and austria baka burger, The rest of Germany are plain boring people who love to complain.
>>78594132
you realise we talk about german culture here and as it so happens GERMAN STYLE beer is german culture.
so fuck off back into your shed in the swamps of louisiana and drink your bad beer.
if there is anything left that we germans are proud off, then it is our beer and the day that you take that from us has not come yet!
Bring back the glory days
>>78591986
>I have nothing but love for German people, but you really, really, really need to take your country back
63%
>>78586846
I am pretty sure at least Norway and Sweden have that in all our public toilets. I have never come across one without.
>>78581887
>german
>proud
>>78586451
It's you again swamp german-san
>>78581887
>German culture
>>78594608
>we have the best boring lagers in the world in a category where we deliberately limit our ingredients because we're retarded!
I thought Germans were supposed to be intelligent engineers? I guess that mentality fell short when it came to beer.
>>78581887
Lots of scientists, philosophers, and composers. Germany pretty much has every great of those. Be proud of your heritage and defend it.
>>78588558
screamlikeafrenchsoldier.jpeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6bAvHI6nuU
German culture in one word: /gemütlich/
>>78594816
You do know that Germany is notorious for its jewish ancestry right? They basically founded the european jew. Frankfurt, Luxemborg. That hub.
Weinfest, Kirmes, Rosenmontagszug, Tanz in den Mai, Erntedankfest, Pfingstfest, Hutzelfeuer, Wiesn, ausgeprägte Vereinskulktur, Wandernde Gesellen, Ritterspiele, Pferdeklopse, Auspoltern, Brot und Wurst
>>78594786
>putting everything you can into a beer
>calling it good
you do realise that a cake tastes bad if it is made with to much sugar, same rule applies to beer. more is not always better.
it pleases me greatly though that you get that autistic over that we germans are proud of something. enjoy your evening, ameri bro.
>>78581887
Wagner
Beethoven
Bach
Grimm brothers
Operation Paperclip
>>78588686
You must be incredibly brainwashed or a biased kike yourself, if you believe our best scientists, philosophers and artists were all kikes.
>>78595045
?
Elaborate.
>>78594971
R A R E
A
R
E
>>78581887
>What is German culture? German lifestyle? Do we have anything except Bratwurst and military?
Being fuckups and faggots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SSF3bTCm40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_xVRXrSZls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zUOsGompT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO9DuKbnOmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEIm3pe5wbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CLfL-YkRs
>>78595956
http://www.blick.ch/news/schweiz/dirnenmord-von-biel-keisses-killer-bekommt-doch-nur-eine-kleine-verwahrung-id5190448.html
http://www.blick.ch/news/schweiz/ehemann-vater-unternehmer-das-ist-der-taxi-vergewaltiger-von-kriens-lu-id5096864.html
http://www.20min.ch/schweiz/romandie/story/Freispruch---obwohl-das-Opfer-den-Sex-nicht-wollte-17499646
http://www.aargauerzeitung.ch/aargau/wyna-suhre/vier-jahre-nach-dem-ersten-urteil-und-der-vergewaltiger-ist-noch-immer-auf-freiem-fuss-130360108
>>78581887
There is trash culture like all the people with Hartz 4 welfare support and all the overly impoverished areas with foreign people of all kinds.
But the true German culture is alive as well!
German culture is working to afford a better car. It's knowing your political duty is over if you vote once every few years. It's saying JA to your boss and NEIN to your friends and even family. German culture is going to the Opera to keep connections alive. It's inviting someone dinner for the sake of comparing the success of your family to another. German culture and football go hand in hand : if you can't have the glory yourself because your boss won't allow it, you can look up to those who get the glory for actions which are meaningless as well.
>>78596509
>asks for German culture besides military
>5/7 videos about Wehrmacht
Come on, Hans really needs our help here.
>>78596839
I just like these songs
>>78593613
>STOP! ...wait for green, before crossing the street.
>"I MUST CONQUER EUROPE AND DRENCH IT IN FLAMES AND BLOOD! KILL FOR KHORNE! SKULLS FOR THE SKULLTHRONE!"
>>78594207
Except Hofer, roach.
>>78582406
Well done roach, you sure showed him
>>78589320
>>78591155
>>78594899
Read books guys. Your military history is at Disney-level compared to us.
As we are in a German culture thread, ask Helmut what "shedding blood" means.
They kicked more asses in a single century than you in your whole history.
>>78581887
>What is German culture?
The Koran.
>German lifestyle?
Erecting minarets around historic Christian churches and praying five times a day while turned towards Mecca.
>Do we have anything except Bratwurst and military?
Sure, you helped ensure a Brexit, and soon others will follow. Thanks for that, by the way.
>>78596623
Nicht jeder ist eine linke Obere-Mittelklasse-Ratte, die es Daddy mal so richtig zeigen will, indem sie Zecke wird.
>>78589320
>Tfw when you will never have a history of fighting forest or middle eastern savages
>tfw your ancestors were solely responsible for blocking wave after wave of foreign aggression on your lands
>>78581887
Well, you guys colonized the southern part of my country during the WW2 and thanks to that, today the south of Brazil is home to beautiful woman, great economy and culture and even an oktoberfest, so yeah, thanks I guess.
>>78597954
t. Tyrone Barzchablowskiwicz
>>78598049
Aber die obere mittelklasse ratte ist das kulturelle hauptbild und die Zielvorgabe der meisten deutschen. Wenn man da ist kann man sich entspannt zurücklehnen und hat alles richtig gemacht. Hey, ich hab das neueste Samsung smartphone.
>>78583062
Nah, other whites are just low-energy.
>>78598245
So where are the niggers?
>>78594072
That's what happens with mix race people.
>inb4 they're all from Africa
It's a mix of Arab, Berber, and Bantu blood senpai
>>78596258
N E W
E
W
>>78581887
You industrial capabilities are quite the feat.
That's the only compliment you'll get from me today.
t. England.
>>78598329
Honeslty I wouldn't even mind that if we could get rid of most 90% of the Hispanics and some blacks in the process. We can always get that territory back down the road.
>>78597942
You do realize that the "France has most successful military history" is a meme right? This is only because France had a much, much larger population than any state in Europe for awhile. Once this began to even out, the frogs were exposed as the surrender monkeys they are.
>>78599483
[spoiler]Did I fuck the spoiler up?[/spoiler]
why must you dig infernal holes in our beaches
why
>>78581887
Nazi scum
>>78598666
Wen interessieren die Meisten, Satan? Die Mehrheit ist der Unsinn.
if we give a profession to each country, germany would be engineer
>>78599483
>>78599586
Only boards that are about discussing fictional works have spoilers.
>>78599483
>>78581887
>Wife and I go to a German beer hall for a beer..
>Oompah band playing.
>Everyone dancing and singing.
>I turn to my wife and say
>The German people are such jovial People
>She says "Only when they are drunk."
>>78599888
It's satan vs superhitler. The game is on.
>>78599389
Be nice to our friends, they produced Napoleon after all. We've had some war banter, but good friends always meet twice.
>>78581887
I'll help you feel better, OP. Think about German engineering. Like this:
>>78600200
and this:
>>78600249
also this:
>>78599735
>via 9gag.com
>it's literally just a stolen/remake of an older polandball concept
>>78600284
and this too:
>German engineering is best engineering
>>78581887
I just learned today that despite being cold hearthed bastards, germs are actually over promiscuous and are synonym of nudism.
So, the stereotype is a fat naked guy with a fedora holding his socks with suspenders, holding a sausage in one hand and a mug of beer in the other with a swastika flying in the background and his wife cucked by sandniggers over a towel next to him.
There. The german culture.
>>78600534
And that why nobody fucking likes them, save perhaps the occasional ignorant burguer who never stepped foot on europe.
>>78586899
I really enjoyed the several weeks I stayed in Germany too. I was surprised by how friendly some Germans were.
And more surprised by how good the food is.
It's really a shame the Brits, French, and Germans couldn't have gotten along better in the past century, and somehow avoided multiculturalism.
NINA......99 Red Balloons
>>78596212
Germany starting around 1850 got slowly subverted by jews, in the media and so on. That which started in the US at around 1910. Germany back then was the only country were the average street jew, not the rich jews, were treated rather well. Hence, people like Karl Marx and all the other evil giga kikes could do their schemes in germany (and switzerland). In the end, thanks for treating them so well, the kikes thanked germany with the balfourt declaration fucking them over and also funding the bolshewicks to the east and other communist revolutions through out europe which they didn´t win.
Especially in russia during WW1, they thought that it was the germans collaborating with the communist jews because they all came from germany (and partly from switerland and trotsky from the US with his revolutionaries). Germany just treated them too well.
There were some german writers even talking about the jewish "takeover" around 1880 already... so no wonder that after the balfourt declaration you got lots of votes by being anti-semitic..... heuhuuehhueehuhueu gotta gas em all.
You should be extremely proud of Krautrock.
>>78600352
>german engineering is best engineering
>tiger constantly broke down, few spare parts, expensive
>panther had even more technical faults
>ruskies had better tanks than the germans when they invaded russia
>americans just had more even though they had to ship them across the atlantic
The designs were great, but so many technical issues. if you want a good example of german engineering, look at the stug assault gun. Most produced vehicle, very combat effective and reliable with interchangeable parts and relatively cheap. Ruskies were way ahead of the germans when it comes to tank technology, superior sloped armour, could be produced by any retarded hohol too. Germans had superior unit tactics and radios.
>>78591100
>german power metal
>amazing
kek
>>78601077
Why didn't this happen in post-Cromwell England or Poland or other Jew friendly countries?
>>78599888
Aber mal ernsthaft. Die Mehrheit ist nur deswegen der Unsinn weil sie zu Konsumenten und Burgerfressern herangezüchtet wurden. Wenn ein zur Eigenverantwortung und Gesellschaftsverantwortung erzogenes Volk existieren würde, könnte man diesem auch ernsthafte Demokratische Verpflichtungen näher bringen.
Also entweder wir brauchen wieder einen starken Mann mit dicken Klöten am Steuer oder wir ersetzen das Schulsystem. Biologie raus, Rassenlehre wieder rein.
>>78581887
German culture? Uhmmmm.... Beer? Beethoven? Goethe? Virtually all of 19th century mathematics and physics? Tribal democracy? Fierce independence and autism? Germans have lots of interesting culture. They just lack humility.
>>78592697
>>78593000
It's not that simple.
There are some outstanding IPAs and other American Ales. But Germany makes some beers that are just as good, double bocks, lagers and weizenbocks. And the US is obviously the most innovative brewer, but that doesn't mean its beers outclass everyone else's. You can't simply say that one country makes better beer when both have world class examples.
We can say the only relevant beer countries are US, UK, Belgium, and Germany though.
>>78594738
jesus this is amazingly sick.
>>78581887
RADLER
Idea of mixing beer and lemonade seems retarded at first. But during hot day there is nothing better. Also during some trips (with company or something), when you have to drink all the time, it's the best way to begin your day.
Also techno scene.
>>78583545
we don't have hot water in public toilets either desu :D
>>78581887
British culture BTFO'S german culture every time.
Accept the master race, cuck.
>>78601220
Krautrock is pathetic noodling hippie music in the spirit of extreme anti-nazism. It's modernist drivel to annoy the older generation who had to endure SO much in the war and rebuilt Germany with their bare hands just like Hitler built the Autobahn. The jew culture and multiculturalism that Krautrock brought to Germany is not to be underestimated. There is an album called "Hosianna Mantra" by Popol Vuh which was developed by the remains of the jewish community in Germany in order to confuse young people by corrupting their minds. I mean, what does hinduism have to do with christianity?
>>78602722
It's a shame you feel that way, it is critically lauded for a reason. You are objectively wrong.
>>78601415
I heard the Tiger II's were pretty agile for their size, so I say that's +1 engineering point for Hans.
>>78601415
>What's Tiger II
>What's slave labor sabotaging everything
>What's Russian Propaganda documents saying russian tanks were better
>What's nazi germany lack of resources
German tanks were superior in every way conceivable. Losing the war made them gradually worse.
>>78581887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3U5aYluCVk
I would recommend the book "The German Genius" by Peter Watson. They are wrong about the NSDAP, but other than that it highlights a ton of German achievements.
Your christmas markets are really comfy.
>>78602707
>potatonigger cucking for Anglos
Truly a new low.
>>78601744
>They just lack humility.
That's rich coming from you, burger.
>>78601675
Ich habe die Lösung dieser Frage. Eine endgültige Lösung.
The problem about the Eternal Teuton is not only he allows his wife to get fucked by a refugee, but also he has no national pride or self-esteem and is bombarded with anti-German lies and has to apologize for the actions his country done in WW2.
You see, you can't fix a german. No matter what you do, he is programmed to be a self-hating, humiliating. And if he does something about it, he gets censored, or worse, he gets arrested for hate speech IN HIS OWN COUNTRY. Yet he doesn't have any problems with it.
This "new Germany" doesn't deserve to be called "Germany", since the country is run by corrupt people who will do anything to destroy the German identity. The true Germany is the German Empire, since Germans used to be unified and proud of it.
Tl;dr: Germans have no pride in themselves.
>>78598245
self-reported meme shit.
>>78601744
They used to have some kick ass architecture too. Also, the Brothers Grimm.
>>78602993
By the time the tiger II was produced, the germans had no more decent airforce and the allied planes divebombed the shit out of them.
Not to mention, for the cost of a single tiger II they could've also had several armored vehicles instead.
>>78603230
Late war german tanks were marvelous designs, but due to a shortage of proper tank drivers, manufactoring and lack of support and other issues the execution and performance was less than expected.
The panther suffered from a lot of spalling due to shit steel quality for example. When the germans invaded russia their panzer III's had to deal with superior tanks like the KV tank and T-34 which had superior armaments and armour compared to the germans.
Russkie tanks were assembled even worse somehow than literal slave labor. Also, their early models had a radio for every 10 tanks, so flag symbols were used for communication (ruskie tanks also had shit ergonomics)
>>78603649
why would I shill for krauts?
they ruined Europe innumerable times.
rule brittania and fuck off muh heritage!
>>78581887
I learned german as part of my electives because I had plans for moving there for completing school and for work
and then you started importing refugees and I've canceled my plans I regret learning german now, I should've just learned french
>>78604410
I appreciate your response and information, anon.
>>78602895
Now that you're out of the greatest empire the world has ever seen you'll be cut off from the real kickass german rock music anyway.
>>78603999
Als den Kindern noch Hänsel und Gretel vorgelesen wurde haben sie noch richtige Werte gelernt. Zum Beispiel was man mit bösen Menschen und Öfen so alles anstellen kann.
Und jetzt? Spongebob Schwammkopf als gute Nacht Geschichte.
Wer wohnt in 'ner Ananas ganz tief im Meer?
Der deutsche STOLZ!
>>78581887
>kennstekennstekennstekennstekennste?
>ersguterjungelan
>LeCuckoid
>Uwe Boll
German culture was dead long before Merkel went full Merkel.
>>78581887
Nazi
Germany could follow the uk out of the eu.
they could both then start removing kebab togeather
General good natured and intelligent people who enjoy beers and food. Hard working by nature and great comradery. All round good people in my estimate.
Yes I will rage quit all internet after seeing what your foreign hoards get up to when all of your pretty women hit the streets in their durdles this October fest.
>>78605437
Thank you, Cunt.
um didn't all your women get raped ? dose that destroy your culture ?
>>78586490
>shermans were a joke
calling BS on that. shermans had better armour, armament, mobility and reliability than Pz. III&IV, Pz. VI did walk shit on them on the rare occasion that one actually got into action and Pz. V was superior in armor and armament but was lacking in mobility, not only because of its abysmal reliability. It's actually a miracle the Wehrmacht got as far as it did with what it had to work with.
>>78606542
Wehrmacht got as far as it did because of superior military doctrine. Squads and batallions were given a goal rather than a mission and the officers thought up their own plans.
They were also allowed to call in support themselves. The wehrmacht was a very tactically flexible force. Germany didn't win battles and occupy countries because of superior numbers, technology but through pure tactics and strategy and an excellent use of combined arms.
Only near the end of the war did german weaponry become very advaned because Hitler just had a huge boner for "muh superweapons"
Pic related, a huge waste of resources for an utterly impractical piece of shit
>>78598801
mostly the
DEEP south delta,
DEEP south east,
south east Atlantic seaboard,
&
most of the BIG BIG cities.
Closer to the south the more of.
But the small to mega cities have the huge populations on the east & Midwest.
Especially like Detroit NYC Philly St.Louis Cleveland & especially where I'm from Chicago.
LA, the Bay Area, & other places out west & north west too, but those two First mentioned cities being the more acception.
Especially with gentrification and globalization, cities , Especially cities on the up and coming out west & the Northwest, are really pushing the black & any poor populations out of the city now.
good population throu out the mid-Atlantic, east coast, & Midwest.
But they're usually the minority tho to a broadview look at majority ethnic population in most places besides south.
This map tho doesn't have em represented in a lot of the places in the south were there the majority though.
But even then there's no one flag for the continent of Africa but that's what it would have to be to represent them all.
ANYWAYS
This thread is not about that though
Just expressing German ancestry, Representation and pride in the United States of America /North America
>>78607505
** further west & northwest you go, there's less of them.
* besides 1st two mentioned west coast cities.
>>78589320
We have a good recent history with wars, but it is not thousands of years old like in Europe. Also we havent had the chance to remove kebab (yet)
>>78607428
Nothing to disagree with there. Pic related: my favorite waste of resources. It just looks like they were forced to include sloped armour in their new design but couldn't be fucked so they just slapped on some 30° angles and told everyone to go fuck themselves. Its lines are just beautiful to me, especially with the initla turret, as bad as it turned out to be.
>>78581887
Fuck you kraut. You can't even see a swastika without going to jail, let alone stand up for your country in fear of being called a nazi. Go fuck yourself and enjoy playing your censored games, halal.
>>78583989
Feel you. We don't have to be in a union to trade and be friends.
>>78608813
meanwhile in USSR
>bigger, tovarish
>>78606542
Thank you German friend.
I don't know what it is with the Media's hateboner for the Sherman, especial American media, but it really was a great little med tank.
>>78586859
>colgate
>German
>white
>>78600352
overall strategy and long-term plans>>>>>>>>good engineering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTPHBVxydnI
>>78581887
lederhosen, great beer, hitler, hot chicks
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