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Ayy lmao, 1 hour 30 minutes to first contact
http://firstcontact.world/
First Contact is a playful saying for a virgin going to have sex
>>78021932
Alright, Vladimir.. There's more sanctions heading your way.
>>78021932
>inb4 the message is from some jew dressed as an alium trying to sell snake-oil products
>>78021932
I AM NARGAL FROM THE INFOPLANET
BUY BY WATER FILTERS
>we come in peace
realy mex u fink, huh?
>>78021932
Fuck man, I'm not trying to put up with no god damned aliens shit. I'm sick of the god damned lords of karma and their bullshit. Why didn't them assholes just let us remain as cavemen so we could be humble. Fuck this shit.
Someone explain this shit.
Im on mobile and the stupid live ticker garbage is blocking the whole website.
>Offline! - Trying to reconnect...
Damnit Zoltar, get your shit together
what is this shit?
>>78023179
Shitload of Europeans are visiting a site claiming aliens are about to save them from themselves or something like that.
>>78023168
>Why didn't them assholes just let us remain as cavemen so we could be humble. Fuck this shit.
But that's not entertaining
>>78023531
Elaborate
Who are these eurocucks?
Why do they think they found ayy lmaos?
>>78023664
No idea what this shit is. Guess we'll find out in 1 hour what they're trying to sell us. ayy lmao
>>78023664
There is a live tracker that shows real time country and city visits to the site. It's mostly Europeans. The site is really basic and just makes some very basic claims.
>>78023179
OP is shit posting
We have the technology to traverse the cosmos in the blink of an eye, but we can't change the default font selection on MS Paint.
>>78023664
The better question is why you would call a man a cuck because he is European
when the fuck is it going to start?
which hale bop comet am i supposed to jump on
>>78024999
TRIPS
>WHEN DOES IT END!?
>>78023179
probably some viral shit for independence day rehash
>Registrant Name: Alfred Steinecker
Registrant Organization:
Registrant Street: Niederreutern 1
Registrant City: Bad Griesbach
Registrant State/Province: Deutschland
Ayyy more muslims for germoney!
>>78025455
Excuse me? Come again?
>>78025455
>Steinecker
>Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
>Come in peace
>inb4 the ayy lamos tell me to give up my guns
I will be the one to ignite intergalactic war
remember to praise gorloj friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIamzBSNzHc
>>78026108
Fuck no. He can kick space rocks with his hippy hair cut.
function getETMessage() {
$.ajax({
url: 'http://46.163.66.215:11001',
dataType: 'jsonp',
type: 'GET',
timeout: 3000, // sets timeout to 3 seconds
success: function(data) {
//************************
//Show message to user
$('#ajaxETmessage').html(data.etmessage);
},
error: function(err) {
//Try to reach time server again
alert('Message not available, yet!');
},
complete: function(){
}
});
}
>>78026181
say that to my face faggot see what happens
>>78025536
He ran a whois on the domain.
It's the details of the person who owns the website.
is this supposed to be real or something and why the fuck does it still say im offline
>>78026316
>46.163.66.215
HYPE
Y
P
E
Really looking forward to the ayy lmaos.
>>78026561
>The Message to Mankind will be directly addressing everyone at the same time.
yeah, totally legit.
>>78026316
Did you think JavaScript works in posts or are you just retarded?
>>78026754
Ivan is probably drunk
>>78021932
>shady site
Check
>Stupid timer
Check
>"habiddingg!!!" message.
Check.
This kills the thread.
10 MINUTES
>>78026930
Doesn't it make you curious though? Who made this site and to what purpose? Just to troll?
AYY LMAO HYPE
>>78026754
>>78026914
This script from the site and it gets the message.
>>78027057
source ?
>>78027165
http://firstcontact.world/
check the timer
AYY LMAO HYPE
>>78027234
It says 0 0 0 0 0.
>>78021932
7 min until Putin opens Cheget?
>>78027234
Days Hrs Min Sec
0 0 0 0
>>78026754
>>78026914
burgers at their finest
>>78027255
>>78027276
maybe banned in anglo
3 MINUTE HYPE
They want to invite us to their Cosmic Society? Does that not mean they have contacted the admins of the server beforehand?
>Vote Brexit to stop illegal aliens from taking our jobs.
>Questions & Answers tab
>someone sat down and wrote all that bullshit
damn
>>78027255
>>78027276
Same here just stopped about 5 minutes ago, just say off line trying to reconnect.
>>78027412
>tfw ayys genocide all the anglos for their crimes against the aryan race
>>78027537
Ayy lmaos need better hosting and IT services
works fine here
01:30min left
>>78027605
BLOOD
L
O
O
D
1 minute
Are we dead yet?
>>78021932
fuck off we're full
1 FUCKING MINUTE
Are the Ayy Lmaos in need of refuge?
GERMANY WELCOMES Ayy Lmaos!
Fuck off space niggers, we're full. You can crash on Nibiru if you want with the reptilian bros
>all muslims dies
Based ayy
>>78024251
the same reason you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
really makes me think
>>78021932
blyat
HOLY SHIT IT STARTED
>we come in peace
mudslimes from outer space confirmed
>Another non happening
Boy I was sure this was the one, oh well. see you at BREXIT guys :^^^^^)
Real question is:
when do we skype with Ayy Lmaos
>tfw aliens relied on niggers for tech support on first contact
what is this shit lol
it`s gonna be a screamer.
>>78027862
Aliens are obviously using TalkTalk wi-fi because it won't connect in the UK.
>>78027820
GUIZE ANYONE ELSE JUST FEEL THEIR VERBATUM PITCH SHIFT!???111?
GOISE PLOISE MY TRAMPET-THERMOMETIZER JUST REGESTERED A BING
OH SHOIT
>>78027862
>tfw it's real
please dont be a screamer.
im a watching a documentary ?
>>78027894
>>78027953
just muted my sounds
come at me ayys
I'm pretty sure an advanced alien civilization would have better video compression software
How to I stop the space nigger site from saying "offline - trying to reconnect"?
>>78027953
It will be a screamer or DEEZ NUTS or some shit i guarantee it.
>>78027980
I have mine on 5% for the sake of it.
>>78028032
Indeed.
HOLY FUCK THIS IS REDPILL MATERIAL
OH SHIT REQUIEM FOR A DREAM ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
THEY ARE AMONG US
>>78028032
check your compression privileged bipedal mammal
>>78028035
you cant stop trying to appropiate our happenings ya burger
they will save us !
>>78027892
ayy lmaos about to red pill us hard
So it's just a very long video about shit we're already seen with some calming music.
Annnnnnnnnnd now it's playing requiem for a dream
AYY LMAO
Fuck you ayys, I didn't want to watch your video and be a part of your glorious space empire anyway.
>interrupted my pokemon episode for this
I swear, Requiem for a Dream is in 99% of the videos about those extraterrestrial fuckers.
>>78021932
>lemme get IP's for my botnet
You're idiots for clicking that link.
>>78027862
I CALLED THEM DOWN TO THE BIO-SPHERE. GROUND CONTROL To MAJOR TOM, I CAN FEEL THEIR VIBRATIONS. CONTACT IS IMMINENT. JESUS IS BACK.
>Offline! - Trying to reconnect...
no knowledge for me
This is why Aliens havent contacted us yet. Congrats people *Sigh*
>>78028193
>watching pokemon while ahmed and jamal are impregnating 14yo swedish girls on a daily basis
but why
>>78028120
SPANIARDS
happening again
>>78028183
what video
>>78028193
How do I breed a good ditto
>>78021932
>http://firstcontact.world/
takes 5 min to open the fucking site, one would think ayy lmaos could afford better servers.
FUCKING AYYS ENOUGH OF THE DRAMATIC SHIT
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT OR FUCK OFF I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY JESUS FUCK
I would actually prefer this being a screamer.
itsfuckingnothing.zip
Do i get a 10% discount on my next probe after i watch this?
the ayys are bluepilled fucks
first muh hunger in africuh and now muh global warming
What if, were not meant to understand the message but it's in the video?
>>78028274
Because i can
>>78028286
Just inject it ;^)
wtf! I hate humanity now
>>78028283
I don't know, the website took ages to load then a video started playing showing the world, animals, life then humans and wars, wasting food and skinny africans and fat americans and then it started playing the song "requiem for a dream", now it's playing a violin tune and more animals.
its down for me, post screens whats happening
this is gayer than the pile of men having sex on south park
griffith ?
>>78028471
You aussies are getting redpilled to fuck.
IT'S THE TIME
GAS THE LMAOS GALACTIC WAR NOW
UFOs alert
Guys.
I looked at the site code. It's just this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut07nKS2xKw
wHAT DOES THE WHITE DOVE MEAN?
so where the aliens at?
>>78028471
wow that's pretty gay
here we go
THE MESSAGE IS GOING LIVE NOW
Guise, AYYs are not very good in hiding their shit. It`s literally several videos from YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/naj0tQAsRm4
What's the meaning of this autism?
>Alfred Steinecker
>Stein
Alright it's nothing
>>78028544
So, should i kill myself now or what?
>Choose language
>English language is American flag
Are you triggered yet?
aliens cant into basic frencg grammar lol
>>78028544
>Stein
Lol, every time
>>78028544
very bad animations.. I dont even want contact with those ayylmaos, they are unskilled hacks.
gtfo ayylmaos
WTF IS THAT IN THE SKY
LOOK OUTSIDE
>>78028544
>Alfred Steinecker
checks out, what a waste
>>78021932
fake and gay
PLEIADIANS
U SUCK
WE NEED MORE POWER
>>78028696
For you ANZAC's it's quite obviously the Imperial Japanese Navy and their Air Force.
>>78028696
I knew you were joking but you still made me fcking look at the sky
>>78028750
WE NEED ADDITIONAL PYLONS
>>78028696
OMG, what the fuck is that bright yellow glowing thing??? it seems to radiate heat, is this the end?
im starting to get a really gay religous vibe from this.
>>78028696
HOLY SHIT!
Aaand now it's a powerpoint "You gonna wake up now; no more darkness, etc."
>>78025455
(((Steinecker)))
>>78025418
This tbqh famalam
>>78028819
HOLY FUCK I SEE IT TOO
SPACE TANKS IN 30
>tfw i have nothing better to do than watching this poorly translated shitty video
where did it all go wrong
>>78028426
Where do I learn how to inject? Does it have negative consequences?
aliens are fucking hippies ?
>>78025455
ayyyy lmao
Will I get an alien gf soon?
Pls.
Sounds gay
>>78022368
NNNNG RRRRAAAHHH. LIBERAL MEDIA. LIES. BUY THIS. FEEL THIS. IT MAKES ME SO.... MAD. ALIENS ARE OUT THERE AND THE LIBERALS AREN'T TELLING US.
I wonder what sauce goes best with ayys
>>78028903
>Where do I learn how to inject?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+inject+pokemon+after+update+
>Does it have negative consequences?
No, None that I know of
>comes from the other side of the universe
>cant make proper translation
ayyy
post ayyyy lmaos.
Humans have launched the United Nations Grand Fleet in a last ditch attempt at taking out the Ayy Lmao.
Wish the Grand Fleet luck.
>>78021932
if they are alien refuges and they want to go germany im done
>TFW we are ready for new era
wow aliens are so gay
is this the latest thing to discredit Brexit?
Will the ayys come out in favour of Britain remaining in the EU and swing the remain vote to 85% ?
Fucking hippies.
/thread
>>78029176
Interdimentional womynz
Aliens are faggots who wasted my time
when is the screamer coming
why does it say "offline trying to reconnect" help :(
>>78029176
>>78029408
no burgers allowed
space wall when
Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
>>78029273
:-DDD
OH BOY I GET TO JOIN A CULT
NO WHAT THE FUCK DESTROY US DON'T MAKE PEACE
FUCKING WIPE US FROM THE EARTH PLEASE
>>78029404
I will laugh very hard if there will be screamer.
>>78029444
>aussie
>posts nigger dick
wtf, why are aussie obsessed with nigger genitalia?
http://firstcontact.world/
what the fuck is this message
>>78029311
if Aliens came down and demanded we remain in the EU, Brexit would be guaranteed.
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
You can crash on the moon if you want.
it's obbline :((
I sat through it.
This is what the site says now.
Too lazy to translate.
The Jews are to blame for the destruction of Earth. The Ayy Lmao told me so.
>>78029680
tldr?
>>78029680
>[email protected]
Gonna write a letter and ask for a gf now.
Someone should do the "4chan writes a letter to aliens" thread.
>>78025713
Kek
>>78029773
Thanks.
I was worried that i had to sit through it again, if i would have changed the language.
>>78029789
Will you post your message and results, if anything comes back?
>>78029789
this
>>78029680
>telepathen
lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol.. so its all in theri mind?? lol, lol
>>78029886
Just like the telecaust.
>>78029773
>Buy our webinar to see what you missed for only $14.99!!
>>78026455
Kek. Pic related makes the statement 10000% more hilarious
>>78029886
pleb i can already communicate with my dog now, soon i will conquer the planet
>>78029789
post the answer here. ask lmaos what do they think about nignogs and trump and why do they make such gay video.
>>78029345
What's the story of this? I'm a newfag but I have seen the gif where that woman moves her arms like she was having a burger attack.
>>78029773
oh it's a scam
>>78030080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANgl54duC0A
>literally nothing again
<---
If ayy lmaos are comming,then we are looking into the first Intergalactic war
Alfred Steinecker
Ferdinand-Benzinger-Strasse 5
D-94486 Osterhofen
Kontaktdaten
E-Mail: [email protected]
Internet: http://firstcontact.world
kek
>>78030010
Xavier?? but how do you know your dog isnt the telepath and he communicates with you?
>>78030298
It begins.
>>78024251
The same reason we call you a cuck because you are a leaf
>>78030144
Holy shiiit, this needs to happen more often. Thanks anon
>>78030298
>intergalactic Jewry
>>78030298
I can't stop laughing at the profile pic
offline?????? I WANT TO SEE FUCKING ALIENS
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MUH FUH LMAO
>>78030702
Intergalactic war now !
CHECK CNN!
IT WAS REAL!
>>78030298
Hi, Daniel.
>>78030298
Did you watch the fucking movie with your ass? Diversity, muhfucka, do you embrace it? Annihilate this fucking pleb. I don't even.
>>78030829
MEDIOCRE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQro_7NhAm4
IT WAS REAL!
>>78031028
>secureteam10
>real
>>78030371
FUCK
>>78021932
are we there yet ?
>>78030298
>do space niggers exist
Kek
>>78021932
>>78021932
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAAAAOOOOOOOOO NIGGGGGGUH KUN
>>78030956
You think this is a motherfucking game? I actually believe this shit.
>>78030298
Will Spuck email back, I wonder?
>>78031366
10 mins
>>78030825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EhN-BXDkC8
>Praesidium Protocol engaged
>Sol Defense Fleet online
>Military Force authorised, Hostile First Contact procedures apply
>All Members Reporting
>United States Space Command, standing
>Royal Space Force
>Orbital Europa Legion
>Pan-Asian Defence Fleet
>Russian Cosmonaut Armed Forces
>Lunar Defence Platforms online
>17 Cruisers inbound on target location
>200 fighters deployed
>20 Frigates inbound
>reinforcements holding position
AYYYYYYY FUCKKKING LMAAAOOOOOOO
>>78021932
I aint clicking that shit
>falling for tavistock psyops
>>78031578
Now i wish all of this was real,not some fake shit
What is happening?!
>>78032051
nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut07nKS2xKw
>youtube channel Alfred Steinecker
>Steinecker
Clicked the channel
>This channel has no content
Fucking w0t mate... You Jews and your fucking tricks.
>>78032051
Ayy Lmaos got called out on their Jewish tricks, we're trying to confirm the existence of the fearsome space nog
>OP sez "1h30m to go guize"
>that was 2h30m ago
qeq
You guys got taken for a ruse cruise
ITS HAPPENING
>>78032227
Should I share it on my LinkedIn?
>>78032378
No.
Nothing is happening, aliens are too far away it would take us light years to reach earth.
>>78031731
The Stars will belong to us one day
The greatest peace mankind shall ever know will not be the day we lay down our arms.
But when we all raise them in unison against the rest of the universe
>>78032794
That's deep but it still doesn't answer my question:
do space niggers exist?
>>78032794
Why the fuck would we want to own a star
>>78032871
Every race will always have their niggers.
>>78032871
We are space niggers, stupid.
>>78032871
Plenty
>>78023179
Turn your phone sideways, loser
>>78033116
>We
>Wuz
>the Niggerz all along
Bravo!
>>78032871
of course
>>78033307
what game is that from?
Be honest:
Do we really want to know extraterrestrial civilisations if they have more niggers who could come here and ruin our beautiful Anglo societies?
>>78033330
>living in the ass of the galaxy
>can't even space travel
>always waiting for white ayy lmaos to come and share their technology with us
Ayyy sheit.
>>78033453
Movie, Predators
Space Jamaicans with a bloodlust
>>78023881
those are some Anglo teeth he was
>>78033542
Our Anglo societies are already ruined.
The wisest decision would be to just tilt your head back, and wait for the calm.
Or kill yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg
>English language is an american flag
Does it hurt, Britbongs?
>>78028696
OMG ITS TRUE
>>78033870
> French theater is a burial ground
Does it hurt, Frenchman?
>>78033453
Adrien Brody's Nose vs Predator
>>78033736
why does he have a pussy on his forehead?
>>78033307
Is it race mixing if they're another species?
Asking for a friend.
>>78033736
WE WUZ AYYLMAOS AND SHIT
What the fuck is this all about?
Anything revealed?!
On iPhone
Just realize that I didn't see any nigger in w40k universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-E1RcRvny8
>>78033968
What are you talking about, actual happenings are the best.
>>78034139
Species mixing. Although with the genetic difference. I doubt you would be able to impregnate one.
Or their vaginas are lined with acid or something. I wouldn't put it past them.
>>78034139
Yes. And even more degenerate
>>78034365
Oh my bad.
>>78033453
>so young you don't know what predator is
>>78034399
but it couldn't result in a mixed child with no solid identity or heritage.
It's not as degenerate in my eyes.
Beloved humans of this Earth
There will be questions
when you raise your eyes towards the sky
You will be amazed and incredulous while watching the events beginning to unfold
But rest assured:
We come in peace!
Beloved humans,
For a vast amount of time, according to your calendar, we have been among you, watching and guiding you.
You are a precious jewel within this universe, of priceless value and therefore desired by many.
This desire has been to your detriment, influencing you and as a result, your beauty has been lost.
Now the time has come for you to awaken and reclaim this beauty.
Time is coming to an end in which you were held captive in darkness, experiencing nothing else.
The time of light, of recognition, has come.
We will accompany you whole-heartedly in love and happiness, extending our helping hand whenever you reach for it.
We are many and we are proud, for it is a great honor to meet you.
You, a wonderful, bright jewel, will realize who you are, how magnificent you are.
We will assist you and accompany you as friends each step of the way
Please understand, the universe is full of splendid beauty, full of loving entities wanting to meet you, be friends with you.
The images you have in your mind of diverse higher beings will be exceeded and will surprise you.
You will be astonished by the diversity of knowledge and culture, which will now become accessible to you.
You will feel blessed when you encounter the friendliness of these creatures, who are natives of the entire universe.
It is an honor to be able to greet you as our new friends
We are also very curious to take the next steps with you.
1/2
>>78028286
>ditto
>breed
fake trainer detected. Ditto fucks but does not make more Dittos.
>>78034119
get this, he has a head twice the size of a normal human, because he has 2 brains, lmao
>>78034376
A bit like a Jew in that sense; acidic vaginas.
>>78034670
Know that technology, as known to you, is greatly inhibiting when it comes to crossing long distances in space.
You will be familiarized with something new, something you might consider a miracle.
You will learn something new that will enhance the way you perceive the structure of the universe.
You will learn something new, leading you to principals of co-existence across large distances, even cultures.
You will become knowledgeable regarding the impact of mind over matter.
You will be supplied with additional medicinal knowledge, for the benefit of all mankind.
It is mankind in its beauty to which we bow our heads in welcome, hoping that you will take our outstretched hands on this wonderful path leading to your awakening.
It is the wish for peace and harmony uniting us all, regardless of distance.
In each and every one of us there is a spark uniting us all. By this spark we are all alike.
By this spark, if you like, we are all brothers and sisters.
We may not look alike, being of different origins – this one spark does unite us.
We are so looking forward to greeting you as friends – numerous brothers and sisters from various regions of the cosmos.
You will be supported and helped, if it is your wish.
It is with deep respect for this uniting spark that leads us to escort you in peace.
So we are offering you to make contact with us. No haste is necessary.
Every human will be met joyfully, whenever he is ready to take the first step.
Mankind is now ready to cross the threshold to a new era.
An era full of peace and harmony, which we want to pursue in happiness with mankind.
With gratitude and anticipation
Your brothers and sisters
of The One
>>78028671
Fucking kek
>On June 21st. 2016, at 3:30 p.m. (CET) an historical
>an historical
>an
Stopped reading right there.
>>78033056
delicious, sugary hydrogen
>>78034334
Salamanders
>>78033736
>Even white aliens invade and colonise black aliens
>>78034670
>>78034772
You see that only if you type www. before the domain name
So I assume this is some faggot trying to get more traffic on his shitty website?
I spoke with the aliens they said open border, voting to stay in brexit election and convert to islam will make our society become accepted into the galaxy space society
https://youtu.be/cJC2xXFOKJU
CONTACT
Where is the countdown?
>>78034642
To me it would be equally as degenerate as LGBT, since it denies humanity of offspring
When Humanity numbers in the trillions. Maybe concerns about population growth will fade
>>78034670
>>78034772
Fuck off Glorp'kkyrrr
We are full
>it wasn't this enlightening message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHKdaqLysAY
>>78033307
>do space niggers exist?
"LOOK AT ME, I am a Martian now"
>>78030298
Ahahahayy lmao
>>78033310
K, now everyone to my left can see my screen, and I just see my volume buttons
>>78034865
He can't be black actually because emperor is white and vulkan was created from empror's dna.
I still think that w40k is the most redpilled modern game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2IxEKPCkCY
I don't think it is happening
>>78033736
>converting all humans into niggers
what an evil fucker
>>78022127
fpbp
The Cole Protocol
To safeguard and protect the Inner Colonies and Earth, all UNSC vessels or stations must not be captured with intact navigation databases that may lead Covenant forces to human civilian population centers.
If any Covenant forces are detected:
1. Activate selective purge of databases on all ship-based and planetary data networks.
2. Initiate triple-screen check to ensure all data has been erased and all backups neutralized.
3. Execute viral data scavengers (Download from UNSCTTP://EPWW:COLEPROTOCOL/Virtualscav/fbr.091)
4. If retreating from Covenant forces, all ships must enter Slipstream space with randomized vectors NOT directed toward Earth, the Inner Colonies, or any other human population center.
5. In case of imminent capture by Covenant forces and boarders, all UNSC ships MUST self-destruct.
Violation of this directive will be considered an act of TREASON and pursuant to UNSC Military law articles JAG 845-P and JAG 7556-L, such violations are punishable by life imprisonment or execution.
>alien contact
>message is not even in every language known to mankind
>>78036081
even the ancient negro alien people were throw in prison
