God speed you glorious bastards If you guys pull this referendum off I'll give away free halibut and chips at my restaurant tommorow
>>78294500
looks pretty nice desu
about 3 peoples food though
>>78294500
Some of you are alright, don't come to OP's restaurant tomorrow!
>>78298510
some of you are alright, don't postal vote a few weeks ago
>>78294500
I really liked London when I went there. Godspeed Brits.
>>78298102
The fuck? Do you have a little girls stomach?
>>78298102
>>78300670
Brit teeth can't handle much food at a single sitting.
>>78300670
sorry doodleshooty, that's like 2 fish, and one lot of fried balls of something, that's well enough for 3 people
I would of course eat it all though
>>78300807
oy vey, stob id with da andi-anglotism, you stubid goy
>>78298510
Some of you are alright, don't turn away that boat of refugees in 1912
>>78300807
>le brittoooth meme
enjoy your cavities
>>78294500
looks delicious canafriend
>>78294500
do you guys use ketchup on ur fries?
>>78301402
>in a 12 year old
>chips
They're called freedom fries syrup nigger.
>>78301402
>any of those other countries sending their kids to the dentist to fix problems
fuck outta here
>>78298102
Fuck off mate, I'd eat that shit and still be hungry,
>>78302307
ketchup on fries??? salt+vinegar mate
>>78303979
what do you think the balls are?
>>78301402
Your graph is stupid since Brits don't go to the dentist so of course there are no stats for 12 yearolds
>>78294500
Looks like god tier fish and chips.
>>78305578
why not both?
>>78301402
Lol 12 year olds. Brits love their irrelevant propaganda.
>>78294500
Stop it OP. You know you'll do no such thing.
>>78294500
M8 what province are you in? I'll come and buy some anyway.
>>78294500
some of you are all right, don't touch my chips.
>>78294500
I love fish & chips even more than burgers!
>>78294500
Don't you people worry about ink on your food when you do this?
>>78311149
HERETIC
>>78311197
>Austrian education
>>78310685
next you'll be suggesting uncured fromage and gravy, uuuurgh
>>78311197
you don't eat the paper, noob
>>78311197
they are just idiots
I mean look at your first two replies|
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>>78300969
>>78294500
>fried balls of something
Those look like hush puppies. Do leafs eat hush puppies? I thought that was a southern thing...
>>78312243
>hush puppies
??? in the uk these are a type of shoe
>>78311530
>>78311885
I'm not a chemist but I don't think hot oil is that great of an environment to contain ink in paper.
>>78312627
dont put the paper in the fucking fryer then
>>78312725
Put both the fries and the fish have hot oil on them. And even if there's magically no oil, it's still hot and therefore more reactionary.
>Englishfag telling an Austrian how to cook
Kek
>>78313055
austrian fag knowing anything about glorious fish n chips, kek he isn't even a fucking chemist
>>78312627
The ink is dry you fucking autist
t. chemist
>>78312539
You poor, poor soul.
>>78313055
>Mountain hun telling an Englishman how fish and chips cooking works
>>78311197
I was thinking the same thing
The people replying to you are retarded, I could easily see ink rubbing onto your food from all of the grease
>>78298102
Are you serious?
>>78313182
>>78313457
>put both in fryer
>done
Yeah, the magic of fish and chips.
>>78313272
So it's impossible for ink to become liquid again?
>>78298102
>we used to rule the world!
>>78313606
At least I'm not the only one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ink#Health_and_environmental_aspects says it could be nasty.
>Though ink does not easily cause death, repeated skin contact or ingestion can cause effects such as severe headaches, skin irritation, or nervous system damage.
Might explain them being so moody.
>>78313276
https://www.hushpuppies.com/US/en/country
wait, what? http://allrecipes.com/recipe/25241/vickis-hush-puppies/
eggs, onion, SUGAR!, flour and cornmeal? it's just a deepfried ball of fucking dough!?
I thought it was some delicious protein dipped in batter and fried, or at least a fish cake or what have you
>>78313979
>Yeah, the magic of fish and chips.
stick to what you are good at, want to be kraut. we know you love sausage
>>78311149
>>78311304
Why not both
>>78314165
and now our rebellious son has taken over the family business, watch out for those kikes though
>>78294500
Fug that looks good
>>78314171
unfortunately Austria donated the last of it's humor supplies to Germany during the last war
the world still rues the day
>>78314246
>stick to what you are good at, want to be kraut
Are you saying there's more to it?
>we know you love sausage
That's more of a Bavarian thing.
>>78311197
I agree with you. It would be a problem if you would eat it often like that. For some reason, food redpill (what you put in your body) is hard one for many plebians here, and out there. Always the plebians..
I can't figure out why. I have been eating mostly organic food, and food without additives, or other crap. I am aware of plastic (BPAs and it's sisters) It doesn't even cost that much when you plan it. Organic farming is not good for the soil neither though, but it is better than we have already. Permaculture is best way to grow food.
>>78294500
How do we know that you keep your promise, if it happens?
>>78294500
Why is it presented on a newspaper?
Unhygienic as fuck.
>>78294500
Are you in New Brunswick? Save a platter for me when I take a trip there in July. I'll give you some of my valuable American currency for it even.
>>78314585
what's the traditional austrian food then?
well, the key to proper fish and chips, is simplicity and freshness, nice batter, hot oil, don't undercook, and serve with a lot of salt and vinegar, but not too much!
>>78313182
He is right tough. Fright food in printed paper isn't the best solution.
And yeah, your food is for barbarians.
>>78314626
aussie hygeine, flushing the dunny once a month, wether it needs it or not
>>78301402
I thought the brit teeth meme was about how fucking hideous and misformed your teeth were.
>>78314626
"They daily fry"
It's printed to look like one dumbass.
>>78310975
British Columbia and holy shit I thought this thread 404d
>>78315338
Vancouver? I'm in to make a trek through this rain
Probably doesn't fit my macros
>>78315221
No, they are super fine.
>>78315412
North van deepcove
>>78294500
> you even do the hush puppies like my restaurant
but wheres the coleslaw?
How about mac n cheese stuffed cheetos?
>>78314827
>what's the traditional austrian food then?
Depends on the state.
Most of our traditional stuff is desserts, honestly.
>>78294500
do you do mail order?
>>78315875
a soil covered mushroom in custard?
you continentals
>>78306766
The British Empire has a teeth problem. Ban assault sweetshops.
>>78315875
>its a mushroom with ciggy ash on top
>>78294500
Lighthouse Fish&Chips ?
>>78298102
Isn't it dangerous to wrap food in a newspaper?
>>78314626
They should use only organic newspulp and locally sourced conflict free ink.
>>78316649
No it's comfy and aesthetic
>>78316649
I'm a big goy
>>78294500
>deep fried potato, and deep fried meat and deep fried unrecognizable shit, and pieces of lemons instead of persian limes
>sophisticated """"""""""cuisine""""""""""
>>78317015
Was getting cancer part of your plan?
>>78317082
> Peru
> Having food in his country
>>78316813
It's all wrong though. Should have deep-fried the newspaper, too.
>>78313276
Hush puppies are fucking disgusting
Delete this and kill yourself immediately
>>78316649
chill out Mr. Krokodil, as you can see these are special sheets of paper that looks like newspaper, not an actual used up newspaper someone wiped their ass with.
>>78317015
for jew
>>78316492
>>78316334
>mushroom
>>78317082
>deep fried meat
like guineu pig?
>>78317178
no but getting drunk is, which is why I have a litre of recipe 21 smirnoff. not that I have ever seen other recipes available? what posh vodkas do you get in russky land? I tried the russian standard one, but it seemed to cause a really bad hangover
>>78316492
>>78316334
holy shit, i hope you are just joking and not retarded.
it's a yeast dough with a sweet filling, above is poppy, the sauce is vanille. germknödel. you'd love it.
>>78314626
Newspaper is clean. It's not like it's been handled.
>>78317082
Ceviche looks like dog sick.
>>78316403
the sweets do nuffin 2 them.
>>78294500
I would eat it, based scampi yummy yummy!
>>78317583
Dunno, I prefer homemade moonshine. Vodka is for girls.
>>78294500
Looks very nice OP, and we'll try our best.
>>78301402
Polan can into cavity!
Ve stronk!
>>78311197
it's not real newspaper ya dingus.
>the daily fry
>>78317647
I'm not a big fan of deserts
retarded briton is > average austrian sausagemunch
not going to tempt me with your meaty sausage?
>>78317968
>I prefer homemade moonshine
that's a little high effort for me, so stuck with buying from the store
>>78318372
I read it every day
>>78316649
That is wax paper that is made up to look like newspaper as a bit of a joke. If you notice the paper is called the daily fry and has an article debating between curly and straight fries.
>>78318465
then i'm lucky that i'm above average and rarely eat sausages.
actually one of our most traditional dishes my countryman forgot, is still the schnitzel.
pork, calf or chicken in a fried crusty coat of breadcrumbs.
you haggismuncher would be stunned.
>>78319320
Is the golden schnitzel a meme or is it worth the shekels?
>>78319320
I didn't forget it, I conveniently didn't mention it because it's really no different from fish and chips.
>put in oil
>done
There's better stuff to post.
come on ingerland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d d ddd dddd ingland!
>>78315427
In America that family would be in the movie 'The Hills Have Eyes.'
>>78294500
I'm so hungry.
>>78294500
Send me some poutin
>>78312243
They're disgusting. I bet you eat biscuits and order sweet tea at restaurants, too.
Mongrel.
>>78294500
>serving your food on newspapers
fucking disgusting.
>>78312243
That is scampi
>>78298510
go for the high score Adolf
>>78298102
Man the two world wars really did a number on you poor bastards. Americans eat that shit for 2nd lunch
>>78319320
looks nice, kind of like a chicken fried steak?
or a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce?
would eat/10
haggis is typically a scottish dish, would try it, but not had the chance yet, and eating lungs does kind of put me off a little
>>78319586
kek, I hereby forgive the blood draining christian child murder of your choice
>>78319714
mushrooms in soil
>>78319896
thanks for helping
>>78320189
too big and regular shaped for scampi
scampi is delicious though
>>78294500
>newsprint
that is in breach of EU regulations my colonial cousin
>>78317320
For the good of the nation, move to either California, Canada, or the Mariana Trench.
>>78319586
depends on the restaurant. it's quite a simple dish, but in most rural taverns you get a really good one for your money. but don't go to the fancy restaurants in the city. they'll serve small portions for high prices.
>>78319714
yeah for us it's simple but for foreigners it can be special.
>>78316649
You people roll cigarettes with newspaper.
>>78319153
>implying there is a debate
If you don't prefer curly fries then you probably have a tumblr account and are planning on doing a write-in vote for bernie
>>78312539
They are here as well. I am wearing a pair right now.
yes!
>>78320723
Shouldn't the argument be seasoned vs unseasoned?
And what about waffle fries? Don't reinforce the freedom dry binary, saltlord.
>>78320349
plis senb bugres xdddd
>>78320428
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
>>78320864
ooooo-ooooh, look at this posh faggot
>>78320394
>chicken fried steak
yeah it goes in this direction. but it's also delicious with pork (if they take good meat) and esp calf.
side dish can be anything from french fries to rice.
and i think i get why you hesitate to try haggis. i'm not so much into intestines either.
>>78321283
what does the word "schnitzel" mean?
>>78294500
>>78322058
had to look it up myself. it's from medieval german sniz which means cut - probably just bc you cut a slice of meat for it.
>>78322994
aah, and the zel is a diminutive?
a little cut?
>>78323726
yeah, well recognized, bongbro!
>>78325305
oooh, we have things called cutlets!
we are not so differnt you and I!
>>78320163
nice bait. almost got me
>>78325502
yeah, we have these too - it's called kotelett hear- almost he same phonetically.
and ofc we have much in common - we share the same european cultural and historical background. i loved london when i was there as a boy.
>>78326126
*here
>>78325746
Right? If crawfish boils are wrong I don't want to be right.
>>78294500
are canadians really this retarded? those aren't chips, they're lemons
>>78301402
This is so stupid. Each country has a vastly different amount of people. I mean look at poland pop vs us pop of 12 y/olds. Average? Average of what? Fucking idiots believe anything the see on the internet.
>>78298102
Are the Muslims eating all your food?
>>78326126
I greatly admire your hitler, and natsocs, and bier of course
>>78327025
not yet me boyo, not yet
