I just want to feed my ducks in peace.
Go to river park to feed ducks. Sluts in bikinis laying out next to water. They ought and laugh at me. Fuck you sluts. I hope you all get yeast infections from exposing your vags.
It's just too much.
Why can't we have public decency laws again?
>>77942879
Meditate in an isolated,peacefull place.Let those toxic thoughts go away...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZKIfCJZvZo#t=120
Throw bread at them next time they open their duck faced bills at you. We all know those sloots are scrunching up their lips like one on Instagram anyway.
>>77942879
stick to anime insecurefag
also those 3 are romanian, so by /pol/ logic gypsy too
>>77943065
kek
>>77942879
>Go to river park to feed ducks. Sluts in bikinis laying out next to water.
What you consider "sluts" might be another man's "ducks"
>>77942879
>Why can't we have public decency laws again?
Post modern western society.
It's so strong in West that wanting public decency laws will be seen as extremism by most.
A lot of poltards will call you muslim or gay too. This culture is strong in pol too
>>77943124
I don't like anime
But fuck me for trying to get out. Get some sun. Feed my ducks and enjoy this first day of summer.
Just fuck it
>I just want to feed my ducks in peace.
Are you 70 years old?
Get a trowel and heave duckshit at them.
>>77942879
>Why can't we have public decency laws again?
We do ... but spergelords like you still go out in public. So, maybe we need to move to a 2nd Amendment solution.
>>77943460
Nein
lol fat nerd
>>77943460
Fuck off, scat fetishist. Let him enjoy the peace with ducks.
>>77943651
Thanks
>>77942879
Why the fuck do sluts laugh at you and why the fuck would you care?
Should you even be feeding the ducks?
>>77942879
>i just want to feed my ducks in peace
christ OP, my sides are gone
>>77943911
Why not? It's not like I'm feeding Canadian geese
>>77943332
and instead of bread they take credit card numbers
the ducks are now feeding you with shame.
>>77943983
Really makes you think....
>>77943983
Did you eat them all? I hate when i finish my sides before my main meal too
Oh. I got cookies as captcha
i'm sure your parent's are laughing at you too OP
>>77942879
as a long term observer and connoisseur of the female form, this is about 15/10.
>>77944336
I bet you are the one who complain in another thread about decay of morals in society,and degenerate behaviour.Anyway...thanks for my daily cancer treatment.
>>77943332
5th post best post
Maybe I'll just buy a dog and train it to pee on sluts.
doubt they were laughing at you anon
>>77944560
muffled "Camus help me !" in the distance
>>77942879
>Go to river park to feed ducks
why? feed birds instead bruh
>>77943065
>duck faced bills
Fucking LOST IT
>>77944831
Ducks are birds.
>>77942879
it must really suck to let other people's benign presence in public affect you so much. you literally sound autistic. why would you give a shit about girls sunbathing...? they laughed at you? what is this fucking middle school?
>>77944965
oh fuck off, you know what i meant
>>77942879
Any more context here OP? Why were they laughing at you, because you were feeding ducks or because your appearance is literally laughable?
Pretty sure bread is not good at all for ducks
>>77945170
this
OP post pic of yourself with timestamp
>>77942879
how sad is this would you say /pol/
on a scale from 1 to sociopath neet neckbeard
>>77945209
OP secretely wants to murder animals
>>77942879
They're laughing because they love a man who treats animals right. Give them the D already.
>>77944820
Why are the French posters always so terrible with interpunction?
>>77942879
>autistic_old_man.html/getoffmylawn.php
>>77945055
You mean like Dinosauria Ornithurae?
>We wuz tall dinosaurs and sheeet
>>77945338
That's not how the internet works
>>77945335
>interpunction?
wut
>Sluts in bikinis laying out next to water. They ought and laugh at me. Fuck you sluts. I hope you all get yeast infections from exposing your vags.
>It's just too much.
>>77945294
i'll be real with you poland, i've fed cyanide to pigeons for the lulz
don't tell anybody though
>>77945458
holy kek
elliot lives!!!
> feeding bread to ducks
Ducks can't digest bread, you fucking monster.
>>77942879
Dont feed them too much. I hear they can get too big and overtake cities
>>77945399
pigeons, i meant pigeons REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77942879
Your mistake is feeding the ducks. No my friend you want to befriend the Ravens
>>77945458
>They ought and laugh at me
does anyone have a theory as to what gramps meant with "ought"
>>77942879
Oompa loompa doompety doo, I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompety dee, If you are wise you'll listen to me. What do you get when you sun bath and tan? Exposed as much as a shit skin in Iran or an African. What you in turn, getting a terrible burn.
What do you think will come. Of. That.
I don't like the look of it. Oompa loompa doompety da. If you're not vain, you will go far. You will live in happiness without skin cancer too, like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do. Doompety do.
go back to /r9k/ faggot, we have no need for the weak and broken here.
>>77945607
OP put himself in a situation where people laughed at him without fully knowing the situation
>>77945610
Americans really need to leave the jokes to strayas
>>77942879
Just tell them to kill themselves and call them whores. Angry truth always shuts up annoying bitches. But seriously, this is the same reason leftists want to destroy free speech. Just say something back and don't get butthurt.
>be at river park getting some sun with friends
>creeper in bushes staring at
>point and laugh at him
>he cries and runs away
>>77943802
>Why the fuck do sluts laugh at you
Either you're a fucking normalfag chad, or the Netherlands are a lot different from America.
>>77943065
Fuckin sloots
>>77945989
not really, girls laugh behind my back but never to my face
>This sad namefag fishing for (you)
pathetic
>>77946104
aquafresh has a point
>>77942879
you're a good man.
>>77945989
People are the same everywhere you go.
Most people just, you know, develop some fucking skin.
>>77942879
>sluts in public
I have to avoid going out after work nowadays.
>be cop
>long hours because ARM OF THE LAW GOTTA PROTECT RAH RAH RAH
>i'm the type of person that becomes extremely agitated when tired
>driving home, get hungry, stop at maccas
>walk in, immediately knocked over into a table by two teenage girls playing tag inside the store
>get up, look over
>they look angry but immediately calm down once they see the uniform
>sorry officer sorry officer.gaol
>tell them not to worry about it, walk over place order get food
>go to leave, they knock my food to the ground
>look at one of them
>snap
>"Someone needs to slap you silly you fat fucking cunt."
>"Don't let it be me."
>walk out
>go to work next day
>SENIOR CONSTABLE ANON
>Yes sir?
>DID YOU GO OUT FOR MCDONALDS AFTER WORK YESTERDAY?
>canipleasegetlubesir.vaseline
>Yes I did.
>SO MY DAUGHTER'S A FAT CUNT EH?
>my face turns into pic related
>lose my grip for just long enough to say
>"Well she does need to lose weight"
>get delegated to night shift and absolute fucking mongrel calls for the next 4 months
Next cunt I find selling pot or doing anything resembling a victimless crime is going to get a baton shoved up his ass. Be careful cunts.
>>77945338
>tryhard.bmp
>>77943229
PRAISE KEK
>>77946241
this, caring about what people think is over rated as fuck
you'll never be happy
>>77942879
That is really sad op
You're that meme of the fat loser taking revenge on the internet from the stuff he can't handle irl
There's a reason they laughed at you...
>>77946252
Lol, brilliant.
>>77945610
Is the "duck face" a product of jewish propaganda? They are brainwashed to find African traits attractive so they think making nigger lips makes them look desirable?
>>77946350
well OP is obviously autistic so this is easier said than done for him
>>77946252
>things that totally happened
You almost had me, anon
but if you're a cop how do you know how to read and write? gotcha liar
>>77943065
Kek
>>77946252
>Cop on /pol/
WE'RE BEING MONITORED
>>77946432
It represents the anus, they are inviting you
F A C T
>>77942879
Being there too.
First of all, are you sure the problem is not in you?
I mean, are you sure they were laughting at you?
Second, why would you feel bad if that was the case? Do you think there is something wrong with you? If so, maybe you should work to fix it.
Third, If you are sure they WERE laughting at you, and you are secure about yourself, why didnt you call out the bitches?
I would have. Every decent man would have.
Not trying to sound tough, just clarifying for the kids. Nothing special with calling out a mob of bitches, and if you are enough of a man, they will shut up and look at the floor.
>>77946252
Make sure that guy doesn't have any other kid before that.
Why is /pol/ so full of degenerates today?
There is nothing wrong with feeding ducks in the park. However there is something wrong with slut culture. We really need some islamic morality.
>>77942879
You either have social anxiety and think everyone is talking about you or you did something stupid like try to talk to them and you let your autism blind them.
>>77946671
Also, I don't have no loli on this pc, sir.
I fucking hate girls nowadays. Why do most of them act so retarded?
>walk down street
>"hi"
>turn around, "hello?"
>group of 4 girls laughs as if I just told the funniest joke in the world.
>"what's the problem"
>"nothing"
>walk away confused
>they laugh at me again as if I am some kind of retard.
>>77944336
I agree fatso
>>77942879
Who cares if they laugh at you. Fuck'em
Don't give them any leverage next time by acknowledging their existence..
>>77942879
pic related
Does feeding ducks in front of women count as rape?
Take up painting. It worked for hitler.
>>77946900
>act
>>77946528
i've probably done upwards of two fucking kilometers worth of paperwork (a4 sheets of course) in my career.
hell, sometimes the only thing that stops me from outright beating cunts is the paperwork and the soul-draining legal bullshit with all of these commissions and complaints and whatnot.
if you want tips on how to do a 10/10 essay when you've been up for 3 days with a total of 6 hours of sleep, ask me.
>>77946620
nah that's the AFP/NSA/CIA/FBI/DHS you have to worry about, i just roll around in my big blue and orange pooftermobile and look for people i don't like to take out the secret pains of my childhood.
>>77946671
he only has daughters (quite a few as well the poor cunt), so i should be fine to get some A grade ASP sponsored sodomy going on if i catch a guy doing it.
Has pol always been shit, or is this a recent phenomenon?
>>77946900
God forbid they thought you were attractive. Cuck.
>>77946706
Where have you been? /pol/ is full of retards who asociate intelectual/peaceful hobbies with weakness, and conservative values with nerds and weaklings.
They claim to be different but they are just normal people who are not able to fit, so they try to delude themselves into thinking they don't want to fit.
Who cares anyways? I am on this place for the good people, and I can clearly differentiate them, both here and in real life.
Somebody has got to explain why they were laughing at you OP
we need some backstory here
>>77947081
It's summer
>>77942879
Wow you must be a turbo-autist. Who cares if they were laughing at you?
>>77946900
>I fucking hate girls nowadays
You guys gotta grow some balls, really.
I am not hating you, as I said I have been there too. But you must accept there is something wrong with you too, and you CAN fix it.
>>77946900
>>77942879
You literally just don't know anything. Life is harder for women, they have to work harder just to achieve the things that men receive easily, and they have to watch out for rape in every corner, every shadow, every man they ever meet. It may be hard to see all this from your mother's basement, but one day, when you emerge into the light and have to engage in actual human interaction, you might understand then. But probably not. Fucking virgin.
>>77942879
They weren't laughing at you. You're just insecure
>>77946900
>saying hi to women for no reason
>being nice to women
here's some advice /pol/ try
>be you
>minding your own business
>girl randomly talks/laughs at you
>hey want to date
>uh no
>ok then, why are you laughing/talking to me?
she either insults you or shuts up
it also works if a girl makes small talk with you for no reason at all
>>77942879
you still have yet to post yourself with a timestamp
>>77946900
>>77947322
How can people be so autistic?
>wanting to feed fucking ducks rather than taking pics of bitches in bikinis exposing their vaginas
You sound like some kind of faggot. Like a genuine cock sucking one
>>77946900
>ask girl who loiters around the line at the cash register if she is in the line or not
>replies NOT INTERESTED!
Confusing stuff
Ah.. modern women
>>77945458
Elliot Rogers did nothing wrong.
>>77943460
>not feeding ducks
No wonder your country is being flooded by Muslims. Ducks are a natural anti-Muslim device. Notice how Muslims live in deserts? Ducks don't live in deserts.
What do you feed the ducks OP?
I would like to try it sometime but I dont want to hurt them accidentally with the wrong food
>>77947173
That's what I keep hearing.
>>77946620
Am also cop.
Many more lurk.
I can't speak for other countries, but 80 % of American piggies are pro gun, pro family, and anti-criminal. Only the extreme coastal liberals might have blue pilled authoritarian cunt police. There will be no local gun grabbing in the south, Midwest, or Rockies. No way in hell.
There seems to be generally mutual fondness between cops and tax payers in my community.
>>77947269
Probably this. But I did not want to assert it. There is a chance they were actually laughting at him, but it is unlikely.
>>77942879
>feed ducks
Thats why you do this kind of stuff in winter. When the thin-skinned, sensitive majority stays inside or only goes out dressed in mobile heating devices.
Fuck the sun, fuck warmth and fuck summer.
I wouldnt mind if it were winter 10 months a year.
>>77942879
OP is based, ducks are friends.
Sometimes ducks are more human than some real humans. Thank you for understanding part of the greater life, anon!
>>77947140
>/pol/ is full of retards who asociate intelectual/peaceful hobbies with weakness
I dunno man there was a pretty great thread that had something about orchids in the OP and it turns out a massive number of people on /pol/ grow flowers and garden.
>>77947375
speak for yourself, my shit works dude
>>77946252
AM I BEING DETAINED!!
>>77947389
classic female stuff, really
>>77947572
T,duck
>>77947572
>finn
>preferring animals over people
sounds about right
Throw bread crumbs at them
>>77947590
So if she says yes you just landed a date with a complete stranger
What's the next step in your master plan?
>>77947675
crashing her pussy...WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>77945458
Just look at this handsome motherfucker. How could such a supreme gentlemen not get laid?
Also it kills off mudslime immigrants who cant stand grim, cold wheater.
>>77942879
wtf hos love feeding ducks. you probly sperged out and misread their laughter as being towards you. you shouldve invited them to join
>>77947572
Google duck dicks.
ITT OP is a faggot and probably another thread sliding faggot looking to bait /pol/
NICE TRY FUCK FACE.
>>77947076
>A4 sheets of course
kek.
I'm just joshin' ya m8
The vast majority of police officers had the opportunity and smarts to study mathematics or physics, but they opted for public service because their staggeringly massive levels of intelligence could really be used in policing. It's our loss that such talent escaped academia, but a boon to the greater good that the greatest minds of our generation keep order in the streets.
>>77947512
>allowing seasons to run your life
beta as fuck
>>77943460
Lel
>>77947425
This most of the time
http://m.petsmart.com/h5/hub?id=%2Fbird%2Ffood%2Fall-living-things-duck-and-goose-blend-wild-bird-food-zid36-3238%2Fcat-36-catid-400051%3Fnull
>>77947675
take her on date, wtf kind of question is that?
you're the autistic one
>>77945335
"Why are the French posters always so terrible with interpunction?"
I don't see the issue, mon ami, why are, you upset ? "please help i am upset"; -you-
>>77947923
Why dont you go tan some more, summerfag
>>77947572
Thank you
>>77947675
Take her somewhere, dinner, bar, depend on where you live.
Invite her to your home, make physical contact, touch arms, legs, then go to the belly. Try a kiss, if she retribute, her pussy is yours
I swear to god it's something in the water that's turning women into cock goblins. At best I'm a 7/10, manlet, half Kurd with blonde hair and blue eyes. Every time I'm dragged out to a bar by my friends to not be antisocial random pretty women approach me for no reason whatsoever. I intentionally spill my spaghetti too just to see what happens and whores eat it up
Thinking that girls are laughing at you behind your back or to your face is a sign of paranoid delusions.
The sad truth is that they don't even notice you, and if they did, they wouldn't take the time to even make fun of you.
>>77948001
So your strategy is that, every single time a woman talks to you, you immediately ask them out, and completely disengage if they say no?
That's Elliot Rogers levels of autism right there, why not just chat casually? Fuck first of all don't you have actual standards for who you date? I actually wait until I'm interested in a person before I decide if they're worth dating.
>>77943460
Better feeding a duck than being a cuck you cunt.
>>77947442
>driving to a friend's house late at night
>there's a no left turn sign in the most convenient path to his street
>it's 1:30 am and I could take an extra 5 minutes to drive around the block or take the turn that literally inconveniences nobody
>take the turn
>get pulled over
>$150 dollar fine and 2 demerit points along with insurance premium increases if I get convicted
now I have to take time off work to go to court
thanks """"police""" for keeping our streets safe
>>77948078
Hey, summer is great
I wish I could be in a warmer region right now.
Winter is shit
>>77948164
a little of this tbqhwyfamalamadingdong
females are so absorbed in themselves that they look around and laugh at some thought they remembered having earlier in the day that was like so cute omg
>>77945458
it's such an injustice
>>77948218
you didn't even read my post
i said for no reason, why the fuck would you talk to someone in a non-social situation
i fucking hate that shit, small talk can die as well
>>77947988
I heard feeding canadian geese is bad, is this true?
>>77948218
>I actually wait until I'm interested in a person before I decide if they're worth dating.
faggot
>>77948001
i believe you also missed out on the bane reference
>>77948428
Yes, those fuckers are like vermin
>>77948428
Most vicious bird on this planet.
>>77948423
>Hi, how are you doing?
>D-do you wanna go out with me or something?
>What? I just said hi...
>Why would you if you don't want to date me!?
,I hate to move in circles here, but that's very autistic
>>77948470
no u
Chances are they were laughing at some joke and didn't even notice you were there. Not trying to make you feel better, it's just I know how you insecure fags are like.
>>77948581
dude you're looking at it from a beta bitch perspective
no, i dont ask all girls that say hi to me out, just the ones that are cunts about it
you know the ones that give you a cringe face, roll their eyes as they say hi
>>77948428
Yea. I just feed the ducks. Fuck the geese.
>>77948428
>feeding the angriest birds in the world
>>77948428
I feed the geese antacid
>>77948735
All right I can't have a conversation with the kind of teenager who uses all them buzzwords unironically
you have fun bro
I feel for you Ameribro, I don't know why, but it hurts me that u cant feed your ducks.. The world is so unfair..
>>77945610
kek
>>77945610
man you didn't even fucking get the flow of the song right
>Exposed as much as a shit skin in Iran or an African.
This doesn't fit with the fucking song REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77949163
I'll take some pics of my ducks when I go back later this week. They are a jovial lot.
>>77947509
i know he should be feeding the horse
>>77948528
kek
>>77945300
Those aren't even his ducks you moron. If he did it would probably be theft of state property or something. And you don't want to get jailed for stealing ducks.
>>77949267
he did a good job fuckin leaf
>love ducks
>embarrassed to go out of my way to feed em
>>77942879
>ITT: edgy faggots who think that there's something wrong with wanting to relax in a park and feed ducks.
Ignore the haters, lad, have fun feeding your ducks.
>>77948323
Hey, be nice, anon. Most officers of the law were top scholars growing up and chose a life of service to the community. Many are former infantrymen who wanted to give back to the country in ways their intricate knowledge of how to add numbers together and use language never could allow them. They were recruited by the military academies but chose to serve on the front lines because they are that selfless. They are using the vast collection of learned knowledge in their heads to contribute to public order. I doubt if you had the gift of reason like these men that you would sacrifice yourself so much.
I mean most these men gave up full ride scholarships to any university of their choice.
The caliber of genius that typically goes into law enforcement is unparalleled in any field. It's sad that you can't see that.
>>77942879
Were you singing the duck-feeding song? That might be why the laughed.
>>77949396
How old are you? Why do you like feeding ducks?
You seem pretty cool dude
>>77942879
Feed those sluts to the ducks.
>>77942879
Op seems based. I kinda want to feed ducks now. Big time cozy I bet.
>>77949837
I'm 30. Always loved feeding ducks. They are pretty sweet creatures.
>>77949920
Better than yoga
>>77947442
cops are generally bro as fuck
The only ones i've ever had be dickheads are the ones with state.
Tbh that could be because my old man is career law and fairly well known tho.
But it's always cool to go to the range or hunting/fishing with cop bros
>>77950060
Ducks are literally rape machines. Read up on duck reproduction, it's crazy.
>>77947512
Fuck IKTFB. Streets are empty in the winter, so calm and peaceful, people become timid and quiet
As soon as the spring/summer hits the niggers get 100 times louder and more violent, people become so fucking obnoxious, tourists everywhere.
You have to be a fucking subhuman to live in hot regions of the world. I get it now. Why is all of the major advancements of civilization made in cold areas? Because its civilized people contributing to society instead of dancing and swimming all day like fags
Shit, reading back this post I seem really butthurt, I guess I am
>>77950060
It's something about the way you write, maybe it's your humility, that makes me (and many other anons in this thread) really like you.
its ok OP just dont become this lad:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2627505/What-quack-Man-attacks-elderly-neighbor-told-stop-feeding-DUCKS.html
>>77949788
There aren't up votes here for awesome sauce levels of skinny jean cynicism.
>>77950259
Yea. True. I find that hilarious. Corkscrew dicks and fake vaginal canals.
Other than that, they are pretty chill
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/
>>77946216
Those black, soulless eyes...
>>77950351
if only it was so calm and peaceful in summer
>>77950415
Thanks senpai. Pol is pretty nice spot.
We should all feed ducks when we can. Just don't use bread. Bread is for the plebian geese.
>>77950259
>Tfw a duck will never rape you
>>77950416
That's horrible.
>>77950415
thats true, its quite a refreshing change after everyone being as obnoxious as possible
>>77950696
Let's make pol great again
>>77950259
http://www.webvet.com/main/2009/01/09/duck-mating-sex-lives-ducks
Literally the first word in the article is "Rape".
Maybe instead of raging at roasties like you're on /r9k/ you should fix whatever is wrong with you that is making them point and laugh. Spoiler alert: it isn't the duck feeding, girls like people who show empathy to animals,.
>fedoras
>neckbeards
>fandom graphic tees streetched over a fat moob body
>trenchcoat
>flabby body
See how many of these problem areas you have. You can't get mad for people who laugh at you if you look like a clown.
>>77945570
THOSE BLOODY BIRDS
>>77950453
Maybe I should train the ducks to enrich the sluts
Hmmm.. if funny man could train raptors, this might work out
ducks look pretty cool, I like looking at them
sluts too I guess
>>77942879
Reminder that women are infantile and pathetic, ignore their opinions and realize that they are lesser than you.
Unless you're an ugly beta with no money then they might actually be better off than you.
>>77950905
>women are sociopathic and emotionally cruel cunts
>therefore something must be wrong with OP
Typical nu-male feminist detected.
Contrary to your virgin worldview, the rejection of reddit stereotypes does not make you desirable to sluts.
>>77945055
a-HA, He got you good Anon! kekekekekekek
>>77950905
>go shopping
>herd of grils sitting on the stairs to the malll
>one of them rawred at me
>they all proceed to laugh and chatter
sure you have to fix yourself first, but man, its mostly culture that makes women behave like that
>>77946978
Kek
>>77942879
>I just want to get my tan in peace.
>
>Go to river park to get tan. Weirdo in rags sitting by water. He feeds ducks and glares at me. Fuck you duck feeders. I hope you all get avian flu from exposing your bread.
>
>It's just too much.
>
>Why can't we have public decency laws again?
>>77942879
Try and have sex with them you lil faggot.
>>77951675
this
>>77942879
I feed ducks all the time, a few times qts even talk to me sorry you're fugly bro
>>77946252
What the fuck is a Maccas?
>>77951910
aussie McDonalds
>>77942879
This thread is evidence that JIDF and others successfully infiltrated this board.
FFS, when was the last time you saw a redpill thread?! When I started lurking /pol/ a couple of years ago, there were always at least ten different daily redpill threads helping the goyim learn about the Jews, the Synagogue of Satan, Zionism, globalists, White genocide, Frankfurt School, cultural Marxism, communism, black crime, race & IQ, etc.
/pol/ has been infiltrated and we're losing...this thread is one more example.
>>77951101
C-Christ!
Get it away from me!
DELETE THIS
>>77952230
calm down and eat some bread mate
>>77952067
Well that's what you get for eating at McDonalds.
>>77943460
Feeding ducks is fun. I occasionally do it too.
>>77942879
What makes you think they were laughing at you specifically?
>>77952230
my theory is that people who posted that got bored
you want them back, post them yourself
ill not make 100th redpill thread, its tiresome and everybody saw that already
>>77952599
> feeding the pond jew
I just want to feed my park in peace.
Go to river girl to feed park. Ducks in bikinis laying out next to girl. They quack and laugh at me. Fuck you mallards. I hope you all get tongue rot from exposing your bills.
It's just too much.
Why can't we have public decency laws again?
>>77952945
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-_NzKteDeM
>>77952805
well brainwashed whores laugh at anyone who inst acting like wigger
I think I need a laughingfemales folder
>>77953056
what is this accent, it sounds familiar but i cant really place it
>>77948142
I do the same thing. I'm a decent looking guy, tall, etc, but women these days are so uninteresting to me that I just fuck with them for entertainment, and maybe 5% eventually catch on. Last one was a typical college girl, pretty but obviously a skank -- she offered to buy me a drink, so I chose a water. She wanted to know why I chose water, so I said I was a Mormon, followed by, "also it makes the raping easier". Didn't seem to phase her. I asked her if she wanted to go play legos at my moms house, she laughed and told me her room number, so I asked if she had legos. When she said no, I just walked away.
>>77943062
This.
>>77944336
fuckin this
>>77946216
>quack
>>77949788
Eh, it's still four years better than you did.
>>77953304
>I asked her if she wanted to go play legos at my moms house, she laughed and told me her room number, so I asked if she had legos. When she said no, I just walked away.
You = Niggers
Me = Aryan ubermensch traditionalists
This is why we need to gas you normies. You enable this "muh dik muhfugga #SHOTSSHOTSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS" behavior in women
>>77942879
Hi Muhammad
>>77943802
>>77945989
I want to know why sluts are laughing at him too. Why are sluts laughing at you, little OP? >>77942879
What's wrong with feeding ducks ? They're delicious.
>>77953096
idk, sometimes people are laughing at unrelated stuff and it can be easy to be paranoid about it if you're alone. Unless you literally overheard stuff directed at you feeding ducks, you don't really know. If you did though, those are some pretty terrible cunty people.
>>77953286
Northampton
>>77943802
they don't laugh at him, they wouldn't even know he exists but one of them happened to glance his way and saw his creepy staring.
>>77953720
isnt that illegal in france
>>77953711
I want to know to. I don't think women sluts have ever laughed at me.
>>77946900
>they laugh at me again as if I am some kind of retard.
hmmm
>>77944336
so much.
>>77953711
my bet is that he is ugly.
imo he shouldnt be laughed at for that unless he isnt aware of it and acts like he isnt.
>>77953940
I don't get it
>>77943332
OP is a homosexual but haven't realized yet. Or a monk, in this case, he should go to isolated elsewhere like hiking.
>>77944122
France! Thank God I found you.
I need to know what the difference is between the arts artikle and the definite article.
I mean, when can I tell the difference between "J'aime la musique." meaning: I love music or I love the music?
>>77954014
Foie gras is one of our most famous delicacy. Of course overfeeding ducks and geese isn't illegal. Only in other countries it is considered "intolerable treatment". What's next ? Keeping us from drowning sparrows in cognac ?
>>77942879
>decency
Hoping to torture and punish others whose morality and decency is much higher than your own
>>77953940
dont know why you find that funny, most european countries have it banned
>>77946216
>literally feeding evil rapists
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/
>>77954371
This is why Italian's food is better, no savagery required
How long before being laughed at by girls in bikinis while you feed ducks is a specific genre of fetish porn?
>>77954693
>paraguay
>>77943460
Fuck off squeaker, duck-feeding is a manly pasttime.
>>77954193
Combination of context and tone
>>77954812
No bully pls i also hate being a spic
>>77954957
you know nothing about french
fuck off
I remember when feeding ducks / birds etc. was a pretty normal thing to bloody do
We used to do it all the time growing up, it was just normal and a nice way to pass time
So much has changed in so short a time. For the worse.
>>77943062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZKIfCJZvZo#t=120
>>77953936
>>77953975
True, not for being ugly. If he was being a creep or an autist then yeah I understand. OP that'll teach you not to be a sperg one day. It builds character. >>77942879
>>77954957
How does that make any sense?
Please use an example.
>>77942879
If my tongue is buried in the asshole of the broad on the left, do the other two broads get jealous and beg for me to jam my tongue in their asses?
>>77946252
>Strayan
>Cop
Lmao, how does that even work? Do you banter people to death?
>>77955198
I'm pretty sure it still is a normal thing, at least in the UK.
>>77954411
Foie gras is protected gastronomic patrimony.
>>77954693
What do you even eat in paraguay ? Humanitary help ?
>>77955142
I'm not a nerdy faggot like u. Why don't you try doing something practical
>>77955328
he shitposts them to submission with non-lethal banter, killing is illegal in australia
>>77942879
>Bikinis
You are both blind and retarded. Sorry OP, there is no cure for your faggotry.
>>77955537
Look at this dude
>>77955505
Shit german do in the northern part (we leave them with some unmixed to do the work) and meat and mate
spic related a hans and some slaves
>>77945607
>does anyone have a theory as to what gramps meant with "ought"
He tried to type "point" but his fingers are fat.
>>77955817
These fucks broke every rule but make some god damm good cheese
>>77955817
>german "cuisine" is all paraguay eats
Now that's just sad.
>>77955505
J'aime la musique.
Is it: I like the music?
or: I like music?
>>77956319
second one
I feel ya OP, even as a "male feminist" I wonder what the fucking point is of wearing almost no clothing in public
>but its le hot
One thing muslims are right about is that when it gets hot, you need layers
>>77955895
Correct
>>77943460
>not sharing your grain bounty with mallards
Come on now lad
>>77956406
How do you say the first one then?
>>77944655
Get a duck and train it to slap them with its corkscrew penis
>>77956406
I tried translating and it says both are correct.
How the fudge do I tell the difference?
>>77956481
j'aime cette musique
>>77956414
>Male feminist
You like when your gf strap-on you or you just let Tyrone fuck her ?
>>77942879
She's like
>oh my god my ass you make it feel so good!"
And I'm just down there like
>sthfffckumoodmitch
So the other two broads start sticking their assholes up next to my face sayin
>eat my ass, baby! tongue my starfish!
And the broad that has my tongue in her ass tells the other two cunts to
>fuck off he's licking my asshole
Slaps her ass
>dont touch me bitch!
So she smacks her ass harder and now they're both turned on and start finger banging each other sticking pussy fingers in my face, what the fuck am I gonna do? I still got one more asshole to tongue punch, she's a nice girl, doesn't want to fight, she just wants her asshole licked.
What the fuck is going on, right?
this >>77943334
Allah all the way
>>77956653
if you want to learn french you have to stop thinking in your native language or english and start thinking in french
>>77956655
>>77956759
Thanks guys. Big help. Have exam in seven days.
>>77956930
>start thinking in french
that sounds horrible
>>77956930
I speak 4 different languages and this is the first time I've stumbled across such an issue. But you're most likely right.
faggot sage
>Eh
Great attitude. No wonder you topped your class
>>77957098
Fuck you, monaco.
>>77956930
I always try to do it, but it's so fucking tempting to switch back to English. I can think in French for about 20 minutes. If you actually do it, though, your French skill increases like 10x as fast.
>>77954825
>white
>>77957320
Hahaha. Is Monaco bizaro Poland?
>>77942879
I hope you werent feeding those ducks bread. That does more harm do ducks than good.
>>77957320
well, senegal, soon you will be thinking in arabic so your suffering will end :DDDDDDD
>>77947572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA
>>77957163
yeah french is weird as fuck
i had french for 8years in school and i still don't understand a lot of word constructions
>>77956832
either that happened to you or you're a sad lonely person
>>77947406
i love american logic sometimes
>>77957529
>call me senegal
>while pocketing my hard earned tax money
Hilarious. Not senegal yet. Hopefully never.
>>77957642
That's messed up. You should try learning german though, it's fucking horrible. Their sentence structure is totally upside down, they connect all of their add words into one long ass word and they never use a fucking period in their sentences, it just goes on and on forever.
>>77942879
go feed your ducks bro. ducks b4 fucks
>>77957429
Poland flag is opposite of poland (red on top of white).
>>77948323
>gets caught breaking the law
>waaaa cops are so mean
You don't only follow laws when it is convenient for you
>>77957529
Urgh, what a CoD response.
>>77958185
Yeah I noticed. Guess I should have phrased my sentence differently.
>>77958053
kek
well i speak dutch so german is probably the easiest language for me to learn
>>77948323
Dumbass. If you're going to break the law don't cry when you get caught, that's just pathetic.
>>77943911
Not really, and especially Not with bread.
>>77958365
Lucky you. I'm still hoping for that whole fourth reich thing to happend, otherwise my german lessons will be wasted.
>>77943364
Why ducks?
>>77958023
>while pocketing my hard earned tax money
they grant asylum to poles now?
>>77958280
If you want to practice your French, go to /fr/ench general on /int/. We'll gladly discuss with you and you can ask all the questions.
>>77958508
They grant EU funds for eastern shitholes I actually voted against when asked for their inclusion in EU in 2008.
>>77946216
Feed it your dick
>>77958467
the EU is the 4th reich, better pray the brits drink the kool aid and stay
>>77951523
ALL PRAISE QEK
>>77958467
Your German lessons were wasted. German is a soon-to-be dead language. Learn Arabic.
>>77958544
Neat! I didn't know there were a french board on here. Thanks, I'll defenatly do that.
>>77958482
Swans cucked him last summer.
>>77958664
but its a business deal not aultruistic help, west takes our industries and by now we pay more than we get.
same as marshall plan in france, you got US cash, jews got your balls
>>77958695
Lol good luck with Hillary pal.
>>77952285
still as based a post as ever their was
>>77958769
Maybe I'll just move to Slesvig-Holstein, probably the second best thing.
>>77956832
came
>>77958858
>but its a business deal not aultruistic help
You got 90 billions of help by EU during the last 10 years, no other country in eastern europe got as much. I didn't want you in EU, I voted against, it was forced on me, I pay for it and you even have the guts to insult me. How are you different from the mudshits who come in EU exactly ?
>>77958912
nope it will be trump
>>77959085
>>77959049
froggie, i just said its not help, and explained why, you need to chill
on the other hand i would be pissed all the time too if i had hordes of nigs and shitskins in my country
This fucking thread holy shit
>>77958769
>mfw we will never be part of Großdeutschland
>>77959306
did you register to vote?
>>77959515
Yeah I'm voting to stay in.
>>77959295
You can call it whatever you want, I pay for this shit.
Call me senegal when your country doesn't receive the money I'm taxed. Which is probably soon since EU will hopefully collapse.
>>77959669
are you being serious? :(
>>77959287
November is a month
>>77959702
french bro why are you so upset?
my taxes go to a lazy nigger in Mississippi, it's just part of being a nation-state
>>77959770
Yes. I want to trigger myself. This will be the mental way. The physical way comes a day after the results.
>>77944336
Vile pancake ass
>>77959702
i can feel the butthurt, france will soon join our glorious belt
>>77959898
best part is, our industry got germanized for cheap so they paid the money for that, and we are even paying it back now on top of that.
i dont get why he is upset
>>77959295
Da fuq? Do your country really only have 31.000 muslims while France have 6 millions?
>>77959798
Haha fuck I didn't even notice that. Anyhow, I didn't write it.
>>77947081
Extra summer in here
>>77946900
Probably because you are an ugly retard
>>77945667
Best post got no replies.
>>77945798
>>77949267
This is a terrible thread
>>77960125
>>77959295
If so, then the EU is truely fucking France over.
>>77960125
i dont know about france, i thought asking about religion was illegal there, but here most muslims are tatars not ahmeds, and their numbers are pitful and not growing, moreover they are muslims in name only
>>77960368
Still you have close to none muslims and yet almost no other country has as strong accumulated hate for them as you do.
>>77942879
Bob Ross finally lost his serenity :(
>>77954193
both lol good duck man french is complicated
>>77960125
>while France have 6 millions
Is this 1985 ? It was already 6 millions in 1985. It's probably more 15 to 20 millions. I'm not kidding, and it has nothing to do with EU (we don't even get refugees here, they want to go to germany or england).
>>77960985
>all lowercase id
neat
>>77947636
o fuck kek
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