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>You can get arrested and fined in New Zealand if you plant your own vegetables in your own property.

How much stupid can a country get and why aren't people in that shit country rebelling?

How fucked up is a country when you can't even grow food in your own property without landing in jail?
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>>77800675
What the fuck

What is the justification for this law?
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It helps stop unwanted pest species of plant
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>>77800675
>invasive species

fak off
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>>77800751
Its to stop people digging into water or gas pipes, or data cables and underground electricity lines, so you need to get council approval before you dig your own veggie garden
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Sounds like bullshit to me.

My nan and my parents are addicted to gardening. They talk about it all the damn time. If the government was doing anything to stop gardening, I would have heard about it.
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>>77800955
You don't have these things at a minimum depth and under concrete?
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>>77800675

Being so distant to the normal world your entire flora and fauna is useless garbage

the colonists should have glassed the place first desu
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>>77800955

This sounds like common sense. Thanks for the explanation anon. I'll talk to dad about it over breakfast tomorrow, he'll be impressed I've finally asked him something about gardens.
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>>77801009
It only happens when the councils come around and look for veggie patches. They pretty much just make an example of someone on the street
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>>77801022
The Maori did.

Wiped out all the actually cool bird species.
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>>77800675
>>77800751
He was growing them to sell (it's written on the graphic).
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>>77801200
>He was growing them to sell
And this is bad because...?
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>>77801200
So you can't grow a small crop on your own land to sell to your neighbors for cash in hand?
And I thought Britain was a statist shit hole.
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>>77801314
>>77801317
Fucks up the economy
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>>77801314
>>77801317
Agricultural based economy. Our department of Agriculture aggressively removes any competition to our farmers. No matter how small.
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>>77801200
So what?
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>Tfw i'm growing potatoes, carrots, scarlet runners, peas and courgetttes plus a greenhouse full of cucumbers and tomatoes

For once it feels good to be British
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>>77801443
>our farmers
>our
>our
>our
>top-down system
>our
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>>77801200
...growing produce to sell is morally wrong?
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Fuck.
This is bait. We fell for it.
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>>77801443
what?
not even germany is that fucked up
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It helps stop people from dissenting against the state. You need to be reliant on their food.
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This is fucking retarded
It feels like you're being strip of the last remnants of the primal freedom
What next
Breathing tax?
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>>77801443
I fucking hate state enforced monopolies.
I bet every time your economy takes a dip you still get commies and socialists saying "see! Capitalism sucks! The free market clearly doesn't work!"
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>>77801443
Yep, they even kicked in my mates door in a uni dorm because he had a small herb garden in his window. Absolute fascists, mate.

I'd like to see them enforce this sort of shit in Te Urewera country.
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>>77801489
Farmers dislike that it could lead to competition and lower prices, so they strong arm the government to crack down on commercial gardens.
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>>77801636
>a producer is afraid of competition
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>>77801370
Sounds like money is passing hands. Is that not healthy economy. Or only when big companies make money its good for the economy.
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>>77801626
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>>77801200
so what?
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>>77801443
but man
since he grows and sells his food
then he is basically a NZ farmer himself
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>>77801370
>>77801443
Do you also sue people who bake their own bread? Because they're competing your bakeries?
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>>77801370
If the economy is so fragile that off the records exchange of such a small production, it is the government's fault, not the people's. If the economy is so shit, that man probably needed to sell them.
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>>77801751
You need permits and shit to be a farmer mate
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>>77801370
How?
At most you can say selling produce should be regulated so no one dies from it
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>>77801443
How can a gardener with 5 square meters territory compete with a farmer with 5 hectares? His prices must be 3 times higher just to compensate the expenses. Only cattle breeding can be profitable in little scale.
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>>77801579
>This nigger hasn't heard of the fart tax
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/sep/05/australia.davidfickling
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>>77801370

Fucks it up how? Your $5 you made selling a few pounds of carrots going to take down the entire economy?
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>Post by medpack on the other side of the world
>No evidence beyond the image
You faggots are so gullible. Shitloads of NZers grow vegetables in their gardens.
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>>77801797
>>77801370
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>77801797

No you don't.
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>>77801564
State enforced monopoly. It has two advantages.
>>77801620
Like no matter the global economy prices stay pretty consistent. Same for imports.
>>77801626
Now that's fucked, I own a pretty big garden and never had that happen.
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>>77801626
Remember what they had to do last time when they went after Tuhoe
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I'm not sure how anyone is really surprised at this point. Governments the world over are pulling stuff like this; trying to slowly but swiftly encroach on any methods that a man has to be independent of the state and society. They don't want you able to do things of your own ability, they want you to be good goyim for the state.
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>can be arrested for cyber bullying
>now you can't even grow your own fucking crops without thousands of dollars in permits

Why even live in New Zealand?
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>>77801835
You need to report them. Tell the government that they're planning a coup.
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>>77801681
State enforced monopoly.

It sucks most times. Allows us to compete internationally but fucks our citizens in the ass.
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>New Zealand

Holy fuck and I thought it was bad in Europe
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>>77801314

I'm guessing its like the equivalent of "loosie" cigarettes.

NZ literally is all farms, so he probably skirted a bunch of regulations to avoid paying fees that legit farmers pay.
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>>77800955
How deep you gonna dig that veggie patch?
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>>77800675
KIWI UNABOMBER WHEN?
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what a cucknation
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>>77801823
>>77801799
>>77801794
>>77801789
The problem is it's not just one guy with a few cabbages
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>>77800955

>Literally need a license to dig a hole

Wew. I thought our zoning laws and such were bad..

>>77801095
>This sounds like common sense.

It doesn't though. It sounds insane.

>>77801370
>>77801443
>Economy under threat from vegetable patches

Wew. My brother is currently working in NZ, and he told me your country was a backwards place, but JESUS..
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>>77802021
So fucking what. How small are your commercial farms that private gardens can tamper with it?

Dear lord.
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>>77801950

NZ is European fiy
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>>77802021
Why would that be a problem retard
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Are allotments also illegal in NZ?
Do they have armed security and random searches on exit to make sure you aren't smuggling contraband produce?
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>>77801789
>>77801916
>>77801924
Only if you're selling them.
>>77801802
They can't, but it might slightly reduce the overall price, something that farmers hate because we're a secondary market after overseas.
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Two market gardens within easy walk of my place. Also one of them has produce that is free for the public to pick food from.

Dont fall for the bait guys, as if someone's row of carrots is going to have any impact on any multi million dollar commercial operation.
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>>77801009
yeah we have a massive garden, wtf is this shit anyway. wouldn't shit like plant barn have to check shit before selling or anything. im calling bullshit
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>>77801894
Gotta hand it to the Scribblefaces, they're a stubborn and recalcitrant bunch. I spent a week in Te Teko once, it really is a different country. Very few laws are enforced by the lone cop.
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>>77802021
I'm not making fun of you, because it's very sad to see it happening elsewhere outside the US.
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>>77800946
Why doesn't the same apply to niggers?
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>>77802158
Dunno about allotments, but you do get searched on departure.
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>>77800675
Have a mate in NZ just 1/2 an hour outside wellington that grows veggies from home, he usually stores the potatoes under his house though and I'm pretty sure he doesn't sell them.
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>>77802120
The Economy isn't but Federated Farmers won't get as large a payoff.

Our economy is shit due to our isolation, it's why our internet is so backwards.
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>>77801819
>Wind from New Zealand's 30m sheep, 10m cattle and 2m deer accounts for 60% of greenhouse gas emissions, well ahead of industries such as transport and electricity generation. The New Zealand government has demanded the levy to speed research into ways of cutting livestock emissions before the start of the compliance period for the Kyoto protocol in 2008.
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>>77800955
>Its to stop people digging into water or gas pipes, or data cables and underground electricity lines, so you need to get council approval before you dig your own veggie garden

so raised beds (especially on the newly laid concrete) would be OK then
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>>77802327
It's just a way to get more tax revenue because our Prime Minister got retarded with State owned companies.
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>>77801200
They are against capitalism and a free market.
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Do animals seriously cause that much damage to the atmosphere? Isn't nature supposed to "sort things out" somehow? I mean I can see us destroying the planet but animal farts, really? Did nature not take into account the farting of animals?
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>>77802386
Nope, we do have asinine laws about gardens. Pretty much no selling the produce.
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>>77802467
Yes. Powerful unions for you.
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>statists like this
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>>77802163
Why not end supermarket monopolies then Zinzan
>>77802173
Wow how rebellious
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I want reddit to leave.
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>>77801515
>not growing sugar canes in a greenhouse aquaponics
>not growing and malting barley in your garden
>not fermenting your own anchovies
>not making your own molasses
>not making your own malt loaf
>not producing your own beer, rum, and malt vinegar
How are you going to make beans on toast if you don't have molasses and Worcestershire?
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>>77802552
Ain't much choice where to go. Only consolation is that they're all stuck on the same dull, irrelevant rock as me.
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>>77802666
Also, get the inbred farmers to export their crap. Then you can freely grow your own veggies.
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holy fuck shit this is some great news

>be kiwi
>sell my mates a bunch of lettuce i grew
>crash the economy, with no survivors
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>>77800675
Can't legally grow "too much" food in the US either due to the Commerce Clause. The Supreme Court ruled that by growing your own vegetables for consumption, or even to feed to your animals, you're NOT buying vegetables grown via help from other states, and are therefore harming interstate commerce.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickard_v._Filburn
Very fucked up decision.
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>>77801515
We can grow them, so long as we don't sell.
>>77801525
Unionised farmers, our population is so small almost all industries are a monopoly of some sort.
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dem assault tomatoes.

assault rifles.

Niggers are great tho. Also chemical foods and drinks like coca cola are great too.
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>>77802768
Actually that's the problem, the domestic market is the secondary priority of our farmers. So we get all the extra stuff while Britain and China get prioritized over us. So any rise in meaningful competition here will strongly affect their prices due to artificial to scarcity.

It's cheaper to buy our milk in the UK than it is to buy it here.
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>>77802327
>30m sheep
NEARLY 7 SHEEP FOR EVERY PERSON, GIVE US SOME NEW ZEALAND COME ON I HAVEN'T HAD A ROOT IN AGES!
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>>77803061
Yes something like that happens here in various markets but probably not as severely.

That is a truly immoral situation, anon
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>>77803163
...You have more sheep than us at 74,000,000.
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>>77803270
YEAH BUT IT'S HARD TO JUMP A FARM'S FENCE WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT HERE
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>>77803211
It is, only benefit is we're pretty safe from global changes in prices (other countries stop buying we get more). Otherwise it's just shitty.
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>>77803321
JUMP HIGHER YA FAT FUCKING CUNT!
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>>77803330
I guess that's what happens if the National Party (ie country sheep shagging party) rules your country
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>>77803399
Been going on for decades.

Only thing John's managed is fucking up our prices for gas and electricity by being a retard.
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>>77803399
At least the National party sounds like it's right of centre.

You didn't even vote for your bloody PM, you plonker.
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>>77801968
In my underground bunker.
>Not having your own garden and skylight in your happening bunker
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>>77803605
At least we can grow vegetables here cuz
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Global economical collapse, a world war that will kill billions, I'll take anything at this point.

This shitty planet is absolutely insufferable.
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Draconian gardening laws aside, has anyone here had any trouble with the bobbies in regards to illegally eating unblown pies recently?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU

>mfw caught on camera last weekend ripping and dipping
>$100 fine and 20 hours community service

This shit is getting ridiculous.
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>>77803605
>right of center
Would help if the center wasn't fucking mid left already.
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Damn. I knew reddit would be thick enough to fall for this but I figured /pol/ would be a little more on the ball.
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>>77803678
I didn't think that New Zealand was this bad, honestly. I don't think I ever want to go there
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Before there was Trump, there was Winston. Before there was America First, there was New Zealand First.

We are going to be alright. We are going to be alright.
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>>77800675
Wow, those kiwis are really crazy after all.
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>>77803678
That was hard to follow. Is that NZ English accent any common there?
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>>77803678
>unblown pies
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>>77803792
Sssh.
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>>77803678
Took me a minute to realise it was a joke. Could have fooled me.
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>>77800675
can't have the goys growing their own food
buy my (((vegan food ))) instead
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>>77803792
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/newzealand/11725668/New-Zealand-makes-internet-trolling-illegal.html

Do you want to rephrase that post, or should I just go ahead and phone your embassy?
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>>77804325
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/newzealand/11725668/New-Zealand-makes-internet-trolling-illegal.html


Yep, you got us there. Since that trolling in New Zealand has basically disappeared. My friend got done a year ago and had to do 300 hours of community service.
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>>77804325
Everythings illegal here, but the cops are far too busy pleading with maoris to stop beating their wives and throwing their kids in the tumble drier/running them over in the driveway

Its like no one is watching us at all....
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We didn't need evidence to know that New Zealand is embarassingly backward, but thanks for the confirmation sheeple bros
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>>77804402
Was he dressed in a sheep suit before or after
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>>77801370
>>77801443
Holy shit, Protectionism can be so retarded
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>>77803901
i know this is fake as fuck but meanwhile in the land of the free
http://www.govtslaves.info/usda-confiscate-illegal-vegetable-garden-4-year-old/
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While we're here, is Hone going to win his seat back lads?
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>>77804415
>mfw pulled over for illegal bicycling without a helmet - no fine
>mfw pulled over for illegally u-turn whilst driving on an expired license - no fine
>mfw pulled over when parked in a public space literally right after illegally hotboxing without full license - no fine

I love our cops desu.
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>>77801370
source?
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>>77804630
Nah, Kiwis instinctively hate nazis, be they red, white or brown.
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>>77804415

Why do soots do the tumble dryer thing? It's genuinely barbaric.

>>77804532

>a picture from france

Try harder, Cuckaroo McDigereedoo.
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(because they are usually brown)
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grow weed instead if everyone does it then the gov't can't stop it
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>>77804562
>literally falling for posts from a conspiracy blog
Did you fall for it when the Brits promised the northern half of your country back
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>>77803678
what is a blown or unblown pie
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>>77800675
Doing this to someone's garden would get you shot in America
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>>77804924
Cos kids are boring G oh look I found a new man, he treats me so good, damn kid keeps crying, into the dryer with Tama
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>>77804999
Magpie, m8. It's against NZ law to not blow magpies on sight.
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>>77804924
New Zealanders are traded far and wide. Its a cruel practise.
Shame genuine human beings aren't allowed in your beautiful cuntry. Then they could be oppressed by earthquakes, illegal vegetables and hot pies
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>>77804999
One with maggots and one without
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>>77800675
It's actually fucking rough mate, my neighbor dobbed me in, I think it's because the pohutukawa I have was kinda hanging over his property. Called the cops and told them about the tomatoes, they came and took them out maybe 7-8 months ago.
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>>77802120
New Zealand are freaks about their ecosystem.

>>77800955
>people actually think like this outside of 4chan
I swear to god most people are so cucked they couldn't wipe their own ass without paying the government for a license because they might tear their own asshole.
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>>77805093
At least we dont chimp out when someone heard a lebbo touched someones sister. Where is your chill australia?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Cronulla_riots
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>>77805202
Yeah, you just let all your polynesians own everything and act like savages in the heart of your 'cities'
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>NZ government doesn't let you grow crops
>States in Western US don't let you collect rain water in tanks
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>>77803901
>Men of every creed and race
>Gather here before thy face
>Asking thee to bless this place
>God defend our free land
>From dissention, envy, hate
>And corruption guard our state
>MAKE OUR COUNTRY GOOD AND GREAT
>God defend New Zealand
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>>77805296
To be fair it's pretty hard to do either in the desert.
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>>77804999
Do you have meat-filled pies in die Schweiz?
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Jesus this is depressing. In another times this could cause a revolution.
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>>77805296
Cuck states aren't American like niggers aren't human
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>>77805346
Most of Australia is an arid desert shithole but there is still enough good land to fit 4 New Zealands
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>>77805468
Much more than that, but honestly desu famiglia we don't want one
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>Kiwis can't even have a garden
>people in the US can buy a gun out of someone's trunk in a McDonald's parking lot at 10pm and it's perfectly legal

I think I'll go outside and tend to my tomatoes.
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>>77801626
>because he had a small herb garden in his window

Dude weed lmao
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>>77802185
Ah good ol Texas. Try going down the east coast. Once you're past Opotiki it turns lawless. Or same deal if you go into Te Uraweras. During a hike I did there during the raids/terrorist shenanigans they had road blocks set up and people riding around on horses with rifles.
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>>77805294

>he thinks we care about apes going to dirty shitty bars and fighting among themselves
>he thinks that any white people caught in the fray don't deserve it for going to such shitholes
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>>77800955
>failing so hard as a nation that you bury cables and pipes a mere shovel length below grade
>literally Empire of Dust tier
Just autoeuthanize already
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>>77804542

Thats not protectionism, they arent protecting themselves from foreign industry, they are hurting themselves to benefit international conglomerates.

They are slaves. Thats the opposite of protectionism. The people are exploited for profit, the people are not protected from foreign competition.
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>>77805702
Weren't they warriors once?
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>>77805752
>>77804542

Also reminder this is the opposite of National Socialism, and its communists who would be against the individual feeding himself, or helping society by growing food on the side. No one is allowed to get out of the hole and do better than anyone else under communism. If you have a radio, and they dont, youre the enemy.
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Anglos being anglos. Nothing new.
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>>77802481
Global warming is a myth. Volcanos and animals fuck up the atmosphere as much as people. Earth's temp will fluctuate and regulate itself.
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>>77800955
Why the fuck would the government put main cables and pipes underground private property? Thats just stupid
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>>77803568
epic i like it
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>>77803568
Kek
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My neighbour use to have quite a few potatoes planted, not sure if they were aware of potential fines or not. Its more of a dont ask dont tell rule. You can get yourself a pretty bad reputation if you constantly nark on shit like this, however that doesnt mean im pro gardening. You know the risks, not going to go on about it.
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http://investmentwatchblog.com/new-food-bill-in-new-zealand-takes-away-human-right-to-grow-food/

>grow vegetables in NZ
>share it with your daughter
>Forgot to get government permit
>Get shot* and daughter is now with a foster family that abuses her
* Under the Food Bill, Police acting as Food Safety Officers can raid premises without a warrant, using all equipment they deem necessary – including guns (Clause 265 – 1).

Anglos will literally defend this

>>77806113
Call the police and tell them he brought some potatoes to a local BBQ
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>>77800675
Bullshit
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>>77806113
>however that doesnt mean im pro gardening.

You are a fucking retard. What possible reasons could you have to be against it?
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>>77805919
Often pipes and wires (in America) are placed by private companies
Then ownership is given or sold to the local government
Its like suburban roads

So they could have installed the pipes or whatever, then the house was built on top

Regardless, you usually just need to call for permission to dig, and there should be a list of the species of plans allowed in a garden.

But this is pretty fuckin cucked
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>>77804017
Couldn't understand the cop or Maori? Both have different accents, but are pretty standard in Nz.
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>>77800955
Commit mass suicide right now because that's fucking retarded.
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>>77800675
ausfag who lived in the bush his whole life ive literally never heard of this apart from the avocado meme black market.

what the actual fuck is this real?
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>>77800675
I don't understand. They trespassed and did this on your property without a single warning?
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>>77801370
>>77801443
you may have freer gun laws, but holy shit, that's cucked
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MAJOR HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO STARVE US
GET FUCKED CUNTS
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Go away Reddit: http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/social-networking/63642145/illegal-garden-posts-hilarious-growth.html
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But Maoris can grow whatever they want right...
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>>77806173

Thanks for reminding me that dystopian future is happening right before our eyes.
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>>77800955
don't know what's sadder; you believing that pipes and cables lay 25 cm below the ground, or you believing that's the actual reason
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>>77806628
What bush? Maybe you lived under the same bush as me at one time!
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>>77807208
Yeah often you need to call when your're digging atleast 3ft into the ground, thats just under a meter

but only diggin a foot at the max?
there is nothing in the ground for you to hit
this is seriously fucked up
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>>77801515
>courgette
>not zucchini

Frenchlover spotted
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>The only thing I grow is lemons.
>Me and my brother's use a cricket bat to hit the the excess lemons over the fence to the Maori school next door.
Wew lads.
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>>77806951
>Go away Reddit:

The bill itself is still real and ugly. It cites "safety of consumption" as primary concern, but it nonetheless leads to a NZ future where children are led to believe that food magically pops into existence within market's utlity rooms.
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>>77807359
This is typical rent-seeking behaviour from a government, empowered by submissive and ignorant citizens.

Absolutely disgusting, and what a pathetic population of subhumans that allow this!
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>>77800675
new chuckland

taking shitposterials refugees
cant feed your self

a fail of country
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>>77808035

Don't forget about NZ's complimentary horse jizz shots, Hans.
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>these fuckers are being fined and fucked up by NZ for growing veggies, being literally treated like criminals for deciding to grow food
>meanwhile my neighbors down the street have a closet they converted into a fucking hydroponics shack for their """herb garden""" i've been trying to forget i ever saw
fuck
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>>77800751
People seem to assume it Scandinavian countries adopt a Socialist model but so does NZ and has been doing so quietly for years.
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>>77800675
>black market gardening
loving every laugh
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>>77800675
this is just fucked up and wrong
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>>77808899

Kind of like a TV license or boys wearing a dress right?
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>>77800675

>Black market gardening
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>>77803792
>spoiling the fun
you must be really smart
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>>77800955
fucking kek
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>>77800675
Kiwis truly are the best shitposters
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>>77803678
Considering how retarded banning veggies is I totally thought buying pies at 3am was illegal.
I totally bought it
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>>77800675
"Pssst, hey, hey kids. Wanna buy some carrot seeds? Only $50."
"No?"
"How about some incandescent lightbulbs? I make you special offer: $9 per bulb"
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>>77809384
Lad all the pies are sold out by 4pm. There won't be any pies at BP.
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>>77806348
The Maori guy was practically whispering, the police officer had a strong and barely intelligible accent.
I always thought the NZ accent was closer to America's for some reason.
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>>77809690
The NZ accent is a fusion of the Australian and South African accents but they also have cocks in their mouth
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>>77809755
South African? How's that even possible? Did you had any large waves of SA settles which had influenced the local idiom?
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>>77809861
Nope I just assume It's climatic effects on settlers of the same regions of Britain

As an Australian I can very easily distinguish English, Australian, NZ and SA accents but Americans for example can't tell the difference between them at all, everyone just sounds English to Americans, so I doubt non-native English speakers would be much better at telling the difference.
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>>77810445
Being exposed to both music and shows from various anglo countries, for the most part I can tell whether an individual is from the US or from Australia. There are exceptions of course. A person from Brisbane as be easily mistaken as an American and there are Aus/Nz idioms which are almost identical.
SA English sounds like being inbred for twenty generations though
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>>77805294
If by heart of your cities, you mean south auckland, then yes, you got me.
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>>77801626
Oi you cheeky wanka, you got a license for that cabbage?
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>>77800675
Maybe because New Zealand's native species are very unique and fragile? It's a concern some garden plants become invasive? Like Asian carp and Asian people. Plants can also be invasive and destructive to native habitats.

Or they're Orwellian socialist cunts.
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>>77802327
They will put a fart counter on each sheep and will tax the farmers per fart.
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Surprised no one mentioned this.
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>>77801443

>grow vegetables
>sell them

That's literally what a farmer does. That is literally a farmer.

I'm sure the six fucking cabbages he was going to sell would just DESTROY the economy. Just fucking RUIN it. They'd make like, three whole salads out of that! Think of the children!
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>>77801443
>NZ economy is so shitty that a few citizens selling produce from their backyard gardens threatens to upheave the whole thing and throw the nation into chaos
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>>77805739
Dude, it's no different here. A simple phone call so you don't fuck up a public utility line. How hard is that?
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>>77802021
>australians are actually defending this law
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>>77816723
Water lines are normally 3 feet underground, gas lines 2 feet. You'd have to dig an actual trench to hit them.
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>>77814717
Thank you, Brazil.
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>>77803568
brilliant
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>>77800955
Thats not it at all
They dont want people growing their own food, because they want people tied to the economy
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>call garden STASI
>I want to plant some vegetables
>okay goy
>put on terrrorist watch list

meanwhile

>illegal imigrants welcome
>poo boy have some fun with these peoples underaged blond little girls without their knowledge and agreement
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>Black market gardening

Jesus Christ. I thought NZ was pretty based, guess I was wrong.
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>>77802583
You are our bean slaves peon.

It is common knowledge that Americans exist only to harvest the Haricot bean for our consumption/
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>>77800955

>Nanny state bullshit

Good luck digging up a gas pipe with a vegetable garden. Fucking normies will actually believe this shit; I lived in Sweden as a child and even there you could grow your own vegetables for fuck's sake.
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>>77818083
That banter would be rich if it wasn't for the other beaners pouring into your country.
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>>77818166
>Good luck digging up a gas pipe with a vegetable garden.
That actually happens. Lines that were constructed back in the 70's and 80's sometime have little coverage and get destroyed by people using small dredgers. It's a pain in the ass to handle, as they see no fault because the lines are too damn high.
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>>77801370
>>77801443
>white people
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>>77801443

>our

How can one man be so cucked?
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>>77802481
Humans are preventing the usual ecosystem stuff from taking care of the cattle population. But nature is sorting things out: eventually, climate change will kill enough humans/cattle to return to normal levels. It's beautiful, really.
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>>77801626

Get a life, bin that spice!
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>>77801095
how is that common sense?
what king of home garden plant is going to interfere with underground pipes? do you only put then 4 inches underground?
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I'm convinced nations that are largely disarmed and would have a fighting chance are top cucks, they can't draw a line on to the extent government rules them, as a result government continually gains more powers, and the cucks are literally to spineless to put a stop to it.
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>>77804562
>govtslaves.info
seems like a legit source of legit info
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>>77800675

the fuck?

and here i thought new zealanders enjoyed some degree of freedom in the 21st century.

as it turns out, they're as cucked as americans who can't collect rainwater.

when did NZ give up on liberty?
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>>77801515
pretty high quality desu
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>>77821194
where the hell did desu come from
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>>77800675
>your property
Why do you think you have to pay property tax? The land us not yours, it's the government's .
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>>77801515

peas, beets, kale, onions, lettuce, and zucchini here.

fishing season upon us. gonna get that freezer filled in no time.
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>>77801314
I'd say because of regulations and food safety.
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>>77800955
>>77800919
>stage 1: denial
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>>77800675
Holy fuck.

As a gardener who grows a significant amount of what I eat, and as a freedom-loving American -- I cannot fathom this sort of thing. Having government jackboots come and rip up your garden, then fine you for it, is the pinnacle of cucked.
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>>77822024
yeb! had jackboots go into people's back yards and destroy their orange trees all over florida, got class action sued for misuse of imminent domain
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>>77800955
God damn... you Civil Engineers in NZ are apparently fucking retarded.

I live in the Peoples Republic of California and even our politicians planned better than this...
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>>77801924
Its spelt 'crop'
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>>77822393
It's a bullshit excuse, don't believe him. It's more likely the Jew MP is in the big farmers pockets than anything else.
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>>77808615
Ill let my Canadian friends know about it. Thanks Vlad
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>>77801148
Lol the veggie council prowling neighborhoods for clandestine cabbage patches to destroy and set an example.

Veggie martyrs dieing for the cause of snap peas.
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>>77800955
In America we have to call Miss Utility before we dig but that's for depths of 18 inches plus. Its more of a safety thing here.
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>>77823271
They mark where all the utilities are on the property so you don't hit them digging.
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America here, do you need some liberating/nation building?
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>>77803678
pies says hello
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>>77800955
Why dont you then just build your veggie garden a bit higher?
>Buy earth
>build little hill with it
>plant veggies
>profit?
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>>77800751
Same reason why many governments made it illegal to store gas or water at home : so that the slave-citizens are totally dependant of the socialist state
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>>77825628
Storing big amounts of gas.... ok safety reasons.... but storing WATER?
WTF?
What if you dug a well? Unlimited water= unlimited punishment?
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>>77825628
>>77826097
Quickly a meme with a water bottle...
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>>77825628
>be appalachian-american poorfag
>have multiple military firearms
>have 35,000 rounds in spam cans
>have full battle rattle with plates and thermal
>have enough heirloom seeds to grow 3 acres of food
>have enough food stored to eat for a full year
>have 200+ gallons of water and a alexapure pro filter, plus river access
>have 30gb of prepper info on SD cards
>solar with battery packs can run phones/laptops forever, infinite library of world knowledge
>ham radio with all common frequencies and tone codes, p25p2 capable
>tools and knowledge to fix or build almost anything
>neighbors mostly the same
Feels good man. Makes it all the more sweet when europlebian serfs and neoliberal cucks try to tell us how to live.
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>>77801515
I just started a super small garden a few weeks ago. Tomatoes are still sprouts, getting ready to plant some sweet corn the next few days.
>tfw Florida
I just hope the heat isn't overkill.
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>>77800955
>replying to Australia

wew lad almost got me there
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>>77806173
this is why the second amendment is important
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>>77801095


It's retarded. No one buries utility lines at such a shallow depth that home gardening would affect it . . . dummy.
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>>77801370

No, it's trying to fix an economy fucked up by subsidies and price controls.
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>>77805977
hmm
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>>77832224
That's not true, it happens by laziness of the workers. I have seen supply lanes with little more than four inches of soil above them.
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>>77829109
>Appalachian-American

My eternal nigga.
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>>77800955
Kill yourself.
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