political compass thread
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Best results right here.
>>78245681
Shit, forgot to attach the image lol
>>78245550
fucking died laughing at right libertarian
GIANT | NUBIAN | COCKS
Paul Family Monarchy anyone?
>>78246256
pure autism
>>78245819
>>78245951
unironically enjoying this meme
>>78246256
heres ur response
>>78245550
But I'm a libertarian :c
I like this test. http://www.celebritytypes.com/political-coordinates/test.php
>>78245951
>>78245819
>>78245550
>>78246392
more of these.
Voting to leave today
>>78246518
obviously not you statist cuck
>>78246742
I saw this one somewhere but didn't save it so I remade it enjoy it my friend
>>78246795
What will my mother think? :C
I'm okay with this.
>>78246296
wow, these two tests are almost the same
>tfw you're green square but hate liberals and love Trump and conservatives in general
>>78245550
I used to be right wing on this test, but apparently denying globalism and serving the interests of an ethnic nation state is left wing.
>>78247396
Pic related is my results from a year ago before going NatSoc.
>>78246246
>Serbia
>Not Asshurt
They are perhaps the most asshurt country on the planet
>>78245550
>WHAT'S UP FREAK BITCHES
>>78245550
I have literally been in this spot since around 2010.
Even /pol/ has no power over my beliefs.
So what are the memes about Purple?
>>78247234
iktfb, Trump might be just what Mexico needs to get a decent government for once since Lopez Mateos.
R8 me /pol/
>>78247396
And now on another site it says I'm pic related.
>>78246995
Blue should be a cigar
>>78246995
I'm purple, and my go to is weed or alcohol.
I've never touched a vape pen, I feel like that is more green.
Dumb test.
What does homosexuality have to do with economics or gov't?
If you unironically are able to finish the test without noticing anything wrong, kill yourself.
This pic is also bad, but it's better than the quiz
>>78246246
Ireland should be closer to asshurt but otherwise checks out
My compass.
Trump supporter.
Can anyone give me insight on this?
>>78246246
Apparently mountain Jews have the most insight and bantz
>>78249507
You're so close to the centre that you could go literally in any direction.
I'm Libertarian Right myself, much deeper than you are and I support Trump.
This is my personal favorite.
>>78249507
see >>78249289, you managed to finish the test and take it seriously, which means you subscribe to the dumbass political ideology.
>>78245550
A better one.
>>78249878
I like this response best 2bh.
>>78249914
ONLY MODERATES ARE WORTH DEBATING
>voted to leave the EU
>want Trump to become president
>>78245550
This is honestly a surprise.
I'm quite nationalistic.
I thought I'd be nearer to Fascism.
The fuck am I?
>>78247618
>that image
I want Trump just for the keks
>>78250869
Side note I hate Communist faggots.
>>78247618
the green doesn't make any sense
>>78250869
>The fuck am I?
A faggot.
>>78250288
>>78249914
>>78249878
>>78249071
Bunch of Centrist faggots you all are.
That is all.
>>78251226
Oy vey goyim
10 feet higher.
>>78249289
Depending on the moment, I flip over to authoritarian/Libertarian. It's always a few questions that make me go up or down the scale.
>>78245550
Ok me thinks
>>78251362
>>78246792
>>78246742
>>78246256
>>>/GasChamber/
>>78250869
So many stupid faggots on here think in the red means you're a commie or SJW. Really it just means you give a shit about the working class and aren't a lolbertarian cuck to big business or a mindless jingoist. You could be in the red and still be a national socialist. The green and purple squares on the bottom are the true cancer, tbqh.
Pic related, my results.
>all these greens squares
I want tumblr to go
>>78251495
Yo Aussie, Atleast im better than those faggots. Be kind to your commonwealth bros.
Beside, As anon said here...>>78249071
What does Homosexuality has to do with this test? (I answered that State has no duty in what's going on in the Bedroom.)
>>78251591
tumblr would be red
>>78246742
Damn dog what's up
>>78251887
>Canada
>Commonwealth
Pick one, Ahmet
>>78252137
Commonwealth. We'll be stronger when the Queen leaves the EU.
We've got enough Oil to become relevant in a Commonwealth,
>>78250869
>>78251550
Mein negers
National Communists unite!
>>78250281
>voted to leave the EU
>want Trump to become president
same
>>78252287
>>78252469
Fuck the both you.
this seems about right
>>78251245
>being a commie
>being a fascist
>being a statist
>being an arnachist
F A G
>>78246256
kys
>Economic Left/Right: 2.13
>Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.1
I've never ended up in either of the top two quadrants. Slowly but surely I'm finding myself becoming more authoritarian though.
>>78254799
didn't think /pol/ would be so centrists t b h
Rate me /pol/
>>78247767
>Even /pol/ has no power over my beliefs.
>Even
Only absolute retards get their beliefs changed by fucking /pol/
>>78246246
You can just tell a Yank made this
>>78247618
This image is Jewish
Why is this board full of left-wing faggots?
>>78247586
>>78251550
>So many stupid faggots on here think in the red means you're a commie or SJW. Really it just means you give a shit about the working class and aren't a lolbertarian cuck to big business or a mindless jingoist. You could be in the red and still be a national socialist. The green and purple squares on the bottom are the true cancer, tbqh.
This.
What does this mean
>inb4 stupid memes/buzzwords
Give a real answer
>>78255578
wow ur so edgy, upvoted XD
>>78255955
You have autism.
>>78256027
Hurrdurr
Feels Centrist man.
If only there was some radical centrist or third position ideology...
>>78256069
Oh no I'm posting SU on /pol/
>>78245550
When I first took this test back in '12 I was in the middle of the left-libertarian corner and now look where I am. Thanks, internet.
>>78254915
I want /tv/ to leave
>>78256535
No Dio?!
>>78256219
I'm more centrist, you fucking white male bigot!
>>78256332
fack off back to tumblr!
>>78256741
>Hitler was right-wing
To be fair by the looks of this thread 90% of /pol/ has zero understanding of the political compass so at least you fit in.
>>78256741
How do we solve the German problem?
>>78256889
make me, daddy
just let me post one more political compass meme first though
>>78245550
>>78257412
>not posting the full version
It's still missing classical liberalism and paleo-conservatism but eh
>>78247586
He actually had Russel Brand on yesterday. I could not stomach even clicking it.
>>78257768
its not as bad as you think. brand is weirdly cogent as he talks about how scale and lack of community are basically the biggest problem facing modern society
>>78245550
Rate me /pol/
>39%
>>78245550
As usual I maintain that this test is pretty bad. The political spectrum is 3 dimensional, not 2. Really thinking of politics on a spectrum like this whatsoever is ultimately not useful or accurate. There were a few questions that were particularly bad like "Some people are naturally unlucky" and "The business person is more important than the artist". In my case, it implies that I'm a centrist/ not radical, when the reality is that I have wildly radical libertarian and authoritarian views that I believe are both important. So yeah whatever I hate these tests
I hit strongly disagree on all and got this
>>78258362
I'm near the center but not new to politics.
these questions suck.
>>78246518
This is what I got exactly. Are we soulmates?
>>78254871
No need to take the Autism test, senpai.
hmmmm
>>78260093
Everyone hates you.
>>78246246
wew lad
range ban Canada, please
>>78260275
Why though
There, did I miss anything?
>>78261067
Can you link me the Dönitz test?
>>78261283
http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
The site has a whole bunch of other tests I used, too.
>>78262018
I remember doing this test before and I got Dönitz as well but now I ended up getting Saddam Hussein...
>>78262603
I got Mao..
Lmao..
>>78262018
I got Putin!
>>78264814
>top right
>>78245550
GET OFF MY LAWN STATIST
>>78265353
kek
I think the Infowars filter is moving me down. I was up higher the last time I took this.
>>78262018
>mfw stalin
![200px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_146II-277,_Albert_Speer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e9ovoTa.jpg "200px-Bundesarchiv Bild 146II-277, Albert Speer[1]")
>>78269940
>>78262018
And I get to be the cuck that apologized for the Holohoax.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Speer
am i a fag
Rate
>>78256535
>Funny Valentine not being authoritarian left.
>>78276322
Fuck. I mean authoritarian right
I don't even belong to left for fucks sake. Being right is right
>>78245550
OMG I was a libertarian
>>78265353
underrated post
>>78257551
wouldn't ultra-capitalism be on the libertarian side? Muh free market etc.
>>78280734
It made by leftist communist Who consider themselve as progressive, dont ask too much from this one
>>78275553
The thumbnail makes the pie chart look like the firefox logo.
>>78280734
Not really, capitalism was built on force. From the first enclosure of land in 16th century England to the modern imperialist wars.
Pls r8
>>78247618
>Zizek
>authoritarian
*sniff* hmm hmm like so...
>>78251495
hahaha ebin XDDDD
is there any saving me?
i moved further towards libertarian than the last time i took it
>>78260275
ebin
>>78246995
i thought purple would be stimulants
Before pol i was libkek with slight socialist tendencies now im a little better, thanks goys
Did I do good :)
>>78256649
dreamcast is best console
>>78251550
that's why the whole chart is retarded.
>>78245550
>using a two axis chart that was designed by libertarians to make libertarianism look like the only reasonable option.
Yeah, I'll pass.
>>78257551
What's a statist, and it that a good thing?
I am one according to that test.
Also an ENFP
What does that say about me, /pol/?
What can you infer?
>>78289292
>extrovert
Fucking normies
>>78289038
Why is democratic socialism and trotskyism so high?
>>78289233
Anyone?
>>78251550
Exactly dude, spot on
>>78260541
i got about the same, cool
>>78276749
I got an extremely similar position, I don't understand how my authoritarian answers placed me on the left side.
>>78246246
Japan and Australia belong in the bottom right, and UK belongs in the top left
SIEZE.
THE.
MEANS.
>>78250869
Its called National SOCIALISM for a reason m8
>>78246246
lol what? more like the total opposite for us
>>78289817
>Why is democratic socialism and trotskyism so high?
Cause however made it was a retard
ATTENTION...
SUPREME COURT BLOCKS AMNESTY!
INVADERS DENIED!
OBAMA'S ILLEGAL AMNESTY, DEFEATED!
>>78249914
Well, am I being detained?
WHAT DOES "A STATIST" MEAN?
>>78251550
>purple
>cancer
Sorry you have no discernible skills and can't handle the fact some people are more successful than you. Keep spreading those asscheeks for big government, though
>>78246995
yep pack a day
>>78245550
INTP here.
Does this make me a cuck?
>>78256741
>Ayn Rand for the libertarians
When will this meme end? Rand was an idiot who stated she disliked libertarians anyway. The Road to Serfdom would be a way better book to represent the ideology.
Eh, it could be worse.
So why is the word "statist" being used as an insult in the states?
>>78247853
Underrated president
I don't know why the authoritarian right is always linked intrinsically to racism.
Nationalism, sure. But race doesn't have to be a component of that. Just look at the US.
>>78246792
NO BAD BRIT
STAY
BAD BRIT
STAY
>>78251550
Bootlicking Scum, the government itself is the cancer that cannot be cured. We say we must change it, but in truth it must be killed.
New laws are made, that is the government's job. With each new law we become further from free. A government can only exist to expand its own power, not for the good of the people, but for the good of a few people.
Fuck u, I bet you voted remain
Rate me.
>>78294363
because there is not a single thing you can think of that needs to be funded by taxation
>>78295864
WHO'S
GOING TO
BUILD
THE
ROADS
O
A
D
S
>>78245550
Poasting
>>78295848
9/10
Touch me.
>>78246246
>Britain -commonly held as the forefather of bants- has worst bantz than America
>Australia not in the bottom right
>>78246246
>france
>not butthurt to the max
wow you triggered me like i can't even...
>>78251550
Literally this
I'm always trying to go Hitler, but I can't.
What do I win?
>>78249507
The test is basically made by jews and puts people way left of what the should be.
Make America Great Again
#Brexit
#Allthysons
>>78247915
Seriously underrated.
>>78245550
I take one of these every month and this question always pisses me off from the very start
>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations
so much assuming here
>>78301050
Why? The choice is between global capitalism and world communism for the future of mankind. That's just how capitalism developed, always seeking new markets. Lenin, Marx and Luxemburg were spot on.
>>78255578
>Left-wing
>All of these posts glorifying the right
>>78247618
Cut out the republicians in the LoGH, fix the description in green and this is golden
only chart you need
>>78259493
Maybe it is meant to be
feels pretty good right here
The political compass test leans more left than right with its questioning, keep that in mind all.
>>78261067
what is the test in the top right called?
>>78315591
It's the Murderous Villain test.
It's here >>78262018
>>78258132
>Introvert
You might as well be indian, but your opinion is irrelevant nonetheless.
>>78258362
Most accurate.
I just want one test that asks me if I think women should have the right to vote.
>>78252507
>>78252064
>>78251362
>>78250281
>>78246792
>>78246742
>>78246256
>>78289292
>>78286626
>>78285066
(((you)))
you all need to be gassed
hmm
>>78320401
looks pretty close to mine:
>>78254036
I need to add some stuff to this iirc
Half of these questions are retarded anyway.
>>78321561
Noice
>>78245550
>@)!^ anno domini
>Some people still don't realize that the "Left" and "Right" on this compass has absolutely nothing to do with actual politics
where would Pinochet land on this test? I assume authoritarian/right?
>>78295612
>the government
>not a capitalist innovation that formed a natural monopoly by cornering the self-defense market and then cartelizing against alternate forms of human organization
statism is anarcho-capitalism in action
>>78318779
LE LOOK AT ME MOM I'M LE TROLLING LE SHITLORD FAGGOT TUMBLR SJW KIKES ON LE INTERNET!!!!111!!! XXXXDDDDDD!!! I'M LE EBIN TROLLMASTER EDGY REACTIONARY ALPHA MALE WHITE MASTER RACE XXDDD I'M SAVING LE WHITE RACE FROM LE EURABIA AND LE FUCKING DUMBASS NIGGERS AND DEGENERATE FAGGOTS PUTTING AIDS IN LE FLUORIDE WATER FUNDED BY LE JEWS AND LE CULTURAL MARXIST KIKE BITCH FEMINAZI DYKES DESTROYING MUH PROUD NORDIC HERITAGE AND MUH FOUNDATIONS OF CIVILIZATION XXDDDD
how pleb am I?
>>78323960
Would have been almost infinitely better if the last panel had been a pull-back to reveal his "Che" shirt...
>>78246995
>Blue
>Alcohol
Needs to be a stimulant bruh. The Nazis ate amphetamines like M&Ms
>>78255578
We were born poor.
I think Spekr is a lot more accurate
>>78325076
wow, an INFP in the lower left corner who is a pretentious faggot, how surprising.
>>78325319
I think you're a bit angry, friend
>>78323492
Wow anon, so amaze post. Really
>>78253067
You're so cool how you have no opinions or convictions
>>78325076
You are a communist.
>>78326371
>being this mad about someone
>>78326371
Hardly, I simply support transparency, equality (insofar as ability to engage, i.e. anti-racism, etc, not monetary or class equality), and basic humanitarian checks.
I don't really mind capitalism or free-trade or anything like that, I just think people tend use it to exploit others, which is immoral
>>78325076
>FDR
>LBJ
>INFP
>WSJ
Am I white now?
>>78325076
>an infp exists on /pol/
>>78255050
The scale has been moved in recent decades, to be fair. I had the same thoughts.
>>78312451
this
>>78245819
rate
>>78329213
this is one of the most retarded things i've ever seen
>>78329096
I usually browse /lit/ and /his/
>>78330144
Too extremist, moderate yourself, friend
>>78245550
I'm voting for Trump.
I don't think this test is accurate.
>>78245550
ohhhh yes
>>78258362
>tfw I'm in the American dream category
>Republican Conservative
>Trump Supporter
>Capitalist
How does this happen?
>>78331400
I'm apparently an anarchist according to this "test", you might as well be taking tarot readings or horoscopes.
>>78330503
Sure you are, Carl.
>>78331629
Seriously. I think it needs a huge update with new questions. Some answers probably fuck your compass up
>>78258132
librarian cuck detected
>>78318779
leftists are smarter, its been proven. For the sake of the human race, alt-rightists shouldnt be allowed to breed
>>78318779
leftists are proven to be smarter. Alt-rightists shouldnt be allowed to breed
>>78332152
That's a good one.
Mmmm maybe its because I strongly agreed/disagreed only a few times.
>>78332385
>>78332152
Look up the average IQ in the nuremberg trials
>>78246246
>Russia not asshurt
>All those eastern european countries insightful
meh, probably right
>>78257551
>progressivism that close to captialism
lel holy shit this is a meme thread
like come on guys, its 2016 why are you not a right leaning libertarian yet?
http://spekr.org/
what did they mean by this?
