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Political compass thread.
No summerfags allowed.
>impossible
Explain
>impossible
ok sheeple
>>78184230
You can't fund a state when you have no taxes
>>78185396
It's the left side of the spectrum. What makes you think there's no taxes?
Okay
>>78185396
I don't understand how so many people still support this Oxymoron
If you get anything but my exact coordinates you are a retard and you should kill yourself.
>>78185485
Taxes aren't libertarian, they are an exploitation of the workers too.
>>78185485
He meant to say that there can be no taxes when there's no state to fund.
Or something like that.
Anti feminist socialist here
Feminists get the gulag in my society, tendies for all
>>78185396
Same applies to the libertarian far-right, yet only the bottom-most right is marked "inconsistent", which is a much less harsh condemnation than impossible. And it's retarded to cut out the entire square, I'm pretty sure marginally left leaning libertarian centrists are reasonable people, for the most part.
>Inconsistent
>>78185634
You're misunderstanding the whole thing. Reread the original statements responded to and then look at the OP image again.
>>78185618
Too left wing, go home Commie fag.
>>78185698
The only Communism that is even legit at all is National-Communism. Get your weak shit out of here.
>>78185396
people could donate money to a state without compulsion
>>78185871
This.
If you're not gonna be a based right-winger then you better fucking be authoritarian as fuck on the left
rate bitches
also don't be fooled, I'm a huge clinton shill. I went door to door for her and even donated some cash! Center right for life!
Left corner centrist here.
desu
>>78186607
disgusting
>>78186344
Since when were progressives on the right?
What are you /pol/?
>>78185698
wow kill yourself anytime
>>78186666
Jesus Almighty, you're right. I am disgusting.
Your digits have convinced me to be more rightwing.
>2016
>not being a Mosleyite
>>78186802
perfect
I made this Test three Times now. When i came Here, i was a Liberal. After that, i reached Authorian Left. What the fuck am i doing wrong? It looks like that i never will be right.
Taken this several times and I'm always square in the center
>>78187040
Being 'right' on the graph means being a neocon. It is a measure of economic leaning.
>>78186969
Can you post links? I don't need political compass or the villain test.
>>78187104
take the test with conviction you coward
>>78186969
>>78187229
I'm interested too, I know I side with but the others as well.
>>78187232
YEAH THERE'S ONLY ONE WING OR THE OTHER
fucking idiot
>>78186969
>murderous villain test
I try to do it but for some reason the page keeps fucking up and pushing everything to the left.
>>78187310
Hey Stalin
>>78186673
I'd say Liberalism and Progressivism should be swapped. That way Progressivism is in the dead-centre, not doing anything.
Having one sided views on things usually leads to ignorance of not bothering to learn the perspectives of the other side
Center is the only path for a decent human being
not kool enough apparently.
>>78186969
ETERNAL
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>>78187229
>>78187322
https://uk.isidewith.com/
isidewith.com
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
>>78187890
thanks <3
>>78187890
Did save the results page, but I got this tasty motherfucker.
ITT: c a s u a l s
>>78186344
Proud conservative reporting in. Check 'em.
>>78185871
If you mean Ceausescu he was breddy stronk
>>78186901
nah
I'm deeply disappointed in myself.
I guess my stance is "impossible".
lol.
>>78184165
>inconsistent
What?
Rate the trajectory of my maturation.
>>78184165
>>78189014
Not impossible, just retarded.
Don't judge please.
The only way to be
>>78187581
>>78185637
Libertarianism doesn't mean there's no state- these strawman arguments are utterly pathetic.
Then again, fascists and marxists consistently have low IQ's- I shouldn't be surprised.
>>78189137
That image triggers me
>>78189014
Actually tho wtf
>>78186969
you're me with a bit more spine
>>78187581
Implying any argument that comes out of the left is worth listening to.
Center means you don't have the balls to have a strong opinion about something.
>>78187890
>http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
>>78184165
rate me, I said that immigrants can never truly integrate, that races should stick to their own race and some races and cultures are superior to others. And I got this
Fixed the labels
>>78190648
I said the exact same stuff and got >>78186387
>>78189014
It's okay tripfag, I'm impossible too.
>>78184230
Libertarian principals are antithetical to collectivism and no matter how you slice it the farther left you go the more collective you get.
>>78189014
Considering i made that test a year ago, i redone the test and it seems i have shifted slightly to the right.
>>78189290
I guess.
>>78185396
>>78191192
Leftism =/= collectivism
The idiot SJWs are authoritarians.
Political Compass is garbage
>>78185698
>Tendies for all
>fucking Brawndo level economic planning
>>78191544
Link? Reverse image shows water...
>>78188534
Fuck off Israel
>>78191724
isidewith.com
>>78187416
Stalinism isn't that low
I'm a marxist-Leninist
>>78184165
NON-DUPLICATE REPLY
Can someone explain why it's inconsistent to be a right libertarian?
>>78184165
"No summerfags allowed", he says as he post the worst meme political test.
aaa it's summer and the impossible meme is back
>>78192088
this
>>78185485
>>78185599
Because if there were taxes it wouldn't be classed as libertarian
I am not a nazi
Voting Trump and hoping Brexit wins. Also fuck feminists.
>>78184165
Bottom half masterrace here
Live and let live
>>78190228
Welcome to Reddit, friend :^)
>>78193148
>implying
>>78192088
This burger gets it.
>>78184165
Individual liberties are very important but we must also remember the reason we have a government at all is to unite against external threats and serve as an arbiter of the highest courts. The nationalist and the libertarian can be merged if one understands that in order for libertarian principals to be defended or take root there needs to be certain catalysts in place which the nationalist see as a common goal.
in short one must be wary of wielding centralized power but be swift and sure when he does.
also only people with a stake in society should be able to vote.
-no women
-nobody on welfare
-requiring military service to vote might not be such a bad thing
>>78184165
this political map needs a z-axis that comes out and pokes you in the eye
we'll call it the 'alt-right axis'
>>78193301
That face is smug as fuck.
>>78187040
You just want to fit in with the worst board of 4chan so keep repeating memes and vote for trump, you'll be fine
>>78190945
>step on
how can the creator put so many fancy words in yet still give the snake the necessary coercion to be justified in defending itself
>>78191843
Which poll did you take? I got these, interested to see where I stand on all the topics
>>78191935
sorry but
>>78189753
btfo you before you even posted
>>78188087
National socialism is authoritarian (national authority) and left (collectivist society).
>>78190945
Left anarchism may be impossible, but a government can be both minimized and left-oriented
imagine a govt. whose only functions are military and social services. a society both libertarian and leftist, no? certainly one more manageable and less intrusive than most first world govt.'s today
>but what about the roads
the roads can be contracted out or built by the communities who need them. it is all about the community. if you lived in a small traditionalist farm town you would see the strength of the voluntary community. in an area where the govt. doesn't give a fuck about the people, it is the community who comes together and makes their town liveable for their common good. there is no need for coercion. it is in basic human nature to undertake projects that will improve your own life. autonomous communal living is not only efficient but self actualizing and rewarding.
the biggest problem left libertarianism faces today is overpopulation. global community is an oxymoron. we are alienated from our fellow man and frankly do not care about those with which we share so little. why should our lives be serving and dependent on those so alien to us? if we could know and care about our neighbor we could give ourselves to them freely and eliminate the unnecessary elements of govt. in a tight community, you do not need police, you do not need any of the extraneous elements of govt. that regulate your lives because you and your neighbor can do it for yourselves.
>>78192088
This living burger knows what's up
>>78186344
> natsoc on the opposite end
> progressivism on the right
is this b8
>>78194461
I don't think they have more than one poll. Did you expand all the topics to get all the questions?
>>78195186
Maybe not, I'll go back and check. Thank you fellow burger
>>78187581
Having central views on things is usually the result of not bothering to learn the perspectives of either side.
B T F O
normie scum
>>78186969
BEADY ANGLO EYES
You are fucking retarded if you managed to stomach the entire test and didnt notice anything wrong with it.
This political spectrum is also outdated and worthless.
>>78192088
>be /pol/ack
>not be edgy faggot
>>78193279
you forgot the last step
>>78191823
>Trump this far up
wtf
>>78184165
>over half of libertarian side blacked out as impossible
>all of authoritarian still in tact
yikes.....
i want bootlickers to leave.....
>>78196315
no need for authority for that
just do it
Constitutionalist
Libertarian
Trump supporter
Anti-feminism, anti-SJW
Anti-Islam
Vote Leave
>>78196685
It's impossible because you can't have socialism without the government enforcing it.
Meanwhile authoritarianism is something that can actually exist, no matter if it's good or bad.
>>78196685
>implying authoritarianism has bounds
>implying collectivism is compatible with personal liberties
no
boring
>>78191950
Cause OP is a fucking faggot and make the rules.
>>78188548
>>78188771
>>78189742
>>78190749
Band together lads, there's too many statists ITT
>>78197049
you'd be perfect for government, can be bought off by anybody
I hate the compass so much. Doesn't seem accurate, it always pulls leftist towards libertarianism. I don't get the villain thing, but I filled it out anyway. Didn't do I side with because filling it out with a socialist mindset makes me look like a kike, and I'm probably voting for Tump regardless.
>>78185396
>missing the point
>>78197735
>>78196462
Clearly the personality match is a bust.
>>78197735
Link to the bottom test?
>>78186607
Why hello there
>>78197975
It's alright comrade, you will see the world through my eyes eventually.
>>78198171
just scroll up >>78187890
>>78184165
I am in the Liberalism category based on the last 5 tests I took. I don't even know what that means. But I still like to say niggers and shit.
>>78195266
My nigger
Anarcho-capitalism isn't inconsistent at all. Its problem lies in the weak social structure.
t. fascist
>>78186802
Libertarian Right pic reminds me of Max Stirner.
If you're not even in the purple you're wrong.
OP can suck my dick. Private companies operating outside the jurisdiction of nations are the future. You guys can hate all you want. I'll be smoking weed and having sex with eastern block whores on my google barge.
>>78184165
Couldn't being leftist libertarian simply mean liberal stances socially and not economically? Taxes don't pay for legalizing gay marriage or something
is this bad? different from the last time i took the test
>>78199020
You're just a hippy of the right. You will get BTFO by a militaristic nation.
Accurate?
centrist master race.
>>78200377
enjoy getting consumed by whoever comes into power, wishy-washy faglord.
>>78185882
>ms paint
>Authorian left
>not impossible
>"b-b-b-but real communism has never been tried before!"
>>78188534
for once I agree with the jews
>>78200613
Yugoslavia did pretty good. There just needs to be more Titos in the world.
>>78186344
>ultra-anarchism
that sounds hardcore
>>78201663
Yugoslavia is more the exception to the rule.
Communism flopped in pretty much every other implementation.
>>78186802
10/10
>>78202901
Cuba would've been well off if it wasn't an idiot and defied the USSR like Yugoslavia. I mean the issue is that people think that the same formula will work in every single country.
Gonna sound like a faggot, but was that a bait post? Do you have some silly chart to share?
ayy
>>78203494
Even if Cuba didn't piss off Russia they would still fail either due to Russia failing.
No Russia means no free money from the Kremlin.
>>78189753
fuck off with the mspeint meme
I'm apparently impossible. I don't think this test is all that accurate, I'm not actually a dirty hippie.
>>78204256
that seems backwards left/right
>>78203991
I meant that they should've more actively deified the USSR like Yugoslavia did. I'm sorry that was unclear. And yeah I get it, 20th century communism failed, but socialist uprisings will keep happening anyway. Why? Because capitalism creates angry, alienated workers.
> right on top of Milton Friedman
anywhere north or west of this position is garbage
>>78184165
Is dis gud?
>>78199987
> tfw balls deep into the autism zone
10/10 accurate
>>78205364
i like you
>>78192088
pretty much this is completely right and you are correct actually
>>78184165
>believes in freedom in all matters both social and economic
>inconsistent
Hiding behind a US proxy isn't enough to hide who you truly are, you dumb leaf.
tfw you're the most right wing on pol...
>>78192665
it's libertarian left, which is new-speak for commie retard.
Which i guess means they don't technically believe in taxes, but only because they pretend a collectivist society can be maintained without the use of force.
Alright guys I cracked political philosophies. You can stop making charts.
>>78205825
mein brother (>>78204980)
>>78205923
fuck you! joseph stalin is no cuck!
Fuck these "impossible" memes.
>>78206479
not impossible just retarded
>>78205923
not bad leaf
>>78185511
Which test is this one lads?
>>78205923
Most accurate one.
Will I come full circle or go full Fascist?
Only time will tell
The political compass test is very basic though, there are numerous issues It doesn't touch on, someone of which I have very right wing opinions, but also some others which I have some left wing opinions.
>>78206355
>manlet
>ever not a cuck
rate me
>>78206614
It might be this one: http://politics.beasts.org/scripts/survey
Though I'm not sure, I forgot.
>Should all authority be questioned?
>"I mean, yeah, don't be an unthinking machine."
>gives me anti-authoritarian points
Wtf political compass
Also, being meh-multiculturalism but anti-nationalism apparently gets you shifted way left.
What can you guys tell me about my position? Am I in the clear?
>>78204980
>>78205825
So /pol/
We have the Governor of the Central Bank and the Chancellor of the exchequer (Treasurer) positions sorted.
Any takers for Defence, State and Supreme Leader? We could form a /pol/ cabinet
>>78205825
Not even clo- that's actually pretty close. I didn't realize the bongs still had free marketers.
>>78207172
typical 14-year-old with communist fantasies, basically listens to this play-list all day long: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL740C8C049CAB2EB5
Did I dun gud, /pol/?
>>78207278
Yeah politicalcompass.org seems a bit biased, the questions are pretty loaded.
>"haha how could anyone become nationalist after being an ancap"
>mfw it starts happening to me
>>78207340
Sieg Heil, kamerad.
>>78207163
He had 5 kids if not more and went from vor v zakone to leader of most powerful nation in the world. How many do you have? What have you accomplished?
a little old, but I've not changed much
>>78207589
Thatcher would be proud.
>>78184165
I like nanny state, corporate regulation and civil liberties.
>>78207660
I think anyone on any position on the compass could or could not be a nationalist; it just means a bias towards the definitive members of your country and / or the ones who are already there.
>>78207836
If he's so great how come he's dead?
>>78208083
>Stalin is dead meme
>>78207710
Sieg heil, Brudi
>>78208276
Just because commies are autistic 12 year olds with imaginary friends doesn't magically revive him.
>>78208096
YES LADS
This is mein
>>78207340
You're retarded.
>>78207548
I feel like I'm the only one left on this God forsaken island anymore burger.
If the brexit fails, you'll have to take in old dad, I'll promise to try not to make too much noise and I'll sleep on the couch. :(
>>78208447
How so? And before you try bullying me please show me your compass.
>>78208083
Two words
>jew doctors
>>78208722
Holy shit what is all of that and where do I get mine?
Is this good?
>>78208370
I'm not 12 nor autistic that would be your defining traits mu favella nigger.
The test is fucking bullshit, I'm basically a fucking neo nazi, that thinks all mudslimes and LGBTwhatever creatures should die, and it says I'm halfway leaning to left.
>>78208931
You have to copy and paste all this shit from 100 different websites and put it in one convenient picture you can shove in people's faces.
>>78209143
You say that but then how would i know you're not an autistic child and thus your self diagnosis is not trustworthy?
>>78209259
It's fun dude. Most sites are biased anyway so the more you use the less likely they are to color your ideology or whatever.
>>78209259
Why only post one political compass result if I can post that plus much more? Talk about efficient and convenient right?
same as it ever was.
>>78208722
Link to IQ test? And was it a real one / a good one? Some are unreliable. I took a real IQ test and got a 122, but this was years ago. Wondering if it would be any different now.
>>78209457
And yes its kinda fun if you like doing these quizzes and shit
>>78209638
http://test.mensa.no/
Whatever test I take I pretty much end up on the spot where they'd also put Thatcher.
>>78209457
The way I said it sounded a bit negative I must admit, but don't get me wrong, I'd love to make gather as much of this information about me and put in in one file.
>>78209638
And its probably the best one you'll get online and for free, but it is online and all so take it with a grain of salt.
>>78198379
Eureka, a person with my same beliefs!
>>78208460
There certainly aren't many of you m8. Even your "right-wing" parties worship your NHS.
is this good lads?
Drifting ever more to the right.
>>78190228
>>78209068
Perfect 14/88
>>78209375
You can trust me if you don't believe me that's your problem. As for you how do I know you're white and not some monkey in a suit shitposting on this north korean propoganda switchboard?
I've gone farther up since the last time I took this
>>78210073
If i wasn't white I wouldn't be speaking english
>>78209250
This, it really is a bad test. ISideWith isn't perfect either, but it's at least closer, if it exists for your country.
Political Compass puts basically everyone in left-libertarian and has fucking retarded questions. I've tried to fuck around with the test a lot of times, and it's pretty hard to even get in to certain parts of the map.
Not to mention that the entire idea of a 2-axis "political compass" is stupid as fuck.
Grant me the validation I so desire.
>>78184230
People that don't understand the compass think this.
Left and right is financial, up and down is social.
So if you want a minimum wage for the poor, while supporting free speech, that where you go.
It's not impossible.
>>78191135
are you me?
>>78210484
Fuckin commie
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEE
>>78184230
You can't have wealth redistribution and government-backed morality of tolerance (ie, making gays, blacks, muslims a protected class that you can't discriminate against) without a government to enforce it.
The only way left-libertarianism (or anarcho-communism in its most drastic form) make any sense at all is if everyone is turned into ants or bees or another eusocial worker drone insect species
I was green a year ago. How times can change.
>>78184165
Moderate masterrace checking in
>>78184165
There are only two major political principles: authoritarian and individualist. Authoritarian systems are those that, in principle, dictate that the will of the state (or the collective, the tribe, or some higher power) should supersede the sovereignty of the individual. By contrast, an individualist system is one that defends individuals against initiations of force.
Anarchy--and this includes anarchocalitalism--claims to reject the notion of a state and instead places the use of force in the hands of what always reduces to mob rule in practical terms. As such, they are defacto authoritarians, even if they claim otherwise.
So-called "mixed systems" fall between these two mutually exclusive political frameworks and are merely inconsistent applications of them. Mixed systems always gravitate toward one side or the other, depending on the ideas prevalent in the culture.
>>78207589
You done good, a chara
>>78210484
A god among men.
>>78184165
you need another dimension for NS
a flat board is 2 false dichotomies.
nationalism vs globalism
this niggardly graph is full globalism
>>78209942
Jaysis, Lucinda would be proud
>>78208027
T. Leaf
>>78211518
Thank you for providing such a selfless service to the Mobile crowd.
T. Leaf
anyone have that test from that thread a few days ago where you had to set tax rates too? forgot the name
>>78210776
>treidtobehitleronpoliticalcompass.jpg
>>78192088
Saved and posted in my thread
11/10
>>78196210
this is the one
>>78212037
Well time to dump my political compass folder
>>78184165
is this cucked?
>>78196462
what site is this?
>>78185396
>can't fund a state when you have no taxes
that's why you also have no state
>>78212681
>No German WWII helmet where Hitler should be
I'm ashamed of my isidewith results, because I got 84% Gary Johnson, 76% Trump. I'm still voting for Trump but seriously, kill me.
>>78209068
yeah mate
The problem with authoritarianism is that it has to be your exact brand of authoritarianism.
>>78186969
THIS
mosleyite fascism is fucking god tier and an excellent way to redpill normies towards fascism because of how he seeks to incorporate parliament into government and normies still like democracy.
the fucking beady anglo meme pisses me off, mosley is fucking based and he loved britain.
Give it to me straight /pol/.
>>78213037
Cucked with assertive philosophies. Fedora tier.
>>78214826
you are probably a girl
>>78215228
What makes you say that? And no, not a grill.
>>78207660
I used to be a l socialist and have gone full fascist. Only national socialism can save humanity.
>>78184165
i have shifted further right recently
>>78215636
Queen Victoria is what you all want right?
>>78195025
that is actually where natsoc belongs but not progressivism
>>78215636
I'd say this is accurate
>>78208722
Holy shit. You are autism incarnate.
![75e1db9d7d131df9a34ef1e6443f565768950d495ada649a46ffda78bd8d05e8_large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/arwnf8z.jpg "75e1db9d7d131df9a34ef1e6443f565768950d495ada649a46ffda78bd8d05e8 large[1]")
>>78210484
THE ONLY GOOD RED IS A DEAD RED.
REMOVE COMMIES
Rate me /pol/
>>78195618
Hello Milton Friedman
![chart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/X1ytiyv.png "chart[1]")
![CropperCapture[4].png](https://i.imgur.com/aCIlk4k.png "CropperCapture[4]")
