how do i convert to judaism and join the winning side?

>>78295423
Don't and kill yourself that's what you should do you fucking traitor

>>78295723
this

>>78295423
why not go deeper like Egyptian or Babylonian ?

>>78295423
Find a Rabbi and ask.

Depending on who it is, you will be turned down twice.

On the third time, you will be accepted, and the Rabbi will explain the process to you.

>>78295423
Marry a jewess. The jewish community will accept you as long as you let the succubus leech on your life energy.
You will become an empty shell eventually but your children will be chosen people. Rotten and twisted but chosen.

>>78295423
You kill yourself.

Because it's the losing side if they do not listen to us.

>>78295423
If you are not descended from the original tribes of Israel the best you can be is an 'honorary Jew'. You can only be a true Jew if it's in your blood, which is the reason why kikes act the same wherever you go

>>78295423
>mandatory dick cutting

please

>>78295423
Its genetic; you can't. You either have it or you don't.

>>78295423
Inhale large amounts of zyklon b

You can't, only Ashkenazi Jews are part of the real tribe, and they want their race as pure as I want mine, so the one drop rule isn't gonna work with them, if you happen to be 1/64th kike or something.

>>78300777
checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ1FxBJEoYA&

1. Attach an end of a hose/pipe to your car's exhaust pipe
2. lead the other end into a window of the car
3. get in the car
4. wind all windows up and seal the gap of the window with the hose/pipe
5. turn on the engine so the car starts running
6. wait a while