Norwegian Air Force = 52 F35
Danish Air Force = 28 F35
Swedish Air Force = 98 Gripen
Norwegian Submarines = 6
Danish Submarines = 0
Swedish Submarines = 5
Norwegian Frigates = 5
Danish Frigates = 3 (or 5)
Swedish Frigates = 0
BAHAHAHAHA
SCANDINAVIA WILL BECOME NORWAY SOON... soon
Even our small 'costal corvettes' (pic) are more capable than their entire navies
>norwegian defence minister
>>77735738
No, that's the Finnish defense minister...
>>77735738
Wtf kind of mongoloid is this
>>77734635
Ugliest ships i have seen.
One swedish corvet would destroy your whole navy.
>>77735738
Her head is like some sort of caricature.
The top looks normal but everything below the eyes is FUCK HUGE!
It looks like she could take a bite out of a steal bar, chew it up, and then spit out euros or something.
>>77736904
Must be some sami blood from our 1% sami population or something...
>>77734635
>irrelevant
>irrelevant
>irrelevant
Who the fuck cares, we have niggers and muslies
>>77737223
>One swedish corvet would destroy your whole navy.
I see, you guys have some futuristic warfare tactics
>>77734635
And also your relaince on forgin airplanes will make you weak. You will only have secound hand equipment and technolgy given by the us. And your flexebility is lost since we can adapt our planes and develop them on our own while you need to lubricate your buthole and hope us fix things for you. Sweden is the one controling the nordic sphere miltary and ecnomely.
>>77734635
Norway has literally no armed forces.
>>77737701
>You will only have secound hand equipment and technolgy given by the us
Many things in the Gripen are made in other countries... the engines are US made
>>77737701
>Sweden is the one controling the nordic sphere miltary and ecnomely
Not really, your military is weak and your economy is only slightly larger than Norways
>>77737946
Yes your country suck. Your only great time was between 1814 and 1905.
>>77734635
WE CAN ONLY HOPE.
Hey Nordbro, my grandma immigrated from Norge in the 60s and I still have tons of family living there... what are the odds that I can get a visa to Norway once I graduate with my bachelors degree next year?
>>77738547
Like every other thread some American like this and asks some stupid question like this. Why don't you try googling it or asking your relatives you massive faggot
>>77734635
Its not great but its what we have.
Yours is also pretty shit though.
>>77739012
>>77738811
>Like every other thread some American like this and asks some stupid question like this. Why don't you try googling it or asking your relatives you massive faggot
I'm just trying to have a conversation with a bro from Norway, you could have just ignored me :^)
>>77738184
Yeah but sweden still knows how to produce the egines domestically. You know nothing about your airplane. The few airplane enginers that are acctually norwigian and not the american nato enginers fixing the planes probaly only got learned if this warning light shows up hamer on this, but no traning about understanding the plane so when a new problem comes your norwigian enginers are stranded in the ocean. So your planes would be destroyed just by a non critical hit becuse you would not be able to repair the damage.
>>77739012
Yeah i agree to both your countries are shit, not like sweden.
>>77739286
The odds of Norway becoming an enemy of the US is literally like 0
>>77734635
Beware of the fury of the Norseman
>>77737266
Lol. Diversity hire.
>>77739546
Maybe not a enemy but us would probaly stay neutral if a war between our great nation and your nation broke out. Leaving you to fix evrything yourselfes.
>>77739651
Go away mongol and give back our clay
danes>norse
>>77739999
Swedes>>>>>>>>danes>nor>>>>>>>>>>>fin subhuman mongol
>tfw Australia could crush all three pathetic countries, single-handedly
Get ready to speak Australian ,scandishits.
>>77739920
WE WUZ SWEDISH EMPIRE AN' SHEEEEIT
>>77734635
Norway has an army? What for?
>>77740132
my digits>yours
>>77739766
If Sweden attacked the great kingdom of Norway today, the US would have to leave NATO to stay neutral. Maybe they would? Who knows...
>>77740206
Yeah sure thing slav shit. We can get to 1% swedish and 99% multiculteral we would still be purer then you.
>>77740343
The great risk is that Australia would enter the war on the side of Denmark given that our Queen has now conquered the country and runs the show and take you ALL over.
>>77740343
Why would sweden attack a lesser union member? It would be the otherway around.
>tfw scandinavia is infighting again
>>77740191
>This was destroyed by emus.
Finland>scandinavia
>>77739286
>>77739766
Norway makes cruise missiles for the US, they happen to be the best and most accurate naval missiles in the world.
Oh and all our ships are equipped to launch them, even the tiny rafts in OP's image.
Those missiles pretty much render the other Scandinavian navies a non-threat for us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1gxrDZHTKk
>implying during the next Great War those small Scandinavian armies won't chalk up a massive body count of russians and chinks
Come on guys we're all friends here
>>77740782
>>77740375
Ye sure. All these swedish women getting BBC are the purest things on the planet.
You can't fool anyone Sven. The blackening will be your demise.
>>77734635
Fjert rumpe
>>77740800
only on ground
Does it never flood in Norway?
Those houses are built awfully close to that river. Unless it's a lake, of course? But... that would mean...
>>77740958
Would love to fuck that hole..
>>77740604
>tfw scandinavia is infighting again
It will stop once Norway rules it all, it is our birth right. Sveariket belongs to Norway
We will grant you the Swedish national anthem for our new reich (just to show some mercy), but that's all. We will of course have the Norwegian flag (who want's a yellow and blue flag? - NO ONE!)
>>77741077
OCEAN
C
E
A
N
like saltwater and shit
(I literally don't know what it's like to live away from the ocean... it's a huge part of my life)
>>77740800
HahhahahahhahahhahahahHhahHHhHhHHhahahhahahahhahahhaha
>>77734635
>mfw delusional norwegian think his army can beat video-related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP2jcorIOFw
>>77740191
>all that American hardware
thanks for your business, Ausfriend
come again soon
>>77741541
gripen a shit
>>77741609
Why not? if anyone knows how to fight many many many wars, it is you guys.
>>77741282
>It will stop once Norway rules it all, it is our birth right.
Your birthright is being danish clay.
Return to the fold, and we can once again become the strongest naval force in the world.
>>77741282
Sweden is the most beutiful flag of the nordic countries. your flag look like a union flag with denmark.
>>77741665
Too bad they're swedish-innovated warfare when they fight, huh?
>>77741741
No sweden is the country that should controll all nordic countries.
>>77741838
Why aren't you fighting against the invasion by Muslim hordes?
>>77741986
Sweden can't even control Sweden
Kill all the rapists and expel the rest of the shitskins from your country then get back with us cuck
>>77741541
Themed by Norwegian Alan Walker, Swedes have to look to Norway now even for music...
(DESU I love Gripen :))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xRoDyIqyiw
>>77741986
Sweden is danish clay as well.
Look what you've done while you were free from your bonds, come back to us, and we'll set you right.
>>77734635
hey how about you guys use your military against the mudslimes instead of wasting it killing whites.
>>77739286
You do realise Norway participated in the develpoment of the F-35 through Kongsberg Defense & Aerospace, which is owned in great part by the norwegian government, right? And don't even get me started on the way the ruskies constantly cuck you even going as far as getting their subs in the Stockholm fjord.
>>77742120
>Why aren't you fighting against the invasion by Muslim hordes?
>>77742370
#reality #sorrynotsorry
>>77742235
If we had just keept our clay during stormaktstiden evrything had been great. But ofc slav shits destroying evrything.
![finalpostingministers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/961e4WF.jpg "finalpostingministers[1].jpg")
>>77735738
This is very progressive europe! You must be so proud! I'm sure we'll join the female secretary of defense ranks once queen hillary gets elected.
>>77742491
Was your plan to insult Norway? Considering 50% of the pictures in that collage are norwegian women.
>>77742706
Wow cool picture.
>>77742764
How could you possibly know that?
>>77740191
Based on the IQ of the regular Aussie poster I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Australia's chances against a Scandinavian force are a solid "killed by emus leaving Sydney harbour"
>>77739012
This is a far more capable navy than what Canda has.
>>77742876
>How could you possibly know that?
Because I do my research unlike you. I find out whether the memes are real or not. Gullible anglos, lol.
>>77742764
særlig, jens
>>77739920
You gave clay away to Russia. You have to ask nicely from them first.
>>77734635
is that desert camo on a ship?
someone explain this bullshit
>>77742885
Pathetic attempt at shitposting by a literal leaf.
>>77742956
DELETE THIS
>>77742183
That video gets pretty nice @2:45 - flying over mighty Norway
>>77734635
>Norwegian Air Force = 52 F35
I thought those weren't even in service?
>>77735738
I'm sure she'll have the back of every soldier and officer during a threat.
>>77740962
Scandinavia is ground thou...
Really makes you drink.
>>77743181
>>77742503
>EMPIRE
Thats so cute Anon.
>>77742183
>>77743181
It's alright.
>>77743078
It's funny, Australia is literally like the worst parts of Western civilization all condensed into one. Stupid fucking backwards American flag with another countries flag in it, stupid accent that sounds like a kipper with an extra chromosome and probably the dumbest white people I've ever had to share space with.
0/10 hope a spider bites you all
>>77743497
Yeah well you see the difference between Scandinavia and Britain is that we conquered land that belonged to advanced civilizations. You anglos went to places with primitive civilization (literally monkeys with sticks). Not really an achievement if you ask me.
>>77743568
Warmer.
>>77734635
You know, I wouldn't mind being part of Norway again. I want to join a fucking army.
>>77742503
>Lost to a backwards Slavic "empire." Maybe Swedes should learn to not be shit at war. Even the only real successful war in your history, the 30 years war required that the French save you.
>>77744036
Sheeeeit, that would be nice
>>77744064
Learn to properly do meme arrows
>>77743684
Look closer at that map, Sweden.
>>77737223
If you could tear your transgender crew away from their muslim ficki ficki buddy long enough to get underway.
It doesn't do you much good dockside flying rainbow flags and hosting rapefugee orgies.
>>77738547
Notmuch chance unless you're a muslim from Somalia.
>>77742283
Yes, well we do that senpai.
We bombed the shit out of libia for you, and now we are rearanging our military to an attack force at the cost of defence.
Why do you think we bought all those airplanes from you?
Pro-tip, it was not to bomb sweden.
>>77744570
>We bombed the shit out of libia for you
good goy.
>>77744314
>Look closer at that map, Sweden.
Yeah I noticed afterwards. Looked at your flag and assumed you meant the British Empire.
>>77744064
>Lost to a backwards Slavic "empire."
After we fought off like half of Europe, but alright.
>>77744064
>>77744851
Btw, who last a war against a bunch of jungle monkeys in Vietnam? America so stronk. Lmao
>>77742706
Include the Polish defense minister, please!
>>77742706
Finnish defense minister.
>>77745234
Ah, wait, I found it.
>>77744731
Yes, but not as good as you brother. You used 620 000 000 DKK to get rid off gaddafir.
Think of all the carlsberg that would buy!
Truly a noble sacrifice.
>>77744731
>>77746087
Since when did vikings fight wars for the jews? Tsk tsk.
