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>wake up
>state of kosovo still exists
>wake up
>tatorgroes still think they're white
>western pomerania and lusatia is still german
>>77737800
>wake up
>still don't know where or what kosovo is
>>77738194
give back prussia and you might have a chance
>>77737918
i am white, you thinking for some reason im not wont make one iota of a differece
>exit cryo chamber
>British Isles is temporarily balkanised
>>77738390
more like
>wake up
>get shot
>>77738395
>i am white
And blacks were kangz and shit.
i want to die
>Wake up
>Illinois is still corrupt
>>77738390
>wake up
>still know that American education sucks
>>77738491
That too.
Today's gunshot stung a bit.
>>77737918
>wake up
>60%
>wake up
>still no race war
>wake up
>king nigger is still our president
>>77738491
more like
>wake up
>get shot
>go to hospital
>become bankrupt from hospital bills
>rob someones house at night
>shoot them when they wake up
It's the American circle of life.
>>77738751
>Portugal
You woke up to 0%.
kosovo is still around? what abot bosnia? or somalia? why do all foregin countries sound like names a sign language speaking monkey would name a cat?
>>77738751
>wake up
>conquered by moors
>>77738604
>wake up
>houses like this in Austin/Goldcoast neighborhoods are still in niggertown
can we take back the hood already or what?
>>77737800
why does an italian care about kosovo?
>>77738631
>wake up
>attend top college in the world
Most are here
>wake up
>still no chance of a Mars civilization in my lifetime
>rocket research is only taken seriously during wars
>>77738877
Dubs of truth. Commies want to ruin this
>wake up
>>77739388
How the fuck are you even alive?
Where did you get Internet?
>>77738491
>be american
>wake up every day at 4 am
>chug a gallon of coffee
>take heart pills, diabetes pills, cancer pills, and high blood pressure pills
>only costs $59,000 per month to fill my prescriptions thanks to Obama
>have to get in my big heavy duty truck that gets 4 miles per gallon and drive 4 hours to work
>takes that long because I live over 100 miles away from the city
>have to live out in the country to afford food and housing
>get to work
>find out I got fired that day
>illegal alien from Mexico took my $90,000 per year job writing code
>he only works for $0.10 a day
>have to spend the next few hours teaching him how to program
>leave for the day at 1 am
>boss made me stay late, don't even get paid for today since I was training my replacement
>stop by McDonalds and buy a McFamily pack with 12 burgers, 90 nuggets, 4 liters of coca cola and over 5 pounds of fries
>eat half on the drive home
>get pulled over a block away from home
>my left brake light was 0.00025 lumens too dim
>cop writes me a ticket for $8,900
>I tell him "thanks"
>he walks away, then shoots me for not tipping him for his service
>taken off to hospital
>get a bill for $5.9 million dollars for riding in the ambulance and getting an aspirin pill
>get surgery to remove the bullets, just one more scar with the many I have for surviving a mass shooting almost every day for the past 34 years of my life
>get another hospital bill for $34 million USD + tip for the surgery and tylenol PM they gave me
>finally go home
>turn on the TV
>President Obama is rapping about killing white people and drinking a 40
>says it is now illegal to own weapons if you're white
>hear a knock at my door
>over 100 officers in full combat armor with bullet proof vests and fully automatic assault rifles burst into my room, beat the shit out of me, shoot my dog, and confiscate the .22lr bolt gun my great grandpa gifted to me
>tip them each $5.99 for their service to my country
>curl up in a ball and fall asleep
I am kebab! I am still here, getting drunk during ramazan. Maybe I will piss on a church. Life is good. I shall find some tourist bitches to hit on. Soon I go Berlin.
FICKI FICKI! ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>77739458
traded all his toilet paper reserves for that
>>77738395
you are obviously jewish
this is divide and conquer tactic to prevent whites from unifying and realizing the common goal
>>77737800
>wake up
>USA isn't burning in nuclear fire yet
>>77739143
t. "refugee" from the nineties who still hasnt fucked of back home
>>77739291
So your saying there's a chance?
>>77737800
Yeah, 4chan actually has a flag planned in preparation.
>>77739558
prob some serb shitposting
10/10
>>77739892
fuck that flag
>>77739237
Kek, rekt
>>77739716
Don't worry Paco. When your people have taken over the US will be a smoldering pile of feces just like you're used to in Mexico. Give it time bro.
>>77739013
>>77738955
i'm sorry america. it's terminal.
>>77739529
Damn it is like you can see the possible Hillary wins universe in real time, where did you get these magical foresight abilities?
>>77737800
> wake up
> Bosnia still exists
> Have to live with muslims
>>77739847
You see? A white person would have replied to the correct comment the first time. Try again, potato.
>>77739988
It's a pretty flag though
>wake up
>too American to understand petty euro country shit
>>77740125
Fuck off Portugal, spics hate your kind too.
Spics will never take the SW because we will build a wall and deport them all first, when the cops trying to deport them we may even see a slight shoah
>>77739529
>4 liters
>not gallons
Yah dun goofed proxyfag
>>77739388
What fucking country is that?
>be me
>wake up at 4 pm
>eat a burger and buffalo fries
>go home
>jerk off
>read /pol/
>play vidya
>repeat steps 5-7
>go to sleep at 5 or 6 am
God Bless Bitcoin
>>77740288
> Kosovo pretty
> A fucking leaf
Their flag is shittier than ours wtf is wrong with you
>>77737800
Ugh, don't remind me! It's my one dream.. A disolved state of Kosovo.
>>77740366
>wake up 20 years ago
>petty yuro country shit is the second most concerning thing in the world after the soviets
>wake up today
>society could collapse at any second
I want off this ride
I just want my country back
>>77740614
Socialist Paradise Venezuela
>Wake up
>Northern Ireland still exists
>>77738751
>1990.
Go find and post today's map and let's compare and see how much more of the southeast has flooded.
>>77740175
kek, simpsons
james earl (((brooks))) josh (((weinstein))) david (((Silverman)))
Lol you prob think spanish arent white either, does the inquisition still trigger you?
Also potatoes are from the americas, and ireland was among several nations hit by the blight of said crop
>>77740817
who cares
Northern Ireland = literally worst Ireland
>>77740778
hold on
>20 years ago was '96
fucking hell, even the Soviets weren't a problem at that point
>>77737800
>wake up
>Pope John Paul II is still dead
Why even live if the greatest pope in history is no longer around?
>wake up
>my people are still fine with giving away our country to third worlders
>>77740995
>2001 was 15 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77741018
out of hope for another great one
>>77741018
There will be a new one that will lead a crusade versus muslims some day
>>77737800
Never trust the potato kike.
>>77737800
> wake up
> Kosovo exists
> kebab hasn't been removed from the Balkans
> Turkey calling itself European and tricking burgers into doing so as well
>>77737800
>wake up
>potatoes again
>>77741225
>9/11 will have its 15th anniversary this year
The irish are white? Yeah, right.
>>77741490
>wake up
>red-white-red exists
>>77741234
Never give up your hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hakb6S0IpgY
>>77737800
>state
it's UNMIK and the kebab from premises have been leaving for cuckmany for years now, only a question of time before the rightful owners take over once again
>>77741984
UNMIK my ass, kosovo is a state recognized by the us, germany, japan, so fuck off
>>77740028
Bacon is good, pršut is better.
Dead pig is redpill for muslims, why forbid what is so good?
>>77741651
Evolutionary Biologist here. It's a phenomenon called Atavism.
Check it out here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atavism
>>77740125
Do you realize that Americans took those lands from Mexicans?
>>77741490
>kebab not removed
Come and get me faggot. Austrians always shit at balkan. Gavrilo princip did nothing wrong.
>>77740532
lol@thaddeus
>>77742379
I've tried pršut before, people that haven't are missing out.
>>77742247
sure, just like you fucked off mehmet untermensch
luckily germancucks love terrorist manlet pieces of shit like yourself
>>77741225
>wake up
>its closer to 2030 than 2001
>>77741651
a drawing by some unconfirmed source isnt credible
all these jews in this thread baka
>>77742661
slavs are untermenschen, thus your opinion is discarded
>>77742662
At least you live somewhere cool without niggers
>>77742247
Filthy shq*ptar detected
>>77742907
filthy mohammed detected
>>77742907
Shiptars are great. Anyone producing so much Serb butthurt is good.
>wake up
>headache because I had too much beer again
>smokes are gone because I smoked them all last night
>go back to sleep after popping three asperin
>get up
>no more food left
>remember I only have 4 euros left
>take 50 euros from my grandmother's savings account
>too scared to go to the supermarket because it's the middle of the day and there are going to be a lot of people
>wait until the crowd starts thinning out at around 5
>buy a pizza, three liters of beer and a pack of smokes
>pop pizza in oven, open a beer, light one up and watch my country's political channel
>realize that they're all shitting out their mouths
>get pizza, go upstairs, post on /pol/, get drunk
>go to sleep
>repeat
Help me.
SHQIP SHQIP!!! SERBI, TA QIFSHA NANEN!
>>77743109
nedim pls stop
>>77743022
You really shouldn't be calling other people that, Shkelqim.
Glass houses, and all
>>77737800
> wake up
> live in balkans
O çifutët, unë do të qij atë nënë! A më dëgjon?
>>77743109
>t. Mustafa "My favorite goat died in Srebrenica" Mehmetović
>>77743474
It is okay, soon Islam shall save the Balkans :^)
>wake up
>go out on a patrol
>shoot third world dirt farmers
>watch an IED rip apart a humvee of Afghan """"police"""" and """"army""""
>have to stick around and clean it up, analyze what kind of IED it was
>see a wild dog eating the body of a 4 year old
>get back to base
>get on /pol/
>Obeezy wants females to have my back in the land of Islamic Grand Theft Auto
>fap
>fap
>fap
>>77744870
>fall asleep listening to distant mortar strikes
>wake up
>healthy
>white
>safe and prosperous city devoid of riff raff and unsavoury characters
>nice job
>good benefits
>sun shining
>blue eyes
>still white
>life lottery: ultra winner
feels satisfactory.
>>77744951
Thank God we have people like you protecting our freedoms
>>77742429
No kidding. Plus of course they're gonna hug the border. That's where their damn families are. Also, what's 16% to 64? America will be majority white for a long fucking time.
>wake up
>albanian
>serbs are triggered by my existence
>get a throbbing 8-inch shqip hard-on from their sheer butthurt
>use the boner to fuck a canadian bitch that's captive in my basement
>finish on the goat that is also captive in my basement so the girl doesn't get preggo
>use some of the leftovers to make flija
>eat flija, forcefeed some to the girl so she doesn't starve
>sleep
>>77744951
>if more hadjis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this
>>77739529
>some folks are born, made to shitpost
>ooh, they're red white and leaf
>and when a discussion's going on
>ooh, they're breaking up the peace
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag
Ooo, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
Ooo, they point the cannon at you, Lord
>>77745887
no truer words have been spoken
>wake up
>albanian
>everybody hates me
>mfw
>>77737800
>mfw we'll be getting our flag soon to show up on 4chan and there's nothing you can do abut it.
>>77746130
My dad is Canadian, maybe that's why I feel so driven to shitpost.
>>77748254
Wait, is it the Albanian flag that shows up for Kosovo posters? I thought it was Serbia.
>>77747431
Thanks for your service sir.
>>77748254
What part you from?
>>77748627
Yeah. Whenever I'm there I show an Albanian flag here, also on teamspeak.
>wake up
>still in denbts
>>77748821
Seriously? When I played TF2 while in Kosovo, some servers would let the other players know where I'm coming from and it would always call me a Serbian.
>>77739237
>wake up
>realise I am in debt for life
>>77748623
>wake up
>still a three flags cuck
What the fuck is even that black flag, though?
>>77737800
>wake up
>whydontyouputonalittlemakeup
>wake up
>grababrushandputalittlemake-up
Good thread
>>77749073
Yeah.
I don't know why that would be. I guess it would depend on your ISP.
>>77749485
The best guess I can give is because I was in the Eastern part of Kosovo. Specifically in Ferizaj if that helps.
>>77745674
>>finish on the goat that is also captive in my basement so the girl doesn't get preggo
kekd
>>77737800
> wake up
> be 6'3 white guy with good job in the inner city
> foreign qts to blanda up everywhere
> sensible chuckles at far away problems
> Trudeau keeping the plebs distracted
feels gud mane
>>77748627
>I thought it was Serbia.
Guess who says that.
>>77748821
>What part you from?
I live here.southern part.
>>77749745
WOAH
I go there. My family lives in Ferizaj.
holy shit
My Brothers. Listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTffgdNhNw&list=PL292A2AE7B9FD983A&index=12
>>77740532
Or he could have just gotten two 2 liter bottles of coke, you dumb shit
>>77749816
More like
>wake up
>look out window
>country still on fire
>see niggers asking for more money while they are having dogs lick their dick
>muslim beheading my neighbor
>think to myself "that's not barbaric"
>time to close the blinds and shitpost!
>>77749816
TFW NO FUCKING QT ASIAN WAIFU TO FUGG
>>77749745
>>77749917
Can you speak Albanian ?
>>77738194
Return east Pomerania, please
It's rightfull german clay. Poland has a big territory, you don't need the small Pomerania
>>77749917
That's pretty cool. You ever try this ice cream called MagicIce?
>>77737800
>wake up
>Switzerland is not a part of the EU
>>77750577
I can speak it and for the most part, read it, but I can't write it very well.
>>77750631
Why are you concerned about that, tacobro?
>wake up
>i have to vote for satan with a vagina or atomic bomb with a toupee
>>77750336
tfw go outside and can't walk 2 minutes without encountering an asian qt because chinatown is literally right there
lots of thick uguu ones too
>>77750279
trudeau is the second, more media freidnly coming of chretien dude. it's great. Corporate friendly govt, cuts to programs, and the people don't know any better
>>77750754
I use the Gheg dialect though, I'm a bit embarrassed to admit this but I can't understand Tosk dialect for the life of me.
>>77740763
Don't worry, it'll join Albania.
>>77743109
t. White Serb
>>77751638
And they call us the sand niggers.
Albanian zerg, the only reason you are still on our soil is that NATO has a base there. Pray to your pedophile prophet that they never turn their back on you, because we will erase you from existence if they do
>>77753559
I'm not even Muslim loser
#NotAllAlbanians
>>77753675
I didn't even refer to you, leaf
>>77753559
>Has been saying this for centuries
>Has a dying population
LMAO
>>77749483
thank you
>>77753832
I'm an Albanian of diaspora, lad.
>>77753675
This, I'm all Arberesh, Albanians who left before the country had the chance to be bent over by Muhhamad. Feel fucking good man.
>>77737800
Why do you care if your irish? Or your a filthy slav invadinh the emerald isle
>>77753559
>implying that Kosovo was ever Serbian to begin with
>>77737800
>wake up
>a far right European Federation still hasn't formed to save Europe from the burgers and the chinese influence
>>77753965
It's not too late to an hero
>>77739529
>+ tip
kek
>>77740532
Litre. Liter checks out.
>>77737800
>wake up
>liberal party mp
>everyone in the country hates us
>cant pass shit
>hope senate pass our bills
>>77749282
This one?
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/us-tx-tv.html
I dunno, I've never seen it flown around here. Some guy just made it up I guess. The city of Austin doesn't actually have a flag either, the picture on here is just the city seal. Dallas and Houston actually do have city flags though.
>>77740150
>Wake up
>Born from Bosnian Croat parents
>Never even been to Bosnia.
>Never will because it's overrun with kebabs
>Can't call myself Croatian because I'm a atheist.
