>hear a tiny beeping noise behind you
>this rolls up at 2mph
>"s-s-s-s-sir d-d-do you know h-how f-f-fast y-you were... um... g-g-going?"
>what do
run
>>78203445
He built it himself with some children as an after school club to race it for charity.
Activate fake license plate switch and drive away.
Police cars in my city are Dodge Chargers with ramming bumpers and assualt rifles in their cruisers. Granted, our wealthy city is in the Detroit metro so they need to cleanse the spilloff.
Do Americans have soapbox races?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE0mkjEXkjA
>>78203445
>2mph
Don't think so, thing looks quite speedy to me.
>>78203445
oh no it's the cuck police
>>78203445
>pull out my glock .40 extended clip
>cock it back
>he throws his pencil at me for his weapon
>shoot him 22 times witn my hollow tips
>back up
>run his retarded ass over
>get out of my car
>shit and piss on his remains
>set it on fire
>drive away and cook some scrambled eggs
>>78203815
He meant 2 km/h m8.
>>78203924
>AMERICAN ATTACKS CHARITY SOAP-BOX DERBY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UZqRahKx78
>>78203924
subtle eggs
>>78203924
>clip
666
>>78203445
Finally a man that can (try to) arrest Koksal
>>78203445
Words are like bullets...
>>78203445
Careful it is equipped with assault wheels
>>78204066
i know right wtf
pray to allah he doesn't find the butterknife and spoon stashed in the engine compartment
>>78204222
czeched
>>78203445
i would beat that guy half to death then call the cops and play dumb saying he was impersonating a cop and i had to restrain him to do a citizens arrest
during the onslaught i would yell "stop resisting"
>>78203756
Yes, also pinewood derbies
>>78203504
A FUCKING le5E4AVf
>>78204271
hey thats my job
>>78203445
shoot it and put it out of its misery.
>>78203445
The funny thing is that this is a standard car for the rozzers
>>78204553
kek
>>78203445
Britain is such an embarrassment
>>78203445
kick the cart over
>>78203924
>"heh, nothin personnel officer"
>>78203445
tip it over
>UK
>>78206219
maybe one day
>>78203669
Dodge Chargers give me a boner. '69 and '70 were the best year models.
>>78206219
>you will never be shot by a gypsy
>>78208016
>you will never get shot by a favela dweller
Get on our level
>>78208383
What's it like at night?
>>78203924
> t. Postal Guy
>>78208763
What's what like at night? The favelas?
Pretty dangerous i'd guess, i've never been to one, here's a pic of the biggest favela in Brazil at night if you're curious
>>78203445
I have him arrested on 4 counts of possession of a babby killing bicycle tyre with intent to terrerism.
>>78203445
God, Britain, it's like you go out of your way just to be adorable.
>>78203445
Pray
