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>>78328905
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Smith.
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English sterling being converted into the Euro and it grew yet more. I imagined German politicians deciding English fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Nigel Smith. I am English; I am a cuckold.
>>78328905
Fuck you.
>>78328905
This guy is a poor, diversity loving faggot.
He will die a sad man.
>>78328905
enjoy getting raped
>>78328905
>voting with pencil
???
>>78328905
dziekuje (thank u in polish)
>>78329019
fuckin lol
Be honest, how much were your hands shaking when you were fumbling around in your pockets to get that piece of paper and your phone out?
>>78329019
kek
Props for you if that's not pasta.
>>78329437
Kurwa
>>78328905
MODS MODS MODS DELETE OK
>>78329019
I must say, your getting better by the day leafy.
Nice one m80
Bookies give Brexit less than a 15% chance and it's thanks to real men like you.
>>78329019
Wew lad
>>78329019
thanks for the fresh pasta. saved
>>78328905
voted remain too. The butthurt on /pol/ is gonna be amazing.
>>78329019
OP BTFO
Is there more to that ballot? That seems really easy to counterfeit if the remains need to pad the ballot box
>>78328905
Nice healthy dose of cancer would sort that out for you mate.
I'm a bremain missile :^)
