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Why did the Wizards die out? Did they even exist?


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Why did the Wizards die out?

Did they even exist?
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>>78345594
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Course not- many wizards explore 4chan, just be a virgin past 30 years of age
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you'll become a wizard when you're thirty op
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>>78345594
Wizards were alchemists who were proto-chemists creating herbal tinctures and chemical compounds that looked like, you guessed it,

m a g i c .
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>>78345803
>only 6 months until I become a wizard!
Damn it feels like yesterday when I first arrived to 4chan and knew of this secret.
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>>78346008
RIP 'white' man
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>>78345594
Wizards in 1500 - 1700 period were the master con artists, the first chemists so to speak in some cases.

But mostly it was just tricking rich people into believing they can see the future and for that they should be kept and their house at all time and financed for research - this information is derived from books from that time.
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>>78347935

Wizards predate the renaissance. The original 'bearer of wand and pointy hat weirdos living in isolation' came from the telchines.
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>>78345594
They still exist tho
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magic is a science of language.

magic is manipulating symbols to instill ideas into other people's mind.

magic is art, is making memes, is propaganda.

a curse is nothing else than a group of words that can cast misfortune on someone's path... words that people will remember everytime they see that person or, even more, its kin.

enchantment is bringing someone to your side through masterfully crafted formulas and words.

white magic is healing through words. shamanism, psychology.

black magic is selling and profiting through words. marketing, scams, charlatans.

you become a magician the moment you declare yourself a magician. magic itself is the inexplicable gap of perception between being a magician and not being one.

magic is performance, shock, awe.
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I self-identify as a Wizard
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>>78350005
This

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