Roast Me: Country Edition
>>78568944
Whats wrong with texas.
>>78569338
You're off by five digits for a trips, and on the weighing scale
>>78569338
Kek
>>78568944
Nothing wrong with Texas, mate.
K waaa mas fome qlo !!!
>>78568944
texas isnt a country dipshit
>>78568944
But I love Texas!
Best soccer team on Earth. Not even trolling. Will beat Argies easily.
>>78568944
Why are all countries that are named after food so shitty? Is it like freakanomics where, all things being equal, little Deshaun is 10x more likely to end up in prison than little Brian?
>>78569338
The Cowboys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXNs3e8pGIs
>>78568944
i got no grips with you i can understand your spanish. it the other latino fags i got issues with
Right here. Hit me with preferably an original roast. Memes welcome though.
Dallas fag here, you know what they say?
Everything's bigger in Texas
>>78568944
Typicl Chilean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzSrGWUyMuI
Try me, it's impossible.
>>78570185
Texas has always been it's own country.
>>78570885
I wish the wildfire roasted you instead.
>>78568944
Another system of fine on top of traffic fines.
>>78568944
Weon que wea estay haciendo
Anda a acostarte Wn
Anday puro dando jugo
>>78571269
You could roast yourself, but the gas prices are going to be way too high for that.
>>78568944
Your only flaw is to speak like this:
La wea fome quliao weabai
>>78571356
Nice.
Quebec is a soviergn state
>>78571730
>La weá fome wn qlo kasjkajskasjkajs
Fixed.
>>78571163
i'd hit it all the way back over the wall
>>78571993
Chucha weon
ok
>>78568944
Fuck off texas
>>78572294
And she'll be backing that ass up once she gets documented
>>78570213
>>78570185
>>78569338
>>78571163
>>78571305
>>78572633
you fatfucks are so fucking lame
>>78572856
Who said I'm fat and was talking about fat?
I'm talking about Phat asses
