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Dale isn't redpilled. He's more like /x/ then redpilled.
He's constantly searching for a conspiracy but he can't even tell he his getting cucked.
>>78233258
Honestly I think hes more /k/
>>78233355
>memorized instruction manual for an Abrams tank in russian
>owns russian milsurp NVGs and hearing equipment
>cares more about his milsurp and his guns than being cuckolded
Yep, he's /k/
>watching cartoons
kys
>>78233500
sounds about right
>>78233258
>He's constantly searching for a conspiracy but he can't even tell he his getting cucked.
literally every poster here
>>78233355
>>78233500
Yeah he really is /k/.
Anyways, this dude, Ray, was pretty redpilled. Unfortunately his road never really was on the right road. Just the fuckin way she goes, boys.
Cole Phelps
>>78233557
>living in canada
k
>>78233993
They gave him way too much attention in season 6 and 7
"Those who want to live, let them fight. Those who refuse to fight in a world of eternal struggle, let them die."
>>78234014
That's the same mission where Cole tells a Jew he's going to the Gas Chambers.
Pic related, best of both worlds.
>Proud of his race but not too much
>Brilliant fighter and tactician
>Fights for what is right: family, friends, planet
>Merging of polar opposites for balance in all things
>Forgiving but justice will be done.
Dictator Alfred
"That is you. That is reality. No one in reality will ever love that, I know it.
But the Playhouse loves you.
So why don't we go back to how it was. Forget we've been sodomizing you and you can remain in ignorant bliss. You know, 2 +2 is 5 and, all that jazz."
>>78236959
Low tier
https://youtu.be/iNHvOW5PPQE
>>78233076
>>78233500
Oh yea, that's right, Dale is the definition of a cuck.
Able to see all the conspiracies in the world except for the glaringly obvious one in his own home.
>>78237017
You are a heretic
>>78236959
>wages a galactic war literally for "muh feelings"
>>78235495
Kenshin was a cuck.
>>78237291
If he didn't wage war people would think he was lame and it seemed like a bit of bantz so he went for it
>>78233076
cotton was more redpilled
Delita Reporting in
>>78237385
>people would think he was lame
No he just had hundreds of thousands of young men killed instead.
>Predicted the Nuclear Chinese Banhammers that would rain on America
>Knew the NCR and Legion were doomed to fail
>Planned to unilaterally rule New Vegas w/o concern for "muh rights"
>Robot sex-slaves
if he only he could accept it
>>78234091
OH FUCK
https://youtu.be/knIroVvPZU4
>>78233258
>He's constantly searching for a conspiracy but he can't even tell he his getting cucked.
sounds like your average /pol/tard.
Honorary white.
>>78238517
Shit forgot the image
>>78237540
Tough... Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God.
>>78233076
He's literally cucked by a native American.
>>78238705
“Most people have to act the roles given to them. Then again, most of them haven’t even noticed they’re acting."
Wew lad I miss redpilled games like this, Tactics and Tactics Ogre are some of the best games I've ever played.
>>78237812
>>78238517
>>78238577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4A1haySbx8
I still can't believe they actually let this air
>>78239073
>there are 3 things which strike fear into the heart of a nigga
>A WHIP
>A NIGHTSTICK
>A JOB APPLICATION
>>78235634
Yeah and during the whole interrogation he was playing the victim even though he killed a guy
>>78233721
Except the people here cuck themselves.
>>78233076
Dale literally gets cucked by John Redcorn and doesn't even realize it
the behelit is even read
>>78239244
can someone please explain that guy? I've seen him before
>inb4 back to plebbit
>>78235495
I agree, he saw the future of japan.
Pic related as well.
>>78237738
>>Knew the NCR and Legion were doomed to fail
He doesn't know what will happen. The events following the clash between NCR and Legion are unknown.
>implying anyone watches this show
>implying anyone outside of /tv/ watches this show
>>78239622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kXZPxpu7dE&index=22&list=RDwSkVMq0nMrE
>>78239831
seen every episode.
>>78233076
Agent Bill Wilson
He was a big guy.
>>78233076
>JEWWWWWWWWSSSSSS
>>78234152
Up until 3 where they ruined everything anyway. Just replace "Reapers" with "Muslims".
>>78233076
Literally cucked by a POC
>>78240210
>only one who sees problem with something
>no one listens to him
>usually ends up being right about said thing
>no one gives him credit for being right
He is basically /pol/
>>78239961
thanks anon
Captain Mal Reynolds from Firefly was redpilled AF.
So redpilled he became the pill itself
>>78236778
it honestly baffles me why goku didn't fight bills as Vegito, fucking strongest mother fucker there is.
>>78233076
he's litteraly raising his wife's son while she's with her boyfriend
>>78239482
>>78240235
Constantly pointing out problems is pointless if you don't have a viable solution to them. Many /pol/ posters believe it has to start from the top down. Same goes for /r9k/. They believe that all the problems in society have to be fixed by changing society rather than adapting to the conditions. That's how so many people like us end up cucking ourselves, we let society intimidate us and come to fear it.
Its not Dales fault he is being cucked. He just decieded to marry a hot bitch and assumed she loved him. He litterally cannot fathom that she would fuck other dudes because he assumed that his chick is loyal. Really cuts me deep thinking about it. Bitches are cold.
>>78242871
>ron is a fictional character
>you will never drink a 100 year old liquor with ron
>you will never have a boxing match with ron
>you will never go deep sea fishing with ron
>ron will never be your dad and teach you important life lessons
>you will never innawoods with ron
>you will never watch the world burn with ron
why live
>>78243692
Just like /pol/, he's perfect.
>>78243722
>we let society intimidate us and come to fear it.
>I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever known.
>I've been hearing about this punk JoJo. I'll straighten him out if you can tell me where to find him.
>Make it last. I killed homeboy out by the tracks.
Nobody deals with dindus better.
>>78244025
What's worse is the guy who plays Ron is a filthy gun grabbing liberal. You can't even imagine that meeting Offerman would be similar.
The ultimate red pill
Swallow it whole, commie scum.
>>78233076
Crazy to the point that he looks almost /x/ but he knows at least glimpse of truth of the city
I personally think he is a good representation of /pol/ as well
Kekcrock obviously
>No one remembers the scene where he beats up 50 merchants in a bank
>>78241215
>tfw in Giant Monsters All out Attack they find out that Godzilla only attacks Japan because he is filled with the angry souls of people murdered by Imperial Japan.
>>78233076
Any and all space marines are red pill as fuck man.
>>78235795
"The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me."
This guy for sure
>>78248495
>mfw I remember this had kids skateboarding to school in the 90s high diving each other saying "Bro, Hitler was Hella rad, he totally did nothing wrong!"
All he wanted to do was obtain the corpse of Jesus Christ and use it to deflect all negative things away from the United States and establish it as the center of the world, effectively making america great again.
I cant believe anyone here hasnt mentioned herbert moon. He practically is the first /pol/ack https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9hSEwy8ZORc
>>78233076
Hank is a generic American /pol/ poster
Dale is a /k/-/pol/ who has swallowed too many red pills
Bill is just /r9k/
>>78248495
the pool level always gets me...
Kazuhira "Only the master race will step foot on this base" Miller
>>78250018
>that's why there is a triangle on the money
Holy shit, I say this all the time. Forgot it was from this game.
>>78254838
There's a Jewish Star on it too.
>Based Psycho Pass
>Most /pol/ approved anime humanly possible
>>78233258
Consider this: he loves his child ( even if it isn't his) and his wife pays most of the bills, he chose not to care. Why would he?
>>78238577
Are you a nigger? because you stole my post
Is Kreia from star wars redpill?
>>78256795
Bariss offee was more redpilled
>realizes jedi's dont really give a shit about balance
>they keep wanting more and more political power
>even in the middle of the war, they stiff actual tactical advantage over personal vendetta
shit, she didnt even have to do much convincing to win asoka over, she just let the jedi leave her in the dirt
not technically fictional.
based on a real person.
>>78256309
It really is the best anime I've ever seen.
>>78257525
>TFW Obiwan kenobi never got a happy ending
>>78258206
Sure he did. He got to pass on the Jedi ways and come back as a ghost to see Luke fulfill his destiny.
>>78258206
He honestly never deserved it
>doubted anakin from childhood
>as he ages, lets him have his temper tantrums and run off without penalty
>risks missions just so Anakin can go do his bullshit
>Puts jedi tradition over duty when the Princess is involved
>pretty much hands the princess to the Mandalorian rebels because he didn't want to get involved in their politics
Qui'gon should have kept his dumb ass where the force incarnates lived
>>78258138
Zachary Comstock from Bioshock Infinite
>>78242871
>Ron Swanson
Didn't he wife up a middle aged hag with 2 kids after his 2 previous wives divorced him? He's what the left wants a red-pilled man to look like.
>>78256503
its hinted dale is a contented cuck and know about everything
>>78242871
oh shit this its sad that he's a cuck irl tho.
Does anyone remember Mr. Floppy? Possibly the most red-pilled character in tv history.
>>78248070
Speaking of Fallout, why whenever we have these threads nobody mentions based Frank Horrigan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzO54anEkMI
Step aside kids, let a real man show you the power of the redpill
>>78233076
this pic is hilarious. because King of the Hill is the most culturally subversive show that has aired on television. Hank Hill is the most conservative guy you can think of, and all they do is put him in scenarios where his values are subverted and he comes out thinking "hey, maybe this isn't so bad after all". whether it's drugs, nudism, or having a sexually ambiguous son, Hank is slowly but surely being blue pilled to accept all forms of degeneracy.
>>78259370
>first episode is how Hank resists local govt's controlling power and invasion over child rearing and over-the-top invasion of privacy
What?
>>78233258
Eric '' fully redpilled" Cartman.
>>78244677
Which ending did you go with?
>>78259797
The episode about ninjas/isis is the perfect depiction of cartman. If you call that redpilled, well, as you wish.
>>78256503
not surprised this post is from a kraut.
>pride of his race and heritage
>blows up planets for fun
>wifes up the richest girl on earth
>yamcha_cucked.jpg
>starts a traditional family with kids
>not a wageuck
>works towards constant self improvement
>>78259370
I disagree in that I believe hank Hill's traditional conservative mindset would triumph 9 times out of 10 in the early seasons. At some point though I would agree with you. As in the later seasons we see hank advocating for environmentalism, and working in a hippie co-op, and doing yoga, etc...
>>78233993
If you watched the latest season, you'd know he was actually cuckolded. He was the Dale of TPB
>>78260286
Too bad he mixed races. Out of necessity, but still.
>It's run by a big eastern syndicate you know
>>78233076
Jerry was pretty red pilled.
>>78260423
Isn't that psychopass?
If so, the villain was far more red pilled.
>>78243241
They dont have fusion earrings on tap. Plus they want to achieve their own strength.
>>78243758
She does love Dale though. After season 3 she stops cheating on him and falls back in love with him. She just had a hard time staying away from that Native Cock.
>>78260423
>implying Makishima isn't twice as redpilled as Kougami
>>78261184
I thought George is the red-pilled one. That's why he can't adjust to societal norms like everyone else.
>>78260286
Not to mention Vegeta is a Sayian supremacist. He believes every other form of life is inferior, even in the new series.
>>78261631
They both are, but Jerry doesnt let shit bother him like George does. Jerry doesnt care what people think about him and George cares what everyone thinks about him.
>>78250018
Funny thing is that this game also had the world's first brony, being Jeb from that one mission.
>>78233557
damn dude your cool
Embodiment of /pol
>>78235807
degenerobot
Megatron from transformers
>wants slave labor work force to fix his planet
>wants to rebuild his home for his people
>doesn't give a fuck about any other species than his own
>deception ideology was to step away from the primes(ruling class) and have equality
>Megatron trampled that idea and became the deception dictator pretty much cucking the ideology itself
>>78260711
There is sensible environmentalism, and there is communism... which is the majority of environmentalism you see today. Yoga is just fancy stretches which Hank did because it was the only thing that fixed his fucked up back. Hank taught the hippies that profit wasn't bad and is needed for running a business, even a co-op.
But yea.. you are right.
>>78233993
way of the road bubs
Ave.
>>78250029
What about Boomhauer?
/soc/?
/s/?
>>78263440
Boomhauer is a ranger, so probably /k/ or /out/.
>>78258095
>protestant
DROPPED
Pretty much Trump but in orc form
Make the Horde Great Again
>Calls the niggers and terrorists of the show degenerates and criminals
Too bad the actual show is shit
>>78254788
Underrated post
>>78257919
Underated post
Underrated post
Underrated post
>>78260423
I already posted Makashima earlier in the thread who was far more redpilled.
>>78257919
Well memed, friend
>>78239244
So fuck you Texas Fuck the lone star state
