>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use stairs instead
>can't use car because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child
>finally make it to train station
>escalator eats the guy in front of me
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train
>train derails killing hundreds
>crawl out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the oil refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks
The other webms?
Did he survive?
>>78018191
Nope.
>>78018191
He died painfully
>>78017991
Jesus fuck. Fuck going to china, I don't wanna die by escalator or elevator
>>78017991
Why does he have a fucking Hitachi MagicWand in hes hands?
>>78017991
China made me avoid using elevators and escalators no matter how high I need to get. God bless them for promoting cardio.
>people think china is a threat
>>78018320
Why not just take the stairs you obese fuck
>be greek
>>78019115
Because the stairs collapse too.
Nothing is built to any sort of code in China.
>>78017991
kek
