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DEFCON 3 ISSUED.
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http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/
Unusual UnitedStates strategic activity now being observed. We have no context for any of this. We do not know what is going on.
This is the DEFCON Warning System. Alert status for 9:43 P.M., Sunday, June 19th, 2016. Condition code is Yellow. DEFCON 3.
There are currently no imminent nuclear threats against the United States at this time, however the situation is considered fluid and can change rapidly.
Multiple sources have confirmed unusual strategic activity in the United States and Russia. At this time, we are unable to ascertain what exactly has caused such a reaction.
Information coming to the DEFCON Warning System indicates high level maneuvers to defuse whatever situation is occurring. We have very little information beyond this.
At this time, U.S. and Russian forces are in the air, likely moving to control points. We have no reports of any engagements. Domestic assets are moving into defensive positions.
INCOMING REPORTS OF US BOMBERS BEING DEPLOYED JUST NOW.....
If we all die, I die happy knowing that we are all dead
Kek nuke everything on this rotten planet.
>>77885576
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/us-bombers-in-russian-airspace/index.html
Oh fuck.
>>77885576
no sorce?
>>77885474
Bring it on.
>>77885721
God, let this happen if you're not a massive cunt t. humans
>>77885923
YOU GOT ME REAL STEAMED NOW BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77886026
>>77886093
Fuck they took down the link, be safe guys.
>>77885474
>>77885474
>>77885474
THIS
IS
THE
BIGGEST
HAPPENING
EVER
>>77885923
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/us-bombers-in-russian-airspace/index.html
fake.
>>77885938
DWS contacts are saying Stratcom bombers are deployed. Check their chat/forums. They're double confirming recent reports right now.
>>77885474
Will the jew finally be burned out from this world? They are the race least likely to survive nuclear attacks since there's so little of them.
Good fucking riddance.
>>77885474
Everyone dead confirmed.
>>77885923
Fake link, don't bother.
>>77885721
I'm with you, m80.
U.S. Air Force Channel still encrypted.
>>77885923
Kek. Literally jumped off my chair.
>>77885474
I thought you were bullshiting, But:
http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/
http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-the-Defcon-Scale
>>77885964
Sauce
>>77885474
My friend is currently in the military. Which branch? The one where you have midnight chow and can skype. He said he had to go forty minutes ago and that the hallway sgt was rounding up all the men to meet outside and that it wasn't a drill.
I know you guys won't believe me but he did seem pretty frazzled. Anyway bumping for more news.
WHITEMAN AFB IS LIT UP. THEY ARE -ALL- LAUNCHING. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS HAPPEN BEFORE
When was the last time this happened?
>some unofficial web site
lmao
I want to believe
That website is ran by some neck beard it's not official you useless niggers
>>77886453
9/11, jew war of 1970, ect
>>77885474
FUARK!!! I WASN'T READY 4 DIS!!!
>>77886579
see
>>77886354
As I said
>>77886537
>implying the official source would ever warn you
Its called open source intel faggot.
>>77885474
>mfw I said a few hours back on my Jewbook that I'd be for Russia invading Sweden.
>mfw I see this now
>>77885474
>defconwarmingsystem
>literally a fat NEET LARPer with a basement full of canned goods
Yeah the Twitter defconwarmingsystem is totally a reliable source guys
>>77886440
What's your evidence?
>>77886495
Please, give us direct access to DEFCON. DWS is the closest and most reliable resource we have.
It's not real you fucking retards
Stop posting fake happenings
REEEEEEEE
Wasn't the "defcon" system officially scrapped in 2002 in favor of the national security rainbow.
>>77886662
When have happenings ever happened.
>>77885474
IT'S NOT REAL, STOP THIS SHIT
>>77886453
What? A shitpost about a happening that was baseless?
I dunno, we get about 5 of those a day.
>>77885721
I feel shitty for feeling this as well. Western civ is killing itself and I'd rather see us all dead then for it to continue turning to shit like this.
That said I don't really want to see us all dead but I could accept it
>>77886579
Is this an attempt to slide the thread?
"Roll" images are the most successful, right above "You've been visited by X, so post Y"
I've never called anybody a shill before, but I'm callin' you out.
>>77886721
I watched watching the Orlando shooting happen live on /pol/
It was lit af
>>77886579
Enjoy your ban.
>>77886354
>defcon
>its a fucking .com site
give me a fucking break, if it was official it would be a .gov, but its not like they plaster USNATSEC openly on the internet in the first place, is it?
Why would NORAD or any of the U.S. Military leak a Defcon 3 for a bunch of animu-loving shitposters to notice?
>>77885474
/x/ posting
>>77886814
>>77886882
>These newfags
These retards went to Defcon 2 beforw, literally nothing happened.
Grow up you tards
>>77886901
Is everyone on pol completely fucking retarded?
This is open source intel.
It never claimed to be "official"
You fucking NEETs.
>>77886579
someone explain this to me
>>77886839
That was a nutty night, was funny seeing how slow msm was to report
>>77885474
PLZ NUKE US ALL
PLZ NUKE US ALL
PLZ NUKE US ALL
>>77886579
>I'm too scared to address this immediate nuclear threat
>t-this is now a r-roll thread
>>77887026
Stop wasting my time faggot I'm a senior engineer who makes 200k+a year, don't waste my time with bullshit fucking happens. This is your last fucking warning you stupid little cunt fuck off from my board
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>77887021
We're all newfags here.
Besides, I have no faith in "DefconWarningSystem.com". I never said I did. Just because I'm not participating in your nigger roll thread doesn't mean I'm a retarded happenfag.
>>77885474
Apparently Russian jets bombed the shit out of rebels RIGHT IN FRONT OF AMERICAN JETS. We just got KEKED the fuck out.
>>77887230
>flag
wew lad
>>77886579
niggerz
would suck to die a virgin tbqh
>>77886721
Actually if you take into account the military movements in the Baltics and Poland on-going, yeah, it is real. Just yesterday I have seen at least 10 military planes above South Eastern Hungarian airspace during the two hours I was harvesting cherry. On a normal day you can see one at most the entire day.
>>77885474
Hey guys, I live LITERALLY across the street from the State Department here in DC. What are my chances of making it through this one?
I hate you roleplaying faggots. Ive been praying for the happening for a decade or more. Stop the gayness.
>>77887362
The happening will only happen if you make it.
>>77885474
It's not happening. It's never happening.
Russia probably dick waving into some NATO nations airspace again. More bullshit grandstanding IMO.
I suppose if it is then it makes sense. The US has been sailing ships in the South China Sea to tell China to fuck off, and NATO has put more troops in its eastern neighbors to tell Russia to fuck off. Now we wait and see how they respond. Most likely they'll just do nothing but if something does happen the military is ready.
>>77887335
Get the fuck out of DC what are you doing nigger?
>>77887302
sauce
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE SKY ITS FUCKING ON FIRE WHAT THE FU
>>77887432
>Latvia
>Will be first to be sent to pogrom
Another day, another disappointment
>>77887335
Pic related
>>77887335
>implying any of the DC metropolitan area could or would survive a full nuclear engagement
Lol
>>77887455
Fuck it. It's probably the safest place to be in the US besides Alaska.
The tweets said something about Russian movement in the Ukraine area and that the information that they are receiving is sketchy. I wonder what's happening with skyking.
>>77887302
That appears to be the case.
http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/
The funniest thing is how the gov's PR machine is ground to a still on Syrian shit. It's tough convincing the public that proxy wars to overthrow stable states is a good idea.
>>77886891
It doesn't claim to be official, but it's been around a long ass time and is generally very accurate.
>>77887432
Nor with THAT attitude, baconstrip
>>77887515
I didn't imply anything, retard. I asked a question. Now answer.
>>77885923
Told you that electing that nigger would get us all killed.
>>77887535
>Implying that Russia would nuke the shit out of everywhere but our capital
wow....makes you think
>>77887607
0%
innawoods
Oh shit guys this is real. My bro just called me he's in WV and said there are motorcades of buses heading for Greenbriar.
>>77887607
First you ask a stupid question, then you give an even dumber response. Holy shit do I have to spell it out for you cupcake? If a happening occurred you are in prime target uno. You would be completely and utterly boned.
CNN just went offline. This can mean one of three things:
1) Huge volume of traffic.
2) Government intervention.
3) Pure coincidence.
>>77887614
>>77887698
>>77887755
>implying implyment of implyitudinal implications
Missile Defense Systems focused to primarily protect DC, just sayin
>>77887555
Also Russia is playing the blame game right now.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/06/19/russia-says-us-failed-to-provide-syrian-opposition-locations.html
oh my dog its finally happening
>>77887776
Works fine for me. Loads immediately.
>>77887776
It's still online for me
>>77887776
It's working for me.
No one suspects the Summer Russian.
>>77885923
Noicze flag famo
>>77887852
That's your cache. I can confirm that CNN is currently down.
>>77887834
>mfw I know this is Independence Day just from that single scene
I have watched that movie too many times. What am I doing with my life?
>>77885474
BREAKING:
CHINE HAS LAUNCHED ATOMIC MISSILES FROM THE CITY OF QINSHAN
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE CALLING FOR EVERYONE TO HEAD TO THEIR LOCAL NUCLEAR SHELTER
>>77887907
Really?
Because http://www.isitdownrightnow.com/cnn.com.html seems to think you're wrong.
>>77887945
When will people learn that sauce is needed
>>77887786
A missile defense system can not do shit against a full nuclear engagement. You're flinging too much shit at one time for it to fucking catch them all you dense motherfucker. You really struggle with the concept of putting two and two together don't you?
>>77887907
It's reporting that the Cavs just won, and I haven't been there since this morning. Stop roleplaying.
>>77887362
We're just trying to prepare everyone for the real happening. This time, however, it's probably not a drill.
>>77887907
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/cnn.com
>>77887945
Nobody's gonna fall for that b8.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/06/19/OP-is-a-gigantic-faggot-who-loves-big-black-cock.html
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
>bombers from both sides are in the air!
>WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>DEFCON 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, it could just be a training coincidence.
>>77888001
Bro, you are so smart. I'm convinced. You must work at the DoD with all of this know-how.
is anybody in their discord server?
What's going on?
>>77888091
The link's broken . . .
Kek and the man of mythos confirm.
>>77888076
CHINESE NUCLEAR MISSILE HEADING TO UNDISCLOSED LOCATION. JAPANESE JET IS CURRENTLY LIVESTREAMING.
>http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/china-nuclear-missile-emergency-stream
>>77888091
Why does australia always bring the bants?
Always
>>77888236
Go to sleep faggot.
>>77888236
Fake
>>77888241
We love our high-energy Australian shitposters, don't we? Am I right?!
>>77886202
You know that's bs rp stuff right?
>>77886440
around 2013, the only time we ever went past 3 was the Cuban missile crisis, we went to 2
>>77888307
>http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/china-nuclear-missile-emergency-stream
Lolololo the Kraut took the bait!
>>77885964
Coal burner
>>77887432
>>77888236
That's a dramatic change in tone. Definitely not quality posts, friend.
>tfw I have to work tomorrow
>tfw I will probablt miss the great happening
kill me please
>>77886206
Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war, those vermin will cling to life
http://www.newsweek.com/putin-calls-snap-drill-russia-military-nato-470224
>>77888405
How's the evening Costa Rica?
>>77886579
Who the fuck would roll for this?
You niggers need to step up on your link game
LINKS FOR LURKERS
REMINDER: LURKERS ARE THE BEST KIND OF POSTERS
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)
>CSPAN
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
http://wikitv.eu/cspan/
>FBN
http://www.baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/
>CNNi
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-international-live-stream/
>other
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cbs-live-stream
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/
>ABC's IP TV links
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live1@136327/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live2@136328/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live3@136329/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live4@136330/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live5@136331/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
>>77886644
Except its not open
This topic is too meta for me.
>>77885474
Look outside the nukes are leaving the silos.
Already past the clouds!!!
>>77888469
calm, it's not raining, I am kinda sleepy, thanks for asking :^)
how is your evening Germany?
This shit is always fake. Fuck off
>It's a /pol/ role-playing thread
How about you faggots kill yourselves?
>>77888488
But literally nothing is happening.
>>77885474
At first i thought that was a troll website then i realized its the official website of the pentagon's DEFCON center. We really are in the early stages of WW3.
>>77888488
THIS is a good post. Definitely saving this to a notepad document.
tyty
>>77885474
Oh look... It's this thread again.
>>77888572
Why are you so starving?
yeah sure m8
is it time ? is the sweet release of death by nuclear fire finally coming ?
...aaaand it just happened. Goodnight gentleman.
>>77888091
Never change, Australia.
>>77888732
Praise be kek, I hope so.
>>77888600
It's actually almost 8 AM in central Europe. Getting ready for work and seeing this thread. Guess we need more quality on our board again.
>>77885474
K KEEP ME POSTED
>>77887945
>nuclear shelter
Who has a nuclear shelter besides john goodman. What is this, the 1950s?
>>77888617
>tripfagging (using a username)
>Official pentagon website
>"The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors world events and assesses nuclear threats against the United States by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch."
Being this much of a newfag. Lork more.
>>77888769
Nice.
>>77888732
>capitchka select all of the sandwiches
>>77887900
/r ing a city of chimps once more edit
>tfw I will never feel the sweet release in death
Literally nothing.
DEFCON 3 because the Russians are sending bombers towards the UK. They are not dumb enough to actually nuke the UK. But NATO won't pretend Russia does not have the capability of doing so.
So, the US goes to DEFCON 3, launches its bombers, and so on. Nothing happens, bombers go home. But in the interim, Russia goes home knowing that the US is still deploying strategic assets at the drop of a hat.
>>77888790
I see, good luck at work then!
I am going to bed now
KEK BRING US DOOM PLEASE
>>77888745
holy fuck
>>77888828
even then a nuclear shelter aint gonna save you for shit against modern nukes unless you have it go miles underground
SKYKING SKYKING
DO NOT RESPOND
SKYKING SKYKING
DO NOT RESPOND
>>77888902
Source bitch.
>>77888310
Wait really?
Skyking is broadcasting.
>>77888968
Shit
>>77887499
I like images like this. Please post more of them.
>>77888902
You're right. We live in a completely stable world, where things never escalate out of control. Especially between the U.S. and Russia. Nothing ever happens....
Except when it does.
>>77888990
God, that was a fucking legendary thread.
>>77888990
8992 is actually active at the moment.
>>77888990
Three for actual war
>>77888898
Reveal to me your secrets, vampire.
>>77886718
>Wasn't the "defcon" system officially scrapped in 2002 in favor of the national security rainbow.
No, the color system was created to rate the potential for a terrorist attack by the DHS, the DEFCON system is purely for military readiness.
I live in san diego and there have been jets flying through literally all day
>something is actually happening
>>77888999
Meme magic just got too real
Rolling for Armageddon.
>>77886891
Site is based on Stratfor/Ex military people who monitor these things.
There was also the "Syrian dissent channel" today where 51 diplomats have basically revolted on Obama demanding that the US start a major war in Syria with Assad.
>>77885474
HOLY FUCK CALIFORNIA IS GETTING BOMBED HELP
Please kill me Russia. I want peace at last.
Theme
https://youtube.com/?#/watch?v=OthBrbPm6aI
>>77889245
Can confirm this. It's already happening in California.
who /comfy/ here?
>>>/wsg/1142063
>>>/wsg/1142063
>>77889198
>national security rainbow.
>>77889025
The source is half a century of US strategic policy. The US Military is always poised to exterminate all life on this planet at the drop of the hat, and we are constantly reminding potential enemies of our power to do so.
>>77887335
None, since a pack of feral looting niggers will disembowel you if SHTF.
>>77888657
>site's content is literally 100% shitpost, it could be called "/pol/ Happening Thread dot com"
>registered in Melbourne
Those kangaroo-niggers have fooled me for the last time
>>77889245
If you aren't already comfy, there's no help for you.
>>77886418
>ALRIGHT MAGGOTS
>SOMEONE SHIT IN THE LATRINE AND DIDN'T FLUSH
>AS PUNISHMENT, YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN EVERY INCH OF THESE BARRACKS WITH TOOTBRUSHSES, NO SLEEP TONIGHT YOU NANCIES!
What really happened
SUMMARY IN ~20 seconds on the discord
GET IN HERE
>>77888999
Yes! Kekacolypse now!
>>77889245
BREAKING:
CHINESE OFFICIALS CONFIRM THAT THEIR NUCLEAR MISSILE IS ON ITS WAY TO LEVEL LOS ANGELES. PANIC ON THE STREETS AT THIS TIME.
>>77886418
There has been a ton of US military movement in Estonia recently. Random ass deployments.
>>77889397
Link?
>>77889241
It was just 51 random jackoffs that work at the state department, it doesnt mean shit
>>77887335
Maybe we could send you pizzas?
Tfw snuggling with kitten while lurking
>>77889328
To addendum this. The happening in US military doctrine is mass nuclear annihilation. If it comes down to nukes, there is no proportional response. We fire them ALL.
This is meaningless.
>>77886440
The AFB near my house is silent.
>>77889435
Thank god so many dead Mexicans and liberals. Based China.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DAVID CAMERON AND HE SAID WW3 IS STARTING BECAUSE BREXIT IS WINNING IN THE POLLS FUCK
>>77889451
https://discordapp.com/invite/0116Q1TlZkrPCtdcd
>>77889472
Pretty smart IMHO
>>77889501
False flag nuke strike on Russia to divert attention from the vote.
>>77889478
How do you know that? What kind of radio should I buy if I want to know this kind of stuff? I live about 100 miles from Joint Base San Antonio so I should be able to listen in on a lot right?
>>77889478
That's a decoy base.
>>77889435
Nothing lost desu
>>77889566
We should have seen this coming.
Just got off the phone with Zyklon Ben. He confirms it is indeed happening.
>>77885474
I can report we have multiple jet fighters in the air over Copenhagen. Shit they are noisy!
>>77889634
Because I live right next to it nothing is going on.
>>77889638
It's actually listed as one of the first places to go in the event of a nuclear attack on the US. It is a high priority target.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaFJqaQF-5M&feature=youtu.be&a
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
>ALL STATIONS
I'm in LA and the fighting is getting closer. I can hear artillery on the edge of the city.
>>77889749
Too many carbon emissions, would be better to just surrender
>>77885923
DELETE THIS!
>>77889783
you listening? I thought they were jamming 8992
So when the nukes strike will it light up the night sky?
>>77889435
if a nuke is set off in LA, how will that affect las vegas
>>77889803
Go out and live stream or take selfies in the battle.
CAN CONFIRM 20 jets just took off from the Mt-Royal mountain base here in Montreal.
>>77885474
The DEFCON warning system is a top military secret you retarded fuck. No one knows it.
STOP
>>77889918
Depends on the type of nuke and wind direction but you're definitely due for some fallout.
Guys ruskies just entered house, took my GBPs!
>>77889918
>Los Angeles
>How will it affect Las Vegas
c'mon man
>>77889948
Sounds like a scramble ramble.
>>77885474
PLEASE PLEASE UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR I AM READY TO HAVE MY BODY SHRED TO PIECES BY BALLISTIC PIECES OF METAL PLEASE GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO END THIS AGONIZING EXISTENCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=436uSn4rB1k
>>77889999
fuck that and fuck your numbers, i want to live
>>77889969
From an anonymous seat, Wolf is annoying the shit out of me.
>>77889918
depends on how big it is. though even the smaller nukes, you'd probably still die from radiation poisoning eventually assuming the wind currents blow the fallout your way
Can't use discord
https://chatstep.com/#nukefest
>>77885474
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>>77889918
Only safe place in the US from non-direct nuke strikes is the great lakes, high deserts, and rockies.
>mfw live in one of the most naturally protected areas and we would have literally no problem with fallout even if we got nuked directly
>>77890081
XD slash Pol slash amirite?
KEK CLEANSE THESE LANDS
piss off, i'm trying to masturbate
>>77890206
I feel sorrow for the guys trying to run a decent Discord with all of these...
WAIT A SECOND, WE'RE THE UNCIVILIZED MIGRANTS
>>77890205
well, not a lot of folks have a problem with fallout when theyre vaporized
>>77890255
PUTIN WHY DON'T YOU STOP THIS?
>>77890301
Nah we're strong enough to avoid that too. Most people here eat activated almonds, avoid bread, and do squads every minute of every day.
Should've listened to Zyzz now you pay the price.
>>77885474
it is a fact, we are at Defcon 3 now.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT TURN ON CNN...ITS HAPPENING
>>77890255
Pls spare Mexico or at least just Baja
>>77885923
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/us-bombers-in-russian-airspace/index.html
Fuck you leaf
>>77885474
it's happening folks. i just died.
>>77890386
HOLY SHIT
THE CAVS WON?
>>77889634
About 5m from Lackland afb. No air traffic.
>>77890255
RUS!!!!!!!!!!!/!!!!.!{!!.!!..!|£{*]£.£\*.£
>>77890389
>implying Baja won't be taken first
It's just too tactically advantageous
>>77890386
oh holy shit, memes are coming real. it was about lebron a few minutes ago
>>77886132
fuck up leaf, no ones falling for your shit
>>77890430
Raped to death by BBC, poor bastard
>>77889478
They run sorties all the time, especially at night. But I've never seen them launch like this. I don't know if it's connected to this "happening" but literally every 5 minutes bombers were leaving.
They have all the lights on at the airfield and the fences/towers. There was no siren.
>>77890480
I wish a hot muscle aussie man would rape me :^)))
dracula sighting confirmed. complete resurrection at transylvania is not a hoax
>>77886718
No, no... it was the Nuclear Unicorn.
>>77889468
Nice! Please pet kitten for me, thanks.
>>77890513
im too far from nellis to check it out. i hope it's still there when i wake up
>>77890457
Most of the north is a good place to put an invasion HQ, our shit military wont do any damage against the crazy ruskies
If you guys want something to do please use Asuka to mark Jews + ZOG anywhere and everywhere; Disqus, Twitter - whatever.
I was behind the story at The Jewish Forward, I'd like to up their paranoia level to the nth degree, I started a bit already.
Hashtags: #JudeaDeclaresWarOnAnime, #JudeaDeclaresWarOnWaifus
It's happening.
>>77890565
For you friend
DWS made a cute vid, nothing new otherwise, wish they'd fucking post sources.
>>77890461
LINK FOR LAZY
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/south-korea-isis-threats/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/south-korea-isis-threats/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/south-korea-isis-threats/index.html
>>77890619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaFJqaQF-5M&feature=youtu.be&a
If anyone in here thinks we wouldnt win a fight against any other country your mom is a massive whore.
>tfw anime releases for the next few months are going to have warnings about incoming nukes
Any military-fags willing to confirm?
>>77890634
More developments;
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/huge-nato-drills-poland-prepare-west-possible-conflict-russia-n593456
ANY RUSSIANS AWAKE WE CAN TALK TO? I wanna be friends and make conversation, then you can nuke us, pls thx k bye
Also, leBron is a nigger
Oh look, another cancerous happening thread!
>>77887940
I used to laugh at that scene all the time as a kid.
>>77890670
>win a fight
Anon, we would """"""win"""""" a fight against the world. But we would also die in the nuclear winter that follows.
>>77890634
>hackers steal details
oh shit those hackers were probably russians
how many (You)s will i get if i hotglue a topol class missile with a live nuclear device onboard?
>>77890206
please details about "asuka in news"
Predictive programming aka lesser magic
>>77890748
I would at least give you one
>(You)
>>77887489
Drudgereport.com
>>77890748
All the yous I can give.
Nothing happen go back to bed IDIOTS
Am I dead yet?
one day, the great happening of our times will happen and pol will be a heavenly place. until then all i can do is pray to kek and hope he answers.
>>77890748
Okay, two. But only because Russia created this hot beast
>>77890748
(Tú)
>>77890854
>implying there is a bed to go back
>>77886354
>http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-the-Defcon-Scale
FUUUUCK
Here are some examples when DEFCON 3 was issued:
> Post-9/11 Attacks (2001),
> Yom Kippur War (1973),
> Operation Paul Bunyan (1976),
> Post-Four Power Talks (1960)
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OUT THERE?
>>77887362
A watched happening never happens
IDS HABBENIN get armed if you arent already
>>77890760
http://forward.com/opinion/national/342905/decoding-an-anti-semitic-meme-donald-trump-supporters-took-from-anime/
I love you all, remember the four of clubs
***HOLY SHIT GUYS***
http://www.noradsanta.org/
***STAY SAFE OUT THERE***
>>77887595
keked
>>77890936
That's why these threads exist, to prevent the happenings. The world would fall apart if we closed our eyes.
>>77890888
KEK em
IF IT GOES TO DEFCON 2 WE ARE ALL FUCKED.....THE ONLY OTHER EXAMPLE IN HISTORY IS:
> Cuban Missile Crisis (1962)
FUCK MATE THIS COULD BE IT....
Its been nice knowing you /pol/
>>77889308
>california blows up
>bunch of libtards and degenerates gone forever
>retards who think in 'n' out is top tier burgers gone forever
>an all out attack on the US ensures Trump ascension
Praise Be!
>>77885923
lying maple syrup cuck
>>77889949
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>77888488
Have any History Channel/History Channel 2 streams that aren't dead?
Chatstep I started died
Wtf
SHIIIIIITTTTT........TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
ITS HAPPENING!
>>77891078
In n Out is gross as shit.
>thread is autosaging at 300 posts
>>77887322
Better wank one out just to be safe
>>77888488
>implying western media will transmit the happening
we will have to rely on a drunk russian using snapchat while on service
>>77890935
I'm barely holding my fudge right now
>>77891076
I want to believe
>>77891143
It feels awkward to talk about a potential nuclear war with half a dozen autists in a chatroom
>>77887945
Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh at their short icbms
>>77891258
Very true
DUBBLE DIGITS AND IT HAPPENS IN 15 MINUTES
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
It is indeed happening
>>77890695
>land low under quality posts
>>77891345
Take my trips
>>77891367
I hope the Nigger Obama is not trying to have a dick-measuring contest with Putin right now.
link for skyking page?
full house means WW3 now
>>77891436
no point, theyre jamming 8992, or at the least someone else is.
>>77891436
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
frequency 8992
>>77891501
Electronic warfare?
>>77891513
thx
Guys cat is purring on chest, so cute. Have no nuke gear but have oversized camp uniform and old scimitar at friends house
NEW BREAD
GET IN HERE
>>77891542
>>77891542
>>77891542
Has meme magic gone too far!??
>>77891555
Camo*
>>77891539
More like covering it with a blanket.
>>77886440
if true im in Missouri too, if whiteman is lit up then this is some serious shit
>>77891076
Well, on the Russian side there was the whole Stanislav Petrov thing in 1983..
>>77887230
>200k
Whats that in currency worth a shit?
>>77888833
>>77888833
its over lads, these numbers say we abandon thread
Let kek guide the Russian missiles straight and true onto my head.
Please kek, hear my prayer.
>>77892695
Only thing i've seen on cnn regarding military bases
>>77887776
cnn.com(.)
>You had an extra dot
>Fuggin idiot
>>77887555
> 555
Checked.
>live in Delaware, about 15 miles south of Dover Air Force Base
>we have effectively turned the Delmarva Peninsula into an island, only way out is through the canal bridges up north or the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel down south, both terrible escape routes as both lead to highly populated urban centers
>if the Happening ever comes, I will likely die immediately if the Ruskies decide Dover is important enough to nuke, or be trapped here on the Peninsula as fallout from DC crosses the Chesapeake
there is no hope
>>77889080
..... MY GOD
