Join us on a kek filled adventure to review this hipster coffee-shop in Minneapolis that has banned trump supporters.
NOTE: There are multiple facebook pages for coffee places called "Urban Bean". Make sure you get the one in Minnesota. It's impossible to miss; they have a post on there shitting on Donald Trump supporters.
Be sure to let google, Yelp, and faceburg all have a review :^)
Try leaving a few somewhat believable reviews too, like Yui-chan, to ensure maximum undermining.
>>77813918
>>77813918
Bumping for keks.
>>77814981
>if you spelt subtly like this
>>77813918
Get in here you fags.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/urban-bean-minneapolis-2
>>77813918
Thank God they don't bake wedding cakes, or else they'd have to serve everyone.
Bumping for glory Justice and a love for /i/nvasion
>>77815686
Liberal hypocrisy strikes again
Prepare for keks
>>77813918
These are the same people that feel it's completely reasonable to force people to make cakes for faggots
Take my 1 star on facebook.
Yui-chan delivers.
By the power of meme magic, this store shall close by the end of the month
>>77817188
PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>77817188
>88
Praise kek
>>77817188
>88
HEIL HITLER
HEIL KEK
I thought /pol/ supported businesses being able to ban whoever they wanteed?
why do you guys hate the free market so much? is it because you're all authoritarian dick suckers?
>>77816847
>trump is a facsist nazi hurr
>it isnt our fault that you don´t like our views
>>77817188
Praise KEK!
>>77817188
PRAISE KEK
>>77817415
This is free market. They do stupid thing, so we make fun of them.
You have to be a special kind of an autist to be this rude to potential customers.. Sad!
>>77813918
>last time we had to tell the people to not buy from the Jews
>this time the Jews tell people themselves
It'a Third Reich on cruise control.
>>77817415
It's called irony, homo.
>>77817419
Wait, does that look legit? Awesome, I did a good job then.
I'm all for hating liberal retards, but the right to refuse service is more important
>taking to facebook like some tumblrina activists
What's next? You gonna start hashtags and tweet them nonstop?
>>77817483
Ahah nice pic my friend. Bien memè
>>77817637
You should post it on their page anon
>>77817731
It's not about any cause. It's about ruining people's lives for fun, senpai.
>>77817483
That is some serious photoshop skills. Im jelly
Isn't this libel?
>>77816847
Delete your account
>>77816847
>DELET THIS
>>77817415
>banning people for supporting a political candidate
That's like banning people from your restraunt because they wear new balance shoes
>>77817415
Of course I support it. But the left doesn't. And when they do it only when they're okay with it, they're fucking hypocrites. Imagine the backlash if a business banned "Hillary supporters."
>>77817188
witnessed and verified
>>77817415
Shill shit as usually (pics related)
>>77817781
Anon, let's not kid ourselves here
This is for a cause and you know it
While i am really enjoying this, i don't agree with the message
If this guy was saying "If you believe in the 13th ammendment, do not like, follow or spend money at our stores." We'd all be shouting "BASED" over and over again
The dude already did enough damage to his business by alienating potential clients, let the market sort him out
>>77818163
Pic related
>>77818175
They were racist to Yui-chan.
Bump
>>77817415
We are not using the power of the state to mess with anyone, we are just free actors giving our honest opinions about this establishment, we are in no way affiliated with any political party or candidate.
>>77818163
>saving 30,000 lives is far more important than rednecks having fun shooting targets
Not really. We sacrifice far greater numbers for other entertainments, like booze.
>>77818310
>my wife's son
Kek, it never gets old.
>>77818402
And cigarettes and driving vehicles
>>77813918
Jesus Christ, why would any business think this is a good idea?
It's as if they're entirely unaware how much anger and vitriol exists on the internet.
>>77818175
If somebody did that, anon, they'd be facing complaints, a media smear campaign and possible legal charges.
While I'm on the fence about doing this (Trying to figure out if it's legal), there's no "moral objection."
Right-wing and nationalistic views are subject to far worse than this on a weekly basis. We can't win the culture war if we sit by and take it, on our high horses.
You can't fight a battle asymmetrically.
Killing people is normally wrong. A foreign entity killing your nation's citizens is usually treated as an act of war. In war, you kill their soldiers and citizens back, you don't paralyze yourself and say "If we kill them, we're no better."
That's some fucking Trudeau-tier logic, my friend.
>>77818471
Driving vehicles are different because we don't just drive those for fun, they actually serve a purpose.
>>77817731
No shit, faggot. But they don't let you. By the CRA 64, you cannot refuse service to anyone on the basis of race, sex, color, religion, or national origin. And since the Faggot Cake Debacle, neither on your religious beliefs. Unless you're on the left, then of course the CRA doesn't apply to you because you're stronk. So as soon as the left allows anyone to not serve anyone else because of any fucking reason, they can't do it either
I have no goybook to post from, but if some of you less creative anons want to post reviews, I'll write some for you.
kek, who the fuck did this?
>>77818175
>If this guy was saying "If you believe in the 13th ammendment, do not like, follow or spend money at our stores." We'd all be shouting "BASED" over and over again
And if somebody did that he'd be sent to jail because of it being a hate crime. Do you see the hypocracy?
>>77818670
That makes it more clear, i didn't know that refusing service was so limited
I understand your viewpoint anon. Good luck in taking down this numale
which one of you wrote the review about it being a gay cruising spot
>>77818749
10 minute mail . Takes less than 5 minutes to create troll account.
You're giving them free publicity
>>77817415
What goes around comes around.
>>77818827
this was a good one, well done
>>77818482
They probably bank on their customers being exclusively lefties anyway. And in that case it might be free advertisement.
>>77818903
Post it
>>77814981
What an embrassment. With your queer waifu anime shit showing too. Get real buddy.
>>77818764
>Cark DeCuck
>>77817087
Well done Mercer Island.
check this guy out
>>77819219
>t. that guy
>>77818884
Absolutely. I don't know what it's like there, but here it's stupid
>>77818657
Guns serve a purpose and aren't only for entertainment either.
>>77819269
he responds to every review
>>77818827
actually sounds legit
>>77818029
or banning people in a nike store for wearing adidas.
I tried.
>>77819219
You should ask him if he's okay
>>77814079
This is perfect. Wouldn't change a thing, people should follow this example.
>>77818827
Now this is subtle.
>>77819317
Touche, though I was talking about his "having fun shooting" part and showing that even under the assumption that his false premise was true, he is still wrong.
>>77817415
See: >>77817531
>>77818811
I'm in tears
>>77813918
God you fucks are idiots. I'm from Minneapolis and I all for taking down this shit establishment, but the comments you put on the reviews are so autistic that they're obviously fake.
Which one of you beautiful bastards did this?
>>77819532
>youmustbenewhere.m4v
>>77817188
KEK ENLIGHTEN THE WORLD WITH DARKNESS
/pol/ is full of idiots
how can you not understand subtlety?
Things like this just absolutely confirm to me that Trump supporters are no better than the politically correct SJW brigades that they protest so heavily.
Two sides of the same damn coin, only you faggots think you're superior, even though you're exactly the same. Just pathetic.
>>77819704
Pol is just b talking about politics. You're an idiot if you take this board seriously. Go onto int if you want an actual discussion.
>>77817415
>/pol/
>not just a group of edgy neets
were you expecting logical, consistent political values, anon?
trumpkins are retards.
>>77819538
>took out my dreidel to duel them in an inpromptu Beyblade battle
>>77819714
>If you fight a symmetrical battle, your opponents win.
>>77817188
Well shit. Let's see if meme magic really is true....
>>77817188
Nice repeating digits
>>77819538
>impromptu beyblade battle
>>77819714
>>>/tumblr/
>>77819532
Obviously fake?
>>77814981
KILL YOURSELF
>>77813918
Just go in and start a scene about how this is like not letting nigs in or not doing business with gays.
>>77813918
good thing they didn't get asked to bake a cake
>>77813918
Someone link the facebook page
>>77813918
Does anybody have a disposable coffee cup that looks like pic next to them? Write something offensive as the name pls
>>77816847
Ah the ol double down technique. Lets see how that plays out
>>77819538
muh sides
>>77819538
>took out my dreidel to duel them in an inpromptu Beyblade battle
>>77819350
>John M.
Not subtle, but I got a good kek out of it.
This retarded. We could've actually put the hurt on them if we'd taken this seriously.
OP, next time you have a good idea. Keep it to your friends, keep it believable.
Rather than hurting this business, we've actually helped them.
>>77817415
Yes, they do not have the obligation to sell their products without their consent.
This does not however mean that people are not allowed to express their disapproval about their establishment and it's practices.
Free market and Free speech
>>77819714
>1 post by this ID
"As a black woman, I am accustomed (but always disgusted) to subtle racism on a daily basis, but I never expected what I got at Urban Bean Coffee last Tuesday. It seemed like another trendy coffee joint when I first arrived, but even just entering the establishment, the two baristas at the counter sneered at me. Looking around, I noticed that I was the only Person of Color in the cafe. Not a good sign. I shook it off and ordered my usual black coffee. The barista apparently thought it was a joke, because she started laughing. Maybe at my order? I have no idea, but it was starting to offend me. I got my coffee and went to sit down at one of the tables in the front of the cafe, but one of the baristas rushed over and "started cleaning the table". She pointed to one of the empty tables far in the back of the room. The table I wanted to sit at was obviously clean, so I'm fuming at this point. I went to the bathroom to calm down, but to my dismay, I saw that someone had written on the doors to the two stalls "WHITES ONLY" and "COLOREDS". I have no idea if it was the patrons or the staff who did this, but I don't care. This is clearly not a place for people of color and if you care at all about race or prjudice in this country you should avoid it at all costs. Let me repeat: IF YOU ARE A BLACK WOMAN, YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT WELCOME AT URBAN BEAN COFFEE."
Someone with a strong black woman troll account can post this
>>77817870
https://photofunia.com/categories/misc/morning_news
Nah, you can do it yourself easily
>>77819538
Literally keked
This is the best one
>>77819538
>took out my dreidel to duel them in an impromptu Beyblade battle
>>77820411
Nice. Thanks friend
>>77820333
you said it Ben
>>77818916
thanks I might actually do this
>>77818811
testify!
>>77815360 >>77819183 >>77819965
It's still funny
But I'm sure you fags are just itching to type Big Guy and other fag shit.
>>77819538
>pulled out my dreidel for an impromptu beyblade battle
I'm dying
>>77818811
good lord, I didn't even see the avatar until the end
Top KeK
>>77819538
>impromptu beyblade battle
>>77817087
>Target
Aw shit, Q2 reports soon
>>77818827
>tfw a skilled sockpuppet displays his work
I actually had to wonder if it was real for a second.
>>77816847
>putting the lords name in vain
Should be charged with a hate crime desu
>>77817188
Yes, let Kek flow through you. You are his vessel
>>77819714
what's good for the goose, faget
>>77820842
If you have to banepost, it has to be subtle
Like making your name Jai Largo or something
>>77820943
>That green circle
Please tell me that's some sort of add-on that recognizes jewish owned sites or some shit
>>77819219
>>77820943
So does this guy go there often or something?
>>77814079
Damn dude. 10/10 neutral english esl jap. Jew level subversion.
>>77821001
You forgot to remove the quotation marks you idiot
Report from the Facebook front, we've just hit 2.6 stars on the average review. Keep the 1 stars coming!
>>77818764
>Using memes as your profile
Amateurs
Did I do well lads
>Martin Goldberg
>>77821246
I have no idea, but he is all over the page.
>>77813918
Whats the point?
are we as bad as liberals now?
people can s4erve who they want.
>>77819538
>impromptu beyblade battle
>>77815600
>https://www.yelp.com/biz/urban-bean-minneapolis-2
Also upvote the /pol/ posts
>>77819714
name a business that publicly turns away all hillary clinton supporters.
Pro Tip: You Can't
>>77820943
Should send an anonymous tip to the FBI with that profile picture and alert them to a possible pedo.
>>77819538
My fucking sides
I needed a birthday for my new goy book. What the fuck is this shit? 12 gorillion years?
>>77821450
>those niggers are shooting at us!
don't shoot back we don't want to stoop to thier level
This is why whites are being genocided Boerfag
>>77821402
That situation sounds familiar but I just can't remember where it is from
>>77821402
9/11 for the effort
>>77816847
Do these hipster fuckheads not realize getting into an internet argument with people defacing a page none cares about will only make them look worse?
Or an article on buzzers titled "Racists attack poor minority shop, 5 reasons why I should kill myself"
>>77821264
Thanks senpai, I've been working on my Yui persona for a number of years now.
>>77821402
Not bad. Well memed.
>>77821402
10/10
>>77821354
It's not going to happen on Yelp, they're always gonna stay 3-4 stars no matter how many 1 star reviews. They pay Yelp to hide bad reviews, and fudge their ratings.
>>77819350
Lol a bit over the top but kek approves
>>77821450
> Be sued for not serving faggots
> But we're going to ban people because of their political views and it's AOK
Ag voetsak
>>77819219
Get a load of this goy. Is this the owner?
Someone run a backtrace.
Hit em with the navy seal
>>77817087
What is the target reference? Did target try to influence a political agenda?
>>77821807
Probably, or a worker there that is in charge of the social media accounts.
>>77821632
>I survived the holocaust
>birthday: May 9, 1945
>for nine months in my mother's womb
>>77821354
>they kept repeating durka durka and made plane noises with their mouth
Top lel
>>77821402
Top kek m8
>>77814079
Perfection.
They will implode under the weight of their own political correctness.
>>77821402
You forgot to change "bar" at the end
>>77817188
Praise KEK
>>77819714
>if you fight your enemies they win
The post
>yfw nobody has claimed this business on yelp...
>>77819714
the end justifies the memes
LISTEN ASSHOLES, STOP LEAVING NEGATIVE AND FAKE REVIEWS. I HAVE ALREADY CONTACTED YELP, FACEBOOK, AND THE FBI. BELIEVE IT OR NOT YOU ARE COMMITTING A FELONY. IT'S CALLED DEFAMATION. YOUR ACCOUNTS WILL BE BANNED AND YOU WILL BE CHARGED AS WELL AS SUED. DELETE YOUR REVIEW, LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW, AND YOU WON'T BE PUNISHED
>>77817415
We do support the right to refuse service to anyone, but two dykes sued a Christian bakery for refusing to bake a cake for their unholy union. This fag liberal coffee shop is doing the same thing but somehow its ok.
>>77822017
THE FBI WONT TAKE ME ALIVE FUCKER
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD
How'd I do lads?
Facebook doesn't allow 10 minute email addresses. Any options?
>>77814981
You're blowing it dipshit
>>77819879
Is that the actress from the blair witch project?
>MFW READING ALL THE REVIEWS STREAMING IN ON YELP
>>77822017
>Do what I say or I will pursue legal action against you.
Blackmail is also a felony.
>>77822017
Hey, you guys are cool.
Dont come in to Urban Bean Coffee tomorrow
>>77821855
They support trans in all bathrooms
A protest page on Facebook had more than a million followers or likes
Q1 reports came out and their revenue was down, but that was before any of the boycott
you are welcome
>>77822017
Suck Michelle Obama's cock
>>77818029
No it's like refusing service to lesbians because your religion which apparently isn't allowed but this is.
>>77822017
I've got illegal memes and I'm not afraid to shitpost on the shitter.
>>77822051
Funny thing is political rights aren't protected but sexual orientation is. And a store can refuse service to anybody. To be able to sue put on a fucking wig under your MAGA cap and wear a dress while ordering for your "boyfriend". When kicked out you can sue and say it was for being a gay tranny.
>>77822017
You deserve all the shit that comes to you bitch.
>>77821402
Good try, but forgot
>interfettence
>mfw these are the people browsing this political Burmese Online Fishmarked
>>77821570
>Whats the point?
>you missing the point!
wat
>>77819538
My sides!
>>77819538
>inpromtu Beyblade battle
>2 rather large Somalis throwing me out the door.
Christ I can't breathe.
>>77821450
>It's fine if we nuke africa. People can nuke who they want.
>attempting an assault on a meme magic wizard
>>77817188
Heil Kek!
>>77819538
what kind of weaboo Jewish shit is this
>>77817188
Witnessed
>>77822162
I dunno man I just saved it cause i didnt have any other "lol butthurt" pics.
>>77818764
>all those normalfags agreeing that the store is shit
>>77822017
Good luck faggot I'm behind 7 proxies
Wot
>>77819538
>took out my dreidel to duel them in an inpromptu Beyblade battle
holy fuck thats brilliant
>>77817188
So let it be written.
So let it be done.
Kek's supreme power is second to none.
>>77821450
>>77822374
We're giving Liberals a taste of their own medicine.
If you haven't noticed, they don't like, especially when it's tenfold against them.
>>77819538
thank you.
>>77817415
I respect their right to deny service just as much as I respect my right to leave a one star review.
>>77814981
This is fucking awful. I didn't think you could run something in just one post but you can.
Who the fuck did this, I lost my shit
can someone with a black account post on how they dont accept ebt?
>>77819538
I'm giggling uncontrollably in front of my family and it's all your fault
>>77822180
God damn :-D I'm all for being subtle but this, like many others, is funny as fuck
>>77821402
oh shit, thats the bill murray maymay, right?
>>77818482
Some irrelevant, hipster coffee shop in fucking Minnesota is now being talked about by tens of thousands of people for one facebook post. It's like you learned nothing from Trump.
>>77822695
Nice flag.
>>77817415
This is the free market in action. We're not using the state to force the business to serve Trump supporters.
>>77822653
are you new
>>77822695
Seconded
>>77818657
Drunk driving kills twice as many people as guns in america, should we ban alcohol?
>>77814981
>anime avatar
every fucking time
will you autistic fucks go walk off a bridge
>>77819538
>survived the holocaust
>gassed three times
top kek
>>77822674
Seconded
>>77822129
This is the kind of stuff we need. Good work.
>>77819538
>dreidel
ITS CALLED A FUCKING MENORAH
REEEEEEEEEEEE
If they hate Trump so much, why the fuck would they make their mascot into him? Why are they actively associating their brand with him?
Is this a troll account? Have we been had?
>>77822727
It's also providing lots of weight in lulz. They aren't going to see any good results from this, they may get 15 minutes of e-fame but look at how Target (another MN pozzcorp) is doing after a much bigger stunt.
>>77822872
u wot
menorah is the candle thing m8
>>77813918
Online Right-wing Trolls Vandalize Progressive Coffee Shop for using TheirFirst Ammendment Rights.
Inb4
>>77822264
nice one
>>77822017
>fbi giving a shit about basement dwellers trolling a coffee shop
Kek be praised its just coffee, you dont matter.
>>77822653
k-k-eep me posted. I need to see how this shill will ever recover from this.
>>77822900
What did target do?
>>77822890
I didn't even notice that, does anyone have that pics of the jews in kings clothing killing each other? I feel like that now.
>>77822653
2016 summer camp arriving I see
>>77821395
>not knowing how his works
>>77822922
>on 4chan
>not getting American Psycho references
do away with yourself
>>77822931
>Online Right-wing Trolls using TheirFirst Amendment Rights.
Fixed
>>77822762
>>77823028
No, I know the navy seal pasta, just posting it in the unfamiliar area made me kek
>>77822264
That's completely incoherent. Come back when you're out of junior high.
>>77814981
fuck off retard
This is the most amazing act of mental detachment from reality that I have seen in my lifetime.
The "Trump Supporter" debate...
It is more impressive than watching lesbian muslims continue being muslim. It is more impressive than watching poor single mother republicans continue to fight against free health care. It's more impressive than the idea that we can build a wall on the mexican border across sand dunes where there is literally no way to engineer a foundation, or the idea that we can remove 11,000,000 illegals from the country by just asking them to leave.... or tasking a small government agency to just round them all up over a couple weeks.. While achieving "small government" at the same time. Its more impressive than the TSA searching all citizens as if they are criminals without warrant, warrntless wiretapping, and the expansion of heavily armored civilian police forces that pull people over on their way to work and issue citations for driving the same speed as everyone else... while we continue to claim "FREEDOM" while painting pictures of eagles shedding tears because they are so proud.
Cognitive dissonance ladies and gentleman.
Anti-Intellectualism in the US has reached a fever pitch in these times. The division of the people, the fomenting of anger toward people who are slightly different on often imaginary issues such as race, nationality, or religion. (all made up constructs of the mind, all meaningless tools of imaginary conflict)
The lack of education in our public school systems.
AMAZEBALLS.
>>77822931
Imagine if I opened "Pinochet's Helicopter Tours Service" and posted on the company Facebook page "No Fags"
you'd expect a backlash of hundreds of 1 star reviews, and no one would find anything objectionable about that.
>>77822797
You can choose to be a Trump supporter
>>77817581
Kek
>>77815686
Let's get them in trouble with the Minnesota Department of Human Rights. They handle the gay bakery type shit. http://mn.gov/mdhr/intake/complaint_inquiry.html
I WARNED YOU ASSHOLES, ENJOY JAIL
>>77823125
Do it faget
>>77823104
Good god, this picture makes me fucking cringe every time.
How could you have your hair //that// fucked up?
>>77814981
>Anime poster
Why am I not surprised
Looking at the reviews I never noticed how many women are here
Anyone in Minnesota able to go there and tape a sign to the door.
Something like the old McDonalds troll about "blacks will be charged a $1.50 fee on each purchase for increased insurance rates".
>>77817901
Satire/parody is a valid legal defense to an accusation of libel.
>>77822129
Very good!
>>77823190
You must be new here
>>77823131
you chose to be a faggot
>>77823010
Let the genderfags use whatever bathrooms they want in their restrooms. Results: lots of dudes shitting in ladies room for lulz and showing massive losses as Christians call for boycotts. CEO doubles down and they are still in freefall.
>>77817581
Don't forget they're outing themselves with ((()))
>>77823190
do it faget
>>77822363
the one by mohammed is pretty good
>>77822129
Nice one, senpai
>>77813918
>minnesota
What the fuck is the point? They're hilariously irrelevant and they've been cucked for YEARS.
>>77821762
You can get out of Yelp filter by friending each other and commending each others posts. It gives credibility to the post so it doesn't look spammy to yelps algorithm
>>77823190
half the people in this thread are FBI agents retard.
>>77823131
You chose to be a faggot, just like the rest of them.
>>77823190
>pressing charges on an FBI submission board instead of calling your local district attorney
>>77823445
Can confirm. ISS space agents monitoring this thread
Does anybody know what rating this place had before they gave in to cuckism?
Well, thanks for the distraction. It's time for the Mets game.
INCREASINGLY NERVOUS COFFEE SHOP
>>77823125
We live in wacky times
>>77823291
>women
>>77823106
Thanks for putting amaze balls at the end of all that text. Without it, I'd be thinking it might have been important.
Better call the president a coffee shop is getting bad online reviews
>>77823131
I didn't choose to have common sense, stop oppressing me for it.
>>77823190
jesus fuck so much autism in one post
>>77821832
>mandy davis
kek summerfag tried to be edgy.
I'm so confused by the message they're trying to make with these account photos on fb. This is the timeline photo.
>>77823190
>implying the fbi arent already monitoring and keking at this thread
Go ahead submit, NOTHING will come of it.
>>77813918
Posted a review by Albert Barbosa. Check it out.
>>77823660
> in b4 he invites them all to the White House
Even if you don't have a Yelp account you can still Google the reviews incognito from your unique ip and give reviews more credibility to yelps algorithm
>>77818337
>honest
>posting fake stories to ruin a buisness
>>77823078
Fuck you guys, laugh damn it.
>all these reviews on that same day around the same time
Well done /pol/, as always, well done.
>>77821116
It just lets you know that the link is safe, gypsy nigga.
Do you not have this?
>>77823078
nice
>>77817415
"Get a taste of your own medicine"
>>77819538
>inpromptu Beyblade battle
>>77823756
The owner looks like a real cuck
>>77821570
>pic related
Alright faggots, I tried my best.
PS, add my facebook as a friend I just created it and want it to look more credible.
>>77823756
I think Bruce might be pointing to the exit, meaning if you still call him Bruce, you're not welcome in the shop.
Anyone concern trolling right now with "muh values" and "muh sjw tactics" need to get fucked. These acts are and always have put lulz before anything.
>>77813918
I just got a call from a local Minneapolis pizza place called Pizza Luce informing me that my 20 pizzas I had ordered had arrived..
MFW
>>77817415
They can ban whoever they want, but we will boycott them as private citizens. The dollar votes.
>>77818310
>hung well
>my wife's son
>profile picture
Fucking kek
>>77823091
Again, 2016 summer camp
It's normie enough to be all over facebook, it's not clever or whatever
>>77821402
>interference
>>77823975
>zoro
kek
>>77813918
>Be sure to let google, Yelp, and faceburg all have a review
First there was ancient warfare
Then there was Medieval warfare
Then came Industrial warfare
Now we have modern warfare
But in the future...
...there can only be Memetic warfare
>>77824039
Fucking kek lad
Guys, you shouldn't write bad reviews online. The correct thing to do is wait until huffington post writes a story about how Trump supporters are being oppressed and then the story will blow up all over the mainstream media. Justice would have been served. Cmon guys what would Justin Trudeau do?
>>77823788
Witnessed
>>77822498
No
It's actually redditors and poltards
>>77823106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOlh-g2dxrI
>>77823190
HAHAHAHAHA
>>77823983
That makes sense, but they could make it more clear with the camera angled towards the exit.
>>77823190
LMFAO
Nothing will happen.
This won't go away.
Your business and personal life is fucked.
>>77821832
>waaaambulance
What the fuck is this is kid's cartoon level of banter? Sad!
>>77823190
Yeah, good luck with that
>>77823190
>>77824018
You should look here.
Any anons you manage to take to court will floor your ass with this.
>>77819714
>if you mock your enemies, they win
>>77818310
>my wife's son
I was waiting for this.
>>77822802
Don't be stupid, it's obviously cars that need to be banned.
>>77818999
KEK CONFIRMS.
>>77823131
Support for Donald Trump appears in over 40,000 different species of animal, but Trumpphobia appears in only one.
Now tell me who's "unnatural".
>>77817188
praise kek
>>77824412
That's it. They said the words, guys.
>>77822017
BEGONE BEFORE KEK STRIKES YOU DOWN WITH HIS RIGHTEOUS FURY
>>77824193
How long have you guys been piling on this shop? I figured it started today, but I've been gone for the past week.
>>77818999
Fucking prophetic mang.
>>77824412
Technically, this isn't harassment, they're just reviews. Plus, it is a First Amendment right to do that.
Funny now Liberals support the First
>>77824412
Is this us? Are we the alt right now? Or have we ever been? Nobody ever told me.
>>77819714
>he doesn't get that /pol/ is satire and we're doing all of these fake reviews ironically
Too obvious?
>>77824675
first amendment is met with the first amendment
>instead of raiding their page and pointing out their hypocrisy, let's just go shill like jews
Real smart /pol/.
>>77824718
If you actually need to ask, then you're an total idiot.
>>77821660
same
Maybe better to start sprinkling in some 2 star reviews too.
>>77822171
No fucking way, that's actually the name of a country?
>>77817415
Expecting to find consistent logic on this board is a mistake.
>>77819538
Okay, this made me laugh.
>>77824822
>real smart
>real
I think you mean "really", smart guy
>>77821402
its infetterance
>>77824896
Agreed. Need some more neutral sounding reviews. Like "Decent coffee and atmosphere, but for what you pay there are many better options in the area."
SOMEONE MAKE NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
SOMEONE MAKE NEW THREAD
kek
>>77816847
>DELETE THIS
>>77824859
Christ Canada you are fucking dense.
>>77823190
I'm already serving life in a Swedish prison for catcalling a woman on the street. I have nothing to lose at this point.
It's only a matter of time now assholes
MEME WARFARE
>>77823131
Interesting, but maybe not. People can't chose their personality, and if you get physically sick from seeing what liberal retards force upon you in your country may leave you no choice at all.
>>77825125
KEK DO IT FAGGOT
>>77816847
the best part is on their public facebook posts they act smug, but this clearly shows they're scared shitless
>>77825125
>BLM
>hackers
>>77825125
wer fuken shakengg
>>77825125
now send this to the Minneapolis PD and say the owner is attempting to commit cyber crimes
>>77825125
Is this real life? Do you actually think that will ever work?
>>77824134
So you're saying we should hire limp-wristed nu-males to put out fires, only to fail and demand higher prices just like their burnt coffee? Got it.
>>77824910
>american education
>>77825094
You went full retard with your review, were you actually expecting praise or something? I don't think I'm the denser of the two of us.
>>77825125
Shit nigger, what are you doing ? Your bait became too obvious. Be subtle.
>>77824412
>exercising first amendment rights
>but thats only when we do it, its hate speech if you do it
>>77822890
Finally, someone noticed
>>77819538
kek'd hard
>>77825125
>mfw we redpill them
>>77825218
>>77825048
>>77821681
Holy fuck you guys, I made that to further the narrative, it isn't real. They didn't actually send me that. I thought it was obvious, fuck.
>>77825346
You are definitely dense if you think I was legitimately asking if I was too obvious. You leafs literally have no ability to be lose, your all uptight faggots.
>>77825125
Don't turn this into a war.
You can't win this.
I'd suggest changing the name of your business and changing locations because by fighting back you're going to make this little thing turn into a multi year shitfest with your life never returning to normal.
How the fuck do you not know about 4chan?
These people get people to kill themselves and you think you're going to finally be the one to win?
>>77821601
DO IT ANON
I doubt it's the actual owner posting here, but do we actually know?
>>77824118
Call of Duty: Meme Warfare
WHEN
>>77825125
Mfw this guy is the true hero of the thread
Escalating the situation like a god
Make sure to rate other /pol/laks reviews to keep them at the top.
>>77825538
Hard to tell if you were seriously asking, since your review indicates a pretty simple mind. Try to be a little more subversive, a little less of a teenage meme master.
Someone should do a hitler account and be super sympathetic and understanding of the coffee shops plight. Insist repeatedly that there is nothing wrong with eliminating the enemy by any means and that you support them in their refusal to serve the untermentsche or something to that effect
I left a good subtle review, I hope it sticks
>>77825715
Does it really matter?
>>77825843
You are so dense we are lucky to escape your gravitational pull
>>77825725
You are already playing that game in real life tbqhfam
>>77817415
FREE MARKET
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>>77825862
Someone already left a review using "my wife's son" under the name Adol F.
>>77825843
where is your review?
stop being a little bitch and write a troll review to put everyone else to shame
>>77825882
Not really, but it's for shits and giggles.
>>77825982
You're lucky if you can manage to escape anything, you fat fuck.
>>77826141
The ol' two-factor authentication trick, classic.
>>77825843
Dude you are slow as fuck. Why are you even here? /pol/ is too good for you, hop on over to do it yourself and find out the best tac hammer on the market. Then hit yourself in the head with it.
>mfw they're deleting reviews and keeping the magic going
Who's glorious facebook is this
>>77826284
Not sure but he responded that he would shut it down on my review, after he finishes his skittles. Kek.
In order to defeat the Jew you must become the Jew
>"Some of you are good guys, don't go to Urban Bean tomorrow."
Well done.
>>77826284
Mine
>>77826141
Reminds me of when I "hacked" some important persons computer by logging in with the hidden admin account in Windows. We were all edgy teens back then and everyone thought I was some genius hacker.
>>77826264
>the board full of skinny underage cock-hounds
>"too good for you"
Uh huh. Write another shitty, vulgar meme review on Yelp so you can pretend you're actually doing something important. I'll be here leafposting :^)
>>77819538
>inpromptu Beyblade battle
keked heartedly
>>77819538
Thanks for the laugh greatest ally.
This girl works at Urban Bean. Potential?
facebook com/julia.kindall?fref=ufi&rc=p
>>77826655
What's leafposting, being an unfunny narcissistic faggot no one likes?
>>77823190
Mhm, I already reported this to the FBI.
Keep up the good fight brother.
>>77826082
I was thinking more like pic related but supportive and encouraging.
>>77826649
You called me a stupid goy, shut it down already.
