Name any issue and I'll tell you the solution.
>>78235937
death
>>78235937
Shitposting on /pol/
>>78235937
Niggers.
>>78235937
Small dicks
>>78235937
Violence in Mexico perpetrated by cartels
Let's see how much of a bootlicker are you
Invasive Africanized bee populations.
This world
>>78235937
Chinks.
canadian shitposters
>>78235937
Economic calculation without a market economy
>>78235937
My waifu isn't real.
lack of dubs
>>78235937
How would you solve the Israel/Palestinian border situation?
>>78235937
My virginity
>>78236266
>>78236111
>>78236255
>>78236266
:O
>>78236116
shitskins
>>78235937
my little roach is no breath and think he is dead?
>>78235937
airplane food
>>78236266
>>78236255
>>78236266
>>78236266
Nice
>>78235937
>>78235937
Coral bleaching in the Great Barrier Reef.
>>78236619
are all black people niggers
>>78236619
Should i rape and murder my ex girlfriend?
>>78236619
Will Trump win?
>>78236619
Will I get an A in my class?
>>78235981
Accept it.
>>78235984
>>78236202
Don't post in threads you don't like.
>>78236116
>>78236014
>>78236436
Don't let racists raise children, boom - no more racism.
>>78236074
Don't let them breed. Artificial selection will solve the problem in a couple generations.
>>78236075
1. If I understand correctly, drug prohibition is a big part of how they make their money, so get rid of that prohibition for one.
2. Kill'em. Just kill'em.
3. Breaking Bad was awesome though.
>>78236090
Once the 90s are over people will stop caring for some reason so...problem solved?
>>78236111
Program and launch a shit to go to a big asteroid and crash it into Earth. All problems solved at once.
>>78236216
This one actually sounds fun. Please be more specific.
>>78236255
Commit sudoku.
>>78236321
One of my favorites. Offer free evacuation to anyone who wants it, and inform them in advance that we are nuking the whole area out of existence, if they choose to stay and die that's their choice. Anyone smart enough to leave, help them start a new life. Nuke the whole area out of existence and let religious idiots fight over the deadly irradiated hellscape for their imaginary god.
>>78236326
Sorry, it's terminal.
>>78236640
Evolution will solve all environmental problems, it might take a few million years, but if a species deserves to exist it will survive.
>>78236619
Are Italians white?
Wow so I was just watching some tranny porn and the tranny could not get her dick hard and I figured its cause of hormones or some shit but then I go to this trannys twitter page and she has multiple pics of her with a throbbing hard large cock so clearly she CAN get hard
What the fuck ? I feel totally ripped off
>>78235937
>1 post by this ID
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>78236111
a SHIP not a shit. Funny typo though.
>>78236266
solved
>>78236417
>>78236535
>>78236510
thanks for the (you)'s
>>78236619
Will I ever get a girlfriend
>>78236961
no it's not look right here
>>78237034
also SENPAITACHI in my id
>>78235937
How do you harness the earth's speed in how fast it spins to use as energy?
>>78235937
World peace. Without killing everyone
>>78235937
IQ discrepancies between the races
>>78235937
What's the correct balance between freedom and law?
how to overcome materialism
>>78237365
kill everyone/everything except for yourself, then commit suicide
>>78235981
acceptance
>>78235984
delete /pol/
>>78236014
genocide
>>78236074
kill all men
>>78236075
lick boots
>>78236090
pesticides
>>78236111
kill self
>>78236116
genocide
>>78236202
delete /pol/
>>78236216
Trial-and-error market socialism
>>78236255
Get the balls to talk to a girl
>>78236266
Nice one
>>78236321
Nuke both
>>78236326
Have sex with something
>>78236471
Accept that your cockroach is dead
>>78236482
Walk there
>>78236640
Get rid of the GBR
>>78236815
Stop watching tranny porn
How did I do?
>>78235937
I'm black.
>>78235981
Embracing God
>>78235984
Mandatory IQ tests linked to tripfag accounts
>>78236014
Spend more money on education in lower class ghettos for a generation and theyll grow up to be educated while the adults will be dead or incarcerated.
>>78236074
Give a tax deduction for every man with a small dick to him and his wife
>>78236075
Government finding autodefensas to take cartel resources to then put back into infrastructure while giving every cartel member the death penalty
>>78236090
We need more bees desu
>>78236111
Get rid of anime
>>78236116
Have them manufacture toilets
>>78236202
IQ test
>>78236216
Barter system
>>78236321
Isreal gives a trillion dollars to Palestine to fuck off
>>78236482
Give every airplane a Wendy's
>>78237488
sup Hitler
>>78235937
atheism
>>78237351
It already is energy: kinetic energy. Harness it by sitting on the ground
>>78237365
End all wars
>>78237430
Get rid of all races except one
>>78237434
One or the other
>>78237463
Suicide
>>78237351
There was an episode of Futurama about this.
>>78237365
No killing necessary: http://www.vhemt.org/
>>78237430
Control breeding based on intelligence. There's at least a few smart people in every race. Then make sure those kids are raised intelligently. Mainly this involved not letting idiots make babies, and not letting bad parents raise children. To be fair we'll just not let anyone raise their own children.
Don't like the solution? Then deal with the problem instead.
>>78237434
Laws should provide deterrence against people being harmed by other people. I don't have the freedom to kill you without consequence, and vise versa. I do have the freedom to do whatever I want as long as it doesn't damage you or your property, and vise versa.
>>78237602
Kill all religious people so "not being" one of them won't need a specific name.
>>78237536
Suicide
>>78237602
Provide evidence of God's existence
>>78237922
Edgy.
Hope you're aware that would require killing all the atheists too right?
>>78238153
Incorrect.
>>78238193
Incorrect.
>>78237922
Race IQ one sounds good to me
>>78238387
Gadzooks! The uncounterable Rubber v Glue attack. I am slain.
How the fuck do I blow off steam with this constant barrage of negatives we are bombarded with every single day of every single hour in every single possible format known to man.
It is inescapable.
>Drive to work
>Turn on radio, NPR is shilling some bullshit, its either non-news or slanted bullshit with such infuriatingly obvious bias. What happened to unbiased enjoyable news?
>Change radio station, more bullshit.
>Get to work, coworkers all bitching about this or that, can't be happy about anything
>always try to be cheery at work, make the best of things
>Fucking coworkers always complaining about work, or x or y or z. It's always something
>Work my ass off and pay them no mind, just be cheery and happy to work
>Get some downtime, browse interwebz.
>More shit to be angry about. /pol/ makes me angrier every fucking day.
>Get home, turn on TV. Advertising overwhelms the senses, try to zone out and watch tv, but can't even suspend my belief because of all the pandering shows do to garner views from x or y or z.
>Fire up vidya gamez.
>Throw computer at the wall because my old smack addiction can't even escape this shit
anymore.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!
It makes me want to just zone out on drugs 24/7, 365. I know whenever I wake up I'll be dissatisfied with the world I find myself in.
>I'm in my own personal hell.
>>78235937
Turks
>>78238447
just be yourself
>>78238514
I solved racism earlier in the thread, just scroll up.
>>78238447
Suicide
>>78238514
Genocide
>>78237155
>>78238589
>I AM MYSELF AND I HATE EVERYTHING.
>lifes not that bad though, I actually have a pretty functional life you goddamn autist, stop assuming so much you stupid cunt.
>>78238750
>>78238847
Don't tempt me Mr. spook
>>78235937
You talk like a faggot and your shit is all retarded.
Boom! You're a fucking retarded faggot.
Boom! You're fucking retarded.
>>78235937
Every one of my friends have bought the line that Trump is a racist fascist. I can't say anything positive about him without being completely shot down and compared to a Nazi. How do I deprogram them?
>>78235937
Americas strangle hold on the world due to petro dollars and constant war mongering?
>>78236326
>craigslist m4m
>>78238836
go into escapism and what not, like waifus and hug pillows
>>78238995
can't
>>78238709
<Hurr, I'm edgy because I told someone to kill themselves on the internet.
How about making a post that resembles some level of uniqueness? You have plenty of neurons, but none of them seem to bump together in a pattern that resembles more than a fucking bot. I could literally write a program that has more personality than you do.
>>78235937
jews
>>78235937
Shit smells bad
>>78235937
>Name any issue and I'll tell you the solution.
OP's narcissism.
>>78239036
There has to be some way to get through to them. These aren't bad people. They're just misled and tugged by emotions. They've judged him based on slander and a biased media campaign distorting his words.
We need Trump quotes on pictures of Bernie with the fact that it's a Trumpism in small print at the bottom.
>>78239036
>Escapism is not possible. You can't just live in a world and expect not to partake in it at some point. Living in an illusory stupor is just a setup for a longer suicide. At some point you will break the 4th wall. After that you can't return to what it was in the same way.
>>78238995
Unfortunately, ignorance on an individual level is a very difficult problem to solve. You can raise the next generation better, but often once someone is an adult they're just how they are. Sorry not, he's going to win regardless unless Clinton send a hit man after him or something.
>>78239007
Unfortunately you can't solve that solo. You can move to another country so at least your tax dollars aren't funding the problem.
>>78239188
Remove sense of smell. That's an extreme solution, personally I'd rather deal with the problem, but there you go.
>>78239228
Kill most of the dumb people so I'm no longer so far above statistical average.
>>78239342
Will he win, or will they step up the smear campaign against him while simultaneously rigging the vote.
If we had honest elections I do believe he would win, but I'm not convinced the powers that be won't pull out every stop to keep someone who is not a puppet out of office.
Chris-chan's inability to get a girlfriend.
>>78239532
If smearing Trump worked he wouldn't be the nominee. He's pretty teflon. Rigging might work, it worked against Sanders.
>>78236619
Should we build wall NOW?
>>78239342
>You're not that far above average, bub, anybody could come up with your shit tier responses.
Why don't you lie about some credentials really quick so we can somewhat suspend our disbelief?
>>78235937
Problem: The United States of America
Solution:?
>>78235937
veganism being used as a factory that takes in people who never voted in their lives, and spits out into liberal voters.
>>78239667
Exactly. And I see Sanders and Trump as two sides of the same candidate. The media ignores and demeans one, they slander and smear the other. What they haven't understood is Trump's innate ability to use neuro-linguistic persuasion.
They make fun of the simple way he speaks, but he's clear and understood. They make fun of his repetition, but it sticks. I was walking past a sign that read, "The Best Spa in Town" and I thought, "Oh, Best, huh? Trump must own that." Every time he links a new issue to "So Important{" they all link together. He's so fucking good at this it's scary.
>>78236619
ECONOMIC COLLAPSE?
>>78240218
I notice you're from Australia, one of the world's two legitimate governments.
(A government is legitimate if it uses instant-runoff voting)
So might I offer the solution of your country getting off it's ass and fixing us? You're supposed to be the beacon of democracy against the bad guys. Do your job!
>>78240291
People can eat what they want. Try to counter them by offering people meat and reasoned conservative views.
H ow do I get rid of my insecurities and depression
>>78240291
Lol. Nazareth. I grew up in the town they're from. Their guitar tech owned a guitar shop which was awesome..... but he was a space cadet and he went bust. His shop was called "strings" but he never had any guar strings in stock for fucksake
>>78235937
Islam.
>>78240507
Honestly? It's probably too late. Sorry. I don't know the specifics, which is why I say "probably." Maybe it's not, but...probably it is.
>>78240298
Oh, speaking of which, Scott, you around? Where should I go, what should I read, what should I watch to learn persuasion to your level? I can catch the fundamentals, but I want to know more.
>>78236619
Cancer?
>>78235937
This entire thing is fucked up.
Do you have some sort of "final solution" you could share with us?
>>78240399
I suspect you're beyond fixing. Leave the sinking ship while you can!
Unless you'd like to help us make the US our seventh state?
>>78237554
>spend more money
We've been dumping the money down the drain there for a while now friend.
>>78240679
Program and launch a ship to go to a big asteroid and crash it into Earth. All problems solved at once.
>>78240574
Yeah, it guess it is to late
>>78240723
I would fucking love to help you do that. I can't even get Americans informed on instant-runoff voting. I clearly can't do it on my own. If Aus takes some action I will support it.
>>78236748
>none of family is racist but I became one after arriving at the statistics
Your plan already failed. Niggers are still a problem.
>>78239070
Read the title of the thread. Suicide is the ultimate solution to your problem, seriously. You don't have to take that advice, but there is no other way that you can eschew the "constant barrage of negatives"
>>78240828
If you have problems CAUSING the depression I might be able to solve those, but if you just are depressed naturally, that's just your brain. You are your brain.
>>78240778
>crash big astroid into earth
We fucking broadcast our earthing homosexuality into space already. How the fuck is destroying earth going to delete all the shit we've transmitted into outer fucking space?
>>78240995
But if we don't let bad parents raise them, future generations won't have niggers, they will have humans of varying skin colors who were raised right.
>>78239322
it's only a temporary step to self healing, that or take the breadpill
>>78241050
The EM signals we produce are very weak, it probably won't get to anyone. It'll all just be part of the background radiation.
>>78236619
am i a fag
>>78235937
If every problem whose solution can be quickly verified by a computer can it then also be quickly solved by a computer?
Mom keeps telling me to mow the lawn just because I don't have a job or go to school but I'm fucking 24 I'm not doing chores anymore that's for kids
>>78241012
>Suicide is the answer to everything, since whenever you die, your perception of it all ends immediately as far as we know. Why don't we all just kill ourselves instead of posting in this thread?
/thread
Honestly all I want is an easy way to blow off steam when I get sick of all this shit that won't cost me a lot of money or time off work.
>If you actually read my post, you'd understand that.
India no Poo in loo
>>78241362
She never got your permission to create you, so technically she owes you. Your life is her fault. If not for her you wouldn't exist. Creating you was technically a non-consensual act, forcing you into a situation against your will.
>>78241359
Everything is "quick" on a long enough time scale.
>>78241471
Well if you wanted a solution consistent with your morality/evolutionary will to live, why didn't you just ask for one? Have you tried knitting?
>>78236619
Is there still hope?
>>78241947
Knitting?
>Why the fuck would I do some gay shit like that?
Do you really think it's a moral/evolutionary compulsion? If I had to guess, I'm just riding along the next dopamine kick the same as the rest of us. Most don't want to get off the the tracks. Why would you want a permanent halt to perception anyway?
>>78236619
Will pone every get gud?
>>78242475
>Why the fuck would I do some gay shit like that?
Maybe to blow off steam?
>>78236748
>Someone asks how to deal with the nigger problem - OP responds by calling them a racist
>Thinks God isn't real
>Thinks evolution is real
Shit answers, shit OP, no one wants advice from a fedora fag, you are not smart even though you think you are, gas yourself.
>>78244666
Tell me what you think the word evolution means
