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http://www.today.com/food/meet-burger-king-s-new-mac-n-cheetos-mash-s-t100219?cid=sm_fbn
> Just as Taco Bell used a snack-aisle favorite, Doritos, as a taco shell, Burger King is using what we'll call Cheeto dust to encase its new handheld mac-and-cheese dish.
>On the outside, the snacks look startlingly like oversized Cheetos, with the familiar shape and neon-orange color. Take a bite, though, and you'll find warm, gooey mac and cheese on the inside.
'Murrican cuisine, mixing one junk food with another junk food to create a chimera of American junk food. No wonder Americans are so fat when they think they have to mix Doritos with a taco shell, hot dogs with a pizza crust, and Cheetos with macaroni and cheese.
Thats looks disgusting
>>78361256
That looks fucking delicious
>its a macaroni ball crusted on the outside
Its not high cuisine, but its really not that gross or crazy
It's pretty funny, fastfood places have started asking for your name at the counter. Like, they'll call you when your food is ready. I beg them to give me a number and they're like "What? Why? Why?" and they get all befuddled.
I have to say to the people at Taco Bell, YOU PEOPLE want me to eat hushpuppies made of captain crunch... A FOOD INVENTED FOR STONED/DRUNK IDIOTS and you want me to be all personable with you? You're selling me literal garbage, and to disassociate myself from it enough to eat it, I don't want to think I am a person with a name.
And now this? Fuck my brain sideways.
>>78361256
it comes with Mountain Dew dipping sauce
we really need a wall
>>78362195
>>78361256
prob tastes like a mozzarella stick desu
>>78361846
>>78361439
Ask reviewbrah, he lidderally just did a review.
>>78361256
Jealousy....is an ugly thing
>>78361256
Will the fast food jews ever stop dreaming up new ways to kill Americans?
commiefornian here, had some yesterday
Can confirm they're 5/5 breddy gud. They become GOAT after the third one
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>>78362942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWSOiZrs3oA
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2013/11/09/5-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-taco-bell.aspx
>Taco Bell has tried to enter the Mexican market twice and failed both times
Although Americans view Taco Bell's food as great-tasting "Mexican" food, Residents in Mexico view Taco Bell's food differently. Taco Bell first tried to enter the Mexican market in 1992, but its restaurants all closed within two years. Taco Bell tried again in 2007 to successfully open a restaurant in Mexico City. This time, the company made sure to heavily emphasize the fact that Taco Bell's food is very much "Americanized;" thus, adding French fries to the menu. Unfortunately, this strategy also failed, and the Mexico City Taco Bell closed down in 2010. For those who have experienced authentic, Mexican food, the taste of Taco Bell's menu does not go over well, and for Mexico's residents, this is the case – they want nothing to do with Taco Bell.
http://www.popsugar.com/food/Taco-Bell-Make-Tacostada-Bell-Reopens-Mexico-692101
Taco Bell actually tried and failed to open Taco Bells in Mexico. I remember they tried to pass off their hard shelled tacos as the "tacostada." Like they are using tostadas instead of corn tortillas.
>>78363187
What the fuck is that shit? Alien piss? Why would anyone drink that?
>>78364300
Even without taco bell, mexicans are still fatter than Americans.
Personally, I blame the coca cola. The stuff is poison, but it is all Mexicans drink.
>>78364707
>expecting anyone in Mexico to drink the water
>>78364707
thats all they drink since the water is posion
The master class review is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz06BDg-Tzc
>>78364595
Marketing departments have successfully tied certain food products with lifestyles.
In particular, they have injected into the American psyche an association between Mountain Dew, Dorritos, and Cheetos, with the "loser virgin gamer / programmer / computer loser" stereotype.
So if you are a teenage boy who is looking for meaning in life and doesn't know what to do other than play video games, they start to drink lots of mountain dew as well, because that's what the media shows them to do.
If you don't believe me, just google "gamers mountain dew". It's a well established association.
That's fucking revolting
>>78364884
>>78365229
They bottle the shit in Mexico. Those coca cola bottling plants are more than capable of bottling sanitary water.
If the Mexican people had any sort of initiative, they would secure safe sources of drinking water for themselves.
Really that should be priority number one for any nation. Save drinking water.
But who am I kidding? That's not going to happen. Not in Mexico.
mmm
>>78361848
>Chemicals they call cheese
>>78365576
this guy should review suits that fit him.
also local gyms. maybe dietary supplements too.
that's my review of him.
>>78365576
>those nails
>>78365576
CUT YOUR FUCKING FINGERNAILS!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>78361256
That looks amazing
but how is this politics?
>>78366654
yeah, he should review some nail clippers.
>>78365576
>his fingernails
>>78365576
Is that really you? Post time stamp
>>78366702
but how else would the world know he never gets fucked
>>78361256
Sign me up for 51st state.
>>78366346
>he's so fucking stupid he doesn't know it's all chemicals
>>78361256
USA USA
>>78361256
Jesus, looks like I have a new entry to my list of why America deserved 9/11
>>78361256
Truly disgusting. I don't know how anyone can stomach those lolsorandom fast food abominations in the first place.
>>78366350
>>78366654
>>78366702
>>78367022
>>78367137
>trash talking Reviewbrah
newfag normies get out
>>78361439
>>78361846
There are two kinds of people.
>>78367541
top kekels
>>78361439
>>78361846
I'm getting mixed messages here.
Idiocracy really is happening!
>>78367707
Hey man, I just reviewed him. Nothing wrong with constructive criticism for personal improvement. I only commented on things that he has the power to change about himself.
>>78362032
lol, underrated
at least the doritos taco kind of makes sense
>>78365585
MT Dew use to be all about extreme sports in the 90s to the mid 00.
>>78365576
I have a better review for you fags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bwQ_U-wqjQ
>>78367707
I wasn't talking shit.
>>78364595
I drink it whenever I got a baseball or hockey game. I like to get the souvenir cup, so I can't just get water.
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>>78367825
American food can be both disgusting and delicious at the same time. Its the concept of eating macaroni and cheese coated in Cheetos that sounds disgusting, and you feel disgusting while eating and looking at it. But once you eat it, you find out its delicious.
>>78365576
Can't wait for him to start reviewing whiskeys.
>>78368302
Exactly. The associations are entirely fabricated by their marketing department.
>>78367979
Yeah, same here.
>>78361256
Will I be able to obtain this American ambrosia in Canada?
>>78361256
MERICA
>>78368712
Is that a Luther?
>>78364300
But taco bell isn't viewed or advertised as Mexican food you dolt. It has said Mexican inspired, but it's just plain American fast food. Also all the Mexicans living in Southern California admit they enjoy taco bell, because it is what it is. Not sure why you're so butthurt.
>europoors will never be this free
>>78369400
As far as I can make out, edgy occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy -- not to mention the spending money -- out of the "youth culture." So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.
>>78369923
They define an identity, get their target audience to associate themselves with that identity, then associate that identity with their product.
>>78361256
That looks good actually.
>>78362942
mexico is fatter
remember that
Burger King is fucking disgusting.
It's like a ghettoer low-class version of McDonald's.
I don't know how they're still in business.
>>78370935
Even so, a wall would help both of us.
It would allow Mexico to focus on solving Mexican problems, and let America focus on American problems.
When Mexico has do deal with Mexican AND American problems, and America has to deal with American AND Mexican problems, we're both doomed.
>there are Europoors on this planet right now who don't know the joys of home-made macaroni and cheese
>>78364595
Do you prefer crab juice?
>>78365576
The master of class at it again
>>78361256
That looks fucking awful
>>78370574
I used to eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew while playing 1.6 for 15 hours straight, then all that GAMERS DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW shit started and now I'm embarrassed to do that.
I'm old enough to get shitfaced and play 1.6 anyway now
Mods delete this fucking non-political thread.
>>78372214
It was going on when you were doing it too.
You just weren't being sufficiently bludgeoned over the head with it, so you didn't notice it. You thought you were buying those products because you wanted to, not because of the advertising.
It's not a coincidence that people who have only a shared common interest in video games ALSO have a shared common taste in beverage and food. There is no intrinsic relationship between liking video games and liking cheese flavored chips. Nevertheless, there IS an observable association between the two.
That's not a coincidence, and its not an accident.
Marketers are very good at their jobs. At first, they are so subtle that most people don't even realize they are being manipulated. After a few years their bosses demand more and more revenue, so they get less and less subtle. As the years wear on, their marketing campaigns become more blunt and forceful, to squeeze out the last remaining segments of the market.
>>78365576
but when is joey making one
why not have all you can eat potato Chips
Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
>>78373441
I was drinking Mountain Dew because it has more caffeine than cola and is cheaper than Red Bull. Doritos I've just always eaten since I was a kid.
>>78364300
>Taco Bell
>mexican food
Pick one
>not lifting for gains
>not bulking
>current year
This is all /pol/ needs to know about lifting
sprinting, rucking, pullups, burpees
you sprint from cover to cover, you ruck from city to city, you pull your self up from vehicle to vantage point, burpees you drop down to the ground when the shells fly and bombs drop
le run forever meme
who the fuck is gonna run 5 miles at a given time unless its away from the enemy, dont train to get the fuck out of a place, train to last longer than the enemy when you meet them head first
>>78378299
Who are you even talking to you dumb nigger?
>>78371818
Underrated post
>>78379936
everybody breh
>>78364300
>Although Americans view Taco Bell's food as great-tasting "Mexican" food
A view held by literally no one ever. Nobody thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican Food, very few people even think it is particularly good. Taco Bell is successful because the food is extremely cheap for the proportions you get, and it manages to be better than complete garbage pretty consistently.
>>78379936
War is coming. Prepare your body.
>>78361256
>>78382435
YESS
Here you guys go
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz06BDg-Tzc
