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https://twitter.com/ElizabethHurley/status/745605008012546048
Whore
>>78203397
Based, she's pretty hot too
>>78203596
>beta cuck
>>78203674
maybe 20 years ago
>>78203751
Nope still hot. Most girls become trolls by 35 or so. She is looking fine.
Should've offered to take the pillow away if we leave desu
>>78203596
Faggot
I'm glad she's voting for leave but does it bother anyone else that women always have to be half naked whenever they try to make a statement? It's so obvious that it was an opportunity to get naked for retweets.
>>78203397
FUCKING NOICE
Those legs alone should be able to secure the #Brexit.
>>78204376
She's only famous because of her body so it's not particularly surprising that she's still using it.
>>78203397
based liz
>>78203674
>dat first boner when you saw her in Beddazled.
>>78204376
>It's so obvious that it was an opportunity to get naked for retweets.
Exactly, based Lizzie is bringing everything she's got to the game for the CAUSE
A true patriot
She's just looking for PR and isn't relevant enough anymore to get a payday from the Jews to shill for Remain.
Seems like they can fix all of these old woman's bodies but their hands. Maybe we can get a muslim to cut them all off.
>>78203397
My seed belongs in her womb
>>78203674
>>78203751
Good LORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOsVhbfGitU
>>78203397
racist cunt
>51yo
>would still wreck it
The mark of quality.
>>78204625
That's a good way to look at it, fellow chink.
>>78203397
Degenerates that agree with you are still degenerates.
anyone else wonder if she takes it in the brown?
how is hurley still hot
>>78204612
dem slag tits
>>78204867
Was previously married to one Arm Nayar. Either she isn't racist or she has good reason to be.
>>78203397
I've fapped to that whores picks dozens of times over the years. She's aged like fine wine. Boxed wine in her case, I imagine, but even so. Fucking sexy.
>>78204612
The first bitch I busted a nut to
Bill Clinton got to fuck that. She's so damn fine.
>>78203397
Loaded magazine was the tits back in the day.
>>78204612
I know that feel. I also dropped a load to that.
>>78203596
Cuck
>>78205409
I wish I could remember who the first whore I came to was. May have been Jennifer Jason Leigh but I don't remember exactly.
>tfw she will never fuck you, why even live
>>78205425
you have to wonder why hugh grant went to go worship a black tranny's feet. She must be one cold slut in bed.
>>78203751
Burger, please...
>>78205004
>mfw I can hear this entire Dr. Pierce Speech in his voice in my head.
>>78205573
or he is just another fucking faggot.
Hurley and Weiss gave me many fetishs regarding brit women.
that one scene in bedazzled when she was a giant also helped my giantess /vote phase.
>you will never discover gurochan.net for the first time again.
>>78203596
Go back to tumblr and cry there
>>78205616
You just know she fucks like a champ, too. Goddamn.
>>78203397
Welp, guess I'm #MentallyHill now
Please help me spread this video of David Cameron demanding the EU referendum from Gordon Brown.
Disingenuous fucker.
https://youtu.be/ztcz6kGdxv8
>>78205793
these are by far best fap era pictures bc the Jews never knew we'd have this tech and could zoom in on labia.
By far best piece of ass ever to come out of UK.
POST YFW WE REMAIN AND THERE'S A TERROR ATTACK NEXT WEEK BY ALLAH SNAKBARS
>>78205569
Dude, that's GILF territory. Wtf
Based british whore
>>78205704
>tfw no gf
>>78204612
>remember cumming with the force of a thousand suns to her
>>78203397
Fuck yeah, I love Elizabeth Hurley.
>>78205616
Reminder that Liz Hurley is 51
Fifty fucking one.
>>78204785
That bloody beady accent makes me want to create a gigantic armada and invade the British Isles!
>>78203397
i would merk her pussy
>>78205885
Jesus Christ. Even without makeup and through a zoom she's a 10. BEfore photoshop, girls actually had to have the entire package irl. She did.
>ywn get pissed on by a 25 yr old liz hurley standing over you
why live?
>>78203397
this is now the Brexit theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP6UNEQIHLg
Reminder: she was engaged to this guy
>>78204612
The movie with JUST Fraiser? Yeah I never even though actresses were hot until that movie. Elizabeth Satan is best waifu.
>>78206173
>5'9"
>no tits
>no arse
Total beanpole.
>>78203596
Everyone hates you, you fucking pussfag. Go back to being a virgin and living in your parents' basement.
Everyone loves Elizabeth Hurley, both men and women. If you don't, then you're either a faggot, like fucko right here, or you're a jealous female who's an ugly landwhale.
She's sexy as hell. Definitely a dime.
>>78206173
I never got the thing with her. She's tall and probably a good fuck but no elizabeth hurley.
What the literal fuck is a whinge?
>>78203674
>pretty hot
She's in every straight man's top 5.
Tina Fey
all of the emma's
chloe
liz hurley
jessica biel
anything else and nigga you gay
>>78206436
whine and moan
>>78206346
literally a queen
>>78206242
pleb
>>78206346
>ahmed mad she's taller than him
>>78206423
she's just really fucking pretty compared to the rest of the UK grills
>>78205409
Good taste kid.
>>78203596
butthurt mohammedan migrant detected
>>78206469
>Tina Fey
nigger, please. she's a NY housewife. Not liz hurley goddess tier.
"She's" not a woman, she's a MAN baby!!!
Yeaaaah...
Lots of closet homo's in this here thread bruh
>>78206469
>Tina Fey
What?
Matter of factly,
>your list
Your list is a piece of shit.
>>78206436
Its British for "whine"
>>78206469
>tina fey
wtf.
>>78203397
BASED
YOU FUCKING BRITBONGERS HAVE ONE JOB
YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO CRASH THIS CÛCK UNION
DO IT
>>78206295
triggered.
Around what time do the results start coming out?
Will there be a livestream? Thanks Britbrahs
>>78206587
>not enough money for good food
>enough money for fucking jewelry through her lip
>>78204612
Heh I remember how I fantasied her while I was little, god she was so fucking hot back then and still hot
>>78204612
This is one of my all time favorite movies. I loved that little outfit. Hot damn!
>>78206295
JUST
>>78205812
I thought gurochan got closed after the huge amount of cp that got posted.
>>78206888
>Around what time do the results start coming out?
Check in around this time tomorrow or a few hours before and we'll have an idea how it's going.
>Will there be a livestream?
No doubt. Every news channel will be covering it. This is bigger than a general election.
>>78203397
>Based
>Acting like a whore to get attention
So this is what it has come to is it?
>>78204612
I see I wasn't the only one.
>>78206421
>Ad hominem as disagreement
Sure is lefty scum in here. Maybe try having an argument or even an opinion next time.
>>78203397
I NEED to succ n fucc her footpussy.
>>78204612
even now
>>78204612
I am home
>you'll never see a hot milf lesbian scene with Elizabeth Hurley and Lucy Lawless
why even live
>>78203397
>>78204612
>>78205425
>>78205569
>>78205616
>>78205704
>>78205848
>>78205885
>>78206037
>>78206173
>>78207237
>>78207275
>>78207334
>>78207404
>>78207457
fuck you guys for making my no fap difficult
>>78204867
there is nothing wrong with racism kike
you are not gods
no one is equil
>>78207275
Disgusting! BUILD WALL!
>>78207156
What the fuck did I say wrong, faggot? What has your butt aching this time?
>>78207510
>Hugh not holding up his side of the bargain
>>78204612
That scene is the reason I have a thing for that kind of skirts.
She is SO fucking hot.
>>78207510
She looks really good in these desu.
>ywn never snort coke off liz hurley's ass on a yacht moored in Monaco and pop viagra and go on a 14 hour fuck binge until she passes out.
why live?
>>78207490
>why even live
There's still a chance.
>>78207599
>Disgusting! BUILD WALL!
This.
>>78205704
kek, love how Zeus is staring at her crouch
>>78206621
>>78206682
>>78206790
idk why but I wanna fuck her bad
>>78206002
>british humor is the best humor
It is though.
>>78207969
Tina Fey also did a gross commercial for visa where she talks about hemmroids that was a complete gross out. A girl should always have her own bathroom and never mention shit in any form.
>>78205616
I honestly think pictures like this are the reason /pol/ fixates on dumbass 18-21yo college chicks and rags on older women
>tfw Liz Hurley approaches you at a bar looking like this, oozing confidence and starts hitting on you
>tfw shit slowly fills your pants
>>78203397
I'm Anglo-American and I'm Brexit too.
>>78207510
>Hugh lost her because he decided to fuck a nigger prostitute.
What a fuckhead.
>>78205425
Loaded was one of the first early victims of 4th wave feminism.
>>78208377
They broke up like 5-6 years after that.
>>78208555
Nah. It was a victim of internet porn. I know that firsthand.
>>78203397
wanked to her a lot
glad she is bi.b.
>>78208377
And here she is, ladies and gentlemen...
>>78204612
God she is perfect.
She was hot in the 1990's
But like Britain now, she has passed her peak.
Vote Remain
>>78208766
>"Just fuck everything up."
>>78203751
Sorry dude, I'd still hit it... at least she's prettier than most of the whale we have in our generation... probably has less cock mileage too, and to say that about an actress that is really telling for our generation
>51yo
Just utterly spectacular genetics
B L A C K E D
>>78208998
Oh Ireland, you're such a card.
>>78209359
c-can i have tendies p-please
>>78209359
I just want to lay face down in her funbags for like fifteen minutes.
>>78209536
Thought that was Idi Amin
>>78209222
making shit up in your head provides no fucking "telling" information about about anything but what a raving mong you are to do so.
Jesus christ you've fallen so far up your own ass that you'll never see daylight again.
She's litterally the only Brit that ages well...the rest of you buggers look like fucking turkey necks by age 35
She has a teenage son
>the fucking bantz that kid must have to put up with
>>78210016
Oh god, can you imagine what is must be like to have a mother that beautiful?
Not only has every single boy he knows jerked off to her movies at least twice already, he probably has as well
fuck talk about a Oedipus complex
>>78209359
Imagine her as that aunt your mother hasn't seen for a long time and she comes over from another country to visit you for a few weeks in the summer...
>>78210232
I know a guy who has a sister who is model-tier. He ended up gay. I don't know if it was anything to do with people every single day in school telling him they'd bang his sister.
>>78206893
and cheeto hair dye
>>78210311
I don't think myself that much of a beta but that would be one of the times I woul go "Y-you t-to."
>>78206231
God damn
>>78204785
>Liz Hurley asks you if you're flirting
>fucking spaghetti everywhere
>>78203397
She should buy ads on London busses and use this picture to spite the Caliph
>>78203397
> celebs are allowed to voice their opinion as long as its tbe same as mine.
You fucking idiots would be telling her to stfu if she was against it, you all are pathetic hypocrites
/r/ing that panty shot form bedazzled
>>78204612
Same.
That dress that had the slit in it, too
>>78212162
So? Everyone is a hypocrite.
>>78209724
Well fuck, who would have thought I struck a nerve with a Cucknadian.
Just smoke your weed dude and leave the bants to us ok ;)
>>78203397
I always did think Liz Hurley was a solid piece of British pure-blooded totty
Would shag, baby
>>78204785
YEEEESS
As a kid, I always wanted to bury my binglybong into her vagguloop. You feel me Birtbongs?
>>78206469
>Tina Fey
>not Jennifer Aniston
>>78214048
>I always wanted to bury my binglybong into her vagguloop
not
>I always wanted to plunge me todger inna twat
>>78203596
Spotted the muzzie
>>78204612
Wow. She was 35 years old there.
My wife is 36 and well on her way to diabetesand probably a stroke.
>>78214515
>You're a disgusting slob
>You're a cuck
pick two and only two kouhai
>>78214515
>well on her way to diabetesand
I read that as 'diabetesland'. kek either way
>>78208377
Agreed, but he would have lost her anyway. She's been around and around and around since then.
>>78203397
>you have 26 new messages
>h-hey Liz, just wondering if yo-you're still interested in that bedazzled sequel
>>78203397
ugh, why do they allow these pictures in the UK, she's projecting such an unhealthy body image towards young children!
>>78205704
the male conundrum summed up in one pic
>tfw no older, thick, sultry woman to take my virginity
>tfw you'll never the bar raised to astronomical levels thanks to a MILF riding you to bliss
I-I'll b-be okay g-guys
>>78214851
>diabetesland
Also known as the South.
>>78203751
Still hot as fuck.
>>78215468
>tfw the second time I had sex was with a MILF
she didn't take my virginity but she might as well have considering the shit I did with her
>>78203397
Dem legs ho lee fuggggg
>>78209359
Looks like my friend's mom. She's also exactly 51.
I constantly tell him jokingly that I want to bang her.
>wants to leave the EU
>is based
WTF?
What next? Knowing that 2 + 2 = 4 will be a based thing?
>>78215862
Lmao
>>78203397
Fuck me
She's still alright for her age, isn't she
>>HNNNNNG
>>78217500
>alright
Dude, she's 51. How many 51 year olds do you know that are not only passably bangable, but also still ridiculously hot?
>>78203397
>https://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/donald-trump-accused-of-raping-13-year-old-in-federal-lawsuit/
I love her
i have been in love with her since austin powers "sigh"
>>78204612
It's like a trip down fap memory lane, god bless you elizabeth hurley
what time do we get the result of the vote tomorrow?
>>78217934
oi vey, let me insert an anti-trump story into a fap thread when bill clinton rode on this jew's private jet 40 times.
>>78211642
You mean Suqdiq Khan?
>>78210464
Probably not.
>>78218264
The actual result won't be known until maybe 4 or 6am here which is 12 mdinight/1am EST, Might be and hour or so earlier if it's obvious one side has won.Scottish Referendum was called at like 4:30am
Why is everyone posting old pics of her?
Here's a recent one
>>78218677
>4 or 6am
*5 or 6
>>78203596
first post worst post
bugger off faggot
>>78203596
fpbp
she's a whore you can tell
>>78218748
dank meme lad.
>>78206469
>Chloe
If I wanna stick my dick in a fridge I can walk into my kitchen.
>>78204712
Shut up, Tic Ric.
>>78218677
fuck that isn't soon enough!
im hype as fuck
are there any exit polls?
>>78219249
yes
remain:0
leave: 0
>>78219249
>are there any exit polls?
Nope.
>>78217500
She's more than alright. She's still a definite would fuck. Like I wouldn't even hesitate. she hasn't even dropped from a 10 to a 9.5.
>>78204544
Like all the other women, nothing new here
>>78219361
kek
>>78219371
so used to the primaries where shit is called as soon as the polls end
>>78219530
>so used to the primaries where shit is called as soon as the polls end
It'll make for better bants and threads on here with everyone staying up late as fuck.
>>78203397
Nice.
Britain can be great again. I believe in you guys!
>>78206469
great bait faggot
>>78219679
some of us have jobs :P
if i get up to pee in the middle of the night i'll prob stop and check the news
>>78217934
Those multi-tiered roadways look both amazing and terrifying
>>78204612
she's so hot i can't believe she's british
>>78204376
>but does it bother anyone
>>78205616
>Fat bloated feet
Disgusting.
>>78209359
I'm less than half her age and I would marry that
>>78219601
You're a tard
>>78220135
She's almost 3 times my age. (18) and I would nut in that.
>>78220314
Go bin a knife, Abdul.
>>78220788
I fucking hate this country.
Elizabased Hurley
>>78204612
This was a time with now internet. I just discovered fapping and it was so hard to find more of her yet alone her name.
>>78221303
Anon, please. I have family visiting.
>>78206295
Warnie's a fucking legend
>>78204612
Why is she walking like a man?
>>78222013
she's trying to walk with authority
>>78203751
You can't even get a gf and you're ripping on a woman that actually takes care of her self?
Go on and watch your refugee cuckhold porn...
>>78220788
Buhahahhahahhaha!!!! A shitty steak knife with no tip even? Get fuckin real Britan...
Hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>78203596
Dude, she is pushing fifty and I would still lick that ass like it was ice cream. Fuck you.
>was with hugh grant for 13 years
>was with a loo for 7
>>78203397
That's a cougar whose butthole needs to be licked.
>>78219475
Not true. Michelle Obama is famous - and it isn't for 'its" body
>>78205543
Pretty sure mine was sports Illustrated kek
>>78225184
and her one kid has a jewish dad
>>78220788
#ban tactical butterknifes
#save the children
>>78223607
>L-L-London?
>>78210311
I wish I lived in doujin dimension
>>78217130
Sounds like a weekend project for you then, anon. :^)
>be interested in politics entire life
>be into hot girls as long as I remember
>be mutually exclusive
>then current year
>spend more time on /pol/
>can no longer keep separate
>now aroused by politics
>type this post
>swype suggests Applegate and Fuentes during
>empty buckets
>not a robot
>post
>>78205793
This
>>78205848
>>78205885
>>78203397
Dude fuck yes
>>78207873
I love me some nips on my face.
>>78222013
She's high-t. You can tell by the way she behaves in interviews.
People don't expect it, but being high-t doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be physically unattractive as a chick. In fact anon, there is nothing on god's good earth greater than a sexy af woman who is also high-t. And this glorious British goddess may just be the finest specimen of her generation.
No wonder poor bastards fall in love with her and never get over it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2305056/Tom-Sizemores-betrayal-Liz-Hurley-reveals-year-affair--Hugh-Grant.html
>>78203397
based Hurley
>>78206469
>all of the emma's
Roberts > Stone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Watson
>>78206893
And hair dye, and tattoos....
>>78206587
Brits... I have a sincere question. Why does it seem that your media is very focused on sympathy stories. It's like the main angle your reporters take on every subject, no matter how bizarre or unbelievable.
Is there some cultural component I'm not understanding?
Pic related, little Oliver can't ever eat a chicken nugget.
>>78220969
Vote remain
>>78204612
>tfw have dropped literally dozens of loads to this scene and the scene where she makes out with Brendan at the start
>>78205616
Still damn amazing.
