What would you enact if you made the laws /pol/?
Nothing? Is this whole board a bunch of bots?
Well fuck you too then.
>>77809775
satire is punishable by death
>>77813089
Muh fuckoin honkey. Love your bro, I fight for you.
>>77809775
Bring back death sports.
Prisons will be hard places and the condemned can choose a lifetime of back breaking labour or win ten fights and get to live on a paradise island far removed from the world. There would be more than just fighting. Death obstacle courses, death quizzes, death poker and all sorts of things.
>>77813698
Doesn't seem bad to me. In-fact I like it.
>>77813887
and the funds from viewership go to make it more elaborate as time goes on.
>>77814061
Generating some revenue along the way, I really like it.
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Prison optional slavery
All prisoners can be enslaved if so the prisoner desires, if chosen this would split their sentence in half
Separation of Synagogue and State.
>>77814369
No prison will choose to be enslaved.
>>77814509
prisoner*
>>77809775
Fix the Social Security-Birth certificate trap and require a year of public service through Americorp.
>>77814659
What about it is a trap?
Make prisons the way they should be
>1 meal a day, 2 if you're out doing labor
>no tvs
>no gyms
>none of this fucking daycare-tier bullshit
And just some other general stuff
>reduce social security programs
>securing the border
>cracking down hard on illegal immigration
I'd probably see if I could pass laws to inhibit gungrabber legislation too
>>77809775
I will make imprisoning all extremists mandatory
>>77809775
>Only property and/or business owners are allowed to vote.
>Mandatory abortions for those receiving any sort of government assistance, sterilization for repeat offenders
>Deport all illegals immigrants
>Eliminate electoral college for presidential elections, change Congress to proportional representation.
>Term limits on all elected offices
>Drug addictions treated as a mental health issue instead of a criminal issue
>Tax credits for families who have more than three children, no tax credits for those who only have one or two.
>>77815156
One meal a day is pretty rough. Removing entertainment is inspiring to say the least.
>>77815218
You seem like you got your shit together, I can't refute any of your policies.
>>77809775
Ban american culture
Ban jews
Ban muslims
Outlaw islam
Single mothers are forced to out baby for adaption or sned to oprhnage the whore is forced to become nun
Can't think of other stuff
>>77815377
Yeah it's rough, but that's the point. It's supposed to be unpleasant, not just boring.
I can't remember off the top of my head how many calories a sedentary man needs each day, but it's probably around 1500ish if all he's doing is sitting in a cell. I'd certainly be up for negotiating if I could consult with some dieticians/physicians/etc.
>>77814509
>>77814544
thanks i'm half asleep over here
>>77815715
I agree with you though. We need to stop treating criminals as if they are some kind of special. Treat them like dirt. Make them never commit a crime again.
>>77809775
I'd open the borders and outlaw right wing parties.
I'd also put all of you under surveillance for anti-antisemitism charges.
>>77815976
Well thank god you aren't in power.
>If you're born to a poor family or are unable to work because of medical issues you get plenty help from the government
>if you're poor because of your own stupid choices, or you're just too lazy to work, you don't get shit
>you can only vote if you own or are renting property, own a business or are employed above minimum wage. Their families or any residents on the property can vote too as long as theyre above 18
>deport all illegals
>ban tumblr
>deport all feminists, sjws, socialists, anarchists and make a country with all the socialist shit that they want so bad for them to live in
>ban or at least regulate plastic shit like shopping bags, water bottles etc so we can at least have a cleaner looking country
>no women in direct combat roles in the miltary. They can be pilots or medics or whatever the fuck but no direct combat
>>77816727
No one is inclined to take care of someone to enure their survival in any case; the later is because they legitimately can't do it themselves.
Ban all social media and make the country great again.
>>77816819
Women in the military are problematic to say the least.
>>77816819
woman pilot, please no my head still hurts
>>77815218
I like this.
End taxation.
Set up government controlled and regulated drug dens.
Let free market be actually a FREE MARKET.
Make colleges free public institutions to promote a more educated populace.
Set minimum wage for police, fire and EMS significantly higher.
>>77817985
Have to have some kind of taxation, or else, how will we pay for things that are required?
>>77815218
plutocracy?
>Bring back segregation
>Ban mixed marriage
>Ban gender reassignment
>Force homosexuals into monogamous relationship for purely breeding reasons
>Ban gun ownership for spics and niggers
>Deport all illegals
>Shift immigration back to majority white
>Conquer old and new land
>Deport all Jews and Muslims
>Liquidate all Jewish wealth and force them under a lesser communism
>Force all Muslims under a sharia
>Equal rights for women will be removed
>If a women wants to do the same work as a man she must prove herself against all odds
>Last but not least spread the word of the Lord and savior kek
I have other ideas but these are the few I can think of now.
>>77809775
§1 I make all the laws. Everything else is invalid.
Get ready for the ultimate dicatorship.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
http://www.smobserved.com/story/2016/06/18/news/us-govt-will-legalize-marijuana-on-august-1/1484.html
>>77817985
>End taxation.
Absolutely retarded.
>Make colleges free public institutions to promote a more educated populace.
That'll just make a college degree worthless. Make it free or much cheaper, but also significantly harder.
>>77818831
Your logic is sound.
>>77818971
Give me freedom or death
>>77815218
Let's get you as a cabinet member for trump anon
>>77818976
about time, shit
>>77817985
>end taxation
>make colleges free public institutions
That's ... that's a new one. Wow.
>>77818831
good luck with that amerifat your banks and federal reserve is owned by the jews and you are just a stepping stone towards their global domination
>>77819838
Forgot your proxy on?
>>77814659
I did that
>City Year
>>77816727
I support this
>>77815218
>bVttDua2
What happened to butt doer 1?
Also, you're a fucking moron. You can't force people to have abortions you twat.
>Only property owners and businessmen allowed to vote
So you're an AnCap that likes being at the mercy of big business?
>deport all illegal immigrants
We already do that, it's a just a matter of catching them and local enforcement.
>Congress proportional representation
It's called the House of Representatives.
>Drug addiction treated as a mental illness instead of a criminal offense
It already is unless you live in a backwater hick state.
>Tax credits only for people with three children
Do you want to know how I know you're a virgin?
You have to be at least 18 to post here kid. Reported for underage b&.
>>77814820
You need one to get the other. If you have neither, you're out of luck unless you can get back to your county of birth and get the certificate there. In the event they ask you to prove who you are, you're out of luck.
In my experience, its what prevents those few homeless who do want to restart their lives and could from doing so.
Getting the solution down right would be tough, but its something comparatively simple and low key that could impact lives positively.
>>77818976
DUDE
ban tobacco in public spaces
>>77820002
>There are alumni that chose something OTHER than Chainsaw Operating for conservation corps in the southwest.
Could always sign up again if you're under the age of 25 and make amends.
Anyone who says "could care less" should be shot
-build a wall
-deport the illegals
-gut welfare and social security
-gut federal minimum wage
-desubsidize the energy industry
Some of us know and we are working on it faggot.
>>77819838#
>>77809775
Close 4chan
>>77814509
you're doing labor anyway, plus if it halves your sentence in half it's probably a better alternative than staying locked in with other crazy prisoners
>>77809775
I would create a test for susceptability to demagoguery. Anyone who tested as highly susceptible to propaganda and rhetoric would be taken outside and immediately shot in the face.
>>77820157
WEED
>>77809775
Population of non whites must remain below 10% of the total population.
leave the EU by force if we have to
conscription
start up arms industry
end substance controll laws
close up the borders
extremist muslims get deported
conquer Belgium and Luxembourg because I can
become best bros with Nigel's England
>>77809775
Direct democracy
Full ownership of person and body
People's Panopticon
Kill every single one under 126 IQ.
>>77815715
>>77815907
Well it depends on the crime doesn't it? Some crimes aren't exploitative in nature and could be committed by an upstanding if momentarily careless citizen.
Callous repeat offenders, rapists, muggers and whatnot can burn as far as I'm concerned however
>>77821770
>a fucking leaf
fitting
>>77809775
Legalize all the weapons and switch most spending to weapons and R&D and have huge breeding programs for whites to commence Operation Manifest Destiny 2.0 to send hordes of billions of aryans and europeans to the weak 3rd world and our supposed 'allies' under cover of nuclear support to turn the rest of the world into American clay.
>>77809775
Term limits for all elected offices.
All male citizens must serve in the military or state militia to be eligible to vote.
Repeal Federal Aid Highway Act of 1956. Re-invest in private railroads.
Repeal emissions laws for transportation (cars, trains etc.) and put stricter standards on industries who put out far more emissions.
Reinstatement of immigration quotas with Western nations getting the largest quotas.
Modified version of the DREAM ACT where children who are illegal immigrants but have spent the overwhelming majority of their lives in the US are granted resident alien status but ONLY on the condition that all their adult relatives are deported and banned from re-entry for life.
Repeal all gun laws except prohibitions on violent felons/persons judged by a court to be mentally incompetent from owning firearms and prohibitions on automatic weapons.
Replace all prison sentences drug offenses with fines based on the estimated street value of the substance. Conditional pardons for all drug-related offenders prior to enactment.
Expand the Death Penalty to include both offenses of extreme violence but aren't necessarily murder (i.e. violent rape, violent assault with life-crippling injuries) and white collar crimes such as defrauding millions of people, intentionally ignoring government regulations and causing accidents that result in large numbers of deaths. Shorten execution process to the point that the offender is publicly hanged within a year of conviction.
Crackdown on public nuisances such as public nudity/sex acts and squatting/loitering.
Eugenics is encouraged, but not mandated.
Make incest legal.
>>77815606
What about widowed mother's after the revolution decimates your population
