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>tfw I live right on top of the San Andreas Fault
Feels bad man
>>77970618
>California falls into the ocean
>whole country suddenly becomes slightly more right wing minded
>democrats cant win any election for the next 30 years
>democrats reverse opinion on homosexual marriage and open borders to compensate for swing in median political view
>>77970618
don't worry, the Rock will save you
>>77971777
Nice trips
Fingers crossed for Yellowstone ;^)
>>77971777
Trips of truth
>>77971999
what the fuck
>>77971999
Whuh?
>>77970618
Good riddance. Losing California would be the best possible option for America. The only thing better would be a virus that only targets beaners.
is there a chance the entire state of california crashes with no survivors?
>>77970836
>>California falls into the ocean
Unfortunately that's not how lateral faults work. California is not in extension.
>>77972066
I think it's happening guys. This thread is blessed by Kek.
Dems would never win the WH again with no California, gun control would never be brought up with no California, 20 million less Mexicans with no California.
I'm dumb
Is this happening or not? fuck sake
pls save me mistr rok
>>77972066
>>77971999
>>77971777
>>77972411
>11
Posting in legendary end-of-world ultra dub trip thread
Today A big one hits Chile
>>77972409
no. transform faults like the s. andrews cannot generate anything bigger than a mag. 7.
you'd need a subduction fault for somthing like Japan's last big one.
>>77970618
Think about, everyone against the Donald dies or has bad misfortune. California is going to literally sink and Hillary will lose 56 electoral votes.
>>77970836
It looks like right wingers really are complete morons.
>>77970618
Goodbye Commiefornia
>>77971777
>>77971999
>>77972066
>>77972411
It's happening and the Rock is saving us, praise Kek.
>>77973777
kek is clearly upset
>>77973777
>>77973888
JUST KEK MY THREAD UP PHAM
>>77973888
shit dude be careful with those
>>77972287
Only a matter of time until Texas, Arizona and Florida are solid blue, but by the time this happens the Democratic party will an unstable mix of super leftists and right wings who pretend to be Democrats.
>>77971777
>>77971999
>>77972066
>>77972411
>>77973888
Behold the power of kek.
>>77971777
>>77971999
>>77972066
>>77972411
Can you smell
>>77971972
>Yellowstone
Tell me more about Yellowstone. Is it possible had Yellowstone erupted, could a new ocean form from the west? Imagine the islands or whatever form.
>>77974778
The earth would freeze and most of us would die.
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>>77974897
Britain stop letting your "asians" at your keyboards for the love of god. Or your "allah"
>>77974884
But what if it had formed an ocean, a sea or something besides a mountain?
>>77974349
>Arizona
>Blue
>scorched fucking earth tempature
>too much for hipster faggots
Wew fucking lad
>>77970618
right there with you OP, hold me?
>>77975217
See you on the other side brother
REST IN PEACE WEST COAST BROS
>>77975017
he means the amount of ash and dust it would kick up would be the same as a nuclear winter minus the radiation
in other words, very little sun for several years, cold, winterlike temperatures year round
in other words RAGNAROK
if there's anyone left alive after all that we can check and see if there's a lake there for you
>>77970618
>IT'S THE BIG ONE
For you.
>>77975162
I live here and there's plenty of hipsters.
And it's not that hot.
Only 118 F today.
>>77970618
Damn it feels go to live in the least geologically active state.
>>77970618
>This just means even more commiefornian diasporia here
>>77974778
If quads, martial law after the quake
>>77972165
fuck off
>>77975701
Not in phoenix. I agree only in prescott and flagstaff
Dvbs for mag 6, tr!ps for mag 7, qvads for mag 6 gorillion
>>77975720
everything is going to be the rock is going to save them
>>77975628
Oh well,maybe in fictional stories about an american like country with a hole up at the corner. Don't worry about suffocation, air machines to purify the air,
>>77976139
I'll help
REPEATING NUMBERS OF DOOM
>>77975017
It's not really a mountain. It's more like a giant zit under the landscape that's getting so big it's elevating everything. Also don't get you point about the lake? But after eruption it will likely form a large lake https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Toba
>>77970618
THANK YOU LEBRON
>>77975715
>thankful to live in America's penis
>>77976507
Suffocating is the least of your worries. Ash falling on your house and on everything else is a more pressing concern. Ash is much denser than snow, and far more damaging. houses and buildings are likely to collapse under ash build
>>77970618
somehow this is trumps fault
>>77971777
>>77971999
>>77972066
>>77972411
>>77973888
Welp...we're fucked.
>>77973777
Damn it.
>>77976747
Not to mention it rapes your lungs and anything relying on air intake.
>>77976685
Cause I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.
>>77976747
This is why we need to develop machines to clean th5r air, not all this progressive shit like equality.
>>77976747
Actually the distance I live from yellowstone means suffocation would be a legit worry- basically, a wave of ash, microscopic bladed shards of glass, rolls over the landscape for several hundred miles. You're okay if you do your breathing through a shirt for the 20-40 minutes it takes to settle, but if you breath unfiltered you rip up your lungs and drown in your own blood.
I'd rather not do that personally, but to each their own.
Not that the weight of ash isn't a concern.
>>77975715
How's Jacksonville? Is a sunset and sunrise possible at the tip of Florida?
>>77972409
Yes
>>77977152
...I don't think you get in a super volcanic eruption cleaning the air is impossible? Have a (you) because I can't tell if you're trolling me or not
>>77977354
No dammit, i mean something to clean pollution. Take the debris and purify clean air like the ocean.
>>77972409
it is
Toasting in epic bread
>>77977326
>picked the two most horrible parts of the state
no wonder people have bad opinions of Florida
>>77975715
Other then hurricanes, pretty good. Haven't gotten any hurricanes in a while tho
Let's meme this shit up. Kek please fuck California, hit Yellowstone as well if it is not too much trouble.
>>77977578
My friends sister is moving there with her fiancee.
>>77977284
Breathing is still the last concern when dealing with the glass. I had to see a doctor to remove it in Hawaii because it's such a motherfucker. If you need a filter to breath that means you're outside, you're already fucked https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pele%27s_hair
Let's bomb Yellowstone along with Chicago
>>77970618
YUSSSSS FINALLY CALI IS GONNA PAY FOR IT'S FAGGOTRY
>>77977700
>>77977733
TWO FULL HOUSES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD?!
>>77977858
Is sanctuary city apart of it?
Singles.
>>77977700
Checked
>>77970618
wheres the source you stupid nigger
>>77977859
There is a word for it, but it currently eludes me...
Any help?
>>77977700
Be careful m8
>>77975720
Make American Great Again, Trump.
>>77977700
Have some dubs to cancel out this meme magic with the power of Anubis
>>77977700
>those digits
>that ID
Brace for impact guys
>>77970618
Looks like I'm about to have beachfront property.
>>77978105
serendipity
>>77978233
I wiah i had a beachfront
>>77977700
i will masturbate furiously to the destruction of americuck
California deserves its death. Do not weep for them.
>>77978269
Thank you kind texan.
>>77970618
>someone tries to assassinate Trump
>kek gets angry that they tried to kill his prophet
Guys
>>77977700
Califag here I honestly hope we get fucked up, I've got a pantry full of food and could just sit up on my balcony and pick off looters.
>>77978247
I want that power
>>77977670
haven't ahd that excuse to party in a while.
>>77977700
nonono
California sinking into the ocean is fine
But no Yellowstone please
That will pretty much fuck up the entirety of North America and subsequently the world.
>>77978247
>MFW an earthquake hits tomorrow
>>77978457
That's the point
Praise Kek! Death to Mexifornia!
>>77970618
DEATH TO CALIFORNIA
>>77970618
It's fucking nothing. That article is just talking about how this one model matches their predictions of fault lines.
I just need two people out of California.
>>77978538
Fuck you I don't want to live a decade under nuclear winter from a supervolcano that was conjured by beginner meme magicians.
>>77977700
>700 get
>700 in ID
>>77978457
Yellowstone will fuck me up too. It is too late, I do not care.
>>77970618
I can't even get a happening boner, anymore.
>>77977700
>700 ID
>700 get
guys stop this is getting freaky
>>77978700
Holy shit again? We are all going to die
>>77978700
IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAAIN
>>77978664
You do, you just don't realize how much fun it will be to spend a decade fighting for your life in the ashy wastes.
>>77977700
>700 in ID
KEK HAVE MERCY ON US ALL.
>>77970618
For you
>>77978700
holy shit
>>77978700
>>77977700
Time to make you peace with God guys it's goin get bumpy
>>77978700
You asshole why do you want to destroy the whitest part of America.
>>77978700
HAPPENING IMMINENT.
>>77978700
Please no Anon, I still haven't gotten the chance to visit Yellowstone yet.
>>77978700
Seriously what the fuck is this stop fucking around with this shit /pol/ your collective thoughts are influencing whatever consciousness that's responsible for these events fuck off.
>>77979136
Yellowstone just might visit you.
>>77978990
This world needs an enema. I've lived too long, it is time for Kek to take us home.
>>77970618
The San Andreas is always active, it's a "weak" fault. Just normal slippage and shit.
Also there is absolutely no way to predict an earthquake just FYI.
t. bored unemployed tectonophysicist.
>>77978700
Texasfag here, I don't think I'd have too much to deal with lava wise. Ash rain would suck though.
>>77978990
The whites in those areas will be forced to evacuate elsewhere
i.e. the non-white parts of America.
Now what do you think will happen when some of the most the most conservative, white, gun-loving citizens in the U.S. flee en masse to areas heavily populated by spics and blacks?
>>77979484
Remember, race traitors first guys. Before the day of the rope comes the night of the long knives.
Nothing ever happens
Chicago needs bombed. No blacks, no gun crime. Problem solved
no more repeating numbers please I can't handle it.
TIME FOR TRIPLES, PRAISE KEK
GOODBYE CALIFORNIA
>>77979715
You need not fear child you merely do not understand
>>77979758
there are no more repeating digits. they were all used up.
>>77977700
FFS dude.
>>77979799
god damnit, just fuck my shit up
>>77979799
saturn posters pls go
>>77979799
Mother of God.
>>77979851
>>77979851
fuck you, i just spoke to kek, no more repeating numbers.
>>77979971
Fear is unbecoming
>>77970618
Right, it's definitely happening this time. Next you're going to tell me my post will have repeating digits.
Fuck I'm vacationing in Disneyland right now
>>77980132
Beware of gators
>>77979799
>779
>79
>799
>7
>79 79 79
>9
WHAT
WHAT
If I live near St. Louis why should I give a shit
Hopefully the magicks hit their mark. All I know is something is getting fucked up good, the rest is up to Kek.
>>77980198
>>77980132
Don't forget about the Burmese Pythons
>>77979484
Not if they're all fucking dead, the entirety of of the Midwest, great plains, rocky mountains and west coast all trying to flee to the east would cause traffic jams and blockages that would most likely stretch on for miles. Likely resulting in people being trapped in ash falls and deadly storms. Additionally areas close to the eruption will likely be either destroyed instantly or covered in ash before they can be evacuated.
>>77970618
>Feels bad man
That's what you get for living somewhere retarded enough to be built on god damn fault lines
>>77977700
Praise KEK!
DO NOT QUESTION THE HAPPENING!
It has always been happening, it will always be happening! THE HAPPENING IS ETERNAL!
Learn to swim.
>>77979851
Pussy
>>77972411
>>77971777
>>77971999
>>77972066
>>77973777
>>77973888
>>77976377
>>77977700
>>77978700
>>77979799
EARTHQUAKE HAPPENING THREAD #71
9.0 Oregon NOW
can i please become a croatian meme magician
praise kek
>>77973888
PRAISE KEK
Time to watch this shit light the fuck up.
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
>>77970618
PRAISE KEK AND THIS THREAD
>>77975715
t. sinkhole
Will the ground ever stop shaking?
>>77977578
Red part should be marked Southern Cuba, otherwise accurate.
>>77980577
>>77980577
ohh mein got
>the murder /k/ube wills it
>>77978933
Qeked
>>77980577
OH FUCK, TURN ON CNN
>>77970618
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>>77981125
No.
>>77980577
>mfw the Oregon quake sets off Yellowstone
>>77972411
ull b ok :)
>>77971777
Lord Kek is that you?
>>77974349
thats only because the libs in Cali are being pushed out by all the Mexicans moving in
If they die then theres no one to move into those states
>>77970836
God willing.
>>77975715
>Hurricanes
>Gators
>Human killing heat
>Cubans
Naw, Rural Pennsylvania has the least natural disasters
Califag here.
Fear not brothers, we are awaited by Kek
The digits will carry us to Valhalla
Nothing is happening, kek is a false prophet.
Praise the lord of order and acceptance REFUGEEBUS!
>>77981343
of course it is
KEK itself is in this thread
>>77981386
cuck
>>77970618
>graduate basic training
>get to tech school
>get Travis first duty station
It looks like I'll never get to serve in the god emperor's army.
>>77978700
>>77977700
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
CHAOS REIGNS
>>77981407
You anger forces you don't understand boy
Guys, we don't we meme an Earthquake into reality? Or consider using /x/ tier collective consciousness moments, charged sigils to make a happening?
PRAISE KEK
Something is bound to happen since there's so much earthquake weather in California right now.
>>77981537
No, like this
>>77981524
DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF FORCES!
THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS KEK!
my mommy told me so
repeating integers and california dies
When foretold millions die, then, will you believe?
Stop trying to force our Lord ITT, faggots.
This is literally nothing. You're just scared of the earthquake coming and made a thread hoping we would comfort you. Fuck off nigger, if you live away from the city then you should know that you have a low chance of dying so quite worrying about it.
We should start thinking bigger than earthquakes.
>live right in the middle
>absolutely fucking nothing is shaking
You guys are getting distracted by Jews in case you didnt know
>>77981994
>>77982008
Nonbelievers cometh
>>77970618
>>77970618
I live literally at the end of the fault line, there is a fucking road leading into it
>>77982038
Let's try
>>77970618
OH LORD KEK!
DESTROY WEST CALIFORNIA
MAKE CALIFORNIA GREAT AGAIN!
HEAR MY PRAYERS.
This thread is fucking nuts.
>>77970618
Commiefornia is going to die in my lifetime? Sweet.
SAVE ME TOO ROCK
>>77980577
>9.0 Oregon NOW
>77
MEME MAGIC DON'T FAIL ME NOW
>I'm going to San Fransisco in a few weeks
Kek protect me
>>77982163
Thoughts? As long as we're prepared there really is no reason to fear. The death toll is expected to be 1,800 out of the entire Southern California. Happening fags are the worst. At least anticipate something major like Cascadia.
>>77970618
its not san andreas fault...its the yanks fault for building on it in the 1st place
typical of yanks to blame everything on a mexican though :v
>>77972112
And you thought produce was expensive now.
>>77980577
tfw you've been preparing for this and look forward to operating in ashen wasteland
We began this summer with a Blood Moon.
Fun times ahead, boys.
repeating digits and the result becomes a conseqence that permanently fucks up israel on the other side of the earth.
>>77982493
Fuck Cascadia.
I want SF and LA destroyed.
>>77978700
>>77977700
>That ID
>Those numbers
What the absolute fuck
CALIFORNIA WILL BE SPARED BY THE WILL OF ALMIGHTY KEKET
>>77982966
I SAVED US
HOLY SHIT
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
Wonder how the other egyptian gods are taking to keks popularity.
>>77983005
nigger you got a pair of dubs, thats not going to stop all these gets
>>77983099
FUCK
>>77983099
oh no
>>77982902
It will barely touch SF. LA will get hit hard because of the old buildings, tsunami risk, and the rioting. Frankly I don't give a shit about LA, i live two hours away fuck that jew city.
>>77980577
San An and Yellowstone are feelin' it, baby.
Kek, are you there?
>>77983323
guess not
>>77983099
GET DESTROYED
>>77983005
>>77982828
Also round 2
If I am graced by kek with additional repeating digits, saudi arabia becomes fucked beyond repair as well
>>77983425
KEK WILL SAVE US ALL
singles prove kek is not real
>>77983509
To be saved the flesh must die.
>>77977700
Thank god I live in Florida
Praise Kek.
>>77983611
m-merely a coincidence goy
>>77983611
suicide might be your best bet
>>77978062
>>77983840
I believe his source is "meme magic"
>>77980530
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
>>77983611
Get fucked bong
May Kek reign centuries
Yellowstone stirs 3.4
>>77971999
>>77971777
>Canadians aren't Randy's for once
Well ill be damned
>>77970618
this is what god gives to liberals
Los Angeles will feel the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah.
>>77970836
>>77970836
>Canadian education
California wont fall into the ocean, it keeps pushing up against the continent, creating that sierra Nevada mountain range, dipshit
KILL THE COMMIES KEK
>>77984799
Calofornia turned into mt everest 2.0 when?
>>77971777
If unique numbers, Crooked Hillary is indicted, sentenced, and imprisoned.
So sayeth the Lord
Damned, the west coast is.
I'm on vacation right next to the fault. I'm in a five story hotel. Please kek let it not happen until I go home. Or at least at a time when I'm chilling innawoods this week so I can be comfy. jesus christ.
>>77985109
calm down pussy, most buildings won't collapse
>>77985410
>This goy didn't watch San Andreas (film)
>>77975715
>flat
>boring
>hot/humid
>niggers
>alligators
>mosquitos
>literally a giant swamp
>>77970618
Well, on the plus side, I'll finally be able to afford real estate around here if I survive the quake and the aftermath.
>>77985543
You have sinkholes to worry about.
>>77985410
I work in a brick building constructed before WW1 lol I'm gunna die.
>>77985713
You will bud, just stock up the food and water.
7 new posts, 77 images
Oh Lordy
Geo fag here
It's sliding, which means it is relieving tension and if there is an earthquake, it will be mitigated by this. Not saying it won't be big, but it if all goes well this will just be a series of little quakes
>>77983772
Kek literally lives in Florida.
>>77985947
Cool
Is there a way to fill the fault with explosives and make it happen sooner?
>>77985947
So you're saying there's a chance?
>>77986334
It doesn't work like that retard
>>77986460
How do you know you fucking nigger
>>77973032
not news, is like everyday, here is like a fucking blender, heck, like a fucking dildo
Should I be worried?
Geologist fag here that worked for chile
It's fucking nothing
It won't get over 3.0 so relax there are other happenings you can move on to
>>77986582
My pee pee feels funny when one hits here
Repent, pray, do what is right and you will live
>>77986653
No, don't worry either way. I don't know kind of building you live in but you'll be fine. There's a high chance you'll be outside or driving when it strikes. Just remember to have food and water for up to a week as well as radios, flashlights, and turn off the gas in your home after. The aftermath will be shittier.
>>77986888
Crazy eights checked. At least there will be some survivors.
>2016
>believing in frog magic
>>77970836
MEME IT
MEME IT
COMMIEFORNIA MUST SUFFER FOR HOW THEY'VE TREATED THE GOD EMPEROR
Can i ask almighty kek to fuck our olympics too?
>>77986334
I have this running daydream:
> make quake towers from hl2 that scare off antlions
> gather hundreds of men for suicide mission
> create 10 of them and concentrate towers in one spot underground in cavern near fault line/yellowstone/etc
> turn on and defend to the death the towers while we start the show
> even if wiped out well rig the tunnel(s) to blow so that way the responders cant turn off
Hail Victory for Germany, as she can rise again to the US basically being crippled AF
>>77987073
there's trump supporters everywhere here you stupid leaf
>>77983611
Twice in one day Britain, really that's just sad
>>77986460
There must be a way to accelerate the process
>>77984878
Transverse mountains in socal are rising 1cm/year. If that rate keeps up it'll be 600,000 years.
>>77985947
So it might go off?
>>77987186
Fate is sealed once the thread is archived.
>>77987038
>2016
>not believing in frog magic
Gas the fault, tectonic plate war now
>>77987373
I remember reading a story post 911 that all the bombing the U.S. did in afghan was causing earthquakes . Trying to find it now
>>77987373
>Tectonic
>Teutonic
Coincidence im sure
So nothing is happening?
>>77987860
No. Us califags will let you know, nigger.
>>77977578
Walton should be the sole yellow within the green.
>>77981165
>Southern Cuba
CHEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77971999
>>77971777
>>77973777
>>77973888
>>77977700
>>77983099
>>77983611
These digits are blowing my mind. Check these.
>>77970836
>>77983611
How the hell do you call singles and not get them? Lol.
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>>77973888
I believe it.
>>77971777
>>77971999
>>77973888
Praise the almighty kek! He has blessed us with these special digits of truth!
>>77970618
>yfw it turns out the whole spic invasion was to drive whites out of the area that they knew was about to be deleted
It is time for California to go.
>>77971999
Only for Kek sweet Dubs as tender as chicken nugs
For the numbers that cause bugs in the dimension we call reality
For Kek we are but meme buds floating in the realm of chaos
Return prophet of Dubs, and utter your quads unto thy child
>>77989922
>>77989922
>>77989922
Lol btfo
>>77981614
I don't even know what I believe in anymore t.b.h famalamam
there are no numbers no memes , no logic to will, only love and consciousness are true, this world was made for me and you
>>77988174
Have you been here? It is just as green as the rest, if not more so.
Who would have thought my shitty baitposting would have given rise to a legendary thread
None of us really know what lord Kek has in store for us
I am in awe
I'm not saying for sure, but if this post ends in a 3 it's very likely it's happening
It's nothing.
>>77970618
Tonight is also the night of a Strawberry moon. Last happened in the 70's. A full moon during summer solstice. The old gods are going to make their voices heard.
>>77991166
>quad dubs
>nothing
>>77991166
what is this sorcery
>>77991166
>>77991311
>>77991355
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77991166
AS I SPOKE THE FIRE STOKES
THE ONE WHO SMOKES WILL GO HOME IN COACH
OLEARY OLEARY FEAR ME MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
There is nothing that can be done.
>>777777777
>>77987811
I was wrong but you can cause earthquakes by pumping waste water into the ground, why not do this and be rid of Cali forever?
>>77975628
>>>77975017
>he means the amount of ash and dust it would kick up would be the same as a nuclear winter minus the radiation
Actually, the radiation released would be pretty shitty, too. Volcanoes are a relevant source of radiation.
Have a nice ride anon, going to be a bumpy night.
