>Glad to see you woke up there, Hans! You were mumbling something about a Merkel and a Brexit. You're just in time for the last push to Moscow.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77916000
If only. Triple get. Maybe tomorrow morning.
>>77916000
But... Where is my glorious multicultural utopia? Where is Achmed fucking my wife's daughter?
>>77916000
>last push into Moscow
>>77916000
Ernst I just had the worst fucking nightmare ever. I had dreams about trannies and niggers destroying our society and an internet that worships a frog. Lets go kill some Russians.
Panic, cause the meatgrinde that is the eastfront is a deathsentence.
>Mfw
Top kek OP
>>77916524
This, I go AWOL right away and start planning how to make the cool things like the internet I dreamed possible.
>>77916524
Sven, wake up. You were muttering something about an Eastern Front and Fuhrers.
Come, it's time to perform meme magic for the glory of KEK.
>>77916100
So close yet so far. Also, WTF Poland?
>it was all a dream
>>77916608
>I dreamed of a world
>A world with Mexican intellectuals
>>77916000
>why the fuck is everything black and white? I'm not a fucking camera.
>>77916000
OH GOD SOMEONE CALL THE FÜHRER AND TELL HIM THEY CRACKED ENIGMA
>WINTER INVASION OF RUSSIA
>>77916920
i'd live in that world desu
>>77916000
Say, friend, do you by any chance know the quickest route back to berlin? You know, for intelligence purposes..
>>77916000
Duubz and this will me be tomorrow.
Privjet my Kameraden, I vanna speak wiz the Führer or Manstein.
>J-ja Fritz. Ich bin ""Hans"""
(DUN DUN DUN)
if kek wishes
>>77916000
Ahhhh what is this psychosis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZuzw2TCNSU
>>77916000
>German soldier of the Wehrmacht
>speaks english
What twisted alternate reality is this?
What was daily life actually like in the Reich?
>>77917494
who is him
>"Hans, we are mobilizing, vee must move Ost!"
>"Fritz, phonen the OBW and direct me to Herr Goering! I have something to tell Kommand..."
>"Hallo? This besser be gut Soldat!"
>"I have seen der Futur, the plans to our victory have come to me in a dream.."
>"Ja? Und was ist das?"
>"M E M E S"
>one month of R&D later
>Nazis poised to conquer entirety of globe
>Giant alabaster Pepe citadel in the style of Albert Speer in the zentrum of Berlin
>>77918100
The eternal Anglo. (aka cancer of the planet )
>>77918549
I'm sorry you seem to have typed cancer instead of ruler
>>77917794
YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW, KRAUT
>>77918203
Germany never aimed to conquer the world.
>>77918629
>tiny island full of muslims
>ruler of the planet
Pick one
Oh thank God, I had this horrible dream that Europe was turned into a dumping ground for the thi-
>hold on a minute there, OP!
>It's the current year (1945) and we're surrendering!
Hnnnngggghhhhh!
>>77918807
B- but Hitler promised us the world.
("Heute Deutschland, morgen die ganze welt ")
>>77916000
It was horrible Gunther. There were tens of millions of non Europeans everywhere, women were degenerate and breeding with them, men were dressing as women and it was seen as normal. Christianity was dying and the Pope was a Communist.
It was terrifying. Let us hope we destroy Communism here so that our descendants will never feel the agony of its effects...
Vorwärts nach Osten!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HduaX-LqdFs
>>77919111
that would be globalist
>>77918821
>He typed in English
>but won't the Russians just retreat behind the Urals and then rape us to death
>oh fug you have a point there hans
>>77918807
Oh shit, you're right worst kind of literal-minded Leaf faggot, I completely forgot to restrict the concept of Lebensraum to Europe and Africa in my JOKE. I forgot the Nazis didn't build alabaster temples to frog memes from the 2010s, better fix that too.
kys
>>77919192
>The language used in this website
>>77919111
Via political might not military.
"There will come a day when the millions that hate us, will join us in our movement"
WAKE ME UP
>>77916667
Subject Brit216 is awake. Unusual reported activity coming from this jar in the last four hours. It kept repeating the letters k e and k.
>>77919543
I still trust in murica to save the world
>>77919308
>liberal
Try again faggot.
>kys
Can't spend a second to type "kill yourself"?
Fuck off
>>77918549
Shut up or we kick your ass again faggot go get raped by rapeugees faggot
>>77920628
I didn't call you "liberal" I said, verbatim, "literal-minded". Holy fuck can you take a second to read?
>>77920954
Can you take a second to spell?
SEND ME BACK TO BERLIN QUICK, I HAVE A NIGHTMARE ABOUT THE FUTURE BUT I ALSO KNOW HOW JET ENGINES WORK, NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS AND NUCLEAR BOMBS. WE WILL HAVE HEAT SEEKING ANTI AIR MISSILES IN 5 MONTH, SEND ME HOOOMEEEEEEEEEE. ALSO BEFORE I GO, SURROUND MOSCOW LIKE HITLER WANTS, NO FRONTAL ASSAULT.
They´ll probably just shoot me right there.
>>77921044
Do I have to spoonfeed you what L-I-T-E-R-A-L M-I-N-D-E-D means you fucking illiterate?
>>77921191
Do I have to teach you how to spell out "kill yourself"?
>>77916880
>i used to read word-up magazine
>>77921238
Does deciphering acronyms hurt your brain?
kys
>>77921419
>kys
You still can't spell "kill yourself"?
Why can I understand English? Did we lose already?
>>77916000
GET ME OUTTA HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP6LcBDMHYA
why are we slave again?
we were cruising towards becoming superpower.
>>77916960
Barbarossa began in June nigga
>>77916000
>don't let your memes be dreams
>>77921146
So you have the technical ability to help design jet engines, nuclear power plants and nuclear bombs with Nazi Germany's limited resources? I honestly doubt it
>>77921498
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>77919153
This video is not available in your country
This will happen to you if you don't brexit James
>>77922786
>Nazi Germany's limited resources?
Sure, and let's use those few resources to kill six million Jews.
>>77921146
> yfw V2 rockets knocking out bombers instead of pointless launchings at Uk
>>77916000
if only
>>77916000
I NEED TO GET TO HITLER I HAVE TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE WAR
Nobody has a chance to win in total war against Russia.
When will West learn?
>>77922786
no common sense is hans probably lost his mind and putting a bullet in the back of his head is merciful
>Germany wins WWII
>Jews expelled from Europe
>Communism crushed
>Nationalism, ethnocentrism, a militarism continue to grow
>Germany still has most of the best scientists in the world and the means and desire to fuel scientific growth
>Space travel becomes a focus and not a means of oneupmanship
>Colonize moon
>Continue to expand outwards
>No niggers, muslims, libshits, and jews to ruin anything
We could have had it all
>>77919308
you're getting trolled pretty hard>>77920954
>>77920954
>>77921191
>>77921419
>>77923139
b8ed m8
Why didn't the Germans just take the warmer clothes from dead Soviets?
There were millions more Soviets dying than Germans, so surely there'd be enough to go round?
I've asked this for years and never get a solid response.
>>77925371
Looting soldiers for proper fitting clothes is time consuming and not only that but you don't know want kind of parasites or bacteria that clothing has.
>>77925729
Better than freezing to death, no?
>>77916931
>implying
>>77919315
Our website :)
>>77925371
Enjoy your time with comrade scabies.
>>77916000
ON YOUR FEET, MAGGOT!
>>77916681
fucking kek
Here we go boys hold my beer i got this
>>77916000
"Hey frank your finally up! You hit your head pretty hard. mubling somethin about "merkel" and "we were wrong". But come on it's time to free this area forever for the people of Europe."
>>77922786
Well, I´m doing my PhD in physics currently so yeah.... I would be known as the next einstein, giving them advanced weaponry, night vision equipment, nuclear powerplants and bombs, transistor technology for computers, flat screens, UV-lithography for microchips. Then heat seaking missiles, stealth technology, advanced infantry weapons, helicopters, more efficient fuel, satelites, GPS, lasers, LED´s.. you name it.
Send me back to Germany in 1933 and we would have forced britain, france and the USSR into surrendering by 1940, given the war starts in 1939. The nazis would have planes nobody could attack and anti air technology nobody could penetrate at that time. Better assault rifles for infantry together with modern sniper rifles, night vision also helps....
